Non-canon Write-ups

As of March 2015, almost all Write-ups aside from those written by Wendy Cooldown and Archivalfag were declared non-canon. Storylines and setting details contained herein are to be assumed non-canon unless, or until, they are mentioned in any canon material.

Several of these fanfics can be read directly on the wiki. To do so, simply click on the fanfic series' name directly above its respective information box, or go to a specific chapter by clicking on the chapter's name in the fanfic's information box.

Starasp

Night Owls

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Night Owls Part 1	14 July 2013	We're introduced to Caroline and Ana, part of the 8th Officio right after they get their first mission. Things are normal. For the 8th.	N/A	Caroline, Anna, Kheda, Prina
Night Owls Part 2	10 August 2013	The girls find out their mission is a stakeout and Ana drags them to the armorers. Things explode.	N/A	Caroline, Anna, Ash, Riggs, Char
Night Owls Part 3	4 November 2013		N/A	Caroline, Anna

Midori Hanegawa

Green Green Magica

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Green Green Magica Chapter 1	17 July 2013	We peek into the past of our favorite broccoli-head before she becomes a Magical Girl.	N/A	Midori, Yukiko, Ryoutarou

-That- Guy

Gina Falette

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Night hunting	6 September 2013		N/A	Gina, Eightball
The one day to show off	11 September 2013		N/A	Gina, Sami
Adjourning	22 September 2013		N/A	Gina, Sami, Eightball
Rising and Falling Stars	6 October 2013		N/A	Gina, Sami, Izzy, Megan
Finale of the beginning	31 October 2013		N/A	Gina, Megan, Izzy, Sami, Eightball
One of the good days	9 December 2013		N/A	Gina, Megan, Izzy, Sami
Times by the fire	22 March 2014		N/A	Gina, Megan
Slippery Slope of Rust and Steel	29 April 2014		N/A	Gina, Izzy, Eightball
Black Date	19 July 2014	A date is rudely interrupted, twice.	N/A	Sami, Izzy

Rin

Saga of the Sixteenth

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Saga of the Sixteenth, Part I: Reveille	27 October 2013		N/A	Pawn, Two-Hands, Freon, Sonja, Abbadon
Saga of the Sixteenth, Part II: The Only Easy Day...	4 November 2013		N/A	Pawn, Two-Hands, Freon, Sonja
Saga of the Sixteenth, Part III: Guns of the First	13 November 2013		N/A	Pawn, Two-Hands, Freon, Sonja, Alicia, Artemis, Jyuro, The White Devil
Saga of the Sixteenth, Part IV: Shitcurity	1 December 2013		N/A	Pawn, Two-Hands, Freon, Sonja, Kyousuke

Nath

MGNQ: World War II

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
MGNQ: World War II Chapter 1	4 November 2013	A remote town is attacked by German soldiers. In desperation, a contract is made.	N/A	Claire, Mireille, Amelia, Kelzang, Dieter
MGNQ: World War II Chapter 2	17 November 2013	As they flee, the unlikely trio get to know each other. A murky soul gem adds a new complication.	N/A	Claire, Mireille, Amelia, Paria, Dieter
MGNQ: World War II Chapter 3	15 March 2014	A radio broadcast leads to an important decision and a tough battle.	N/A	Claire, Mireille, Amelia, Paria, Dieter, Grace

Red

Magicae Damnatorum

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Magicae Damnatorum Part 1	25 November 2013		N/A	Red, "Mom"

Ratmie

The Riddle of Witch Flesh

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 1	30 November 2013	An excerpt from "On the Nature of Witches"	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 1	Umika
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2	23 February 2014	In a letter to Kaoru, Umika explains why she left the Tenth, and what she gained in return.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2	Umika
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3	6 April 2014	Jarmila writes about an unreasonably dangerous Witch Hunt.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3	Jarmila, Panna, Popelka, Karla
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4	5 September 2014	Jarmila writes about the following oddly depressing Witch Hunt.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4	Jarmila, Popelka, Karla
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5	12 September 2014	Jarmila writes about her friends, as well as her foes.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5	Jarmila, Juunibey, Martina, Toyen, Panna
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6	28 September 2014	Martina recounts her hunt on a most dangerous game.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6	Martina, Panna, Karolína, Jarmila, Toyen
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7	16 November 2014	The 12th's leadership discusses feelings.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7	Jarmila, Panna, Martina, Toyen, Umika
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8	15 April 2015	Jarmila talks about herself for a bit.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8	Jarmila, Umika, Panna
The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9	15 April 2015	Jarmila beats up a nerd.	The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9	Jarmila, Renata, Jackdaw

