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Fourth Officio (TwiceBorn)

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'''''INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE ONLY APPEARS FROM NON-CANON WORKS BY TWICEBORN. OTHER SOURCES MAY CONTRADICT INFORMATION ON THIS PAGE.'''''

''For canon material on the Fourth Officio Assassinorum, go'' [[:Category:Fourth Officio|here]]
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<center>''"From iron cometh faith; from faith cometh strength; from strength cometh will; from will cometh knowledge; from knowledge cometh iron."''</center>

==Officio Summary==

The Fourth Officio Assassinorum, specializing in making things and breaking things. Insular and aloof towards outsiders, the 4th's technology is unmatched, rivaled only by the 16th and beaten only by the 13th in bio-engineering; at the same time, the 4th's xenophobia means that it has very few friends. Visitors to the 4th's walking headquarters, the 'Olympia', often describe the Officio as being wondrous and alien in equal measure.

4th Officio girls are (in)famous for fully exchanging their flesh-and-bone bodies for completely synthetic ones known as Ironforms.

===Officio At A glance===
* Officio Nickname = The Machines (by outsiders), The Iron Circle (within the Officio)
* Location = Mobile Headquarters 'Olympia' (currently walking across the Sahara Desert)
* Specialty = Mechanical and cybernetic engineering, arms manufacture
* Incubator = Quartus
* Current Warmaster = Petra Dammekos
* Disposition = ~400 Magical Girls
* Personnel Distribution = Entirely Eversors, Vindicares, and Callidus; no Vanus, Venenum, or Culexus

==Officio Organization==

====The Dodekatheon====
The Fourth Officio is unusual in that the vast majority of its recruits are derived from transfers from other Officios--technical aptitude is the primary factor for being allowed a permanent spot in the 4th, but every aspirant is also expected to know how to defend herself. These and other considerations means that the Officio does not recruit Venenum, Vanus, and Culexus.

Instead, many of the functions served by Venenum, Vanus, and Culexus in other Officios are performed by Officio personnel. 4th Officio girls are divided into a system of twelve Orders called the Dodekatheon; in addition, each Order serves to both hone the Magical Girl's skills in a particular field and fulfill and important administrative or logistical role within the Officio. Certain Orders hold contests to try and engineer healthy competition among its girls, though this policy sometimes backfires.

<spoiler show="List of Orders" hide="Hide List of Orders">
MECHANICUS:

Order of Cybernetics. This Order deals with Ironform engineering. It is the most numerous and most prestigious Order, since it is they who oversee the final transition from flesh to iron, and the life that comes thereafter. Outside of this, the Mechanicum functions as the primary maintenance body of the Olympia, and also works with the Apolakreon for the design and manufacture of Officio Ironforms. Finally, the Mechanicum serves as the Apothecarion for fully mechanized Magical Girls. Not many outsiders opt to get Ironforms for themselves, but when they do, they must deal with the Mechanicus.

Title for Order members: "Fabricator"

Current Head: Fabricator-General Fiona Mac Manus

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APOLAKREON:

Order of Bionics. The Apolakreon deals with the replacement of flesh with metal, helping novitiates make the complete transfer from blood and bone to iron. It also functions as the Apothecarion for many in the Officio, dealing with flesh-related medical issues and augmentation problems. Outsiders who want to purchase 4th Officio bionics are serviced by the Apolakreon.

Title for Order members: Fleshwright

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LYSSATRA:

Order of the Forge. The Lyssatra deals with weapons and armor manufacturing and maintenance. Given that the bulk of the Fourth's funding comes from arms sales, its efforts is one of the primary source of funds for the 4th. Lyssatra members frequently work with other Orders when Ironforms or vehicles require the installation of weapons.

Title for Order members: Armorer

Current Head: Forge Master Felicia Thematica

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APATE:

Order of Tactics. It is at the Apate where Magical Girls of the 4th improve their mastery of battlefield maneuvers. The Apate utilize a sophisticated combat simulation program, which it uses to test newly devised combat tactics and allows mission commanders to safely hone their skills against one another. Outside of combat, the Apate functions as the Officio's disciplinary arm.

Title for Order members: Tactician

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PETHEOTAI:
Order of Aeronautics. The Petheotai researches aeronautic engineering, and therefore maintains and improves the Officio's modest but potent fleet of aircraft. It also produces aircraft made-to-order for outside customers.

Title for Order members: Aeronaut

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APEIA:
Order of Mechanics. The Apeia researches mechanical engineering as it relates to ground transportation, and therefore maintains and improves the Officio's fleet of terrestrial vehicles, from its motorcycles to its heavy combat tanks. It also produces various ground vehicles

Title for Order members: Mechanic

Current Head: Chief Mechanics Yda and Ach Stradale

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EMMELES:
Order of Diplomats. The Emmeles is the smallest and least popular of the Dodekatheon, since most of the Fourth are more interested in building things and blowing things up than talking. Nonetheless, the Warmaster felt that, as part of her efforts to undo the 4th's reputation for being insulated and xenophobic, there ought to be some sort of diplomatic corps for dealing with outsiders. When the time comes to sheathe swords and sit down at the negotiating table, this
Order does the brunt of the diplomatic heavy lifting.

Title for Order members: Speaker

Current Head: Executrix Fetial Crucia Djarus

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LITHOLOYOS:
Order of Masons. The Litholoyos are architects and builders of fortresses, tasked with maintaining the living spaces within the Olympia. Litholoyos Masons are also hired by outsiders to design various buildings. Members of this Order helped construct the lunar base of the First Officio.

Title for Order members: Mason

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XIPHOS:
Order of the Blade. The Xiphos are close-combat experts, with membership being made up of almost exclusively Eversors (though every Vindicare in the 4th is also expected to keep up her hand-to-hand combat skills). The Xiphos trains the Officio's magical girls in close-quarters-combat techniques.

Title for Order members: Ursarax

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TOXOTES:
Order of the Rifle. The Toxotes is the firearms counterpart to the Xiphos, including its duty to train Magical Girls of the 4th in ranged weapons-handling. Every Magical Girl in the 4th is expected to be at least competent with firearms. Members of this Order tend to be overwhelmingly be former Vindicares in their old Officios.

Title for Order members: Ordinator

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PARAOKENE:
Order of Logisticians. The Paraokene is tasked with keeping the Olympia and every strike squad in the 4th well-supplied. This Order has very low numbers due to having such a thankless job, but those few who are of the Paraokene fervently keep the entirety of the 4th fueled and ready.

Title for Order members: Logistician

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AMANUROS:
Order of Spies. The Amanuros is tasked with gathering information on the outside world, and diligently trains the 4th's Callidus to be skilled operators. Amanuros Operators and Emmeles Speakers often work in tandem.

Title for Order members: Operator

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And not part of the Dodekatheon system, but still significant...

THE IRON CIRCLE:

"The Iron Circle" is the formal name for the Warmaster's bodyguards corps, consisting of 6 of some of the finest combat Magical Girls in the Officio. Equipped with the very best technology the 4th has to offer, they give their lives to defend the Warmaster.
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===Recruitment===
The Fourth Officio's recruitment methods are unusual--instead of the Incubator going about convincing young women into becoming Magical Girls, instead the Officio headhunts Magical Girls around the world who show promise in handling technology. Magical Girls may also send applications to the Fourth, though again, they must be technically adept to be accepted.

Once accepted, the aspirant is brought to the Fourth Officio's mobile headquarters and are housed, fed, and trained for a period of one year--if the girl is found to be compatible with the Officio, and if she demonstrates an acceptable level of technical aptitude, she is given the option to fully join. Current members may transfer to other Officios if they wish, but there is a great deal of pressure for Fourth Officio girls to remain with the 4th.

==Officio Culture==

===An Iron Circle===
<blockquote>''"To be weak is to be worthless."''</blockquote>

An important part of 4th Officio culture is its philosophy, imparted unto it by its Warmaster, Petra Dammekos. At its core is the idea of self-improvement through mastery of the machine, to make oneself faster, stronger, and better through knowledge of machinery--to supplement this, Petra encourages a degree of competition among the 4th's girls to stave off complacency. This ideal serves to unite an Officio that otherwise shares no cultural, ethnic, or national common ground.

Several negative consequences have arisen due to the 4th's wholehearted (perhaps fanatic) embrace of this philosophy, however. One unintended result is the manifestation of extreme elitism, particularly by girls with Ironforms against girls unable to get Ironforms. Another is that 4th girls frequently express active dislike to anyone they see as being weak or stupid--sympathy and mercy are rare commodities on the Olympia.

===Skitarii===
<blockquote>''"All that time and money on the Tactical Dreadnought systems, just so the Skitarii can finally get off their asses and be useful in heavy combat? What a waste."''</blockquote>

Those incompatible with Ironforms yet still elect to remain in the 4th Officio are put into the Skitarii division. In theory, Skitarii are members in equal standing with everyone else in the 4th Officio...in practice, they are considered second-class citizens by girls with Ironforms. Because Skitarii members are stuck with, at best, augmentations rather than fully synthetic bodies, they are looked down upon as being slower and weaker, and the Fourth Officio does not abide weakness. All too often, the unfortunate girls of the Skitarii are bullied and ostracized, left with no one but themselves in an Officio that despises them.

===Machine Spirits===
A controversial topic among the Fourth is the idea of Machine Spirits--the notion that semi-intelligent beings reside within all pieces of machinery, even those with rudimentary or even no Artificial Intelligence. Proponents point to various incidents unexplainable by science, and that something like Machine Spirits aren't impossible in a world filled with aliens, magic, and creatures born of despair; critics maintain that, nonetheless, concrete evidence establishing the existence of these supposed Machine Spirits is elusive, and that any such incidents could just as easily be explained by a combination of coincidence and the projection of human qualities onto completely inanimate objects.

Part of Misaka's technical genius comes from her alleged prodigious affinity with Machine Spirits, which allows her to intuitively sense precisely what's wrong with a piece of technology and how to best maintain/upgrade it.

===The Church of the Blessed Lady of Machines===
<blockquote>''"As Iron Within, So Iron Without."''</blockquote>

The Church of the Blessed Lady of Machines, or The Machine Cult, is a religious organization unique to the Fourth Officio. It is, to be blunt, a heretical version of the mainstream Blessed Lady faith practiced by the 14th and others, though the Fourth's insularity means that few outside the Officio know much about it. The Machine Cult was founded by a former member of the Fourth, Kelba Halax, and is currently led by the Mistress of Skitarii, Valerie Kheredar.

The majority of the Machine Cult's believers are Skitarii. For many of these scorned girls, Cult gatherings are one of the few places where they are among people who appreciate their existence.

<spoiler show="Machine Cult Tenets" hide="Hide Machine Cult Tenets">
There are several core tenets to the Machine Cult:

First: All machines, from the simplest welding device to the Olympia itself, contains a machine spirit.

Second: All machine spirits are messengers of the Blessed Lady, sent down to help Magical Girls in the struggle against Witches.

Third: Since all machine contain machine spirits, and since all machine spirits are of the Lady, machinery is also holy.

Fourth: Therefore, to become unto a machine is to become holy in the eyes of the Lady.

That said: recently, under Valerie Kheredar, the Machine Cult has begun to emphasize effort and intent--as long as the believer tries with all their might to replace more of their flesh with metal, the results aren't as important.</spoiler>

==Officio Technology==

Fourth Officio technology is very advanced by modern, "mundane" standards. Prosthetic limbs that can do everything that a real limb can do and more, efficient directed energy weapons, even one of the few teleportation devices that exist in the world--if it involves cybernetic or mechanical engineering, the Fourth Officio has no equal.

Read more about 4th Officio technology on the [[Technology]] page.

===Ironforms===
<blockquote>''"Flesh is weak."''</blockquote>

More than perhaps any other piece of technology, the 4th is most well known for their synthetic bodies, i.e. Ironforms. An Ironform is completely artificial--the only part of the Magical Girl's original body that remains is her Soul Gem. The process is excruciating and not all Soul Gems are compatible with Ironforms, but those who succeed are granted bodies that are stronger, faster, and more durable than even the superhuman form of a Magical Girl.

Those with Ironforms no longer need to eat or drink and never become physically fatigued, though users may require periods of mental rest. Other bodily needs (such as the need for companionship) typically remain untouched. Pressure sensors allow Ironforum users to handle objects without breaking them, while damage-detection suites alert users of damage to their bodies.

However, this power comes at a price. Soul Gems do not as easily interface with synthetic bodies as they do with a Magical Girl's organic one, and the process of implanting a Soul Gem into an Ironform is a traumatic one, so to acclimate the Soul Gem a magical girl typically replaces more and more of her flesh body with augmentations. Even so, not all patients survive the process, and for others the process simply doesn't work.

Ironforms also put a strain on the Soul Gem, causing it to collect grief somewhat faster than normal. This is most of the reason why Fourth Officio girls are discouraged from using magic. Ironform users can still stave off Witching Out, however, through careful management of their Soul Gem and minimizing magic usage.

===Tactical Dreadnought Armor===
As a part of an initiative to improve the lot of the Skitarii, Petra and Fiona created the Tactical Dreadnought Armor system, a.k.a. the "Terminator" armor. It blurs the line between powered armor and a small, pilotable mech, standing 8 to 9 feet tall, boasting a powerful internal power source, massively increased strength, and slabs upon slabs of dense plasteel armor. Other functions include a multi-spectrum sensor suite and a sealed environment Most notable, however, is its ability to be wielded by anyone small enough to wear it--the "Terminator" was designed from the outset to be used by non-Ironform 4th Officio girls. Once worn, even an unaugmented Magical Girl will become capable of taking on a Heavy Ironform head-to-head.

There are at least two different classes of Terminator armor: the Indomitus, which was designed with firepower in mind, and the Cataphract, which was designed for optimized defenses.

The missing Indomitus prototype, dubbed "Tiny Pete", was originally from the 4th Officio.

===The Olympia===
<blockquote>''"Home is where the explosions are!"''</blockquote>

Headquarters, barracks, research facility, factory, siege engine: the Olympia serves as home and stronghold for the bulk of the Fourth Officio. Although the Officio does man a handful of outposts throughout the world (mostly as testing sites for new equipment), the majority of the Officio's 400 Magical Girls reside on the Olympia.

The Olympia itself is a vaguely humanoid-shaped robot, measuring approximately 2000 feet tall, with large, cylindrical towers rising from its shoulders and head. Its two arms each end in a large cannon, with collapsible runways installed on top of each to permit air traffic. Other features include housing for Officio personnel, manufacturing facilities, processing and refining facilities, point-defense guns, and hangars/garages for all Officio vehicles.

Petra and Quartus designed the Olympia.

==Miscellaneous Information==

* Young Misaka studied at the Olympia for some time. Despite being an outsider and never having gotten an Ironform, the little Russian arms dealer is remembered fondly (though jealously hated by others).
* An informal term for the Fourth Officio, used within the Officio itself, is "the Iron Circle".
* Officio personnel tend to be paid less on average than other Officio girls, but in exchange most construction/art material and tools are provided for free. Given that most Fourth girls' hobbies tend to involve engineering or the visual arts, the lower pay tends not to be such a problem.
* Interestingly, the Fourth Officio likes to refer to Warmaster Petra as the "Warsmith".

==Trivia==

* The Fourth Officio is a fusion of several institutions from Warhammer 40k, namely: the Iron Warriors (Legio IV); the Iron Hands (Legio X); and the Adeptus Mechanicus. Almost everything in the Fourth is derived in some form or fashion from Warhammer 40k.

==Gallery==

===Reference Pictures By Deculture===
<gallery>
File: Tiny Pete.png|Customized Indomitus-patern Tactical Dreadnought Armor "Tiny Pete"
file: Light Ironform Emmeles.png|Light Ironform, Emmeles variant</gallery>

===Reference Pictures From Outside Sources===
<gallery>
file: Olympia.jpg|The Olympia (original picture from http://www.deviantart.com/art/Imperator-Titan-Update-214752562)
file: Heavy Ironform.jpg|Heavy Ironform (original picture by Games Workshop)
file: Light Ironform.jpg|Light Ironform (original picture from Star Phantasy Online 2)
file: Mark VI Crusader Powered Armor.jpeg|Mark VI "Crusader" Powered Armor (original picture by Games Workshop)
file: Cataphractii terminator armor.jpg|Cataphractii-pattern Tactical Dreadnought Armor (original picture by Forgeworld)
</gallery>

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<center>''"And Twiceborn-- the towering, mad thing who cut off his own face and tore out his own heart as part of a ritual too dark to speak of?''

''None of it seemed especially believable, although the adults still spoke of TwiceBorn in hushed tones; according to the stories, no one had ever discovered what became of him."''
--The Book of Forty-Thousand Heresies</center>

==Non-Canon Series==

[[The Iron Circle]]

[[Maledictus]]

==Non-Canon One-Shots==
[[Deliverance]]

[[Corpse Master]]

[[Red Angel]]

[[The Night Of The Wolf]]

[[Feast of Blades]]

==Extra-Non-Canon One-Shots==
[[Stack Overflow]]

Maledictus: Undivided

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TwiceBorn: minor grammatical error

<center>“Bear the Word of the Lady</center>
<center>And her Word will bear you”</center>

<center>-Annalise de Anjou</center>
<center>"Recitation of Grace", ''The Epistles''</center>

''The sky is a wound, weeping blood from sightless eyes, and the broken earth drinks deep the red bounty that sheets in an endless torrent.''

''It is the battle of battles, the greatest Hunt for the once-human in generations. It is slaughter, two sides tearing each other apart with sword and claw and flame, their own lifeblood spilling and mingling with the rest already pooling on the battlefield. It is a graveyard, strewn with the broken bodies of warriors slain in glory and agony.''

''It is the Walpurgisnacht, and the Faithful of the Fourteenth are dying.''

''She is on her knees. The gaping wound in her side is only a vague distraction. Her sword lies in front of her, discarded, the once-pristine blade spattered with sanguine rain, sullied by blood of the sky and the legion of Familiars it had cut down. Her breath saws in and out. She can taste bile on her tongue Her strength has left her body; her sense has fled her mind. She does not, cannot comprehend the scene before her.''

''Butchery. Slaughter. Blood and skulls.''

''She looks up. She can see her Warmaster desperately rallying the shattered remains of the Fourteenth’s elite Triarii. The Emperor is a golden figure amidst the gore-soaked battlefield, but even her shining light seems dull, flickering, as though the carnage is drowning it out. Nero Pendragon is bellowing orders, no longer the radiant embodiment of the Lady’s Grace on earth but a desperate commander on the verge of defeat.''

''A crack of thunder, and it takes her dulled brain a moment to realize it is the roar of something akin to a gun. In the distance is the golden figure with a bulbous head, with writhing, twisting ribbon-serpents for arms. It is death given form, and it has come to kill them all.''

''Something lands in front of her—the sound of ragged meat slapping onto broken concrete snaps her out of her shell-shock. It is a half-cooked, brutalized corpse of a Triarius. A friend, a comrade, a fellow sister of battle, from what seems like a lifetime ago—now a lump of dead flesh she can’t even recognize. The body’s remaining eye, glazed over in death, bores into her own, and the sight drags her mind screaming back into comprehension.''

''She realizes what it is. The numbness. The pain. The nausea. The thundering sound of her pistoning heartbeat somehow drowning out the wails of pain and battlecries and the clashing din of battle.''

''Fear.''

''For the first time in a long time, she is afraid.''

Fear.

''She sups the word, and it tastes foul on her lips. Understanding gives way to disgust, disgust becomes loathing, and loathing becomes rage. My friends are dying, she realizes, and here I sit, like a coward. Useless. No, worse than useless.''

'''Fear.'''

''The rage seeps into her body, grasping the fear with fanged jaws and shaking it apart until only fury-born strength remains. On trembling legs, she takes up her sword as she stands, and grinds a prayer out of her split lips.''

''“Domina Beata, I pray to you now.” She spits out a gobbet of blood and something else. “Let my words be heard by the Blood Knight, the Herald of Courage, the Brass-Clad Warrior...”''

''She stumbles forward, each step gaining purpose and strength.''

''“Lead me from death to victory, from falsehood to truth. Lead me from despair to hope, from faith to courage.”''

''She begins to run, leaping over the fresh ruins of city skyscrapers, a white-knuckle grip on her weapon. The anger driving her onwards is red-hot, rushing through her veins, thrumming through her heart, so hot it cauterizes and numbs the pain.''

''“Lead me to Her strength, against the eternal Dark! Let Her wrath fill my heart!”''

''A pack of creatures leap into her view—familiars of the Witch, twisted parodies of serving girls, caricature of red-headed maids brandishing serving trays and spears. As one, they pounce upon her. As one, they fall to the ground, cut into pieces with ease by the charging swordswoman.''

'''''“For in vengeance I serve the Lady and the Blood Knight!!”'''''

''The rage is painful now, like nails being hammered into her brain. Every lesser abomination she cuts open soothes the tic-tic-tic of fury for a heartbeat’s time, and it is not enough. She needs more.''

''More familiars hurl themselves onto her path. They stab, they slash, they claw, the grasp, they scrabble against the shredded remnants of her armor and costume to bring her low. Her curved sword, almost as long as she is tall, bisects one, two, three, four, five, more, graceful strikes turning more and more into frantic hacks with every blow.''

'''''“THROUGH DEATH, BATTLE, AND BLOOD!”'''''

''Her blade is torn out of her grip. She doesn’t bother trying to find it amongst the bodies and the muck, but instead throws herself forward, hammering Witch-spawn with her fists, ripping into them with her teeth. Her litany is no longer prayer, but the scream of unspent fury seeking release.''

'''''“BLOOD!”'''''

''The familiars begin to flee—whether out of fear or something else entirely she cannot know, for thought and reason had fled with her victims. She grabs a fleeing creature by the ponytail and yanks it back, then grasps it around its neck and begins to'' pull ''until with a tearing noise it rips free. A spray of red ichor drenches her, anointing her face with a crimson mask. With a roar, she lifts her trophy aloft, letting the eldritch life-fluids drip onto her chestnut hair.''

'''''“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD KNIGHT!”'''''

''She hurls the head away and for the second time snatches up her sword. The head bounces once, twice, before it dissipates back into whatever nightmare spawned it.''

'''''“SKULLS FOR THE LADY!”'''''

''Up and down, up and down, the curved blade falls again and again, adding more death and more corpses to the bacchanalia of slaughter that is Walpurgisnacht, to the swirling chaos of battle, finding more monsters to slay, more foul servants of the Dark, more victims, more souls for the Tetrarchy, more skulls, more foes to kill, and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL '''AND KILL—'''''

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“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Eileen, happy birthday to you!”

It’s the five of us inside the Emperor’s Palace in Italy, inside my small room where all my things are boxed up and ready to move out. It’s a rare treat, not because the buttercream cake sitting in front of me is so fancy it looks like it’s worth its weight in gold. Or because of all the paper-wrapped presents sitting around. No, it’s because of the four people sitting at the table with me, smiling at me while they’re singing “Happy Birthday” hilariously off-key.

Elana; Nashandra; Nadalia; Alsana. Friends. Sisters. People I’d give my life for. People who’d die for me. Me: a miserable Culexus who’d probably make them throw up all the cake they’re about to eat, a boring, shut-in nerd who just reads books all day.

It’s a wonderful thing to have friends. Sounds cheesy, I know, like a lesson right out of a kid’s cartoon, but it’s true. Real friends, too—not just people you can trust to watch your back in a fight, or someone to hang out with—but people who love you. People who want you. People you can...just be yourself around, without having to worry about anything. And when you’re a Culexus like me, spending the last couple years of your life in a walking prison-suit and alone because pretty much none of your colleagues can be near you without going up like some sort of puke fountain, companionship is a real luxury.

And so here we are in early November, at the Emperor’s Palace in Italy and, well, it’s my birthday. This one’s kind of special. For one thing, next week I transfer to the Second; Italy and England aren’t too far away, but for someone who’s lived alone, being ripped away from the few people I really like being around isn’t the best feeling in the world. Ah, but duty is its own reward, so sayeth the Word.

For another thing, the prognosticatrixes are all starting to get the same answer, whether they’re gearheads from the Fourth or the Culexus division from the Ninth: in about two month’s time, the biggest incursion of the Dark into our world is going to happen. Some call it Walpurgisnacht—we in the 14th call it the Black Crusade. The oldest girls are saying it’s going to be especially bad, this time. That most of us are probably going to end up by the Lady’s side by the time it’s over with.

But enough about depressing things. Humanity has a long tradition of drowning fears in vein-clogging, cancer-inducing food and drink, and I’m not about to spit on custom.

Elana’s the first to get up after the birthday song. She’s a lithe, ridiculously tall girl, definitely the tallest I’ve ever seen and I’d bet the tallest in any Officio. I remember her saying she almost got a basketball scholarship for some big-name school in America, and I still believe her. Her long chestnut braid, coming down to her knees, swings around and almost knocks a cup over. “Alright! Presents first, or cake?” She grins and holds up several long-necked glass bottles. “Or we skipping right to the booze?”

Heh. Typical.

“I don’t believe you,” snaps Nashandra from her seat on the couch. For probably the hundredth time in the last hour, she does that thing where she adjusts her blue-and-gold framed glasses with her hand. “You know Alsana can’t hold her liquor and Eileen doesn’t like to drink, but you still brought wine?” Nashandra’s a short, thin girl with shoulder-length, feathered hair, and the kind face that always looks like it’s frowning. I don’t blame her for that—the stick up her ass aside, she’s ex-Twelfth and thinks physical combat is for barbarians, and here in the Fourteenth that’s not exactly a recipe for superstardom. Hence the personality, though I bet some of that’s just her being her.

I chuckle, and like just about everything I say my helmet’s vox system turns it into a hissing shriek. Lucky for me, it’s never bothered my friends. “Relax, Nasha, it’s fine. I can handle a little wine.” I nod to my left, at a girl with long, stringy black hair that hides most of her face, kind of like a ghost from a Japanese horror movie but not as creepy. “What about you, Alsa?”

The long-haired girl peers out from out of her hair and gives me a sweet smile. “It’s alright, Nashandra,” she says, her voice somewhere between a rasp and a whisper. “It’s Eileen’s birthday, after all.” She then dissolves into a fit of coughs, which makes Nasha run for a cup of water.

...poor girl. As a Magical Girl, she doesn’t make much sense. The Daughters of the Lady pretty much don’t get sick, that’s the rule...unless you’re Alsana. Pious, our Incubator, said there was a flaw in the process of making her new Magical Girl body back when she contracted, and long story short her regeneration-aura magic was a little haywire. For one thing, it was always at least slightly activated, so if you ever had a paper cut you just had to sit next to Alsana for a little while. For another thing, it was also always creating symptoms in her that looked like illnesses—pain, nausea, trembling, headaches, coughs. They never seemed to bother her, though. Almost nothing did.

And last, but not least...

“I think the occasion calls for a libation,” says the soft, honey-sweet voice across the room. “It’s not just any birthday we’re celebrating, after all.”

Nadalia turns to me with a dancer’s grace and gives me a smile that’s like the sun. She’s wearing her flowing Chaplain’s robes, and as always she looks and sounds like an angel. “Happy birthday again, Eileen.” It’s times like these when I’m thankful for my face-obscuring Culexus helmet, because I’m blushing a little. It’s hard not to, when you’re in front of a bombshell like her and she’s making you feel like you’re the most important thing in the world.

I can’t really come up with anything else to say other than look awkward and mutter a “thanks” (which also comes out as a vox-hiss). Luckily for me, Elana distracts everyone by sticking her tongue out and giving Nasha a “I told ya so ”.

Then we get to partying, and it all goes by too fast. The cake was amazing—I’d bet the four of them blew a whole month’s pay getting some high-class French baker to make it, it was that good—and I honestly enjoyed the wine. The gifts came and went, too, and after talking long into the night, it’s time to leave.

They all pile in for a big group hug. It might have been a little cheesy, yeah, like something out of a chick flick, but we were full, we were drunk (some of us, anyway), and...it felt right.

“We’re gonna miss you, Eileen,” chuckles Elana, but I can hear her tearing up a little. The other hold me tight, telling me their own goodbyes, and I hug them back just as hard.

And with that, one by one they leave, heading back to their own rooms to sleep off the food and wine. I’m left alone in the candle-lit dark of my spartan apartment, and the quiet emptiness reminds me of the warmth and laughter that took place here just a few minutes ago.

Friends. Friendship. Like I said, for someone like me, that’s something more valuable than money, or glory, or even a happy retirement package on a sunny island somewhere. Elana, Alsana, Nashandra, Nadalia; they mean the world to me, and the fact that I mean the world to them is the thing that gets me up in the morning.

So imagine how I felt, a year later, when I’d killed them all with my own hands.

Maledictus

2015-07-14T02:34:25Z

TwiceBorn: Adjusted title of epilogue

<center>''"TRUTH AND MADNESS"''</center>

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| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Approximately 6 months to 1 year after Walpurgisnacht
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==Synopsis==

Eileen Corneille, Culexus of the Second and hunter of traitors, must deal with the consequences of the devastating Walpurgisnacht as she tracks the most loathsome of prey. Her unwavering faith drives her ever onwards--though whether it is to salvation or damnation, she cannot know until it is too late...

==Undivided==
{{:Maledictus:_Undivided}}

==Blood==

==Excess==

==Despair==

==Fate==

==Malice==

Maledictus

2015-07-13T03:34:48Z

TwiceBorn: Adjusted stuff for Undivided

Maledictus: Undivided

2015-07-13T03:33:31Z

TwiceBorn: Created page to replace page "Prelidum: Undivided"

<center>“Bear the Word of the Lady</center>
<center>And her Word will bear you”</center>

<center>-Annalise de Anjou</center>
<center>"Recitation of Grace", ''The Epistles''</center>

''The sky is a wound, weeping blood from sightless eyes, and the broken earth drinks deep the red bounty that sheets in an endless torrent.''

''It is the battle of battles, the greatest Hunt for the once-human in generations. It is slaughter, two sides tearing each other apart with sword and claw and flame, their own lifeblood spilling and mingling with the rest already pooling on the battlefield. It is a graveyard, strewn with the broken bodies of warriors slain in glory and agony.''

''It is the Walpurgisnacht, and the Faithful of the Fourteenth are dying.''

''She is on her knees. The gaping wound in her side is only a vague distraction. Her sword lies in front of her, discarded, the once-pristine blade spattered with sanguine rain, sullied by blood of the sky and the legion of Familiars it had cut down. Her breath saws in and out. She can taste bile on her tongue Her strength has left her body; her sense has fled her mind. She does not, cannot comprehend the scene before her.''

''Butchery. Slaughter. Blood and skulls.''

''She looks up. She can see her Warmaster desperately rallying the shattered remains of the Fourteenth’s elite Triarii. The Emperor is a golden figure amidst the gore-soaked battlefield, but even her shining light seems dull, flickering, as though the carnage is drowning it out. Nero Pendragon is bellowing orders, no longer the radiant embodiment of the Lady’s Grace on earth but a desperate commander on the verge of defeat.''

''A crack of thunder, and it takes her dulled brain a moment to realize it is the roar of something akin to a gun. In the distance is the golden figure with a bulbous head, with writhing, twisting ribbon-serpents for arms. It is death given form, and it has come to kill them all.''

''Something lands in front of her—the sound of ragged meat slapping onto broken concrete snaps her out of her shell-shock. It is a half-cooked, brutalized corpse of a Triarius. A friend, a comrade, a fellow sister of battle, from what seems like a lifetime ago—now a lump of dead flesh she can’t even recognize. The body’s remaining eye, glazed over in death, bores into her own, and the sight drags her mind screaming back into comprehension.''

''She realizes what it is. The numbness. The pain. The nausea. The thundering sound of her pistoning heartbeat somehow drowning out the wails of pain and battlecries and the clashing din of battle.''

''Fear.''

''For the first time in a long time, she is afraid.''

Fear.

''She sups the word, and it tastes foul on her lips. Understanding gives way to disgust, disgust becomes loathing, and loathing becomes rage. My friends are dying, she realizes, and here I sit, like a coward. Useless. No, worse than useless.''

'''Fear.'''

''The rage seeps into her body, grasping the fear with fanged jaws and shaking it apart until only fury-born strength remains. On trembling legs, she takes up her sword as she stands, and grinds a prayer out of her split lips.''

''“Domina Beata, I pray to you now.” She spits out a gobbet of blood and something else. “Let my words be heard by the Blood Knight, the Herald of Courage, the Brass-Clad Warrior...”''

''She stumbles forward, each step gaining purpose and strength.''

''“Lead me from death to victory, from falsehood to truth. Lead me from despair to hope, from faith to courage.”''

''She begins to run, leaping over the fresh ruins of city skyscrapers, a white-knuckle grip on her weapon. The anger driving her onwards is red-hot, rushing through her veins, thrumming through her heart, so hot it cauterizes and numbs the pain.''

''“Lead me to Her strength, against the eternal Dark! Let Her wrath fill my heart!”''

''A pack of creatures leap into her view—familiars of the Witch, twisted parodies of serving girls, caricature of red-headed maids brandishing serving trays and spears. As one, they pounce upon her. As one, they fall to the ground, cut into pieces with ease by the charging swordswoman.''

'''''“For in vengeance I serve the Lady and the Blood Knight!!”'''''

''The rage is painful now, like nails being hammered into her brain. Every lesser abomination she cuts open soothes the tic-tic-tic of fury for a heartbeat’s time, and it is not enough. She needs more.''

''More familiars hurl themselves onto her path. They stab, they slash, they claw, the grasp, they scrabble against the shredded remnants of her armor and costume to bring her low. Her curved sword, almost as long as she is tall, bisects one, two, three, four, five, more, graceful strikes turning more and more into frantic hacks with every blow.''

'''''“THROUGH DEATH, BATTLE, AND BLOOD!”'''''

''Her blade is torn out of her grip. She doesn’t bother trying to find it amongst the bodies and the muck, but instead throws herself forward, hammering Witch-spawn with her fists, ripping into them with her teeth. Her litany is no longer prayer, but the scream of unspent fury seeking release.''

'''''“BLOOD!”'''''

''The familiars begin to flee—whether out of fear or something else entirely she cannot know, for thought and reason had fled with her victims. She grabs a fleeing creature by the ponytail and yanks it back, then grasps it around its neck and begins to'' pull ''until with a tearing noise it rips free. A spray of red ichor drenches her, anointing her face with a crimson mask. With a roar, she lifts her trophy aloft, letting the eldritch life-fluids drip onto her chestnut hair.''

'''''“BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD KNIGHT!”'''''

''She hurls the head away and for the second time snatches up her sword. The head bounces once, twice, before it dissipates back into whatever nightmare spawned it.''

'''''“SKULLS FOR THE LADY!”'''''

''Up and down, up and down, the curved blade falls again and again, adding more death and more corpses to the bacchanalia of slaughter that is Walpurgisnacht, to the swirling chaos of battle, finding more monsters to slay, more foul servants of the Dark, more victims, more souls for the Tetrarchy, more skulls, more foes to kill, and kill and kill and kill and kill and kill and KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL '''AND KILL—'''''

-

“Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Eileen, happy birthday to you!”

It’s the five of us inside the Emperor’s Palace in Italy, inside my small room where all my things are boxed up and ready to move out. It’s a rare treat, not because the buttercream cake sitting in front of me is so fancy it looks like it’s worth its weight in gold. Or because of all the paper-wrapped presents sitting around. No, it’s because of the four people sitting at the table with me, smiling at me while they’re singing “Happy Birthday” hilariously off-key.

Elana; Nashandra; Nadalia; Alsana. Friends. Sisters. People I’d give my life for. People who’d die for me. Me: a miserable Culexus who’d probably make them throw up all the cake they’re about to eat, a boring, shut-in nerd who just reads books all day.

It’s a wonderful thing to have friends. Sounds cheesy, I know, like a lesson right out of a kid’s cartoon, but it’s true. Real friends, too—not just people you can trust to watch your back in a fight, or someone to hang out with—but people who love you. People who want you. People you can...just be yourself around, without having to worry about anything. And when you’re a Culexus like me, spending the last couple years of your life in a walking prison-suit and alone because pretty much none of your colleagues can be near you without going up like some sort of puke fountain, companionship is a real luxury.

And so here we are in early November, at the Emperor’s Palace in Italy and, well, it’s my birthday. This one’s kind of special. For one thing, next week I transfer to the Second; Italy and England aren’t too far away, but for someone who’s lived alone, being ripped away from the few people I really like being around isn’t the best feeling in the world. Ah, but duty is its own reward, so sayeth the Word.

For another thing, the prognosticatrixes are all starting to get the same answer, whether they’re gearheads from the Fourth or the Culexus division from the Ninth: in about two month’s time, the biggest incursion of the Dark into our world is going to happen. Some call it Walpurgisnacht—we in the 14th call it the Black Crusade. The oldest girls are saying it’s going to be especially bad, this time. That most of us are probably going to end up by the Lady’s side by the time it’s over with.

But enough about depressing things. Humanity has a long tradition of drowning fears in vein-clogging, cancer-inducing food and drink, and I’m not about to spit on custom.

Elana’s the first to get up after the birthday song. She’s a lithe, ridiculously tall girl, definitely the tallest I’ve ever seen and I’d bet the tallest in any Officio. I remember her saying she almost got a basketball scholarship for some big-name school in America, and I still believe her. Her long chestnut braid, coming down to her knees, swings around and almost knocks a cup over. “Alright! Presents first, or cake?” She grins and holds up several long-necked glass bottles. “Or we skipping right to the booze?”

Heh. Typical.

“I don’t believe you,” snaps Nashandra from her seat on the couch. For probably the hundredth time in the last hour, she does that thing where she adjusts her blue-and-gold framed glasses with her hand. “You know Alsana can’t hold her liquor and Eileen doesn’t like to drink, but you still brought wine?” Nashandra’s a short, thin girl with shoulder-length, feathered hair, and the kind face that always looks like it’s frowning. I don’t blame her for that—the stick up her ass aside, she’s ex-Twelfth and thinks physical combat is for barbarians, and here in the Fourteenth that’s not exactly a recipe for superstardom. Hence the personality, though I bet some of that’s just her being her.

I chuckle, and like just about everything I say my helmet’s vox system turns it into a hissing shriek. Lucky for me, it’s never bothered my friends. “Relax, Nasha, it’s fine. I can handle a little wine.” I nod to my left, at a girl with long, stringy black hair that hides most of her face, kind of like a ghost from a Japanese horror movie but not as creepy. “What about you, Alsa?”

The long-haired girl peers out from out of her hair and gives me a sweet smile. “It’s alright, Nashandra,” she says, her voice somewhere between a rasp and a whisper. “It’s Eileen’s birthday, after all.” She then dissolves into a fit of coughs, which makes Nasha run for a cup of water.

...poor girl. As a Magical Girl, she doesn’t make much sense. The Daughters of the Lady pretty much don’t get sick, that’s the rule...unless you’re Alsana. Pious, our Incubator, said there was a flaw in the process of making her new Magical Girl body back when she contracted, and long story short her regeneration-aura magic was a little haywire. For one thing, it was always at least slightly activated, so if you ever had a paper cut you just had to sit next to Alsana for a little while. For another thing, it was also always creating symptoms in her that looked like illnesses—pain, nausea, trembling, headaches, coughs. They never seemed to bother her, though. Almost nothing did.

And last, but not least...

“I think the occasion calls for a libation,” says the soft, honey-sweet voice across the room. “It’s not just any birthday we’re celebrating, after all.”

Nadalia turns to me with a dancer’s grace and gives me a smile that’s like the sun. She’s wearing her flowing Chaplain’s robes, and as always she looks and sounds like an angel. “Happy birthday again, Eileen.” It’s times like these when I’m thankful for my face-obscuring Culexus helmet, because I’m blushing a little. It’s hard not to, when you’re in front of a bombshell like her and she’s making you feel like you’re the most important thing in the world.

I can’t really come up with anything else to say other than look awkward and mutter a “thanks” (which also comes out as a vox-hiss). Luckily for me, Elana distracts everyone by sticking her tongue out and giving Nasha a “I told ya so ”.

Then we get to partying, and it all goes by too fast. The cake was amazing—I’d bet the four of them blew a whole month’s pay getting some high-class French baker to make it, it was that good—and I honestly enjoyed the wine. The gifts came and went, too, and after talking long into the night, it’s time to leave.

They all pile in for a big group hug. It might have been a little cheesy, yeah, like something out of a chick flick, but we were full, we were drunk (some of us, anyway), and...it felt right.

“We’re gonna miss you, Eileen,” chuckles Elana, but I can hear her tearing up a little. The other hold me tight, telling me their own goodbyes, and I hug them back just as hard.

And with that, one by one they leave, heading back to their own rooms to sleep off the food and wine. I’m left alone in the candle-lit dark of my spartan apartment, and the quiet emptiness reminds me of the warmth and laughter that took place here just a few minutes ago.

Friends. Friendship. Like I said, for someone like me, that’s something more valuable than money, or glory, or even a happy retirement package on a sunny island somewhere. Elana, Alsana, Nashandra, Nadalia; they mean the world to me, and the fact that I mean the world to them thing that gets me up in the morning.

So imagine how I felt, a year later, when I’d killed them all with my own hands.

