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A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.


Questions from Threads

Thread 34

  • Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[1]
    • I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[2]


Thread 58

  • You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[3]
    • The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [4]


Questions from Ask.fm

  • What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
    • Genetic cloning, anon! [5]


  • Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
    • Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [6]
  • Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
    • It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [7]


  • So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
    • Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [8]


  • Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
    • She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [9]


  • Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?


  • How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
    • Quite a small fortune! [11]


  • Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
    • That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [12]


  • You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
    • On the battlefield. [13]


  • Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?


  • "If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
    • I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [15]


  • Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
    • Nope, they go away. [16]


  • What does Kyouko think of Amber?


  • How does Mami train?
    • Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [18]


  • How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
    • There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [19]


  • >There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
    • Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [20]


  • >Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
    • No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [21]


  • How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
    • Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [22]


  • >Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
    • Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [23]


  • Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
    • She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [24]


  • How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
    • Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [25]


  • A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
    • "She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
    • "It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [26]


  • Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
    • Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [27]


  • Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
    • In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [28]


  • Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
    • Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [29]


  • At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
    • At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [30]


  • Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
    • Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [31]


  • Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
    • Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [32]


  • Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
    • She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [33]


  • What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
    • Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [34]


  • What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
    • Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [35]


  • Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
    • I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [36]


  • Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
    • Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [37]


  • Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?


  • Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
    • Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [39]


  • Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
    • I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [40]


  • First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
    • First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [41]


  • What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
    • Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [42]


  • Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
    • She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [43]


  • I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
    • Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [44]


  • What is Souji and Misaka's last name?


  • So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
    • Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [46]


  • Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
    • Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [47]


  • Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
    • As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [48]


  • Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?


  • How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
    • Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [50]


  • Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
    • Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [51]


  • We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
    • Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [52]


  • Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
    • Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [53]


  • Who made the futa formula and why?
    • Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [54]


  • Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
    • Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [55]


  • What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
    • Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
    • Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
    • Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [56]


  • Why do Incubators love money so much?
    • If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [57]


  • Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
    • If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [58]


  • People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?


  • What are your characters' theme songs?
    • Kyoko = Hatredkopter
    • Chiaki = Blood Ocean
    • Sayaka = Murmaider
    • Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
    • Iori = Symmetry
    • Mami = Fansong
    • Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
    • Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
    • Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [60]


  • Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
    • According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [61]


  • How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
    • Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [62]


  • Does Rea have any family?
    • Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [63]


  • Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
    • Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [64]


  • Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
    • Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
    • There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[65]



  • Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
    • "No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [67]


  • Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
    • The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [68]


  • Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
    • It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [69]


  • Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
    • "HAHAHAHAHA!"
    • "Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
    • "You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
    • "Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
    • "ETERNITY AWAITS!" [70]


  • How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
    • Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [71]


  • Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
    • An inordinate amount of grenades [72]


  • Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
    • "Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [73]


  • Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
    • Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [74]


  • Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
    • "It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
    • I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
    • Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [75]


  • Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
    • Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [76]


  • Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
    • The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [77]


  • Why is Enishi so fat?
  • Because she eats a lot! [78]


  • Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
    • She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [79]


  • Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
    • She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [80]


  • If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
    • "Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [81]


  • Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
    • "Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [82]


  • Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
    • Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
    • Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
    • Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
    • Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
    • Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
    • And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [83]


  • How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
  • Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [84]


  • Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
    • Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [85]


  • Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎


  • What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
    • Kharn: The Betrayer,
    • Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
    • Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
    • Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
    • Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [87]


  • Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
    • Sayaka secretly does.
    • Kyoko makes heroic poses.
    • Kharn does it every chance she can.
    • Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [88]


  • Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
    • Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [89]



  • What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
    • As a respectable journalist. [90]


  • Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
    • Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [91]


  • How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
    • With Halloween sex in costumes
    • I don't have to draw a picture do I [92]
  • What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
    • Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [93]


  • How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
    • Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [94]


  • So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎


  • + HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +


  • How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
    • Enough times for them to fall in love. [96]


  • Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
    • "Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
    • "...Well, what about the skull designs--"
    • "I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [97]


  • Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
    • Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [98]


  • Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
    • Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [99]


  • Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
    • I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [100]


  • For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
    • Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
    • Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
    • Sayaka: Cute underwear.
    • Kyoko: Food. [101]


  • Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
    • She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [102]


  • What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
    • They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [103]


  • Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
    • No, but he can dubstep! [104]


  • Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
    • She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [105]


  • In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
    • Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [106]


  • Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
    • Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [107]


  • Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
    • They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [108]


  • I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
    • He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [109]


  • Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
    • He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [110]


  • Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
    • I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [111]


  • For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
    • Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
    • Sayaka: "Discipline."
    • Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
    • Mami: "Obedience."
    • Malal: "Common sense."
    • Chiaki: "Ammunition." [112]


  • How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
    • It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [113]


  • We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
    • I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [114]


  • One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
    • The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
    • Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [115]


  • What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
    • Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
    • Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [116]


  • What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
    • She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [117]


  • Tell us more about Kumachan!
    • She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [118]


  • Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
    • Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
    • Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
    • Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
    • Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [119]


  • What sort of figures do your characters have?
    • I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
    • Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
    • Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
    • Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
    • Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
    • Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [120]


  • What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
    • Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
    • Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
    • Chiaki would be dead. [121]


  • Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
    • Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [122]


  • Who can out-eat Kyoko?
    • No one. Not even Gavrill. [123]


  • Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
    • She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [124]


  • Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
    • Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [125]


  • Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
    • Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [126]


  • Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?


  • Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
    • Because she's a Culexus???? [128]


  • Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
    • Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [129]


  • What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
    • [Pre-Fight]
    • Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
    • Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
    • Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
    • Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
    • Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
    • Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
    • Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
    • Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
    • Malal: ...Mission Start.
    • Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [130]


  • Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
    • Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [131]


  • Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
    • She's a very multi-faceted idol [132]


  • What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
    • Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
    • Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [133]


  • Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
    • The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [134]


  • Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
    • Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
    • Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [135]


  • A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [136]


  • How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
    • Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [137]


  • >effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
    • Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [138]


  • >Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
    • She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [139]


  • Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
    • It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [140]


  • What class was Ahriman?


  • What are your characters' biggest flaws?
    • Chiaki cares too much.
    • Kharn cares too little.
    • Pinky is insane in the membrane.
    • Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [142]


  • Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
    • "There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [143]


  • Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
    • Yes, but they get hunted down. [144]


  • Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?


  • Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
    • Kharn: Lust
    • Sayaka: Wrath
    • Kyoko: Gluttony
    • Mami: Envy
    • Midori: Greed
    • Chiaki: Pride
    • Kumatora: Sloth [146]


  • When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
    • Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [147]


  • If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
    • Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [148]


  • How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
    • Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [149]


  • Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
    • He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [150]


  • What kind of training exercises?
    • Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [151]


  • Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
    • The spicier the better for her, yes. [152]


  • Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?


  • Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
    • It's mostly just megucas. [154]


  • What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
    • She starts with their hair. [155]


  • What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
    • Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
    • Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [156]


  • What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
    • 1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
    • 2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
    • 3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
    • 4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
    • 5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [157]


  • How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
    • "Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
    • "Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
    • "Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
    • "At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [158]


  • Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?


  • How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
    • "...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
    • "At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
    • "Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
    • "How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [160]


  • Describe a day with Sayaka.
    • "Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
    • "On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
    • "Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
    • "Thanks, I'll get right on it."
    • "Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
    • "Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
    • "Training again? What muscle group?"
    • "Everything."
    • "...Hey, I need--"
    • "FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [161]


  • Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
    • "Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
    • "Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
    • "Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
    • "...And?"
    • "Pardon?"
    • "...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
    • "What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
    • "..."
    • "If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [162]


  • Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
    • I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [163]


  • Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
    • That's a waste of cheese! [164]


  • which meguca gives the BEST massage?
    • All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [165]


  • which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
    • Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [166]


  • We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
    • Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [167]


  • Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
  • 8"What do YOU think?" [168]


  • did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
    • "Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [169]


  • Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
    • "...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [170]


  • How do your characters react to being tied up?
    • Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [171]


  • Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
    • She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [172]


  • Which meguca has the lewdest costume?


  • Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
    • Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
    • Enishi likes DICKS [174]
  • >Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
    • She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [175]


  • What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
    • Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
    • Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [176]


  • How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
    • They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [177]


  • Most annoying magical girl?
    • I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [178]


  • which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
    • Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [179]


  • a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
    • Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
    • Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
    • Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [180]


  • You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
    • If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
    • Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [181]


  • are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
    • Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [182]


  • Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
    • Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
    • Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [183]


  • Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
    • Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
    • [Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
    • [Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
    • [Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
    • [Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [184]


  • What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
    • I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
    • Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
    • [Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
    • [Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
    • [Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
    • [Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
    • [Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [185]


  • Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
    • "W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [186]


  • If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
    • Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [187]


  • How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
    • To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [188]


  • So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
    • They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [189]


  • is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?


  • Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
    • Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [191]


  • What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
    • That's a spoiler, sorry! [192]
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