Attarou

Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam	26 January 2014	We meet Eleanor as she deals with the horrors of paperwork.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam	Eleanor, Heather
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch	16 February 2014	Heather makes a mess and chases down Eleanor.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch	Eleanor, Heather
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch	15 March 2014	Eleanor beats Heather in a fight, and Heather ropes her into training.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Heather Crunch	Eleanor, Heather
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Torturer Suzi Berry	12 April 2014	Eleanor is put through a workout and faces down the Spider Room.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Suzi Berry	Eleanor, Heather, Suzi
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz	27 April 2014	Eleanor is dragged to a tea party and has a breakdown.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz	Eleanor, Suzi, Milly
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The New Blood	25 May 2014	Heather matches wits with a Callidus, celebrates with a new squad, and stumbles upon something urgent.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The New Blood	Heather, Madge
Omake: Everything is Terrible	25 May 2014	Eleanor and Wendy talk over the phone about the current state of things. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Everything is Terrible	Eleanor, Wendy
Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch	1 June 2014	Suzi and Heather settle their disagreements by fighting it out.	Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Heather Crunch	Suzi, Heather
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I	8 June 2014	Eleanor eats a meager lunch and reflects on her mistakes.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Grind Part I	Eleanor, Milly, Eightball, Amber
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II	14 June 2014	Eleanor remembers meeting a not-unfriendly figure before she was deported.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II	Eleanor, Eightball, Wendy
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown	20 June 2014	Heather crashes Eleanor and Wendy's slumber party.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Wendy Cooldown	Eleanor, Wendy, Heather
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch	27 June 2014	Things go horribly, horribly wrong inside a witch barrier.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Witch	Eleanor, Wendy, Heather
Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown versus The Great Sage of the Outback Leman Russ	4 July 2014	Wendy comforts Eleanor as the Sixth's Warmaster weighs in on the situation. Eleanor reveals her greatest ambition. Guestwritten by Wendy Cooldown.	Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown vs. Great Sage Leman Russ	Eleanor, Wendy, Leman Russ
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold	18 July 2014	Heather gets down and dirty, and disappears with a pair of suspicious strangers.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold	Heather, Xiaomei, Marigold, Amber, Jade
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters	25 July 2014	Amber and Jade throw just about everything they've got at Heather. It ends in ice cream.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The Nakajima Sisters	Heather, Jade, Amber, Xiaomei
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai Cress	1 August 2014	Eleanor's new morning routine is interrupted by a pirate. Milly says the wrong thing.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Kai Cress	Eleanor, Kai, Madge, Milly
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz Redux	8 August 2014	Eleanor fights Milly, and has regrets at the conclusion.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz Redux	Eleanor, Kai, Madge, Milly
Omake: We Need A Hero	8 August 2014	Amber and Jade call up Heather to request a favor. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: We Need A Hero	Heather, Amber, Jade
Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam	15 August 2014	Suzi drags Eleanor to a party and chats with Madge.	Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Eleanor Slam	Suzi, Eleanor, Madge, Leman Russ, Kai, Belinda
Omake: Good Luck	15 August 2014	Eleanor reflects on the day with Wendy, and receives a surprise. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Good Luck	Eleanor, Wendy
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko	22 August 2014	Heather is harassed by Amber, the Spiritual Liege, and a Rank Leader. Jade takes pictures.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko	Heather, Jade, Amber, Xiaomei, Tenko
Omake: Running	22 August 2014	Eleanor tries to quit running laps. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Running	Eleanor, Kai
Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch versus the Nakajima Sisters	27 September 2014	Heather tries to rely on her wits instead of her powers.	Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch vs. the Nakajima Sisters	Heather, Jade, Amber
Omake: We Promised	27 September 2014	Amber and Jade deal with the aftermath and fulfill a promise. Sort of. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: We Promised	Jade, Amber