Thread index

2015-07-13T03:24:52Z

TwiceBorn: Minor edit

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{|class="wikitable" style="line-height: 1.6em; width: 100%; border: 1px black solid;"
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 12%"|Thread Number
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 7%"|Date
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|E-Book Title
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 43%"|Description
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Wiki Article
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 20%"|Appearing Characters
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19489889/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 1]</center>
|<center>16 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda I</center>
|A previously drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl smokes cigs and witches.
|<center>[[Thread 1]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19554306/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 2]</center>
|<center>20 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda II</center>
|A currently drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets another to smoke and hallucinates.
|<center>[[Thread 2]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19566127/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 3]</center>
|<center>21 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase I</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl crushes the pride of several security men and meets with her principal in a bodyguard gig.
|<center>[[Thread 3]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19579302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 4]</center>
|<center>22 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase II</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl with minty fresh breath secures the room and things go badly from there
|<center>[[Thread 4]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19618989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 5]</center>
|<center>26 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase III</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl wakes up from an illusion and makes some otaku regret their life decisions.
|<center>Thread 5</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19647104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 6]</center>
|<center>27 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase IV</center>
|A thankfully much less sober magical girl gets debriefed, followed by visitors.
|<center>Thread 6</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19671721/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 7]</center>
|<center>29 June 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement I</center>
|A hungover magical girl gets cuddled.
|<center>Thread 7</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19693145/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 8]</center>
|<center>1 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to meet the target at a yakuza bar. A fight ensues.
|<center>Thread 8</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19707604/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 9]</center>
|<center>2 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement III</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl picks up some guns and backup to rescue a friend and retire a former colleague.
|<center>Thread 9</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19721538/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 10]</center>
|<center>3 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement IV</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl retires a fellow magical girl.
|<center>Thread 10</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19746791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 11]</center>
|<center>5 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation I</center>
|A somewhat sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets debriefed and begins to interrogate a competitor.
|<center>Thread 11</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 12]</center>
|<center>6 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation II</center>
|A temporarily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl finishes questioning a drunk magical girl, might have succeeded in flipping her, and gets brand-new smartphone.
|<center>Thread 12</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19789230/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 13]</center>
|<center>8 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation III</center>
|A sober magical girl gets drunk and then sobering things happen.
|<center>Thread 13</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19803303/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 14]</center>
|<center>9 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation IV</center>
|A slightly drunk but very sober magical girl does a little better socially and is given a choice.
|<center>Thread 14</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19842679/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 15]</center>
|<center>12 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill I</center>
|A confusingly sober magical girl gets dressed and picks up the gun once more.
|<center>Thread 15</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19859151/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 16]</center>
|<center>13 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill II</center>
|A maidenly sober magical girl debates the fine line between drink and duty.
|<center>Thread 16</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Chihaya]], [[Takane]], [[Fabiola]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19875084/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 17]</center>
|<center>14 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill III</center>
|An annoyingly sober magical girl discusses work and checks out swag.
|<center>Thread 17</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Fabiola]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Kilgore]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19904854/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 18]</center>
|<center>16 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill IV</center>
|A jelly magical girl resists the urge to kill 2 separate men.
|<center>Thread 18</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19919510/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 19]</center>
|<center>17 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical gets a little red eyed and calls for backup.
|<center>Thread 19</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Kyouko]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19963787/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 20]</center>
|<center>20 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill VI</center>
|A bloodstained and sober magical maid girl takes on a demon with some help of a big friend and avenges a fallen little friend.
|<center>Thread 20</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Kilgore]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19988546/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 21]</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment I</center>
|A bloodstained and not sober for long magical maid recruit a new lickable drinking buddy.
|<center>Thread 21</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20031398/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 22]</center>
|<center>25 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment II</center>
|A heavily buzzed magical girl has girl trouble with a past friend, current roommate, and new coworker.
|<center>Thread 22</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20045550/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 23]</center>
|<center>26 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment III</center>
|A refreshingly sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl goes to say goodbye, and has a conversation with a maid.
|<center>Thread 23</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20056236/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 24]</center>
|<center>27 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment IV</center>
|A sober and slightly unsociable magical girl destroys a stack of pancakes and a young girl's heart.
|<center>Thread 24</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20070632/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 25]</center>
|<center>28 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment V</center>
|A not drunk and slightly sad magical girl pats an arms dealer on the head and bro fists a Terminator.
|<center>Thread 25</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20093863/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 26]</center>
|<center>29 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami I</center>
|A cheery magical girl makes pancakes and gets a heads up from her employer.
|<center>Thread 26</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20100476/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 27]</center>
|<center>30 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami II</center>
|An upbeat but worried magical girl heads into a barrier and finds a wounded comrade.
|<center>Thread 27</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20161365/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 28]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Mami III</center>
|An exhausted but happy magical girl dives headfirst into battle and needs saving of her own.
|<center>Thread 28</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20190993/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 29]</center>
|<center>5 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight I</center>
|A busily drunk magical girl makes a few phone calls and goes gift shopping.
|<center>Thread 29</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20272839/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 30]</center>
|<center>11 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight II</center>
|A somewhat sober and socially awkward magical girl goes gift shopping and stumbles upon an uncomfortable discovery.
|<center>Thread 30</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20301050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 31]</center>
|<center>13 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight III</center>
|A slightly drunk magical girl has a chat with her boss and teary eyed pancake delivery.
|<center>Thread 31</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20329840/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 32]</center>
|<center>15 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight IV</center>
|An in flight magical girl consumes porn and pancakes.
|<center>Thread 32</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20343723/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 33]</center>
|<center>16 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight V</center>
|A sober magical girl patiently watches another spill her heart out.
|<center>Thread 33</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 34]</center>
|<center>17 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight VI</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl gets a visit from an old flame.
|<center>Thread 34</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]],</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20371699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 35]</center>
|<center>19 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer I</center>
|A temporally sober magical girl meet a new old friend in the land of the bears.
|<center>Thread 35</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20423553/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 36]</center>
|<center>22 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer II</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl exploit a kitchen and make a subordinate cry. Again.
|<center>Thread 36</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20437302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 37]</center>
|<center>23 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer III</center>
|A worryingly sober magical girl wakes to find things not as she left them.
|<center>Thread 37</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20475337/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 38]</center>
|<center>26 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt I</center>
|A severely sober magical girl prepares to hunt bears with a pacifist, a terminator, and the bro-est Betrayer.
|<center>Thread 38</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20506252/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 39]</center>
|<center>28 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt II</center>
|A horrendously sober magical girl talk about the past with a old friend but have to cancel the glorious bear hunt.
|<center>Thread 39</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20529095/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 40]</center>
|<center>30 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt III</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl prepare for battle and confront a new opponent. Also bears.
|<center>Thread 40</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20542537/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 41]</center>
|<center>31 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt IV</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl barely keeps the violence in check.
|<center>Thread 41</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Kharn]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20593427/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 42]</center>
|<center>4 September 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical girl returns to base and gets some much needed rest and alcohol in her.
|<center>Thread 42</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20619626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 43]</center>
|<center>6 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn I</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl starts her day someone in her bed and gets interrupted by her underling.
|<center>Thread 43</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Nero]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20645072/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 44]</center>
|<center>8 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn II</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl acquires a trophy and is briefed on a murderous incident.
|<center>Thread 44</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20671486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 45]</center>
|<center>10 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn III</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl learn what happened and makes a judgement.
|<center>Thread 45</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20709419/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 46]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IV</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl annoys her subordinate and then tries to start a war but gets QBblocked.
|<center>Thread 46</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20720158/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 47]</center>
|<center>14 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn V</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl gets information about her new enemy and meets her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 47</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20772373/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 48]</center>
|<center>19 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl ride to destr- meet another Officio. Which is totally not a trap. She also annoys her new subordinate on the way.
|<center>Thread 48</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20809974/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 49]</center>
|<center>22 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl leaves her weapon at the door and stares at a painting.
|<center>Thread 49</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Erebus]], [[Murderface]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20823000/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 50]</center>
|<center>23 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VIII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl engages in fruitful negotiations. Also war.
|<center>Thread 50</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20864527/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 51]</center>
|<center>26 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IX</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her two allies murder one hundred enemy magical girls
|<center>Thread 51</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20891621/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 52]</center>
|<center>28 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn X</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her anti-magical aide have a boss fight.
|<center>Thread 52</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20930586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 53]</center>
|<center>1 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl has very bad luck.
|<center>Thread 53</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20959658/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 54]</center>
|<center>3 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl will protect her dearest friend and her new subordinate, whatever the cost.
|<center>Thread 54</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Faust]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20999517/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 55]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment I</center>
|A not-for-long sober magical girl listened to a story and is making a phone call.
|<center>Thread 55</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21012948/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 56]</center>
|<center>6 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment II</center>
|A still slightly sober magical girl talks on the phone while finishing off a bottle of vodka
|<center>Thread 56</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21068324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 57]</center>
|<center>11 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment III</center>
|A suitably intoxicated Magical girl confuses her incubator and thinks about her relationships.
|<center>Thread 57</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 58]</center>
|<center>19 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment IV</center>
|A sleepily drunk magical girl consult her phone and start exploring the russian secret base.
|<center>Thread 58</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21238483/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 59]</center>
|<center>23 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment V</center>
|An instantaneously sober magical girl faces danger and gold.
|<center>Thread 59</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21285241/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-A]</center>
|<center>26 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey I</center>
|A rather hungry Incubator starts its day and then thread is canceled on account of storm.
|<center>Thread 60-A</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21309791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-B]</center>
|<center>28 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey II</center>
|A stoic Incubator enjoys his meal and decides what to do.
|<center>Thread 60-B</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21385173/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 61]</center>
|<center>1 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey III</center>
|A quite miffed Incubator takes care of business and prepares to form a contract.
|<center>Thread 61</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 62]</center>
|<center>2 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey IV</center>
|A calm Incubator converses with a promising young girl and studies the lawn. So ends the curse of the Kyubey, or does it?
|<center>Thread 62</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21499989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 63]</center>
|<center>9 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training I</center>
|An amnesiac magical girl wakes up from surgery and try to find out who she was.
|<center>Thread 63</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21606507/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 64]</center>
|<center>16 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training II</center>
|A still very amnesiac magical girl eats adequately and still manages to get in to embarrassing situations despite her memory loss.
|<center>Thread 64</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21635951/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 65]</center>
|<center>18 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training III</center>
|An amnesiac Magical girl chooses her weapon and makes a bet.
|<center>Thread 65</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21699881/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 66]</center>
|<center>23 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training IV</center>
|An outmatched and amnesiac magical girl chooses a golden weapon and slanders the wrong person.
|<center>Thread 66</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21713146/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 67]</center>
|<center>24 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training V</center>
|A 'heavily armed' amnesiac magical girl finds herself in trouble and then, throws a punch.
|<center>Thread 67</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21820186/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 68]</center>
|<center>1 December 2012</center>
|<center>Training VI</center>
|An amnesiac Magical Big Sister drinks the clear liquid and prepares for the interrogation.
|<center>Thread 68</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mirai]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 69]</center>
|<center>7 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori I</center>
|An alarmed and green magical girl does her best to handle the situation.
|<center>Thread 69</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21960657/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 70]</center>
|<center>9 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori II</center>
|An apprehensive green haired magical girl talks with an eldritch abomination and begins her rescue mission.
|<center>Thread 70</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22007320/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 71]</center>
|<center>12 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori III</center>
|A nervous, green haired magical girl rides the Pink emotional roller coaster and presses on.
|<center>Thread 71</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 72]</center>
|<center>13 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori IV</center>
|A pretty cool green haired magical girl soothes an emotionally trigger happy god... IT draws near...
|<center>Thread 72</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22037900/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 73]</center>
|<center>14 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori V</center>
|A kind, green haired magical girl helps her companion wake up her beloved friend and has her heart wrenched.
|<center>Thread 73</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Moemura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22099036/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 74]</center>
|<center>18 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori VI</center>
|A desperate, green haired magical girl runs for dear life and explains the situation to her companion.
|<center>Thread 74</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Misaka]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22214092/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1]</center>
|<center>25 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS I</center>
|A fuming mad magical girl makes plans to teach her stupid friends about true holiday cheer and MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22244846/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2]</center>
|<center>27 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS II</center>
|A determined magical girl decides on what presents to buy for her fathead friends and finds out that some things aren't MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS at all.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22263174/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3]</center>
|<center>28 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS III</center>
|An out of breath magical girl continues her mission to bring the Christmas cheer to her Officio while dealing with painful memories and concerned loved ones.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22278963/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4]</center>
|<center>29 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS IV</center>
|A maximized magical girl meets her very own clone while her companion meets her very own... leg? The time for presents is upon us!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Hibiki]], [[Mami]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 75]</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VII</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl continues her rescue mission, but is then forced to flee and hide.
|<center>Thread 75</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22485923/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 76]</center>
|<center>9 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VIII</center>
|An unsure and green haired magical girl hangs around a ramen shop and learns about a few things going on inside the barrier.
|<center>Thread 76</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]], [[Mirai]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 77]</center>
|<center>11 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori IX</center>
|A brave green haired magical girl and her companions attempt to save a tortured fragment of her beloved's soul.
|<center>Thread 77</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]], [[Souji]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22656331/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 78]</center>
|<center>18 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori X</center>
|An enraged green haired magical girl bares her teeth against The Betrayer, then passes out.
|<center>Thread 78</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22750613/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 79]</center>
|<center>23 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XI</center>
|A comforting green haired magical girl reflects on her actions and learns of the Shattered Fragment's past.
|<center>Thread 79</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 80]</center>
|<center>1 February 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XII</center>
|A resolute green haired magical girl decides to aim for all or nothing, and receives a Faustian offer.
|<center>Thread 80</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Malal]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Moemura]], [[Souji]], [[Kharn]], [[Homura]], [[Madoka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23043090/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 81]</center>
|<center>8 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori I</center>
|The bravest magical girl faces the fire.
|<center>Thread 81</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23178841/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 82]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori II</center>
|A fading green haired magical girl gathers the strength to make things right.
|<center>Thread 82</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23334762/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 83]</center>
|<center>23 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori III</center>
|A weakened green haired magical girl loses her close friend and passes judgement on The Betrayer. So ends the Siberia arc.
|<center>Thread 83</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23608199/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap]</center>
|<center>10 March 2013</center>
|<center>Recap</center>
|A pink haired, cheerful eldritch horror hosts a recap of previous threads. With guest appearances and Q&A!
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|<center>[[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23871034/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 84]</center>
|<center>25 March 2013</center>
|<center>Return I</center>
|A complete-again magical girl starts her trip home, but is accosted by presents, cryptic messages, and dreams.
|<center>Thread 84</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23975171/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 85]</center>
|<center>1 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return II</center>
|A well rested and less amnesiac magical girl, has come home.
|<center>Thread 85</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24237412/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 86]</center>
|<center>14 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return III</center>
|A calm magical girl makes a sticky mess on her boss's desk and draws a lot of attention to herself.
|<center>Thread 86</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24375548/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 87]</center>
|<center>21 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return IV</center>
|A stoic magical girl surveys the golden tools of insanity currently in her possession, talks to the magical girl inhabiting one such tool and finds her hand reaching for the phone...
|<center>Thread 87</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24524816/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 88]</center>
|<center>29 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return V</center>
|A slightly awkward magical girl calls up an idol, arranges to meet for some coffee, and talks to another hateful magical girl.
|<center>Thread 88</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24638901/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 89]</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VI</center>
|A peaceful magical girl arrives at her new apartment, to find it quite comfortable. Dreams are had and a new day dawns for the Officio.
|<center>Thread 89</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24781997/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 90]</center>
|<center>12 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VII</center>
|An experimenting magical girl, checks on her green haired friend and learns more about her hat.
|<center>Thread 90</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24917371/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 91]</center>
|<center>19 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster I</center>
|A Frighteningly sober magical girl decides which missions to take and receives a new office.
|<center>Thread 91</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24953554/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 92]</center>
|<center>21 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster II</center>
|An annoyed magical girl finds more trophies and reschedules an appointment.
|<center>Thread 92</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24971957/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 93]</center>
|<center>22 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster III</center>
|An overwhelmed magical girl continues her first day as Warmaster and buys a boxed lunch.
|<center>Thread 93</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24991467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 94]</center>
|<center>23 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IV</center>
|An embarrassed magical girl makes a sweet gesture and drives a girl to tears.
|<center>Thread 94</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25010670/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 95]</center>
|<center>24 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster V</center>
|A frustratingly sober magical girl has coffee and a conversation with an idol.
|<center>Thread 95</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25067720/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 96]</center>
|<center>27 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VI</center>
|A melancholic magical girl continues to struggle with her feelings, and those of a certain Idol.
|<center>Thread 96</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Takane]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25109115/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 97]</center>
|<center>29 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VII</center>
|A desperate magical girl really needs a drink, she heads to her favorite bar.
|<center>Thread 97</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25152871/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 98]</center>
|<center>31 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|An agitated magical girl delivers her gruesome package and makes a dangerous decision.
|<center>Thread 98</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25195380/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 99]</center>
|<center>2 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|A perplexed magical girl has a strange feeling of deja vu and begins an important meeting.
|<center>Thread 99</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25234611/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 100]</center>
|<center>4 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IX</center>
|A slightly paranoid magical girl attends a party to celebrate her promotion and gets her hair done.
|<center>Thread 100</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25338961/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 101]</center>
|<center>9 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster X</center>
|An indifferent magical girl, awakens with a new hair style and brings a certain eldritch horror the gift of pancakes.
|<center>Thread 101</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25374626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 102]</center>
|<center>11 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster XI</center>
|A weary magical girl suppresses various urges and get's ready for her first assignment since returning from Siberia.
|<center>Thread 102</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25467444/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 103]</center>
|<center>16 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima I</center>
|An on edge magical girl takes her hate buddy along on a mission and will never look at her in the same way again.
|<center>Thread 103</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kumatora]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25599634/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 104]</center>
|<center>23 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima II</center>
|A disgruntled magical girl is really, truly sure about giving her ticket away, and sneaks around with an unpopular girl.
|<center>Thread 104</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25618919/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 105]</center>
|<center>24 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima III</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl suffers along side her Eversor companion.
|<center>Thread 105</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Ruri]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25638718/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 106]</center>
|<center>25 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IV</center>
|A suspicious magical girl feels nostalgic as things slowly starts to turn terrible again. Just like how they used to be.
|<center>Thread 106</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25733104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 107]</center>
|<center>30 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima V</center>
|A professional magical girl secures the hotel room and confronts a few uninvited guests.
|<center>Thread 107</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25754449/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 108]</center>
|<center>1 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VI</center>
|An extremely diplomatic magical girl checks in with her boss while an idol cries in the bathroom.
|<center>Thread 108</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25771391/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 109]</center>
|<center>2 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VII</center>
|A strict but fair magical girl listens to the bodyguard's side of the story and inadvertently hurts someone's feelings... again.
|<center>Thread 109</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25831757/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 110]</center>
|<center>5 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VIII</center>
|A stoic magical girl, speaks to the bodyguard again and socializes with a very awkward girl.
|<center>Thread 110</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25868586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 111]</center>
|<center>7 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IX</center>
|A surprised magical girl learn a few new things and scouts the stadium.
|<center>Thread 111</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25907991/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 112]</center>
|<center>9 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima X</center>
|A professional magical girl finishes her phone call and gets ambushed!
|<center>Thread 112</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 113]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XI</center>
|A merciful magical girl has more dealings with Kyousuke and Iori.
|<center>Thread 113</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26025769/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 114]</center>
|<center>15 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XII</center>
|An impressed magical girl gains several cup sizes and a few inches in height.
|<center>Thread 114</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 115]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIII</center>
|An intrigued magical girl learns more about a very special weapon and talks about hair.
|<center>Thread 115</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26148953/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 116]</center>
|<center>21 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIV</center>
|A somewhat sleepy magical girl briefs Vindicare Squad Hiryu on their mission and finds herself at the center of an unexpected family reunion.
|<center>Thread 116</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Squad Hiryu]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26285463/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 117]</center>
|<center>28 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka I</center>
|A very serious magical blueberry escorts the Warmaster's Equerry, along with some less pleasant company.
|<center>Thread 117</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 118]</center>
|<center>29 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka II</center>
|An irritated magical blueberry can't stay away from the strange pink haired girl and reaches her boiling point.
|<center>Thread 118</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26388898/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 119]</center>
|<center>1 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka III</center>
|A trained magical blueberry crushes her opponent and goes for another elevator ride.
|<center>Thread 119</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Amber]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26427722/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 120]</center>
|<center>4 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka IV</center>
|A heavily armored magical blueberry tries to collar an insane plague bearer.
|<center>Thread 120</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Sabrina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26447963/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 121]</center>
|<center>5 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka V</center>
|A decaying magical blueberry is coming apart at the seams and has had enough.
|<center>Thread 121</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Sabrina]], [[Faust]], [[Malal]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26505148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 122]</center>
|<center>8 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XV</center>
|A ticked off magical girl reports her findings to her Incubator and cheers up one of her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 122</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyubey]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 123]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVI</center>
|A sarcastic magical girl finds out she has a long way to go to be on friendlier terms with her blueberry colleague.
|<center>Thread 123</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26578684/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 124]</center>
|<center>12 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVII</center>
|A sleeping magical girl has a very pleasant dream, better that any she has had in weeks!
|<center>Thread 124</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26692324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 125]</center>
|<center>18 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVIII</center>
|A well rested magical girl prepares for the concert and gets thrown off balance by Pinky.
|<center>Thread 125</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26710429/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 126]</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIX</center>
|Codename:Deepthroat is traumatized and plans are finalized.
|<center>Thread 126</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26977768/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 127]</center>
|<center>2 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert I</center>
|A thankful Magical girl continues her thrilling mission while discovering the wonderful world of fan art and encounters something unexpected blocking her path.
|<center>Thread 127</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27059829/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 128]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert II</center>
|A stoic magical girl lights one up while standing guard and sees Kyosuke in a completely new light.
|<center>Thread 128</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Mappi]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27100952/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 129]</center>
|<center>8 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert III</center>
|An appreciative magical girl finishes the conversation with her favorite golden weapon and the concert finally begins!
|<center>Thread 129</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27160052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 130]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IV</center>
|A concerned magical girl watches a young bodyguard go up in flames and plans to deal with the Yakuza and their knees.
|<center>Thread 130</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27361743/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 131]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert V</center>
|A stoic magical girl decides who to interrogate and receives a call from her boss regarding her methods.
|<center>Thread 131</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27397076/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 132]</center>
|<center>24 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VI</center>
|An increasingly angry magical girl is given an ultimatum.
|<center>Thread 132</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27447918/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 133]</center>
|<center>27 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VII</center>
|An enraged magical girl tries to keep her anger in check as she stalls for time while her opponent enjoys her own little monologue.
|<center>Thread 133</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Faust]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27480288/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 134]</center>
|<center>29 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VIII</center>
|A battle ready magical girl uses her superior strength to beat the ever living crap out of her delusional opponent.
|<center>Thread 134</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27515811/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 135]</center>
|<center>1 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IX</center>
|A surprisingly calm magical girl gets used to the feeling of having three spears stuck through her chest and gives her now airborne opponent the finger, all ten of them.
|<center>Thread 135</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kana]], [[Kizuna]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27582362/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 136]</center>
|<center>5 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert X</center>
|A lightheaded magical girl staggers away from the field and receives help from an unknown girl. Who could it be?
|<center>Thread 136</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27601345/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 137]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XI</center>
|An injured magical girl gets patched up, decides to schedule a few lessons in melee combat and receives a phone call.
|<center>Thread 137</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27701305/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 138]</center>
|<center>12 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XII</center>
|A fumbling magical girl reschedules a dinner date and talks to her 'favorite' Super-Idol.
|<center>Thread 138</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27737730/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 139]</center>
|<center>14 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIII</center>
|A slightly agitated magical girl just has to get through one last night with her principal Idol and she will be free.
|<center>Thread 139</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27966838/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 140]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIV</center>
|A sober magical girl gets up early in the morning to see her client off.
|<center>Thread 140</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27985185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 141]</center>
|<center>28 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XV</center>
|A mentally exhausted magical girl tries to do the right thing and gets a double incubator for her trouble.
|<center>Thread 141</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28034746/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 142]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka I</center>
|A sore magical girl finishes her debriefing and learns something unexpected.
|<center>Thread 142</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28050468/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 143]</center>
|<center>1 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka II</center>
|A tactful magical girl has an exchange with her last Culexus while on their way to meet a very broken girl.
|<center>Thread 143</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28082414/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 144]</center>
|<center>3 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka III</center>
|A chivalrous magical girl visits one prophet and gets a bead on another.
|<center>Thread 144</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 145]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka IV</center>
|A nervous magical girl sees flashes of pink and looks at life through a mirror.
|<center>Thread 145</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Haruka]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28192140/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 146]</center>
|<center>9 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka V</center>
|A bloody magical girl gains another enemy and reports her findings.
|<center>Thread 146</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28207906/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 147]</center>
|<center>10 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka VI</center>
|A surprisingly supportive magical girl comforts her boss and finds a goddess sleeping in her bed.
|<center>Thread 147</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28265086/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 148]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal I</center>
|A lone magical badass infiltrates deep in to a shitty, hellhole of a city to save an unlucky rookie, finding an old friend in the process.
|<center>Thread 148</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Wendy]], [[Nicole]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28318411/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 149]</center>
|<center>16 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal II</center>
|A fast going magical biker speeds off on her rescue mission and receives word of another girl in trouble.
|<center>Thread 149</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Enyo]], [[Odette]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28335824/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 150]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal III</center>
|A cautious magical biker meets the professor, reluctantly accepts the deal and receives some shocking news.
|<center>Thread 150</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Odette]], [[Fran]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28356109/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 151]</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal IV</center>
|A sneaky magical biker with awesome powers finds her girl worse off than she initially feared and the situation quickly starts going south.
|<center>Thread 151</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Ekaterina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28430432/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 152]</center>
|<center>22 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal V</center>
|A killer magical biker disposes of a few thugs and needs to decide how to get the hell out of Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 152</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Fran]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28467491/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 153]</center>
|<center>24 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VI</center>
|A plotting and wanted magical biker receives a call while making her escape.
|<center>Thread 153</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 154]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VII</center>
|A Flowery pink magical biker delivers burning death upon her monstrous assailant and ends her business in Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 154</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]], [[Homura]], [[Odette]], [[Souji]], [[Fran]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28576486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 155]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center>Date I</center>
|A troubled magical girl contemplates what she just learned and remembers her date.
|<center>Thread 155</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28595050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 156]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date II</center>
|A nervous magical girl uses paranoia to distract herself and finally makes it to her date.
|<center>Thread 156</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28692270/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 157]</center>
|<center>6 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date III</center>
|A socially awkward magical girl wants to know more about her green haired date but the plan is uncovered!
|<center>Thread 157</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28734812/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 158]</center>
|<center>8 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date IV</center>
|A trembling magical girl experiences something so soft and warm it should be illegal and receives a call.
|<center>Thread 158</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28757355/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 159]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date V</center>
|An oblivious magical girl takes her green haired lady inside to give it to her.
|<center>Thread 159</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28854341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 160]</center>
|<center>14 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VI</center>
|An achy magical girl recovers from an unusually long rest and goes looking for her missing bed warmer.
|<center>Thread 160</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28876489/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 161]</center>
|<center>15 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VII</center>
|An extremely focused magical girl is really particular about the syrup and butter on her pancakes while discussing one of her least favorite felines.
|<center>Thread 161</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28897088/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 162]</center>
|<center>16 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VIII</center>
|A calm magical girl tells green everything she knows about the Prophet and attends a memorial for a girl she barely knew.
|<center>Thread 162</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29056693/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap 2]</center>
|<center>24 December 2013</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS RECAP</center>
|A one eyed, red haired magical girl hosts a Q&A session with various cast members while she recounts what has happened since the last recap.
|<center>Recap Thread 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29127188/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 163]</center>
|<center>28 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO I</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl deals with trust issues and gets trolled by a cat in a cold room.
|<center>Thread 163</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 164]</center>
|<center>29 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO II</center>
|A sharp magical girl unlocks all the diary entries! But wait, there's more!
|<center>Thread 164</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29190493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 165]</center>
|<center>31 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO III</center>
|An angry magical girl finalizes the deal and has to decide which weapon to use for Eversor training.
|<center>Thread 165</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29230052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 166]</center>
|<center>2 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VII</center>
|A (totally not) noodly magical girl provides some entertainment for Blueberry and finds out just how badly in shape she is. "Let me axe you a question."
|<center>Thread 166</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29317541/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 167]</center>
|<center>6 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VIII</center>
|A violent magical girl agrees to 'a little fun', things escalate rapidly.
|<center>Thread 167</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29431539/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 168]</center>
|<center>11 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training IX</center>
|An out cold magical girl watches a part of her world burn and wakes up to pain, cigarettes and Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 168</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29484858/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 169]</center>
|<center>13 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training X</center>
|A battered but healing magical girl finds a bit of common ground between her and Blueberry. She also learns something more sinister?
|<center>Thread 169</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29576190/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 170]</center>
|<center>17 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XI</center>
|"Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse."
|<center>Thread 170</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29625354/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 171]</center>
|<center>19 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XII</center>
|An informed magical girl tells her three new acquaintances about the current world.
|<center>Thread 171</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29650485/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 172]</center>
|<center>20 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo I</center>
|A watch wearing dild- magical girl spends her time running her officio like a true warmaster.
|<center>Thread 172</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Honoka]], [[Setsuna]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29724134/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 173]</center>
|<center>23 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo II</center>
|A decisive magical girl voices her opinion about her best friend leaving to join the Posh Templars.
|<center>Thread 173</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29796676/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 174]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab I</center>
|An eager Magical Girl reads the mission dossier and gets her Shield working again. Somewhat.
|<center>Thread 174</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29823598/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 175]</center>
|<center>27 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab II</center>
|An elucidated magical girl shoves her best friend out the back of an airplane.
|<center>Thread 175</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29918976/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 176]</center>
|<center>31 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab III</center>
|A frantic and angry magical blueberry watches her girlfriend and warmaster get taken, goes sneaking and breaks stuff.
|<center>Thread 176</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Zero]], [[Pawn]], [[Revy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367 Magical Girl Noir Quest 177]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IV</center>
|A faithful magical blueberry dodges a dirty situation and finds out where her objective is, among other things...
|<center>Thread 177</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30273938 Magical Girl Noir Quest 178]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab V</center>
|A maimed magical girl has a short conversation with her interrogator and resolves to beat her to death with her own arms, Professionally.
|<center>Thread 178</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30388422 Magical Girl Noir Quest 179]</center>
|<center>21 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VI</center>
|A nearly untied magical girl tries (and fails) to dissuade an idiot from making terrible life choices and springs in to action.
|<center>Thread 179</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30430809 Magical Girl Noir Quest 180]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VII</center>
|A free magical girl shows her former captor the error of her ways and extends a helping hand to her Fiery comrade.
|<center>Thread 180</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30564306 Magical Girl Noir Quest 181]</center>
|<center>2 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VIII</center>
|A confident magical blueberry teaches an angry robot the rules of nature and calls for reinforcements.
|<center>Thread 181</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30606927 Magical Girl Noir Quest 182]</center>
|<center>3 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IX</center>
|A curious magical blueberry talks to a hallucination, sends her robot off with a gift and breathes a sigh of relief.
|<center>Thread 182</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30689095 Magical Girl Noir Quest 183]</center>
|<center>7 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab X</center>
|A somewhat relaxed magical pilot listens to Blueberry's complaints and asks for advice.
|<center>Thread 183</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30730241 Magical Girl Noir Quest 184]</center>
|<center>9 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XI</center>
|A curious magical girl learns about forbidden love times three and finds out what is in the mystery box.
|<center>Thread 184</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30753469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 185]</center>
|<center>10 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XII</center>
|A shocked magical girl finds out more about the core and about what happened in a different timeline.
|<center>Thread 185</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30848483 Magical Girl Noir Quest 186]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo III</center>
|A pissed off magical girl hates it when her incubator makes sense and has a fit of extreme jealousy.
|<center>Thread 186</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30869118 Magical Girl Noir Quest 187]</center>
|<center>16 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IV</center>
|A much more at ease magical girl decides how to handle the prisoners and talks to her axe about the world's favorite magical girl.
|<center>Thread 187</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30889707 Magical Girl Noir Quest 188]</center>
|<center>17 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo V</center>
|An irritated magical girl checks up on her favorite fist and steps in to a complete bitch's magical realm.
|<center>Thread 188</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Yuu]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30992964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 189]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VI</center>
|A fed up magical girl plans to end the blood vendetta and reaches an agreement with the bitch blade.
|<center>Thread 189</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31014638 Magical Girl Noir Quest 190]</center>
|<center>23 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VII</center>
|A livid magical girl has had it with these cryptic messages and decides to enjoy a nice relaxing shower.
|<center>Thread 190</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31135554 Magical Girl Noir Quest 191]</center>
|<center>29 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VIII</center>
|An uncomfortable magical girl makes her way towards the certification ceremony.
|<center>Thread 191</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Dildoes]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31178338 Magical Girl Noir Quest 192]</center>
|<center>31 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IX</center>
|A fairly competent magical girl continues her work as warmaster and has more social interaction with blueberry.
|<center>Thread 192</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31295879 Magical Girl Noir Quest 193]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo X</center>
|An emotional magical girl does not remember the girls who gave their lives to save hers and delivers a short speech.
|<center>Thread 193</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31426129 Magical Girl Noir Quest 194]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XI</center>
|A spiteful magical girl turns a cat's head into mush and gets into other people's beeswax.
|<center>Thread 194</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31446138 Magical Girl Noir Quest 195]</center>
|<center>13 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XII</center>
|An unsatisfied magical girl looks down upon the filthy peasant cat and realizes something.
|<center>Thread 195</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31536124 Magical Girl Noir Quest 196]</center>
|<center>17 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIII</center>
|An extremely paranoid magical girl forces herself to calm down long enough to deal with the situation.
|<center>Thread 196</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31556336 Magical Girl Noir Quest 197]</center>
|<center>18 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIV</center>
|A talkative magical girl watches green eat her greens and is escorted to bed.
|<center>Thread 197</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31752994 Magical Girl Noir Quest 198]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht I</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears counts down to the end of the world.
|<center>Thread 198</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31777543 Magical Girl Noir Quest 199]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht II</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears sets about the tasks given to her by her rank leader.
|<center>Thread 199</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31800325 Magical Girl Noir Quest 200]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht III</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears tries to process everything she has just learned and makes a decision...
|<center>Thread 200</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31821394 Magical Girl Noir Quest 201]</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IV</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears lives with the consequences of her choices...
|<center>Thread 201</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31843876 Magical Girl Noir Quest 202]</center>
|<center>1 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht V</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears looks for comfort in the arms of a traitor.
|<center>Thread 202</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Haruka]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31931297 Magical Girl Noir Quest 203]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears receives new orders and...
|<center>Thread 203</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31973281 Magical Girl Noir Quest 204]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears confesses for the third time that day.
|<center>Thread 204</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32059165 Magical Girl Noir Quest 205]</center>
|<center>11 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VIII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears arms herself and finally sets off towards certain death.
|<center>Thread 205</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32079236 Magical Girl Noir Quest 206]</center>
|<center>12 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IX</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears loses precious time and finds herself stranded in a bloody nightmare.
|<center>Thread 206</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32218269 Magical Girl Noir Quest 207]</center>
|<center>19 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht X</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears chooses a group, deals with a princess and makes a promise.
|<center>Thread 207</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]], [[Mordred]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32349227 Magical Girl Noir Quest 208]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht XI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears awakens once to find her mentor flashing the universe and a second time to face the grim reality.
|<center>Thread 208</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32502148 Magical Girl Noir Quest 209]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church I</center>
|An unreasonably happy magical girl expects the universe to take everything away from her soon.
|<center>Thread 209</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32525548 Magical Girl Noir Quest 210]</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church II</center>
|A very tired and shaken magical girl shifts in to high gear in a race against time to attend a crash course in melee combat.
|<center>Thread 210</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]r, [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32652222 Magical Girl Noir Quest 211]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church III</center>
|A responsible magical girl tries to say goodbye to her healthy green lover and meets up with a very agitated blueberry.
|<center>Thread 211</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32775053 Magical Girl Noir Quest 212]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl finishes her business with Blueberry and meets up with Mami and the representatives of the sect.
|<center>Thread 212</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32819697 Magical Girl Noir Quest 213]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church V</center>
|A pained magical girl faces a very real 'ghost' from her past and discusses the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 213</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32895699 Magical Girl Noir Quest 214]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VI</center>
|A scheming magical girl continues to exchange information with the sect and temporarily changes scenery.
|<center>Thread 214</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32917770 Magical Girl Noir Quest 215]</center>
|<center>21 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VII</center>
|An all time crazy magical girl explains her plan and talks about love.
|<center>Thread 215</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33040710 Magical Girl Noir Quest 216]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VIII</center>
|An understanding magical girl does not like being deceived but realizes her companions could have chosen a much easier and quicker solution. Some stuff happens...
|<center>Thread 216</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]], [[Omegon]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33182127 Magical Girl Noir Quest 217]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church IX</center>
|A somewhat regretful magical girl needs to make haste to save her littlest sister.
|<center>Thread 217</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33204505 Magical Girl Noir Quest 218]</center>
|<center>5 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church X</center>
|An unprepared magical girl witnesses some drastic redecoration and presses onward!
|<center>Thread 218</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33332251/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 219]</center>
|<center>11 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church XI</center>
|A worried magical girl rains blueberries and death upon her enemies.
|<center>Thread 219</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33489493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 220]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification I</center>
|An excited magical girl watches over her little sister, and fulfills her watch-wearing dildo duties.
|<center>Thread 220</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33512323/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 221]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification II</center>
|A cruel and unusual magical girl discusses rule breaking and punishment with her one-eyed drill sergeant.
|<center>Thread 221</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33646939/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 222]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification III</center>
|A silent magical girl has heard enough and starts dealing with Heartcatch Squad.
|<center>Thread 222</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33671926/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 223]</center>
|<center>26 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IV</center>
|A sisterly magical girl breaks the news to her little arms dealer, escorts her to the iron giant and makes another promise.
|<center>Thread 223</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33816105/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 224]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification V</center>
|A busy magical girl mediates between two weapon enthusiasts, heads back to slay the paperwork monster and more...
|<center>Thread 224</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33981759/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 225]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VI</center>
|An unsuspecting magical girl cooperates closely with the church and has questions.
|<center>Thread 225</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34006797 Magical Girl Noir Quest 226]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VII</center>
|A social magical girl takes a well deserved break together with her Equerry.
|<center>Thread 226</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34154724 Magical Girl Noir Quest 227]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VIII</center>
|A well fed magical girl enjoys a noisy lunch with her best friend and her best Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 227</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34180469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 228]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IX</center>
|A socially stunted magical girl asks about relationships, very intimate relationships.
|<center>Thread 228</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34317475 Magical Girl Noir Quest 229]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification X</center>
|A fully ratified magical Warmaster suffers through part of the celebration and inspects her shield...
|<center>Thread 229</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]] [[Midori]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34340893 Magical Girl Noir Quest 230]</center>
|<center>23 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XI</center>
|A stressed magical girl suffers some more and returns to the party. Time for a show!
|<center>Thread 230</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]], [[Takane]], [[Rea]], [[Vintage]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34645041 Magical Girl Noir Quest 231]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XII</center>
|A less nervous magical girl plays along with the former Warmaster and expresses her undying love of paperwork.
|<center>Thread 231</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34809789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 232]</center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XIII</center>
|An angry looking magical girl tells her lover to get good and attends a super secret meeting.
|<center>Thread 232</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35148894 Magical Girl Noir Quest 233]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations I</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl reviews what she learned the previous night.
|<center>Thread 233</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35170783 Magical Girl Noir Quest 234]</center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to hear what the prisoner has to say and receives a very polite letter.
|<center>Thread 234</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35299452 Magical Girl Noir Quest 235]</center>
|<center>4 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations III</center>
|A careful magical girl interrogates a prisoner.
|<center>Thread 235</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35425406 Magical Girl Noir Quest 236]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl has had it with the demands and honor, so she chooses her own method.
|<center>Thread 236</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35583032 Magical Girl Noir Quest 237]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations V</center>
|A singed magical girl finally has a lead to the location of the prophet! Now she just needs that lead to wake up...
|<center>Thread 237</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35625963 Magical Girl Noir Quest 238]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VI</center>
|A benevolent magical girl finds out what the young Culexus did to her. All of it.
|<center>Thread 238</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35747172 Magical Girl Noir Quest 239]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VII</center>
|A sore magical girl confers with the three Stooges about the upcoming mission and decides who to bring...
|<center>Thread 239</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35870773 Magical Girl Noir Quest 240]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VIII</center>
|A funny magical girl tries to soothe worries with jokes, but it does not go as planned.
|<center>Thread 240</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35891463 Magical Girl Noir Quest 241]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IX</center>
|A socially skilled magical girl does not ask her visitor why she is a robot and deals with inter-officio relations.
|<center>Thread 241</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36035076 Magical Girl Noir Quest 242]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations X</center>
|A very trusting magical girl finds time to relax in ways she never knew, and never wants to stop.
|<center>Thread 242</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36157492 Magical Girl Noir Quest 243]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XI</center>
|An agitated magical girl takes a call from her best friend in the whole world! ...
|<center>Thread 243</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36200835 Magical Girl Noir Quest 244]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XII</center>
|A curious magical girl gets told the wonders of pregnancy and awaits the mission briefing.
|<center>Thread 244</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36303972 Magical Girl Noir Quest 245]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm I</center>
|A commanding magical girl enters the Akashic realm to finally confront the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 245</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36348277 Magical Girl Noir Quest 246]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm II</center>
|An accurate magical girl ponders the offer presented to her while her companion fights for their lives.
|<center>Thread 246</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36463019 Magical Girl Noir Quest 247]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm III</center>
|A cautious magical girl discourages golden weapon use and confronts the strange Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 247</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36719150 Magical Girl Noir Quest 248]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IV</center>
|A reluctant magical girl battles against the Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 248</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36892600 Magical Girl Noir Quest 249]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm V</center>
|A changed magical girl tries to sort through the messy mission as time ticks away for her best friend.
|<center>Thread 249</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]], [[Dildoes]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36969781 Magical Girl Noir Quest MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: The Haloing]</center>
|<center>25 December 2014</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS Recap Again</center>
|A heavenly magical redhead hosts another round of interviews and summarizes recent events.
|<center>Recap Thread 3</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Yuri Satou]], [[Yuma]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37282185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 250]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VI</center>
|A commanding magical girl slaughters her enemies and pushes her boundaries. Thread interrupted by Moon tremors.
|<center>Thread 250</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37413213 Magical Girl Noir Quest 251]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VII</center>
|A bloodthirsty magical girl works with her team to take apart the angry giant.
|<center>Thread 251</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37611246 Magical Girl Noir Quest 252]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VIII</center>
|A fidgeting magical girl negotiates with Ahriman and...
|<center>Thread 252</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37633285 Magical Girl Noir Quest 253]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IX</center>
|A fallen magical girl struggles to regain herself.
|<center>Thread 253</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37770699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 254]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm X</center>
|A transformed magical girl receives word from her Equerry and soars to new heights.
|<center>Thread 254</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37924495/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 255]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XI</center>
|A witchy magical girl fights to separate Ahriman from Oriko.
|<center>Thread 255</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37948915/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 256]</center>
|<center>9 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XII</center>
|A barely standing magical girl stares in the face of her impending demise.
|<center>Thread 256</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38148484/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 257]</center>
|<center>18 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XIII</center>
|A scantily dressed magical girl gets her Equerry back and prepares to extract.
|<center>Thread 257</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Ahriman]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38191475/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 258]</center>
|<center>20 February 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath I</center>
|A shocked magical girl deals with the aftermath of the mission.
|<center>Thread 258</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Haruka]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38557341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 259]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath II</center>
|An amnesiac magical good-for-nothing spirals into insanity and bullies some dolls.
|<center>Thread 259</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38720194 Magical Girl Noir Quest 260]</center>
|<center>15 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath III</center>
|A considerate magical girl learns something about her new companions and gets a visit from her Incubator.
|<center>Thread 260</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38765255 Magical Girl Noir Quest 261]</center>
|<center>17 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IV</center>
|A scary magical girl is debriefed and gains some trust.
|<center>Thread 261</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38825833 Magical Girl Noir Quest 262]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath V</center>
|A Perturbed magical girl stands on the verge of a crisis and receives unexpected help.
|<center>Thread 262</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38928908 Magical Girl Noir Quest 263]</center>
|<center>25 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VI</center>
|A concerned magical girl resigns herself to the silent room, tries to get a new outfit and ... Oh no.
|<center>Thread 263</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Pinky]], [[Ahriman]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39066322 Magical Girl Noir Quest 264]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VII</center>
|A careful magical girl walks a very thing line across the pink abyss.
|<center>Thread 264</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39105800 Magical Girl Noir Quest 265]</center>
|<center>3 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VIII</center>
|An out of breath magical girl did reasonably well.
|<center>Thread 265</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39127811 Magical Girl Noir Quest 266]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IX</center>
|A thirsty magical girl is visited by her Equerry and shares a drink.
|<center>Thread 266</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39137395 Magical Girl Noir Quest 267]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>10000% Canon</center>
|Risa did nothing wrong.
|<center>Thread 267</center>
||<center>[[Risa]], [[Jager]], [[Chiakipuss]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39234964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 268]</center>
|<center>9 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath X</center>
|An inebriated magical girl is reunited with her softest love in this hard world, then stuff happens.
|<center>Thread 268</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39277321 Magical Girl Noir Quest 269]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XI</center>
|A dominant magical girl wants to know about after care and can't seem to catch a break.
|<center>Thread 269</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39504163 Magical Girl Noir Quest 270]</center>
|<center>22 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XII</center>
|An angry magical girl has had enough.
|<center>Thread 270</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39688461 Magical Girl Noir Quest 271]</center>
|<center>1 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai I</center>
|A sleepless, green magical girl wake up to find strange things happening around the girl she loves.
|<center>Thread 271</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39726758 Magical Girl Noir Quest 272]</center>
|<center>3 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai II</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl Stares into the abyss...
|<center>Thread 272</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39868789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 273]</center>
|<center>10 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai III</center>
|A green haired magical girl drags her love rival off to a deserted classroom.
|<center>Thread 273</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40923444 Magical Girl Noir Quest 274]</center>
|<center>30 June 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IV</center>
|A green haired magical girl chases after a doll.
|<center>Thread 274</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
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| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2015
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41006193 Magical Girl Noir Quest 275]</center>
|<center>4 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai V</center>
|A green haired magical girl is late to class.
|<center>Thread 275</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41153668 Magical Girl Noir Quest 276]</center>
|<center>11 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VI</center>
|A green-haired magical girl conspires with a concerned instructor.
|<center>Thread 276</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Enishi]], [[Iori]]</center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41176136/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 277]</center>
|<center>12 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries her hardest to keep it together.
|<center>Thread 277</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>

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A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 34===
*Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360092]
**I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360124]

===Thread 58===
*You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182620]
**The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182776]

===Thread 62===
*The part about oriko confuses me. When she bitchslapped Chiaki and when she was mentiond in Kirikas Dossier it wasnt mentioned that she was a Meguca. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**You're right, she isn't! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*What's Madoka's power level right now? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025626]
**Nearly maximum! She's pretty powerful. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

===Thread 77===
*does kharn love souji more than she loves violence
*or betrayal
*or skulls
*ok maybe not that last part but the first two?
*This is probably important. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524011]
**Kharn loves a good fight just as much as Souji! She's a monster, but she's still a woman, so maybe a little reminding is in order! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524033]

===Thread 79b===
*Is Tiny Pete outclassed by golden weapon users? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913717]
**Tiny Pete is really strong! Even being a Golden Weapon user can't protect you from ten tons of pure awesome! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913734]

==Questions from Ask.fm==

*Does Vintage have any special powers as a result of being a Maerorus? Is the bird one of her familiars?
**Vintage's Maerorus ability is "Beasts' Lair", which allows her to summon 666 shadow-beasts (familiars) from her own shadow. The bird, Reggie, is her most powerful familiar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/128005203124]

*Why does Pinky have such a huge girlboner for Chiaki when Goddoka friendzoned Homura hard and showed no romantic interest in girls?
**Very little difference between hate and love when you start mixing insanity into it, Anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127992031412]

*What powers this timeline Homu has? So far, we have seen thatshe posses a golden shield that emits an all-consuming light, and I assume she can time-stop also. Anything new apart from that that Chiaki doesn't have?
**She can fathom the reason why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
**Even if she shouldn't be able to, because cinnamon is totally disgusting. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/128001417140]

*How well would Chiaki, Malal, Sayaka, Kyouko, and Mami get along with their mainline Madoka-verse counterparts?
**It'd be like trying to get along with your younger self, basically.
**MGNQ Mami would pull her mainline self aside and teach her the basics of Mamidom.
**Sayaka would smirk and ask her mainline self if she even trains.
**Kyoko would be sad at how much of a dick her mainline self tries to be.
**Chiaki and Homura would try to kill each other at sight. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118228275380]

*Can an Incubator cry or laugh? As in, are they physically capable of either or both?
**They can make the approximate sounds. It's usually the first sign of insanity, though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127709582516]

*How many members of the main cast can Sayaka lift?
**She can deadlift Olympia, transition neatly into a C&J, and then OHP it x100.
**In short, she can just barely lift Enishi, Midori and Wendy off the floor [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127748700084]

*Did Kharn use any specific people for the parts of the skull throne directly under her butt?
**"Nyet, has to be all skulls. Cannot call it skull throne otherwise. Vertebrae is pretty good for foot massage though!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127431951796]

*So wait, Mami was willing to do lewd things with Girl A, but she refuses to do anything when Chiaki practically throws herself over her? What's up with that?
**Carrot and stick approach, Anon!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127634682036]

*Has Mami ever considered loving S&M with Chiaki?
**She's tried with Girl A, in an attempt to see what makes her tick. Just tying her hands together made Girl A curl up and prepare for a beating. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127563164596]

*What is the proper syrup to pancake ratio? By volume if possible.
**Murderface's personal ratio: four teaspoons of syrup for every pancake. If it's stacked higher than five, make it two. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127453061044]

*Is it true that mumi can turn a hard S into a hard M?
**I'm not saying she's a bitchbreaker
**But she is a bitchbreaker [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127561576372]

*Why is the Mumi so paranoid, sempai?
**Why can't she leave the room without putting Homuhomu in wizard bondage? Because she gets off on it [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127511044276]

*Is Alice related to Annie May and Mary Sue?
**Alice is Annie May's weeaboo nickname. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127430811316]

*Also, "a cacophony of a hundred ivory rifles" - was the backstab only figurative?‎
**Mami is the most trustworthy person Chiaki will ever know. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127270195380]

*Did Yuma ever killed anyone?‎
**Cavefish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127427391156]

*Thread 64- Midori talking about prophetic dreams: "They usually turn out to be nothing, even if they seem to be realistic at first. I'd know, I kinda specialize in them a bit.". So, Midori has some dream-like abilities?
**She does, but not to the extent that Wendy is, because Wendy has been grinding that skill for a long time (i.e. sleeping) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127294593204]

*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*What are the chances of Midori and Wendy hooking up behind Chiaki's back?
**10000% [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127263934644]

*Does that mean the homu in the current timeline doesn't have any flashbacks like malal? or is she doing her own stuff to save the world?
**She has her own flashbacks, and she has her own agenda. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127262365620]

*So, Chiaki is a Homura from the Akashic Realm. But then where Malal found that clone?‎
**In the Akashic Realm, roaming the plains like a dark spirit in need of someone to stab in the back! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127256987572]

*Malal put Chiaki in Charlotte barrier, ok. But why had Chiaki her chest open when Mami found her? ("there's a ragged hole in the center of her chest"). Also, why did Chiaki had long hair? ("Her hair, black and impossibly long, obscures her face"). Did she came from Akashic Realm with that hair?
**Because Pinky found her as soon as Charlotte entered the timeline, anon!
**Also, yes, she came with the long hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127260940468]

*Did Nero or Kharn ever meet the First Warmaster? Is Nero secretly plotting to trick her into attending one of her orgies?
**Yes, they did meet her, but she's always been too busy to really get to know them, or even spend more than five minutes in the meeting. I'd wager Nero is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201604532]

*Who is the lewdest MGNQ that is in denial about their lewdness?
**The First Warmaster [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201086388]

*Who is the Edgiest MGNQ? Chiaki.
**It's her charm point! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127197074100]

*Which 2 girls would pilot Gurren Lagann?
**Yuma and Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126873105588]

*Which 2 MGNQ girls would Pilot the Gunbuster?
**Chiaki and Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126858334900]

*Does Chiaki have a Louisville Slugger?
**She's the MC of ten thousand timelines! What do you think??? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126830564020]

*Who has the bigger bust? Kharn or Mami?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126752103604]

*On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being talc and 10 being diamond, how hard is Sayaka's butt, in both the literal and metaphorical senses?
**I wouldn't say they're hard, they're just pleasantly firm and sculpted. They're not all that big though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126731357620]

*Is this timeline's Homura Akemi contracted yet?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126664971444]

*How many of your characters have tattoos?
**The Karasawa sisters, save for Noriko, have huge Yakuza dragon tattoos on their back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126698288820]

*The cake is very smoky. Is the cake Chiaki?
**"...No. Fuck off with your cake bullshit. Where's my pancakes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126680160948]

*Is Kyouko's pocky actually coated in LSD?
**No, she just likes sweet things, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126675842996]

*What is Chiaki's magical realm like?
**A land of pancakes and whisky and butts as soft as pancakes she rest her head on and sleep. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126603819956]

*Are your girls more luxurious bath girls? Or utilitarian showers?
**Mami and Nero takes long baths with the rose petals and suds in them.
**Sayaka and Kyoko take showers, but the former isn't averse to a long hot soak herself.
**Chiaki gets the HOSE [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126484750772]

*What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
**Genetic cloning, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361667252]

*Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
**Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361139892]

*Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
**It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126342265268]

*So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
**Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126328446132]

*Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
**She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126327310772]

*Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?
**Sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126307631796]

*How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
**Quite a small fortune! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126302454964]

*Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
**That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126163024820]

*You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
**On the battlefield. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126061221300]

*Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?
**She did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125953380532]

*"If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
**I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125929033396]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What does Kyouko think of Amber?
**Suspicious! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125677398708]

*How does Mami train?
**Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801183924]

*How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
**There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240717748]

*>There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
** Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126252339892]

*>Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
**No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126264731316]

*How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
**Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234386868]

*>Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
**Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126235322036]

*Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
**She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126217736884]

*How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
**Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234461108]

*A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
**"She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
**"It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125443207604]

*Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
**Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125050017204]

*Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
**In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125332675252]

*Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
**Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125187529652]

*At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
**At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125143435188]

*Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
**Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125138642612]

*Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
**Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125031313076]

*Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
**She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125029706932]

*What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
**Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125015322804]

*What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
**Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125022092212]

*Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
**I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124967024820]

*Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
**Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124899125940]

*Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?
**"...Mami." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124720676788]

*Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
**Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124789813172]

*Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
**I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124758149044]

*First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
**First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124756677812]

*What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
**Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124619926196]

*Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
**She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124616764596]

*I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
**Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124572130996]

*What is Souji and Misaka's last name?
**Rokossovsky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124549040564]

*So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
**Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124557969588]

*Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
**Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124490043316]

*Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
**As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124474832820]

*Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124351603636]

*How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
**Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124307412148]

*Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
**Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124310700724]

*We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
**Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124032087220]

*Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
**Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240736180]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
**Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124030640308]

*What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
**Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
**Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
**Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121873320884]

*Why do Incubators love money so much?
**If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122119414196]

*Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
**If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123648308404]

*People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123424891828]

*What are your characters' theme songs?
**Kyoko = Hatredkopter
**Chiaki = Blood Ocean
**Sayaka = Murmaider
**Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
**Iori = Symmetry
**Mami = Fansong
**Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
**Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
**Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123341301172]

*Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
**According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123026895028]

*How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
**Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122758588084]

*Does Rea have any family?
**Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122978258868]

*Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
**Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122718684084]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*"Barbara Falk, augmented meguca of the IV Officio, answering to the Warsmith" http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barban_Falk icwatudidthar
**That is all TwiceBorn! Please give him the credit, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122338896820]

*Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
**"No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120942436788]

*Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
**The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121601437876]

*Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
**It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122117921716]

*Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
**"HAHAHAHAHA!"
**"Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
**"You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
**"Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
**"ETERNITY AWAITS!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121905482676]

*How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
**Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121871434676]

*Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
**An inordinate amount of grenades [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121706631348]

*Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
**"Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121492226740]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
**Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121391025588]

*Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
**The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344726708]

*Why is Enishi so fat?
*Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121338216628]

*Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
**She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121048281780]

*Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
**She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121084754612]

*If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
**"Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120980483764]

*Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
**"Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120814307252]

*Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
**Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
**Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
**Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
**Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
**Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
**And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120924107956]

*How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
*Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120816322484]

*Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
**Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120807458996]

*Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎
**Both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120753315508]

*What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
**Kharn: The Betrayer,
**Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
**Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
**Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
**Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120551791028]

*Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
**Sayaka secretly does.
**Kyoko makes heroic poses.
**Kharn does it every chance she can.
**Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120532309172]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Has Pinky ever shipped anyone (besides herself x homura)?
**The Blessed Lady loves everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119805562036

*What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
**As a respectable journalist. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120454384564]

*Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
**Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120317164212]

*How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
**With Halloween sex in costumes
**I don't have to draw a picture do I [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120268802996]

*What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
**Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120195737268]

*How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
**Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119919881396]

*So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎
**The First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118983758772]

*+ HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +
**All the points! All the points.
**(No, even if she's a broken psychopath Murderface kind of understands Yuma now.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119856924084

*How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
**Enough times for them to fall in love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119868308916]

*Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
**"Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
**"...Well, what about the skull designs--"
**"I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119900208820]

*Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
**Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [http://ask.fm/Deculture]

*Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
**Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119830955188]

*Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
**I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119639080372]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
**Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
**Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
**Sayaka: Cute underwear.
**Kyoko: Food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119223983796]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
**They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396267444]

*Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
**No, but he can dubstep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396260020]

*Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
**She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396210612]

*In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
**Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119373504180]

*Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
**Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119188718772]

*Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
**They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349897652]

*I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
**He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349882548]

*Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
**He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119353303476]

*Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
**I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119099984820]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
**Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
**Sayaka: "Discipline."
**Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
**Mami: "Obedience."
**Malal: "Common sense."
**Chiaki: "Ammunition." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119145784756]

*How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
**It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845743028]

*We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
**I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119090150580]

*One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
**The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
**Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119064796596]

*What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
**Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
**Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119055049140]

*What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
**She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118864268724]

*Tell us more about Kumachan!
**She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845662900]

*Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
**Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
**Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
**Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
**Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118837537716]

*What sort of figures do your characters have?
**I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
**Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
**Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
**Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
**Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
**Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118796554164]

*What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
**Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
**Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
**Chiaki would be dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118785411764]

*Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
**Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118739846324]

*Who can out-eat Kyoko?
**No one. Not even Gavrill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118731980980]

*Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
**Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118532729780]

*Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
**Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118482462388]

*Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?
**Tenth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118383680180]

*Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
**Because she's a Culexus???? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118373046452]

*Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
**Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118267801780]

*What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
**[Pre-Fight]
**Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
**Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
**Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
**Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
**Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
**Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
**Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
**Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
**Malal: ...Mission Start.
**Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118235444660]

*Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
**Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118210581428]

*Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
**She's a very multi-faceted idol [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118227301556]

*What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
**Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
**Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118187215540]

*Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
**The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118177475764]

*Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
**Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
**Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118140252340]

*A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118095487156]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
**It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118082887604]

*What class was Ahriman?
**Vindicare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118090548148]

*What are your characters' biggest flaws?
**Chiaki cares too much.
**Kharn cares too little.
**Pinky is insane in the membrane.
**Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118000672692]

*Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
**"There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117451932340]

*Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
**Yes, but they get hunted down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116746708404]

*Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?
**Nero. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118002281396]

*Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
**Kharn: Lust
**Sayaka: Wrath
**Kyoko: Gluttony
**Mami: Envy
**Midori: Greed
**Chiaki: Pride
**Kumatora: Sloth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118067887284]

*When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
**Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943390900]

*If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
**Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117578547892]

*How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
**Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820655028]

*Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
**He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117925660340]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
**The spicier the better for her, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117821856948]

*Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?
**Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778516404]

*Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
**It's mostly just megucas. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117825143476]

*What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
**She starts with their hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117678521780]

*What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
**Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
**Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820797108]

*What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
**1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
**2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
**3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
**4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
**5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117640035764]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?
**Yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117550089140]

*How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
**"...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
**"At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
**"Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
**"How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117554886068]

*Describe a day with Sayaka.
**"Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
**"On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
**"Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
**"Thanks, I'll get right on it."
**"Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
**"Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
**"Training again? What muscle group?"
**"Everything."
**"...Hey, I need--"
**"FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117546069172]

*Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
**"Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
**"Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
**"Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
**"...And?"
**"Pardon?"
**"...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
**"What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
**"..."
**"If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117544764084]

*Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
**I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117476705716]

*Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
**That's a waste of cheese! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117521785524]

*which meguca gives the BEST massage?
**All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117433211572]

*which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
**Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117347026868]

*We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
**Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117339284404]

*Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
*8"What do YOU think?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117346433716]

*did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
**"Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117343972020]

*Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
**"...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117345626036]

*How do your characters react to being tied up?
**Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117725463476]

*Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
**She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695289268]

*Which meguca has the lewdest costume?
**Mordred [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117304176052]

*Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
**Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
**Enishi likes DICKS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117267158708]

*>Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
**She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117268080820]

*What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
**Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
**Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116843401396]

*How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
**They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117249752500]

*Most annoying magical girl?
**I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117104156852]

*which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
**Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117246838708]

*a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
**Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
**Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
**Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117209271988]

*You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
**If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
**Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117167429556]

*are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
**Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117156563380]

*Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
**Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
**Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100124084]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
**I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
**Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
**[Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
**[Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
**[Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
**[Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117154253748]

*Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
**"W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117032977844]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
**To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059607476]

*So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
**They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117142242740]

*is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117101299380]

*Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
**Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117103601844]

*What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
**That's a spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059767988]

*Is Midori a scrub that draws Murder Mayumi without proper trigger discipline? If so, how much does this bother Chiaki?
**Loving someone means forgiving their tiny faults and then saving them up for embarassing stories to tell your kids someday [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117016267188]

*has a cat tried to scratch kharn or chiaki's laser dot pupils yet?
**All cats shriek and claw in Kharn's presence, so maybe. Chiaki, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013458612]

*no but seriously how good is chiaki's eyesight w/o glasses?
**I would say that it's actually pretty good for a Vindicare? Just a bit of shortsightedness. She wears the glasses more because it helps her mood and focus, and it's from Mami. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013353396]

*Do Kyoukos set potential mates on fire as part of an ancient mating ritual?
**Possibly! But they probably just like how the victim panics and flails around like a headless chicken. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990826932]

*When will Kyoko set Sayaka on fire?
**Probably never! That's only for best friends, bros, and people she doesn't like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990779060]

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the best at basketball?
**Dildoes. She can dunk over anyone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116986494900]

*Has Kharn ever taught Girl A cool dance moves?
**The garotte dance, where you sneak up on someone, garotte them and then dance a violent jig so you break your victim's neck as they're being choked out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116981222068]

*Has Kharn ever thought Murderface/Girl A some cool moves?
**Plenty! Kharn's taught her a lot of dirty tricks, including using her Shield as a weapon. You can also blame the kneecap thing on Kharn for encouraging it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969710260]

*In the MGNQ cast who understands what Love really means?
**Homusatan. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969651892]

*Has any of the main cast earned a college degree or earned certifications or the like?
**I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree, and Mami already has a few in Business Administration and Management. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116867190708]

*"I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree" <-- ... Is Kyouko really that much of an animal?
**No, Sayaka just wants a fallback in case she decides to give up the trade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969616308]

*Has Malal ever snap at Girl A for being all the things happening her fault, even for a brief second?
**Yes. But she never does it to her face - she just mutes her helmet, goes into a corner and screams. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969305268]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*Question for Miss Tomoe! what else did Girl A like to eat aside from pancakes?
**"Mm, well, I tried to get her to eat something a bit more nourishing, but it's always been pancakes...ah, I believe she also developed a taste for western food after we took her to Santa Destroy, to meet the Eighth? Hotdogs and hamburgers seemed to agree with her." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116966161332]

*Why doesnt Misaka like Kharn that much, anyway? Bad first impressions, maybe?‎
**It's just a younger sister being jealous that her older brother is being stolen. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116936738228]

*Does Kharn always embarass Souji in front of the troops? Does he get his revenge now that shes feeling worse these days?‎
**Hahaha, well, he tries to, but he knows her revenge will be that much worse if he does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924462772]

*What happens when two incubators really love each other?
**They trade stocks and bonds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924725428]

*How many variations of Homura have their been? There's Braids, Dildos, and Chiaki (her and Murderface are one and the same), but has she gone by any other names?
**Too many to mention here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116922097076]

*How would MGNQ!Sayaka & Kyouko fare against Rebellion!Sayaka & Kyouko? Assume both have their trump cards unknown (Cheesecake & Octavia) before going into the fight.
**I think it'd be a tie, but I'd give it to the MGNQ versions by only a small margin, considering that both Kyoko and Sayaka have been trained to be disciplined killers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116919932084]

*Which megucas haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889009332]

*What about girls from the other Officios?
**Well, back at the other timelines, there wasn't really an Officio system to begin with, so Homura only interacted closely with the original four. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116890184116]

*Who haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Kamijou, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888869812]

*If he's the only one, does that mean at one point one of them fell for Hitomi?
**Nah, I wouldn't say so. They know about how Green Hair is the Danger. Unlike Chiaki, they're taking that to heart! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889306036]

*Did any of the Homus ever get with best girl (aka: Madoka's mom)?
**I...no, I don't think I see that happening. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889035444]

*Are you sure? Are you really sure she's the only one?
**I did say one of the most lucid ones! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888701364]

*Is there any meguca Homura didn't fall in love with at some point?
**Mami, probably. They almost always seem to clash beliefs and methods. MGNQ would be the first time a Homura and a Mami is getting along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888288948]

*Is there a Homura that fell in love with Kyoko?
**I'd say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876421044]

*Braids fell in love with Sayaka, but how Dildos? Has she ever had a romantic relationship with anybody?
**No, Dildos just wanted to save Madoka. She was one of the most lucid Homuras, who killed everything and everyone in her path to save Madoka, including the Kaname family.
**Probably the loneliest and the craziest too, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876491188]

*Which meguca is the most ticklish? Sayaka.
**But she isn't a laugher, she's a hitter. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116887291572]

*Hey Chiaki, you're grocery shopping with Midori and while heading out, you noticed she bought a large dog collar. And you own no dog. What's your reaction?
**"...I'd tell her that if she wants a huge, hairy dog, she should tell me directly instead of making oblique hints like that. And it's not allowed inside the apartment." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116866956212]

*Does Sayaka's parents know about Kyouko? Do they approve?
** They probably don't, but Sayaka doesn't really connect with them now that she's a self-made woman. She does send money home quite a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116858764212]

*Does Braids still have her scar from the heart procedure?Does all of Homura in MGNQ have it?
**She still has it, yes. A lot of them do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116859353524]

*besides her official title of warmaster can you list the other unofficial titles of chiaki?
**does she also retain her titles back when her name was murderface? Ol' Noodles, The Noodly One Reborn, The Butcher, The Quiet One, The Creepy One, The One Who Does Not Bathe, Noodle Bitch, Smokestacks, Whisky Breath, Exhaust Breath, Marlboros, Kong [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116675592116]

*You said somebody beat Kharn once, and Kharn took it poorly. What happened to that person? Were they strung up by their guts or something?
**No, they're still in the Sixth, being loud and annoying as always. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763638964]

*So... Gavrill is part of the Sixth now? It's Gavrill, right? Please tell me it's Gavrill and not the other loud girl.
**Well, Gavrill did a whole lot of beating Kharn up back when she was still a wee little Maerorus, and I daresay that helped Kharn become the hardcore Eversor she was at her prime. Heather Crunch beat her during a warm-up fight after Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116812902580]

*When you say warm up fight, are you saying that neither fought at full strength? At full strength, with no restrictions, who would win? Kharn or Heather?
**What I meant by that was Kharn was trying to get back up to fighting form after, well, being depressed a whole lot about what she did. What was supposed to be just a fun training session turned ugly and too far. Kharn lost miserably to Heather then, even when at her prime she could've torn her apart without so much as breaking a sweat.
**Without restrictions, it's Kharn. Kharn is the Apex Predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116821903028]

*Hey, has Chiaki ever hooked up with Kyouko in a past loop? Or only Sayaka? How messed up did it go?
**There's a good chance Chiaki did hook up with Kyouko, and it probably went well enough. It's kind of like a bromance but a lot deeper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116816434868]

*Dammnit Braids! We wanted to get Sayaka turned on, not sad! You fuck it up! You fucked it up big time! Now you'll never get laid.
**She just wanted to play the piano for a bit! Don't shout at her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116815920564]

*Are there any Vindicares that manage funnels/bits?
**Yeah, there should be! I think Rea does a fair bit of that too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116822807476]

*Question for Girl A! how much guns is too much?
**"...Never enough gun." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116719214516]

*Question for the great at beautiful Ms. Tomoe! how did you feel when girl A provided a name for herself for the first time?
**"I felt...well, happy, actually! It fits her better, and she's finally rid of that silly nickname Miss Valnikov gave her!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116632825268]

*Would Chiaki use a Bugasalt shotgun for home use?
**I looked this up and YES [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116625070772]

*Which meguca is loudest in bed?
**Odette or Wendy. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216886964]

*What the hell was so special about Ekaterina, anyway? Wasn't she just some random, no name Vindicare? Why go through all the trouble to kidnap her, of all people?‎
**There are some Magical Girls who are fated to like cakes and grow big boobs and then there are some who are fated to burn the entire galaxy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618640564]

*When do you think Homura and Madoka be on equal terms?
**When they're both trying to kill each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116514795956]

*Whats the difference between Sayaka's training style and Kirika's?‎
**Kirika's involves mainly tying up some newbie Eversors and having those she's currently training 'test' the sharpness of their weapons on them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618392500]

*who is the second meguca with the most alluring pheromone?
**I think that's the Sixth Warmaster? Basically most of the Sixth has some kind of thing like that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116573120436]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Do you think Homu would sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" in her spare time?
**Hahaha, no [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116575969204]

*Which meguca is the best hugger?
**Toss-up between Midori and Mami. I'd like to say maybe Wendy or Kharn, but you're always unsure with these two if you're gonna feel the prick of something sharp in your back. Or on your sides. Wherever.
**I think Odette's is one too, if it's a hot summer day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116567889076]

*Who is the craziest not-evil meguca? Gavrill.
**She's even crazier than Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116565635764]

*Will we ever see QB angry? As in, vocally and visibly angry and not his usual calm and collected self? Imagine his voice screaming inside your head with no way to block it!
**It takes a lot to get QB angry, but yes, it's possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116559500980]

*You said that most of the first magical girls have witched out or died, but how many of them are still alive?
**A handful! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116525808564

*Is there anybody who consistently made the Koobster mad?
**Not really? There has been a few times he got quite pissed at Jyuubey, but for Chiaki it's simply mild frustration. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560420020]

*What does Midori see in Chiaki? What does Wendy? Mami?
**She's the brooding badass archetype that's so flawed you can't help but like her a little. And she's trying her best, that's another thing.
**Although I would ask this again with Wendy, really. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116510941620]

*Even if Dildos is aloof, prideful, disdainful, & a huge bitch, wouldn't Sayaka at least be able to respect her goal oriented mentality & dedication? Given how scornfully Sayaka spoke of Kharn's tenure as Warmaster, I got the impression that she could actually get along with someone serious as Dildos
**Of course! But it's something instinctive in Sayaka too. She can respect Dildos' work ethic, but she hates the know-it-all types. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116489275060]

*Kharn, what is your favorite dish?
**"Blondes!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116214363828]

*Wendy's reaction if she meets the three stooges? Is the 4th homu still sulking behind her mirror?
**You can ask her yourself, hahaha! But I would predict a certain amount of shock and "..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116484857524]

*Arm wrestling between Midori and Chiaki, who wins?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116388673460]

*Whos the lewdest of the Three Stooges?‎
**Braids. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116482111924]

*If Dildos and Sayaka met what would happen?
**Both would be at each other's throats in minute one. At least Chiaki and Sayaka can reach and accord and becoming at least friendly with each other - Dildos is completely unapologetic about being a dildo, a Tendou Souji(Kamen Rider Kabuto) type. Aloof, prideful and disdainful - traits that Sayaka just hates a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116481372084]

*what were Girl A's redeeming traits, if any?
**She liked killing people. A lot. And also blowing up stuff - Kharn could point at any structure she wants to, Girl A would simply smile and then 'flicker' slightly, and then that structure would blow up in an oversized explosion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116479482548]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*Which character(s) knows and can sing the entirety of "The Bad Touch"?
**Not speaking for the rest, but Kyoko and Kharn, most probably. Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116367457716]

