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- 18:56, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,709) . . N Omake: Surprisingly Good (Created page with ""So, I finally got a chance to look over your report." "Mm?" "Don't talk with your mouth full, Eleanor." "...Sorry." "Just nod your head next time. Anyway! The reason you ...") (current)
- 18:55, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+17,277) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III: It Takes Two to Tenko (Created page with "Once more, the Soul Temperer leads me outside the Officio. Rather than transporting me to the Valley of Eight Million Gods (sans ME, HAHA!), she leads me back to the waterfall...") (current)
- 18:55, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,032) . . N Omake: My Treat (Created page with ""Eleanor, you're too early." "I know, I'm sorry. I came early to-" "You're not getting overtime pay for that." "That's not why I'm here. I needed to tell you something." "...") (current)
- 18:54, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (-1) . . m Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko (current)
- 18:54, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+17,327) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko (Created page with "A loud voice snaps me out of my torpor. It’s coming from my cell, informing me that I have a phone call. I flip the display open to see that it’s coming from the number li...")
- 18:53, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+85) . . m Omake: New Messages (current)
- 18:51, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,119) . . N Omake: New Messages (Created page with "“Here we are.” “...Thanks.” “Thanks for what?” “For saving me. I mean, even if you think that it’s your fault… you didn’t just, you know… run away and...")
- 18:51, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+19,166) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz (Created page with "…I wasn’t kidding when I said I didn’t think I was going to win this. Fuckerfly’s an actual Eversor, and presumably she got the full training package. She’s already ...") (current)
- 18:50, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+27,093) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Hanzer "Milly" Schulz (Created page with "For someone who seems so eager to kill, Milly takes her sweet time advancing toward me. Each step carries that heavy, metallic clank I heard outside, as she draws closer and c...") (current)
- 18:50, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+11,534) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi (Created page with "The last thing I remember is a burning pain. Like the blood gushing out of my bullet wounds was lava. It made my knees knock with how much it hurt. Then I saw them aim for my ...") (current)
- 18:49, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+600) . . N Omake: Hit Me (Created page with ""Hold your fire! Squad Manticore, stand at attention and await further instructions! ...Hey, kid, you going to be okay?" "...Y-yeah..." "I mean, you're a Vanus and all that,...") (current)
- 18:48, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+25,391) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II (Created page with "Here we stand amidst a sea of fire, the Soul Temperer and I. Hills have crumbled in our clash. Trees have become ash and timber. CHASMS have opened, both by my blows and by he...") (current)
- 18:47, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,076) . . N Omake: Prepare Yourself (Created page with ""Hi, Marina! Wasn't expecting to see you around the Officio." "Eleanor... your lunch doesn't have any meat?" "I don't really like meat." "May want to keep that to yourself....") (current)
- 18:47, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+14,499) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko II: The Shoutening (Created page with "For the first time since I’ve arrived here, the rays of the sun wake me. A light STRICTLY INFERIOR to the INFERNO that BURNS within me, however! For now that Heather Crunch ...") (current)
- 18:45, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,928) . . N Omake: Distracted (Created page with ""The Seeker of Wisdom returns from her trials at last! And while you are the same person as when we last met, you are clearly so very different." "...Mm?" "Why have you cut ...") (current)
- 18:45, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+18,604) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Mermaid Miss St. Maur (Created page with "Aches and pains ache and pain a lot less in costume. That’s one advantage of being a magical girl, I suppose. Unfortunately, being a magical girl tends to get you injured a ...") (current)
- 18:43, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,855) . . N Omake: Dressing Up (Created page with ""I fail to see why it is necessary for me to wear the cap." "Well that's 'cuz you're dumb, Crunchy~." "I am NOT DUMB!" "Are too!" "ARE NOT!" "Are too times infinity!" "T...") (current)
- 18:43, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+10,926) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Entrepreneur Jael Russ (Created page with "Here comes the person who takes over my shift. Her arrival would normally mean quitting time and lunch time for me, but looking at the hands on the clock at the front of the s...") (current)
- 18:41, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,901) . . N Omake: We Can Rebuild Her (Created page with ""Why'd you have to go and put her head back?" "It would be difficult for her to walk with her head stitched to her foot." "Yeah, but that'd be funny!" "It would also give a...") (current)
- 18:41, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+12,241) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The New Grind (Created page with "Today I learned something crucial. It’s that, if you’ve overslept from exhaustion due to overexertion, the solution is to come in late and accept your boss grilling you on...") (current)
- 18:39, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,059) . . N Omake: We Promised (Created page with ""Huh... Didn't think she'd win." "Near the end, I didn't think she would lose." "Yeah, it was weird! I'm surprised Crunchy knew anything about... Well, anything!" "We may h...") (current)
- 18:39, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+18,663) . . N Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch versus the Nakajima Sisters (Created page with "Before me, Nakajima is shielded by no less than SIX robotic guardians. They bear a VERY strong resemblance to the other Nakajima meditating under the waterfall, although for s...") (current)
- 18:38, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+500) . . N Omake: Running (Created page with ""Can't go on..." "Ye can't quit now, Slam! This be but th' halfway point!" "But... I've been running... So far..." "Ten leagues in thirty minutes, but ye still have an hour...") (current)
- 18:37, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+21,297) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko (Created page with ""Sister, she's going to wake up any minute now." My eyes SNAP open as consciousness returns to me, and I spy a sneak straddling me with a sheepish smile, in a yellow shirt th...") (current)