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The New Grind	10 October 2014	After a rough start, Eleanor has a pretty good morning at work.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The New Grind	Eleanor, Marina
Omake: We Can Rebuild Her	10 October 2014	With Heather stitched up, Amber and Jade argue over what to do next. Jade has an idea. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: We Can Rebuild Her	Jade, Amber
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Entrepreneur Jael Russ	25 October 2014	Eleanor has a talk with her boss.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Jael Russ	Eleanor, Jael Russ
Omake: Dressing Up	25 October 2014	Heather is measured for new clothes. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Dressing Up	Heather, Jade, Amber
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Mermaid Miss St. Maur	8 November 2014	Eleanor is completely out of her depth.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Miss St. Maur	Eleanor, Suzi, St. Maur
Omake: Distracted	8 November 2014	Heather's focus isn't on what the Soul Temperer is telling her. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Distracted	Heather, Tenko
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko II: The Shoutening	14 November 2014	Heather dons her new clothes and meets with the Soul Temperer of the Seventh once more.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko II	Heather, Tenko
Omake: Prepare Yourself	15 November 2014	Eleanor discovers something really terrifying is set to occur. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Prepare Yourself	Eleanor, Marina
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II	21 November 2014	Heather is left alone. Very, very alone.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II	Heather, Tenko
Omake: Hit Me	21 November 2014	Eleanor stands in front of a firing squad. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Hit Me	Eleanor, Belinda
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi	12 December 2014	Eleanor wakes up in a hospital bed.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Tanis Nagi	Eleanor, Tanis, Milly
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Hanzer "Milly" Schulz	21 December 2014	Eleanor runs for her life.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Hanzer "Milly" Schulz	Eleanor, Tanis, Milly
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz	16 January 2015	Eleanor and Tanis fight back.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi vs. Hanzer Milly Schulz	Eleanor, Tanis, Milly, Madge
Omake: New Messages	16 January 2015	Eleanor checks her answering machine. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: New Messages	Eleanor, Tanis
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko	25 January 2015	Heather gets some calls and voices her concerns.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Valentina Tenko	Heather, Tenko
Omake: My Treat	25 January 2015	Jael is surprisingly happy about Eleanor's victory. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: My Treat	Eleanor, Jael
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III: It Takes Two to Tenko	8 February 2015	Tenko puts Heather through some trust building exercises, among other things.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III	Heather, Tenko, Amber
Omake: Surprisingly Good	8 February 2015	Eleanor gets an unexpected gift. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Surprisingly Good	Eleanor, Jael
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Guro Amber Nakajima	8 March 2015	Amber tries to cheer up Heather in her own way.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Amber Nakajima	Heather, Amber, Jade
Magical Torturer Suzi Berry	24 March 2015	Suzi interrogates a prisoner and convinces Eleanor to do something dangerous.	Magical Torturer Suzi Berry	Suzi, Katherine, Eleanor
Omake: Not My Problem	24 March 2015	Tenko is berated for giving up. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Not My Problem	Tenko, Xiaomei
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"	5 May 2015	Eleanor rages at her superior.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"	Eleanor, Madge
Omake: Route	5 May 2015	Amber is extremely confident in her victory. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Route	Amber, Jade
Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra	11 June 2015	Eleanor has trouble regenerating.	Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra	Eleanor, Blue
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko	1 July 2015	Heather tries to be nice in the face of overwhelming forwardness.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko	Heather, Amber, Tenko, Jade
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold II: A Good Day to Tryhard	6 August 2015	Heather takes apologizing very seriously.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold II	Heather, Tenko, Amber, Jade, Marigold
Omake: Read	6 August 2015	Eleanor talks with Checkers again. Accompanies the previous piece.	Omake: Read	Eleanor, Wendy
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Empress of Dead Body Mountain Dahlia Marigold	10 October 2015	Heather tries fighting a former Warmaster.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. EoDBM Dahlia Marigold	Heather, Marigold
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman	1 December 2015	Heather talks to herself about the way things are going.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman	Heather

