Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences
"I WILL KILL THE WALPSTERGNAGHT AND TOMOE MAMI WILL BE HAPPY SOUL GEM!"
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| Fanfic Info | |
| Title | Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences |
| Genres | Action, Comedy |
| Author | Attarou |
| Timeline | Unknown |
| Canonicity Status | Very, VERY Non-canon |
| Completion Status | Complete |
Contents
Synopsis
A shameless ripoff of Half-Life: Full Life Consequences that was completed with minimum effort.
Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences
Half Meguca : Full noir Consequences
Chiaki Matsuda who liked Tomoe Mamis pancakes was passed out behind a building holding a bottle of kong. She got a call from mami that said that wiches and megucas were attacking her place and shooted at her for help so she went.
Chiaki Matsuda threw way her bottle and wet on the ladder to go up to the roof of the building where she left her mig and maid close because she was in her magical girl uniform. Chiaki Matsuda got in her mig and said "its time for me to live up to my name and face full noir consequences" so she had to go.
Chiaki Matsuda flew off the building and did a dive and flew. She kept flying thru the sky and made sure there was no monsters around because she couldnt shoot and fly.
The countryside was nice and the roses were singing and the bears and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Chiaki Matsudas quest to help mami where she was. Chiaki Matsuda looked around the plane and said "its a good day to eat pancakes and help mami defeat the enemys".
Chiaki Matsuda was late so she had to fly really fast. A pilot was hiden in the back seat so when Chiaki Matsuda did a spin and woke him up the pilot aksed her to drop him off. Here Chiaki Matsuda saw the first monster because the pilot was posessed and was familiar.
"I cant drop you of pilot" Chiaki Matsuda said
"Why not?" said the wichs famliar back to Chiaki Matsuda.
"Because you are wichs familiar" so Chiaki Matsuda shot the pilot in the head and flew off thinking "my mami is in trouble there" and went faster.
Chiaki Matsuda had to go faster than the speed of sound and got there fast because Mami needed her where she was. Chiaki Matsuda looked at the maps and saw "Varrigan City" with someons writing under it saying "ths place is dildos" so Chiaki Matsuda almost turned around but heard screaming like Mami so she went faster again.
Chiaki Matsuda flew in and did another dive n jumped out her mig and the mig took out some wichs familiars infront of Chiaki Matsuda. Chiaki Matsuda hairfliped and walked fast. Chiaki Matsuda then looked in her shield and found wepon so she pickd it up and fired fast at rayth wich in front of a house.
Chiaki Matsuda said "Rayth wich leave this place" and the rayth wich said "but this was my house" and Chiaki Matsuda felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were rayth wich so she blew up the house and killed the rayth wich so it was at piece.
Then Chiaki Matsuda herd another scream from mami so she kept walking really faster to get where she was. Vargan City was nothing like the countrysides there were no bears singing and the hoses were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from familiars.
When Chiaki Matsuda got to where the screaming was started from she found her Tohoe Mami fightin the evil meguca and Mami said "Chiaki Chan! Over here!" so Chiaki Matsuda went there to where Tomoe Mami was fighting. Chiaki Matsuda fired her bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the meguca in the eyes and the meguca couldnt see.
Chiaki Matsuda said "gokigenyo motherfukers!" and punched the meguca in the soul gem and the the meguca fell. Chiaki Matsuda said "thanks I could help, Mumi" and Tomoe Mami said "you should come here earlier next time" and they laughed.
The laughed overed quickly though because Chiaki Matsuda yelled "LOOK OUT MAMI!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Tomoe Mami looked up and said "NOO! Chiaki Chan run out of here fast as you can!" and Chiaki Matsuda got throwed real fast out.
Chiaki Matsuda loked back and saw Tomoe Mami get stepped on by the walpergsnight and she was mad and angry.
"Get fucked evil wallpergisnight!" Chiaki Matsuda yelled at the top of lungs.
to be continued..?
Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done
Half-Meguca: Full-noir Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done
Chiaki Matsuda walked like speed of light back to her mig and left behind the bad place behind her. Chiaki Matsuda had to fly her mig really fast back to the officio but Chiaki Matsudas fuel ran out. Chiaki Matsuda jumped fast out of the mig and landed on big metal hands.
"Yuu Kotarou is now these hands... i must kill the walpergisnacht and live up to full-noir consequences!" Chiaki Matsuda muttered out loud.
Chiaki Matsuda picked up a desert eagle and aimed it at trees to see if she could. Chiaki Matsuda shot and tree fell down in front of her. Chiaki Matsuda seen that cat fall out of the tree and she crushed her in a handshake.
"That fucking cat doesnt have to see Tomoe Mami yet. its not time." Chiaki Matsuda said to her.
Chiaki Matsuda had to walked faster and was back at her officio work and on a computer. She looked on the internet and found the walspergsnight.
"I know its weakness now" Chiaki Matsuda said. And after that she got emails from someone. Chiaki Matsuda opened up the emails and read them.
"Dear Murderface, how are you? I miss you at officio come home safe and soon with Tomoe Mami and we'll get shitfaced. From kyoko." Chiaki Matsuda looked at it and got sad and groweled "I WILL KILL THE WALPSTERGNAGHT AND TOMOE MAMI WILL BE HAPPY SOUL GEM!" then she turned on off the computer and wet on the ladder again down to her other more faster mig that had fuel in it this time.