*which meguca is the second most flammable?
**Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116469858228]

*Who is/was the strongest Eversor in the world in terms of pure lifting strength?
**Petra, current Warmaster of the Fourth. She can bench-press the world. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116468644020]

*What scares your characters?
**Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116235893172]

*If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?
**"It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387562932]

*Who introduced being a drunkee to Chiaki?
**Malal and Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116426006708]

*Is there a Warmaster that enjoys being a watch wearing dildo?
**The Sixth Warmaster is pretty good at it, but she's already a housewife. You can argue that Mami was nearly one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387603124]

*If MGNQ were a cop dramedy, would Kyoko work with a K-9 Unit?
**Definitely. She'd have a huge menacing Ovcharka with great shaggy fur that is just a big sweetie and loves to cuddle until she tells it to kill, in which case it would eat faces off. Its name would be, always, 'Spike'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116339582900]

*Are there any living Meguca whose relationship with Mami is hostile/distrust? What about in the First ?
**I wouldn't say so. Mami generally tries to be sociable and dependable to those she comes into contact with. Like I keep saying, the Mami that we see with Chiaki is not the Mami we see with other Officios. She becomes warm and doting and intimate to those who direly needs that kind of person in their lives. If, for example, she had to deal with the Seventeenth, despite them suddenly having a distinct dislike of her (something she couldn't really figure out), she'd deal with them politely, directly, without any nonsense about tea parties or cuddling or hugs. There would be no need to, because they're fine on their own and expect efficiency instead.
**Mami is savvy enough to know which approach goes best with who. Maybe there are a few who do honestly treat her with hostility or distrust, and while she'd like to change that relationship, she's also savvy enough to take a step back and say 'Alright, if you'd rather deal with another representative of my Officio, then I'll have someone sent over'. And that would be that. She'd probably feel sad or glum about it, but in the end she just tries to be decent to everyone. Which is the point. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116343445428]

*Does Midori have the Warmaster room bugged for trigger words like "sex"?
**Maybe! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116348099508]

*Other than Mami did anyone else re-educate Girl A to being a vindicare?
**Nope, it was strictly a one-on-one affair with Mami. This made Sayaka super jelly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116309512884]

*Who are the strongest megucas that have never held warmaster or rank leader (or equivalent) positions?
**Too many to list here! Remember that being a Warmaster doesn't mean you have to be super strong, but it definitely helps. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116366065076]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*What kind of abilities does Kyoko have?
**She can summon a fuckton of spears, sectioned spears, bardiches, chainsaw spears, that kind of thing. She can even summon spears that have explosive speartips, like the Death Korps of Krieg use. Fantastic! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217552052]

*How much could Chiaki-Yuu lift at max power? Like, fully pissed off, nothing to lose kind of deal? Or do the bangles not increase her actual physical strength that much?‎
**Fully charged, fully angry, Full Flesh of the Fallen Angels Yuu would be similar to Asura's The Destructor Form - and something along the lines of the moon hurtling towards her at full speed would be something she can lift and push away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116272674484]

*You mentioned Kyoko is strongly against the idea of modding herself with cybernetics. What about that seems so repellent to her? Other girls don't seem to mind as much...?‎
**She's one of the old-fashioned sort. Just like Sayaka, she doesn't want anything unnatural going on with her body, and she's become a bit partial to her eyepatch already and the wound underneath it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116286582964]

*How many times did midori read 50 shades of grey book?
**Zero times. Mami reads it though, but she can't do it without the tiniest smirk and murmuring 'casual' under her breath. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116318853556]

*How many characters are based on friends/writefags/drawfags? I count Midori, Malal, Kumatora, Souji, and a super secret one that I found recently. No need to list who they are, just how many are there?
**Quite a handful! I can't count them offhand, hahaha. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173938100]

*Is Sayaka the world's most durable Eversor?
**She's the World War Hulk of Eversors, with Wolverine healing abilities. Kyoko is the Deadpool. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116267208372]

*Could full Yandere Midori beat Wendy?
**I would dsay yes. Yandere Midori is pretty scary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116188497332]

*Could Sayaka even GET cybernetics, if she somehow wanted to? Or would the surgery, like, heal too quickly to replace the part? Or, like, what if her arm gets cut off and she looses it off a building or something, does it regrow into a second Sayaka?!‎
**She could, yes, if she wanted to. And no, that's silly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116200337844]

*If Kharn got in a bind, can she still summon Gorefather/child? Or do they only respond to Chiaki, now?‎
**If she's really in danger, maybe, but it's hard considering Chiaki's now their owner. She will be able to summon Malal (her chainsword) though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176201652]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**She's a proper girl! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217906100]

*Who is Nero and why haven't we seen more of her?
**Nero Pendragon is the Warmaster of the Fourteenth Officio and the Emperor of the Vatican. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216982196]

*How long has Kharn been pregnant, and how long until the twins are due?
**She's actually been pregnant for a while during Siberia, but it's something unconfirmed (and not something she was privy to either, with all the commotion). The twins will be due rather soon, because of, well, Kharn's body being so hyper-engineered that it doesn't take her long to actually 'show'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217666740]

*Who in the First has bowled a perfect game?
**The Warmaster of the First. She bowls like an angel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173482676]

*How did Kharn get so lewd? She seemed like such a nice girl.
**"We must put togethers the Ekaterina," Malal say.
**"Yes okay" Replied the Culexus of the Ninth.
**"Here we go into her mind to reassemble her broken psyche" Malal say as she dives into Ekaterina brain to puzzle her together along with the Culexus whose souls form union to help fun times along.
**"Alright she is put together" Malal say smiling happy.
**But then!!!!!
**"RAAAAR I NEED BLONES AND MAKING SEX! MY ID HAS BEEN LET LOOSE BECAUSE MALAL HAD SACRIFICED MY EGO AND SUPEREGO"
**And then the blondes cry cry cry
**"THE MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! WHAT HUBRIS IT WAS TO UNSEAL HER ID!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217361588]

*Let's say for some reason Heartcatch Squad's punishment got left up to Sayaka, and Erika started mouthing off to Sayaka the way she did to Chiaki. What would Sayaka have done?
**A public beating. A horrific beating. Sayaka is all about justice and doing what's right, but she also has a very mean temper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173958068]

*Why was Kharn so gloomy after Malal's death? Did something else happen to her?
**Because she murdered her best friend, basically! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217648820]

*Any type moons besides Arcureid in MGNQ? Who are they?
**There are quite a few! Some of the notable ones are Luvia, Ryogi, Kohaku, Hisui, TYPE-MARS... [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217567668]

*What if Sayaka wanted Kyoko to get a robot eye?
**Impossible. Sayaka is really private and she doesn't want any possibility of videos or photos of them being intimate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116193018292]

*Would Amber videotape Sayaka and Kyoko going at it?
**No, but she'd videotape herself and Sayaka going at it hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216912564]

*Has Kyoko ever given any thought to getting a robot eye from the 2nd? Or does she like that swagtacular tsuba-eyepatch too much?
**Kyoko shudders at the thought of replacing anything of her with robot stuff, so no. She thinks it's cool, but she's perfectly okay with the eyepatch. (And yes she wants it for the #swag) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116181308340]

*Does Kyoko know that she could get a robot eye that would let her see through Sayaka's clothes?
**Not even then! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116191162036]

*Are there any megucas who have the same rock star level of fame as Kharn?
**Unfortunately no! There's a lot of popular and legendary Magical Girls, but Kharn is singular in all respects. When she got exiled, that reputation became even more legendary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116189000372]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*"Midori (is most Yandere)" Shit. How incredibly fucked are we?
**No, no, she has most yandere potential. Just make sure she doesn't get ignored too much and you'll be fine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172820404]

*Which meguca is the most Yandere? Or at least has the most Yandere potential? Once again, Pinky doesn't count.
**Midori. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116164443572]

*Sayaka, what is your DAILY DIET FOR MAINTAINING YOUR RADICAL EVERSOR STRENGTH?
**Boiled chicken meat, brown rice, eating clean, lifting hard, training harder. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172848308]

*Did Cavefish ever lift?
**She did lift a lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172883124]

*Which meguca would be most exhausting to hang out with?
**The Spymaster, because you'll be taken to every shop in Harajuku and made to carry all her shopping. At least Wendy or Chiaki just buys stuff they like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116123948980]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Which megucas are tsundere?
**Sayaka and I guess Wendy's giving Chiaki some Vitamin T too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116171371700]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*If Chiaki is MGNQ's Max Payne, who is our Vladimir Lem? Who counts Chiaki as the dearest of all their friends?
**Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116139106996]

*Wasn't Enishi based on Kaguya, appearance-wise?
**Oh, I suppose so, hahaha! Thank you for reminding me! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136272308]

*How many characters are original? Like OC do not steal? People with only different personalities don't count.
**Around a handful, I think! Some of them I can't reveal yet. The Karasawa sisters (with the exception of Noriko) are original. Kumatora is sorta original. Rea is, too! I'm sure there are more, I just don't know them off hand! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131144628]

*Has Sayaka ever visited the Second? If so, for how long?
**She hasn't actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116167169204]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Who would win in a fight: Sayaka or Kharn?
**Kharn. She's the apex predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116126388148]

*Hey Chiaki! As far as pancakes go, are you only into buttermilk & whiskey infused or are there other gimmick pancakes worth your while? (Chocolate Chip, Oats and Nuts mixed in, Anything that involves fruit etc)
**"...Why would you fuck with the texture of pancakes like that?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116066403252]

*What happened to Chiaki's parents?
**She doesn't remember. Most likely dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116046609588]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*All of your girls are forced into a fight to the death. If nobody holds back, who would win?
**The Transcendent One, because she has the least left to lose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116100065972]

*Can Pinky get high? I need to know, for uh...science. Yeah, science.‎
**She can get high! On love and life! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116120284084]

*which meguca costs the least love maintenance?
**Kyoko. She can be alone for quite a while, she's just spoiled by Sayaka. Most of the Black Templars too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116091697588]

*Most exhausting meguca?
**Pinky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096605620]

*Do incubators always take on a cat-like form, or mainly just the ones on Earth?
**Mainly the ones on earth, yeah! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116097597108]

*Can you tell us what Dildos secret for her glorious long hair? Does she ever feel stress or get annoyed about her hair?
**Brushing it out a thousand strokes a day with a fine comb, careful washing, expensive shampoo. And generally, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116037847732]

*What was Kharn's one liner in sexy mode?
**"Making fuck is now. Shh. Clothes off." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115933610932]

*How come Murderface is so great?
**I wouldn't say she is, she just tries to make do with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024674740]

*Your characters have to sing in a duet with somebody. Assuming there's no way out of it, who do they choose as their partner, and what song do they pick? **Hahaha, let's see. Considering that not a lot of them would sing unless it's karaoke time and they're all sauced...
**Wendy and Chiaki: Why can't we be friends
**Chiaki and Kyoko: Lean on me (loudly, off-key, with arms around each other's shoulders) and Highway to Hell, basically
**Kyoko and Sayaka: Some super cheesy duet love song that they'd sing while holding hands, loudly and cheerfully without even blushing.
**Kharn and Chiaki: Loyal to no-one [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115999895988]

*Who trains the hardest?
**Sayaka. No one trains harder than her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075717556]

*Who do you think is worse big sister? Chiaki or Wendy?
**Chiaki, because spoiling little kids, while adorable and good for the soul, is kinda bad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075221172]

*How many weights can Souji lift?
**He gets tired lifting his keyboard! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116035321780]

*Can we get a more comprehensive list of Murder Mayumi's weapons/abilities? I see a few referenced every now and then
**Sure!
**Genocider Cutter - her main weapon. She basically Captain Americas with it. It has a bigger, nastier version called the Murder Genocider Cutter Extreme, which she gets in the 30th episode as an upgrade.
**Clock Up - she can go crazy fast. Not stopping time, but just really, absurdly fast.
**Clock Down - she can make enemies become slower, almost to a standstill. She abuses this the most.
**Astartes Constitution - Murder Mayumi is super tough, super strong and generally takes a lot to put down.
**Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116030925748]

*>Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. // So what happened when she took Midori's virginity?
**Oh, that's just her restoring mana. In MM x MM, magical girls restore mana the Fate/Stay Night way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116034155956]

*Who's the best cook in the 9th (sans Mami) and what's their best dish?
**Kyoko can make the best taiyaki and takoyaki in the Ninth.
**Sayaka can cook a mean steak.
**Ecstasy Darks (Bob Cut) is a licensed chef. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028130484]

*Yuu wasn't a Kilgore Bride, was she? Or did she get... removed... before that point?‎
**Oh, no, she wasn't. She went to Varrigan City specifically to challenge Kilgore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028145588]

*Who's the biggest alcoholic in the 9th (sans Chiaki), and what's their drink of choice? How many people can they drink under the table before getting too wasted. (nb4 sayaka)
**Enishi, and rum raisin ice cream. She can eat five gallons of it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028220596]

*Is Yuu more of a Boxer, a Brawler or a Martial Artist?
**She started out as a Boxer, then a Martial Artist when she contracted. After getting the gauntlets, she became a brawler/dirty fighter. The kind who'd stop at nothing to see her opponent broken in half. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116027820212]

*Member of the 9th most likely to be really good at fighting games?
**Kumatora, definitely. She practices with Rea everyday. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026105012]

*Does Chiaki have any masktome or chirpee followers that we would be surprised at?
**The Spymaster, Wendy, maybe a few members of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026164148]

*Could Yuu punch a person's skull out of his head?
**Easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026526132]

*Did Braids and Sayaka ever fuck, or was it an unrequited one-sided crush?
**The latter. Braids wasn't brave enough, and she knew Sayaka had her heart set on someone else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116011253940]

*Who manages chiaki's masktome and chirpee account?
**Mami would, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115914440628]

*Does that also mean SayakaxTyphus will be a thing?
**Maybe they can adopt her. Hahahaha! Kyoko and Sayaka I mean. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978910644]

*How does Homusatan feel about Pinky crushing on Chiaki?
*Very jelly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115869425076]

*Which meguca is most like Rincewind?
**Hmm, not sure. I would say Fran but she's not the sort to be resigned and run a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116018582964]

*What happens if you get an Incubator drunk?
**They regress to extreme catlike behavior while speaking in their business legalese speak. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116023165620]

*How do you feel about the recent Sadpanda purges? How would the pent up megukas of MGNQ feel about this tragedy?
**The ones from the Ninth are totally cool with it. The rest, including the Eighth, isn't so cool with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115996453556]

*Does Chiaki really not know what a dildo is?
**"This again? ...I already told you, I know what a dildo is. It's Officio argot for 'fuckhead'. 'Dumbass'." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976765364]

*Who is (or was) the Angel Slayer?
**She Who Eats The Flesh of Fallen Angels! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976572084]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**It's all wholesome fun! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973402292]

*Enishi is a healthy, sexually frustrated Callidus with self esteem issues. Why is Chiaki not all over her?
**It's a case of Predator - Prey, I think. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115971156660]

*how did malal spend her down time?
**Messing about with that tablet of hers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115968167348]

*Do Eversors hold the top level for getting laid the most, or can other ranks compare? Why or why not?‎
**They do! Because Eversors are the vocalists in the rock band. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115899833524]

*How the fuck does Chiaki stay not fat if she's had so much fucking alcohol
**She burns all of it off by sheer hatred, brooding and growling alone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926824116]

*Chiaki, what do you think about frozen pancakes?‎
**"...Okay for emergencies, but fresh is best." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926869940]

*what was kharn's one liner on killing mode? One liner?
**She has a lot, but what comes to mind the most is "After this, I will take your skull for a trophy. I believe I deserve it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115927276212]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get laid yearly?‎
**Loads [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115894501556]

*In Warhammer 40K, the various Space Marine Legions did their duties in the name of the Emperor, for the most part. What do the Officios do their work in the name of?
**For their incubators. For personal gain. For monetary gain. To get stronger. To get better. To know more about the world. To be the best. To be the most powerful. To learn about the mysteries of the universe. They have an awful lot, but the main core of it is their main interests + helping the Incubators prevent heat death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890170292]

*Are there any sentai team meguca squads in quest?‎
**Yes. I can't reveal them yet, but they're there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115884941748]

*Other than Chiaki and Midori, who are obvious, if the megucas were alcohols, what would they be?
**Kharn would be that crazy alcohol the bartender keeps in his uppermost counter, a transparent bottle with all manner of poisonous animals preserved in them (some of them still alive and locked in drowning combat). Drinking it will make you brave and want to fight the world until you shit out steaming necrotic parts of your liver.
**Kyoko is a lager that tastes absolutely fantastic, tastes even better with friends, and will leave you buzzed but completely happy.
**Sayaka is a sobering bloody mary with a celery swizzle stick. It's hot enough to actually cause you pain, but it'll make you dead sober really quick and gets rid of your hangover so you can have more fun. Maybe. She'll look at you disapprovingly.
**Mami is a Shirley Temple. Sweet, nourishing, maybe a bit unhealthy but it's a comfort drink that makes you feel loved, perhaps even less lonely.
**Wendy is the drink that involves spiced rum somehow, along with a splash of Coca-cola. Tasty, dark, it claws its way all the way down, but addicting. You'll wake up feeling like everything's been taken from you but you'll be happy about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115887692212]

*What part of Midori is the most delicious? What part of Wendy?
**You'll have to vote for Chiaki's next FoFA session to kill and devour both Wendy and Midori to find out, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115883473332]

*Why didn't Madoka just mind wiped Homura out of her suffering?
**You don't put a bullet in your alcoholic friend's head because he set your house on fire. You do everything you can to help him get better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115837052340]

*How do the various characters in MGNQ feel about BDSM?
**Chiaki: ....Well, I guess Wendy looks...okay with that collar on...
**Sayaka: I'm not into that kind of depraved shit. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
**Kyoko: ...The what goes into someone's where?!
**Mami: Carefully and consensually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813929908]
Kharn: INTO MY PLEASURE DUNGEON

*Which character is least lewd?
**Cavefish! Not because she's, uh, dead, but she was a pretty nice person, if a bit innocent. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809442484]

*Decu, does Mami really collect the tongues of the megucas who won't submit to her?
**What? No [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813069492]

*But who would slap Miami's shit?
**The one she loves the most. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808546740]

*Decu, does Poorfag (/a/ OC DO NOT STEAL) exist in MGNQ? And if so, has she attained sparkle-butt status?
**I would definitely say so. She manages the Officio's financial department as a Vanus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813312948]

*If MGNQ megucas were doing the cake song, who would be what?
**The same as in the original, but Chiaki would be some other sort of fruit. Sour candy, maybe? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808169140]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Which meguca is most tsundere? Pinky doesn't count.
**Probably one of the Pendragon sisters? Besides Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115725487540]

*Did Malal instinctively know who Girl A was when they brought her back?
**Yes, she did. Malal knew her role from a lot of dreams that came to her even as a kid. Some of it was about the past, some of it the future. That's how she managed to plan things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115774726580]

*What's the longest any magical girl has survived after contracting? Who's the oldest magical girl still alive?
**It's a toss-up between Vivian of the Black Templars, and Karasawa Vintage, Equerry of the First Warmaster. They've been Magical Girls for a very long time, more than ten years already. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115773738420]

*Would a stack of flapjacks be acceptable to Chiaki at some kind of Canadian sit-down place?
**I guess? If she's in Canada Mami's probably out of reach, so she has to make do [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115767060148]

*Is Kharn's motherly instincts slowly kicking in? if so then how did she take in the feeling?
**She's certainly enjoying being able to order Souji around, sending him to the city to buy ice cream and sour things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115752779956]

*is QB open to something like a cultural festival?
**Of course! I wouldn't put it past him to approve such an Officio activity. It's for the well-being of all the megucas, after all. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115747518644]

*now i feel sorry for malal making transactions to get these drugs for kharn. just between us, did malal ever used it out of curiosity?
**Malal has no time for love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115760996020]

*Would Chiaki get annoyed if you called a Pancake a Hotcake?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721093812]

*What does Chiaki think of Crepes/Blintzes?
**"This is too thin. And there's fruit in it. You served me garbage." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721048500]

*Hey, Decu. What's the name of Midori's dad? I could swear I read it was Howard somewhere, but that just doesn't sound right...
**I forgot this, I'll have to check again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115604584884]

*how does QB handle endorsement offers from big companies to his megucas?
**Well, just like any manager? He negotiates for the big monies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115706491060]

*Is Mami's boyfriend Wendy?
**[[File:You don't understand.jpg]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689924788]

*can chiaki dunk?
**She is not very good at the sports [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689336244]

*Is Mami's boyfriend actually Kyubey? If its not can it be?
** [[File:What for real.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115675450292]

*Can anyone compare to Braids kelptomania in the MGNQ universe?
**None. She is Number 1. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115674897588]

*Which megucas are hotbloodedest and when do we get to play as them
**You already have, it's Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115671358644]

*Can you imagine an alternate universe in which Kyouko has slept with more girls than Kharn has in this one?
**An alternate universe where Sayaka is dead, or they've never met. A sad, bleak world, with only MAXIMUM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115688308660]

*What does Chiaki think of waffles?
**"...The fluffiness is gone. The softness is gone. What is this trash you've served me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115680543668]

*Have any of the Incubators' bodies changed over the years?
**Mostly adapting to Earth culture and weather. The Seventeenth got fat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115660938676]

*Somethings been bugging me about the Sayaka Sab quest. Why did Kirika seem so different during it? A total bitch, yes, but she seemed like a drunken lush, which... honestly seems a little out of character, for her.‎
**She hastes flying. She needed to get drunk first. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658952372]

*Does Chiaki just have a Callidus fetish or something?‎
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658913204]

*Is the Warmaster of the Eighth the most patriotic Magical Girl of the the Eighth? Or does someone eclipse Mary Sue in HOT BLOODED PATRIOTIC FERVOR
**She is the might of America. She bleeds red, white and blue (mostly nanomachines). She is FREEDOM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652734900]

*Which meguca would be best lucha libre?
**Have to go with Nicole Touchdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652511156]

*Can Sayaka go full Unlimited Bitch Works on an enemy?
**Most definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115631907508]

*Does Sayaka generally only wield a single sword or does she like to mix it up every once in awhile and dual-wield? Perhaps even sometimes summoning a sword for certain maneuvers only to dispel or forget them shortly after? (swordthrows, impaling someone with multiple blades etc)
**That's basically her style, yes, when she gets really serious. She doesn't summon swords unless the situation really calls for it, or when she gets really mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115629885876]

*Do the Incubators have contact with the rest of their brethren way far from Earth? Or are they pretty much on their own with little oversight from their home?
**They're mainly on their own, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115616517812]

*All the current warmasters are in a bar drinking. How chaotic do things get?
**Not enough, maybe things'll be civil until someone gets drunk and challenges someone else to an honor duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615967924]

*Is Warmaster Nero a Maerorus?
**Nope, but she fights nearly as strong as one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615331508]

*Can Homu be ever fixed without Madoka?
**Until she learns the true meaning of love, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614357428]

*can chiaki multitask one day like she is at sync with yuu which is holding both the golden katana and one of the axe on the other hand while shooting the deagle with her tongue?
**Hahaha no! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610496436]

*Is Misaka going to contract when she gets old enough? Or does she have no meguca potential?
**Souji has an agreement with Kyuubey: no magical girl stuff for his sister, and he works for him exclusively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609860276]

*What kind of meguca souls are Pinky's favourite to eat?
**Innocent ones spiced with fresh despair! Basically a Magical Girl who's had their bodies freshly killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609929652]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*"chiaki's gun-fu fighting style" That reminds me: Chiaki's golden deagle + SOUL OF INFINITE TIMELINE HOMUS = Equilibrium-esque Gun Kata?
**Dildoes can teach Chiaki how to Gun Kata really well, and maxing out your affinity with her gets you a neat surprise. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115599472308]

*Did Girl A ever squeal like a fan girl? if so what made her do it?
**Being taken to show things that she steals a moment later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115605783220]

*is the shinto community aware of witches? are their shrine maidens giving the witches a run for their money?
**There are shrine maiden megucas. But yes, they're aware. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115606892468]

*What are the survival rates for meguca husbandos?
**Quite well! Just that they tend to part ways with the MG more often than not, due to irreconcilable differences. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115607849908]

*What are the current trends in incubator fashion?
**hats are in [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115583121588]

*Are all of the incubators "male"?
**For now I'll say yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568933812]

*Can incubator and cat make babby?
**Pls no more [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568727732]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Among the Incubators we have met so far, who is considered the most "Incubator-like"?
**The Third would decidedly be the most 'incubator-like' ever, if we're going by the PMMM Kyuubey incubator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567654324]

*Is it possible for an incubator to make rabu?
**EMOTION IS FORBIDDEN. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. THERE IS ONLY MONEY. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567083700]

*But it is possible to make rabu to an incubator, yes? I mean what can they do to stop the rabu rabu?
**Well, I really haven't...explored that issue, honestly. It'd be making love to a cat made out of marshmallow. But the Incubator can certainly make a Magical Girl feel things by pulsing their soul gem. If you'll remember, Kyuubey made Sayaka hurt during that 'You didn't ask' scene in PMMM. I daresay they can do the same with pleasure if they were so inclined to.
**Man this questions are getting weird [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567199668]

*Are there any groups of magucas tooling around the universe, Guardians of the Galaxy style?
**Hahaha! Probably one or two of the First, looking for interplanetary threats. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566544308]

*How do we get Sayaka and Kyouko to adopt Chiaki as their pet lesbian? She can sleep at the foot of their bed, like a cat!
**What? You don't adopt the Warmaster. Besides Chiaki already has her chair, that's enough for her [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532688308]

*Was the Sayaka who Braids fell in love with the Sayaka who breakdances?
**No, but her Sayaka is consistently less of a bitch than the MGNQ one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532629428]

*Is their any magical girl we know of that do not like other girls romantically?
**I think Strauss is not really into other Magical Girls? I'm not sure about the rest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425107636]

*has any seen a really pissed off mami? are they still alive?
**Yes, and no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115548977844]

*Who is the most Hotblood Meguca
**Many a Magical Girl have peed their pants seeing Kyoko all fired up and aiming double spears at their direction, screaming "MAXIMUMMMMMM SPEARFUCKING" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115563887028]

*which meguca can synergies well with chiaki's gun-fu fighting style?
**Sayaka, Wendy, Kyoko...basically you can match her up to any melee user and she'd be great at supporting them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115514331828]

*If the Sixth are Monster Hunters, do they enjoy the Monster Hunter series and it's various spin-offs? (God Eater Burst etc)
**I'm sure they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115519681460]

*What's Green Green's witch form?
**Something vaguely octopus-shaped. (Note: This may change because I don't know) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115500876724]

*Malal Vs. Kharn. Cage match. Who wins?
**They'd do their taunting and posturing for a couple of minutes, then drop their weapons onto the mat and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Whoever wins gets to leave the cage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115493851828]

*If the Strike Witches met the megucas, would they get along? Would they fight? Would they have crazy BDSM yuri hatesex?
**I think all three! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484682676]

*How does Sayaka feel about breakdancing?
**"I've never done it in my life, so stop asking me about it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115483956404]

*Which Homu-witch showed up for Walpurgisthingy 2 years back?
**The one we saw from Rebellion, mostly. I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115482773172]

*If Malal had visions and such about Madoka/Pinky due to being the Madoka of the native dimension, does that mean that the Homura of the native dimension has visions about Homucifer and/or Chiaki?
**She's seen everything, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115480883636]

*If the Warmasters of the Ninth and Eighth were to do a score battle in Time Crisis (light-gun arcade game) for some inter-officio dispute who would win!?
**Chiaki. Because Mary panics sometimes whenever she plays light-gun games, and accidentally draws her real firearm, shooting holes in the coin-op. "Ah couldn't help mahself! The graphics were so dang real!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479486644]

*What is Chiaki's witch like? It's not homulily is it?
**Nope, it's something much more brutal. (And no it's not the Armored Fragment). I'll draw this one soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115474369460]

*Got any type-moon megucas?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472842164]

*Why is Sayaka very foolish?
**Because she is a bitch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472098228]

*Can Warmasters kill servants?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115449761716]

*What is each megucas biggest fear? The one that freezes them in their tracks and makes them want to run away.
**Looking back and seeing that she's alone and no one to back her up [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423946164]

*i know it's a little unlikely but are there MG's who are sad that kharn settled down and not chase them anymore?
**Loads of them. Lots. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115450330548]

*If Sayaka goes all mermaid on us, does Kyoko auto-kick into candle mode herself? Or are their Soul Gems not quite THAT connected? That was a stated concern of Kyubey's, if I recall, when Kyoko first made the linked Gem request...‎
**It depends on her mood, her way of thinking, and whether or not Chiaki can kick her back into seeing sense at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115456469172]

*how big of a kleptomaniac was girl A? did mami ever train her not to do that?
**Girl A was a huge kleptomaniac, so big that not even Mami's careful chiding, coddling or even scolding curbed it. She only started doing the Time Stop -> Blood Raven combo after Mami caught her for the third time. She remains a kleptomaniac to this day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115457218996]

*what does the girls from the first do for fun on the moon?
**Board games. Vintage, the oldest of the Karasawa sisters and Equerry of the First, is currently Lunar Champion at all of them except Uno, because Uno is for liars and tricksters [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425829812]

*Is Vintage buttmad that the Spymaster always beats her at Uno?‎
**It's a stupid game for kids anyway! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115433181620]

*More seriously on the Inquisitor Kharn x Malal Bequin bit...did Kharn and Malal ever feel anything for one another beyond just their close friendship?
**They were too close to be lovers, if that's what you're asking. They'd die for each other in a heartbeat, but they could never be romantically connected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416879796]

*This is a follow up to a previous question: If Malal is not Pinky than why did she start going all black-eyed and blood? And what was up with the feathers?
**I'm sorry, I can't answer this, due to spoilers and everything! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423249844]

*During Waluiginacht, Malal grows pointed teeth and black eyes before Yuma gets chucked back to reality. If she's not Pinky, then are there TWO black-eyed-pointed-teeth-pink-clothed deities hanging around?
**Of course not! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413985972]

*Wait, I though Malal was this universe's (Kanada) Madoka?
**She is! But at the same time, she's not Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413523892]

*Who cashed in Midorin's v-card, then? Was it someone in her officio?
**No, it was her ex-boyfriend in high school. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115412298932]

*Who is the best Thumb Wrestler of the Ninth? Arm Wrestler?
**Kharn. Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411454388]

*Best Sniper in the 9th Officio?
**Rea Ashford barely edges out Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115410931380]

*Is chiaki the best gunslinger girl or is she second to someone on the first officio?
**Mami is currently still best gunslinger girl. Chiaki and Rea are closely tied for second. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115409151668]

*Are there any meguca that aren't sluts? (not that there is anything wrong with slutting it up, I 'm just curious)
**Of course there are! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115407646132]

*So Chiaki broke in Midori V-Card.
**Hahaha, Midori's V-card was lost before that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115402408884]

*Top five lewdest megucas? If they all fought in battle, who'd come in last place?
**This keeps getting asked! Midori, Wendy, Kyoko, Nero and Kharn! I think Kyoko would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115405697204]

*Any grappler megucas?
**Sure! Malal was a huge takedown/striking expert, wasn't afraid to get dirty. Yuma got a bit of that too, along with a Culexus of the Ninth who's now stationed at the Seventeenth way before WPN. Nicole Touchdown enjoys over the top pro wrestling moves, Karasawa Enyo fights with Madworld Jack's moveset (when she thinks High Marshal Raleigh isn't looking) and Kotarou Yuu would not hesitate to clinch with you before punching your organs out through your nose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115406103732]

*Do all of the Homu in MGNQ went through as braids and had her heart surgery before meeting kyubey?
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115400524212]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's paranoi level?
**Never. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115373465268]

*How does Mami relieve stress? Cooking, paperwork, shopping, treating herself to day spas, target practice. Also, touching base with her far-off friends from other Officios (like housewives, they like to gossip). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384000436]

*What kind of monster relieves stress by doing paperwork?
**Anything becomes stress relief if you love doing it enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115387832756]

*Is there anyone who doesn't like Mami?‎
**Of course! They're usually dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384510132]

*What about people who just feel neutral towards her?‎
**I'm sure there are some of those too! (And no, not all of them are dead.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115385267636]

*Is there anybody Mami doesn't like?
**Mami genuinely tries to get along with everyone, or understand them at some basic level. At the worst, she'll be slightly cold but still very civil. This isn't a facade at all. But she has had some disagreements in the past with some people. Malal is one of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383477172]

*Does Mami enjoy punishing people who deserve or want it?
**Mami doesn't take pleasure in it. She only does what's necessary because it has to be done. (This is debatable.) She knows how to use the carrot and the stick - just because she's doting and warm to the girls of the Eighth and Ninth doesn't mean she can't be affable and professional with girls from the Seventeenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383195060]

*Can Pinky talk to/interact with normies? What about spiritually attuned or heightened ones?‎
**They can only see suggestions of her, or just her whispers. And they're scared of what they see / hear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115367899572]

*Kehehe...good, good. I can work with that... How does Pinky feel about normies? Any reasons why she would interact with them?‎
**Mainly to fuck with them! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115368104116]

*please list all the nicknames mami gave chiaki from the moment she found her!
**Well, besides the 'dear' 'good girl' and other affectionate things, Mami has called her Acchan (a play on Girl A, back when she was still quiet and twitchy as heck). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115066976948]

*Have any of the incubators used their experience making meguca costumes to make money through fashion?
**Kyuubey's probably got that handled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115291137460]

*Are there any known blondes Kharn hasn't tried to fug
**Nope, she's tried to fug 'em all. She also goes for high-ranking ones. ...Wait, no, I think she never made a pass at Mordred. Arturia maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115331872436]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom.- Wouldn't that depend on if the MG is blonde or not?
**Kharn is known to sample other colors of curtains too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115321006516]

*How is Ruri?
**Ruri's basically working really hard on her tour and voice-acting for the MM x MM OAV. Players can give her a call if they want to check up on her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115327012788]

*How does Kyoko handle having a partner who simply isn't as kinky as her?
**Sayaka makes up for it with true love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115310090932]

*How does Kyoko feel about Sayaka's armpits?
**Super turn-on for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115309616820]

*How does Sayaka feel about Kyoko's armpits?
**They're Kyoko's? Sayaka's prett vanilla. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115308510644]

*Is there anyone, at any Officio, who could drink Chiaki under the table? Or is she the drunken world champion?‎
**"Getting drunk isn't a race, it's the goal." Anyone can drink Chiaki under the table, she just does it quicker. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115275321268]

*Actually, are there any Primarchs you don't really have any plans for showing up in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, I really can't say. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268214964]

*Who's the EMPRAH, though?
**Madoka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268480436]

*Who's gonna end up being our Perturabo?
**Petra, the Fourth Warmaster! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267272628]

*What makes Kharn angry?
**Loud, annoying people full of ill-gotten bluster and pomp. People who have no style, only volume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267230644]

*Who's gonna end up being our Sanguinius?
**Our best bro. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115259916468]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Which magical girls are the purest?
**Midori [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167275700]

*Which magical girls are the lewdest?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167267252]

*Which other magical girls are the lewdest?
**Risa [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167474356]

*Heather vs. Sayaka! Fuckface vs. Bitch! Insane toughness vs. insane regeneration! Hot blooded justice vs. hot blooded justice! Eversor Rank Leader vs. Eversor Rank Leader! Who comes out on top?!
**Hahaha, that's tough! But I would definitely give it to Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115210038964]

*Scariest words for a magical girl to hear?
**"Miki Sayaka, Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Eversor. Prepare to defend yourself." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115205620148]

*Wouldn't the scariest thing for a magical girl to hear be the sound of their witch ripping into reality as their soul gem shatters into a grief seed and their world is then filled with pain and suffering? I'd rather fight Queen Bitch‎
**The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115209712308]

*Who is loudest meguca?
**Toss-up between Kyoko, Mary Sue Springfield and Heather Crunch. Although the last one probably takes it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167258804]

*Does Chiaki have a Callidus fetish?
**I don't think it's based on rank, it's just...people she feels comfortable with. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115161424052]

*Who would Chiaki feel uncomfortable around without feeling hostile?
**Kyoko, Mami, Charlie, Midori, Wendy, Sayaka's getting there but not quite. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166559668]

*Isn't that people she feels comfortable around?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166742708]

*Who would she feel uncomfortable around?
**Anyone not listed? It's nothing personal, of course, that's just the way she's wired. Oh, and Kharn especially. Not that she doesn't like Kharn, but Kharn makes everyone uncomfortable. It's like bringing a giant attack dog made out of blades and teeth into a room with a leash made out of tissue paper, and saying that 'she's just a big softie' while you can see it's clearly imagining how it'd be to pick bits out of your bones out of its teeth later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166795956]

*If they made pillows shaped like butts would Chiaki get one?
**Probably not! The chair serves all her comfy needs, and a butt pillow just doesn't provide the same warmth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140780980]

*Chiaki's favorite brand of (non-fictional) smokes!?
**Marlboros! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115159471796]

*If Chiaki* increases her connection with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**Ahh. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140100276]

*If Wendy increases her link with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**I guess? Why Wendy though? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140068020]

*What animals would the rest of the main cast be?
**Kyoko would be a friendly dog, Wendy would be another ornery cat, Midori an affectionate cat...this is not creative [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115139258804]

*If the MGNQ cast were animals what would Chiaki and Sayaka be?
**Chiaki is a cat, easily. Bad-tempered one. Sayaka is a dog, equally bad-tempered. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115115872436]

*How long has Pinky been around in this universe? Before Chiaki appeared? Or after her second most recent bout of explosive amnesia?
**Before Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115079087796]

*Chiaki is dragged to the circus to have fun by Kyoko and Midori. How much of a trainwreck does this become?
**It should actually be a fun time, but it needs Wendy there too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071564724]

*If Coobs was forced to take some leisure time, with no MG, incubator, or business related work of any kind, How would he spend it?
**Sleep in his tower? But he's been doing everything for so long that it becomes a hobby to him, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115123727028]

*Do any named megucas listen to hardcore gangsta rap? If so, which ones?
**Kumatora is a big fan! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071140788]

*Question-Is the 4th fragment of Chiaki from the barrier different from the devil homura who's been making herself known recently in dreams and timestop?
**I can't answer that, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115077057716]

*what are Girl A's initials if she were to play arcade shooting games and get a high score?
**AAA [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115059676340]

*How many scars does Chiaki have on her face? And why Chiaki having a lot of scars so hot?
**Maybe some on her jawline, I think, small ones? Dan's drawn a few of them and they look nice on her. And yes, I think it gives her a tough, dangerous look that's at odds with being a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115033805236]

*Chiaki's favorite Firearm Action? I'd imagine it would be Pump because she favors shotguns but....
**She likes them all, but yeah, pump is a favorite for her. Break action is also another that revs her engine up good, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027499444]

*Why is everyone so paranoid about Mami when she is clearly just a lovely person who as our (and, really, everyone's) best interests at heart?
**topkeki.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114996011700]

*What does the Third actually DO these days now that he doesn't have girls to watch over? Does he work like a bank for the other Incubators?
**He's situated at the Moonbase now, helping the First Warmaster's Equerry with managing the finances of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114967710388]

*Has drunk Chiaki ever had her bar brawl days?
**Yes. A lot of those. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114953804980]

*About how angry will Pinky be after she finds out Chiaki didn't listen to her and kept talking with the Deagle?
**If Chiaki was the one who brought it up first, then apologized, how much would that lessen the severity of Pinky's rage. It's all in the delivery of the news. Even for someone like Pinky, it's bad to assume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919557044]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*Is Mami the one QB loves?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114922697140]

*Is there a magical girl archer-ko around?
**Nope, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114931367604]

*What is Chiakis ring tone on her phone?
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNmQI-GSNs [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114934546356]

*did QB ever fell in love?
**Yes. But he can give it up any time he likes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114912056756]

*"Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! " So Kyouko lancing someone to the moon with enough impact to make a crater is a possibility is Sayaka is kill?
**She'd be burned out for a long while after that, but yeah, it's possible Kyoko can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945576372]

*Travis Touchdown has a MGNQ stand-in, Do the Killer7 or their universe-equivalent exist in the MGNQ-verse? I'd imagine their freaky 7-in-one deal would be easier to buy given the existence of magic. (Well it's technically 8 with Harman but details)
**They do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945681588]

*How does Pinky feel about The Great Adding Wendy To Chiaki's Harem Strategy?
**You'll find out what she feels about it soon enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881331124]

*If Midori died on a mission, one she was sent on at the behest of someone other than Chiaki, how would Chiaki react? Would she be infuriated with the person?
**She'd blame herself, mostly. It's not the person's fault. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860208308]

*Let me clarify better on my previous question (the one about Midori dying); Chiaki would have no hand in what happened. All she knew was that someone selected her for a mission and it got Midori killed. Would Chiaki still blame herself even if she wasn't at fault at all?
**She would still hold herself responsible. She's the Warmaster now. If anyone else other than Kyuubey gave the order, she has no one else to blame. 'I should have paid closer attention', 'I should've caught that', that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114894868916]

*how much floor does kharn destroy while doing the Cossack dance
**All the floors. That's why she only does that outsIde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881765300]

*Kyoko and Wendy are have an all-you-can-eat pass to Burger Suplex, what handicaps would be needed for Kyouko to eat more than Wendy?
**None. Wendy just likes fast food, but she's not a voracious eater like Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881063604]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*Odette and Eleanor are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?
**Both get magical girl diabeetus [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877658036]

*Odette and Kyoko are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?‎
**Kyoko isn't into candy much, she's more into savory things and chocolate. I'll give this to Odette. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877363380]

*please stat the meguca's for their dance prowess!
**Chiaki knows how to carry a beat, Sayaka and Kyoko are Officio ballroom dance competition champions for two years running, Mami is cutely clumsy at it, Kharn can moonwalk but not without tearing up the dance floor (literally). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114853019828]

*Does it worry you that everyone (in the audience) is starting to catch onto your big plan to have Mami be the big bad?
**Hahaha, she is?! This is news to me! Mami's a positive force for Chiaki, how can she be the big bad?! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877047988]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's love for pills, alcohol and pancakes?
**No one. She is the best at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872461236]

*Mami kind of reminds me of Griffith from Berserk. I bet she has the scariest death stare for when she's actually mad at someone, just like he does.
**Griffith as Mami is very apt, and yes, she does have that death stare. And you're in trouble if she wants to kill you, because she'll do it quickly without giving you a chance to fight back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872420020]

*If Madoka's Dad and Mami collaborated on a meal, would it be delicious enough to make magical girls cry?
**It would definitely be so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859493556]

*How much time does Coobs spend in his cat tower? And did 8-ball shamelessly get his own?
**He spends a lot of time in it. And yes, Eightball did get his own, with blackjack and some other stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860499636]

*does midori have a chance to experience the Mami treatment?
**Well, what's the color of her ribbon, then? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858765236]

*How would Sayaka react to a magical girl who's punches shatter bones? With said punches being their normal strength?
**Get angry and headbutt her hard enough to stun her, before shoving Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back in its gun-sheathe and executing a ridiculously-sweet Jetstream Sam combo with a Zandatsu finisher. That's...I think what she would do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859606708]

*Can Sayaka extend her swords like Kyouko's Spear extends itself when it lashes out? I remember seeing that on the madoka concept art books.
**Hmm, well, I suppose she could. She can definitely extend her sword when she needs to, but Sayaka's the sort to do it the hard way (i.e. charge in and start slashing up close). She only uses her magic to regenerate, everything else is through brute strength, speed and skill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858584244]

*Has Pinky loved Chiaki since 12000 years ago? Speaking of Pinky, will we see her again soon?
**She has never stopped loving Chiaki! Also, yes! Very soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857847988]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*What is sayaka's favorite gundam?
**Red Astray! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114701842868]

*Red Astray!? I would have thought Sayakar would have been a Exia person.
**Oh, she likes the Exia too, sure. She's always partial to the gundams that use swords exclusively, though. Especially material blades. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857276852]

*Can MGNQ Kyoko Rosso Fantasma!?
**She can do that, yes, but only in special occasions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857285556]

*So Kyoko likes the muscle-y look? How much muscle does she like?
**Kyoko likes the abs, definitely, but she also wants a bit of soft on Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852341684]

*Does Sayaka actually care about getting huge, or is it just a natural byproduct of her desire to become a better Eversor?
**Both. She's aiming to be one of the best, if not THE best around. She also wants to look good for Kyoko, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852206772]

*which meguca hides her /fa/wer level well?
**What is a /fa/wer level? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114826103220]

*I think /fa/wer level refers to fashion?
**Oh, alright! I wasn't familiar with the term, sorry! Going back to the original question, Sayaka actually knows how to dress properly, and has a decent fashion sense (as opposed to Kyoko who just throws on anything anyhow). Chiaki's E-rank in this stat, Mami is EX+ (she's got enough experience) and Ruri knows how to look fashionable even in just a shirt and nothing else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114831195316]

*Has Chiaki ever literally bathed in alcohol? Will Chiaki ever literally bathe in alcohol? Can we invite people to the alcohol bath party?
**She has, multiple times. And no, it's a strictly private affair. Mr Kong gets insanely jealous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114815757748]

*What's the status of the Lust soul in Chiaki's warmaster hat?
**Sated for now, but it will resurge soon, and drive Chiaki for a 3P situation [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114803334324]

*Has Kyoko ever tried to grate cheese on Sayaka's abs?
**No, not because she was sure that it'd work but that'd be such a waste of cheese [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787410868]

*What is it Chiaki (and seemingly all the other girls) like about butts?
**They're soft and easy to touch! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787166900]

*What does Kumatora do when she's not working or assisting Green Green?
**Practicing the fine art of punching and kicking people dead. Her goal in life is to become just as good as the Ogre was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787108276]

*Who is the most flexible girl in the Ninth? Who is the least?
**Enishi and Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786141108]

*Kyoko seems to me like she'd go for puro. Does she have a favorite move/wrestler?
**GOLDBERG SPEAR. Meanwhile, Sayaka loves the Shining Wizard and all its iterations. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786014132]

*Does Kyoko go for the Jackhammer afterwards? It isn't the same without it!‎
**She does, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786246324]

*What is Sayaka's workout like?
**1 hour cardio, 1 hour core, 1 hour sparring, 3 hours of lifting, 1 hour pilates. She starts early in the morning and ends near lunch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114785858996]

*Which meguca is the best to snuggle with on a couch next to a crackling fire?
**Kyoko, Amber, Wendy. Top three. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114778745012]

*What's with Kyoko and burning people?
**Kyoko in MGNQ is a bit of a pyro, in that she thinks fire is awesome and things on fire is also more awesome? But honestly she just wanted to see if Chiaki would actually react to being set on fire. And it was hilarious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114776279988]

*Do you have any funny anectdotes from the main/secondary characters' childhoods?
**Sayaka loved Kamen Rider, and she always bought the DX Gear of whatever rider was on at the time. She knows all the moves and the transformation poses. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765889716]

*Who is best suited to be Kharn's little sister?
**She's not the type to have one I think! Besides she's already getting a daughteru and a sun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114745734324]

*I know imotos are their own, separate, group from the waifu tier, but can we pair up the imotos with each other? Misaka / Rea maybe?
**Hahaha, I don't think that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114738464948]

*Shouldn't Risa's Bloodthirster counter max out at 40,000 instead of whatever number it was before? lol‎
**It's currently at 500,000 points! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114749391540]

*which meguca is best lover
**Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114746115764]

*is there a strong contender for Kharn's title and throne or did her kingdom of debauchery fell with her when she settled down?
**There's the Emperor of the Fourteenth, but otherwise Kharn retires undefeated. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765733556]

*Is there an Eversor that uses a Shovel? Shield?
**Yes, there is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114766644660]

*Why is Kharn called the Betrayer if her "betrayal" was unwilling? Or is Kharn being labeled "Betrayer" by the Templars meant to provide insight into the 2nd?
**The unfortunate truth of it is, no one really knows what happened (besides a few select individuals who have been told to keep their mouths shut). Everyone just thinks Kharn went nuts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114737800116]

*Aside from obviously Midori and Iori, what were some of the other MGNQ characters you were willing to let Chiaki end up with?
**Amber's okay, but Sayaka's got competition. There's also Ruri and NECO, and Fabiola. But that said, I think it's okay for Chiaki to not end up with anyone, too? She's one of those types of people who probably could be alright being alone for a while. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114732038068]

*All cute characters in MGNQ have a fight to the death using their cuteness as weapons Who wins? Who loses hardest?
**YUU WINS FOREVER [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725799092]

*Would Chiaki be comfortable piloting a scopedog?
**I would say so! As long as it had lots of guns! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726771636]

*Has Chiaki ever committed violence/murder because of maple syrup?
**One time, Mami had to visit the Seventeenth, and Chiaki had to go to Charles' for her pancake fix (Charles is actually a competent cook). Yakuza came over and slapped her plate off the counter. She executed them noisily and messily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726064308]

*Which girl is most like a Disney princess?
**Kharn [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725701812]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*How much does Eleanor have to train before she becomes swole?
**Until her face is ground into the dust [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699192756]

*Magical Girl of the Ninth most likely to spout random Engrish while fighting? (Heather doesn't count just because she contracted there!)
**I would say Kumatora! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699016372]

*Does Sayaka have a series of T-shirts with obscenities in different languages on them in her wardrobe? What are the main cast's favorite swear words?
**Hahaha! That's a hilarious idea!
**Favorite swear words:
**Chiaki: Fuck(all permutations), Dildo, Shit
**Sayaka: Jesus Christ, Fuck(all permutations), Dumbass
**Kyoko: Dildo, Dildoes
**Wendy: FUCK THE QUEEN AT FUCKINGHAM PALACE
**Eleanor: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
**Odette: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114664001204]

*Which meguca would get along with each Saiyan?
**Sayaka x Vegeta [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643086772]

*Does Chiaki ever have any kleptomaniac moments? I'd imagine it'd get very tempting with her hammerspace shield.
**She does, all the time. Mostly guns and weapons, though, it's always a compulsion for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641157556]

*Which MGNQ characters, main or write-up, would work best in a sitcom about their lives?
**The Eighth (Rabbits + Warmaster), Sayaka and Kyoko, The Sixth, The Fourteenth's Triarii and the Emperor...loads, mostly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114642266804]

*Could Chiaki handle a Graviton Beam Emitter?
**Easily, although she'd have to brace herself against something at Level 3. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641701556]

*Whenever I want to make a cryptic reply via text, I say "Hahaha!" So, thanks for that. Has Chiaki ever experienced the joy of playing with a Gyrojet weapon (not a boltgun)?
**A gyrojet weapon...no, I don't think so. Not yet. She has played around with railguns though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114630812084]

*Is Chiaki capable of handling guns that would blow off a regular person's arm ala Alucard's Jackal and Casull? Or are vindicare arms too noodly?
**Chiaki can, actually. It's something all Vindicares are trained for, and for Chiaki it's a piece of cake (in fact I'd wager she's the only one who could, barring Rea). She's noodly for anything else though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114621218740]

*Who possess the best butts outside the main cast?
**Hmm...Ahriman actually has a good one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114620329652]

*Does Chiaki ever unwind by hand loading weird things into a shotgun shell and going to the gun range? Silly putty shells are a lot of fun.
**Hahaha, that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114619106484]

*Chiaki's top 10 personal favorite guns list?
**Hahaha, well, I'm not really that well versed with guns, but let's just say shotguns and big revolvers/handguns occupy them. If any player wants to help me come up with a list that Chiaki's personality might fit with, that'd be great! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114609231540]

*so you're saying madoka has 10k homuss in her harem?
**dassa lotta homus yeah? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114614836148]

*How many time loops did Dildos say we went through to get to the current one? And are any of the previous loops going to be visited? Cause if not, I...have an idea.‎
**10,940+ something loops, I think! And yes, I think we can go with your idea if you're thinking what I'm thinking, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114603238836]

*What are Midori's favorite in-universe anime?
**Youra Yuri [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114601341620]

*What would have happened if Mirai Survived?
**Chiaki would have had a Miraival for Midori's love [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114600775860]

*What would Kyoko do if Chiaki suddenly up and ran off with Sayaka for a luv luv romance?
**Probably just really sad, but happy for them? Sad-happy? I don't even know because it's impossible [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114532577460]

*What would have happened if Midori styled our hair instead of Mami? Would we have gotten different choices? What is the best Chiaki Hair-style and why is it bobcut?
**Different choices, yes. You'd have gotten haircuts styled after her favorite anime characters, for one. Also, bobcut is best because it's sleek yet stylish [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114522347444]

*So Kharn was 18 during Malal Quest? Damn, she must have been one hell of a late bloomer.
**She was, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514131124]

*Is Nagisa ded in MGNQ-verse
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114478613684]

*What would Chiaki, Midori, and Mami's classes be in Valkyria Chronicles? [Sayaka and Kyouko too if you ignore the fact they only almost exclusively use pigstickers]
**I haven't really played Valkyria Chronicles, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114515987892]

*What is Chiaki's non-magical armament of choice? Handguns? Rifles? Explosives? Golf Clubs? Any specific model? And what about the 3 Stooges as well? (maybe discounting Murderface).
**Chiaki loves big handguns and shotguns (the latter, double-barreled, sawed-off things, like in Killing Floor's Hunting Shotgun). Dildoes loves long rifles and machineguns, Braids loves golf clubs, combat knives, grenade launchers and flamethrowers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114516885940]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Can Chiaki ride her MIG into battle like Fate/Zero Berserker can? Or like: http://youtu.be/YkNii55yZpc?t=42s or http://youtu.be/E82xfOCgOMc?t=2m16s ?
**Berserker would be more apt! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114479110068]

*How old is Kharn? She looked fairly young in Malal Quest, but she looks to be in her early twenties now.
**She's around that age, yes! 23! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114475000756]

*Why does Chiaki keeps on attracting large mammies type of girls?
**It's her noodle abilities! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114448658868]

*Are Snake and Otacon alive in the MGNQ universe?
**Only Snake! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114454105780]

*When was the last time Sayaka acted the mickey?
**Her first night together with Kyoko was kinda awkward [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445045684]

*When will Midori call Chiaki shempai?
**When she gets drunk again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437731764]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*What sort of rank did Ahriman have? Eversor, Vindicare, Callidus, Culexus, Vanus, or Venenum?
**She was, on paper, Vindicare, but her magic can work either up close or afar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114431078324]

*Ahriman has been shown to be a high level spellcaster type. Are there any similar magical girls, particularly those that would fit a lower-level spellcaster archetype?
**Of course! There are magical girls who fit the 'wizard' or 'spellcaster' archetype easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114430523060]

*Could Sonya from Kill Me Baby survive a fight with a magical girl?
**She'd be a very skilled United Assassins Association member, but unfortunately no match for a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412599220]

*Kharn suffers from hypersexuality. Is Misaka's brother capable of satisfying her, or does Kharn cheats him?
**Souji does just fine satisfying her! For Kharn it's more of the thrill of the hunt (although the lust is a big part of it)! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412508852]

*are piercings a thing for this gals?
**Some of them, I suppose! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114409971636]

*Between an arm-wrestling match between Sayaka and Kyouko who wins?
**It would degenerate into hand-holding after a while. They don't like competing with each other much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114408490164]

*Will Chiaki always be a cold noodles?
**Always [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114404719028]

*What kind of music does Murderface like? I keep trying to imagine it and all I keep coming back to is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5hDzWfnxw
**She likes something more with a bass beat to them. Dethklok is cool to her too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114403487924]

*Has Iori seen NECO's photo of Chiaki and Midori sucking face yet? What was her/will be her reaction to it?
**Not very good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397073844]

*You'd think that with Mami's connections and abilities that she would end up with the First Officio. Why hasn't she?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396969396]

*Are the Incubators capable of dimensional or time travel?
**Dimensional, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396778932]

*Are there any megucas that like to slam and jam in the Ninth?
**Kyoko and Kumatora, most likely! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396308916]

*What kind of music do each of your megucas like? Kyoko seems like a heavy hip hop and rap person for some reason.
**Kyoko does like that kind of music and rap metal, the sort that makes a lot of noise and heavy bass notes. Sayaka's heavy metal phase is ending and going strong into idol music. Kharn loves classic love songs, Mami likes symphonies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114387502260]

*What would happen if Girl A and Chiaki were to meet?
**After the requisite gunfight, getting drunk. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114368911284]

*What happens if someone touches Pinky's Grief Moon?
She'll get mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366174388]

*What happens if someone licks Pinky's Grief Moon?
**She gets angrier! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366523572]

*Will we ever see a Chiaki-Yuu Kamehameha? Because that would be awesome. And is Yuus master really Roshi?
**If Chiaki trains and uses the gauntlets a whole lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366478516]

*The time-stopping shield, has it ever given an obrez to Chiaki Matsuda?
**I think Murderface or Girl A would have gotten one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367334068]

*Is Sayaka a follower of the way of Zyzz? Or is she jelly, brah?
**She doesn't use anything other than oats and protein drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365608884]