/a/nonymous magica

Magical Girl Noir Zero

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Magical Girl Noir/Zero Episode 1: Hunter	29 April 2014		N/A	Ayano, Eiji, Ruby, Charlotte

TwiceBorn

The Iron Circle

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
Ch. I: Olympia	8 August 2014	Honoka, a Vindicare of the Ninth, meets the Fourth Officio.	Chapter I: Olympia	Honoka, Petra, Barbara, Pinky
Ch. II: Dodekatheon	9 August 2014	Exploration of the mysterious Fourth Officio.	Chapter II: Dodekatheon	Honoka, Petra, Barbara, Yda Stradale, Ach Stradale, Felicia Thematica
Ch. III: Mechanicus	16 August 2014	Secrets of the Fourth's Mechanicus.	Chapter III: Mechanicus	Honoka, Petra, Barbara, Fiona Mac Manus, Luka Chrom
Ch. IV: Iron Without	22 August 2014	Someone is watching the Olympia. Meanwhile, Honoka takes the Mark IV 'Maximus' suit for a spin.	Chapter IV: Iron Without	Honoka
Ch. V: Murderers	5 September 2014	The Fourth Officio discovers what happened to their 'Indomitus' Terminator prototype. Meanwhile, Barbara gets ready to party.	Chapter V: Murderers	Petra, Fiona, Barbara, Tiny Pete
Ch. VI: Skitarii	23 November 2014	Honoka meets a Skitarius for the first time.	Chapter VI: Skitarii	Honoka, Amal, Lau
Ch. VII: Siege	3 March 2015	The Fourth goes on a Witch hunt.	Chapter VII: Siege	Honoka, Lau

Maledictus

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
Preludium: Undivided	N/A	"...for it is through Unity and Faith that we shall stand against the Dark..."	N/A	Eileen, Elana, Alsana, Nashandra, Nadalia

Dimunsis

An Irish Girl's Wish

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
Memorial To The Fallen	27 September 2014	A new day begins, a new mission commences.	Memorial To The Fallen	Nokota, Ashlin, Natalie, Edea, Maria, Leah
Guard Duty	16 November 2014	Orders are handed out, a fight breaks out, and the repercussions of fighting are made clear.	Guard Duty	Ashlin, Lyssa, Natalie, Nokota, Maria, Edea
Let's Be Friends!	1 January 2015	Two unlikely teammates have words as one tries to apologize, but they come to a rude awakening. Literally.	Let's Be Friends!	Ashlin, Maria, Edea, Natalie, Serah, Lyssa
Angel of Death	12 April 2015	Outnumbered and outgunned, the girls of the Fourth are pushed to their limit--blood, violence, death, and fear stalk the battlefield. Meanwhile, someone is watching...	Angel of Death	Ashlin, Natalie, Lyssa, Maria, Nokota, Edea, Oriha, Orisa, Dimuko
The Wheels of Fate Are Turning	22 December 2015	A steel hearted magical girl risks life and soul to bring ill news. Meanwhile, a certain emerald eyed coward becomes the center of discussion.	The Wheels of Fate Are Turning	Leah, Oriha, Orisa, Maria,Edea