- 18:36, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,774) . . N Omake: Good Luck (Created page with ""Checkers Checkers Checkers!" "Hey, kid, how was the party?" "They had cake and ice cream! And I got an advance on my salary as 'motivation' or something. It's ten thousand ...") (current)
- 18:36, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+18,435) . . N Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (Created page with "Dang, why couldn't I just let her sleep through it? No matter how many times I see it, she always looks too darn cute when she's sleepin'. She's like a frowny little angel. T...") (current)
- 18:35, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,817) . . N Omake: We Need A Hero (Created page with ""HELLO, WHO IS THIS?!" "Heyyyy, Crunchy, what's up?" "NAKAJIMAAAA! How did YOU get this number?" "Magic. But that's not important, because Jade and I need your help!" "Wha...") (current)
- 18:35, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+19,577) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz Redux (Created page with "As it turns out, this bitch is stupidly good at throwing out lots of attacks really quickly. The first thing she does is hammer at me with her maces; each attack is charged w...") (current)
- 18:34, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+13,567) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai Cress (Created page with "I can't reach my alarm clock for some reason. It's blaring its annoying beep but I can't shut it off. Opening my sleepy eyes to the glare of the morning sun, I turn to see the...") (current)
- 18:33, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+17,559) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters (Created page with ""Trial number one hundred and twenty seven," drones a dull voice in the background. "Diamond-tipped drill against Heather Crunch." A huge, wicked drill ROARS to life and appr...")
- 18:32, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+13,644) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold (Created page with "...So this is it, huh? I was expecting something more GRAND and MAJESTIC for the Seventh. Like the Taj Mahal. Not some Chinese monastery. It's not even that big. And it's ce...") (current)
- 18:22, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+18,121) . . N Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown versus The Great Sage of the Outback Leman Russ (Created page with "After the fucking debacle Crazy Cunt put her through, I was astonished Papers was still with us. Still…all there. Mostly there, anyway. More there than most people’d be, f...") (current)
- 18:21, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+17,421) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch (Created page with "I spent the last few hours tuning out everything happening around me and trying to find my Happy Place. I don't think I have one at this point. Goddamn Fuckface. I'm not openi...")
- 18:20, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (-53) . . m Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I (current)
- 18:20, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (-54) . . m Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II (current)
- 18:20, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (-65) . . m Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown (current)
- 18:19, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+9,394) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown (Created page with "Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown Today is a good day. And not just because it's a lazy Saturday afternoon. The last couple weeks weren't so gr...")
- 18:19, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+11,614) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II (Created page with "Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II It was late Friday night when the weasel summoned me to his office and informed me that I wasn't needed anymore. Rather t...")
- 18:19, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+19,345) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I (Created page with "Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I Who made the packaging on these ramen blocks? For the life of me I can't get this thing open. I wanted a sandwich, but the...")
- 18:18, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+18,178) . . N Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch (Created page with ""Eversor Rank Leader Heather Crunch, we need to have a little chat." If experience has taught me anythin' about our dear rank leader, it's that she loves theatrics. She's a l...") (current)
- 18:18, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,295) . . N Omake: Everything is Terrible (Created page with ""Hey." "Hey." "How's everything?" "Shit. You?" "Shit." "Yeah." "Yeah." "..." "...Where were you last night?" "Collapsed on the bed." "Rough day?" "Pirate fuckface c...") (current)
- 18:17, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+16,799) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The New Blood (Created page with "As I am STRIDING down the halls of the Sixth, it must be known that today... Today is a GLORIOUS day in the land down under! I, Heather Crunch, have been tasked with illuminat...") (current)
- 18:16, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+13,250) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz (Created page with ""Why climb the building?" On a wall facing the ocean, I have a great view of the ground. Judging by past experience, I could just barely break my legs from this height if I f...") (current)
- 18:15, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+10,679) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Torturer Suzi Berry (Created page with "This has been one of the worst weekends I can remember. I don't know where I'm at or where I'm going anymore, and my legs are about to give out. Crunch has me by the arm, and ...") (current)
- 18:14, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+6,829) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch (Created page with "There's quite a commotion in the little alleyway. Here a vender of illegal wares argues with his customer over the price of smuggled goods. On the other side of the street, a ...") (current)
- 18:14, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+9,441) . . N Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch (Created page with ""Oh, yeeeeeeeeaah!! It's Crunch time!" Now strike a pose! Clench your fist! Flash those pearly whites! Hold it.. Hold it.. Yeah, just like that! Nailed it! She's totally spe...") (current)
- 18:13, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+5,639) . . m Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series) (filling in names)
- 17:45, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+7,591) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (story) (just the text for now) (current)
- 17:41, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (-1,385) . . Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (more format changes) (current)
- 17:41, 4 March 2015 (diff | hist) . . (+1,639) . . N Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series) (Again, with thanks to archival for the suggestion of "Eleanor's life got flipped turned upside down")