*How often does Sayaka catch people mirin?
**A lot of times, moreso when she's training in the Officio gym. She just chooses to ignore them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365455028]

*Speaking of Duke, would he have a chance with Mami? Opposites attract each other, and a delicate and refined girl like Mami is the polar opposite of Duke. Also, always bet on Duke.
**I would...I haven't really considered that option? But Mami's always too busy for a relationship. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365398964]

*is mami open for personal assistants?
**Hmm, well, she has a few candidates lined up already! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365203380]

*What kind of stats would Chiaki have, discounting time fuckery or golden weapons? Because she seems kinda middling with out those advantages.
**Without time stop or the golden weapons, Chiaki's more of an average vindicare, but she's definitely quicker on the draw and better at aiming than most. She's also got a penchant for brutality, so that works out for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114364267700]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*Is there any faction in the world capable of antagonizing QB and his kind?
**Each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362844596]

*Who would win a fair chess game? Misaka or Malal?
**Misaka would win in three moves until Malal distracts her with candy and/or asks her about how the teleporter repairs are doing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362565812]

*which girls did not feel the tension before the alcohol was brought in?
**Kyoko, because Kyoko is low tension all the time (in that she can't read the mood most of the time). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362248372]

*Is Mordred ever going to get the chance to redeem herself?
**Most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361468084]

*Then what are Kyoko and Amber's kinks?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359714740]

*Are there any magical girls who focus on driving/piloting things?
**There's K, a Seventeenth Officio Culexus who focus on driving cars - pretty much anything that can be driven if I remember correctly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359916724]

*How badly would an eversor be shunned if they were slow (but made up for it in pure strength and power)? You'd still have to hit your targets.
**There are Eversors like that who aren't the fastest but really hit like powerhouses (like Yuu, for example). They wouldn't be shunned too badly, but probably be the butt of the joke unless they made it clear to their squad that they're tough as nails (probably by punching a joking squadmate to next week, or just proving it in combat). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359754420]

*Is Kyoko into that thing where you eat sushi off a naked girl, that girl preferably being Sayaka?
**Not...really? Because she'd be too busy scarfing the sushi down to notice the girl's naked. "Oh hey, you're not gonna eat this, right?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359627444]

*Is Sayaka into swordplay during sex, then? No, Sayaka is embarrassingly vanilla.
**Ask Amber or Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359479988]

*>Ask Amber or Kyoko. Are you saying Kyoko has kinks?
**Both redheads do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359582900]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*Was best kharn mind raped
**No, she just had her sanity got the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358625204]

*HOW DOES BEST MAERORUS KHARN LOSE WITH EX RANK EVERYTHING?!
**It's dat low sanity mang [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358548148]

*How advanced is Tiny Pete's AI at this point?
**Something like advanced servitor-type AI, where he can make decisions on his own but ultimately follow Misaka's orders to the letter. Nothing as advanced as Blade Wolf's, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358221236]

*Then why do Chiaki and Area need glasses?
**For Chiaki, it's always been something of a comfort issue with her. She identifies with the glasses mostly, and she wears it to 'help' her vision. It's sort of an unknown placebo effect with her. As for Rea, well, it is a mystery. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357833652]

*We all know what Pinky thinks of this world's Homu, but how does she feel about the rest of the meduka meguca gang?
**She misses Mami, she wishes Sayaka would just witch out and get it over with so she doesn't have to relive the entire painful process again, and she really misses Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357576372]

*Why do magical girls never marry guys?
**They do! But there's really no room in what they do to get a working relationship going. Kharn got lucky in that she and Souji were already close then. They do go for flings and short-term relationships though. Short answer, it takes a lot of guff to make one work if you're a magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357698484]

*What happened to Oriko?
**She turned evil! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114322872244]

*We know Mami has the best mamis in the Ninth. Who's got the best 'ass'ets?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286836404]

*What is the chance of pairing best mamis and best assets?
**It's going to be a very uphill struggle. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114305459124]

*Who asked who out first with KyoSaya?
**Sayaka asked Kyoko out first! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286901684]

*who is kumatora
**Hat-chan's self-insert! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114281617844]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*I think most of the players assume Mami isn't as benevolent as she seems, but most of us still love her. That said, I've never seen anyone say anything about Kyouko sucking up or being anything less than the perfect bro. Does Kyouko have muscles underneath her costume, or is it just Sayaka?
**Kyoko eats horribly enough that there's a very thin layer of healthy over her muscles. If you have her take off her shirt and flex, though, she'll take you to the gun show most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114277298868]

*Is it even possible to hate Kyouko? Is it possible to not love Mami?
**Well, I would say so! Players may find Kyoko's friendliness as her sucking up to her Warmaster buddy, and Mami's smile and warmth may be seen as someone being utterly duplicitous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276817332]

*Just how did Kyouko become our friend?
**Kyoko just took a liking to Girl A mostly, she reminded her of her younger sister somewhat. Granted, it's easy for Kyoko to be friends with anyone, but she really thought 'hey, this person needs a pal' with Murderface and tried her best to be there even when only Mami was the one to stick up for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276807348]

*Is there a maximum level of Kyoko best bro-ness?
**There's very little that Kyoko won't do for Chiaki if she asks, including missing her own wedding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276662708]

*Does that mean we'll get to turn Tiny Pete into a giant stomping murderterminator ON WHEELS? SIGN ME UP
**Anon please he's already got a Contemptor chassis [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276012724]

*Wait, I thought Tiny Pete was a Termie, not a Dreadnought
**Misaka can take his AI and put it on another chassis, basically ! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276159668]

*Are you telling me that Misaka can build Dreadnoughts? Why hasn't she taken over the world yet?
**She's only a one-man construction team and arms dealer, so it takes her a long time to make that stuff. But the players did give her a new pet and helper! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276269492]

*Which character would you say the players least 'get'? Like they seem to have an idea about who they are or how they work that doesn't quite mesh with what you're trying to portray?
**I think if there are any characters that the players get the least, it's more of my own shortcomings in not being able to put them across. I think one of them is Yuma, but then again YumaQuest as a whole was really emotionally-driven and very hard to write on my part. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275626164]

*Is the Queen a member of the Second?
**Long retired one, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275544244]

*Where would Kyōko and Sayaka spend their honeymoon?
**Castle Greyskull in Britain, i.e. the Second Officio's headquarters. Probably! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114274729908]

*Has anyone defeated Kharn in battle besides Yuma/Malal and that one Fragment of Chiaku?
**Yes! After Malal's death, she was defeated by someone from the Sixth, in one sparring match that nearly went to death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114271344308]

*How many foreign governments have been toppled by Mami in the past? Also, how many FSB or CIA agents have been put to sleep permanently by Chiaki Matsuda?
**Quite a few, but she never brags about them. As for the latter, enough to make a skull throne of her own! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114269908916]

*Is Nanoha is part of the First (that WAS her in Song of the Sixteenth, right?), does that mean Fate's with them, too?
**There's a good chance of it, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267540916]

*How many officio girls actually have boyfriends/husbands or just male companions in general?
**There are actually a handful of them, just very uncommon. The Warmaster of the Sixth, for instance, is already married! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267355572]

*I looked through the first thread of MGNQ, and I noticed that Mami had a scar across her neck. Was that meant to be relevant?
**Hahaha, well, I wasn't really expecting for MGNQ to run past that first thread, so I just drew the stuff I liked for it. It doesn't mean anything other than to terrify! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114220772276]

*Which characters are the cutest? Which characters act the cutest?
**That's a hard one...but I'll still go with Pinky. Madoka I think has a very cute design, and Pinky really gives it a creepy edge. Acting the cutest...well, there's always Misaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114187830964]

*Yuma is based on a real person? Who could be such a hurricane of bad decisions?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114185356980]

*Which characters in MGNQ are based on people you know?
**There's a lot! Kharn, Malal, Yuma, Midori, Kumatora, Misaka, Rea to name the most notable ones. Of course everyone knows Wendy. Souji's one too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114170026932]

*Is Kumatora related to Takatora? now a serious question: do you have any advice for some one thing on running a quest?
**Her older brother, yes! And if you run a quest, only take your writing seriously, and never the quest itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167983028]

*Why did Chiaki train Kumatora? And why is she Midori's assistant now? An eversor getting trained by a vindicare and then assissting a callidus makes no sense to me.
**That's a question that will be answered in a future flashback, but the short answer is that Kumatora was once a really incorrigible delinquent trainee. She was paired up with Murderface to 'scare' her straight, and it backfired in the best way possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167126708]

*Will we ever get a competent male character? Emphasis on competent. Like giving Incubators a run for their griefseeds.
**Hahaha, well, whoever they are needs to wake up really early in the morning to do that! Or not sleep at all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157779380]

*Why are the Incubators trying to keep the existence of magic a secret?
**They're not! It's just easier this way, more convenient. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157711540]

*why did the first choose the moon exactly? why not mars?
**It's closer to Pinky's Grief Seed and gives him an uninterrupted line of sight with his moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157585588]

*most cutest incubator? The Thirteenth! He has little glasses.
**He thinks he's people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157509556]

*Will anyone surpass Mami-san's pancakes?
**No one! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156693428]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]

*How much of a bitch is Sayaka really
**She's just the sort of person to stick to her convictions and hates Murderface so much you can't believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155944116]

*In a serious battle, who would win: Midori or Kumachan?
**The first versus question? I would really put it down to each character's conditioning and mental state. But if for some reason they were really angry with each other, like Midori missed another deadline because of shenanigans or Kuma accidentally buying the wrong kind of paper...Kuma would win in a beatdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155664820]

*Is there anyone lewder than Midori?
**Enishi probably is, all things considered. But Midori can really get into it that I haven't shown in the main quest yet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155000756]

*What made you decide to give Kyouko an eyepatch?
**Eyepatches are always cool, and the only character who could pull one off and be even cooler with it is Kyoko! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154948532]

*Will Sayaka ever be Cavefish huge? Will you?
**I've always envisioned Sayaka to eventually get a Bruce Lee-type body - streamlined but very built, very hard, somewhat wiry but still feminine. As for me, well, even work is conspiring to keep me away from the gym, but I'm trying! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154786740]

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TwiceBorn: Added new questions.

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A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 34===
*Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360092]
**I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360124]

===Thread 58===
*You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182620]
**The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182776]

===Thread 62===
*The part about oriko confuses me. When she bitchslapped Chiaki and when she was mentiond in Kirikas Dossier it wasnt mentioned that she was a Meguca. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**You're right, she isn't! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*What's Madoka's power level right now? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025626]
**Nearly maximum! She's pretty powerful. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

===Thread 77===
*does kharn love souji more than she loves violence
*or betrayal
*or skulls
*ok maybe not that last part but the first two?
*This is probably important. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524011]
**Kharn loves a good fight just as much as Souji! She's a monster, but she's still a woman, so maybe a little reminding is in order! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524033]

===Thread 79b===
*Is Tiny Pete outclassed by golden weapon users? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913717]
**Tiny Pete is really strong! Even being a Golden Weapon user can't protect you from ten tons of pure awesome! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913734]

==Questions from Ask.fm==

*How well would Chiaki, Malal, Sayaka, Kyouko, and Mami get along with their mainline Madoka-verse counterparts?
**It'd be like trying to get along with your younger self, basically.
**MGNQ Mami would pull her mainline self aside and teach her the basics of Mamidom.
**Sayaka would smirk and ask her mainline self if she even trains.
**Kyoko would be sad at how much of a dick her mainline self tries to be.
**Chiaki and Homura would try to kill each other at sight. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118228275380]

*Can an Incubator cry or laugh? As in, are they physically capable of either or both?
**They can make the approximate sounds. It's usually the first sign of insanity, though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127709582516]

*How many members of the main cast can Sayaka lift?
**She can deadlift Olympia, transition neatly into a C&J, and then OHP it x100.
**In short, she can just barely lift Enishi, Midori and Wendy off the floor [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127748700084]

*Did Kharn use any specific people for the parts of the skull throne directly under her butt?
**"Nyet, has to be all skulls. Cannot call it skull throne otherwise. Vertebrae is pretty good for foot massage though!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127431951796]

*So wait, Mami was willing to do lewd things with Girl A, but she refuses to do anything when Chiaki practically throws herself over her? What's up with that?
**Carrot and stick approach, Anon!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127634682036]

*Has Mami ever considered loving S&M with Chiaki?
**She's tried with Girl A, in an attempt to see what makes her tick. Just tying her hands together made Girl A curl up and prepare for a beating. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127563164596]

*What is the proper syrup to pancake ratio? By volume if possible.
**Murderface's personal ratio: four teaspoons of syrup for every pancake. If it's stacked higher than five, make it two. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127453061044]

*Is it true that mumi can turn a hard S into a hard M?
**I'm not saying she's a bitchbreaker
**But she is a bitchbreaker [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127561576372]

*Why is the Mumi so paranoid, sempai?
**Why can't she leave the room without putting Homuhomu in wizard bondage? Because she gets off on it [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127511044276]

*Is Alice related to Annie May and Mary Sue?
**Alice is Annie May's weeaboo nickname. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127430811316]

*Also, "a cacophony of a hundred ivory rifles" - was the backstab only figurative?‎
**Mami is the most trustworthy person Chiaki will ever know. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127270195380]

*Did Yuma ever killed anyone?‎
**Cavefish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127427391156]

*Thread 64- Midori talking about prophetic dreams: "They usually turn out to be nothing, even if they seem to be realistic at first. I'd know, I kinda specialize in them a bit.". So, Midori has some dream-like abilities?
**She does, but not to the extent that Wendy is, because Wendy has been grinding that skill for a long time (i.e. sleeping) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127294593204]

*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*What are the chances of Midori and Wendy hooking up behind Chiaki's back?
**10000% [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127263934644]

*Does that mean the homu in the current timeline doesn't have any flashbacks like malal? or is she doing her own stuff to save the world?
**She has her own flashbacks, and she has her own agenda. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127262365620]

*So, Chiaki is a Homura from the Akashic Realm. But then where Malal found that clone?‎
**In the Akashic Realm, roaming the plains like a dark spirit in need of someone to stab in the back! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127256987572]

*Malal put Chiaki in Charlotte barrier, ok. But why had Chiaki her chest open when Mami found her? ("there's a ragged hole in the center of her chest"). Also, why did Chiaki had long hair? ("Her hair, black and impossibly long, obscures her face"). Did she came from Akashic Realm with that hair?
**Because Pinky found her as soon as Charlotte entered the timeline, anon!
**Also, yes, she came with the long hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127260940468]

*Did Nero or Kharn ever meet the First Warmaster? Is Nero secretly plotting to trick her into attending one of her orgies?
**Yes, they did meet her, but she's always been too busy to really get to know them, or even spend more than five minutes in the meeting. I'd wager Nero is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201604532]

*Who is the lewdest MGNQ that is in denial about their lewdness?
**The First Warmaster [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201086388]

*Who is the Edgiest MGNQ? Chiaki.
**It's her charm point! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127197074100]

*Which 2 girls would pilot Gurren Lagann?
**Yuma and Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126873105588]

*Which 2 MGNQ girls would Pilot the Gunbuster?
**Chiaki and Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126858334900]

*Does Chiaki have a Louisville Slugger?
**She's the MC of ten thousand timelines! What do you think??? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126830564020]

*Who has the bigger bust? Kharn or Mami?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126752103604]

*On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being talc and 10 being diamond, how hard is Sayaka's butt, in both the literal and metaphorical senses?
**I wouldn't say they're hard, they're just pleasantly firm and sculpted. They're not all that big though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126731357620]

*Is this timeline's Homura Akemi contracted yet?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126664971444]

*How many of your characters have tattoos?
**The Karasawa sisters, save for Noriko, have huge Yakuza dragon tattoos on their back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126698288820]

*The cake is very smoky. Is the cake Chiaki?
**"...No. Fuck off with your cake bullshit. Where's my pancakes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126680160948]

*Is Kyouko's pocky actually coated in LSD?
**No, she just likes sweet things, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126675842996]

*What is Chiaki's magical realm like?
**A land of pancakes and whisky and butts as soft as pancakes she rest her head on and sleep. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126603819956]

*Are your girls more luxurious bath girls? Or utilitarian showers?
**Mami and Nero takes long baths with the rose petals and suds in them.
**Sayaka and Kyoko take showers, but the former isn't averse to a long hot soak herself.
**Chiaki gets the HOSE [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126484750772]

*What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
**Genetic cloning, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361667252]

*Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
**Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361139892]

*Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
**It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126342265268]

*So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
**Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126328446132]

*Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
**She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126327310772]

*Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?
**Sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126307631796]

*How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
**Quite a small fortune! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126302454964]

*Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
**That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126163024820]

*You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
**On the battlefield. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126061221300]

*Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?
**She did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125953380532]

*"If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
**I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125929033396]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What does Kyouko think of Amber?
**Suspicious! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125677398708]

*How does Mami train?
**Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801183924]

*How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
**There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240717748]

*>There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
** Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126252339892]

*>Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
**No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126264731316]

*How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
**Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234386868]

*>Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
**Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126235322036]

*Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
**She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126217736884]

*How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
**Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234461108]

*A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
**"She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
**"It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125443207604]

*Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
**Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125050017204]

*Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
**In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125332675252]

*Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
**Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125187529652]

*At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
**At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125143435188]

*Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
**Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125138642612]

*Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
**Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125031313076]

*Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
**She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125029706932]

*What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
**Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125015322804]

*What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
**Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125022092212]

*Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
**I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124967024820]

*Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
**Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124899125940]

*Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?
**"...Mami." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124720676788]

*Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
**Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124789813172]

*Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
**I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124758149044]

*First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
**First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124756677812]

*What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
**Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124619926196]

*Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
**She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124616764596]

*I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
**Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124572130996]

*What is Souji and Misaka's last name?
**Rokossovsky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124549040564]

*So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
**Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124557969588]

*Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
**Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124490043316]

*Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
**As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124474832820]

*Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124351603636]

*How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
**Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124307412148]

*Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
**Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124310700724]

*We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
**Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124032087220]

*Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
**Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240736180]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
**Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124030640308]

*What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
**Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
**Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
**Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121873320884]

*Why do Incubators love money so much?
**If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122119414196]

*Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
**If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123648308404]

*People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123424891828]

*What are your characters' theme songs?
**Kyoko = Hatredkopter
**Chiaki = Blood Ocean
**Sayaka = Murmaider
**Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
**Iori = Symmetry
**Mami = Fansong
**Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
**Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
**Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123341301172]

*Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
**According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123026895028]

*How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
**Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122758588084]

*Does Rea have any family?
**Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122978258868]

*Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
**Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122718684084]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*"Barbara Falk, augmented meguca of the IV Officio, answering to the Warsmith" http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barban_Falk icwatudidthar
**That is all TwiceBorn! Please give him the credit, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122338896820]

*Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
**"No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120942436788]

*Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
**The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121601437876]

*Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
**It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122117921716]

*Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
**"HAHAHAHAHA!"
**"Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
**"You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
**"Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
**"ETERNITY AWAITS!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121905482676]

*How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
**Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121871434676]

*Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
**An inordinate amount of grenades [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121706631348]

*Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
**"Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121492226740]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
**Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121391025588]

*Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
**The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344726708]

*Why is Enishi so fat?
*Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121338216628]

*Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
**She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121048281780]

*Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
**She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121084754612]

*If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
**"Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120980483764]

*Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
**"Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120814307252]

*Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
**Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
**Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
**Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
**Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
**Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
**And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120924107956]

*How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
*Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120816322484]

*Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
**Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120807458996]

*Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎
**Both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120753315508]

*What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
**Kharn: The Betrayer,
**Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
**Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
**Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
**Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120551791028]

*Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
**Sayaka secretly does.
**Kyoko makes heroic poses.
**Kharn does it every chance she can.
**Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120532309172]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Has Pinky ever shipped anyone (besides herself x homura)?
**The Blessed Lady loves everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119805562036

*What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
**As a respectable journalist. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120454384564]

*Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
**Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120317164212]

*How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
**With Halloween sex in costumes
**I don't have to draw a picture do I [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120268802996]

*What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
**Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120195737268]

*How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
**Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119919881396]

*So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎
**The First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118983758772]

*+ HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +
**All the points! All the points.
**(No, even if she's a broken psychopath Murderface kind of understands Yuma now.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119856924084

*How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
**Enough times for them to fall in love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119868308916]

*Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
**"Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
**"...Well, what about the skull designs--"
**"I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119900208820]

*Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
**Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [http://ask.fm/Deculture]

*Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
**Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119830955188]

*Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
**I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119639080372]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
**Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
**Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
**Sayaka: Cute underwear.
**Kyoko: Food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119223983796]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
**They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396267444]

*Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
**No, but he can dubstep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396260020]

*Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
**She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396210612]

*In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
**Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119373504180]

*Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
**Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119188718772]

*Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
**They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349897652]

*I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
**He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349882548]

*Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
**He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119353303476]

*Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
**I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119099984820]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
**Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
**Sayaka: "Discipline."
**Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
**Mami: "Obedience."
**Malal: "Common sense."
**Chiaki: "Ammunition." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119145784756]

*How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
**It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845743028]

*We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
**I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119090150580]

*One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
**The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
**Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119064796596]

*What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
**Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
**Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119055049140]

*What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
**She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118864268724]

*Tell us more about Kumachan!
**She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845662900]

*Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
**Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
**Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
**Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
**Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118837537716]

*What sort of figures do your characters have?
**I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
**Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
**Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
**Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
**Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
**Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118796554164]

*What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
**Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
**Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
**Chiaki would be dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118785411764]

*Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
**Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118739846324]

*Who can out-eat Kyoko?
**No one. Not even Gavrill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118731980980]

*Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
**Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118532729780]

*Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
**Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118482462388]

*Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?
**Tenth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118383680180]

*Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
**Because she's a Culexus???? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118373046452]

*Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
**Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118267801780]

*What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
**[Pre-Fight]
**Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
**Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
**Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
**Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
**Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
**Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
**Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
**Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
**Malal: ...Mission Start.
**Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118235444660]

*Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
**Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118210581428]

*Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
**She's a very multi-faceted idol [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118227301556]

*What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
**Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
**Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118187215540]

*Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
**The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118177475764]

*Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
**Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
**Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118140252340]

*A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118095487156]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
**It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118082887604]

*What class was Ahriman?
**Vindicare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118090548148]

*What are your characters' biggest flaws?
**Chiaki cares too much.
**Kharn cares too little.
**Pinky is insane in the membrane.
**Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118000672692]

*Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
**"There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117451932340]

*Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
**Yes, but they get hunted down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116746708404]

*Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?
**Nero. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118002281396]

*Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
**Kharn: Lust
**Sayaka: Wrath
**Kyoko: Gluttony
**Mami: Envy
**Midori: Greed
**Chiaki: Pride
**Kumatora: Sloth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118067887284]

*When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
**Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943390900]

*If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
**Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117578547892]

*How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
**Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820655028]

*Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
**He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117925660340]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
**The spicier the better for her, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117821856948]

*Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?
**Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778516404]

*Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
**It's mostly just megucas. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117825143476]

*What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
**She starts with their hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117678521780]

*What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
**Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
**Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820797108]

*What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
**1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
**2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
**3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
**4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
**5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117640035764]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?
**Yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117550089140]

*How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
**"...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
**"At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
**"Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
**"How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117554886068]

*Describe a day with Sayaka.
**"Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
**"On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
**"Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
**"Thanks, I'll get right on it."
**"Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
**"Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
**"Training again? What muscle group?"
**"Everything."
**"...Hey, I need--"
**"FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117546069172]

*Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
**"Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
**"Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
**"Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
**"...And?"
**"Pardon?"
**"...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
**"What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
**"..."
**"If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117544764084]

*Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
**I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117476705716]

*Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
**That's a waste of cheese! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117521785524]

*which meguca gives the BEST massage?
**All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117433211572]

*which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
**Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117347026868]

*We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
**Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117339284404]

*Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
*8"What do YOU think?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117346433716]

*did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
**"Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117343972020]

*Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
**"...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117345626036]

*How do your characters react to being tied up?
**Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117725463476]

*Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
**She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695289268]

*Which meguca has the lewdest costume?
**Mordred [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117304176052]

*Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
**Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
**Enishi likes DICKS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117267158708]

*>Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
**She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117268080820]

*What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
**Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
**Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116843401396]

*How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
**They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117249752500]

*Most annoying magical girl?
**I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117104156852]

*which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
**Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117246838708]

*a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
**Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
**Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
**Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117209271988]

*You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
**If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
**Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117167429556]

*are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
**Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117156563380]

*Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
**Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
**Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100124084]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
**I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
**Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
**[Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
**[Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
**[Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
**[Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117154253748]

*Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
**"W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117032977844]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
**To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059607476]

*So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
**They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117142242740]

*is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117101299380]

*Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
**Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117103601844]

*What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
**That's a spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059767988]

*Is Midori a scrub that draws Murder Mayumi without proper trigger discipline? If so, how much does this bother Chiaki?
**Loving someone means forgiving their tiny faults and then saving them up for embarassing stories to tell your kids someday [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117016267188]

*has a cat tried to scratch kharn or chiaki's laser dot pupils yet?
**All cats shriek and claw in Kharn's presence, so maybe. Chiaki, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013458612]

*no but seriously how good is chiaki's eyesight w/o glasses?
**I would say that it's actually pretty good for a Vindicare? Just a bit of shortsightedness. She wears the glasses more because it helps her mood and focus, and it's from Mami. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013353396]

*Do Kyoukos set potential mates on fire as part of an ancient mating ritual?
**Possibly! But they probably just like how the victim panics and flails around like a headless chicken. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990826932]

*When will Kyoko set Sayaka on fire?
**Probably never! That's only for best friends, bros, and people she doesn't like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990779060]

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the best at basketball?
**Dildoes. She can dunk over anyone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116986494900]

*Has Kharn ever taught Girl A cool dance moves?
**The garotte dance, where you sneak up on someone, garotte them and then dance a violent jig so you break your victim's neck as they're being choked out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116981222068]

*Has Kharn ever thought Murderface/Girl A some cool moves?
**Plenty! Kharn's taught her a lot of dirty tricks, including using her Shield as a weapon. You can also blame the kneecap thing on Kharn for encouraging it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969710260]

*In the MGNQ cast who understands what Love really means?
**Homusatan. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969651892]

*Has any of the main cast earned a college degree or earned certifications or the like?
**I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree, and Mami already has a few in Business Administration and Management. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116867190708]

*"I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree" <-- ... Is Kyouko really that much of an animal?
**No, Sayaka just wants a fallback in case she decides to give up the trade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969616308]

*Has Malal ever snap at Girl A for being all the things happening her fault, even for a brief second?
**Yes. But she never does it to her face - she just mutes her helmet, goes into a corner and screams. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969305268]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*Question for Miss Tomoe! what else did Girl A like to eat aside from pancakes?
**"Mm, well, I tried to get her to eat something a bit more nourishing, but it's always been pancakes...ah, I believe she also developed a taste for western food after we took her to Santa Destroy, to meet the Eighth? Hotdogs and hamburgers seemed to agree with her." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116966161332]

*Why doesnt Misaka like Kharn that much, anyway? Bad first impressions, maybe?‎
**It's just a younger sister being jealous that her older brother is being stolen. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116936738228]

*Does Kharn always embarass Souji in front of the troops? Does he get his revenge now that shes feeling worse these days?‎
**Hahaha, well, he tries to, but he knows her revenge will be that much worse if he does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924462772]

*What happens when two incubators really love each other?
**They trade stocks and bonds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924725428]

*How many variations of Homura have their been? There's Braids, Dildos, and Chiaki (her and Murderface are one and the same), but has she gone by any other names?
**Too many to mention here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116922097076]

*How would MGNQ!Sayaka & Kyouko fare against Rebellion!Sayaka & Kyouko? Assume both have their trump cards unknown (Cheesecake & Octavia) before going into the fight.
**I think it'd be a tie, but I'd give it to the MGNQ versions by only a small margin, considering that both Kyoko and Sayaka have been trained to be disciplined killers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116919932084]

*Which megucas haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889009332]

*What about girls from the other Officios?
**Well, back at the other timelines, there wasn't really an Officio system to begin with, so Homura only interacted closely with the original four. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116890184116]

*Who haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Kamijou, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888869812]

*If he's the only one, does that mean at one point one of them fell for Hitomi?
**Nah, I wouldn't say so. They know about how Green Hair is the Danger. Unlike Chiaki, they're taking that to heart! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889306036]

*Did any of the Homus ever get with best girl (aka: Madoka's mom)?
**I...no, I don't think I see that happening. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889035444]

*Are you sure? Are you really sure she's the only one?
**I did say one of the most lucid ones! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888701364]

*Is there any meguca Homura didn't fall in love with at some point?
**Mami, probably. They almost always seem to clash beliefs and methods. MGNQ would be the first time a Homura and a Mami is getting along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888288948]

*Is there a Homura that fell in love with Kyoko?
**I'd say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876421044]

*Braids fell in love with Sayaka, but how Dildos? Has she ever had a romantic relationship with anybody?
**No, Dildos just wanted to save Madoka. She was one of the most lucid Homuras, who killed everything and everyone in her path to save Madoka, including the Kaname family.
**Probably the loneliest and the craziest too, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876491188]

*Which meguca is the most ticklish? Sayaka.
**But she isn't a laugher, she's a hitter. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116887291572]

*Hey Chiaki, you're grocery shopping with Midori and while heading out, you noticed she bought a large dog collar. And you own no dog. What's your reaction?
**"...I'd tell her that if she wants a huge, hairy dog, she should tell me directly instead of making oblique hints like that. And it's not allowed inside the apartment." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116866956212]

*Does Sayaka's parents know about Kyouko? Do they approve?
** They probably don't, but Sayaka doesn't really connect with them now that she's a self-made woman. She does send money home quite a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116858764212]

*Does Braids still have her scar from the heart procedure?Does all of Homura in MGNQ have it?
**She still has it, yes. A lot of them do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116859353524]

*besides her official title of warmaster can you list the other unofficial titles of chiaki?
**does she also retain her titles back when her name was murderface? Ol' Noodles, The Noodly One Reborn, The Butcher, The Quiet One, The Creepy One, The One Who Does Not Bathe, Noodle Bitch, Smokestacks, Whisky Breath, Exhaust Breath, Marlboros, Kong [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116675592116]

*You said somebody beat Kharn once, and Kharn took it poorly. What happened to that person? Were they strung up by their guts or something?
**No, they're still in the Sixth, being loud and annoying as always. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763638964]

*So... Gavrill is part of the Sixth now? It's Gavrill, right? Please tell me it's Gavrill and not the other loud girl.
**Well, Gavrill did a whole lot of beating Kharn up back when she was still a wee little Maerorus, and I daresay that helped Kharn become the hardcore Eversor she was at her prime. Heather Crunch beat her during a warm-up fight after Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116812902580]

*When you say warm up fight, are you saying that neither fought at full strength? At full strength, with no restrictions, who would win? Kharn or Heather?
**What I meant by that was Kharn was trying to get back up to fighting form after, well, being depressed a whole lot about what she did. What was supposed to be just a fun training session turned ugly and too far. Kharn lost miserably to Heather then, even when at her prime she could've torn her apart without so much as breaking a sweat.
**Without restrictions, it's Kharn. Kharn is the Apex Predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116821903028]

*Hey, has Chiaki ever hooked up with Kyouko in a past loop? Or only Sayaka? How messed up did it go?
**There's a good chance Chiaki did hook up with Kyouko, and it probably went well enough. It's kind of like a bromance but a lot deeper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116816434868]

*Dammnit Braids! We wanted to get Sayaka turned on, not sad! You fuck it up! You fucked it up big time! Now you'll never get laid.
**She just wanted to play the piano for a bit! Don't shout at her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116815920564]

*Are there any Vindicares that manage funnels/bits?
**Yeah, there should be! I think Rea does a fair bit of that too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116822807476]

*Question for Girl A! how much guns is too much?
**"...Never enough gun." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116719214516]

*Question for the great at beautiful Ms. Tomoe! how did you feel when girl A provided a name for herself for the first time?
**"I felt...well, happy, actually! It fits her better, and she's finally rid of that silly nickname Miss Valnikov gave her!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116632825268]

*Would Chiaki use a Bugasalt shotgun for home use?
**I looked this up and YES [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116625070772]

*Which meguca is loudest in bed?
**Odette or Wendy. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216886964]

*What the hell was so special about Ekaterina, anyway? Wasn't she just some random, no name Vindicare? Why go through all the trouble to kidnap her, of all people?‎
**There are some Magical Girls who are fated to like cakes and grow big boobs and then there are some who are fated to burn the entire galaxy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618640564]

*When do you think Homura and Madoka be on equal terms?
**When they're both trying to kill each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116514795956]

*Whats the difference between Sayaka's training style and Kirika's?‎
**Kirika's involves mainly tying up some newbie Eversors and having those she's currently training 'test' the sharpness of their weapons on them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618392500]

*who is the second meguca with the most alluring pheromone?
**I think that's the Sixth Warmaster? Basically most of the Sixth has some kind of thing like that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116573120436]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Do you think Homu would sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" in her spare time?
**Hahaha, no [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116575969204]

*Which meguca is the best hugger?
**Toss-up between Midori and Mami. I'd like to say maybe Wendy or Kharn, but you're always unsure with these two if you're gonna feel the prick of something sharp in your back. Or on your sides. Wherever.
**I think Odette's is one too, if it's a hot summer day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116567889076]

*Who is the craziest not-evil meguca? Gavrill.
**She's even crazier than Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116565635764]

*Will we ever see QB angry? As in, vocally and visibly angry and not his usual calm and collected self? Imagine his voice screaming inside your head with no way to block it!
**It takes a lot to get QB angry, but yes, it's possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116559500980]

*You said that most of the first magical girls have witched out or died, but how many of them are still alive?
**A handful! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116525808564

*Is there anybody who consistently made the Koobster mad?
**Not really? There has been a few times he got quite pissed at Jyuubey, but for Chiaki it's simply mild frustration. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560420020]

*What does Midori see in Chiaki? What does Wendy? Mami?
**She's the brooding badass archetype that's so flawed you can't help but like her a little. And she's trying her best, that's another thing.
**Although I would ask this again with Wendy, really. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116510941620]

*Even if Dildos is aloof, prideful, disdainful, & a huge bitch, wouldn't Sayaka at least be able to respect her goal oriented mentality & dedication? Given how scornfully Sayaka spoke of Kharn's tenure as Warmaster, I got the impression that she could actually get along with someone serious as Dildos
**Of course! But it's something instinctive in Sayaka too. She can respect Dildos' work ethic, but she hates the know-it-all types. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116489275060]

*Kharn, what is your favorite dish?
**"Blondes!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116214363828]

*Wendy's reaction if she meets the three stooges? Is the 4th homu still sulking behind her mirror?
**You can ask her yourself, hahaha! But I would predict a certain amount of shock and "..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116484857524]

*Arm wrestling between Midori and Chiaki, who wins?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116388673460]

*Whos the lewdest of the Three Stooges?‎
**Braids. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116482111924]

*If Dildos and Sayaka met what would happen?
**Both would be at each other's throats in minute one. At least Chiaki and Sayaka can reach and accord and becoming at least friendly with each other - Dildos is completely unapologetic about being a dildo, a Tendou Souji(Kamen Rider Kabuto) type. Aloof, prideful and disdainful - traits that Sayaka just hates a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116481372084]

*what were Girl A's redeeming traits, if any?
**She liked killing people. A lot. And also blowing up stuff - Kharn could point at any structure she wants to, Girl A would simply smile and then 'flicker' slightly, and then that structure would blow up in an oversized explosion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116479482548]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*Which character(s) knows and can sing the entirety of "The Bad Touch"?
**Not speaking for the rest, but Kyoko and Kharn, most probably. Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116367457716]

*which meguca is the second most flammable?
**Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116469858228]

*Who is/was the strongest Eversor in the world in terms of pure lifting strength?
**Petra, current Warmaster of the Fourth. She can bench-press the world. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116468644020]

*What scares your characters?
**Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116235893172]

*If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?
**"It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387562932]

*Who introduced being a drunkee to Chiaki?
**Malal and Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116426006708]

*Is there a Warmaster that enjoys being a watch wearing dildo?
**The Sixth Warmaster is pretty good at it, but she's already a housewife. You can argue that Mami was nearly one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387603124]

*If MGNQ were a cop dramedy, would Kyoko work with a K-9 Unit?
**Definitely. She'd have a huge menacing Ovcharka with great shaggy fur that is just a big sweetie and loves to cuddle until she tells it to kill, in which case it would eat faces off. Its name would be, always, 'Spike'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116339582900]

*Are there any living Meguca whose relationship with Mami is hostile/distrust? What about in the First ?
**I wouldn't say so. Mami generally tries to be sociable and dependable to those she comes into contact with. Like I keep saying, the Mami that we see with Chiaki is not the Mami we see with other Officios. She becomes warm and doting and intimate to those who direly needs that kind of person in their lives. If, for example, she had to deal with the Seventeenth, despite them suddenly having a distinct dislike of her (something she couldn't really figure out), she'd deal with them politely, directly, without any nonsense about tea parties or cuddling or hugs. There would be no need to, because they're fine on their own and expect efficiency instead.
**Mami is savvy enough to know which approach goes best with who. Maybe there are a few who do honestly treat her with hostility or distrust, and while she'd like to change that relationship, she's also savvy enough to take a step back and say 'Alright, if you'd rather deal with another representative of my Officio, then I'll have someone sent over'. And that would be that. She'd probably feel sad or glum about it, but in the end she just tries to be decent to everyone. Which is the point. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116343445428]

*Does Midori have the Warmaster room bugged for trigger words like "sex"?
**Maybe! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116348099508]

*Other than Mami did anyone else re-educate Girl A to being a vindicare?
**Nope, it was strictly a one-on-one affair with Mami. This made Sayaka super jelly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116309512884]

*Who are the strongest megucas that have never held warmaster or rank leader (or equivalent) positions?
**Too many to list here! Remember that being a Warmaster doesn't mean you have to be super strong, but it definitely helps. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116366065076]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*What kind of abilities does Kyoko have?
**She can summon a fuckton of spears, sectioned spears, bardiches, chainsaw spears, that kind of thing. She can even summon spears that have explosive speartips, like the Death Korps of Krieg use. Fantastic! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217552052]

*How much could Chiaki-Yuu lift at max power? Like, fully pissed off, nothing to lose kind of deal? Or do the bangles not increase her actual physical strength that much?‎
**Fully charged, fully angry, Full Flesh of the Fallen Angels Yuu would be similar to Asura's The Destructor Form - and something along the lines of the moon hurtling towards her at full speed would be something she can lift and push away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116272674484]

*You mentioned Kyoko is strongly against the idea of modding herself with cybernetics. What about that seems so repellent to her? Other girls don't seem to mind as much...?‎
**She's one of the old-fashioned sort. Just like Sayaka, she doesn't want anything unnatural going on with her body, and she's become a bit partial to her eyepatch already and the wound underneath it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116286582964]

*How many times did midori read 50 shades of grey book?
**Zero times. Mami reads it though, but she can't do it without the tiniest smirk and murmuring 'casual' under her breath. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116318853556]

*How many characters are based on friends/writefags/drawfags? I count Midori, Malal, Kumatora, Souji, and a super secret one that I found recently. No need to list who they are, just how many are there?
**Quite a handful! I can't count them offhand, hahaha. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173938100]

*Is Sayaka the world's most durable Eversor?
**She's the World War Hulk of Eversors, with Wolverine healing abilities. Kyoko is the Deadpool. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116267208372]

*Could full Yandere Midori beat Wendy?
**I would dsay yes. Yandere Midori is pretty scary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116188497332]

*Could Sayaka even GET cybernetics, if she somehow wanted to? Or would the surgery, like, heal too quickly to replace the part? Or, like, what if her arm gets cut off and she looses it off a building or something, does it regrow into a second Sayaka?!‎
**She could, yes, if she wanted to. And no, that's silly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116200337844]

*If Kharn got in a bind, can she still summon Gorefather/child? Or do they only respond to Chiaki, now?‎
**If she's really in danger, maybe, but it's hard considering Chiaki's now their owner. She will be able to summon Malal (her chainsword) though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176201652]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**She's a proper girl! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217906100]

*Who is Nero and why haven't we seen more of her?
**Nero Pendragon is the Warmaster of the Fourteenth Officio and the Emperor of the Vatican. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216982196]

*How long has Kharn been pregnant, and how long until the twins are due?
**She's actually been pregnant for a while during Siberia, but it's something unconfirmed (and not something she was privy to either, with all the commotion). The twins will be due rather soon, because of, well, Kharn's body being so hyper-engineered that it doesn't take her long to actually 'show'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217666740]

*Who in the First has bowled a perfect game?
**The Warmaster of the First. She bowls like an angel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173482676]

*How did Kharn get so lewd? She seemed like such a nice girl.
**"We must put togethers the Ekaterina," Malal say.
**"Yes okay" Replied the Culexus of the Ninth.
**"Here we go into her mind to reassemble her broken psyche" Malal say as she dives into Ekaterina brain to puzzle her together along with the Culexus whose souls form union to help fun times along.
**"Alright she is put together" Malal say smiling happy.
**But then!!!!!
**"RAAAAR I NEED BLONES AND MAKING SEX! MY ID HAS BEEN LET LOOSE BECAUSE MALAL HAD SACRIFICED MY EGO AND SUPEREGO"
**And then the blondes cry cry cry
**"THE MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! WHAT HUBRIS IT WAS TO UNSEAL HER ID!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217361588]

*Let's say for some reason Heartcatch Squad's punishment got left up to Sayaka, and Erika started mouthing off to Sayaka the way she did to Chiaki. What would Sayaka have done?
**A public beating. A horrific beating. Sayaka is all about justice and doing what's right, but she also has a very mean temper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173958068]

*Why was Kharn so gloomy after Malal's death? Did something else happen to her?
**Because she murdered her best friend, basically! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217648820]

*Any type moons besides Arcureid in MGNQ? Who are they?
**There are quite a few! Some of the notable ones are Luvia, Ryogi, Kohaku, Hisui, TYPE-MARS... [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217567668]

*What if Sayaka wanted Kyoko to get a robot eye?
**Impossible. Sayaka is really private and she doesn't want any possibility of videos or photos of them being intimate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116193018292]

*Would Amber videotape Sayaka and Kyoko going at it?
**No, but she'd videotape herself and Sayaka going at it hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216912564]

*Has Kyoko ever given any thought to getting a robot eye from the 2nd? Or does she like that swagtacular tsuba-eyepatch too much?
**Kyoko shudders at the thought of replacing anything of her with robot stuff, so no. She thinks it's cool, but she's perfectly okay with the eyepatch. (And yes she wants it for the #swag) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116181308340]

*Does Kyoko know that she could get a robot eye that would let her see through Sayaka's clothes?
**Not even then! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116191162036]

*Are there any megucas who have the same rock star level of fame as Kharn?
**Unfortunately no! There's a lot of popular and legendary Magical Girls, but Kharn is singular in all respects. When she got exiled, that reputation became even more legendary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116189000372]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*"Midori (is most Yandere)" Shit. How incredibly fucked are we?
**No, no, she has most yandere potential. Just make sure she doesn't get ignored too much and you'll be fine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172820404]

*Which meguca is the most Yandere? Or at least has the most Yandere potential? Once again, Pinky doesn't count.
**Midori. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116164443572]

*Sayaka, what is your DAILY DIET FOR MAINTAINING YOUR RADICAL EVERSOR STRENGTH?
**Boiled chicken meat, brown rice, eating clean, lifting hard, training harder. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172848308]

*Did Cavefish ever lift?
**She did lift a lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172883124]

*Which meguca would be most exhausting to hang out with?
**The Spymaster, because you'll be taken to every shop in Harajuku and made to carry all her shopping. At least Wendy or Chiaki just buys stuff they like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116123948980]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Which megucas are tsundere?
**Sayaka and I guess Wendy's giving Chiaki some Vitamin T too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116171371700]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*If Chiaki is MGNQ's Max Payne, who is our Vladimir Lem? Who counts Chiaki as the dearest of all their friends?
**Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116139106996]

*Wasn't Enishi based on Kaguya, appearance-wise?
**Oh, I suppose so, hahaha! Thank you for reminding me! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136272308]

*How many characters are original? Like OC do not steal? People with only different personalities don't count.
**Around a handful, I think! Some of them I can't reveal yet. The Karasawa sisters (with the exception of Noriko) are original. Kumatora is sorta original. Rea is, too! I'm sure there are more, I just don't know them off hand! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131144628]

*Has Sayaka ever visited the Second? If so, for how long?
**She hasn't actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116167169204]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Who would win in a fight: Sayaka or Kharn?
**Kharn. She's the apex predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116126388148]

*Hey Chiaki! As far as pancakes go, are you only into buttermilk & whiskey infused or are there other gimmick pancakes worth your while? (Chocolate Chip, Oats and Nuts mixed in, Anything that involves fruit etc)
**"...Why would you fuck with the texture of pancakes like that?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116066403252]

*What happened to Chiaki's parents?
**She doesn't remember. Most likely dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116046609588]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*All of your girls are forced into a fight to the death. If nobody holds back, who would win?
**The Transcendent One, because she has the least left to lose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116100065972]

*Can Pinky get high? I need to know, for uh...science. Yeah, science.‎
**She can get high! On love and life! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116120284084]

*which meguca costs the least love maintenance?
**Kyoko. She can be alone for quite a while, she's just spoiled by Sayaka. Most of the Black Templars too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116091697588]

*Most exhausting meguca?
**Pinky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096605620]

*Do incubators always take on a cat-like form, or mainly just the ones on Earth?
**Mainly the ones on earth, yeah! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116097597108]

*Can you tell us what Dildos secret for her glorious long hair? Does she ever feel stress or get annoyed about her hair?
**Brushing it out a thousand strokes a day with a fine comb, careful washing, expensive shampoo. And generally, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116037847732]

*What was Kharn's one liner in sexy mode?
**"Making fuck is now. Shh. Clothes off." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115933610932]

*How come Murderface is so great?
**I wouldn't say she is, she just tries to make do with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024674740]

*Your characters have to sing in a duet with somebody. Assuming there's no way out of it, who do they choose as their partner, and what song do they pick? **Hahaha, let's see. Considering that not a lot of them would sing unless it's karaoke time and they're all sauced...
**Wendy and Chiaki: Why can't we be friends
**Chiaki and Kyoko: Lean on me (loudly, off-key, with arms around each other's shoulders) and Highway to Hell, basically
**Kyoko and Sayaka: Some super cheesy duet love song that they'd sing while holding hands, loudly and cheerfully without even blushing.
**Kharn and Chiaki: Loyal to no-one [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115999895988]

*Who trains the hardest?
**Sayaka. No one trains harder than her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075717556]

*Who do you think is worse big sister? Chiaki or Wendy?
**Chiaki, because spoiling little kids, while adorable and good for the soul, is kinda bad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075221172]

*How many weights can Souji lift?
**He gets tired lifting his keyboard! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116035321780]

*Can we get a more comprehensive list of Murder Mayumi's weapons/abilities? I see a few referenced every now and then
**Sure!
**Genocider Cutter - her main weapon. She basically Captain Americas with it. It has a bigger, nastier version called the Murder Genocider Cutter Extreme, which she gets in the 30th episode as an upgrade.
**Clock Up - she can go crazy fast. Not stopping time, but just really, absurdly fast.
**Clock Down - she can make enemies become slower, almost to a standstill. She abuses this the most.
**Astartes Constitution - Murder Mayumi is super tough, super strong and generally takes a lot to put down.
**Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116030925748]

*>Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. // So what happened when she took Midori's virginity?
**Oh, that's just her restoring mana. In MM x MM, magical girls restore mana the Fate/Stay Night way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116034155956]

*Who's the best cook in the 9th (sans Mami) and what's their best dish?
**Kyoko can make the best taiyaki and takoyaki in the Ninth.
**Sayaka can cook a mean steak.
**Ecstasy Darks (Bob Cut) is a licensed chef. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028130484]

*Yuu wasn't a Kilgore Bride, was she? Or did she get... removed... before that point?‎
**Oh, no, she wasn't. She went to Varrigan City specifically to challenge Kilgore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028145588]

*Who's the biggest alcoholic in the 9th (sans Chiaki), and what's their drink of choice? How many people can they drink under the table before getting too wasted. (nb4 sayaka)
**Enishi, and rum raisin ice cream. She can eat five gallons of it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028220596]

*Is Yuu more of a Boxer, a Brawler or a Martial Artist?
**She started out as a Boxer, then a Martial Artist when she contracted. After getting the gauntlets, she became a brawler/dirty fighter. The kind who'd stop at nothing to see her opponent broken in half. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116027820212]

*Member of the 9th most likely to be really good at fighting games?
**Kumatora, definitely. She practices with Rea everyday. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026105012]

*Does Chiaki have any masktome or chirpee followers that we would be surprised at?
**The Spymaster, Wendy, maybe a few members of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026164148]

*Could Yuu punch a person's skull out of his head?
**Easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026526132]

*Did Braids and Sayaka ever fuck, or was it an unrequited one-sided crush?
**The latter. Braids wasn't brave enough, and she knew Sayaka had her heart set on someone else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116011253940]

*Who manages chiaki's masktome and chirpee account?
**Mami would, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115914440628]

*Does that also mean SayakaxTyphus will be a thing?
**Maybe they can adopt her. Hahahaha! Kyoko and Sayaka I mean. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978910644]

*How does Homusatan feel about Pinky crushing on Chiaki?
*Very jelly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115869425076]

*Which meguca is most like Rincewind?
**Hmm, not sure. I would say Fran but she's not the sort to be resigned and run a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116018582964]

*What happens if you get an Incubator drunk?
**They regress to extreme catlike behavior while speaking in their business legalese speak. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116023165620]

*How do you feel about the recent Sadpanda purges? How would the pent up megukas of MGNQ feel about this tragedy?
**The ones from the Ninth are totally cool with it. The rest, including the Eighth, isn't so cool with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115996453556]

*Does Chiaki really not know what a dildo is?
**"This again? ...I already told you, I know what a dildo is. It's Officio argot for 'fuckhead'. 'Dumbass'." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976765364]

*Who is (or was) the Angel Slayer?
**She Who Eats The Flesh of Fallen Angels! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976572084]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**It's all wholesome fun! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973402292]

*Enishi is a healthy, sexually frustrated Callidus with self esteem issues. Why is Chiaki not all over her?
**It's a case of Predator - Prey, I think. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115971156660]

*how did malal spend her down time?
**Messing about with that tablet of hers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115968167348]

*Do Eversors hold the top level for getting laid the most, or can other ranks compare? Why or why not?‎
**They do! Because Eversors are the vocalists in the rock band. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115899833524]

*How the fuck does Chiaki stay not fat if she's had so much fucking alcohol
**She burns all of it off by sheer hatred, brooding and growling alone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926824116]

*Chiaki, what do you think about frozen pancakes?‎
**"...Okay for emergencies, but fresh is best." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926869940]

*what was kharn's one liner on killing mode? One liner?
**She has a lot, but what comes to mind the most is "After this, I will take your skull for a trophy. I believe I deserve it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115927276212]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get laid yearly?‎
**Loads [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115894501556]

*In Warhammer 40K, the various Space Marine Legions did their duties in the name of the Emperor, for the most part. What do the Officios do their work in the name of?
**For their incubators. For personal gain. For monetary gain. To get stronger. To get better. To know more about the world. To be the best. To be the most powerful. To learn about the mysteries of the universe. They have an awful lot, but the main core of it is their main interests + helping the Incubators prevent heat death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890170292]

*Are there any sentai team meguca squads in quest?‎
**Yes. I can't reveal them yet, but they're there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115884941748]

*Other than Chiaki and Midori, who are obvious, if the megucas were alcohols, what would they be?
**Kharn would be that crazy alcohol the bartender keeps in his uppermost counter, a transparent bottle with all manner of poisonous animals preserved in them (some of them still alive and locked in drowning combat). Drinking it will make you brave and want to fight the world until you shit out steaming necrotic parts of your liver.
**Kyoko is a lager that tastes absolutely fantastic, tastes even better with friends, and will leave you buzzed but completely happy.
**Sayaka is a sobering bloody mary with a celery swizzle stick. It's hot enough to actually cause you pain, but it'll make you dead sober really quick and gets rid of your hangover so you can have more fun. Maybe. She'll look at you disapprovingly.
**Mami is a Shirley Temple. Sweet, nourishing, maybe a bit unhealthy but it's a comfort drink that makes you feel loved, perhaps even less lonely.
**Wendy is the drink that involves spiced rum somehow, along with a splash of Coca-cola. Tasty, dark, it claws its way all the way down, but addicting. You'll wake up feeling like everything's been taken from you but you'll be happy about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115887692212]

*What part of Midori is the most delicious? What part of Wendy?
**You'll have to vote for Chiaki's next FoFA session to kill and devour both Wendy and Midori to find out, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115883473332]

*Why didn't Madoka just mind wiped Homura out of her suffering?
**You don't put a bullet in your alcoholic friend's head because he set your house on fire. You do everything you can to help him get better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115837052340]

*How do the various characters in MGNQ feel about BDSM?
**Chiaki: ....Well, I guess Wendy looks...okay with that collar on...
**Sayaka: I'm not into that kind of depraved shit. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
**Kyoko: ...The what goes into someone's where?!
**Mami: Carefully and consensually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813929908]
Kharn: INTO MY PLEASURE DUNGEON

*Which character is least lewd?
**Cavefish! Not because she's, uh, dead, but she was a pretty nice person, if a bit innocent. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809442484]

*Decu, does Mami really collect the tongues of the megucas who won't submit to her?
**What? No [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813069492]

*But who would slap Miami's shit?
**The one she loves the most. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808546740]

*Decu, does Poorfag (/a/ OC DO NOT STEAL) exist in MGNQ? And if so, has she attained sparkle-butt status?
**I would definitely say so. She manages the Officio's financial department as a Vanus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813312948]

*If MGNQ megucas were doing the cake song, who would be what?
**The same as in the original, but Chiaki would be some other sort of fruit. Sour candy, maybe? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808169140]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Which meguca is most tsundere? Pinky doesn't count.
**Probably one of the Pendragon sisters? Besides Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115725487540]

*Did Malal instinctively know who Girl A was when they brought her back?
**Yes, she did. Malal knew her role from a lot of dreams that came to her even as a kid. Some of it was about the past, some of it the future. That's how she managed to plan things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115774726580]

*What's the longest any magical girl has survived after contracting? Who's the oldest magical girl still alive?
**It's a toss-up between Vivian of the Black Templars, and Karasawa Vintage, Equerry of the First Warmaster. They've been Magical Girls for a very long time, more than ten years already. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115773738420]

*Would a stack of flapjacks be acceptable to Chiaki at some kind of Canadian sit-down place?
**I guess? If she's in Canada Mami's probably out of reach, so she has to make do [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115767060148]

*Is Kharn's motherly instincts slowly kicking in? if so then how did she take in the feeling?
**She's certainly enjoying being able to order Souji around, sending him to the city to buy ice cream and sour things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115752779956]

*is QB open to something like a cultural festival?
**Of course! I wouldn't put it past him to approve such an Officio activity. It's for the well-being of all the megucas, after all. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115747518644]

*now i feel sorry for malal making transactions to get these drugs for kharn. just between us, did malal ever used it out of curiosity?
**Malal has no time for love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115760996020]

*Would Chiaki get annoyed if you called a Pancake a Hotcake?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721093812]

*What does Chiaki think of Crepes/Blintzes?
**"This is too thin. And there's fruit in it. You served me garbage." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721048500]

*Hey, Decu. What's the name of Midori's dad? I could swear I read it was Howard somewhere, but that just doesn't sound right...
**I forgot this, I'll have to check again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115604584884]

*how does QB handle endorsement offers from big companies to his megucas?
**Well, just like any manager? He negotiates for the big monies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115706491060]

*Is Mami's boyfriend Wendy?
**[[File:You don't understand.jpg]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689924788]

*can chiaki dunk?
**She is not very good at the sports [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689336244]

*Is Mami's boyfriend actually Kyubey? If its not can it be?
** [[File:What for real.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115675450292]

*Can anyone compare to Braids kelptomania in the MGNQ universe?
**None. She is Number 1. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115674897588]

*Which megucas are hotbloodedest and when do we get to play as them
**You already have, it's Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115671358644]

*Can you imagine an alternate universe in which Kyouko has slept with more girls than Kharn has in this one?
**An alternate universe where Sayaka is dead, or they've never met. A sad, bleak world, with only MAXIMUM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115688308660]

*What does Chiaki think of waffles?
**"...The fluffiness is gone. The softness is gone. What is this trash you've served me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115680543668]

*Have any of the Incubators' bodies changed over the years?
**Mostly adapting to Earth culture and weather. The Seventeenth got fat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115660938676]

*Somethings been bugging me about the Sayaka Sab quest. Why did Kirika seem so different during it? A total bitch, yes, but she seemed like a drunken lush, which... honestly seems a little out of character, for her.‎
**She hastes flying. She needed to get drunk first. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658952372]

*Does Chiaki just have a Callidus fetish or something?‎
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658913204]

*Is the Warmaster of the Eighth the most patriotic Magical Girl of the the Eighth? Or does someone eclipse Mary Sue in HOT BLOODED PATRIOTIC FERVOR
**She is the might of America. She bleeds red, white and blue (mostly nanomachines). She is FREEDOM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652734900]

*Which meguca would be best lucha libre?
**Have to go with Nicole Touchdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652511156]

*Can Sayaka go full Unlimited Bitch Works on an enemy?
**Most definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115631907508]