Malal

House of Cards

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Human Resources 1: Peter Rabbit	10 October 2014	A night at home with the rabbit. Sometimes it's the best you can get.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey
Human Resources 2: Guardian Angel	17 October 2014	Welcome to the Third Officio. Perfect, if you know when to look the other way.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey, Hitomi Masame, Megumi Minakata
Human Resources 3: An Offer He Can't Refuse	19 October 2014	What would you give for a dream?	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey
Human Resources 4: Parting Shots	25 October 2014	Sometimes, the best-laid plans look bad from moment one.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey, Hitomi Masame
Human Resources 5: The Rabbit And The Snake	31 October 2014	A parable of no meaning or significance.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey
Mercy Killing 1: Near-Death Experience	1 November 2014	Izuho spends an afternoon as a test subject for an incomprehensible scientist.	N/A	Izuho Taniguchi, Penelope Baines
Mercy Killing 2: Mirror, Mirror	8 November 2014	A day in the lives of the three Katayama sisters.	N/A	Mizuki Katayama, Mitsuko Katayama
Mercy Killing 3: Daybreak	14 November 2014	So begins the hunt.	N/A	Mizuki Katayama, Mitsuko Katayama, Izuho Taniguchi, Shimizu Yumishita
Human Resources 6: Croesus at Delphi	16 November 2014	Harumi deals with the aftermath of the hunt and discusses visions.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey, Hitomi Masame, Izuho Taniguchi, Mizuki Katayama
Mercy Killing 4: Mea Maxima Culpa	21 November 2014	With the witch of this godforsaken barrier as my sole witness, I swear that I am innocent.	N/A	Shimizu Yumishita
Human Resources 7: Make A Wish	23 November 2014	In the end, we chose this.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Sanbey, Aoi Katsuragi
Pearly Gates 1: Rise And Shine	12 December 2014	Two nightmares: Those of a child, and a jaded connoisseur.	N/A	Megumi Minakata, Kaede Morimoto
Mercy Killing 5: The Dragonslayer Of Mitakihara	19 December 2014	Introducing the would-be hero of Mitakihara.	N/A	Yuko Miura, Shimizu Yumishita, Mitsuko Katayama
HR Holiday Special: All Of The Other Incubators	26 December 2014	They don't know how to do this - they probably shouldn't even be here - but maybe that's alright.	N/A	Sanbey, Harumi Ryouno
Mercy Killing 6: Prisoner Of The Third	16 January 2015	The traitor hatches a plan to rescue one last innocent from the Third.	N/A	Shimizu Yumishita, Hitomi Masame
Pearly Gates 2: Waking Nightmare	26 January 2015	Cordy finds herself in a songbird's forest.	N/A	Megumi Minakata, The Shrike
Human Resources 8: Tricks of the Trade	01 February 2015	Harumi passes on some hard-earned wisdom to a promising magical girl.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno
Pearly Gates 3: A Garden In Ink	08 February 2015	A moment's reprieve in the Third's garden.	N/A	Kaede Morimoto, Izuho Taniguchi, Junko Otozaki
Human Resources 9: Damage Control	05 March 2015	Harumi meets with Aoi to discuss Hitomi's recent activities and her would-be rescuer.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Aoi Katsuragi
Pearly Gates 4: Call Me Cordy	20 March 2015	Another forest, another nightmare, from days past.	N/A	Megumi Minakata, Kaede Morimoto
Human Resources 10: Wishes and Madwomen	20 March 2015	Harumi meets with Megumi to make sense of recent days.	N/A	Harumi Ryouno, Kaede Morimoto, Sanbey

Steph

Eve Pearlharbor

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Memory	25 April 2016	Eve has nightmares. Or dreams. Whatever you'd like to call them.	N/A	Eve
New Girl	08 June 2016	Eve paints and gets a new roommate.	N/A	Eve, Cordelia

Nubum

Treasure Hunter Elaine

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Chapter 1: Tomb Raider	17 October 2014	Our treasure hunter gives us a history lesson on the pyramids and the traps they contain.	N/A	Elaine
Chapter 2: Back from the Dead	19 October 2014	Our treasure hunter wakes up a girl claiming to be Cleopatra.	N/A	Elaine, Cleo
Chapter 3: Hedonism HQ	31 October 2014	Elaine returns to the 14th officio and rejoices with Pius.	N/A	Elaine, Cleo, Pius

Zweihart

Trials of the Thrice-Cursed

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Chapter 0-1: Alone	19 October 2014	A content Magical Girl is spirited away by a freak encounter with a Witch and faces an ambush	N/A	Ryuko
Chapter 0-2: Alone(B)	19 October 2014	A panicked Magical Girl finds all proofs of her existence erased and tries to confirm whether or not this is the past.	N/A	Ryuko
Chapter 1-1: Wildcards	26 October 2014	A disappointingly sober Magical Girl decides to get her shit together and is approached by a rude Callidus	N/A	Ryuko, Suzume
Chapter 1-2: Wildcards(B)	26 October 2014	A slightly entertained Magical Girl is dragged to a secret hide-out and flips her shit upon meeting a familiar Culexus. Long-delayed explanations happen.	N/A	Ryuko, Suzume, Silke
Chapter 1-3: Wildcards(C)	31 October 2014	A soon-to-no-longer-be sober Magical Girl manages to get along with a German Culexus and teaches her the joys of Vodka.	N/A	Ryuko, Suzume, Silke
Chapter 2-1: High Seas Slaughter	1 November 2014	A magical duet repels an unexpected assault	N/A	Ryuko, Silke
Chapter 2-2: High Seas Slaughter(B)	1 November 2014	A magical duet moves in for a counter-attack	N/A	Ryuko, Silke
Chapter 2-3: High Seas Slaughter(C)	8 November 2014	A magical duet stumbles onto a charnel and decides to enact some Justice.	N/A	Ryuko, Silke
Chapter 3-1: Cold Homes	14 November 2014	Debriefing happens, exposition is given, mind games are played.	N/A	Ryuko, Suzume, Silke
The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER I	23 November 2014	Things that were not meant to be have Happened. An Eversor driven to the brink of total inanity barges head first into Hell to save an old friend from herself.	N/A	Silke, Suzume,Ryuko, Eterna
The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER II	21 December 2014	An isolated Magical Girl steps up her game and tracks down her target. An unwanted guest shows up along the way, resulting in wardrobe malfunction and tendrils.	N/A	Ryuko
The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER III	16 January 2015	A Magical Girl in a hurry is pestered by a religious group and closes in on her goal.	N/A	Ryuko
The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER IV	1 February 2015	A Magical Girl more or less reaches her target, suffers mindfucks and goes through a wide range of emotions.	N/A	Ryuko, Ahriman