Chiaki Matsuda put the dessert eagle in her shield and her arrow gun and her rocket gun that she took from the jsdf. She went through sky and went fast like lit to back to Varrigan City and back to the dildos place where Tomoe Mami was. Chiaki Matsuda dropped out of sky and did a bombing run and returnd to clouds but kept going too.
Chiaki Matsuda went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Varrigan City but saw more rayth wichs. Chiaki Matsuda said to them "Rayth wichs i have killed your friends at the old house and i want to shoot your kneecaps. move near the countrysides and you will be ally of Chiaki Matsuda." The rayth wichs said "huehuehuehuehue" and floatd fast to Chiaki Matsudas mig. Chiaki Matsuda waited until they were in front of her mig and dropped out of cockpit and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the wallpapersnacht was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead wichs. Chiaki Matsuda chuckld and shot a rocket at them.
Chiaki Matsuda saw the wellsfargognat far down the road and walked slow this time. She walked really slow like taro and sat behind a gantry and watched the wisperernit near the dead meguca and where the place that Tomoe Mami was. The whalepugilistrights was laughing at Chiaki Matsuda so Chiaki Matsuda said "FUCK YOU!" and shot a arrow at her since that was her weakness.
The cucumberlights died and Chiaki Matsuda was almost happy. Shee walked over to the dead bodies and put them in her sheild and knitted hats for them so instead of messy blood and brain there was wooly things there now to be pretty.
Chiaki Matsuda walked to where Tomoe Mami was lying dead and crushed from the esperantoplightss feet and looked down. A tear droped out of Chiaki Matsudas eye and landed on Tomoe Mami.
"You are dead mumi and i killed the evil wich." Chiaki Matsuda told Tomoe Mami
Then Chiaki Matsuda saw something bad. A wichs kiss was on Tomoe Mami! Tomoe Mami standed up and said "Chiaki Matsuda... you got here slow and now i am wichs familiar. i wont forgiv you..."
to be continued...?
Half Meguca: Burger Beggining
Half-Meguca: Burger Beggining
In the future the world was dark and scarry. One day Incubators came and noone knew why. Incubators were cat things that werent cats with ugly faces and sometimes glowing eyes and slaved girls in the city
and made them angry and sad.Wendy Cooldown who was living in the city and with her warmaster said "the fuck is this" and she said "Wendy Cooldown Incubators are from science and outter space and hate murica."
Wendy Cooldown realy hated Incubators because they contracted every one and Wendy Cooldown hated it. "why are they being dildos to that girl!" Wendy Cooldown said to her warmaster. "Because she is humen Wendy Cooldown, and they are evil Incubators" Wendy Cooldowns warmaster said back.
"Hey you Incubators stop making her contract you dickbutts!" Wendy Cooldown growled loud at them. "I don't understand!" the Incubators said and aimed there ears at Wendy Cooldown's soul gim. "Incubators dont aim your ears!" yelled warmaster then the Incubators hurt her her and laughed "Dumb bich rolling on the ground" they said with their minds.
Wendy Cooldown grabed her warmasters hand and said "warmaster you were bugfuck crazy and the Incubators will pay." "Wendy Cooldown no get out of here fast as you can..." Wendy Cooldowns warmaster said and past out. Then Wendy Cooldown grabbed a wepon and stabbed the Incubators in the face and said "this is not over."
The people around Wendy Cooldown were cautiously optimistic and said "good job Vomit Girl we hate those Incubators!" Incubators made people fraid and when Wendy Cooldown killed them it gave them hop.
"Incubators we are not scarred no more!" said Wendy Cooldown and every one around Wendy Cooldown said "YEAH!" and grabbed assalt rifles and rocks. Wendy Cooldown and the people skulked fast like
rolls of fat and went towards to the Incubator tower that was big like the sky.
"Where do you meguca think you are going?" a big Incubator army with lots of robots said.
"To send you shitlords back to science and outter space!" Wendy Cooldown mumbled with mad "FUCK THEM UP!" Wendy Cooldown mumbled again.
The war was going and blowing things up when Wendy Cooldown saw a golden gun on the ground. "Incubators it is time to do what has to be done so I can read more mangas" Wendy Cooldown wispered with head down.
The Incubators were tortring megucas and steping on them with robots and people were shooting machin guns back and killing them sometimes. Explosions like 10 times of the sun went around Wendy Cooldown but Wendy Cooldown didnt care.
"These fuckers is losing and I need to help" Wendy Cooldown said. Then a big plamsa came down and melt a guys arm off and legs and head and killed other people too.
Wendy Cooldown saw the dead going on all around. The Incubators were to strong and dickish but Wendy Cooldown didnt care neither. Wendy Cooldown put the golden gun on and started to shoot robots and at buildings. The bildings fell and made dust and smoke and blinded Incubators so Wendy Cooldown culd use the golden gun to shoot them in their face really hard and make them dead.
The people were wining but then glowing things went in the sky and Incubators came out. "Wendy Cooldown we have to go out of here!" a meguca said to Wendy Cooldown. "No they are all every where!" another meguca said.
"You bitches is surrounded" the Incubator said.
Wendy Cooldown lookd around. Incubators with evil megucas were there. Wendy Cooldown knew if humens lost now it would be sad for ever.
"FUCK" Wendy Cooldown yelled.
People runned toward the Incubators to kill them and the Incubators were going to kill all the people in a second when a brite light came in teh sky. A shiny thing like the sun came from opend in the sky and a girl came out.
"Incubators leave my waifu alone" Chiaki Matsuda said.
to be continued...?