*Does Sayaka generally only wield a single sword or does she like to mix it up every once in awhile and dual-wield? Perhaps even sometimes summoning a sword for certain maneuvers only to dispel or forget them shortly after? (swordthrows, impaling someone with multiple blades etc)
**That's basically her style, yes, when she gets really serious. She doesn't summon swords unless the situation really calls for it, or when she gets really mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115629885876]

*Do the Incubators have contact with the rest of their brethren way far from Earth? Or are they pretty much on their own with little oversight from their home?
**They're mainly on their own, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115616517812]

*All the current warmasters are in a bar drinking. How chaotic do things get?
**Not enough, maybe things'll be civil until someone gets drunk and challenges someone else to an honor duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615967924]

*Is Warmaster Nero a Maerorus?
**Nope, but she fights nearly as strong as one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615331508]

*Can Homu be ever fixed without Madoka?
**Until she learns the true meaning of love, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614357428]

*can chiaki multitask one day like she is at sync with yuu which is holding both the golden katana and one of the axe on the other hand while shooting the deagle with her tongue?
**Hahaha no! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610496436]

*Is Misaka going to contract when she gets old enough? Or does she have no meguca potential?
**Souji has an agreement with Kyuubey: no magical girl stuff for his sister, and he works for him exclusively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609860276]

*What kind of meguca souls are Pinky's favourite to eat?
**Innocent ones spiced with fresh despair! Basically a Magical Girl who's had their bodies freshly killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609929652]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*"chiaki's gun-fu fighting style" That reminds me: Chiaki's golden deagle + SOUL OF INFINITE TIMELINE HOMUS = Equilibrium-esque Gun Kata?
**Dildoes can teach Chiaki how to Gun Kata really well, and maxing out your affinity with her gets you a neat surprise. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115599472308]

*Did Girl A ever squeal like a fan girl? if so what made her do it?
**Being taken to show things that she steals a moment later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115605783220]

*is the shinto community aware of witches? are their shrine maidens giving the witches a run for their money?
**There are shrine maiden megucas. But yes, they're aware. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115606892468]

*What are the survival rates for meguca husbandos?
**Quite well! Just that they tend to part ways with the MG more often than not, due to irreconcilable differences. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115607849908]

*What are the current trends in incubator fashion?
**hats are in [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115583121588]

*Are all of the incubators "male"?
**For now I'll say yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568933812]

*Can incubator and cat make babby?
**Pls no more [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568727732]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Among the Incubators we have met so far, who is considered the most "Incubator-like"?
**The Third would decidedly be the most 'incubator-like' ever, if we're going by the PMMM Kyuubey incubator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567654324]

*Is it possible for an incubator to make rabu?
**EMOTION IS FORBIDDEN. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. THERE IS ONLY MONEY. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567083700]

*But it is possible to make rabu to an incubator, yes? I mean what can they do to stop the rabu rabu?
**Well, I really haven't...explored that issue, honestly. It'd be making love to a cat made out of marshmallow. But the Incubator can certainly make a Magical Girl feel things by pulsing their soul gem. If you'll remember, Kyuubey made Sayaka hurt during that 'You didn't ask' scene in PMMM. I daresay they can do the same with pleasure if they were so inclined to.
**Man this questions are getting weird [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567199668]

*Are there any groups of magucas tooling around the universe, Guardians of the Galaxy style?
**Hahaha! Probably one or two of the First, looking for interplanetary threats. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566544308]

*How do we get Sayaka and Kyouko to adopt Chiaki as their pet lesbian? She can sleep at the foot of their bed, like a cat!
**What? You don't adopt the Warmaster. Besides Chiaki already has her chair, that's enough for her [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532688308]

*Was the Sayaka who Braids fell in love with the Sayaka who breakdances?
**No, but her Sayaka is consistently less of a bitch than the MGNQ one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532629428]

*Is their any magical girl we know of that do not like other girls romantically?
**I think Strauss is not really into other Magical Girls? I'm not sure about the rest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425107636]

*has any seen a really pissed off mami? are they still alive?
**Yes, and no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115548977844]

*Who is the most Hotblood Meguca
**Many a Magical Girl have peed their pants seeing Kyoko all fired up and aiming double spears at their direction, screaming "MAXIMUMMMMMM SPEARFUCKING" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115563887028]

*which meguca can synergies well with chiaki's gun-fu fighting style?
**Sayaka, Wendy, Kyoko...basically you can match her up to any melee user and she'd be great at supporting them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115514331828]

*If the Sixth are Monster Hunters, do they enjoy the Monster Hunter series and it's various spin-offs? (God Eater Burst etc)
**I'm sure they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115519681460]

*What's Green Green's witch form?
**Something vaguely octopus-shaped. (Note: This may change because I don't know) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115500876724]

*Malal Vs. Kharn. Cage match. Who wins?
**They'd do their taunting and posturing for a couple of minutes, then drop their weapons onto the mat and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Whoever wins gets to leave the cage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115493851828]

*If the Strike Witches met the megucas, would they get along? Would they fight? Would they have crazy BDSM yuri hatesex?
**I think all three! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484682676]

*How does Sayaka feel about breakdancing?
**"I've never done it in my life, so stop asking me about it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115483956404]

*Which Homu-witch showed up for Walpurgisthingy 2 years back?
**The one we saw from Rebellion, mostly. I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115482773172]

*If Malal had visions and such about Madoka/Pinky due to being the Madoka of the native dimension, does that mean that the Homura of the native dimension has visions about Homucifer and/or Chiaki?
**She's seen everything, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115480883636]

*If the Warmasters of the Ninth and Eighth were to do a score battle in Time Crisis (light-gun arcade game) for some inter-officio dispute who would win!?
**Chiaki. Because Mary panics sometimes whenever she plays light-gun games, and accidentally draws her real firearm, shooting holes in the coin-op. "Ah couldn't help mahself! The graphics were so dang real!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479486644]

*What is Chiaki's witch like? It's not homulily is it?
**Nope, it's something much more brutal. (And no it's not the Armored Fragment). I'll draw this one soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115474369460]

*Got any type-moon megucas?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472842164]

*Why is Sayaka very foolish?
**Because she is a bitch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472098228]

*Can Warmasters kill servants?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115449761716]

*What is each megucas biggest fear? The one that freezes them in their tracks and makes them want to run away.
**Looking back and seeing that she's alone and no one to back her up [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423946164]

*i know it's a little unlikely but are there MG's who are sad that kharn settled down and not chase them anymore?
**Loads of them. Lots. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115450330548]

*If Sayaka goes all mermaid on us, does Kyoko auto-kick into candle mode herself? Or are their Soul Gems not quite THAT connected? That was a stated concern of Kyubey's, if I recall, when Kyoko first made the linked Gem request...‎
**It depends on her mood, her way of thinking, and whether or not Chiaki can kick her back into seeing sense at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115456469172]

*how big of a kleptomaniac was girl A? did mami ever train her not to do that?
**Girl A was a huge kleptomaniac, so big that not even Mami's careful chiding, coddling or even scolding curbed it. She only started doing the Time Stop -> Blood Raven combo after Mami caught her for the third time. She remains a kleptomaniac to this day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115457218996]

*what does the girls from the first do for fun on the moon?
**Board games. Vintage, the oldest of the Karasawa sisters and Equerry of the First, is currently Lunar Champion at all of them except Uno, because Uno is for liars and tricksters [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425829812]

*Is Vintage buttmad that the Spymaster always beats her at Uno?‎
**It's a stupid game for kids anyway! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115433181620]

*More seriously on the Inquisitor Kharn x Malal Bequin bit...did Kharn and Malal ever feel anything for one another beyond just their close friendship?
**They were too close to be lovers, if that's what you're asking. They'd die for each other in a heartbeat, but they could never be romantically connected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416879796]

*This is a follow up to a previous question: If Malal is not Pinky than why did she start going all black-eyed and blood? And what was up with the feathers?
**I'm sorry, I can't answer this, due to spoilers and everything! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423249844]

*During Waluiginacht, Malal grows pointed teeth and black eyes before Yuma gets chucked back to reality. If she's not Pinky, then are there TWO black-eyed-pointed-teeth-pink-clothed deities hanging around?
**Of course not! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413985972]

*Wait, I though Malal was this universe's (Kanada) Madoka?
**She is! But at the same time, she's not Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413523892]

*Who cashed in Midorin's v-card, then? Was it someone in her officio?
**No, it was her ex-boyfriend in high school. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115412298932]

*Who is the best Thumb Wrestler of the Ninth? Arm Wrestler?
**Kharn. Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411454388]

*Best Sniper in the 9th Officio?
**Rea Ashford barely edges out Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115410931380]

*Is chiaki the best gunslinger girl or is she second to someone on the first officio?
**Mami is currently still best gunslinger girl. Chiaki and Rea are closely tied for second. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115409151668]

*Are there any meguca that aren't sluts? (not that there is anything wrong with slutting it up, I 'm just curious)
**Of course there are! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115407646132]

*So Chiaki broke in Midori V-Card.
**Hahaha, Midori's V-card was lost before that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115402408884]

*Top five lewdest megucas? If they all fought in battle, who'd come in last place?
**This keeps getting asked! Midori, Wendy, Kyoko, Nero and Kharn! I think Kyoko would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115405697204]

*Any grappler megucas?
**Sure! Malal was a huge takedown/striking expert, wasn't afraid to get dirty. Yuma got a bit of that too, along with a Culexus of the Ninth who's now stationed at the Seventeenth way before WPN. Nicole Touchdown enjoys over the top pro wrestling moves, Karasawa Enyo fights with Madworld Jack's moveset (when she thinks High Marshal Raleigh isn't looking) and Kotarou Yuu would not hesitate to clinch with you before punching your organs out through your nose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115406103732]

*Do all of the Homu in MGNQ went through as braids and had her heart surgery before meeting kyubey?
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115400524212]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's paranoi level?
**Never. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115373465268]

*How does Mami relieve stress? Cooking, paperwork, shopping, treating herself to day spas, target practice. Also, touching base with her far-off friends from other Officios (like housewives, they like to gossip). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384000436]

*What kind of monster relieves stress by doing paperwork?
**Anything becomes stress relief if you love doing it enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115387832756]

*Is there anyone who doesn't like Mami?‎
**Of course! They're usually dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384510132]

*What about people who just feel neutral towards her?‎
**I'm sure there are some of those too! (And no, not all of them are dead.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115385267636]

*Is there anybody Mami doesn't like?
**Mami genuinely tries to get along with everyone, or understand them at some basic level. At the worst, she'll be slightly cold but still very civil. This isn't a facade at all. But she has had some disagreements in the past with some people. Malal is one of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383477172]

*Does Mami enjoy punishing people who deserve or want it?
**Mami doesn't take pleasure in it. She only does what's necessary because it has to be done. (This is debatable.) She knows how to use the carrot and the stick - just because she's doting and warm to the girls of the Eighth and Ninth doesn't mean she can't be affable and professional with girls from the Seventeenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383195060]

*Can Pinky talk to/interact with normies? What about spiritually attuned or heightened ones?‎
**They can only see suggestions of her, or just her whispers. And they're scared of what they see / hear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115367899572]

*Kehehe...good, good. I can work with that... How does Pinky feel about normies? Any reasons why she would interact with them?‎
**Mainly to fuck with them! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115368104116]

*please list all the nicknames mami gave chiaki from the moment she found her!
**Well, besides the 'dear' 'good girl' and other affectionate things, Mami has called her Acchan (a play on Girl A, back when she was still quiet and twitchy as heck). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115066976948]

*Have any of the incubators used their experience making meguca costumes to make money through fashion?
**Kyuubey's probably got that handled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115291137460]

*Are there any known blondes Kharn hasn't tried to fug
**Nope, she's tried to fug 'em all. She also goes for high-ranking ones. ...Wait, no, I think she never made a pass at Mordred. Arturia maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115331872436]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom.- Wouldn't that depend on if the MG is blonde or not?
**Kharn is known to sample other colors of curtains too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115321006516]

*How is Ruri?
**Ruri's basically working really hard on her tour and voice-acting for the MM x MM OAV. Players can give her a call if they want to check up on her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115327012788]

*How does Kyoko handle having a partner who simply isn't as kinky as her?
**Sayaka makes up for it with true love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115310090932]

*How does Kyoko feel about Sayaka's armpits?
**Super turn-on for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115309616820]

*How does Sayaka feel about Kyoko's armpits?
**They're Kyoko's? Sayaka's prett vanilla. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115308510644]

*Is there anyone, at any Officio, who could drink Chiaki under the table? Or is she the drunken world champion?‎
**"Getting drunk isn't a race, it's the goal." Anyone can drink Chiaki under the table, she just does it quicker. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115275321268]

*Actually, are there any Primarchs you don't really have any plans for showing up in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, I really can't say. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268214964]

*Who's the EMPRAH, though?
**Madoka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268480436]

*Who's gonna end up being our Perturabo?
**Petra, the Fourth Warmaster! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267272628]

*What makes Kharn angry?
**Loud, annoying people full of ill-gotten bluster and pomp. People who have no style, only volume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267230644]

*Who's gonna end up being our Sanguinius?
**Our best bro. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115259916468]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Which magical girls are the purest?
**Midori [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167275700]

*Which magical girls are the lewdest?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167267252]

*Which other magical girls are the lewdest?
**Risa [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167474356]

*Heather vs. Sayaka! Fuckface vs. Bitch! Insane toughness vs. insane regeneration! Hot blooded justice vs. hot blooded justice! Eversor Rank Leader vs. Eversor Rank Leader! Who comes out on top?!
**Hahaha, that's tough! But I would definitely give it to Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115210038964]

*Scariest words for a magical girl to hear?
**"Miki Sayaka, Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Eversor. Prepare to defend yourself." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115205620148]

*Wouldn't the scariest thing for a magical girl to hear be the sound of their witch ripping into reality as their soul gem shatters into a grief seed and their world is then filled with pain and suffering? I'd rather fight Queen Bitch‎
**The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115209712308]

*Who is loudest meguca?
**Toss-up between Kyoko, Mary Sue Springfield and Heather Crunch. Although the last one probably takes it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167258804]

*Does Chiaki have a Callidus fetish?
**I don't think it's based on rank, it's just...people she feels comfortable with. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115161424052]

*Who would Chiaki feel uncomfortable around without feeling hostile?
**Kyoko, Mami, Charlie, Midori, Wendy, Sayaka's getting there but not quite. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166559668]

*Isn't that people she feels comfortable around?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166742708]

*Who would she feel uncomfortable around?
**Anyone not listed? It's nothing personal, of course, that's just the way she's wired. Oh, and Kharn especially. Not that she doesn't like Kharn, but Kharn makes everyone uncomfortable. It's like bringing a giant attack dog made out of blades and teeth into a room with a leash made out of tissue paper, and saying that 'she's just a big softie' while you can see it's clearly imagining how it'd be to pick bits out of your bones out of its teeth later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166795956]

*If they made pillows shaped like butts would Chiaki get one?
**Probably not! The chair serves all her comfy needs, and a butt pillow just doesn't provide the same warmth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140780980]

*Chiaki's favorite brand of (non-fictional) smokes!?
**Marlboros! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115159471796]

*If Chiaki* increases her connection with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**Ahh. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140100276]

*If Wendy increases her link with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**I guess? Why Wendy though? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140068020]

*What animals would the rest of the main cast be?
**Kyoko would be a friendly dog, Wendy would be another ornery cat, Midori an affectionate cat...this is not creative [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115139258804]

*If the MGNQ cast were animals what would Chiaki and Sayaka be?
**Chiaki is a cat, easily. Bad-tempered one. Sayaka is a dog, equally bad-tempered. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115115872436]

*How long has Pinky been around in this universe? Before Chiaki appeared? Or after her second most recent bout of explosive amnesia?
**Before Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115079087796]

*Chiaki is dragged to the circus to have fun by Kyoko and Midori. How much of a trainwreck does this become?
**It should actually be a fun time, but it needs Wendy there too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071564724]

*If Coobs was forced to take some leisure time, with no MG, incubator, or business related work of any kind, How would he spend it?
**Sleep in his tower? But he's been doing everything for so long that it becomes a hobby to him, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115123727028]

*Do any named megucas listen to hardcore gangsta rap? If so, which ones?
**Kumatora is a big fan! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071140788]

*Question-Is the 4th fragment of Chiaki from the barrier different from the devil homura who's been making herself known recently in dreams and timestop?
**I can't answer that, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115077057716]

*what are Girl A's initials if she were to play arcade shooting games and get a high score?
**AAA [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115059676340]

*How many scars does Chiaki have on her face? And why Chiaki having a lot of scars so hot?
**Maybe some on her jawline, I think, small ones? Dan's drawn a few of them and they look nice on her. And yes, I think it gives her a tough, dangerous look that's at odds with being a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115033805236]

*Chiaki's favorite Firearm Action? I'd imagine it would be Pump because she favors shotguns but....
**She likes them all, but yeah, pump is a favorite for her. Break action is also another that revs her engine up good, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027499444]

*Why is everyone so paranoid about Mami when she is clearly just a lovely person who as our (and, really, everyone's) best interests at heart?
**topkeki.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114996011700]

*What does the Third actually DO these days now that he doesn't have girls to watch over? Does he work like a bank for the other Incubators?
**He's situated at the Moonbase now, helping the First Warmaster's Equerry with managing the finances of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114967710388]

*Has drunk Chiaki ever had her bar brawl days?
**Yes. A lot of those. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114953804980]

*About how angry will Pinky be after she finds out Chiaki didn't listen to her and kept talking with the Deagle?
**If Chiaki was the one who brought it up first, then apologized, how much would that lessen the severity of Pinky's rage. It's all in the delivery of the news. Even for someone like Pinky, it's bad to assume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919557044]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*Is Mami the one QB loves?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114922697140]

*Is there a magical girl archer-ko around?
**Nope, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114931367604]

*What is Chiakis ring tone on her phone?
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNmQI-GSNs [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114934546356]

*did QB ever fell in love?
**Yes. But he can give it up any time he likes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114912056756]

*"Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! " So Kyouko lancing someone to the moon with enough impact to make a crater is a possibility is Sayaka is kill?
**She'd be burned out for a long while after that, but yeah, it's possible Kyoko can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945576372]

*Travis Touchdown has a MGNQ stand-in, Do the Killer7 or their universe-equivalent exist in the MGNQ-verse? I'd imagine their freaky 7-in-one deal would be easier to buy given the existence of magic. (Well it's technically 8 with Harman but details)
**They do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945681588]

*How does Pinky feel about The Great Adding Wendy To Chiaki's Harem Strategy?
**You'll find out what she feels about it soon enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881331124]

*If Midori died on a mission, one she was sent on at the behest of someone other than Chiaki, how would Chiaki react? Would she be infuriated with the person?
**She'd blame herself, mostly. It's not the person's fault. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860208308]

*Let me clarify better on my previous question (the one about Midori dying); Chiaki would have no hand in what happened. All she knew was that someone selected her for a mission and it got Midori killed. Would Chiaki still blame herself even if she wasn't at fault at all?
**She would still hold herself responsible. She's the Warmaster now. If anyone else other than Kyuubey gave the order, she has no one else to blame. 'I should have paid closer attention', 'I should've caught that', that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114894868916]

*how much floor does kharn destroy while doing the Cossack dance
**All the floors. That's why she only does that outsIde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881765300]

*Kyoko and Wendy are have an all-you-can-eat pass to Burger Suplex, what handicaps would be needed for Kyouko to eat more than Wendy?
**None. Wendy just likes fast food, but she's not a voracious eater like Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881063604]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*Odette and Eleanor are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?
**Both get magical girl diabeetus [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877658036]

*Odette and Kyoko are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?‎
**Kyoko isn't into candy much, she's more into savory things and chocolate. I'll give this to Odette. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877363380]

*please stat the meguca's for their dance prowess!
**Chiaki knows how to carry a beat, Sayaka and Kyoko are Officio ballroom dance competition champions for two years running, Mami is cutely clumsy at it, Kharn can moonwalk but not without tearing up the dance floor (literally). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114853019828]

*Does it worry you that everyone (in the audience) is starting to catch onto your big plan to have Mami be the big bad?
**Hahaha, she is?! This is news to me! Mami's a positive force for Chiaki, how can she be the big bad?! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877047988]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's love for pills, alcohol and pancakes?
**No one. She is the best at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872461236]

*Mami kind of reminds me of Griffith from Berserk. I bet she has the scariest death stare for when she's actually mad at someone, just like he does.
**Griffith as Mami is very apt, and yes, she does have that death stare. And you're in trouble if she wants to kill you, because she'll do it quickly without giving you a chance to fight back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872420020]

*If Madoka's Dad and Mami collaborated on a meal, would it be delicious enough to make magical girls cry?
**It would definitely be so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859493556]

*How much time does Coobs spend in his cat tower? And did 8-ball shamelessly get his own?
**He spends a lot of time in it. And yes, Eightball did get his own, with blackjack and some other stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860499636]

*does midori have a chance to experience the Mami treatment?
**Well, what's the color of her ribbon, then? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858765236]

*How would Sayaka react to a magical girl who's punches shatter bones? With said punches being their normal strength?
**Get angry and headbutt her hard enough to stun her, before shoving Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back in its gun-sheathe and executing a ridiculously-sweet Jetstream Sam combo with a Zandatsu finisher. That's...I think what she would do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859606708]

*Can Sayaka extend her swords like Kyouko's Spear extends itself when it lashes out? I remember seeing that on the madoka concept art books.
**Hmm, well, I suppose she could. She can definitely extend her sword when she needs to, but Sayaka's the sort to do it the hard way (i.e. charge in and start slashing up close). She only uses her magic to regenerate, everything else is through brute strength, speed and skill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858584244]

*Has Pinky loved Chiaki since 12000 years ago? Speaking of Pinky, will we see her again soon?
**She has never stopped loving Chiaki! Also, yes! Very soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857847988]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*What is sayaka's favorite gundam?
**Red Astray! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114701842868]

*Red Astray!? I would have thought Sayakar would have been a Exia person.
**Oh, she likes the Exia too, sure. She's always partial to the gundams that use swords exclusively, though. Especially material blades. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857276852]

*Can MGNQ Kyoko Rosso Fantasma!?
**She can do that, yes, but only in special occasions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857285556]

*So Kyoko likes the muscle-y look? How much muscle does she like?
**Kyoko likes the abs, definitely, but she also wants a bit of soft on Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852341684]

*Does Sayaka actually care about getting huge, or is it just a natural byproduct of her desire to become a better Eversor?
**Both. She's aiming to be one of the best, if not THE best around. She also wants to look good for Kyoko, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852206772]

*which meguca hides her /fa/wer level well?
**What is a /fa/wer level? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114826103220]

*I think /fa/wer level refers to fashion?
**Oh, alright! I wasn't familiar with the term, sorry! Going back to the original question, Sayaka actually knows how to dress properly, and has a decent fashion sense (as opposed to Kyoko who just throws on anything anyhow). Chiaki's E-rank in this stat, Mami is EX+ (she's got enough experience) and Ruri knows how to look fashionable even in just a shirt and nothing else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114831195316]

*Has Chiaki ever literally bathed in alcohol? Will Chiaki ever literally bathe in alcohol? Can we invite people to the alcohol bath party?
**She has, multiple times. And no, it's a strictly private affair. Mr Kong gets insanely jealous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114815757748]

*What's the status of the Lust soul in Chiaki's warmaster hat?
**Sated for now, but it will resurge soon, and drive Chiaki for a 3P situation [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114803334324]

*Has Kyoko ever tried to grate cheese on Sayaka's abs?
**No, not because she was sure that it'd work but that'd be such a waste of cheese [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787410868]

*What is it Chiaki (and seemingly all the other girls) like about butts?
**They're soft and easy to touch! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787166900]

*What does Kumatora do when she's not working or assisting Green Green?
**Practicing the fine art of punching and kicking people dead. Her goal in life is to become just as good as the Ogre was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787108276]

*Who is the most flexible girl in the Ninth? Who is the least?
**Enishi and Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786141108]

*Kyoko seems to me like she'd go for puro. Does she have a favorite move/wrestler?
**GOLDBERG SPEAR. Meanwhile, Sayaka loves the Shining Wizard and all its iterations. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786014132]

*Does Kyoko go for the Jackhammer afterwards? It isn't the same without it!‎
**She does, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786246324]

*What is Sayaka's workout like?
**1 hour cardio, 1 hour core, 1 hour sparring, 3 hours of lifting, 1 hour pilates. She starts early in the morning and ends near lunch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114785858996]

*Which meguca is the best to snuggle with on a couch next to a crackling fire?
**Kyoko, Amber, Wendy. Top three. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114778745012]

*What's with Kyoko and burning people?
**Kyoko in MGNQ is a bit of a pyro, in that she thinks fire is awesome and things on fire is also more awesome? But honestly she just wanted to see if Chiaki would actually react to being set on fire. And it was hilarious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114776279988]

*Do you have any funny anectdotes from the main/secondary characters' childhoods?
**Sayaka loved Kamen Rider, and she always bought the DX Gear of whatever rider was on at the time. She knows all the moves and the transformation poses. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765889716]

*Who is best suited to be Kharn's little sister?
**She's not the type to have one I think! Besides she's already getting a daughteru and a sun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114745734324]

*I know imotos are their own, separate, group from the waifu tier, but can we pair up the imotos with each other? Misaka / Rea maybe?
**Hahaha, I don't think that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114738464948]

*Shouldn't Risa's Bloodthirster counter max out at 40,000 instead of whatever number it was before? lol‎
**It's currently at 500,000 points! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114749391540]

*which meguca is best lover
**Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114746115764]

*is there a strong contender for Kharn's title and throne or did her kingdom of debauchery fell with her when she settled down?
**There's the Emperor of the Fourteenth, but otherwise Kharn retires undefeated. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765733556]

*Is there an Eversor that uses a Shovel? Shield?
**Yes, there is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114766644660]

*Why is Kharn called the Betrayer if her "betrayal" was unwilling? Or is Kharn being labeled "Betrayer" by the Templars meant to provide insight into the 2nd?
**The unfortunate truth of it is, no one really knows what happened (besides a few select individuals who have been told to keep their mouths shut). Everyone just thinks Kharn went nuts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114737800116]

*Aside from obviously Midori and Iori, what were some of the other MGNQ characters you were willing to let Chiaki end up with?
**Amber's okay, but Sayaka's got competition. There's also Ruri and NECO, and Fabiola. But that said, I think it's okay for Chiaki to not end up with anyone, too? She's one of those types of people who probably could be alright being alone for a while. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114732038068]

*All cute characters in MGNQ have a fight to the death using their cuteness as weapons Who wins? Who loses hardest?
**YUU WINS FOREVER [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725799092]

*Would Chiaki be comfortable piloting a scopedog?
**I would say so! As long as it had lots of guns! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726771636]

*Has Chiaki ever committed violence/murder because of maple syrup?
**One time, Mami had to visit the Seventeenth, and Chiaki had to go to Charles' for her pancake fix (Charles is actually a competent cook). Yakuza came over and slapped her plate off the counter. She executed them noisily and messily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726064308]

*Which girl is most like a Disney princess?
**Kharn [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725701812]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*How much does Eleanor have to train before she becomes swole?
**Until her face is ground into the dust [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699192756]

*Magical Girl of the Ninth most likely to spout random Engrish while fighting? (Heather doesn't count just because she contracted there!)
**I would say Kumatora! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699016372]

*Does Sayaka have a series of T-shirts with obscenities in different languages on them in her wardrobe? What are the main cast's favorite swear words?
**Hahaha! That's a hilarious idea!
**Favorite swear words:
**Chiaki: Fuck(all permutations), Dildo, Shit
**Sayaka: Jesus Christ, Fuck(all permutations), Dumbass
**Kyoko: Dildo, Dildoes
**Wendy: FUCK THE QUEEN AT FUCKINGHAM PALACE
**Eleanor: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
**Odette: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114664001204]

*Which meguca would get along with each Saiyan?
**Sayaka x Vegeta [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643086772]

*Does Chiaki ever have any kleptomaniac moments? I'd imagine it'd get very tempting with her hammerspace shield.
**She does, all the time. Mostly guns and weapons, though, it's always a compulsion for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641157556]

*Which MGNQ characters, main or write-up, would work best in a sitcom about their lives?
**The Eighth (Rabbits + Warmaster), Sayaka and Kyoko, The Sixth, The Fourteenth's Triarii and the Emperor...loads, mostly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114642266804]

*Could Chiaki handle a Graviton Beam Emitter?
**Easily, although she'd have to brace herself against something at Level 3. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641701556]

*Whenever I want to make a cryptic reply via text, I say "Hahaha!" So, thanks for that. Has Chiaki ever experienced the joy of playing with a Gyrojet weapon (not a boltgun)?
**A gyrojet weapon...no, I don't think so. Not yet. She has played around with railguns though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114630812084]

*Is Chiaki capable of handling guns that would blow off a regular person's arm ala Alucard's Jackal and Casull? Or are vindicare arms too noodly?
**Chiaki can, actually. It's something all Vindicares are trained for, and for Chiaki it's a piece of cake (in fact I'd wager she's the only one who could, barring Rea). She's noodly for anything else though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114621218740]

*Who possess the best butts outside the main cast?
**Hmm...Ahriman actually has a good one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114620329652]

*Does Chiaki ever unwind by hand loading weird things into a shotgun shell and going to the gun range? Silly putty shells are a lot of fun.
**Hahaha, that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114619106484]

*Chiaki's top 10 personal favorite guns list?
**Hahaha, well, I'm not really that well versed with guns, but let's just say shotguns and big revolvers/handguns occupy them. If any player wants to help me come up with a list that Chiaki's personality might fit with, that'd be great! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114609231540]

*so you're saying madoka has 10k homuss in her harem?
**dassa lotta homus yeah? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114614836148]

*How many time loops did Dildos say we went through to get to the current one? And are any of the previous loops going to be visited? Cause if not, I...have an idea.‎
**10,940+ something loops, I think! And yes, I think we can go with your idea if you're thinking what I'm thinking, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114603238836]

*What are Midori's favorite in-universe anime?
**Youra Yuri [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114601341620]

*What would have happened if Mirai Survived?
**Chiaki would have had a Miraival for Midori's love [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114600775860]

*What would Kyoko do if Chiaki suddenly up and ran off with Sayaka for a luv luv romance?
**Probably just really sad, but happy for them? Sad-happy? I don't even know because it's impossible [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114532577460]

*What would have happened if Midori styled our hair instead of Mami? Would we have gotten different choices? What is the best Chiaki Hair-style and why is it bobcut?
**Different choices, yes. You'd have gotten haircuts styled after her favorite anime characters, for one. Also, bobcut is best because it's sleek yet stylish [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114522347444]

*So Kharn was 18 during Malal Quest? Damn, she must have been one hell of a late bloomer.
**She was, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514131124]

*Is Nagisa ded in MGNQ-verse
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114478613684]

*What would Chiaki, Midori, and Mami's classes be in Valkyria Chronicles? [Sayaka and Kyouko too if you ignore the fact they only almost exclusively use pigstickers]
**I haven't really played Valkyria Chronicles, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114515987892]

*What is Chiaki's non-magical armament of choice? Handguns? Rifles? Explosives? Golf Clubs? Any specific model? And what about the 3 Stooges as well? (maybe discounting Murderface).
**Chiaki loves big handguns and shotguns (the latter, double-barreled, sawed-off things, like in Killing Floor's Hunting Shotgun). Dildoes loves long rifles and machineguns, Braids loves golf clubs, combat knives, grenade launchers and flamethrowers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114516885940]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Can Chiaki ride her MIG into battle like Fate/Zero Berserker can? Or like: http://youtu.be/YkNii55yZpc?t=42s or http://youtu.be/E82xfOCgOMc?t=2m16s ?
**Berserker would be more apt! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114479110068]

*How old is Kharn? She looked fairly young in Malal Quest, but she looks to be in her early twenties now.
**She's around that age, yes! 23! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114475000756]

*Why does Chiaki keeps on attracting large mammies type of girls?
**It's her noodle abilities! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114448658868]

*Are Snake and Otacon alive in the MGNQ universe?
**Only Snake! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114454105780]

*When was the last time Sayaka acted the mickey?
**Her first night together with Kyoko was kinda awkward [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445045684]

*When will Midori call Chiaki shempai?
**When she gets drunk again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437731764]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*What sort of rank did Ahriman have? Eversor, Vindicare, Callidus, Culexus, Vanus, or Venenum?
**She was, on paper, Vindicare, but her magic can work either up close or afar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114431078324]

*Ahriman has been shown to be a high level spellcaster type. Are there any similar magical girls, particularly those that would fit a lower-level spellcaster archetype?
**Of course! There are magical girls who fit the 'wizard' or 'spellcaster' archetype easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114430523060]

*Could Sonya from Kill Me Baby survive a fight with a magical girl?
**She'd be a very skilled United Assassins Association member, but unfortunately no match for a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412599220]

*Kharn suffers from hypersexuality. Is Misaka's brother capable of satisfying her, or does Kharn cheats him?
**Souji does just fine satisfying her! For Kharn it's more of the thrill of the hunt (although the lust is a big part of it)! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412508852]

*are piercings a thing for this gals?
**Some of them, I suppose! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114409971636]

*Between an arm-wrestling match between Sayaka and Kyouko who wins?
**It would degenerate into hand-holding after a while. They don't like competing with each other much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114408490164]

*Will Chiaki always be a cold noodles?
**Always [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114404719028]

*What kind of music does Murderface like? I keep trying to imagine it and all I keep coming back to is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5hDzWfnxw
**She likes something more with a bass beat to them. Dethklok is cool to her too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114403487924]

*Has Iori seen NECO's photo of Chiaki and Midori sucking face yet? What was her/will be her reaction to it?
**Not very good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397073844]

*You'd think that with Mami's connections and abilities that she would end up with the First Officio. Why hasn't she?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396969396]

*Are the Incubators capable of dimensional or time travel?
**Dimensional, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396778932]

*Are there any megucas that like to slam and jam in the Ninth?
**Kyoko and Kumatora, most likely! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396308916]

*What kind of music do each of your megucas like? Kyoko seems like a heavy hip hop and rap person for some reason.
**Kyoko does like that kind of music and rap metal, the sort that makes a lot of noise and heavy bass notes. Sayaka's heavy metal phase is ending and going strong into idol music. Kharn loves classic love songs, Mami likes symphonies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114387502260]

*What would happen if Girl A and Chiaki were to meet?
**After the requisite gunfight, getting drunk. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114368911284]

*What happens if someone touches Pinky's Grief Moon?
She'll get mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366174388]

*What happens if someone licks Pinky's Grief Moon?
**She gets angrier! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366523572]

*Will we ever see a Chiaki-Yuu Kamehameha? Because that would be awesome. And is Yuus master really Roshi?
**If Chiaki trains and uses the gauntlets a whole lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366478516]

*The time-stopping shield, has it ever given an obrez to Chiaki Matsuda?
**I think Murderface or Girl A would have gotten one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367334068]

*Is Sayaka a follower of the way of Zyzz? Or is she jelly, brah?
**She doesn't use anything other than oats and protein drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365608884]

*How often does Sayaka catch people mirin?
**A lot of times, moreso when she's training in the Officio gym. She just chooses to ignore them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365455028]

*Speaking of Duke, would he have a chance with Mami? Opposites attract each other, and a delicate and refined girl like Mami is the polar opposite of Duke. Also, always bet on Duke.
**I would...I haven't really considered that option? But Mami's always too busy for a relationship. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365398964]

*is mami open for personal assistants?
**Hmm, well, she has a few candidates lined up already! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365203380]

*What kind of stats would Chiaki have, discounting time fuckery or golden weapons? Because she seems kinda middling with out those advantages.
**Without time stop or the golden weapons, Chiaki's more of an average vindicare, but she's definitely quicker on the draw and better at aiming than most. She's also got a penchant for brutality, so that works out for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114364267700]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*Is there any faction in the world capable of antagonizing QB and his kind?
**Each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362844596]

*Who would win a fair chess game? Misaka or Malal?
**Misaka would win in three moves until Malal distracts her with candy and/or asks her about how the teleporter repairs are doing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362565812]

*which girls did not feel the tension before the alcohol was brought in?
**Kyoko, because Kyoko is low tension all the time (in that she can't read the mood most of the time). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362248372]

*Is Mordred ever going to get the chance to redeem herself?
**Most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361468084]

*Then what are Kyoko and Amber's kinks?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359714740]

*Are there any magical girls who focus on driving/piloting things?
**There's K, a Seventeenth Officio Culexus who focus on driving cars - pretty much anything that can be driven if I remember correctly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359916724]

*How badly would an eversor be shunned if they were slow (but made up for it in pure strength and power)? You'd still have to hit your targets.
**There are Eversors like that who aren't the fastest but really hit like powerhouses (like Yuu, for example). They wouldn't be shunned too badly, but probably be the butt of the joke unless they made it clear to their squad that they're tough as nails (probably by punching a joking squadmate to next week, or just proving it in combat). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359754420]

*Is Kyoko into that thing where you eat sushi off a naked girl, that girl preferably being Sayaka?
**Not...really? Because she'd be too busy scarfing the sushi down to notice the girl's naked. "Oh hey, you're not gonna eat this, right?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359627444]

*Is Sayaka into swordplay during sex, then? No, Sayaka is embarrassingly vanilla.
**Ask Amber or Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359479988]

*>Ask Amber or Kyoko. Are you saying Kyoko has kinks?
**Both redheads do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359582900]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*Was best kharn mind raped
**No, she just had her sanity got the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358625204]

*HOW DOES BEST MAERORUS KHARN LOSE WITH EX RANK EVERYTHING?!
**It's dat low sanity mang [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358548148]

*How advanced is Tiny Pete's AI at this point?
**Something like advanced servitor-type AI, where he can make decisions on his own but ultimately follow Misaka's orders to the letter. Nothing as advanced as Blade Wolf's, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358221236]

*Then why do Chiaki and Area need glasses?
**For Chiaki, it's always been something of a comfort issue with her. She identifies with the glasses mostly, and she wears it to 'help' her vision. It's sort of an unknown placebo effect with her. As for Rea, well, it is a mystery. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357833652]

*We all know what Pinky thinks of this world's Homu, but how does she feel about the rest of the meduka meguca gang?
**She misses Mami, she wishes Sayaka would just witch out and get it over with so she doesn't have to relive the entire painful process again, and she really misses Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357576372]

*Why do magical girls never marry guys?
**They do! But there's really no room in what they do to get a working relationship going. Kharn got lucky in that she and Souji were already close then. They do go for flings and short-term relationships though. Short answer, it takes a lot of guff to make one work if you're a magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357698484]

*What happened to Oriko?
**She turned evil! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114322872244]

*We know Mami has the best mamis in the Ninth. Who's got the best 'ass'ets?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286836404]

*What is the chance of pairing best mamis and best assets?
**It's going to be a very uphill struggle. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114305459124]

*Who asked who out first with KyoSaya?
**Sayaka asked Kyoko out first! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286901684]

*who is kumatora
**Hat-chan's self-insert! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114281617844]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*I think most of the players assume Mami isn't as benevolent as she seems, but most of us still love her. That said, I've never seen anyone say anything about Kyouko sucking up or being anything less than the perfect bro. Does Kyouko have muscles underneath her costume, or is it just Sayaka?
**Kyoko eats horribly enough that there's a very thin layer of healthy over her muscles. If you have her take off her shirt and flex, though, she'll take you to the gun show most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114277298868]

*Is it even possible to hate Kyouko? Is it possible to not love Mami?
**Well, I would say so! Players may find Kyoko's friendliness as her sucking up to her Warmaster buddy, and Mami's smile and warmth may be seen as someone being utterly duplicitous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276817332]

*Just how did Kyouko become our friend?
**Kyoko just took a liking to Girl A mostly, she reminded her of her younger sister somewhat. Granted, it's easy for Kyoko to be friends with anyone, but she really thought 'hey, this person needs a pal' with Murderface and tried her best to be there even when only Mami was the one to stick up for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276807348]

*Is there a maximum level of Kyoko best bro-ness?
**There's very little that Kyoko won't do for Chiaki if she asks, including missing her own wedding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276662708]

*Does that mean we'll get to turn Tiny Pete into a giant stomping murderterminator ON WHEELS? SIGN ME UP
**Anon please he's already got a Contemptor chassis [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276012724]

*Wait, I thought Tiny Pete was a Termie, not a Dreadnought
**Misaka can take his AI and put it on another chassis, basically ! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276159668]

*Are you telling me that Misaka can build Dreadnoughts? Why hasn't she taken over the world yet?
**She's only a one-man construction team and arms dealer, so it takes her a long time to make that stuff. But the players did give her a new pet and helper! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276269492]

*Which character would you say the players least 'get'? Like they seem to have an idea about who they are or how they work that doesn't quite mesh with what you're trying to portray?
**I think if there are any characters that the players get the least, it's more of my own shortcomings in not being able to put them across. I think one of them is Yuma, but then again YumaQuest as a whole was really emotionally-driven and very hard to write on my part. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275626164]

*Is the Queen a member of the Second?
**Long retired one, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275544244]

*Where would Kyōko and Sayaka spend their honeymoon?
**Castle Greyskull in Britain, i.e. the Second Officio's headquarters. Probably! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114274729908]

*Has anyone defeated Kharn in battle besides Yuma/Malal and that one Fragment of Chiaku?
**Yes! After Malal's death, she was defeated by someone from the Sixth, in one sparring match that nearly went to death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114271344308]

*How many foreign governments have been toppled by Mami in the past? Also, how many FSB or CIA agents have been put to sleep permanently by Chiaki Matsuda?
**Quite a few, but she never brags about them. As for the latter, enough to make a skull throne of her own! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114269908916]

*Is Nanoha is part of the First (that WAS her in Song of the Sixteenth, right?), does that mean Fate's with them, too?
**There's a good chance of it, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267540916]

*How many officio girls actually have boyfriends/husbands or just male companions in general?
**There are actually a handful of them, just very uncommon. The Warmaster of the Sixth, for instance, is already married! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267355572]

*I looked through the first thread of MGNQ, and I noticed that Mami had a scar across her neck. Was that meant to be relevant?
**Hahaha, well, I wasn't really expecting for MGNQ to run past that first thread, so I just drew the stuff I liked for it. It doesn't mean anything other than to terrify! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114220772276]

*Which characters are the cutest? Which characters act the cutest?
**That's a hard one...but I'll still go with Pinky. Madoka I think has a very cute design, and Pinky really gives it a creepy edge. Acting the cutest...well, there's always Misaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114187830964]

*Yuma is based on a real person? Who could be such a hurricane of bad decisions?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114185356980]

*Which characters in MGNQ are based on people you know?
**There's a lot! Kharn, Malal, Yuma, Midori, Kumatora, Misaka, Rea to name the most notable ones. Of course everyone knows Wendy. Souji's one too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114170026932]

*Is Kumatora related to Takatora? now a serious question: do you have any advice for some one thing on running a quest?
**Her older brother, yes! And if you run a quest, only take your writing seriously, and never the quest itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167983028]

*Why did Chiaki train Kumatora? And why is she Midori's assistant now? An eversor getting trained by a vindicare and then assissting a callidus makes no sense to me.
**That's a question that will be answered in a future flashback, but the short answer is that Kumatora was once a really incorrigible delinquent trainee. She was paired up with Murderface to 'scare' her straight, and it backfired in the best way possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167126708]

*Will we ever get a competent male character? Emphasis on competent. Like giving Incubators a run for their griefseeds.
**Hahaha, well, whoever they are needs to wake up really early in the morning to do that! Or not sleep at all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157779380]

*Why are the Incubators trying to keep the existence of magic a secret?
**They're not! It's just easier this way, more convenient. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157711540]

*why did the first choose the moon exactly? why not mars?
**It's closer to Pinky's Grief Seed and gives him an uninterrupted line of sight with his moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157585588]

*most cutest incubator? The Thirteenth! He has little glasses.
**He thinks he's people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157509556]

*Will anyone surpass Mami-san's pancakes?
**No one! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156693428]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]

*How much of a bitch is Sayaka really
**She's just the sort of person to stick to her convictions and hates Murderface so much you can't believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155944116]

*In a serious battle, who would win: Midori or Kumachan?
**The first versus question? I would really put it down to each character's conditioning and mental state. But if for some reason they were really angry with each other, like Midori missed another deadline because of shenanigans or Kuma accidentally buying the wrong kind of paper...Kuma would win in a beatdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155664820]

*Is there anyone lewder than Midori?
**Enishi probably is, all things considered. But Midori can really get into it that I haven't shown in the main quest yet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155000756]

*What made you decide to give Kyouko an eyepatch?
**Eyepatches are always cool, and the only character who could pull one off and be even cooler with it is Kyoko! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154948532]

*Will Sayaka ever be Cavefish huge? Will you?
**I've always envisioned Sayaka to eventually get a Bruce Lee-type body - streamlined but very built, very hard, somewhat wiry but still feminine. As for me, well, even work is conspiring to keep me away from the gym, but I'm trying! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154786740]

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A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 34===
*Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360092]
**I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360124]

===Thread 58===
*You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182620]
**The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182776]

===Thread 62===
*The part about oriko confuses me. When she bitchslapped Chiaki and when she was mentiond in Kirikas Dossier it wasnt mentioned that she was a Meguca. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**You're right, she isn't! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*What's Madoka's power level right now? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025626]
**Nearly maximum! She's pretty powerful. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

===Thread 77===
*does kharn love souji more than she loves violence
*or betrayal
*or skulls
*ok maybe not that last part but the first two?
*This is probably important. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524011]
**Kharn loves a good fight just as much as Souji! She's a monster, but she's still a woman, so maybe a little reminding is in order! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524033]

===Thread 79b===
*Is Tiny Pete outclassed by golden weapon users? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913717]
**Tiny Pete is really strong! Even being a Golden Weapon user can't protect you from ten tons of pure awesome! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913734]

==Questions from Ask.fm==
*Can an Incubator cry or laugh? As in, are they physically capable of either or both?
**They can make the approximate sounds. It's usually the first sign of insanity, though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127709582516]

*How many members of the main cast can Sayaka lift?
**She can deadlift Olympia, transition neatly into a C&J, and then OHP it x100.
**In short, she can just barely lift Enishi, Midori and Wendy off the floor [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127748700084]

*Did Kharn use any specific people for the parts of the skull throne directly under her butt?
**"Nyet, has to be all skulls. Cannot call it skull throne otherwise. Vertebrae is pretty good for foot massage though!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127431951796]

*So wait, Mami was willing to do lewd things with Girl A, but she refuses to do anything when Chiaki practically throws herself over her? What's up with that?
**Carrot and stick approach, Anon!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127634682036]

*Has Mami ever considered loving S&M with Chiaki?
**She's tried with Girl A, in an attempt to see what makes her tick. Just tying her hands together made Girl A curl up and prepare for a beating. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127563164596]

*What is the proper syrup to pancake ratio? By volume if possible.
**Murderface's personal ratio: four teaspoons of syrup for every pancake. If it's stacked higher than five, make it two. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127453061044]

*Is it true that mumi can turn a hard S into a hard M?
**I'm not saying she's a bitchbreaker
**But she is a bitchbreaker [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127561576372]

*Why is the Mumi so paranoid, sempai?
**Why can't she leave the room without putting Homuhomu in wizard bondage? Because she gets off on it [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127511044276]

*Is Alice related to Annie May and Mary Sue?
**Alice is Annie May's weeaboo nickname. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127430811316]

*Also, "a cacophony of a hundred ivory rifles" - was the backstab only figurative?‎
**Mami is the most trustworthy person Chiaki will ever know. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127270195380]

*Did Yuma ever killed anyone?‎
**Cavefish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127427391156]

*Thread 64- Midori talking about prophetic dreams: "They usually turn out to be nothing, even if they seem to be realistic at first. I'd know, I kinda specialize in them a bit.". So, Midori has some dream-like abilities?
**She does, but not to the extent that Wendy is, because Wendy has been grinding that skill for a long time (i.e. sleeping) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127294593204]

*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*What are the chances of Midori and Wendy hooking up behind Chiaki's back?
**10000% [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127263934644]

*Does that mean the homu in the current timeline doesn't have any flashbacks like malal? or is she doing her own stuff to save the world?
**She has her own flashbacks, and she has her own agenda. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127262365620]

*So, Chiaki is a Homura from the Akashic Realm. But then where Malal found that clone?‎
**In the Akashic Realm, roaming the plains like a dark spirit in need of someone to stab in the back! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127256987572]

*Malal put Chiaki in Charlotte barrier, ok. But why had Chiaki her chest open when Mami found her? ("there's a ragged hole in the center of her chest"). Also, why did Chiaki had long hair? ("Her hair, black and impossibly long, obscures her face"). Did she came from Akashic Realm with that hair?
**Because Pinky found her as soon as Charlotte entered the timeline, anon!
**Also, yes, she came with the long hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127260940468]

*Did Nero or Kharn ever meet the First Warmaster? Is Nero secretly plotting to trick her into attending one of her orgies?
**Yes, they did meet her, but she's always been too busy to really get to know them, or even spend more than five minutes in the meeting. I'd wager Nero is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201604532]

*Who is the lewdest MGNQ that is in denial about their lewdness?
**The First Warmaster [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127201086388]

*Who is the Edgiest MGNQ? Chiaki.
**It's her charm point! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/127197074100]

*Which 2 girls would pilot Gurren Lagann?
**Yuma and Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126873105588]

*Which 2 MGNQ girls would Pilot the Gunbuster?
**Chiaki and Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126858334900]

*Does Chiaki have a Louisville Slugger?
**She's the MC of ten thousand timelines! What do you think??? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126830564020]

*Who has the bigger bust? Kharn or Mami?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126752103604]

*On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being talc and 10 being diamond, how hard is Sayaka's butt, in both the literal and metaphorical senses?
**I wouldn't say they're hard, they're just pleasantly firm and sculpted. They're not all that big though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126731357620]

*Is this timeline's Homura Akemi contracted yet?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126664971444]

*How many of your characters have tattoos?
**The Karasawa sisters, save for Noriko, have huge Yakuza dragon tattoos on their back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126698288820]

*The cake is very smoky. Is the cake Chiaki?
**"...No. Fuck off with your cake bullshit. Where's my pancakes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126680160948]

*Is Kyouko's pocky actually coated in LSD?
**No, she just likes sweet things, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126675842996]

*What is Chiaki's magical realm like?
**A land of pancakes and whisky and butts as soft as pancakes she rest her head on and sleep. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126603819956]

*Are your girls more luxurious bath girls? Or utilitarian showers?
**Mami and Nero takes long baths with the rose petals and suds in them.
**Sayaka and Kyoko take showers, but the former isn't averse to a long hot soak herself.
**Chiaki gets the HOSE [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126484750772]

*What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
**Genetic cloning, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361667252]

*Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
**Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361139892]

*Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
**It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126342265268]

*So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
**Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126328446132]

*Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
**She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126327310772]

*Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?
**Sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126307631796]

*How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
**Quite a small fortune! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126302454964]

*Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
**That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126163024820]

*You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
**On the battlefield. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126061221300]

*Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?
**She did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125953380532]

*"If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
**I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125929033396]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What does Kyouko think of Amber?
**Suspicious! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125677398708]

*How does Mami train?
**Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801183924]

*How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
**There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240717748]

*>There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
** Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126252339892]

*>Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
**No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126264731316]

*How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
**Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234386868]

*>Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
**Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126235322036]

*Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
**She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126217736884]

*How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
**Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234461108]

*A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
**"She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
**"It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125443207604]

*Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
**Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125050017204]

*Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
**In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125332675252]

*Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
**Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125187529652]

*At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
**At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125143435188]

*Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
**Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125138642612]

*Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
**Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125031313076]

*Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
**She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125029706932]

*What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
**Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125015322804]

*What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
**Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125022092212]

*Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
**I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124967024820]

*Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
**Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124899125940]

*Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?
**"...Mami." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124720676788]

*Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
**Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124789813172]

*Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
**I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124758149044]

*First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
**First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124756677812]

*What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
**Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124619926196]

*Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
**She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124616764596]

*I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
**Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124572130996]

*What is Souji and Misaka's last name?
**Rokossovsky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124549040564]

*So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
**Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124557969588]

*Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
**Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124490043316]

*Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
**As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124474832820]

*Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124351603636]

*How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
**Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124307412148]

*Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
**Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124310700724]

*We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
**Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124032087220]

*Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
**Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240736180]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
**Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124030640308]

*What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
**Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
**Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
**Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121873320884]

*Why do Incubators love money so much?
**If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122119414196]

*Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
**If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123648308404]

*People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123424891828]

*What are your characters' theme songs?
**Kyoko = Hatredkopter
**Chiaki = Blood Ocean
**Sayaka = Murmaider
**Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
**Iori = Symmetry
**Mami = Fansong
**Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
**Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
**Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123341301172]

*Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
**According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123026895028]

*How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
**Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122758588084]

*Does Rea have any family?
**Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122978258868]

*Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
**Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122718684084]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*"Barbara Falk, augmented meguca of the IV Officio, answering to the Warsmith" http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barban_Falk icwatudidthar
**That is all TwiceBorn! Please give him the credit, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122338896820]

*Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
**"No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120942436788]

*Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
**The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121601437876]

*Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
**It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122117921716]

*Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
**"HAHAHAHAHA!"
**"Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
**"You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
**"Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
**"ETERNITY AWAITS!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121905482676]

*How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
**Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121871434676]

*Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
**An inordinate amount of grenades [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121706631348]

*Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
**"Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121492226740]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
**Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121391025588]

*Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
**The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344726708]

*Why is Enishi so fat?
*Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121338216628]

*Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
**She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121048281780]

*Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
**She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121084754612]

*If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
**"Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120980483764]

*Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
**"Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120814307252]

*Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
**Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
**Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
**Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
**Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
**Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
**And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120924107956]

*How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
*Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120816322484]

*Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
**Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120807458996]

*Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎
**Both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120753315508]

*What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
**Kharn: The Betrayer,
**Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
**Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
**Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
**Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120551791028]

*Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
**Sayaka secretly does.
**Kyoko makes heroic poses.
**Kharn does it every chance she can.
**Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120532309172]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Has Pinky ever shipped anyone (besides herself x homura)?
**The Blessed Lady loves everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119805562036

*What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
**As a respectable journalist. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120454384564]

*Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
**Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120317164212]

*How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
**With Halloween sex in costumes
**I don't have to draw a picture do I [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120268802996]

*What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
**Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120195737268]

*How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
**Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119919881396]

*So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎
**The First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118983758772]

*+ HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +
**All the points! All the points.
**(No, even if she's a broken psychopath Murderface kind of understands Yuma now.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119856924084

*How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
**Enough times for them to fall in love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119868308916]

*Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
**"Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
**"...Well, what about the skull designs--"
**"I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119900208820]

*Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
**Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [http://ask.fm/Deculture]

*Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
**Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119830955188]

*Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
**I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119639080372]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
**Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
**Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
**Sayaka: Cute underwear.
**Kyoko: Food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119223983796]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
**They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396267444]

*Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
**No, but he can dubstep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396260020]

*Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
**She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396210612]

*In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
**Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119373504180]

*Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
**Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119188718772]

*Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
**They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349897652]

*I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
**He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349882548]

*Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
**He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119353303476]

*Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
**I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119099984820]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
**Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
**Sayaka: "Discipline."
**Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
**Mami: "Obedience."
**Malal: "Common sense."
**Chiaki: "Ammunition." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119145784756]

*How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
**It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845743028]

*We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
**I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119090150580]

*One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
**The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
**Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119064796596]

*What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
**Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
**Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119055049140]

*What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
**She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118864268724]

*Tell us more about Kumachan!
**She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845662900]

*Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
**Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
**Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
**Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
**Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118837537716]

*What sort of figures do your characters have?
**I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
**Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
**Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
**Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
**Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
**Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118796554164]

*What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
**Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
**Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
**Chiaki would be dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118785411764]

*Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
**Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118739846324]

*Who can out-eat Kyoko?
**No one. Not even Gavrill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118731980980]

*Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
**Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118532729780]

*Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
**Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118482462388]

*Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?
**Tenth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118383680180]

*Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
**Because she's a Culexus???? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118373046452]

*Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
**Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118267801780]

*What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
**[Pre-Fight]
**Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
**Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
**Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
**Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
**Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
**Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
**Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
**Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
**Malal: ...Mission Start.
**Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118235444660]

*Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
**Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118210581428]

*Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
**She's a very multi-faceted idol [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118227301556]

*What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
**Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
**Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118187215540]

*Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
**The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118177475764]

*Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
**Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
**Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118140252340]

*A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118095487156]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
**It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118082887604]

*What class was Ahriman?
**Vindicare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118090548148]

*What are your characters' biggest flaws?
**Chiaki cares too much.
**Kharn cares too little.
**Pinky is insane in the membrane.
**Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118000672692]

*Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
**"There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117451932340]

*Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
**Yes, but they get hunted down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116746708404]

*Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?
**Nero. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118002281396]

*Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
**Kharn: Lust
**Sayaka: Wrath
**Kyoko: Gluttony
**Mami: Envy
**Midori: Greed
**Chiaki: Pride
**Kumatora: Sloth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118067887284]

*When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
**Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943390900]

*If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
**Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117578547892]

*How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
**Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820655028]

*Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
**He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117925660340]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
**The spicier the better for her, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117821856948]

*Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?
**Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778516404]

*Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
**It's mostly just megucas. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117825143476]

*What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
**She starts with their hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117678521780]

*What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
**Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
**Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820797108]

*What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
**1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
**2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
**3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
**4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
**5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117640035764]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?
**Yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117550089140]