Planefag

Garcia Lovelace

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Anchoro	25 October 2014	The young master retreats from the world, taken by a new obsession.	N/A	Fabiola, Garcia
The First Lesson	21 December 2014	Garcia passes his first test.	N/A	Fabiola, Garcia

Udonge

Magical Strategist Serina Hunter

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Chapter 1: The Perfect Wish	31 October 2014	Serina gets ready for an important exam and thinks back on her wish.	N/A	Serina, Alyssa

Hebiko

Aurea Venen

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Part 1: The Green Road	14 November 2014	A nameless girl is haunted by hallucinations. Surely they aren't real, right?	N/A	Serzah
Part 2: Serzah & Cynn	16 November 2014	Two girls just casually hanging out in an abandoned building. There's absolutely nothing wrong with them at all.	N/A	Serzah, Cynn
Part 3: Demens I	21 November 2014	A squad of rookie megucas happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.	N/A	Serzah, Cynn
Part 4: Demens II	29 November 2014	Serzah decides that the rookie magical girls need to leave. The only way she knows how.	N/A	Serzah, Cynn, Alexis/Makky
Part 4.5: A Honeyed Treat (NSFW)	01 February 2015	A delicious morsel is devoured.	N/A	Serzah, Morsel
Part 5: Skybreak	12 December 2014	Serzah finishes up having fun, then makes another pet of a different variety.	N/A	Serzah, Cynn, Makky, Morsel

Solatium

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Part 1: Arxbound	21 December 2014	A girl bearing an oversized weapon combats against a witch, then returns home.	N/A	Pira, Nemi
Part 2: R&D	02 April 2015	Pira visits the labs in Arx for maintenance.	N/A	Pira, Minerva

Antary

Singer

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Singer 1	1 February 2015	A delinquent fights the Witch she made.	N/A	Yuko
Singer 2	8 February 2015	A magical delinquent runs away from the Officio and hangs out with an old friend.	N/A	Yuko

One Shots

Write-up Name	Posted Date	Writer	Description	Wiki Article	Appearing Characters
Training Montage	3 February 2014	Kaitlyn Kilburn		N/A	Kaitlyn, Yuu, Sabrina Cosworth
Red Angel	28 April 2014	TwiceBorn		Red Angel	Kharn, Ahriman, Malal, Murderface, Erebus
Deliverance	5 May 2014	TwiceBorn		Deliverance	Touno, Murderface
Corpse Master	7 May 2014	TwiceBorn		Corpse_Master	Touno, Kyouko, Mami, Kyubey, Valthex
Regrets	3 August 2012	Artemi	Mami can't put the past behind her	N/A	Mami
Mares of the Night	7 August 2012	Artemi	Chiaki's dreams turn... unpleasant	N/A	Chiaki, Pinky
Red and Green	3 September 2012	Artemi	Kyoko has a chat with Midori over lunch	N/A	Kyoko, Midori
Layoffs	27 September 2012	Artemi	Mami hosts the courier service party... and Sayaka issues staff layoffs	N/A	Mami, Sayaka
Friday Night Magic with Magical Scrubbernaut Heather Crunch	10 January 2015	Halley Comet	Amber invites Heather to play cards. Crunch Train ensues.	N/A	Heather, Tenko, Amber, Jade
"Are you afraid of dying ?"	16 January 2015	hayate	Rea recounts how she became a Vindicare.	N/A	Rea, Malal
Feast of Blades	1 February 2015	TwiceBorn	“We no longer bear the Word, Honoria: we bear Nero. I confess, I've envied you, envied the Eighth, the Sixth, even the humble Seventeenth. And what terrifies me most, Honoria, is that I'm alone in my envy.” - Letters to Honoria, by Leona Ornstein, Officio XIV Triarius	N/A	Leona Ornstein, Miralda Smough, Nero
The Night Of The Wolf	3 March 2015	TwiceBorn	A girl of the Sixth goes on a hunt.	The Night Of The Wolf	?
Destroying Angels	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Chiaki Mastuda reclines in her favorite green chair in the whole world, her mind wandering over Pinky.	N/A	Chiaki, Pinky
On Demon Wings	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Chiaki and Pinky battle it out on an airplane in the sky.	N/A	Chiaki, Pinky
Homu!	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Chiaki experiences a nightmare.	N/A	Chiaki, Pinky
Zombies Never Die (Blues)	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	The future keeps getting darker, while the past keeps getting brighter.	N/A	Homura, Kyoko, Mami, Madoka, Sayaka
Welk & Faul	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Oriko deals with Kirika's aftermath.	N/A	Kirika, Oriko
Loveless	9 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Midori learns firsthand of Chiaki's damaged love.	N/A	Chiaki, Midori
Operation: Bear Hunt	9 September 2012	Black City Skyline	In an alternate reality, a bear hunt is just a bear hunt.	N/A	Kharn, Chiaki, Midori, Tiny Pete, Misaka
QB Heavy Industries Quotes	9 September 2012	Black City Skyline	A collection of noteworthy quotes from QB Heavy Industries.	N/A	QB
Sunshine	9 September 2012	Black City Skyline	The happiest end to Magical Girl Noir Quest.	N/A	Homura-chan, Madoka, Midori, Kyoko, Mami
The Death Of Sayaka Miki	24 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Title says it all.	N/A	Chiaki, Sayaka
Take It Easy	5 October 2012	Black City Skyline	Kyoko comes home to Sayaka.	N/A	Kyoko, Sayaka
Your Last Meal	12 October 2012	Black City Skyline	It was time for Chiaki's last meal.	N/A	Chiaki, Malal, QB, Sanbey, Souji, Kumatora, Erebus, Ahriman, Sayaka, Kyoko, Fabiola, Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, Iori, Oriko, Kirika, Misaka, Tiny Pete, Mami, Pinky
Ride Into The Night	5 November 2012	Black City Skyline	You were a Magical Girl, and you had a mission.	N/A	Kharn
The Second Stack Of Pancakes	17 November 2012	Black City Skyline	The first stake of pancakes was good, but what about seconds?	N/A	Chiaki
The Love Letter	10 December 2012	Black City Skyline	Who would send a love letter to Murderface?	N/A	Chiaki, Kyoko, Kumatora, Kirika, Oriko, Mami
Sunset	11 February 2013	Black City Skyline	Sunset makes way for moonlight for this one heroic magical girl.	N/A	Chiaki, Midori
A Close Retirement	16 February 2013	Black City Skyline	A brutal bloodbath battle takes place in a forest covered in snow.	N/A	Chiaki
A Fistful Of Kharn	15 March 2013	Black City Skyline	You were a Psyker, cut down before your prime, and with a shaking hand, grabbed yourself a handful of Kharn flesh.	N/A	Kharn
Werewitch	24 March 2013	Black City Skyline	Chiaki and Kyoko get stuck inside a witch's barrier.	N/A	Chiaki, Kyoko

Extra Non-Canon

The following writeups were never intended to be considered canon and written purely for fun. Please enjoy fun in moderation.