*How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
**"...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
**"At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
**"Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
**"How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117554886068]

*Describe a day with Sayaka.
**"Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
**"On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
**"Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
**"Thanks, I'll get right on it."
**"Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
**"Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
**"Training again? What muscle group?"
**"Everything."
**"...Hey, I need--"
**"FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117546069172]

*Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
**"Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
**"Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
**"Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
**"...And?"
**"Pardon?"
**"...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
**"What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
**"..."
**"If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117544764084]

*Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
**I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117476705716]

*Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
**That's a waste of cheese! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117521785524]

*which meguca gives the BEST massage?
**All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117433211572]

*which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
**Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117347026868]

*We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
**Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117339284404]

*Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
*8"What do YOU think?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117346433716]

*did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
**"Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117343972020]

*Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
**"...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117345626036]

*How do your characters react to being tied up?
**Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117725463476]

*Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
**She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695289268]

*Which meguca has the lewdest costume?
**Mordred [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117304176052]

*Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
**Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
**Enishi likes DICKS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117267158708]

*>Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
**She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117268080820]

*What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
**Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
**Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116843401396]

*How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
**They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117249752500]

*Most annoying magical girl?
**I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117104156852]

*which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
**Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117246838708]

*a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
**Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
**Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
**Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117209271988]

*You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
**If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
**Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117167429556]

*are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
**Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117156563380]

*Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
**Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
**Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100124084]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
**I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
**Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
**[Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
**[Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
**[Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
**[Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117154253748]

*Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
**"W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117032977844]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
**To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059607476]

*So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
**They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117142242740]

*is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117101299380]

*Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
**Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117103601844]

*What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
**That's a spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059767988]

*Is Midori a scrub that draws Murder Mayumi without proper trigger discipline? If so, how much does this bother Chiaki?
**Loving someone means forgiving their tiny faults and then saving them up for embarassing stories to tell your kids someday [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117016267188]

*has a cat tried to scratch kharn or chiaki's laser dot pupils yet?
**All cats shriek and claw in Kharn's presence, so maybe. Chiaki, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013458612]

*no but seriously how good is chiaki's eyesight w/o glasses?
**I would say that it's actually pretty good for a Vindicare? Just a bit of shortsightedness. She wears the glasses more because it helps her mood and focus, and it's from Mami. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013353396]

*Do Kyoukos set potential mates on fire as part of an ancient mating ritual?
**Possibly! But they probably just like how the victim panics and flails around like a headless chicken. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990826932]

*When will Kyoko set Sayaka on fire?
**Probably never! That's only for best friends, bros, and people she doesn't like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990779060]

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the best at basketball?
**Dildoes. She can dunk over anyone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116986494900]

*Has Kharn ever taught Girl A cool dance moves?
**The garotte dance, where you sneak up on someone, garotte them and then dance a violent jig so you break your victim's neck as they're being choked out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116981222068]

*Has Kharn ever thought Murderface/Girl A some cool moves?
**Plenty! Kharn's taught her a lot of dirty tricks, including using her Shield as a weapon. You can also blame the kneecap thing on Kharn for encouraging it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969710260]

*In the MGNQ cast who understands what Love really means?
**Homusatan. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969651892]

*Has any of the main cast earned a college degree or earned certifications or the like?
**I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree, and Mami already has a few in Business Administration and Management. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116867190708]

*"I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree" <-- ... Is Kyouko really that much of an animal?
**No, Sayaka just wants a fallback in case she decides to give up the trade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969616308]

*Has Malal ever snap at Girl A for being all the things happening her fault, even for a brief second?
**Yes. But she never does it to her face - she just mutes her helmet, goes into a corner and screams. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969305268]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*Question for Miss Tomoe! what else did Girl A like to eat aside from pancakes?
**"Mm, well, I tried to get her to eat something a bit more nourishing, but it's always been pancakes...ah, I believe she also developed a taste for western food after we took her to Santa Destroy, to meet the Eighth? Hotdogs and hamburgers seemed to agree with her." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116966161332]

*Why doesnt Misaka like Kharn that much, anyway? Bad first impressions, maybe?‎
**It's just a younger sister being jealous that her older brother is being stolen. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116936738228]

*Does Kharn always embarass Souji in front of the troops? Does he get his revenge now that shes feeling worse these days?‎
**Hahaha, well, he tries to, but he knows her revenge will be that much worse if he does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924462772]

*What happens when two incubators really love each other?
**They trade stocks and bonds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924725428]

*How many variations of Homura have their been? There's Braids, Dildos, and Chiaki (her and Murderface are one and the same), but has she gone by any other names?
**Too many to mention here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116922097076]

*How would MGNQ!Sayaka & Kyouko fare against Rebellion!Sayaka & Kyouko? Assume both have their trump cards unknown (Cheesecake & Octavia) before going into the fight.
**I think it'd be a tie, but I'd give it to the MGNQ versions by only a small margin, considering that both Kyoko and Sayaka have been trained to be disciplined killers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116919932084]

*Which megucas haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889009332]

*What about girls from the other Officios?
**Well, back at the other timelines, there wasn't really an Officio system to begin with, so Homura only interacted closely with the original four. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116890184116]

*Who haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Kamijou, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888869812]

*If he's the only one, does that mean at one point one of them fell for Hitomi?
**Nah, I wouldn't say so. They know about how Green Hair is the Danger. Unlike Chiaki, they're taking that to heart! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889306036]

*Did any of the Homus ever get with best girl (aka: Madoka's mom)?
**I...no, I don't think I see that happening. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889035444]

*Are you sure? Are you really sure she's the only one?
**I did say one of the most lucid ones! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888701364]

*Is there any meguca Homura didn't fall in love with at some point?
**Mami, probably. They almost always seem to clash beliefs and methods. MGNQ would be the first time a Homura and a Mami is getting along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888288948]

*Is there a Homura that fell in love with Kyoko?
**I'd say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876421044]

*Braids fell in love with Sayaka, but how Dildos? Has she ever had a romantic relationship with anybody?
**No, Dildos just wanted to save Madoka. She was one of the most lucid Homuras, who killed everything and everyone in her path to save Madoka, including the Kaname family.
**Probably the loneliest and the craziest too, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876491188]

*Which meguca is the most ticklish? Sayaka.
**But she isn't a laugher, she's a hitter. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116887291572]

*Hey Chiaki, you're grocery shopping with Midori and while heading out, you noticed she bought a large dog collar. And you own no dog. What's your reaction?
**"...I'd tell her that if she wants a huge, hairy dog, she should tell me directly instead of making oblique hints like that. And it's not allowed inside the apartment." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116866956212]

*Does Sayaka's parents know about Kyouko? Do they approve?
** They probably don't, but Sayaka doesn't really connect with them now that she's a self-made woman. She does send money home quite a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116858764212]

*Does Braids still have her scar from the heart procedure?Does all of Homura in MGNQ have it?
**She still has it, yes. A lot of them do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116859353524]

*besides her official title of warmaster can you list the other unofficial titles of chiaki?
**does she also retain her titles back when her name was murderface? Ol' Noodles, The Noodly One Reborn, The Butcher, The Quiet One, The Creepy One, The One Who Does Not Bathe, Noodle Bitch, Smokestacks, Whisky Breath, Exhaust Breath, Marlboros, Kong [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116675592116]

*You said somebody beat Kharn once, and Kharn took it poorly. What happened to that person? Were they strung up by their guts or something?
**No, they're still in the Sixth, being loud and annoying as always. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763638964]

*So... Gavrill is part of the Sixth now? It's Gavrill, right? Please tell me it's Gavrill and not the other loud girl.
**Well, Gavrill did a whole lot of beating Kharn up back when she was still a wee little Maerorus, and I daresay that helped Kharn become the hardcore Eversor she was at her prime. Heather Crunch beat her during a warm-up fight after Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116812902580]

*When you say warm up fight, are you saying that neither fought at full strength? At full strength, with no restrictions, who would win? Kharn or Heather?
**What I meant by that was Kharn was trying to get back up to fighting form after, well, being depressed a whole lot about what she did. What was supposed to be just a fun training session turned ugly and too far. Kharn lost miserably to Heather then, even when at her prime she could've torn her apart without so much as breaking a sweat.
**Without restrictions, it's Kharn. Kharn is the Apex Predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116821903028]

*Hey, has Chiaki ever hooked up with Kyouko in a past loop? Or only Sayaka? How messed up did it go?
**There's a good chance Chiaki did hook up with Kyouko, and it probably went well enough. It's kind of like a bromance but a lot deeper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116816434868]

*Dammnit Braids! We wanted to get Sayaka turned on, not sad! You fuck it up! You fucked it up big time! Now you'll never get laid.
**She just wanted to play the piano for a bit! Don't shout at her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116815920564]

*Are there any Vindicares that manage funnels/bits?
**Yeah, there should be! I think Rea does a fair bit of that too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116822807476]

*Question for Girl A! how much guns is too much?
**"...Never enough gun." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116719214516]

*Question for the great at beautiful Ms. Tomoe! how did you feel when girl A provided a name for herself for the first time?
**"I felt...well, happy, actually! It fits her better, and she's finally rid of that silly nickname Miss Valnikov gave her!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116632825268]

*Would Chiaki use a Bugasalt shotgun for home use?
**I looked this up and YES [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116625070772]

*Which meguca is loudest in bed?
**Odette or Wendy. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216886964]

*What the hell was so special about Ekaterina, anyway? Wasn't she just some random, no name Vindicare? Why go through all the trouble to kidnap her, of all people?‎
**There are some Magical Girls who are fated to like cakes and grow big boobs and then there are some who are fated to burn the entire galaxy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618640564]

*When do you think Homura and Madoka be on equal terms?
**When they're both trying to kill each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116514795956]

*Whats the difference between Sayaka's training style and Kirika's?‎
**Kirika's involves mainly tying up some newbie Eversors and having those she's currently training 'test' the sharpness of their weapons on them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618392500]

*who is the second meguca with the most alluring pheromone?
**I think that's the Sixth Warmaster? Basically most of the Sixth has some kind of thing like that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116573120436]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Do you think Homu would sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" in her spare time?
**Hahaha, no [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116575969204]

*Which meguca is the best hugger?
**Toss-up between Midori and Mami. I'd like to say maybe Wendy or Kharn, but you're always unsure with these two if you're gonna feel the prick of something sharp in your back. Or on your sides. Wherever.
**I think Odette's is one too, if it's a hot summer day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116567889076]

*Who is the craziest not-evil meguca? Gavrill.
**She's even crazier than Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116565635764]

*Will we ever see QB angry? As in, vocally and visibly angry and not his usual calm and collected self? Imagine his voice screaming inside your head with no way to block it!
**It takes a lot to get QB angry, but yes, it's possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116559500980]

*You said that most of the first magical girls have witched out or died, but how many of them are still alive?
**A handful! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116525808564

*Is there anybody who consistently made the Koobster mad?
**Not really? There has been a few times he got quite pissed at Jyuubey, but for Chiaki it's simply mild frustration. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560420020]

*What does Midori see in Chiaki? What does Wendy? Mami?
**She's the brooding badass archetype that's so flawed you can't help but like her a little. And she's trying her best, that's another thing.
**Although I would ask this again with Wendy, really. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116510941620]

*Even if Dildos is aloof, prideful, disdainful, & a huge bitch, wouldn't Sayaka at least be able to respect her goal oriented mentality & dedication? Given how scornfully Sayaka spoke of Kharn's tenure as Warmaster, I got the impression that she could actually get along with someone serious as Dildos
**Of course! But it's something instinctive in Sayaka too. She can respect Dildos' work ethic, but she hates the know-it-all types. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116489275060]

*Kharn, what is your favorite dish?
**"Blondes!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116214363828]

*Wendy's reaction if she meets the three stooges? Is the 4th homu still sulking behind her mirror?
**You can ask her yourself, hahaha! But I would predict a certain amount of shock and "..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116484857524]

*Arm wrestling between Midori and Chiaki, who wins?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116388673460]

*Whos the lewdest of the Three Stooges?‎
**Braids. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116482111924]

*If Dildos and Sayaka met what would happen?
**Both would be at each other's throats in minute one. At least Chiaki and Sayaka can reach and accord and becoming at least friendly with each other - Dildos is completely unapologetic about being a dildo, a Tendou Souji(Kamen Rider Kabuto) type. Aloof, prideful and disdainful - traits that Sayaka just hates a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116481372084]

*what were Girl A's redeeming traits, if any?
**She liked killing people. A lot. And also blowing up stuff - Kharn could point at any structure she wants to, Girl A would simply smile and then 'flicker' slightly, and then that structure would blow up in an oversized explosion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116479482548]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*Which character(s) knows and can sing the entirety of "The Bad Touch"?
**Not speaking for the rest, but Kyoko and Kharn, most probably. Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116367457716]

*which meguca is the second most flammable?
**Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116469858228]

*Who is/was the strongest Eversor in the world in terms of pure lifting strength?
**Petra, current Warmaster of the Fourth. She can bench-press the world. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116468644020]

*What scares your characters?
**Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116235893172]

*If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?
**"It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387562932]

*Who introduced being a drunkee to Chiaki?
**Malal and Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116426006708]

*Is there a Warmaster that enjoys being a watch wearing dildo?
**The Sixth Warmaster is pretty good at it, but she's already a housewife. You can argue that Mami was nearly one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387603124]

*If MGNQ were a cop dramedy, would Kyoko work with a K-9 Unit?
**Definitely. She'd have a huge menacing Ovcharka with great shaggy fur that is just a big sweetie and loves to cuddle until she tells it to kill, in which case it would eat faces off. Its name would be, always, 'Spike'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116339582900]

*Are there any living Meguca whose relationship with Mami is hostile/distrust? What about in the First ?
**I wouldn't say so. Mami generally tries to be sociable and dependable to those she comes into contact with. Like I keep saying, the Mami that we see with Chiaki is not the Mami we see with other Officios. She becomes warm and doting and intimate to those who direly needs that kind of person in their lives. If, for example, she had to deal with the Seventeenth, despite them suddenly having a distinct dislike of her (something she couldn't really figure out), she'd deal with them politely, directly, without any nonsense about tea parties or cuddling or hugs. There would be no need to, because they're fine on their own and expect efficiency instead.
**Mami is savvy enough to know which approach goes best with who. Maybe there are a few who do honestly treat her with hostility or distrust, and while she'd like to change that relationship, she's also savvy enough to take a step back and say 'Alright, if you'd rather deal with another representative of my Officio, then I'll have someone sent over'. And that would be that. She'd probably feel sad or glum about it, but in the end she just tries to be decent to everyone. Which is the point. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116343445428]

*Does Midori have the Warmaster room bugged for trigger words like "sex"?
**Maybe! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116348099508]

*Other than Mami did anyone else re-educate Girl A to being a vindicare?
**Nope, it was strictly a one-on-one affair with Mami. This made Sayaka super jelly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116309512884]

*Who are the strongest megucas that have never held warmaster or rank leader (or equivalent) positions?
**Too many to list here! Remember that being a Warmaster doesn't mean you have to be super strong, but it definitely helps. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116366065076]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*What kind of abilities does Kyoko have?
**She can summon a fuckton of spears, sectioned spears, bardiches, chainsaw spears, that kind of thing. She can even summon spears that have explosive speartips, like the Death Korps of Krieg use. Fantastic! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217552052]

*How much could Chiaki-Yuu lift at max power? Like, fully pissed off, nothing to lose kind of deal? Or do the bangles not increase her actual physical strength that much?‎
**Fully charged, fully angry, Full Flesh of the Fallen Angels Yuu would be similar to Asura's The Destructor Form - and something along the lines of the moon hurtling towards her at full speed would be something she can lift and push away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116272674484]

*You mentioned Kyoko is strongly against the idea of modding herself with cybernetics. What about that seems so repellent to her? Other girls don't seem to mind as much...?‎
**She's one of the old-fashioned sort. Just like Sayaka, she doesn't want anything unnatural going on with her body, and she's become a bit partial to her eyepatch already and the wound underneath it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116286582964]

*How many times did midori read 50 shades of grey book?
**Zero times. Mami reads it though, but she can't do it without the tiniest smirk and murmuring 'casual' under her breath. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116318853556]

*How many characters are based on friends/writefags/drawfags? I count Midori, Malal, Kumatora, Souji, and a super secret one that I found recently. No need to list who they are, just how many are there?
**Quite a handful! I can't count them offhand, hahaha. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173938100]

*Is Sayaka the world's most durable Eversor?
**She's the World War Hulk of Eversors, with Wolverine healing abilities. Kyoko is the Deadpool. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116267208372]

*Could full Yandere Midori beat Wendy?
**I would dsay yes. Yandere Midori is pretty scary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116188497332]

*Could Sayaka even GET cybernetics, if she somehow wanted to? Or would the surgery, like, heal too quickly to replace the part? Or, like, what if her arm gets cut off and she looses it off a building or something, does it regrow into a second Sayaka?!‎
**She could, yes, if she wanted to. And no, that's silly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116200337844]

*If Kharn got in a bind, can she still summon Gorefather/child? Or do they only respond to Chiaki, now?‎
**If she's really in danger, maybe, but it's hard considering Chiaki's now their owner. She will be able to summon Malal (her chainsword) though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176201652]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**She's a proper girl! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217906100]

*Who is Nero and why haven't we seen more of her?
**Nero Pendragon is the Warmaster of the Fourteenth Officio and the Emperor of the Vatican. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216982196]

*How long has Kharn been pregnant, and how long until the twins are due?
**She's actually been pregnant for a while during Siberia, but it's something unconfirmed (and not something she was privy to either, with all the commotion). The twins will be due rather soon, because of, well, Kharn's body being so hyper-engineered that it doesn't take her long to actually 'show'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217666740]

*Who in the First has bowled a perfect game?
**The Warmaster of the First. She bowls like an angel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173482676]

*How did Kharn get so lewd? She seemed like such a nice girl.
**"We must put togethers the Ekaterina," Malal say.
**"Yes okay" Replied the Culexus of the Ninth.
**"Here we go into her mind to reassemble her broken psyche" Malal say as she dives into Ekaterina brain to puzzle her together along with the Culexus whose souls form union to help fun times along.
**"Alright she is put together" Malal say smiling happy.
**But then!!!!!
**"RAAAAR I NEED BLONES AND MAKING SEX! MY ID HAS BEEN LET LOOSE BECAUSE MALAL HAD SACRIFICED MY EGO AND SUPEREGO"
**And then the blondes cry cry cry
**"THE MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! WHAT HUBRIS IT WAS TO UNSEAL HER ID!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217361588]

*Let's say for some reason Heartcatch Squad's punishment got left up to Sayaka, and Erika started mouthing off to Sayaka the way she did to Chiaki. What would Sayaka have done?
**A public beating. A horrific beating. Sayaka is all about justice and doing what's right, but she also has a very mean temper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173958068]

*Why was Kharn so gloomy after Malal's death? Did something else happen to her?
**Because she murdered her best friend, basically! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217648820]

*Any type moons besides Arcureid in MGNQ? Who are they?
**There are quite a few! Some of the notable ones are Luvia, Ryogi, Kohaku, Hisui, TYPE-MARS... [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217567668]

*What if Sayaka wanted Kyoko to get a robot eye?
**Impossible. Sayaka is really private and she doesn't want any possibility of videos or photos of them being intimate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116193018292]

*Would Amber videotape Sayaka and Kyoko going at it?
**No, but she'd videotape herself and Sayaka going at it hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216912564]

*Has Kyoko ever given any thought to getting a robot eye from the 2nd? Or does she like that swagtacular tsuba-eyepatch too much?
**Kyoko shudders at the thought of replacing anything of her with robot stuff, so no. She thinks it's cool, but she's perfectly okay with the eyepatch. (And yes she wants it for the #swag) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116181308340]

*Does Kyoko know that she could get a robot eye that would let her see through Sayaka's clothes?
**Not even then! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116191162036]

*Are there any megucas who have the same rock star level of fame as Kharn?
**Unfortunately no! There's a lot of popular and legendary Magical Girls, but Kharn is singular in all respects. When she got exiled, that reputation became even more legendary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116189000372]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*"Midori (is most Yandere)" Shit. How incredibly fucked are we?
**No, no, she has most yandere potential. Just make sure she doesn't get ignored too much and you'll be fine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172820404]

*Which meguca is the most Yandere? Or at least has the most Yandere potential? Once again, Pinky doesn't count.
**Midori. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116164443572]

*Sayaka, what is your DAILY DIET FOR MAINTAINING YOUR RADICAL EVERSOR STRENGTH?
**Boiled chicken meat, brown rice, eating clean, lifting hard, training harder. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172848308]

*Did Cavefish ever lift?
**She did lift a lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172883124]

*Which meguca would be most exhausting to hang out with?
**The Spymaster, because you'll be taken to every shop in Harajuku and made to carry all her shopping. At least Wendy or Chiaki just buys stuff they like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116123948980]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Which megucas are tsundere?
**Sayaka and I guess Wendy's giving Chiaki some Vitamin T too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116171371700]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*If Chiaki is MGNQ's Max Payne, who is our Vladimir Lem? Who counts Chiaki as the dearest of all their friends?
**Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116139106996]

*Wasn't Enishi based on Kaguya, appearance-wise?
**Oh, I suppose so, hahaha! Thank you for reminding me! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136272308]

*How many characters are original? Like OC do not steal? People with only different personalities don't count.
**Around a handful, I think! Some of them I can't reveal yet. The Karasawa sisters (with the exception of Noriko) are original. Kumatora is sorta original. Rea is, too! I'm sure there are more, I just don't know them off hand! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131144628]

*Has Sayaka ever visited the Second? If so, for how long?
**She hasn't actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116167169204]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Who would win in a fight: Sayaka or Kharn?
**Kharn. She's the apex predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116126388148]

*Hey Chiaki! As far as pancakes go, are you only into buttermilk & whiskey infused or are there other gimmick pancakes worth your while? (Chocolate Chip, Oats and Nuts mixed in, Anything that involves fruit etc)
**"...Why would you fuck with the texture of pancakes like that?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116066403252]

*What happened to Chiaki's parents?
**She doesn't remember. Most likely dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116046609588]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*All of your girls are forced into a fight to the death. If nobody holds back, who would win?
**The Transcendent One, because she has the least left to lose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116100065972]

*Can Pinky get high? I need to know, for uh...science. Yeah, science.‎
**She can get high! On love and life! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116120284084]

*which meguca costs the least love maintenance?
**Kyoko. She can be alone for quite a while, she's just spoiled by Sayaka. Most of the Black Templars too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116091697588]

*Most exhausting meguca?
**Pinky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096605620]

*Do incubators always take on a cat-like form, or mainly just the ones on Earth?
**Mainly the ones on earth, yeah! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116097597108]

*Can you tell us what Dildos secret for her glorious long hair? Does she ever feel stress or get annoyed about her hair?
**Brushing it out a thousand strokes a day with a fine comb, careful washing, expensive shampoo. And generally, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116037847732]

*What was Kharn's one liner in sexy mode?
**"Making fuck is now. Shh. Clothes off." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115933610932]

*How come Murderface is so great?
**I wouldn't say she is, she just tries to make do with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024674740]

*Your characters have to sing in a duet with somebody. Assuming there's no way out of it, who do they choose as their partner, and what song do they pick? **Hahaha, let's see. Considering that not a lot of them would sing unless it's karaoke time and they're all sauced...
**Wendy and Chiaki: Why can't we be friends
**Chiaki and Kyoko: Lean on me (loudly, off-key, with arms around each other's shoulders) and Highway to Hell, basically
**Kyoko and Sayaka: Some super cheesy duet love song that they'd sing while holding hands, loudly and cheerfully without even blushing.
**Kharn and Chiaki: Loyal to no-one [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115999895988]

*Who trains the hardest?
**Sayaka. No one trains harder than her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075717556]

*Who do you think is worse big sister? Chiaki or Wendy?
**Chiaki, because spoiling little kids, while adorable and good for the soul, is kinda bad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075221172]

*How many weights can Souji lift?
**He gets tired lifting his keyboard! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116035321780]

*Can we get a more comprehensive list of Murder Mayumi's weapons/abilities? I see a few referenced every now and then
**Sure!
**Genocider Cutter - her main weapon. She basically Captain Americas with it. It has a bigger, nastier version called the Murder Genocider Cutter Extreme, which she gets in the 30th episode as an upgrade.
**Clock Up - she can go crazy fast. Not stopping time, but just really, absurdly fast.
**Clock Down - she can make enemies become slower, almost to a standstill. She abuses this the most.
**Astartes Constitution - Murder Mayumi is super tough, super strong and generally takes a lot to put down.
**Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116030925748]

*>Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. // So what happened when she took Midori's virginity?
**Oh, that's just her restoring mana. In MM x MM, magical girls restore mana the Fate/Stay Night way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116034155956]

*Who's the best cook in the 9th (sans Mami) and what's their best dish?
**Kyoko can make the best taiyaki and takoyaki in the Ninth.
**Sayaka can cook a mean steak.
**Ecstasy Darks (Bob Cut) is a licensed chef. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028130484]

*Yuu wasn't a Kilgore Bride, was she? Or did she get... removed... before that point?‎
**Oh, no, she wasn't. She went to Varrigan City specifically to challenge Kilgore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028145588]

*Who's the biggest alcoholic in the 9th (sans Chiaki), and what's their drink of choice? How many people can they drink under the table before getting too wasted. (nb4 sayaka)
**Enishi, and rum raisin ice cream. She can eat five gallons of it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028220596]

*Is Yuu more of a Boxer, a Brawler or a Martial Artist?
**She started out as a Boxer, then a Martial Artist when she contracted. After getting the gauntlets, she became a brawler/dirty fighter. The kind who'd stop at nothing to see her opponent broken in half. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116027820212]

*Member of the 9th most likely to be really good at fighting games?
**Kumatora, definitely. She practices with Rea everyday. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026105012]

*Does Chiaki have any masktome or chirpee followers that we would be surprised at?
**The Spymaster, Wendy, maybe a few members of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026164148]

*Could Yuu punch a person's skull out of his head?
**Easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026526132]

*Did Braids and Sayaka ever fuck, or was it an unrequited one-sided crush?
**The latter. Braids wasn't brave enough, and she knew Sayaka had her heart set on someone else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116011253940]

*Who manages chiaki's masktome and chirpee account?
**Mami would, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115914440628]

*Does that also mean SayakaxTyphus will be a thing?
**Maybe they can adopt her. Hahahaha! Kyoko and Sayaka I mean. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978910644]

*How does Homusatan feel about Pinky crushing on Chiaki?
*Very jelly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115869425076]

*Which meguca is most like Rincewind?
**Hmm, not sure. I would say Fran but she's not the sort to be resigned and run a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116018582964]

*What happens if you get an Incubator drunk?
**They regress to extreme catlike behavior while speaking in their business legalese speak. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116023165620]

*How do you feel about the recent Sadpanda purges? How would the pent up megukas of MGNQ feel about this tragedy?
**The ones from the Ninth are totally cool with it. The rest, including the Eighth, isn't so cool with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115996453556]

*Does Chiaki really not know what a dildo is?
**"This again? ...I already told you, I know what a dildo is. It's Officio argot for 'fuckhead'. 'Dumbass'." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976765364]

*Who is (or was) the Angel Slayer?
**She Who Eats The Flesh of Fallen Angels! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976572084]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**It's all wholesome fun! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973402292]

*Enishi is a healthy, sexually frustrated Callidus with self esteem issues. Why is Chiaki not all over her?
**It's a case of Predator - Prey, I think. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115971156660]

*how did malal spend her down time?
**Messing about with that tablet of hers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115968167348]

*Do Eversors hold the top level for getting laid the most, or can other ranks compare? Why or why not?‎
**They do! Because Eversors are the vocalists in the rock band. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115899833524]

*How the fuck does Chiaki stay not fat if she's had so much fucking alcohol
**She burns all of it off by sheer hatred, brooding and growling alone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926824116]

*Chiaki, what do you think about frozen pancakes?‎
**"...Okay for emergencies, but fresh is best." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926869940]

*what was kharn's one liner on killing mode? One liner?
**She has a lot, but what comes to mind the most is "After this, I will take your skull for a trophy. I believe I deserve it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115927276212]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get laid yearly?‎
**Loads [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115894501556]

*In Warhammer 40K, the various Space Marine Legions did their duties in the name of the Emperor, for the most part. What do the Officios do their work in the name of?
**For their incubators. For personal gain. For monetary gain. To get stronger. To get better. To know more about the world. To be the best. To be the most powerful. To learn about the mysteries of the universe. They have an awful lot, but the main core of it is their main interests + helping the Incubators prevent heat death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890170292]

*Are there any sentai team meguca squads in quest?‎
**Yes. I can't reveal them yet, but they're there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115884941748]

*Other than Chiaki and Midori, who are obvious, if the megucas were alcohols, what would they be?
**Kharn would be that crazy alcohol the bartender keeps in his uppermost counter, a transparent bottle with all manner of poisonous animals preserved in them (some of them still alive and locked in drowning combat). Drinking it will make you brave and want to fight the world until you shit out steaming necrotic parts of your liver.
**Kyoko is a lager that tastes absolutely fantastic, tastes even better with friends, and will leave you buzzed but completely happy.
**Sayaka is a sobering bloody mary with a celery swizzle stick. It's hot enough to actually cause you pain, but it'll make you dead sober really quick and gets rid of your hangover so you can have more fun. Maybe. She'll look at you disapprovingly.
**Mami is a Shirley Temple. Sweet, nourishing, maybe a bit unhealthy but it's a comfort drink that makes you feel loved, perhaps even less lonely.
**Wendy is the drink that involves spiced rum somehow, along with a splash of Coca-cola. Tasty, dark, it claws its way all the way down, but addicting. You'll wake up feeling like everything's been taken from you but you'll be happy about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115887692212]

*What part of Midori is the most delicious? What part of Wendy?
**You'll have to vote for Chiaki's next FoFA session to kill and devour both Wendy and Midori to find out, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115883473332]

*Why didn't Madoka just mind wiped Homura out of her suffering?
**You don't put a bullet in your alcoholic friend's head because he set your house on fire. You do everything you can to help him get better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115837052340]

*How do the various characters in MGNQ feel about BDSM?
**Chiaki: ....Well, I guess Wendy looks...okay with that collar on...
**Sayaka: I'm not into that kind of depraved shit. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
**Kyoko: ...The what goes into someone's where?!
**Mami: Carefully and consensually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813929908]
Kharn: INTO MY PLEASURE DUNGEON

*Which character is least lewd?
**Cavefish! Not because she's, uh, dead, but she was a pretty nice person, if a bit innocent. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809442484]

*Decu, does Mami really collect the tongues of the megucas who won't submit to her?
**What? No [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813069492]

*But who would slap Miami's shit?
**The one she loves the most. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808546740]

*Decu, does Poorfag (/a/ OC DO NOT STEAL) exist in MGNQ? And if so, has she attained sparkle-butt status?
**I would definitely say so. She manages the Officio's financial department as a Vanus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813312948]

*If MGNQ megucas were doing the cake song, who would be what?
**The same as in the original, but Chiaki would be some other sort of fruit. Sour candy, maybe? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808169140]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Which meguca is most tsundere? Pinky doesn't count.
**Probably one of the Pendragon sisters? Besides Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115725487540]

*Did Malal instinctively know who Girl A was when they brought her back?
**Yes, she did. Malal knew her role from a lot of dreams that came to her even as a kid. Some of it was about the past, some of it the future. That's how she managed to plan things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115774726580]

*What's the longest any magical girl has survived after contracting? Who's the oldest magical girl still alive?
**It's a toss-up between Vivian of the Black Templars, and Karasawa Vintage, Equerry of the First Warmaster. They've been Magical Girls for a very long time, more than ten years already. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115773738420]

*Would a stack of flapjacks be acceptable to Chiaki at some kind of Canadian sit-down place?
**I guess? If she's in Canada Mami's probably out of reach, so she has to make do [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115767060148]

*Is Kharn's motherly instincts slowly kicking in? if so then how did she take in the feeling?
**She's certainly enjoying being able to order Souji around, sending him to the city to buy ice cream and sour things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115752779956]

*is QB open to something like a cultural festival?
**Of course! I wouldn't put it past him to approve such an Officio activity. It's for the well-being of all the megucas, after all. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115747518644]

*now i feel sorry for malal making transactions to get these drugs for kharn. just between us, did malal ever used it out of curiosity?
**Malal has no time for love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115760996020]

*Would Chiaki get annoyed if you called a Pancake a Hotcake?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721093812]

*What does Chiaki think of Crepes/Blintzes?
**"This is too thin. And there's fruit in it. You served me garbage." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721048500]

*Hey, Decu. What's the name of Midori's dad? I could swear I read it was Howard somewhere, but that just doesn't sound right...
**I forgot this, I'll have to check again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115604584884]

*how does QB handle endorsement offers from big companies to his megucas?
**Well, just like any manager? He negotiates for the big monies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115706491060]

*Is Mami's boyfriend Wendy?
**[[File:You don't understand.jpg]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689924788]

*can chiaki dunk?
**She is not very good at the sports [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689336244]

*Is Mami's boyfriend actually Kyubey? If its not can it be?
** [[File:What for real.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115675450292]

*Can anyone compare to Braids kelptomania in the MGNQ universe?
**None. She is Number 1. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115674897588]

*Which megucas are hotbloodedest and when do we get to play as them
**You already have, it's Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115671358644]

*Can you imagine an alternate universe in which Kyouko has slept with more girls than Kharn has in this one?
**An alternate universe where Sayaka is dead, or they've never met. A sad, bleak world, with only MAXIMUM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115688308660]

*What does Chiaki think of waffles?
**"...The fluffiness is gone. The softness is gone. What is this trash you've served me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115680543668]

*Have any of the Incubators' bodies changed over the years?
**Mostly adapting to Earth culture and weather. The Seventeenth got fat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115660938676]

*Somethings been bugging me about the Sayaka Sab quest. Why did Kirika seem so different during it? A total bitch, yes, but she seemed like a drunken lush, which... honestly seems a little out of character, for her.‎
**She hastes flying. She needed to get drunk first. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658952372]

*Does Chiaki just have a Callidus fetish or something?‎
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658913204]

*Is the Warmaster of the Eighth the most patriotic Magical Girl of the the Eighth? Or does someone eclipse Mary Sue in HOT BLOODED PATRIOTIC FERVOR
**She is the might of America. She bleeds red, white and blue (mostly nanomachines). She is FREEDOM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652734900]

*Which meguca would be best lucha libre?
**Have to go with Nicole Touchdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652511156]

*Can Sayaka go full Unlimited Bitch Works on an enemy?
**Most definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115631907508]

*Does Sayaka generally only wield a single sword or does she like to mix it up every once in awhile and dual-wield? Perhaps even sometimes summoning a sword for certain maneuvers only to dispel or forget them shortly after? (swordthrows, impaling someone with multiple blades etc)
**That's basically her style, yes, when she gets really serious. She doesn't summon swords unless the situation really calls for it, or when she gets really mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115629885876]

*Do the Incubators have contact with the rest of their brethren way far from Earth? Or are they pretty much on their own with little oversight from their home?
**They're mainly on their own, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115616517812]

*All the current warmasters are in a bar drinking. How chaotic do things get?
**Not enough, maybe things'll be civil until someone gets drunk and challenges someone else to an honor duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615967924]

*Is Warmaster Nero a Maerorus?
**Nope, but she fights nearly as strong as one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615331508]

*Can Homu be ever fixed without Madoka?
**Until she learns the true meaning of love, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614357428]

*can chiaki multitask one day like she is at sync with yuu which is holding both the golden katana and one of the axe on the other hand while shooting the deagle with her tongue?
**Hahaha no! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610496436]

*Is Misaka going to contract when she gets old enough? Or does she have no meguca potential?
**Souji has an agreement with Kyuubey: no magical girl stuff for his sister, and he works for him exclusively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609860276]

*What kind of meguca souls are Pinky's favourite to eat?
**Innocent ones spiced with fresh despair! Basically a Magical Girl who's had their bodies freshly killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609929652]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*"chiaki's gun-fu fighting style" That reminds me: Chiaki's golden deagle + SOUL OF INFINITE TIMELINE HOMUS = Equilibrium-esque Gun Kata?
**Dildoes can teach Chiaki how to Gun Kata really well, and maxing out your affinity with her gets you a neat surprise. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115599472308]

*Did Girl A ever squeal like a fan girl? if so what made her do it?
**Being taken to show things that she steals a moment later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115605783220]

*is the shinto community aware of witches? are their shrine maidens giving the witches a run for their money?
**There are shrine maiden megucas. But yes, they're aware. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115606892468]

*What are the survival rates for meguca husbandos?
**Quite well! Just that they tend to part ways with the MG more often than not, due to irreconcilable differences. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115607849908]

*What are the current trends in incubator fashion?
**hats are in [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115583121588]

*Are all of the incubators "male"?
**For now I'll say yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568933812]

*Can incubator and cat make babby?
**Pls no more [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568727732]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Among the Incubators we have met so far, who is considered the most "Incubator-like"?
**The Third would decidedly be the most 'incubator-like' ever, if we're going by the PMMM Kyuubey incubator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567654324]

*Is it possible for an incubator to make rabu?
**EMOTION IS FORBIDDEN. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. THERE IS ONLY MONEY. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567083700]

*But it is possible to make rabu to an incubator, yes? I mean what can they do to stop the rabu rabu?
**Well, I really haven't...explored that issue, honestly. It'd be making love to a cat made out of marshmallow. But the Incubator can certainly make a Magical Girl feel things by pulsing their soul gem. If you'll remember, Kyuubey made Sayaka hurt during that 'You didn't ask' scene in PMMM. I daresay they can do the same with pleasure if they were so inclined to.
**Man this questions are getting weird [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567199668]

*Are there any groups of magucas tooling around the universe, Guardians of the Galaxy style?
**Hahaha! Probably one or two of the First, looking for interplanetary threats. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566544308]

*How do we get Sayaka and Kyouko to adopt Chiaki as their pet lesbian? She can sleep at the foot of their bed, like a cat!
**What? You don't adopt the Warmaster. Besides Chiaki already has her chair, that's enough for her [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532688308]

*Was the Sayaka who Braids fell in love with the Sayaka who breakdances?
**No, but her Sayaka is consistently less of a bitch than the MGNQ one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532629428]

*Is their any magical girl we know of that do not like other girls romantically?
**I think Strauss is not really into other Magical Girls? I'm not sure about the rest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425107636]

*has any seen a really pissed off mami? are they still alive?
**Yes, and no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115548977844]

*Who is the most Hotblood Meguca
**Many a Magical Girl have peed their pants seeing Kyoko all fired up and aiming double spears at their direction, screaming "MAXIMUMMMMMM SPEARFUCKING" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115563887028]

*which meguca can synergies well with chiaki's gun-fu fighting style?
**Sayaka, Wendy, Kyoko...basically you can match her up to any melee user and she'd be great at supporting them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115514331828]

*If the Sixth are Monster Hunters, do they enjoy the Monster Hunter series and it's various spin-offs? (God Eater Burst etc)
**I'm sure they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115519681460]

*What's Green Green's witch form?
**Something vaguely octopus-shaped. (Note: This may change because I don't know) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115500876724]

*Malal Vs. Kharn. Cage match. Who wins?
**They'd do their taunting and posturing for a couple of minutes, then drop their weapons onto the mat and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Whoever wins gets to leave the cage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115493851828]

*If the Strike Witches met the megucas, would they get along? Would they fight? Would they have crazy BDSM yuri hatesex?
**I think all three! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484682676]

*How does Sayaka feel about breakdancing?
**"I've never done it in my life, so stop asking me about it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115483956404]

*Which Homu-witch showed up for Walpurgisthingy 2 years back?
**The one we saw from Rebellion, mostly. I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115482773172]

*If Malal had visions and such about Madoka/Pinky due to being the Madoka of the native dimension, does that mean that the Homura of the native dimension has visions about Homucifer and/or Chiaki?
**She's seen everything, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115480883636]

*If the Warmasters of the Ninth and Eighth were to do a score battle in Time Crisis (light-gun arcade game) for some inter-officio dispute who would win!?
**Chiaki. Because Mary panics sometimes whenever she plays light-gun games, and accidentally draws her real firearm, shooting holes in the coin-op. "Ah couldn't help mahself! The graphics were so dang real!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479486644]

*What is Chiaki's witch like? It's not homulily is it?
**Nope, it's something much more brutal. (And no it's not the Armored Fragment). I'll draw this one soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115474369460]

*Got any type-moon megucas?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472842164]

*Why is Sayaka very foolish?
**Because she is a bitch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472098228]

*Can Warmasters kill servants?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115449761716]

*What is each megucas biggest fear? The one that freezes them in their tracks and makes them want to run away.
**Looking back and seeing that she's alone and no one to back her up [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423946164]

*i know it's a little unlikely but are there MG's who are sad that kharn settled down and not chase them anymore?
**Loads of them. Lots. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115450330548]

*If Sayaka goes all mermaid on us, does Kyoko auto-kick into candle mode herself? Or are their Soul Gems not quite THAT connected? That was a stated concern of Kyubey's, if I recall, when Kyoko first made the linked Gem request...‎
**It depends on her mood, her way of thinking, and whether or not Chiaki can kick her back into seeing sense at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115456469172]

*how big of a kleptomaniac was girl A? did mami ever train her not to do that?
**Girl A was a huge kleptomaniac, so big that not even Mami's careful chiding, coddling or even scolding curbed it. She only started doing the Time Stop -> Blood Raven combo after Mami caught her for the third time. She remains a kleptomaniac to this day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115457218996]

*what does the girls from the first do for fun on the moon?
**Board games. Vintage, the oldest of the Karasawa sisters and Equerry of the First, is currently Lunar Champion at all of them except Uno, because Uno is for liars and tricksters [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425829812]

*Is Vintage buttmad that the Spymaster always beats her at Uno?‎
**It's a stupid game for kids anyway! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115433181620]

*More seriously on the Inquisitor Kharn x Malal Bequin bit...did Kharn and Malal ever feel anything for one another beyond just their close friendship?
**They were too close to be lovers, if that's what you're asking. They'd die for each other in a heartbeat, but they could never be romantically connected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416879796]

*This is a follow up to a previous question: If Malal is not Pinky than why did she start going all black-eyed and blood? And what was up with the feathers?
**I'm sorry, I can't answer this, due to spoilers and everything! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423249844]

*During Waluiginacht, Malal grows pointed teeth and black eyes before Yuma gets chucked back to reality. If she's not Pinky, then are there TWO black-eyed-pointed-teeth-pink-clothed deities hanging around?
**Of course not! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413985972]

*Wait, I though Malal was this universe's (Kanada) Madoka?
**She is! But at the same time, she's not Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413523892]

*Who cashed in Midorin's v-card, then? Was it someone in her officio?
**No, it was her ex-boyfriend in high school. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115412298932]

*Who is the best Thumb Wrestler of the Ninth? Arm Wrestler?
**Kharn. Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411454388]

*Best Sniper in the 9th Officio?
**Rea Ashford barely edges out Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115410931380]

*Is chiaki the best gunslinger girl or is she second to someone on the first officio?
**Mami is currently still best gunslinger girl. Chiaki and Rea are closely tied for second. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115409151668]

*Are there any meguca that aren't sluts? (not that there is anything wrong with slutting it up, I 'm just curious)
**Of course there are! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115407646132]

*So Chiaki broke in Midori V-Card.
**Hahaha, Midori's V-card was lost before that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115402408884]

*Top five lewdest megucas? If they all fought in battle, who'd come in last place?
**This keeps getting asked! Midori, Wendy, Kyoko, Nero and Kharn! I think Kyoko would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115405697204]

*Any grappler megucas?
**Sure! Malal was a huge takedown/striking expert, wasn't afraid to get dirty. Yuma got a bit of that too, along with a Culexus of the Ninth who's now stationed at the Seventeenth way before WPN. Nicole Touchdown enjoys over the top pro wrestling moves, Karasawa Enyo fights with Madworld Jack's moveset (when she thinks High Marshal Raleigh isn't looking) and Kotarou Yuu would not hesitate to clinch with you before punching your organs out through your nose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115406103732]

*Do all of the Homu in MGNQ went through as braids and had her heart surgery before meeting kyubey?
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115400524212]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's paranoi level?
**Never. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115373465268]

*How does Mami relieve stress? Cooking, paperwork, shopping, treating herself to day spas, target practice. Also, touching base with her far-off friends from other Officios (like housewives, they like to gossip). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384000436]

*What kind of monster relieves stress by doing paperwork?
**Anything becomes stress relief if you love doing it enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115387832756]

*Is there anyone who doesn't like Mami?‎
**Of course! They're usually dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384510132]

*What about people who just feel neutral towards her?‎
**I'm sure there are some of those too! (And no, not all of them are dead.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115385267636]

*Is there anybody Mami doesn't like?
**Mami genuinely tries to get along with everyone, or understand them at some basic level. At the worst, she'll be slightly cold but still very civil. This isn't a facade at all. But she has had some disagreements in the past with some people. Malal is one of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383477172]

*Does Mami enjoy punishing people who deserve or want it?
**Mami doesn't take pleasure in it. She only does what's necessary because it has to be done. (This is debatable.) She knows how to use the carrot and the stick - just because she's doting and warm to the girls of the Eighth and Ninth doesn't mean she can't be affable and professional with girls from the Seventeenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383195060]

*Can Pinky talk to/interact with normies? What about spiritually attuned or heightened ones?‎
**They can only see suggestions of her, or just her whispers. And they're scared of what they see / hear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115367899572]

*Kehehe...good, good. I can work with that... How does Pinky feel about normies? Any reasons why she would interact with them?‎
**Mainly to fuck with them! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115368104116]

*please list all the nicknames mami gave chiaki from the moment she found her!
**Well, besides the 'dear' 'good girl' and other affectionate things, Mami has called her Acchan (a play on Girl A, back when she was still quiet and twitchy as heck). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115066976948]

*Have any of the incubators used their experience making meguca costumes to make money through fashion?
**Kyuubey's probably got that handled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115291137460]

*Are there any known blondes Kharn hasn't tried to fug
**Nope, she's tried to fug 'em all. She also goes for high-ranking ones. ...Wait, no, I think she never made a pass at Mordred. Arturia maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115331872436]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom.- Wouldn't that depend on if the MG is blonde or not?
**Kharn is known to sample other colors of curtains too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115321006516]

*How is Ruri?
**Ruri's basically working really hard on her tour and voice-acting for the MM x MM OAV. Players can give her a call if they want to check up on her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115327012788]

*How does Kyoko handle having a partner who simply isn't as kinky as her?
**Sayaka makes up for it with true love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115310090932]

*How does Kyoko feel about Sayaka's armpits?
**Super turn-on for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115309616820]

*How does Sayaka feel about Kyoko's armpits?
**They're Kyoko's? Sayaka's prett vanilla. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115308510644]

*Is there anyone, at any Officio, who could drink Chiaki under the table? Or is she the drunken world champion?‎
**"Getting drunk isn't a race, it's the goal." Anyone can drink Chiaki under the table, she just does it quicker. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115275321268]

*Actually, are there any Primarchs you don't really have any plans for showing up in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, I really can't say. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268214964]

*Who's the EMPRAH, though?
**Madoka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268480436]

*Who's gonna end up being our Perturabo?
**Petra, the Fourth Warmaster! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267272628]

*What makes Kharn angry?
**Loud, annoying people full of ill-gotten bluster and pomp. People who have no style, only volume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267230644]

*Who's gonna end up being our Sanguinius?
**Our best bro. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115259916468]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Which magical girls are the purest?
**Midori [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167275700]

*Which magical girls are the lewdest?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167267252]

*Which other magical girls are the lewdest?
**Risa [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167474356]

*Heather vs. Sayaka! Fuckface vs. Bitch! Insane toughness vs. insane regeneration! Hot blooded justice vs. hot blooded justice! Eversor Rank Leader vs. Eversor Rank Leader! Who comes out on top?!
**Hahaha, that's tough! But I would definitely give it to Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115210038964]

*Scariest words for a magical girl to hear?
**"Miki Sayaka, Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Eversor. Prepare to defend yourself." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115205620148]

*Wouldn't the scariest thing for a magical girl to hear be the sound of their witch ripping into reality as their soul gem shatters into a grief seed and their world is then filled with pain and suffering? I'd rather fight Queen Bitch‎
**The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115209712308]

*Who is loudest meguca?
**Toss-up between Kyoko, Mary Sue Springfield and Heather Crunch. Although the last one probably takes it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167258804]

*Does Chiaki have a Callidus fetish?
**I don't think it's based on rank, it's just...people she feels comfortable with. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115161424052]

*Who would Chiaki feel uncomfortable around without feeling hostile?
**Kyoko, Mami, Charlie, Midori, Wendy, Sayaka's getting there but not quite. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166559668]

*Isn't that people she feels comfortable around?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166742708]

*Who would she feel uncomfortable around?
**Anyone not listed? It's nothing personal, of course, that's just the way she's wired. Oh, and Kharn especially. Not that she doesn't like Kharn, but Kharn makes everyone uncomfortable. It's like bringing a giant attack dog made out of blades and teeth into a room with a leash made out of tissue paper, and saying that 'she's just a big softie' while you can see it's clearly imagining how it'd be to pick bits out of your bones out of its teeth later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166795956]

*If they made pillows shaped like butts would Chiaki get one?
**Probably not! The chair serves all her comfy needs, and a butt pillow just doesn't provide the same warmth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140780980]

*Chiaki's favorite brand of (non-fictional) smokes!?
**Marlboros! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115159471796]

*If Chiaki* increases her connection with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**Ahh. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140100276]

*If Wendy increases her link with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**I guess? Why Wendy though? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140068020]

*What animals would the rest of the main cast be?
**Kyoko would be a friendly dog, Wendy would be another ornery cat, Midori an affectionate cat...this is not creative [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115139258804]

*If the MGNQ cast were animals what would Chiaki and Sayaka be?
**Chiaki is a cat, easily. Bad-tempered one. Sayaka is a dog, equally bad-tempered. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115115872436]

*How long has Pinky been around in this universe? Before Chiaki appeared? Or after her second most recent bout of explosive amnesia?
**Before Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115079087796]

*Chiaki is dragged to the circus to have fun by Kyoko and Midori. How much of a trainwreck does this become?
**It should actually be a fun time, but it needs Wendy there too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071564724]

*If Coobs was forced to take some leisure time, with no MG, incubator, or business related work of any kind, How would he spend it?
**Sleep in his tower? But he's been doing everything for so long that it becomes a hobby to him, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115123727028]

*Do any named megucas listen to hardcore gangsta rap? If so, which ones?
**Kumatora is a big fan! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071140788]

*Question-Is the 4th fragment of Chiaki from the barrier different from the devil homura who's been making herself known recently in dreams and timestop?
**I can't answer that, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115077057716]

*what are Girl A's initials if she were to play arcade shooting games and get a high score?
**AAA [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115059676340]

*How many scars does Chiaki have on her face? And why Chiaki having a lot of scars so hot?
**Maybe some on her jawline, I think, small ones? Dan's drawn a few of them and they look nice on her. And yes, I think it gives her a tough, dangerous look that's at odds with being a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115033805236]

*Chiaki's favorite Firearm Action? I'd imagine it would be Pump because she favors shotguns but....
**She likes them all, but yeah, pump is a favorite for her. Break action is also another that revs her engine up good, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027499444]

*Why is everyone so paranoid about Mami when she is clearly just a lovely person who as our (and, really, everyone's) best interests at heart?
**topkeki.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114996011700]

*What does the Third actually DO these days now that he doesn't have girls to watch over? Does he work like a bank for the other Incubators?
**He's situated at the Moonbase now, helping the First Warmaster's Equerry with managing the finances of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114967710388]

*Has drunk Chiaki ever had her bar brawl days?
**Yes. A lot of those. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114953804980]

*About how angry will Pinky be after she finds out Chiaki didn't listen to her and kept talking with the Deagle?
**If Chiaki was the one who brought it up first, then apologized, how much would that lessen the severity of Pinky's rage. It's all in the delivery of the news. Even for someone like Pinky, it's bad to assume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919557044]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*Is Mami the one QB loves?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114922697140]

*Is there a magical girl archer-ko around?
**Nope, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114931367604]

*What is Chiakis ring tone on her phone?
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNmQI-GSNs [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114934546356]

*did QB ever fell in love?
**Yes. But he can give it up any time he likes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114912056756]

*"Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! " So Kyouko lancing someone to the moon with enough impact to make a crater is a possibility is Sayaka is kill?
**She'd be burned out for a long while after that, but yeah, it's possible Kyoko can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945576372]

*Travis Touchdown has a MGNQ stand-in, Do the Killer7 or their universe-equivalent exist in the MGNQ-verse? I'd imagine their freaky 7-in-one deal would be easier to buy given the existence of magic. (Well it's technically 8 with Harman but details)
**They do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945681588]

*How does Pinky feel about The Great Adding Wendy To Chiaki's Harem Strategy?
**You'll find out what she feels about it soon enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881331124]

*If Midori died on a mission, one she was sent on at the behest of someone other than Chiaki, how would Chiaki react? Would she be infuriated with the person?
**She'd blame herself, mostly. It's not the person's fault. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860208308]

*Let me clarify better on my previous question (the one about Midori dying); Chiaki would have no hand in what happened. All she knew was that someone selected her for a mission and it got Midori killed. Would Chiaki still blame herself even if she wasn't at fault at all?
**She would still hold herself responsible. She's the Warmaster now. If anyone else other than Kyuubey gave the order, she has no one else to blame. 'I should have paid closer attention', 'I should've caught that', that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114894868916]

*how much floor does kharn destroy while doing the Cossack dance
**All the floors. That's why she only does that outsIde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881765300]

*Kyoko and Wendy are have an all-you-can-eat pass to Burger Suplex, what handicaps would be needed for Kyouko to eat more than Wendy?
**None. Wendy just likes fast food, but she's not a voracious eater like Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881063604]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*Odette and Eleanor are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?
**Both get magical girl diabeetus [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877658036]

*Odette and Kyoko are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?‎
**Kyoko isn't into candy much, she's more into savory things and chocolate. I'll give this to Odette. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877363380]

*please stat the meguca's for their dance prowess!
**Chiaki knows how to carry a beat, Sayaka and Kyoko are Officio ballroom dance competition champions for two years running, Mami is cutely clumsy at it, Kharn can moonwalk but not without tearing up the dance floor (literally). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114853019828]

*Does it worry you that everyone (in the audience) is starting to catch onto your big plan to have Mami be the big bad?
**Hahaha, she is?! This is news to me! Mami's a positive force for Chiaki, how can she be the big bad?! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877047988]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's love for pills, alcohol and pancakes?
**No one. She is the best at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872461236]

*Mami kind of reminds me of Griffith from Berserk. I bet she has the scariest death stare for when she's actually mad at someone, just like he does.
**Griffith as Mami is very apt, and yes, she does have that death stare. And you're in trouble if she wants to kill you, because she'll do it quickly without giving you a chance to fight back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872420020]

*If Madoka's Dad and Mami collaborated on a meal, would it be delicious enough to make magical girls cry?
**It would definitely be so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859493556]

*How much time does Coobs spend in his cat tower? And did 8-ball shamelessly get his own?
**He spends a lot of time in it. And yes, Eightball did get his own, with blackjack and some other stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860499636]

*does midori have a chance to experience the Mami treatment?
**Well, what's the color of her ribbon, then? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858765236]

*How would Sayaka react to a magical girl who's punches shatter bones? With said punches being their normal strength?
**Get angry and headbutt her hard enough to stun her, before shoving Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back in its gun-sheathe and executing a ridiculously-sweet Jetstream Sam combo with a Zandatsu finisher. That's...I think what she would do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859606708]

*Can Sayaka extend her swords like Kyouko's Spear extends itself when it lashes out? I remember seeing that on the madoka concept art books.
**Hmm, well, I suppose she could. She can definitely extend her sword when she needs to, but Sayaka's the sort to do it the hard way (i.e. charge in and start slashing up close). She only uses her magic to regenerate, everything else is through brute strength, speed and skill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858584244]

*Has Pinky loved Chiaki since 12000 years ago? Speaking of Pinky, will we see her again soon?
**She has never stopped loving Chiaki! Also, yes! Very soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857847988]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*What is sayaka's favorite gundam?
**Red Astray! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114701842868]

*Red Astray!? I would have thought Sayakar would have been a Exia person.
**Oh, she likes the Exia too, sure. She's always partial to the gundams that use swords exclusively, though. Especially material blades. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857276852]

*Can MGNQ Kyoko Rosso Fantasma!?
**She can do that, yes, but only in special occasions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857285556]

*So Kyoko likes the muscle-y look? How much muscle does she like?
**Kyoko likes the abs, definitely, but she also wants a bit of soft on Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852341684]

*Does Sayaka actually care about getting huge, or is it just a natural byproduct of her desire to become a better Eversor?
**Both. She's aiming to be one of the best, if not THE best around. She also wants to look good for Kyoko, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852206772]

*which meguca hides her /fa/wer level well?
**What is a /fa/wer level? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114826103220]