Writeup Name	Posted Date	Writer	Description	Pastebin Link	Appearing Characters
Not-safe-for-work
Blueberry à la Mode	29 April 2014	Artemi		Blueberry à la Mode	Sayaka, Kyouko?
Drunken Escapades	29 April 2014	Dimunsis	Wendy and Midori go out drinking, groping ensues, and many more lewd acts occur. Pinky shows off a secret 'Golden Weapon'.	Drunken Escapades	Midori, Wendy, Chiaki, Faust
One Final Tender Moment	2 June 2014	Dimunsis	In a moment of clarity, Chiaki decides to give herself to the woman that gave everything for her.	One Final Tender Moment	Chiaki, Midori
Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Formula H	1 April 2015	Attarou	Heather presents an unusual, hypothetical scenario.	Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Formula H	Heather, Amber, Tenko, Jade
I Love You, Kharn!	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	The Holy Grail of Kharn Erotica.	I Love You, Kharn!	Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky
Surrounded By Smiles	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Kharn seduces Pinky and right in front of an unwilling Chiaki!	Surrounded By Smiles	Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky
Chainsaw Erotica	12 October 2012	Black City Skyline	Kharn cleans Gorefather.	Chainsaw Erotica	Kharn
Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl	28 April 2013	Black City Skyline	You were a faceless girl, born from pixie dust and lewd things, but you knew one thing: She was beautiful to you.	Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl	Kharn
Hotpants Galore	6 May 2013	Black City Skyline	Kharn gets revenge for Chiaki's "Forbidden Love" comment.	Hotpants Galore	Kharn, Chiaki
Others
Layoffs	27 September 27 2012	Artemi	Sayaka does a retirement while Mami suffers the consequences	Layoffs	Sayaka, Mami
Last Goodbyes	18 November 2013	Artemi	Malal cracks, and breaks Souji's heart	Last Goodbyes	Malal, Souji
Prolog in der Hölle	1 December 2013	Megative		Prolog in der Hölle	Sally, "Old Man", "Dark Man"
FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA	30 April 2014	GermanSchteel		FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA	Liberty, Lightning, Engelhardt
Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences	12 December 2013	Attarou	Chiaki Matsuda who likes Tomoe Mami's pancakes has to do what has to be done and help Tomoe Mumi defeat the enemys	Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences	Chiaki, Mami
Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done	14 February 2014	Attarou	Chiaki Matsuda has to kill evil wich and live up to fullnoir consequences	Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences 2 : What Has Tobe Done	Chiaki, Mami
Half Meguca: Burger Beggining	16 June 2014	Attarou	Wendy Cooldown has to fight Incubators and save all meguca	Half-Meguca : Burger Beggining	Wendy, Mary Sue, Incubators, Chiaki
Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences: Cool Down	13 March 2015	Attarou	Chiaki Matsuda has to make the ultamate choose to save megucas and Wendy Cooldown	Half-Meguca Full-Life Consequences: Cool Down	Wendy, Incubators, Chiaki
Stack Overflow	4 November 2014	TwiceBorn	"Misaka makes Stupid Robot Girl pay for making her cry in front of Big Sister Murderface, Misaka says smugly!"	Stack Overflow	Barbara, Misaka, Rea
An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest	22 July 2012	Black City Skyline	See this and MORE in the ALL NEW chapters of MAGICAL GIRL NOIR QUEST!	An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest	Chiaki, Kyoko, Midori
The Bet	12 September 2012	Black City Skyline	The Bet? To see if Kharn and Chiaki can lick the others soul gem at the same time.	The Bet	Chiaki, Kharn
Peanut Butter	12 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Midori took the virgin layer.	Peanut Butter	Chiaki, Midori, Kharn
Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One	12 October 2012	Black City Skyline	Short Description: Chiaki Chases Pinky.	Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One	Chiaki, Pinky
Musical Girl Murderface	13 September 2012	Black City Skyline	In the world of music, only one holds ultimate power: Musical Girl Murderface.	Musical Girl Murderface	Musical Girl Murderface
Abandoned Utopia	17 September 2012	Black City Skyline	Musical Girl Murderface has come to retire The Grey Violinist.	Abandoned Utopia	Musical Girl Murderface
The Assault On The Ninth	6 November 2012	Black City Skyline	Musical Girl Murderface, now Groovemaster of the Ninth, must defend her Officio against Rockbey.	The Assault On The Ninth	Musical Girl Murderface
Clipping Through The TV	4 January 2013	Black City Skyline	Channel surfing at the ninth.	Clipping Through The TV	Pinky, Kyoko, Mami, Kharn, Chiaki, Kirika, Ahriman, Erebus, Midori, QB
Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising	6 May 2013	Black City Skyline	Teaser trailer for the upcoming movie 'Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising'	Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising	Chiaki, QB
Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)	19 August 2013	Black City Skyline	It isn't Kumatora's day with Murderface	Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)	Chiaki, Kumatora
Your Documents, Now	16 September 2013	Black City Skyline	You cannot get into this facility unless you show your documents, now.	Your Documents, Now	Chiaki, Kumatora, QB, Mami, Malal, Kharn, Midori