*I think /fa/wer level refers to fashion?
**Oh, alright! I wasn't familiar with the term, sorry! Going back to the original question, Sayaka actually knows how to dress properly, and has a decent fashion sense (as opposed to Kyoko who just throws on anything anyhow). Chiaki's E-rank in this stat, Mami is EX+ (she's got enough experience) and Ruri knows how to look fashionable even in just a shirt and nothing else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114831195316]

*Has Chiaki ever literally bathed in alcohol? Will Chiaki ever literally bathe in alcohol? Can we invite people to the alcohol bath party?
**She has, multiple times. And no, it's a strictly private affair. Mr Kong gets insanely jealous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114815757748]

*What's the status of the Lust soul in Chiaki's warmaster hat?
**Sated for now, but it will resurge soon, and drive Chiaki for a 3P situation [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114803334324]

*Has Kyoko ever tried to grate cheese on Sayaka's abs?
**No, not because she was sure that it'd work but that'd be such a waste of cheese [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787410868]

*What is it Chiaki (and seemingly all the other girls) like about butts?
**They're soft and easy to touch! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787166900]

*What does Kumatora do when she's not working or assisting Green Green?
**Practicing the fine art of punching and kicking people dead. Her goal in life is to become just as good as the Ogre was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787108276]

*Who is the most flexible girl in the Ninth? Who is the least?
**Enishi and Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786141108]

*Kyoko seems to me like she'd go for puro. Does she have a favorite move/wrestler?
**GOLDBERG SPEAR. Meanwhile, Sayaka loves the Shining Wizard and all its iterations. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786014132]

*Does Kyoko go for the Jackhammer afterwards? It isn't the same without it!‎
**She does, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786246324]

*What is Sayaka's workout like?
**1 hour cardio, 1 hour core, 1 hour sparring, 3 hours of lifting, 1 hour pilates. She starts early in the morning and ends near lunch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114785858996]

*Which meguca is the best to snuggle with on a couch next to a crackling fire?
**Kyoko, Amber, Wendy. Top three. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114778745012]

*What's with Kyoko and burning people?
**Kyoko in MGNQ is a bit of a pyro, in that she thinks fire is awesome and things on fire is also more awesome? But honestly she just wanted to see if Chiaki would actually react to being set on fire. And it was hilarious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114776279988]

*Do you have any funny anectdotes from the main/secondary characters' childhoods?
**Sayaka loved Kamen Rider, and she always bought the DX Gear of whatever rider was on at the time. She knows all the moves and the transformation poses. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765889716]

*Who is best suited to be Kharn's little sister?
**She's not the type to have one I think! Besides she's already getting a daughteru and a sun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114745734324]

*I know imotos are their own, separate, group from the waifu tier, but can we pair up the imotos with each other? Misaka / Rea maybe?
**Hahaha, I don't think that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114738464948]

*Shouldn't Risa's Bloodthirster counter max out at 40,000 instead of whatever number it was before? lol‎
**It's currently at 500,000 points! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114749391540]

*which meguca is best lover
**Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114746115764]

*is there a strong contender for Kharn's title and throne or did her kingdom of debauchery fell with her when she settled down?
**There's the Emperor of the Fourteenth, but otherwise Kharn retires undefeated. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765733556]

*Is there an Eversor that uses a Shovel? Shield?
**Yes, there is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114766644660]

*Why is Kharn called the Betrayer if her "betrayal" was unwilling? Or is Kharn being labeled "Betrayer" by the Templars meant to provide insight into the 2nd?
**The unfortunate truth of it is, no one really knows what happened (besides a few select individuals who have been told to keep their mouths shut). Everyone just thinks Kharn went nuts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114737800116]

*Aside from obviously Midori and Iori, what were some of the other MGNQ characters you were willing to let Chiaki end up with?
**Amber's okay, but Sayaka's got competition. There's also Ruri and NECO, and Fabiola. But that said, I think it's okay for Chiaki to not end up with anyone, too? She's one of those types of people who probably could be alright being alone for a while. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114732038068]

*All cute characters in MGNQ have a fight to the death using their cuteness as weapons Who wins? Who loses hardest?
**YUU WINS FOREVER [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725799092]

*Would Chiaki be comfortable piloting a scopedog?
**I would say so! As long as it had lots of guns! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726771636]

*Has Chiaki ever committed violence/murder because of maple syrup?
**One time, Mami had to visit the Seventeenth, and Chiaki had to go to Charles' for her pancake fix (Charles is actually a competent cook). Yakuza came over and slapped her plate off the counter. She executed them noisily and messily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726064308]

*Which girl is most like a Disney princess?
**Kharn [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725701812]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*How much does Eleanor have to train before she becomes swole?
**Until her face is ground into the dust [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699192756]

*Magical Girl of the Ninth most likely to spout random Engrish while fighting? (Heather doesn't count just because she contracted there!)
**I would say Kumatora! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699016372]

*Does Sayaka have a series of T-shirts with obscenities in different languages on them in her wardrobe? What are the main cast's favorite swear words?
**Hahaha! That's a hilarious idea!
**Favorite swear words:
**Chiaki: Fuck(all permutations), Dildo, Shit
**Sayaka: Jesus Christ, Fuck(all permutations), Dumbass
**Kyoko: Dildo, Dildoes
**Wendy: FUCK THE QUEEN AT FUCKINGHAM PALACE
**Eleanor: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
**Odette: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114664001204]

*Which meguca would get along with each Saiyan?
**Sayaka x Vegeta [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643086772]

*Does Chiaki ever have any kleptomaniac moments? I'd imagine it'd get very tempting with her hammerspace shield.
**She does, all the time. Mostly guns and weapons, though, it's always a compulsion for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641157556]

*Which MGNQ characters, main or write-up, would work best in a sitcom about their lives?
**The Eighth (Rabbits + Warmaster), Sayaka and Kyoko, The Sixth, The Fourteenth's Triarii and the Emperor...loads, mostly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114642266804]

*Could Chiaki handle a Graviton Beam Emitter?
**Easily, although she'd have to brace herself against something at Level 3. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641701556]

*Whenever I want to make a cryptic reply via text, I say "Hahaha!" So, thanks for that. Has Chiaki ever experienced the joy of playing with a Gyrojet weapon (not a boltgun)?
**A gyrojet weapon...no, I don't think so. Not yet. She has played around with railguns though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114630812084]

*Is Chiaki capable of handling guns that would blow off a regular person's arm ala Alucard's Jackal and Casull? Or are vindicare arms too noodly?
**Chiaki can, actually. It's something all Vindicares are trained for, and for Chiaki it's a piece of cake (in fact I'd wager she's the only one who could, barring Rea). She's noodly for anything else though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114621218740]

*Who possess the best butts outside the main cast?
**Hmm...Ahriman actually has a good one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114620329652]

*Does Chiaki ever unwind by hand loading weird things into a shotgun shell and going to the gun range? Silly putty shells are a lot of fun.
**Hahaha, that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114619106484]

*Chiaki's top 10 personal favorite guns list?
**Hahaha, well, I'm not really that well versed with guns, but let's just say shotguns and big revolvers/handguns occupy them. If any player wants to help me come up with a list that Chiaki's personality might fit with, that'd be great! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114609231540]

*so you're saying madoka has 10k homuss in her harem?
**dassa lotta homus yeah? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114614836148]

*How many time loops did Dildos say we went through to get to the current one? And are any of the previous loops going to be visited? Cause if not, I...have an idea.‎
**10,940+ something loops, I think! And yes, I think we can go with your idea if you're thinking what I'm thinking, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114603238836]

*What are Midori's favorite in-universe anime?
**Youra Yuri [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114601341620]

*What would have happened if Mirai Survived?
**Chiaki would have had a Miraival for Midori's love [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114600775860]

*What would Kyoko do if Chiaki suddenly up and ran off with Sayaka for a luv luv romance?
**Probably just really sad, but happy for them? Sad-happy? I don't even know because it's impossible [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114532577460]

*What would have happened if Midori styled our hair instead of Mami? Would we have gotten different choices? What is the best Chiaki Hair-style and why is it bobcut?
**Different choices, yes. You'd have gotten haircuts styled after her favorite anime characters, for one. Also, bobcut is best because it's sleek yet stylish [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114522347444]

*So Kharn was 18 during Malal Quest? Damn, she must have been one hell of a late bloomer.
**She was, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514131124]

*Is Nagisa ded in MGNQ-verse
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114478613684]

*What would Chiaki, Midori, and Mami's classes be in Valkyria Chronicles? [Sayaka and Kyouko too if you ignore the fact they only almost exclusively use pigstickers]
**I haven't really played Valkyria Chronicles, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114515987892]

*What is Chiaki's non-magical armament of choice? Handguns? Rifles? Explosives? Golf Clubs? Any specific model? And what about the 3 Stooges as well? (maybe discounting Murderface).
**Chiaki loves big handguns and shotguns (the latter, double-barreled, sawed-off things, like in Killing Floor's Hunting Shotgun). Dildoes loves long rifles and machineguns, Braids loves golf clubs, combat knives, grenade launchers and flamethrowers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114516885940]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Can Chiaki ride her MIG into battle like Fate/Zero Berserker can? Or like: http://youtu.be/YkNii55yZpc?t=42s or http://youtu.be/E82xfOCgOMc?t=2m16s ?
**Berserker would be more apt! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114479110068]

*How old is Kharn? She looked fairly young in Malal Quest, but she looks to be in her early twenties now.
**She's around that age, yes! 23! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114475000756]

*Why does Chiaki keeps on attracting large mammies type of girls?
**It's her noodle abilities! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114448658868]

*Are Snake and Otacon alive in the MGNQ universe?
**Only Snake! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114454105780]

*When was the last time Sayaka acted the mickey?
**Her first night together with Kyoko was kinda awkward [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445045684]

*When will Midori call Chiaki shempai?
**When she gets drunk again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437731764]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*What sort of rank did Ahriman have? Eversor, Vindicare, Callidus, Culexus, Vanus, or Venenum?
**She was, on paper, Vindicare, but her magic can work either up close or afar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114431078324]

*Ahriman has been shown to be a high level spellcaster type. Are there any similar magical girls, particularly those that would fit a lower-level spellcaster archetype?
**Of course! There are magical girls who fit the 'wizard' or 'spellcaster' archetype easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114430523060]

*Could Sonya from Kill Me Baby survive a fight with a magical girl?
**She'd be a very skilled United Assassins Association member, but unfortunately no match for a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412599220]

*Kharn suffers from hypersexuality. Is Misaka's brother capable of satisfying her, or does Kharn cheats him?
**Souji does just fine satisfying her! For Kharn it's more of the thrill of the hunt (although the lust is a big part of it)! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412508852]

*are piercings a thing for this gals?
**Some of them, I suppose! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114409971636]

*Between an arm-wrestling match between Sayaka and Kyouko who wins?
**It would degenerate into hand-holding after a while. They don't like competing with each other much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114408490164]

*Will Chiaki always be a cold noodles?
**Always [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114404719028]

*What kind of music does Murderface like? I keep trying to imagine it and all I keep coming back to is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5hDzWfnxw
**She likes something more with a bass beat to them. Dethklok is cool to her too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114403487924]

*Has Iori seen NECO's photo of Chiaki and Midori sucking face yet? What was her/will be her reaction to it?
**Not very good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397073844]

*You'd think that with Mami's connections and abilities that she would end up with the First Officio. Why hasn't she?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396969396]

*Are the Incubators capable of dimensional or time travel?
**Dimensional, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396778932]

*Are there any megucas that like to slam and jam in the Ninth?
**Kyoko and Kumatora, most likely! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396308916]

*What kind of music do each of your megucas like? Kyoko seems like a heavy hip hop and rap person for some reason.
**Kyoko does like that kind of music and rap metal, the sort that makes a lot of noise and heavy bass notes. Sayaka's heavy metal phase is ending and going strong into idol music. Kharn loves classic love songs, Mami likes symphonies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114387502260]

*What would happen if Girl A and Chiaki were to meet?
**After the requisite gunfight, getting drunk. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114368911284]

*What happens if someone touches Pinky's Grief Moon?
She'll get mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366174388]

*What happens if someone licks Pinky's Grief Moon?
**She gets angrier! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366523572]

*Will we ever see a Chiaki-Yuu Kamehameha? Because that would be awesome. And is Yuus master really Roshi?
**If Chiaki trains and uses the gauntlets a whole lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366478516]

*The time-stopping shield, has it ever given an obrez to Chiaki Matsuda?
**I think Murderface or Girl A would have gotten one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367334068]

*Is Sayaka a follower of the way of Zyzz? Or is she jelly, brah?
**She doesn't use anything other than oats and protein drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365608884]

*How often does Sayaka catch people mirin?
**A lot of times, moreso when she's training in the Officio gym. She just chooses to ignore them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365455028]

*Speaking of Duke, would he have a chance with Mami? Opposites attract each other, and a delicate and refined girl like Mami is the polar opposite of Duke. Also, always bet on Duke.
**I would...I haven't really considered that option? But Mami's always too busy for a relationship. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365398964]

*is mami open for personal assistants?
**Hmm, well, she has a few candidates lined up already! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365203380]

*What kind of stats would Chiaki have, discounting time fuckery or golden weapons? Because she seems kinda middling with out those advantages.
**Without time stop or the golden weapons, Chiaki's more of an average vindicare, but she's definitely quicker on the draw and better at aiming than most. She's also got a penchant for brutality, so that works out for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114364267700]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*Is there any faction in the world capable of antagonizing QB and his kind?
**Each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362844596]

*Who would win a fair chess game? Misaka or Malal?
**Misaka would win in three moves until Malal distracts her with candy and/or asks her about how the teleporter repairs are doing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362565812]

*which girls did not feel the tension before the alcohol was brought in?
**Kyoko, because Kyoko is low tension all the time (in that she can't read the mood most of the time). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362248372]

*Is Mordred ever going to get the chance to redeem herself?
**Most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361468084]

*Then what are Kyoko and Amber's kinks?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359714740]

*Are there any magical girls who focus on driving/piloting things?
**There's K, a Seventeenth Officio Culexus who focus on driving cars - pretty much anything that can be driven if I remember correctly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359916724]

*How badly would an eversor be shunned if they were slow (but made up for it in pure strength and power)? You'd still have to hit your targets.
**There are Eversors like that who aren't the fastest but really hit like powerhouses (like Yuu, for example). They wouldn't be shunned too badly, but probably be the butt of the joke unless they made it clear to their squad that they're tough as nails (probably by punching a joking squadmate to next week, or just proving it in combat). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359754420]

*Is Kyoko into that thing where you eat sushi off a naked girl, that girl preferably being Sayaka?
**Not...really? Because she'd be too busy scarfing the sushi down to notice the girl's naked. "Oh hey, you're not gonna eat this, right?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359627444]

*Is Sayaka into swordplay during sex, then? No, Sayaka is embarrassingly vanilla.
**Ask Amber or Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359479988]

*>Ask Amber or Kyoko. Are you saying Kyoko has kinks?
**Both redheads do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359582900]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*Was best kharn mind raped
**No, she just had her sanity got the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358625204]

*HOW DOES BEST MAERORUS KHARN LOSE WITH EX RANK EVERYTHING?!
**It's dat low sanity mang [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358548148]

*How advanced is Tiny Pete's AI at this point?
**Something like advanced servitor-type AI, where he can make decisions on his own but ultimately follow Misaka's orders to the letter. Nothing as advanced as Blade Wolf's, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358221236]

*Then why do Chiaki and Area need glasses?
**For Chiaki, it's always been something of a comfort issue with her. She identifies with the glasses mostly, and she wears it to 'help' her vision. It's sort of an unknown placebo effect with her. As for Rea, well, it is a mystery. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357833652]

*We all know what Pinky thinks of this world's Homu, but how does she feel about the rest of the meduka meguca gang?
**She misses Mami, she wishes Sayaka would just witch out and get it over with so she doesn't have to relive the entire painful process again, and she really misses Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357576372]

*Why do magical girls never marry guys?
**They do! But there's really no room in what they do to get a working relationship going. Kharn got lucky in that she and Souji were already close then. They do go for flings and short-term relationships though. Short answer, it takes a lot of guff to make one work if you're a magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357698484]

*What happened to Oriko?
**She turned evil! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114322872244]

*We know Mami has the best mamis in the Ninth. Who's got the best 'ass'ets?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286836404]

*What is the chance of pairing best mamis and best assets?
**It's going to be a very uphill struggle. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114305459124]

*Who asked who out first with KyoSaya?
**Sayaka asked Kyoko out first! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286901684]

*who is kumatora
**Hat-chan's self-insert! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114281617844]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*I think most of the players assume Mami isn't as benevolent as she seems, but most of us still love her. That said, I've never seen anyone say anything about Kyouko sucking up or being anything less than the perfect bro. Does Kyouko have muscles underneath her costume, or is it just Sayaka?
**Kyoko eats horribly enough that there's a very thin layer of healthy over her muscles. If you have her take off her shirt and flex, though, she'll take you to the gun show most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114277298868]

*Is it even possible to hate Kyouko? Is it possible to not love Mami?
**Well, I would say so! Players may find Kyoko's friendliness as her sucking up to her Warmaster buddy, and Mami's smile and warmth may be seen as someone being utterly duplicitous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276817332]

*Just how did Kyouko become our friend?
**Kyoko just took a liking to Girl A mostly, she reminded her of her younger sister somewhat. Granted, it's easy for Kyoko to be friends with anyone, but she really thought 'hey, this person needs a pal' with Murderface and tried her best to be there even when only Mami was the one to stick up for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276807348]

*Is there a maximum level of Kyoko best bro-ness?
**There's very little that Kyoko won't do for Chiaki if she asks, including missing her own wedding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276662708]

*Does that mean we'll get to turn Tiny Pete into a giant stomping murderterminator ON WHEELS? SIGN ME UP
**Anon please he's already got a Contemptor chassis [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276012724]

*Wait, I thought Tiny Pete was a Termie, not a Dreadnought
**Misaka can take his AI and put it on another chassis, basically ! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276159668]

*Are you telling me that Misaka can build Dreadnoughts? Why hasn't she taken over the world yet?
**She's only a one-man construction team and arms dealer, so it takes her a long time to make that stuff. But the players did give her a new pet and helper! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276269492]

*Which character would you say the players least 'get'? Like they seem to have an idea about who they are or how they work that doesn't quite mesh with what you're trying to portray?
**I think if there are any characters that the players get the least, it's more of my own shortcomings in not being able to put them across. I think one of them is Yuma, but then again YumaQuest as a whole was really emotionally-driven and very hard to write on my part. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275626164]

*Is the Queen a member of the Second?
**Long retired one, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275544244]

*Where would Kyōko and Sayaka spend their honeymoon?
**Castle Greyskull in Britain, i.e. the Second Officio's headquarters. Probably! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114274729908]

*Has anyone defeated Kharn in battle besides Yuma/Malal and that one Fragment of Chiaku?
**Yes! After Malal's death, she was defeated by someone from the Sixth, in one sparring match that nearly went to death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114271344308]

*How many foreign governments have been toppled by Mami in the past? Also, how many FSB or CIA agents have been put to sleep permanently by Chiaki Matsuda?
**Quite a few, but she never brags about them. As for the latter, enough to make a skull throne of her own! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114269908916]

*Is Nanoha is part of the First (that WAS her in Song of the Sixteenth, right?), does that mean Fate's with them, too?
**There's a good chance of it, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267540916]

*How many officio girls actually have boyfriends/husbands or just male companions in general?
**There are actually a handful of them, just very uncommon. The Warmaster of the Sixth, for instance, is already married! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267355572]

*I looked through the first thread of MGNQ, and I noticed that Mami had a scar across her neck. Was that meant to be relevant?
**Hahaha, well, I wasn't really expecting for MGNQ to run past that first thread, so I just drew the stuff I liked for it. It doesn't mean anything other than to terrify! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114220772276]

*Which characters are the cutest? Which characters act the cutest?
**That's a hard one...but I'll still go with Pinky. Madoka I think has a very cute design, and Pinky really gives it a creepy edge. Acting the cutest...well, there's always Misaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114187830964]

*Yuma is based on a real person? Who could be such a hurricane of bad decisions?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114185356980]

*Which characters in MGNQ are based on people you know?
**There's a lot! Kharn, Malal, Yuma, Midori, Kumatora, Misaka, Rea to name the most notable ones. Of course everyone knows Wendy. Souji's one too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114170026932]

*Is Kumatora related to Takatora? now a serious question: do you have any advice for some one thing on running a quest?
**Her older brother, yes! And if you run a quest, only take your writing seriously, and never the quest itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167983028]

*Why did Chiaki train Kumatora? And why is she Midori's assistant now? An eversor getting trained by a vindicare and then assissting a callidus makes no sense to me.
**That's a question that will be answered in a future flashback, but the short answer is that Kumatora was once a really incorrigible delinquent trainee. She was paired up with Murderface to 'scare' her straight, and it backfired in the best way possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167126708]

*Will we ever get a competent male character? Emphasis on competent. Like giving Incubators a run for their griefseeds.
**Hahaha, well, whoever they are needs to wake up really early in the morning to do that! Or not sleep at all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157779380]

*Why are the Incubators trying to keep the existence of magic a secret?
**They're not! It's just easier this way, more convenient. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157711540]

*why did the first choose the moon exactly? why not mars?
**It's closer to Pinky's Grief Seed and gives him an uninterrupted line of sight with his moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157585588]

*most cutest incubator? The Thirteenth! He has little glasses.
**He thinks he's people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157509556]

*Will anyone surpass Mami-san's pancakes?
**No one! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156693428]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]

*How much of a bitch is Sayaka really
**She's just the sort of person to stick to her convictions and hates Murderface so much you can't believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155944116]

*In a serious battle, who would win: Midori or Kumachan?
**The first versus question? I would really put it down to each character's conditioning and mental state. But if for some reason they were really angry with each other, like Midori missed another deadline because of shenanigans or Kuma accidentally buying the wrong kind of paper...Kuma would win in a beatdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155664820]

*Is there anyone lewder than Midori?
**Enishi probably is, all things considered. But Midori can really get into it that I haven't shown in the main quest yet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155000756]

*What made you decide to give Kyouko an eyepatch?
**Eyepatches are always cool, and the only character who could pull one off and be even cooler with it is Kyoko! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154948532]

*Will Sayaka ever be Cavefish huge? Will you?
**I've always envisioned Sayaka to eventually get a Bruce Lee-type body - streamlined but very built, very hard, somewhat wiry but still feminine. As for me, well, even work is conspiring to keep me away from the gym, but I'm trying! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154786740]

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A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 34===
*Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360092]
**I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360124]

===Thread 58===
*You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182620]
**The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182776]

===Thread 62===
*The part about oriko confuses me. When she bitchslapped Chiaki and when she was mentiond in Kirikas Dossier it wasnt mentioned that she was a Meguca. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**You're right, she isn't! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*What's Madoka's power level right now? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025626]
**Nearly maximum! She's pretty powerful. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

===Thread 77===
*does kharn love souji more than she loves violence
*or betrayal
*or skulls
*ok maybe not that last part but the first two?
*This is probably important. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524011]
**Kharn loves a good fight just as much as Souji! She's a monster, but she's still a woman, so maybe a little reminding is in order! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524033]

===Thread 79b===
*Is Tiny Pete outclassed by golden weapon users? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913717]
**Tiny Pete is really strong! Even being a Golden Weapon user can't protect you from ten tons of pure awesome! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913734]

==Questions from Ask.fm==
*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*Which 2 girls would pilot Gurren Lagann?
**Yuma and Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126873105588]

*Which 2 MGNQ girls would Pilot the Gunbuster?
**Chiaki and Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126858334900]

*Does Chiaki have a Louisville Slugger?
**She's the MC of ten thousand timelines! What do you think??? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126830564020]

*Who has the bigger bust? Kharn or Mami?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126752103604]

*On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being talc and 10 being diamond, how hard is Sayaka's butt, in both the literal and metaphorical senses?
**I wouldn't say they're hard, they're just pleasantly firm and sculpted. They're not all that big though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126731357620]

*Is this timeline's Homura Akemi contracted yet?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126664971444]

*How many of your characters have tattoos?
**The Karasawa sisters, save for Noriko, have huge Yakuza dragon tattoos on their back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126698288820]

*The cake is very smoky. Is the cake Chiaki?
**"...No. Fuck off with your cake bullshit. Where's my pancakes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126680160948]

*Is Kyouko's pocky actually coated in LSD?
**No, she just likes sweet things, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126675842996]

*What is Chiaki's magical realm like?
**A land of pancakes and whisky and butts as soft as pancakes she rest her head on and sleep. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126603819956]

*Are your girls more luxurious bath girls? Or utilitarian showers?
**Mami and Nero takes long baths with the rose petals and suds in them.
**Sayaka and Kyoko take showers, but the former isn't averse to a long hot soak herself.
**Chiaki gets the HOSE [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126484750772]

*What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
**Genetic cloning, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361667252]

*Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
**Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361139892]

*Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
**It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126342265268]

*So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
**Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126328446132]

*Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
**She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126327310772]

*Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?
**Sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126307631796]

*How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
**Quite a small fortune! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126302454964]

*Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
**That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126163024820]

*You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
**On the battlefield. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126061221300]

*Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?
**She did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125953380532]

*"If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
**I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125929033396]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What does Kyouko think of Amber?
**Suspicious! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125677398708]

*How does Mami train?
**Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801183924]

*How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
**There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240717748]

*>There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
** Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126252339892]

*>Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
**No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126264731316]

*How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
**Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234386868]

*>Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
**Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126235322036]

*Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
**She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126217736884]

*How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
**Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234461108]

*A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
**"She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
**"It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125443207604]

*Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
**Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125050017204]

*Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
**In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125332675252]

*Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
**Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125187529652]

*At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
**At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125143435188]

*Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
**Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125138642612]

*Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
**Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125031313076]

*Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
**She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125029706932]

*What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
**Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125015322804]

*What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
**Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125022092212]

*Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
**I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124967024820]

*Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
**Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124899125940]

*Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?
**"...Mami." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124720676788]

*Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
**Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124789813172]

*Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
**I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124758149044]

*First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
**First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124756677812]

*What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
**Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124619926196]

*Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
**She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124616764596]

*I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
**Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124572130996]

*What is Souji and Misaka's last name?
**Rokossovsky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124549040564]

*So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
**Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124557969588]

*Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
**Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124490043316]

*Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
**As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124474832820]

*Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124351603636]

*How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
**Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124307412148]

*Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
**Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124310700724]

*We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
**Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124032087220]

*Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
**Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240736180]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
**Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124030640308]

*What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
**Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
**Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
**Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121873320884]

*Why do Incubators love money so much?
**If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122119414196]

*Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
**If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123648308404]

*People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123424891828]

*What are your characters' theme songs?
**Kyoko = Hatredkopter
**Chiaki = Blood Ocean
**Sayaka = Murmaider
**Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
**Iori = Symmetry
**Mami = Fansong
**Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
**Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
**Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123341301172]

*Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
**According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123026895028]

*How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
**Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122758588084]

*Does Rea have any family?
**Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122978258868]

*Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
**Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122718684084]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*"Barbara Falk, augmented meguca of the IV Officio, answering to the Warsmith" http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barban_Falk icwatudidthar
**That is all TwiceBorn! Please give him the credit, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122338896820]

*Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
**"No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120942436788]

*Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
**The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121601437876]

*Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
**It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122117921716]

*Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
**"HAHAHAHAHA!"
**"Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
**"You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
**"Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
**"ETERNITY AWAITS!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121905482676]

*How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
**Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121871434676]

*Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
**An inordinate amount of grenades [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121706631348]

*Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
**"Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121492226740]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
**Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121391025588]

*Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
**The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344726708]

*Why is Enishi so fat?
*Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121338216628]

*Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
**She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121048281780]

*Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
**She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121084754612]

*If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
**"Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120980483764]

*Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
**"Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120814307252]

*Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
**Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
**Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
**Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
**Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
**Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
**And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120924107956]

*How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
*Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120816322484]

*Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
**Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120807458996]

*Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎
**Both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120753315508]

*What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
**Kharn: The Betrayer,
**Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
**Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
**Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
**Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120551791028]

*Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
**Sayaka secretly does.
**Kyoko makes heroic poses.
**Kharn does it every chance she can.
**Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120532309172]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Has Pinky ever shipped anyone (besides herself x homura)?
**The Blessed Lady loves everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119805562036

*What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
**As a respectable journalist. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120454384564]

*Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
**Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120317164212]

*How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
**With Halloween sex in costumes
**I don't have to draw a picture do I [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120268802996]

*What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
**Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120195737268]

*How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
**Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119919881396]

*So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎
**The First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118983758772]

*+ HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +
**All the points! All the points.
**(No, even if she's a broken psychopath Murderface kind of understands Yuma now.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119856924084

*How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
**Enough times for them to fall in love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119868308916]

*Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
**"Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
**"...Well, what about the skull designs--"
**"I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119900208820]

*Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
**Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [http://ask.fm/Deculture]

*Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
**Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119830955188]

*Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
**I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119639080372]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
**Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
**Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
**Sayaka: Cute underwear.
**Kyoko: Food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119223983796]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
**They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396267444]

*Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
**No, but he can dubstep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396260020]

*Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
**She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396210612]

*In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
**Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119373504180]

*Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
**Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119188718772]

*Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
**They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349897652]

*I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
**He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349882548]

*Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
**He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119353303476]

*Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
**I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119099984820]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
**Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
**Sayaka: "Discipline."
**Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
**Mami: "Obedience."
**Malal: "Common sense."
**Chiaki: "Ammunition." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119145784756]

*How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
**It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845743028]

*We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
**I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119090150580]

*One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
**The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
**Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119064796596]

*What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
**Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
**Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119055049140]

*What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
**She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118864268724]

*Tell us more about Kumachan!
**She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845662900]

*Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
**Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
**Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
**Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
**Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118837537716]

*What sort of figures do your characters have?
**I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
**Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
**Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
**Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
**Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
**Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118796554164]

*What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
**Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
**Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
**Chiaki would be dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118785411764]

*Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
**Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118739846324]

*Who can out-eat Kyoko?
**No one. Not even Gavrill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118731980980]

*Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
**Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118532729780]

*Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
**Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118482462388]

*Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?
**Tenth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118383680180]

*Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
**Because she's a Culexus???? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118373046452]

*Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
**Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118267801780]

*What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
**[Pre-Fight]
**Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
**Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
**Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
**Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
**Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
**Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
**Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
**Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
**Malal: ...Mission Start.
**Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118235444660]

*Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
**Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118210581428]

*Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
**She's a very multi-faceted idol [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118227301556]

*What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
**Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
**Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118187215540]

*Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
**The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118177475764]

*Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
**Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
**Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118140252340]

*A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118095487156]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
**It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118082887604]

*What class was Ahriman?
**Vindicare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118090548148]

*What are your characters' biggest flaws?
**Chiaki cares too much.
**Kharn cares too little.
**Pinky is insane in the membrane.
**Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118000672692]

*Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
**"There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117451932340]

*Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
**Yes, but they get hunted down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116746708404]

*Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?
**Nero. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118002281396]

*Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
**Kharn: Lust
**Sayaka: Wrath
**Kyoko: Gluttony
**Mami: Envy
**Midori: Greed
**Chiaki: Pride
**Kumatora: Sloth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118067887284]

*When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
**Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943390900]

*If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
**Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117578547892]

*How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
**Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820655028]

*Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
**He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117925660340]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
**The spicier the better for her, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117821856948]

*Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?
**Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778516404]

*Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
**It's mostly just megucas. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117825143476]

*What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
**She starts with their hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117678521780]

*What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
**Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
**Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820797108]

*What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
**1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
**2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
**3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
**4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
**5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117640035764]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?
**Yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117550089140]

*How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
**"...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
**"At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
**"Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
**"How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117554886068]

*Describe a day with Sayaka.
**"Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
**"On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
**"Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
**"Thanks, I'll get right on it."
**"Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
**"Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
**"Training again? What muscle group?"
**"Everything."
**"...Hey, I need--"
**"FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117546069172]

*Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
**"Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
**"Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
**"Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
**"...And?"
**"Pardon?"
**"...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
**"What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
**"..."
**"If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117544764084]

*Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
**I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117476705716]

*Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
**That's a waste of cheese! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117521785524]

*which meguca gives the BEST massage?
**All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117433211572]

*which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
**Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117347026868]

*We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
**Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117339284404]

*Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
*8"What do YOU think?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117346433716]

*did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
**"Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117343972020]

*Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
**"...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117345626036]

*How do your characters react to being tied up?
**Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117725463476]

*Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
**She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695289268]

*Which meguca has the lewdest costume?
**Mordred [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117304176052]

*Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
**Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
**Enishi likes DICKS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117267158708]

*>Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
**She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117268080820]

*What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
**Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
**Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116843401396]

*How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
**They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117249752500]

*Most annoying magical girl?
**I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117104156852]

*which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
**Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117246838708]

*a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
**Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
**Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
**Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117209271988]

*You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
**If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
**Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117167429556]

*are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
**Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117156563380]

*Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
**Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
**Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100124084]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
**I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
**Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
**[Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
**[Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
**[Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
**[Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117154253748]

*Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
**"W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117032977844]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
**To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059607476]

*So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
**They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117142242740]

*is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117101299380]

*Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
**Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117103601844]

*What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
**That's a spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059767988]

*Is Midori a scrub that draws Murder Mayumi without proper trigger discipline? If so, how much does this bother Chiaki?
**Loving someone means forgiving their tiny faults and then saving them up for embarassing stories to tell your kids someday [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117016267188]

*has a cat tried to scratch kharn or chiaki's laser dot pupils yet?
**All cats shriek and claw in Kharn's presence, so maybe. Chiaki, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013458612]

*no but seriously how good is chiaki's eyesight w/o glasses?
**I would say that it's actually pretty good for a Vindicare? Just a bit of shortsightedness. She wears the glasses more because it helps her mood and focus, and it's from Mami. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013353396]

*Do Kyoukos set potential mates on fire as part of an ancient mating ritual?
**Possibly! But they probably just like how the victim panics and flails around like a headless chicken. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990826932]

*When will Kyoko set Sayaka on fire?
**Probably never! That's only for best friends, bros, and people she doesn't like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990779060]

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the best at basketball?
**Dildoes. She can dunk over anyone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116986494900]

*Has Kharn ever taught Girl A cool dance moves?
**The garotte dance, where you sneak up on someone, garotte them and then dance a violent jig so you break your victim's neck as they're being choked out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116981222068]

*Has Kharn ever thought Murderface/Girl A some cool moves?
**Plenty! Kharn's taught her a lot of dirty tricks, including using her Shield as a weapon. You can also blame the kneecap thing on Kharn for encouraging it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969710260]

*In the MGNQ cast who understands what Love really means?
**Homusatan. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969651892]

*Has any of the main cast earned a college degree or earned certifications or the like?
**I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree, and Mami already has a few in Business Administration and Management. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116867190708]

*"I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree" <-- ... Is Kyouko really that much of an animal?
**No, Sayaka just wants a fallback in case she decides to give up the trade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969616308]

*Has Malal ever snap at Girl A for being all the things happening her fault, even for a brief second?
**Yes. But she never does it to her face - she just mutes her helmet, goes into a corner and screams. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969305268]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*Question for Miss Tomoe! what else did Girl A like to eat aside from pancakes?
**"Mm, well, I tried to get her to eat something a bit more nourishing, but it's always been pancakes...ah, I believe she also developed a taste for western food after we took her to Santa Destroy, to meet the Eighth? Hotdogs and hamburgers seemed to agree with her." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116966161332]

*Why doesnt Misaka like Kharn that much, anyway? Bad first impressions, maybe?‎
**It's just a younger sister being jealous that her older brother is being stolen. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116936738228]

*Does Kharn always embarass Souji in front of the troops? Does he get his revenge now that shes feeling worse these days?‎
**Hahaha, well, he tries to, but he knows her revenge will be that much worse if he does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924462772]

*What happens when two incubators really love each other?
**They trade stocks and bonds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924725428]

*How many variations of Homura have their been? There's Braids, Dildos, and Chiaki (her and Murderface are one and the same), but has she gone by any other names?
**Too many to mention here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116922097076]

*How would MGNQ!Sayaka & Kyouko fare against Rebellion!Sayaka & Kyouko? Assume both have their trump cards unknown (Cheesecake & Octavia) before going into the fight.
**I think it'd be a tie, but I'd give it to the MGNQ versions by only a small margin, considering that both Kyoko and Sayaka have been trained to be disciplined killers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116919932084]

*Which megucas haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889009332]

*What about girls from the other Officios?
**Well, back at the other timelines, there wasn't really an Officio system to begin with, so Homura only interacted closely with the original four. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116890184116]

*Who haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Kamijou, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888869812]

*If he's the only one, does that mean at one point one of them fell for Hitomi?
**Nah, I wouldn't say so. They know about how Green Hair is the Danger. Unlike Chiaki, they're taking that to heart! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889306036]

*Did any of the Homus ever get with best girl (aka: Madoka's mom)?
**I...no, I don't think I see that happening. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889035444]

*Are you sure? Are you really sure she's the only one?
**I did say one of the most lucid ones! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888701364]

*Is there any meguca Homura didn't fall in love with at some point?
**Mami, probably. They almost always seem to clash beliefs and methods. MGNQ would be the first time a Homura and a Mami is getting along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888288948]

*Is there a Homura that fell in love with Kyoko?
**I'd say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876421044]

*Braids fell in love with Sayaka, but how Dildos? Has she ever had a romantic relationship with anybody?
**No, Dildos just wanted to save Madoka. She was one of the most lucid Homuras, who killed everything and everyone in her path to save Madoka, including the Kaname family.
**Probably the loneliest and the craziest too, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876491188]

*Which meguca is the most ticklish? Sayaka.
**But she isn't a laugher, she's a hitter. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116887291572]

*Hey Chiaki, you're grocery shopping with Midori and while heading out, you noticed she bought a large dog collar. And you own no dog. What's your reaction?
**"...I'd tell her that if she wants a huge, hairy dog, she should tell me directly instead of making oblique hints like that. And it's not allowed inside the apartment." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116866956212]

*Does Sayaka's parents know about Kyouko? Do they approve?
** They probably don't, but Sayaka doesn't really connect with them now that she's a self-made woman. She does send money home quite a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116858764212]

*Does Braids still have her scar from the heart procedure?Does all of Homura in MGNQ have it?
**She still has it, yes. A lot of them do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116859353524]

*besides her official title of warmaster can you list the other unofficial titles of chiaki?
**does she also retain her titles back when her name was murderface? Ol' Noodles, The Noodly One Reborn, The Butcher, The Quiet One, The Creepy One, The One Who Does Not Bathe, Noodle Bitch, Smokestacks, Whisky Breath, Exhaust Breath, Marlboros, Kong [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116675592116]

*You said somebody beat Kharn once, and Kharn took it poorly. What happened to that person? Were they strung up by their guts or something?
**No, they're still in the Sixth, being loud and annoying as always. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763638964]

*So... Gavrill is part of the Sixth now? It's Gavrill, right? Please tell me it's Gavrill and not the other loud girl.
**Well, Gavrill did a whole lot of beating Kharn up back when she was still a wee little Maerorus, and I daresay that helped Kharn become the hardcore Eversor she was at her prime. Heather Crunch beat her during a warm-up fight after Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116812902580]

*When you say warm up fight, are you saying that neither fought at full strength? At full strength, with no restrictions, who would win? Kharn or Heather?
**What I meant by that was Kharn was trying to get back up to fighting form after, well, being depressed a whole lot about what she did. What was supposed to be just a fun training session turned ugly and too far. Kharn lost miserably to Heather then, even when at her prime she could've torn her apart without so much as breaking a sweat.
**Without restrictions, it's Kharn. Kharn is the Apex Predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116821903028]

*Hey, has Chiaki ever hooked up with Kyouko in a past loop? Or only Sayaka? How messed up did it go?
**There's a good chance Chiaki did hook up with Kyouko, and it probably went well enough. It's kind of like a bromance but a lot deeper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116816434868]

*Dammnit Braids! We wanted to get Sayaka turned on, not sad! You fuck it up! You fucked it up big time! Now you'll never get laid.
**She just wanted to play the piano for a bit! Don't shout at her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116815920564]

*Are there any Vindicares that manage funnels/bits?
**Yeah, there should be! I think Rea does a fair bit of that too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116822807476]

*Question for Girl A! how much guns is too much?
**"...Never enough gun." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116719214516]

*Question for the great at beautiful Ms. Tomoe! how did you feel when girl A provided a name for herself for the first time?
**"I felt...well, happy, actually! It fits her better, and she's finally rid of that silly nickname Miss Valnikov gave her!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116632825268]

*Would Chiaki use a Bugasalt shotgun for home use?
**I looked this up and YES [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116625070772]

*Which meguca is loudest in bed?
**Odette or Wendy. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216886964]

*What the hell was so special about Ekaterina, anyway? Wasn't she just some random, no name Vindicare? Why go through all the trouble to kidnap her, of all people?‎
**There are some Magical Girls who are fated to like cakes and grow big boobs and then there are some who are fated to burn the entire galaxy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618640564]

*When do you think Homura and Madoka be on equal terms?
**When they're both trying to kill each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116514795956]

*Whats the difference between Sayaka's training style and Kirika's?‎
**Kirika's involves mainly tying up some newbie Eversors and having those she's currently training 'test' the sharpness of their weapons on them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618392500]

*who is the second meguca with the most alluring pheromone?
**I think that's the Sixth Warmaster? Basically most of the Sixth has some kind of thing like that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116573120436]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Do you think Homu would sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" in her spare time?
**Hahaha, no [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116575969204]

*Which meguca is the best hugger?
**Toss-up between Midori and Mami. I'd like to say maybe Wendy or Kharn, but you're always unsure with these two if you're gonna feel the prick of something sharp in your back. Or on your sides. Wherever.
**I think Odette's is one too, if it's a hot summer day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116567889076]

*Who is the craziest not-evil meguca? Gavrill.
**She's even crazier than Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116565635764]

*Will we ever see QB angry? As in, vocally and visibly angry and not his usual calm and collected self? Imagine his voice screaming inside your head with no way to block it!
**It takes a lot to get QB angry, but yes, it's possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116559500980]

*You said that most of the first magical girls have witched out or died, but how many of them are still alive?
**A handful! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116525808564

*Is there anybody who consistently made the Koobster mad?
**Not really? There has been a few times he got quite pissed at Jyuubey, but for Chiaki it's simply mild frustration. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560420020]

*What does Midori see in Chiaki? What does Wendy? Mami?
**She's the brooding badass archetype that's so flawed you can't help but like her a little. And she's trying her best, that's another thing.
**Although I would ask this again with Wendy, really. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116510941620]

*Even if Dildos is aloof, prideful, disdainful, & a huge bitch, wouldn't Sayaka at least be able to respect her goal oriented mentality & dedication? Given how scornfully Sayaka spoke of Kharn's tenure as Warmaster, I got the impression that she could actually get along with someone serious as Dildos
**Of course! But it's something instinctive in Sayaka too. She can respect Dildos' work ethic, but she hates the know-it-all types. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116489275060]

*Kharn, what is your favorite dish?
**"Blondes!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116214363828]

*Wendy's reaction if she meets the three stooges? Is the 4th homu still sulking behind her mirror?
**You can ask her yourself, hahaha! But I would predict a certain amount of shock and "..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116484857524]

*Arm wrestling between Midori and Chiaki, who wins?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116388673460]

*Whos the lewdest of the Three Stooges?‎
**Braids. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116482111924]

*If Dildos and Sayaka met what would happen?
**Both would be at each other's throats in minute one. At least Chiaki and Sayaka can reach and accord and becoming at least friendly with each other - Dildos is completely unapologetic about being a dildo, a Tendou Souji(Kamen Rider Kabuto) type. Aloof, prideful and disdainful - traits that Sayaka just hates a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116481372084]

*what were Girl A's redeeming traits, if any?
**She liked killing people. A lot. And also blowing up stuff - Kharn could point at any structure she wants to, Girl A would simply smile and then 'flicker' slightly, and then that structure would blow up in an oversized explosion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116479482548]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*Which character(s) knows and can sing the entirety of "The Bad Touch"?
**Not speaking for the rest, but Kyoko and Kharn, most probably. Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116367457716]

*which meguca is the second most flammable?
**Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116469858228]

*Who is/was the strongest Eversor in the world in terms of pure lifting strength?
**Petra, current Warmaster of the Fourth. She can bench-press the world. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116468644020]

*What scares your characters?
**Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116235893172]

*If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?
**"It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387562932]

*Who introduced being a drunkee to Chiaki?
**Malal and Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116426006708]

*Is there a Warmaster that enjoys being a watch wearing dildo?
**The Sixth Warmaster is pretty good at it, but she's already a housewife. You can argue that Mami was nearly one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387603124]

*If MGNQ were a cop dramedy, would Kyoko work with a K-9 Unit?
**Definitely. She'd have a huge menacing Ovcharka with great shaggy fur that is just a big sweetie and loves to cuddle until she tells it to kill, in which case it would eat faces off. Its name would be, always, 'Spike'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116339582900]

*Are there any living Meguca whose relationship with Mami is hostile/distrust? What about in the First ?
**I wouldn't say so. Mami generally tries to be sociable and dependable to those she comes into contact with. Like I keep saying, the Mami that we see with Chiaki is not the Mami we see with other Officios. She becomes warm and doting and intimate to those who direly needs that kind of person in their lives. If, for example, she had to deal with the Seventeenth, despite them suddenly having a distinct dislike of her (something she couldn't really figure out), she'd deal with them politely, directly, without any nonsense about tea parties or cuddling or hugs. There would be no need to, because they're fine on their own and expect efficiency instead.
**Mami is savvy enough to know which approach goes best with who. Maybe there are a few who do honestly treat her with hostility or distrust, and while she'd like to change that relationship, she's also savvy enough to take a step back and say 'Alright, if you'd rather deal with another representative of my Officio, then I'll have someone sent over'. And that would be that. She'd probably feel sad or glum about it, but in the end she just tries to be decent to everyone. Which is the point. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116343445428]

*Does Midori have the Warmaster room bugged for trigger words like "sex"?
**Maybe! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116348099508]

*Other than Mami did anyone else re-educate Girl A to being a vindicare?
**Nope, it was strictly a one-on-one affair with Mami. This made Sayaka super jelly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116309512884]

*Who are the strongest megucas that have never held warmaster or rank leader (or equivalent) positions?
**Too many to list here! Remember that being a Warmaster doesn't mean you have to be super strong, but it definitely helps. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116366065076]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*What kind of abilities does Kyoko have?
**She can summon a fuckton of spears, sectioned spears, bardiches, chainsaw spears, that kind of thing. She can even summon spears that have explosive speartips, like the Death Korps of Krieg use. Fantastic! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217552052]

*How much could Chiaki-Yuu lift at max power? Like, fully pissed off, nothing to lose kind of deal? Or do the bangles not increase her actual physical strength that much?‎
**Fully charged, fully angry, Full Flesh of the Fallen Angels Yuu would be similar to Asura's The Destructor Form - and something along the lines of the moon hurtling towards her at full speed would be something she can lift and push away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116272674484]

*You mentioned Kyoko is strongly against the idea of modding herself with cybernetics. What about that seems so repellent to her? Other girls don't seem to mind as much...?‎
**She's one of the old-fashioned sort. Just like Sayaka, she doesn't want anything unnatural going on with her body, and she's become a bit partial to her eyepatch already and the wound underneath it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116286582964]

*How many times did midori read 50 shades of grey book?
**Zero times. Mami reads it though, but she can't do it without the tiniest smirk and murmuring 'casual' under her breath. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116318853556]

*How many characters are based on friends/writefags/drawfags? I count Midori, Malal, Kumatora, Souji, and a super secret one that I found recently. No need to list who they are, just how many are there?
**Quite a handful! I can't count them offhand, hahaha. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173938100]

*Is Sayaka the world's most durable Eversor?
**She's the World War Hulk of Eversors, with Wolverine healing abilities. Kyoko is the Deadpool. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116267208372]

*Could full Yandere Midori beat Wendy?
**I would dsay yes. Yandere Midori is pretty scary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116188497332]

*Could Sayaka even GET cybernetics, if she somehow wanted to? Or would the surgery, like, heal too quickly to replace the part? Or, like, what if her arm gets cut off and she looses it off a building or something, does it regrow into a second Sayaka?!‎
**She could, yes, if she wanted to. And no, that's silly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116200337844]

*If Kharn got in a bind, can she still summon Gorefather/child? Or do they only respond to Chiaki, now?‎
**If she's really in danger, maybe, but it's hard considering Chiaki's now their owner. She will be able to summon Malal (her chainsword) though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176201652]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**She's a proper girl! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217906100]

*Who is Nero and why haven't we seen more of her?
**Nero Pendragon is the Warmaster of the Fourteenth Officio and the Emperor of the Vatican. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216982196]

*How long has Kharn been pregnant, and how long until the twins are due?
**She's actually been pregnant for a while during Siberia, but it's something unconfirmed (and not something she was privy to either, with all the commotion). The twins will be due rather soon, because of, well, Kharn's body being so hyper-engineered that it doesn't take her long to actually 'show'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217666740]

*Who in the First has bowled a perfect game?
**The Warmaster of the First. She bowls like an angel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173482676]

*How did Kharn get so lewd? She seemed like such a nice girl.
**"We must put togethers the Ekaterina," Malal say.
**"Yes okay" Replied the Culexus of the Ninth.
**"Here we go into her mind to reassemble her broken psyche" Malal say as she dives into Ekaterina brain to puzzle her together along with the Culexus whose souls form union to help fun times along.
**"Alright she is put together" Malal say smiling happy.
**But then!!!!!
**"RAAAAR I NEED BLONES AND MAKING SEX! MY ID HAS BEEN LET LOOSE BECAUSE MALAL HAD SACRIFICED MY EGO AND SUPEREGO"
**And then the blondes cry cry cry
**"THE MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! WHAT HUBRIS IT WAS TO UNSEAL HER ID!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217361588]

*Let's say for some reason Heartcatch Squad's punishment got left up to Sayaka, and Erika started mouthing off to Sayaka the way she did to Chiaki. What would Sayaka have done?
**A public beating. A horrific beating. Sayaka is all about justice and doing what's right, but she also has a very mean temper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173958068]

*Why was Kharn so gloomy after Malal's death? Did something else happen to her?
**Because she murdered her best friend, basically! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217648820]

*Any type moons besides Arcureid in MGNQ? Who are they?
**There are quite a few! Some of the notable ones are Luvia, Ryogi, Kohaku, Hisui, TYPE-MARS... [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217567668]

*What if Sayaka wanted Kyoko to get a robot eye?
**Impossible. Sayaka is really private and she doesn't want any possibility of videos or photos of them being intimate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116193018292]

*Would Amber videotape Sayaka and Kyoko going at it?
**No, but she'd videotape herself and Sayaka going at it hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216912564]

*Has Kyoko ever given any thought to getting a robot eye from the 2nd? Or does she like that swagtacular tsuba-eyepatch too much?
**Kyoko shudders at the thought of replacing anything of her with robot stuff, so no. She thinks it's cool, but she's perfectly okay with the eyepatch. (And yes she wants it for the #swag) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116181308340]

*Does Kyoko know that she could get a robot eye that would let her see through Sayaka's clothes?
**Not even then! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116191162036]

*Are there any megucas who have the same rock star level of fame as Kharn?
**Unfortunately no! There's a lot of popular and legendary Magical Girls, but Kharn is singular in all respects. When she got exiled, that reputation became even more legendary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116189000372]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*"Midori (is most Yandere)" Shit. How incredibly fucked are we?
**No, no, she has most yandere potential. Just make sure she doesn't get ignored too much and you'll be fine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172820404]

*Which meguca is the most Yandere? Or at least has the most Yandere potential? Once again, Pinky doesn't count.
**Midori. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116164443572]

*Sayaka, what is your DAILY DIET FOR MAINTAINING YOUR RADICAL EVERSOR STRENGTH?
**Boiled chicken meat, brown rice, eating clean, lifting hard, training harder. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172848308]

*Did Cavefish ever lift?
**She did lift a lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172883124]

*Which meguca would be most exhausting to hang out with?
**The Spymaster, because you'll be taken to every shop in Harajuku and made to carry all her shopping. At least Wendy or Chiaki just buys stuff they like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116123948980]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Which megucas are tsundere?
**Sayaka and I guess Wendy's giving Chiaki some Vitamin T too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116171371700]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*If Chiaki is MGNQ's Max Payne, who is our Vladimir Lem? Who counts Chiaki as the dearest of all their friends?
**Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116139106996]

*Wasn't Enishi based on Kaguya, appearance-wise?
**Oh, I suppose so, hahaha! Thank you for reminding me! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136272308]

*How many characters are original? Like OC do not steal? People with only different personalities don't count.
**Around a handful, I think! Some of them I can't reveal yet. The Karasawa sisters (with the exception of Noriko) are original. Kumatora is sorta original. Rea is, too! I'm sure there are more, I just don't know them off hand! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131144628]

*Has Sayaka ever visited the Second? If so, for how long?
**She hasn't actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116167169204]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Who would win in a fight: Sayaka or Kharn?
**Kharn. She's the apex predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116126388148]

*Hey Chiaki! As far as pancakes go, are you only into buttermilk & whiskey infused or are there other gimmick pancakes worth your while? (Chocolate Chip, Oats and Nuts mixed in, Anything that involves fruit etc)
**"...Why would you fuck with the texture of pancakes like that?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116066403252]

*What happened to Chiaki's parents?
**She doesn't remember. Most likely dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116046609588]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*All of your girls are forced into a fight to the death. If nobody holds back, who would win?
**The Transcendent One, because she has the least left to lose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116100065972]

*Can Pinky get high? I need to know, for uh...science. Yeah, science.‎
**She can get high! On love and life! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116120284084]

*which meguca costs the least love maintenance?
**Kyoko. She can be alone for quite a while, she's just spoiled by Sayaka. Most of the Black Templars too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116091697588]

*Most exhausting meguca?
**Pinky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096605620]

*Do incubators always take on a cat-like form, or mainly just the ones on Earth?
**Mainly the ones on earth, yeah! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116097597108]

*Can you tell us what Dildos secret for her glorious long hair? Does she ever feel stress or get annoyed about her hair?
**Brushing it out a thousand strokes a day with a fine comb, careful washing, expensive shampoo. And generally, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116037847732]

*What was Kharn's one liner in sexy mode?
**"Making fuck is now. Shh. Clothes off." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115933610932]

*How come Murderface is so great?
**I wouldn't say she is, she just tries to make do with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024674740]

*Your characters have to sing in a duet with somebody. Assuming there's no way out of it, who do they choose as their partner, and what song do they pick? **Hahaha, let's see. Considering that not a lot of them would sing unless it's karaoke time and they're all sauced...
**Wendy and Chiaki: Why can't we be friends
**Chiaki and Kyoko: Lean on me (loudly, off-key, with arms around each other's shoulders) and Highway to Hell, basically
**Kyoko and Sayaka: Some super cheesy duet love song that they'd sing while holding hands, loudly and cheerfully without even blushing.
**Kharn and Chiaki: Loyal to no-one [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115999895988]

*Who trains the hardest?
**Sayaka. No one trains harder than her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075717556]

*Who do you think is worse big sister? Chiaki or Wendy?
**Chiaki, because spoiling little kids, while adorable and good for the soul, is kinda bad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075221172]

*How many weights can Souji lift?
**He gets tired lifting his keyboard! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116035321780]

*Can we get a more comprehensive list of Murder Mayumi's weapons/abilities? I see a few referenced every now and then
**Sure!
**Genocider Cutter - her main weapon. She basically Captain Americas with it. It has a bigger, nastier version called the Murder Genocider Cutter Extreme, which she gets in the 30th episode as an upgrade.
**Clock Up - she can go crazy fast. Not stopping time, but just really, absurdly fast.
**Clock Down - she can make enemies become slower, almost to a standstill. She abuses this the most.
**Astartes Constitution - Murder Mayumi is super tough, super strong and generally takes a lot to put down.
**Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116030925748]

*>Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. // So what happened when she took Midori's virginity?
**Oh, that's just her restoring mana. In MM x MM, magical girls restore mana the Fate/Stay Night way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116034155956]

*Who's the best cook in the 9th (sans Mami) and what's their best dish?
**Kyoko can make the best taiyaki and takoyaki in the Ninth.
**Sayaka can cook a mean steak.
**Ecstasy Darks (Bob Cut) is a licensed chef. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028130484]

*Yuu wasn't a Kilgore Bride, was she? Or did she get... removed... before that point?‎
**Oh, no, she wasn't. She went to Varrigan City specifically to challenge Kilgore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028145588]

*Who's the biggest alcoholic in the 9th (sans Chiaki), and what's their drink of choice? How many people can they drink under the table before getting too wasted. (nb4 sayaka)
**Enishi, and rum raisin ice cream. She can eat five gallons of it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028220596]

*Is Yuu more of a Boxer, a Brawler or a Martial Artist?
**She started out as a Boxer, then a Martial Artist when she contracted. After getting the gauntlets, she became a brawler/dirty fighter. The kind who'd stop at nothing to see her opponent broken in half. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116027820212]

*Member of the 9th most likely to be really good at fighting games?
**Kumatora, definitely. She practices with Rea everyday. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026105012]

*Does Chiaki have any masktome or chirpee followers that we would be surprised at?
**The Spymaster, Wendy, maybe a few members of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026164148]

*Could Yuu punch a person's skull out of his head?
**Easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026526132]

*Did Braids and Sayaka ever fuck, or was it an unrequited one-sided crush?
**The latter. Braids wasn't brave enough, and she knew Sayaka had her heart set on someone else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116011253940]

*Who manages chiaki's masktome and chirpee account?
**Mami would, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115914440628]

*Does that also mean SayakaxTyphus will be a thing?
**Maybe they can adopt her. Hahahaha! Kyoko and Sayaka I mean. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978910644]

*How does Homusatan feel about Pinky crushing on Chiaki?
*Very jelly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115869425076]

*Which meguca is most like Rincewind?
**Hmm, not sure. I would say Fran but she's not the sort to be resigned and run a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116018582964]

*What happens if you get an Incubator drunk?
**They regress to extreme catlike behavior while speaking in their business legalese speak. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116023165620]

*How do you feel about the recent Sadpanda purges? How would the pent up megukas of MGNQ feel about this tragedy?
**The ones from the Ninth are totally cool with it. The rest, including the Eighth, isn't so cool with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115996453556]

*Does Chiaki really not know what a dildo is?
**"This again? ...I already told you, I know what a dildo is. It's Officio argot for 'fuckhead'. 'Dumbass'." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976765364]

*Who is (or was) the Angel Slayer?
**She Who Eats The Flesh of Fallen Angels! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976572084]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**It's all wholesome fun! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973402292]

*Enishi is a healthy, sexually frustrated Callidus with self esteem issues. Why is Chiaki not all over her?
**It's a case of Predator - Prey, I think. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115971156660]

*how did malal spend her down time?
**Messing about with that tablet of hers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115968167348]

*Do Eversors hold the top level for getting laid the most, or can other ranks compare? Why or why not?‎
**They do! Because Eversors are the vocalists in the rock band. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115899833524]

*How the fuck does Chiaki stay not fat if she's had so much fucking alcohol
**She burns all of it off by sheer hatred, brooding and growling alone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926824116]

*Chiaki, what do you think about frozen pancakes?‎
**"...Okay for emergencies, but fresh is best." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926869940]

*what was kharn's one liner on killing mode? One liner?
**She has a lot, but what comes to mind the most is "After this, I will take your skull for a trophy. I believe I deserve it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115927276212]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get laid yearly?‎
**Loads [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115894501556]

*In Warhammer 40K, the various Space Marine Legions did their duties in the name of the Emperor, for the most part. What do the Officios do their work in the name of?
**For their incubators. For personal gain. For monetary gain. To get stronger. To get better. To know more about the world. To be the best. To be the most powerful. To learn about the mysteries of the universe. They have an awful lot, but the main core of it is their main interests + helping the Incubators prevent heat death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890170292]

*Are there any sentai team meguca squads in quest?‎
**Yes. I can't reveal them yet, but they're there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115884941748]

*Other than Chiaki and Midori, who are obvious, if the megucas were alcohols, what would they be?
**Kharn would be that crazy alcohol the bartender keeps in his uppermost counter, a transparent bottle with all manner of poisonous animals preserved in them (some of them still alive and locked in drowning combat). Drinking it will make you brave and want to fight the world until you shit out steaming necrotic parts of your liver.
**Kyoko is a lager that tastes absolutely fantastic, tastes even better with friends, and will leave you buzzed but completely happy.
**Sayaka is a sobering bloody mary with a celery swizzle stick. It's hot enough to actually cause you pain, but it'll make you dead sober really quick and gets rid of your hangover so you can have more fun. Maybe. She'll look at you disapprovingly.
**Mami is a Shirley Temple. Sweet, nourishing, maybe a bit unhealthy but it's a comfort drink that makes you feel loved, perhaps even less lonely.
**Wendy is the drink that involves spiced rum somehow, along with a splash of Coca-cola. Tasty, dark, it claws its way all the way down, but addicting. You'll wake up feeling like everything's been taken from you but you'll be happy about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115887692212]

*What part of Midori is the most delicious? What part of Wendy?
**You'll have to vote for Chiaki's next FoFA session to kill and devour both Wendy and Midori to find out, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115883473332]

*Why didn't Madoka just mind wiped Homura out of her suffering?
**You don't put a bullet in your alcoholic friend's head because he set your house on fire. You do everything you can to help him get better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115837052340]

*How do the various characters in MGNQ feel about BDSM?
**Chiaki: ....Well, I guess Wendy looks...okay with that collar on...
**Sayaka: I'm not into that kind of depraved shit. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
**Kyoko: ...The what goes into someone's where?!
**Mami: Carefully and consensually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813929908]
Kharn: INTO MY PLEASURE DUNGEON

*Which character is least lewd?
**Cavefish! Not because she's, uh, dead, but she was a pretty nice person, if a bit innocent. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809442484]

*Decu, does Mami really collect the tongues of the megucas who won't submit to her?
**What? No [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813069492]

*But who would slap Miami's shit?
**The one she loves the most. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808546740]

*Decu, does Poorfag (/a/ OC DO NOT STEAL) exist in MGNQ? And if so, has she attained sparkle-butt status?
**I would definitely say so. She manages the Officio's financial department as a Vanus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813312948]

*If MGNQ megucas were doing the cake song, who would be what?
**The same as in the original, but Chiaki would be some other sort of fruit. Sour candy, maybe? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808169140]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Which meguca is most tsundere? Pinky doesn't count.
**Probably one of the Pendragon sisters? Besides Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115725487540]

*Did Malal instinctively know who Girl A was when they brought her back?
**Yes, she did. Malal knew her role from a lot of dreams that came to her even as a kid. Some of it was about the past, some of it the future. That's how she managed to plan things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115774726580]

*What's the longest any magical girl has survived after contracting? Who's the oldest magical girl still alive?
**It's a toss-up between Vivian of the Black Templars, and Karasawa Vintage, Equerry of the First Warmaster. They've been Magical Girls for a very long time, more than ten years already. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115773738420]

*Would a stack of flapjacks be acceptable to Chiaki at some kind of Canadian sit-down place?
**I guess? If she's in Canada Mami's probably out of reach, so she has to make do [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115767060148]

*Is Kharn's motherly instincts slowly kicking in? if so then how did she take in the feeling?
**She's certainly enjoying being able to order Souji around, sending him to the city to buy ice cream and sour things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115752779956]

*is QB open to something like a cultural festival?
**Of course! I wouldn't put it past him to approve such an Officio activity. It's for the well-being of all the megucas, after all. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115747518644]

*now i feel sorry for malal making transactions to get these drugs for kharn. just between us, did malal ever used it out of curiosity?
**Malal has no time for love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115760996020]

*Would Chiaki get annoyed if you called a Pancake a Hotcake?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721093812]

*What does Chiaki think of Crepes/Blintzes?
**"This is too thin. And there's fruit in it. You served me garbage." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721048500]

*Hey, Decu. What's the name of Midori's dad? I could swear I read it was Howard somewhere, but that just doesn't sound right...
**I forgot this, I'll have to check again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115604584884]

*how does QB handle endorsement offers from big companies to his megucas?
**Well, just like any manager? He negotiates for the big monies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115706491060]

*Is Mami's boyfriend Wendy?
**[[File:You don't understand.jpg]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689924788]

*can chiaki dunk?
**She is not very good at the sports [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689336244]

*Is Mami's boyfriend actually Kyubey? If its not can it be?
** [[File:What for real.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115675450292]

*Can anyone compare to Braids kelptomania in the MGNQ universe?
**None. She is Number 1. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115674897588]

*Which megucas are hotbloodedest and when do we get to play as them
**You already have, it's Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115671358644]

*Can you imagine an alternate universe in which Kyouko has slept with more girls than Kharn has in this one?
**An alternate universe where Sayaka is dead, or they've never met. A sad, bleak world, with only MAXIMUM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115688308660]

*What does Chiaki think of waffles?
**"...The fluffiness is gone. The softness is gone. What is this trash you've served me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115680543668]

*Have any of the Incubators' bodies changed over the years?
**Mostly adapting to Earth culture and weather. The Seventeenth got fat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115660938676]

*Somethings been bugging me about the Sayaka Sab quest. Why did Kirika seem so different during it? A total bitch, yes, but she seemed like a drunken lush, which... honestly seems a little out of character, for her.‎
**She hastes flying. She needed to get drunk first. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658952372]

*Does Chiaki just have a Callidus fetish or something?‎
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658913204]

*Is the Warmaster of the Eighth the most patriotic Magical Girl of the the Eighth? Or does someone eclipse Mary Sue in HOT BLOODED PATRIOTIC FERVOR
**She is the might of America. She bleeds red, white and blue (mostly nanomachines). She is FREEDOM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652734900]

*Which meguca would be best lucha libre?
**Have to go with Nicole Touchdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652511156]

*Can Sayaka go full Unlimited Bitch Works on an enemy?
**Most definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115631907508]

*Does Sayaka generally only wield a single sword or does she like to mix it up every once in awhile and dual-wield? Perhaps even sometimes summoning a sword for certain maneuvers only to dispel or forget them shortly after? (swordthrows, impaling someone with multiple blades etc)
**That's basically her style, yes, when she gets really serious. She doesn't summon swords unless the situation really calls for it, or when she gets really mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115629885876]

*Do the Incubators have contact with the rest of their brethren way far from Earth? Or are they pretty much on their own with little oversight from their home?
**They're mainly on their own, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115616517812]

*All the current warmasters are in a bar drinking. How chaotic do things get?
**Not enough, maybe things'll be civil until someone gets drunk and challenges someone else to an honor duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615967924]

*Is Warmaster Nero a Maerorus?
**Nope, but she fights nearly as strong as one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615331508]

*Can Homu be ever fixed without Madoka?
**Until she learns the true meaning of love, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614357428]

*can chiaki multitask one day like she is at sync with yuu which is holding both the golden katana and one of the axe on the other hand while shooting the deagle with her tongue?
**Hahaha no! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610496436]

*Is Misaka going to contract when she gets old enough? Or does she have no meguca potential?
**Souji has an agreement with Kyuubey: no magical girl stuff for his sister, and he works for him exclusively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609860276]

*What kind of meguca souls are Pinky's favourite to eat?
**Innocent ones spiced with fresh despair! Basically a Magical Girl who's had their bodies freshly killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609929652]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*"chiaki's gun-fu fighting style" That reminds me: Chiaki's golden deagle + SOUL OF INFINITE TIMELINE HOMUS = Equilibrium-esque Gun Kata?
**Dildoes can teach Chiaki how to Gun Kata really well, and maxing out your affinity with her gets you a neat surprise. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115599472308]

*Did Girl A ever squeal like a fan girl? if so what made her do it?
**Being taken to show things that she steals a moment later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115605783220]

*is the shinto community aware of witches? are their shrine maidens giving the witches a run for their money?
**There are shrine maiden megucas. But yes, they're aware. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115606892468]

*What are the survival rates for meguca husbandos?
**Quite well! Just that they tend to part ways with the MG more often than not, due to irreconcilable differences. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115607849908]

*What are the current trends in incubator fashion?
**hats are in [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115583121588]

*Are all of the incubators "male"?
**For now I'll say yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568933812]

*Can incubator and cat make babby?
**Pls no more [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568727732]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Among the Incubators we have met so far, who is considered the most "Incubator-like"?
**The Third would decidedly be the most 'incubator-like' ever, if we're going by the PMMM Kyuubey incubator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567654324]

*Is it possible for an incubator to make rabu?
**EMOTION IS FORBIDDEN. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. THERE IS ONLY MONEY. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567083700]

*But it is possible to make rabu to an incubator, yes? I mean what can they do to stop the rabu rabu?
**Well, I really haven't...explored that issue, honestly. It'd be making love to a cat made out of marshmallow. But the Incubator can certainly make a Magical Girl feel things by pulsing their soul gem. If you'll remember, Kyuubey made Sayaka hurt during that 'You didn't ask' scene in PMMM. I daresay they can do the same with pleasure if they were so inclined to.
**Man this questions are getting weird [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567199668]

*Are there any groups of magucas tooling around the universe, Guardians of the Galaxy style?
**Hahaha! Probably one or two of the First, looking for interplanetary threats. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566544308]

*How do we get Sayaka and Kyouko to adopt Chiaki as their pet lesbian? She can sleep at the foot of their bed, like a cat!
**What? You don't adopt the Warmaster. Besides Chiaki already has her chair, that's enough for her [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532688308]

*Was the Sayaka who Braids fell in love with the Sayaka who breakdances?
**No, but her Sayaka is consistently less of a bitch than the MGNQ one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532629428]

*Is their any magical girl we know of that do not like other girls romantically?
**I think Strauss is not really into other Magical Girls? I'm not sure about the rest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425107636]

*has any seen a really pissed off mami? are they still alive?
**Yes, and no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115548977844]

*Who is the most Hotblood Meguca
**Many a Magical Girl have peed their pants seeing Kyoko all fired up and aiming double spears at their direction, screaming "MAXIMUMMMMMM SPEARFUCKING" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115563887028]

*which meguca can synergies well with chiaki's gun-fu fighting style?
**Sayaka, Wendy, Kyoko...basically you can match her up to any melee user and she'd be great at supporting them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115514331828]

*If the Sixth are Monster Hunters, do they enjoy the Monster Hunter series and it's various spin-offs? (God Eater Burst etc)
**I'm sure they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115519681460]

*What's Green Green's witch form?
**Something vaguely octopus-shaped. (Note: This may change because I don't know) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115500876724]

*Malal Vs. Kharn. Cage match. Who wins?
**They'd do their taunting and posturing for a couple of minutes, then drop their weapons onto the mat and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Whoever wins gets to leave the cage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115493851828]

*If the Strike Witches met the megucas, would they get along? Would they fight? Would they have crazy BDSM yuri hatesex?
**I think all three! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484682676]

*How does Sayaka feel about breakdancing?
**"I've never done it in my life, so stop asking me about it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115483956404]

*Which Homu-witch showed up for Walpurgisthingy 2 years back?
**The one we saw from Rebellion, mostly. I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115482773172]

*If Malal had visions and such about Madoka/Pinky due to being the Madoka of the native dimension, does that mean that the Homura of the native dimension has visions about Homucifer and/or Chiaki?
**She's seen everything, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115480883636]

*If the Warmasters of the Ninth and Eighth were to do a score battle in Time Crisis (light-gun arcade game) for some inter-officio dispute who would win!?
**Chiaki. Because Mary panics sometimes whenever she plays light-gun games, and accidentally draws her real firearm, shooting holes in the coin-op. "Ah couldn't help mahself! The graphics were so dang real!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479486644]

*What is Chiaki's witch like? It's not homulily is it?
**Nope, it's something much more brutal. (And no it's not the Armored Fragment). I'll draw this one soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115474369460]

*Got any type-moon megucas?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472842164]

*Why is Sayaka very foolish?
**Because she is a bitch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472098228]

*Can Warmasters kill servants?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115449761716]

*What is each megucas biggest fear? The one that freezes them in their tracks and makes them want to run away.
**Looking back and seeing that she's alone and no one to back her up [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423946164]

*i know it's a little unlikely but are there MG's who are sad that kharn settled down and not chase them anymore?
**Loads of them. Lots. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115450330548]

*If Sayaka goes all mermaid on us, does Kyoko auto-kick into candle mode herself? Or are their Soul Gems not quite THAT connected? That was a stated concern of Kyubey's, if I recall, when Kyoko first made the linked Gem request...‎
**It depends on her mood, her way of thinking, and whether or not Chiaki can kick her back into seeing sense at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115456469172]

*how big of a kleptomaniac was girl A? did mami ever train her not to do that?
**Girl A was a huge kleptomaniac, so big that not even Mami's careful chiding, coddling or even scolding curbed it. She only started doing the Time Stop -> Blood Raven combo after Mami caught her for the third time. She remains a kleptomaniac to this day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115457218996]

*what does the girls from the first do for fun on the moon?
**Board games. Vintage, the oldest of the Karasawa sisters and Equerry of the First, is currently Lunar Champion at all of them except Uno, because Uno is for liars and tricksters [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425829812]

*Is Vintage buttmad that the Spymaster always beats her at Uno?‎
**It's a stupid game for kids anyway! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115433181620]

*More seriously on the Inquisitor Kharn x Malal Bequin bit...did Kharn and Malal ever feel anything for one another beyond just their close friendship?
**They were too close to be lovers, if that's what you're asking. They'd die for each other in a heartbeat, but they could never be romantically connected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416879796]

*This is a follow up to a previous question: If Malal is not Pinky than why did she start going all black-eyed and blood? And what was up with the feathers?
**I'm sorry, I can't answer this, due to spoilers and everything! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423249844]

*During Waluiginacht, Malal grows pointed teeth and black eyes before Yuma gets chucked back to reality. If she's not Pinky, then are there TWO black-eyed-pointed-teeth-pink-clothed deities hanging around?
**Of course not! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413985972]

*Wait, I though Malal was this universe's (Kanada) Madoka?
**She is! But at the same time, she's not Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413523892]

*Who cashed in Midorin's v-card, then? Was it someone in her officio?
**No, it was her ex-boyfriend in high school. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115412298932]

*Who is the best Thumb Wrestler of the Ninth? Arm Wrestler?
**Kharn. Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411454388]

*Best Sniper in the 9th Officio?
**Rea Ashford barely edges out Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115410931380]

*Is chiaki the best gunslinger girl or is she second to someone on the first officio?
**Mami is currently still best gunslinger girl. Chiaki and Rea are closely tied for second. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115409151668]

*Are there any meguca that aren't sluts? (not that there is anything wrong with slutting it up, I 'm just curious)
**Of course there are! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115407646132]

*So Chiaki broke in Midori V-Card.
**Hahaha, Midori's V-card was lost before that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115402408884]

*Top five lewdest megucas? If they all fought in battle, who'd come in last place?
**This keeps getting asked! Midori, Wendy, Kyoko, Nero and Kharn! I think Kyoko would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115405697204]

*Any grappler megucas?
**Sure! Malal was a huge takedown/striking expert, wasn't afraid to get dirty. Yuma got a bit of that too, along with a Culexus of the Ninth who's now stationed at the Seventeenth way before WPN. Nicole Touchdown enjoys over the top pro wrestling moves, Karasawa Enyo fights with Madworld Jack's moveset (when she thinks High Marshal Raleigh isn't looking) and Kotarou Yuu would not hesitate to clinch with you before punching your organs out through your nose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115406103732]

*Do all of the Homu in MGNQ went through as braids and had her heart surgery before meeting kyubey?
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115400524212]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's paranoi level?
**Never. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115373465268]

*How does Mami relieve stress? Cooking, paperwork, shopping, treating herself to day spas, target practice. Also, touching base with her far-off friends from other Officios (like housewives, they like to gossip). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384000436]

*What kind of monster relieves stress by doing paperwork?
**Anything becomes stress relief if you love doing it enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115387832756]

*Is there anyone who doesn't like Mami?‎
**Of course! They're usually dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384510132]

*What about people who just feel neutral towards her?‎
**I'm sure there are some of those too! (And no, not all of them are dead.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115385267636]

*Is there anybody Mami doesn't like?
**Mami genuinely tries to get along with everyone, or understand them at some basic level. At the worst, she'll be slightly cold but still very civil. This isn't a facade at all. But she has had some disagreements in the past with some people. Malal is one of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383477172]

*Does Mami enjoy punishing people who deserve or want it?
**Mami doesn't take pleasure in it. She only does what's necessary because it has to be done. (This is debatable.) She knows how to use the carrot and the stick - just because she's doting and warm to the girls of the Eighth and Ninth doesn't mean she can't be affable and professional with girls from the Seventeenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383195060]

*Can Pinky talk to/interact with normies? What about spiritually attuned or heightened ones?‎
**They can only see suggestions of her, or just her whispers. And they're scared of what they see / hear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115367899572]

*Kehehe...good, good. I can work with that... How does Pinky feel about normies? Any reasons why she would interact with them?‎
**Mainly to fuck with them! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115368104116]

*please list all the nicknames mami gave chiaki from the moment she found her!
**Well, besides the 'dear' 'good girl' and other affectionate things, Mami has called her Acchan (a play on Girl A, back when she was still quiet and twitchy as heck). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115066976948]

*Have any of the incubators used their experience making meguca costumes to make money through fashion?
**Kyuubey's probably got that handled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115291137460]

*Are there any known blondes Kharn hasn't tried to fug
**Nope, she's tried to fug 'em all. She also goes for high-ranking ones. ...Wait, no, I think she never made a pass at Mordred. Arturia maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115331872436]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom.- Wouldn't that depend on if the MG is blonde or not?
**Kharn is known to sample other colors of curtains too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115321006516]

*How is Ruri?
**Ruri's basically working really hard on her tour and voice-acting for the MM x MM OAV. Players can give her a call if they want to check up on her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115327012788]

*How does Kyoko handle having a partner who simply isn't as kinky as her?
**Sayaka makes up for it with true love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115310090932]

*How does Kyoko feel about Sayaka's armpits?
**Super turn-on for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115309616820]

*How does Sayaka feel about Kyoko's armpits?
**They're Kyoko's? Sayaka's prett vanilla. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115308510644]

*Is there anyone, at any Officio, who could drink Chiaki under the table? Or is she the drunken world champion?‎
**"Getting drunk isn't a race, it's the goal." Anyone can drink Chiaki under the table, she just does it quicker. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115275321268]

*Actually, are there any Primarchs you don't really have any plans for showing up in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, I really can't say. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268214964]

*Who's the EMPRAH, though?
**Madoka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268480436]

*Who's gonna end up being our Perturabo?
**Petra, the Fourth Warmaster! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267272628]

*What makes Kharn angry?
**Loud, annoying people full of ill-gotten bluster and pomp. People who have no style, only volume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267230644]

*Who's gonna end up being our Sanguinius?
**Our best bro. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115259916468]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Which magical girls are the purest?
**Midori [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167275700]

*Which magical girls are the lewdest?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167267252]

*Which other magical girls are the lewdest?
**Risa [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167474356]

*Heather vs. Sayaka! Fuckface vs. Bitch! Insane toughness vs. insane regeneration! Hot blooded justice vs. hot blooded justice! Eversor Rank Leader vs. Eversor Rank Leader! Who comes out on top?!
**Hahaha, that's tough! But I would definitely give it to Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115210038964]

*Scariest words for a magical girl to hear?
**"Miki Sayaka, Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Eversor. Prepare to defend yourself." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115205620148]

*Wouldn't the scariest thing for a magical girl to hear be the sound of their witch ripping into reality as their soul gem shatters into a grief seed and their world is then filled with pain and suffering? I'd rather fight Queen Bitch‎
**The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115209712308]

*Who is loudest meguca?
**Toss-up between Kyoko, Mary Sue Springfield and Heather Crunch. Although the last one probably takes it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167258804]

*Does Chiaki have a Callidus fetish?
**I don't think it's based on rank, it's just...people she feels comfortable with. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115161424052]

*Who would Chiaki feel uncomfortable around without feeling hostile?
**Kyoko, Mami, Charlie, Midori, Wendy, Sayaka's getting there but not quite. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166559668]

*Isn't that people she feels comfortable around?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166742708]

*Who would she feel uncomfortable around?
**Anyone not listed? It's nothing personal, of course, that's just the way she's wired. Oh, and Kharn especially. Not that she doesn't like Kharn, but Kharn makes everyone uncomfortable. It's like bringing a giant attack dog made out of blades and teeth into a room with a leash made out of tissue paper, and saying that 'she's just a big softie' while you can see it's clearly imagining how it'd be to pick bits out of your bones out of its teeth later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166795956]

*If they made pillows shaped like butts would Chiaki get one?
**Probably not! The chair serves all her comfy needs, and a butt pillow just doesn't provide the same warmth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140780980]

*Chiaki's favorite brand of (non-fictional) smokes!?
**Marlboros! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115159471796]

*If Chiaki* increases her connection with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**Ahh. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140100276]

*If Wendy increases her link with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**I guess? Why Wendy though? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140068020]

*What animals would the rest of the main cast be?
**Kyoko would be a friendly dog, Wendy would be another ornery cat, Midori an affectionate cat...this is not creative [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115139258804]

*If the MGNQ cast were animals what would Chiaki and Sayaka be?
**Chiaki is a cat, easily. Bad-tempered one. Sayaka is a dog, equally bad-tempered. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115115872436]

*How long has Pinky been around in this universe? Before Chiaki appeared? Or after her second most recent bout of explosive amnesia?
**Before Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115079087796]

*Chiaki is dragged to the circus to have fun by Kyoko and Midori. How much of a trainwreck does this become?
**It should actually be a fun time, but it needs Wendy there too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071564724]

*If Coobs was forced to take some leisure time, with no MG, incubator, or business related work of any kind, How would he spend it?
**Sleep in his tower? But he's been doing everything for so long that it becomes a hobby to him, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115123727028]

*Do any named megucas listen to hardcore gangsta rap? If so, which ones?
**Kumatora is a big fan! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071140788]

*Question-Is the 4th fragment of Chiaki from the barrier different from the devil homura who's been making herself known recently in dreams and timestop?
**I can't answer that, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115077057716]

*what are Girl A's initials if she were to play arcade shooting games and get a high score?
**AAA [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115059676340]

*How many scars does Chiaki have on her face? And why Chiaki having a lot of scars so hot?
**Maybe some on her jawline, I think, small ones? Dan's drawn a few of them and they look nice on her. And yes, I think it gives her a tough, dangerous look that's at odds with being a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115033805236]

*Chiaki's favorite Firearm Action? I'd imagine it would be Pump because she favors shotguns but....
**She likes them all, but yeah, pump is a favorite for her. Break action is also another that revs her engine up good, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027499444]

*Why is everyone so paranoid about Mami when she is clearly just a lovely person who as our (and, really, everyone's) best interests at heart?
**topkeki.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114996011700]

*What does the Third actually DO these days now that he doesn't have girls to watch over? Does he work like a bank for the other Incubators?
**He's situated at the Moonbase now, helping the First Warmaster's Equerry with managing the finances of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114967710388]

*Has drunk Chiaki ever had her bar brawl days?
**Yes. A lot of those. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114953804980]

*About how angry will Pinky be after she finds out Chiaki didn't listen to her and kept talking with the Deagle?
**If Chiaki was the one who brought it up first, then apologized, how much would that lessen the severity of Pinky's rage. It's all in the delivery of the news. Even for someone like Pinky, it's bad to assume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919557044]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*Is Mami the one QB loves?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114922697140]

*Is there a magical girl archer-ko around?
**Nope, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114931367604]

*What is Chiakis ring tone on her phone?
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNmQI-GSNs [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114934546356]

*did QB ever fell in love?
**Yes. But he can give it up any time he likes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114912056756]

*"Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! " So Kyouko lancing someone to the moon with enough impact to make a crater is a possibility is Sayaka is kill?
**She'd be burned out for a long while after that, but yeah, it's possible Kyoko can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945576372]

*Travis Touchdown has a MGNQ stand-in, Do the Killer7 or their universe-equivalent exist in the MGNQ-verse? I'd imagine their freaky 7-in-one deal would be easier to buy given the existence of magic. (Well it's technically 8 with Harman but details)
**They do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945681588]

*How does Pinky feel about The Great Adding Wendy To Chiaki's Harem Strategy?
**You'll find out what she feels about it soon enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881331124]

*If Midori died on a mission, one she was sent on at the behest of someone other than Chiaki, how would Chiaki react? Would she be infuriated with the person?
**She'd blame herself, mostly. It's not the person's fault. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860208308]

*Let me clarify better on my previous question (the one about Midori dying); Chiaki would have no hand in what happened. All she knew was that someone selected her for a mission and it got Midori killed. Would Chiaki still blame herself even if she wasn't at fault at all?
**She would still hold herself responsible. She's the Warmaster now. If anyone else other than Kyuubey gave the order, she has no one else to blame. 'I should have paid closer attention', 'I should've caught that', that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114894868916]

*how much floor does kharn destroy while doing the Cossack dance
**All the floors. That's why she only does that outsIde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881765300]

*Kyoko and Wendy are have an all-you-can-eat pass to Burger Suplex, what handicaps would be needed for Kyouko to eat more than Wendy?
**None. Wendy just likes fast food, but she's not a voracious eater like Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881063604]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*Odette and Eleanor are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?
**Both get magical girl diabeetus [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877658036]

*Odette and Kyoko are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?‎
**Kyoko isn't into candy much, she's more into savory things and chocolate. I'll give this to Odette. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877363380]

*please stat the meguca's for their dance prowess!
**Chiaki knows how to carry a beat, Sayaka and Kyoko are Officio ballroom dance competition champions for two years running, Mami is cutely clumsy at it, Kharn can moonwalk but not without tearing up the dance floor (literally). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114853019828]

*Does it worry you that everyone (in the audience) is starting to catch onto your big plan to have Mami be the big bad?
**Hahaha, she is?! This is news to me! Mami's a positive force for Chiaki, how can she be the big bad?! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877047988]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's love for pills, alcohol and pancakes?
**No one. She is the best at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872461236]

*Mami kind of reminds me of Griffith from Berserk. I bet she has the scariest death stare for when she's actually mad at someone, just like he does.
**Griffith as Mami is very apt, and yes, she does have that death stare. And you're in trouble if she wants to kill you, because she'll do it quickly without giving you a chance to fight back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872420020]

*If Madoka's Dad and Mami collaborated on a meal, would it be delicious enough to make magical girls cry?
**It would definitely be so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859493556]

*How much time does Coobs spend in his cat tower? And did 8-ball shamelessly get his own?
**He spends a lot of time in it. And yes, Eightball did get his own, with blackjack and some other stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860499636]

*does midori have a chance to experience the Mami treatment?
**Well, what's the color of her ribbon, then? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858765236]

*How would Sayaka react to a magical girl who's punches shatter bones? With said punches being their normal strength?
**Get angry and headbutt her hard enough to stun her, before shoving Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back in its gun-sheathe and executing a ridiculously-sweet Jetstream Sam combo with a Zandatsu finisher. That's...I think what she would do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859606708]

*Can Sayaka extend her swords like Kyouko's Spear extends itself when it lashes out? I remember seeing that on the madoka concept art books.
**Hmm, well, I suppose she could. She can definitely extend her sword when she needs to, but Sayaka's the sort to do it the hard way (i.e. charge in and start slashing up close). She only uses her magic to regenerate, everything else is through brute strength, speed and skill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858584244]

*Has Pinky loved Chiaki since 12000 years ago? Speaking of Pinky, will we see her again soon?
**She has never stopped loving Chiaki! Also, yes! Very soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857847988]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*What is sayaka's favorite gundam?
**Red Astray! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114701842868]

*Red Astray!? I would have thought Sayakar would have been a Exia person.
**Oh, she likes the Exia too, sure. She's always partial to the gundams that use swords exclusively, though. Especially material blades. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857276852]

*Can MGNQ Kyoko Rosso Fantasma!?
**She can do that, yes, but only in special occasions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857285556]

*So Kyoko likes the muscle-y look? How much muscle does she like?
**Kyoko likes the abs, definitely, but she also wants a bit of soft on Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852341684]

*Does Sayaka actually care about getting huge, or is it just a natural byproduct of her desire to become a better Eversor?
**Both. She's aiming to be one of the best, if not THE best around. She also wants to look good for Kyoko, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852206772]

*which meguca hides her /fa/wer level well?
**What is a /fa/wer level? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114826103220]

*I think /fa/wer level refers to fashion?
**Oh, alright! I wasn't familiar with the term, sorry! Going back to the original question, Sayaka actually knows how to dress properly, and has a decent fashion sense (as opposed to Kyoko who just throws on anything anyhow). Chiaki's E-rank in this stat, Mami is EX+ (she's got enough experience) and Ruri knows how to look fashionable even in just a shirt and nothing else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114831195316]

*Has Chiaki ever literally bathed in alcohol? Will Chiaki ever literally bathe in alcohol? Can we invite people to the alcohol bath party?
**She has, multiple times. And no, it's a strictly private affair. Mr Kong gets insanely jealous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114815757748]

*What's the status of the Lust soul in Chiaki's warmaster hat?
**Sated for now, but it will resurge soon, and drive Chiaki for a 3P situation [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114803334324]

*Has Kyoko ever tried to grate cheese on Sayaka's abs?
**No, not because she was sure that it'd work but that'd be such a waste of cheese [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787410868]

*What is it Chiaki (and seemingly all the other girls) like about butts?
**They're soft and easy to touch! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787166900]

*What does Kumatora do when she's not working or assisting Green Green?
**Practicing the fine art of punching and kicking people dead. Her goal in life is to become just as good as the Ogre was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787108276]

*Who is the most flexible girl in the Ninth? Who is the least?
**Enishi and Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786141108]

*Kyoko seems to me like she'd go for puro. Does she have a favorite move/wrestler?
**GOLDBERG SPEAR. Meanwhile, Sayaka loves the Shining Wizard and all its iterations. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786014132]

*Does Kyoko go for the Jackhammer afterwards? It isn't the same without it!‎
**She does, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786246324]

*What is Sayaka's workout like?
**1 hour cardio, 1 hour core, 1 hour sparring, 3 hours of lifting, 1 hour pilates. She starts early in the morning and ends near lunch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114785858996]

*Which meguca is the best to snuggle with on a couch next to a crackling fire?
**Kyoko, Amber, Wendy. Top three. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114778745012]

*What's with Kyoko and burning people?
**Kyoko in MGNQ is a bit of a pyro, in that she thinks fire is awesome and things on fire is also more awesome? But honestly she just wanted to see if Chiaki would actually react to being set on fire. And it was hilarious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114776279988]

*Do you have any funny anectdotes from the main/secondary characters' childhoods?
**Sayaka loved Kamen Rider, and she always bought the DX Gear of whatever rider was on at the time. She knows all the moves and the transformation poses. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765889716]

*Who is best suited to be Kharn's little sister?
**She's not the type to have one I think! Besides she's already getting a daughteru and a sun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114745734324]

*I know imotos are their own, separate, group from the waifu tier, but can we pair up the imotos with each other? Misaka / Rea maybe?
**Hahaha, I don't think that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114738464948]

*Shouldn't Risa's Bloodthirster counter max out at 40,000 instead of whatever number it was before? lol‎
**It's currently at 500,000 points! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114749391540]

*which meguca is best lover
**Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114746115764]

*is there a strong contender for Kharn's title and throne or did her kingdom of debauchery fell with her when she settled down?
**There's the Emperor of the Fourteenth, but otherwise Kharn retires undefeated. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765733556]

*Is there an Eversor that uses a Shovel? Shield?
**Yes, there is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114766644660]

*Why is Kharn called the Betrayer if her "betrayal" was unwilling? Or is Kharn being labeled "Betrayer" by the Templars meant to provide insight into the 2nd?
**The unfortunate truth of it is, no one really knows what happened (besides a few select individuals who have been told to keep their mouths shut). Everyone just thinks Kharn went nuts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114737800116]

*Aside from obviously Midori and Iori, what were some of the other MGNQ characters you were willing to let Chiaki end up with?
**Amber's okay, but Sayaka's got competition. There's also Ruri and NECO, and Fabiola. But that said, I think it's okay for Chiaki to not end up with anyone, too? She's one of those types of people who probably could be alright being alone for a while. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114732038068]

*All cute characters in MGNQ have a fight to the death using their cuteness as weapons Who wins? Who loses hardest?
**YUU WINS FOREVER [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725799092]

*Would Chiaki be comfortable piloting a scopedog?
**I would say so! As long as it had lots of guns! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726771636]

*Has Chiaki ever committed violence/murder because of maple syrup?
**One time, Mami had to visit the Seventeenth, and Chiaki had to go to Charles' for her pancake fix (Charles is actually a competent cook). Yakuza came over and slapped her plate off the counter. She executed them noisily and messily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726064308]

*Which girl is most like a Disney princess?
**Kharn [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725701812]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*How much does Eleanor have to train before she becomes swole?
**Until her face is ground into the dust [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699192756]

*Magical Girl of the Ninth most likely to spout random Engrish while fighting? (Heather doesn't count just because she contracted there!)
**I would say Kumatora! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699016372]

*Does Sayaka have a series of T-shirts with obscenities in different languages on them in her wardrobe? What are the main cast's favorite swear words?
**Hahaha! That's a hilarious idea!
**Favorite swear words:
**Chiaki: Fuck(all permutations), Dildo, Shit
**Sayaka: Jesus Christ, Fuck(all permutations), Dumbass
**Kyoko: Dildo, Dildoes
**Wendy: FUCK THE QUEEN AT FUCKINGHAM PALACE
**Eleanor: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
**Odette: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114664001204]

*Which meguca would get along with each Saiyan?
**Sayaka x Vegeta [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643086772]

*Does Chiaki ever have any kleptomaniac moments? I'd imagine it'd get very tempting with her hammerspace shield.
**She does, all the time. Mostly guns and weapons, though, it's always a compulsion for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641157556]

*Which MGNQ characters, main or write-up, would work best in a sitcom about their lives?
**The Eighth (Rabbits + Warmaster), Sayaka and Kyoko, The Sixth, The Fourteenth's Triarii and the Emperor...loads, mostly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114642266804]

*Could Chiaki handle a Graviton Beam Emitter?
**Easily, although she'd have to brace herself against something at Level 3. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641701556]

*Whenever I want to make a cryptic reply via text, I say "Hahaha!" So, thanks for that. Has Chiaki ever experienced the joy of playing with a Gyrojet weapon (not a boltgun)?
**A gyrojet weapon...no, I don't think so. Not yet. She has played around with railguns though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114630812084]

*Is Chiaki capable of handling guns that would blow off a regular person's arm ala Alucard's Jackal and Casull? Or are vindicare arms too noodly?
**Chiaki can, actually. It's something all Vindicares are trained for, and for Chiaki it's a piece of cake (in fact I'd wager she's the only one who could, barring Rea). She's noodly for anything else though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114621218740]

*Who possess the best butts outside the main cast?
**Hmm...Ahriman actually has a good one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114620329652]

*Does Chiaki ever unwind by hand loading weird things into a shotgun shell and going to the gun range? Silly putty shells are a lot of fun.
**Hahaha, that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114619106484]

*Chiaki's top 10 personal favorite guns list?
**Hahaha, well, I'm not really that well versed with guns, but let's just say shotguns and big revolvers/handguns occupy them. If any player wants to help me come up with a list that Chiaki's personality might fit with, that'd be great! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114609231540]

*so you're saying madoka has 10k homuss in her harem?
**dassa lotta homus yeah? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114614836148]

*How many time loops did Dildos say we went through to get to the current one? And are any of the previous loops going to be visited? Cause if not, I...have an idea.‎
**10,940+ something loops, I think! And yes, I think we can go with your idea if you're thinking what I'm thinking, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114603238836]

*What are Midori's favorite in-universe anime?
**Youra Yuri [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114601341620]

*What would have happened if Mirai Survived?
**Chiaki would have had a Miraival for Midori's love [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114600775860]

*What would Kyoko do if Chiaki suddenly up and ran off with Sayaka for a luv luv romance?
**Probably just really sad, but happy for them? Sad-happy? I don't even know because it's impossible [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114532577460]

*What would have happened if Midori styled our hair instead of Mami? Would we have gotten different choices? What is the best Chiaki Hair-style and why is it bobcut?
**Different choices, yes. You'd have gotten haircuts styled after her favorite anime characters, for one. Also, bobcut is best because it's sleek yet stylish [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114522347444]

*So Kharn was 18 during Malal Quest? Damn, she must have been one hell of a late bloomer.
**She was, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514131124]

*Is Nagisa ded in MGNQ-verse
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114478613684]

*What would Chiaki, Midori, and Mami's classes be in Valkyria Chronicles? [Sayaka and Kyouko too if you ignore the fact they only almost exclusively use pigstickers]
**I haven't really played Valkyria Chronicles, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114515987892]

*What is Chiaki's non-magical armament of choice? Handguns? Rifles? Explosives? Golf Clubs? Any specific model? And what about the 3 Stooges as well? (maybe discounting Murderface).
**Chiaki loves big handguns and shotguns (the latter, double-barreled, sawed-off things, like in Killing Floor's Hunting Shotgun). Dildoes loves long rifles and machineguns, Braids loves golf clubs, combat knives, grenade launchers and flamethrowers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114516885940]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Can Chiaki ride her MIG into battle like Fate/Zero Berserker can? Or like: http://youtu.be/YkNii55yZpc?t=42s or http://youtu.be/E82xfOCgOMc?t=2m16s ?
**Berserker would be more apt! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114479110068]

*How old is Kharn? She looked fairly young in Malal Quest, but she looks to be in her early twenties now.
**She's around that age, yes! 23! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114475000756]

*Why does Chiaki keeps on attracting large mammies type of girls?
**It's her noodle abilities! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114448658868]

*Are Snake and Otacon alive in the MGNQ universe?
**Only Snake! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114454105780]

*When was the last time Sayaka acted the mickey?
**Her first night together with Kyoko was kinda awkward [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445045684]

*When will Midori call Chiaki shempai?
**When she gets drunk again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437731764]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*What sort of rank did Ahriman have? Eversor, Vindicare, Callidus, Culexus, Vanus, or Venenum?
**She was, on paper, Vindicare, but her magic can work either up close or afar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114431078324]

*Ahriman has been shown to be a high level spellcaster type. Are there any similar magical girls, particularly those that would fit a lower-level spellcaster archetype?
**Of course! There are magical girls who fit the 'wizard' or 'spellcaster' archetype easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114430523060]

*Could Sonya from Kill Me Baby survive a fight with a magical girl?
**She'd be a very skilled United Assassins Association member, but unfortunately no match for a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412599220]

*Kharn suffers from hypersexuality. Is Misaka's brother capable of satisfying her, or does Kharn cheats him?
**Souji does just fine satisfying her! For Kharn it's more of the thrill of the hunt (although the lust is a big part of it)! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412508852]

*are piercings a thing for this gals?
**Some of them, I suppose! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114409971636]

*Between an arm-wrestling match between Sayaka and Kyouko who wins?
**It would degenerate into hand-holding after a while. They don't like competing with each other much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114408490164]

*Will Chiaki always be a cold noodles?
**Always [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114404719028]

*What kind of music does Murderface like? I keep trying to imagine it and all I keep coming back to is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5hDzWfnxw
**She likes something more with a bass beat to them. Dethklok is cool to her too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114403487924]

*Has Iori seen NECO's photo of Chiaki and Midori sucking face yet? What was her/will be her reaction to it?
**Not very good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397073844]

*You'd think that with Mami's connections and abilities that she would end up with the First Officio. Why hasn't she?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396969396]

*Are the Incubators capable of dimensional or time travel?
**Dimensional, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396778932]

*Are there any megucas that like to slam and jam in the Ninth?
**Kyoko and Kumatora, most likely! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396308916]

*What kind of music do each of your megucas like? Kyoko seems like a heavy hip hop and rap person for some reason.
**Kyoko does like that kind of music and rap metal, the sort that makes a lot of noise and heavy bass notes. Sayaka's heavy metal phase is ending and going strong into idol music. Kharn loves classic love songs, Mami likes symphonies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114387502260]

*What would happen if Girl A and Chiaki were to meet?
**After the requisite gunfight, getting drunk. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114368911284]

*What happens if someone touches Pinky's Grief Moon?
She'll get mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366174388]

*What happens if someone licks Pinky's Grief Moon?
**She gets angrier! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366523572]

*Will we ever see a Chiaki-Yuu Kamehameha? Because that would be awesome. And is Yuus master really Roshi?
**If Chiaki trains and uses the gauntlets a whole lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366478516]

*The time-stopping shield, has it ever given an obrez to Chiaki Matsuda?
**I think Murderface or Girl A would have gotten one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367334068]

*Is Sayaka a follower of the way of Zyzz? Or is she jelly, brah?
**She doesn't use anything other than oats and protein drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365608884]

*How often does Sayaka catch people mirin?
**A lot of times, moreso when she's training in the Officio gym. She just chooses to ignore them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365455028]

*Speaking of Duke, would he have a chance with Mami? Opposites attract each other, and a delicate and refined girl like Mami is the polar opposite of Duke. Also, always bet on Duke.
**I would...I haven't really considered that option? But Mami's always too busy for a relationship. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365398964]

*is mami open for personal assistants?
**Hmm, well, she has a few candidates lined up already! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365203380]

*What kind of stats would Chiaki have, discounting time fuckery or golden weapons? Because she seems kinda middling with out those advantages.
**Without time stop or the golden weapons, Chiaki's more of an average vindicare, but she's definitely quicker on the draw and better at aiming than most. She's also got a penchant for brutality, so that works out for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114364267700]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*Is there any faction in the world capable of antagonizing QB and his kind?
**Each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362844596]

*Who would win a fair chess game? Misaka or Malal?
**Misaka would win in three moves until Malal distracts her with candy and/or asks her about how the teleporter repairs are doing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362565812]

*which girls did not feel the tension before the alcohol was brought in?
**Kyoko, because Kyoko is low tension all the time (in that she can't read the mood most of the time). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362248372]

*Is Mordred ever going to get the chance to redeem herself?
**Most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361468084]

*Then what are Kyoko and Amber's kinks?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359714740]

*Are there any magical girls who focus on driving/piloting things?
**There's K, a Seventeenth Officio Culexus who focus on driving cars - pretty much anything that can be driven if I remember correctly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359916724]

*How badly would an eversor be shunned if they were slow (but made up for it in pure strength and power)? You'd still have to hit your targets.
**There are Eversors like that who aren't the fastest but really hit like powerhouses (like Yuu, for example). They wouldn't be shunned too badly, but probably be the butt of the joke unless they made it clear to their squad that they're tough as nails (probably by punching a joking squadmate to next week, or just proving it in combat). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359754420]

*Is Kyoko into that thing where you eat sushi off a naked girl, that girl preferably being Sayaka?
**Not...really? Because she'd be too busy scarfing the sushi down to notice the girl's naked. "Oh hey, you're not gonna eat this, right?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359627444]

*Is Sayaka into swordplay during sex, then? No, Sayaka is embarrassingly vanilla.
**Ask Amber or Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359479988]

*>Ask Amber or Kyoko. Are you saying Kyoko has kinks?
**Both redheads do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359582900]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*Was best kharn mind raped
**No, she just had her sanity got the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358625204]

*HOW DOES BEST MAERORUS KHARN LOSE WITH EX RANK EVERYTHING?!
**It's dat low sanity mang [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358548148]

*How advanced is Tiny Pete's AI at this point?
**Something like advanced servitor-type AI, where he can make decisions on his own but ultimately follow Misaka's orders to the letter. Nothing as advanced as Blade Wolf's, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358221236]

*Then why do Chiaki and Area need glasses?
**For Chiaki, it's always been something of a comfort issue with her. She identifies with the glasses mostly, and she wears it to 'help' her vision. It's sort of an unknown placebo effect with her. As for Rea, well, it is a mystery. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357833652]

*We all know what Pinky thinks of this world's Homu, but how does she feel about the rest of the meduka meguca gang?
**She misses Mami, she wishes Sayaka would just witch out and get it over with so she doesn't have to relive the entire painful process again, and she really misses Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357576372]

*Why do magical girls never marry guys?
**They do! But there's really no room in what they do to get a working relationship going. Kharn got lucky in that she and Souji were already close then. They do go for flings and short-term relationships though. Short answer, it takes a lot of guff to make one work if you're a magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357698484]

*What happened to Oriko?
**She turned evil! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114322872244]

*We know Mami has the best mamis in the Ninth. Who's got the best 'ass'ets?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286836404]

*What is the chance of pairing best mamis and best assets?
**It's going to be a very uphill struggle. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114305459124]

*Who asked who out first with KyoSaya?
**Sayaka asked Kyoko out first! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286901684]

*who is kumatora
**Hat-chan's self-insert! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114281617844]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*I think most of the players assume Mami isn't as benevolent as she seems, but most of us still love her. That said, I've never seen anyone say anything about Kyouko sucking up or being anything less than the perfect bro. Does Kyouko have muscles underneath her costume, or is it just Sayaka?
**Kyoko eats horribly enough that there's a very thin layer of healthy over her muscles. If you have her take off her shirt and flex, though, she'll take you to the gun show most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114277298868]

*Is it even possible to hate Kyouko? Is it possible to not love Mami?
**Well, I would say so! Players may find Kyoko's friendliness as her sucking up to her Warmaster buddy, and Mami's smile and warmth may be seen as someone being utterly duplicitous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276817332]

*Just how did Kyouko become our friend?
**Kyoko just took a liking to Girl A mostly, she reminded her of her younger sister somewhat. Granted, it's easy for Kyoko to be friends with anyone, but she really thought 'hey, this person needs a pal' with Murderface and tried her best to be there even when only Mami was the one to stick up for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276807348]

*Is there a maximum level of Kyoko best bro-ness?
**There's very little that Kyoko won't do for Chiaki if she asks, including missing her own wedding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276662708]

*Does that mean we'll get to turn Tiny Pete into a giant stomping murderterminator ON WHEELS? SIGN ME UP
**Anon please he's already got a Contemptor chassis [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276012724]

*Wait, I thought Tiny Pete was a Termie, not a Dreadnought
**Misaka can take his AI and put it on another chassis, basically ! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276159668]

*Are you telling me that Misaka can build Dreadnoughts? Why hasn't she taken over the world yet?
**She's only a one-man construction team and arms dealer, so it takes her a long time to make that stuff. But the players did give her a new pet and helper! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276269492]

*Which character would you say the players least 'get'? Like they seem to have an idea about who they are or how they work that doesn't quite mesh with what you're trying to portray?
**I think if there are any characters that the players get the least, it's more of my own shortcomings in not being able to put them across. I think one of them is Yuma, but then again YumaQuest as a whole was really emotionally-driven and very hard to write on my part. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275626164]

*Is the Queen a member of the Second?
**Long retired one, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275544244]

*Where would Kyōko and Sayaka spend their honeymoon?
**Castle Greyskull in Britain, i.e. the Second Officio's headquarters. Probably! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114274729908]

*Has anyone defeated Kharn in battle besides Yuma/Malal and that one Fragment of Chiaku?
**Yes! After Malal's death, she was defeated by someone from the Sixth, in one sparring match that nearly went to death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114271344308]

*How many foreign governments have been toppled by Mami in the past? Also, how many FSB or CIA agents have been put to sleep permanently by Chiaki Matsuda?
**Quite a few, but she never brags about them. As for the latter, enough to make a skull throne of her own! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114269908916]

*Is Nanoha is part of the First (that WAS her in Song of the Sixteenth, right?), does that mean Fate's with them, too?
**There's a good chance of it, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267540916]

*How many officio girls actually have boyfriends/husbands or just male companions in general?
**There are actually a handful of them, just very uncommon. The Warmaster of the Sixth, for instance, is already married! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267355572]

*I looked through the first thread of MGNQ, and I noticed that Mami had a scar across her neck. Was that meant to be relevant?
**Hahaha, well, I wasn't really expecting for MGNQ to run past that first thread, so I just drew the stuff I liked for it. It doesn't mean anything other than to terrify! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114220772276]

*Which characters are the cutest? Which characters act the cutest?
**That's a hard one...but I'll still go with Pinky. Madoka I think has a very cute design, and Pinky really gives it a creepy edge. Acting the cutest...well, there's always Misaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114187830964]

*Yuma is based on a real person? Who could be such a hurricane of bad decisions?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114185356980]

*Which characters in MGNQ are based on people you know?
**There's a lot! Kharn, Malal, Yuma, Midori, Kumatora, Misaka, Rea to name the most notable ones. Of course everyone knows Wendy. Souji's one too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114170026932]

*Is Kumatora related to Takatora? now a serious question: do you have any advice for some one thing on running a quest?
**Her older brother, yes! And if you run a quest, only take your writing seriously, and never the quest itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167983028]

*Why did Chiaki train Kumatora? And why is she Midori's assistant now? An eversor getting trained by a vindicare and then assissting a callidus makes no sense to me.
**That's a question that will be answered in a future flashback, but the short answer is that Kumatora was once a really incorrigible delinquent trainee. She was paired up with Murderface to 'scare' her straight, and it backfired in the best way possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167126708]

*Will we ever get a competent male character? Emphasis on competent. Like giving Incubators a run for their griefseeds.
**Hahaha, well, whoever they are needs to wake up really early in the morning to do that! Or not sleep at all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157779380]

*Why are the Incubators trying to keep the existence of magic a secret?
**They're not! It's just easier this way, more convenient. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157711540]

*why did the first choose the moon exactly? why not mars?
**It's closer to Pinky's Grief Seed and gives him an uninterrupted line of sight with his moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157585588]

*most cutest incubator? The Thirteenth! He has little glasses.
**He thinks he's people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157509556]

*Will anyone surpass Mami-san's pancakes?
**No one! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156693428]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]

*How much of a bitch is Sayaka really
**She's just the sort of person to stick to her convictions and hates Murderface so much you can't believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155944116]

*In a serious battle, who would win: Midori or Kumachan?
**The first versus question? I would really put it down to each character's conditioning and mental state. But if for some reason they were really angry with each other, like Midori missed another deadline because of shenanigans or Kuma accidentally buying the wrong kind of paper...Kuma would win in a beatdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155664820]

*Is there anyone lewder than Midori?
**Enishi probably is, all things considered. But Midori can really get into it that I haven't shown in the main quest yet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155000756]

*What made you decide to give Kyouko an eyepatch?
**Eyepatches are always cool, and the only character who could pull one off and be even cooler with it is Kyoko! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154948532]

*Will Sayaka ever be Cavefish huge? Will you?
**I've always envisioned Sayaka to eventually get a Bruce Lee-type body - streamlined but very built, very hard, somewhat wiry but still feminine. As for me, well, even work is conspiring to keep me away from the gym, but I'm trying! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154786740]

Questions and Answers

2015-04-12T23:37:48Z

TwiceBorn: Modified disclaimer.

[[Image:Thread 1 img4 puzzled.png|200px|right|Wait, what?]]
A collection of various Questions and Answers sessions with Deculture that either take place after a thread has been completed, or on [http://ask.fm/Deculture Deculture's Ask.fm]. Only the questions relevant to the Quest itself have been posted.

'''''DISCLAIMER: ALL INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THESE PAGES ARE SUBJECT TO RETCONS AT ANY TIME. INFORMATION HEREIN MAY CONTRADICT INFO FROM OTHER SOURCES. IN CASES OF CONFLICT, INFORMATION FOUND HERE DOES NOT NECESSARILY OVERRIDE INFORMATION FROM OTHER SOURCES. PLEASE USE CAUTION AND DISCRETION WHEN RELYING ON Q&A INFORMATION.'''''

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Questions and Answers are divided into categories based on what the questions are about:

[[Questions and Answers: People|People]]: Questions and answers related to characters or groups of characters, such as squads or teams (but NOT Officios).

[[Questions and Answers: Setting, Mundane|Setting, Mundane]]: Questions and answers related to locations, buildings, and institutions (including Officios).

[[Questions and Answers: Setting, Magical|Setting, Magical]]: Questions and answers related to the supernatural, such as the nature of Magical Girl magic, grief, and the Maeorus process.

[[Questions and Answers: Items|Items]]: Questions and answers related to items and objects, such as Golden Weapons and Witch Cores.

[[Questions and Answers: Trivia|Trivia]]: Questions and answers related to the quest itself, such as clarifications on what happened in the threads, Deculture's inspiration for certain things, decisions in the quest ("What would have happened if we had done/if we do...?"), and announcements about community matters.

Questions and answers that involve multiple topics will be placed in each respective page. For example, a question about both the Ninth and Chiaki will be placed in both the People page and the Setting, Mundane page.

Talk:Corruption

2015-04-12T23:36:11Z

TwiceBorn:

For future reference, take Decu's answers about Maerorus with a grain of salt. He tends to make answers up on the spot rather than discuss it with the group. Even when something contradictory has already been explained elsewhere.

...really, that goes for most of Decu's out-of-quest answers...

-Archif

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Yeah...I put up a "YO TAKE THIS SHIT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT" warning on the Q&A pages, so hopefully people will be a little more cautious with that stuff.
-TwiceBorn

Questions and Answers

2015-04-12T19:02:09Z

TwiceBorn: Added a disclaimer and a warning at the top of the page.

[[Image:Thread 1 img4 puzzled.png|200px|right|Wait, what?]]
A collection of various Questions and Answers sessions with Deculture that either take place after a thread has been completed, or on [http://ask.fm/Deculture Deculture's Ask.fm]. Only the questions relevant to the Quest itself have been posted.

'''''DISCLAIMER: ALL INFORMATION CONTAINED ON THESE PAGES ARE SUBJECT TO RETCONS AT ANY TIME. PLEASE USE CAUTION AND DISCRETION WHEN RELYING ON Q&A INFORMATION.'''''

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Questions and Answers are divided into categories based on what the questions are about:

[[Questions and Answers: People|People]]: Questions and answers related to characters or groups of characters, such as squads or teams (but NOT Officios).

[[Questions and Answers: Setting, Mundane|Setting, Mundane]]: Questions and answers related to locations, buildings, and institutions (including Officios).

[[Questions and Answers: Setting, Magical|Setting, Magical]]: Questions and answers related to the supernatural, such as the nature of Magical Girl magic, grief, and the Maeorus process.

[[Questions and Answers: Items|Items]]: Questions and answers related to items and objects, such as Golden Weapons and Witch Cores.

[[Questions and Answers: Trivia|Trivia]]: Questions and answers related to the quest itself, such as clarifications on what happened in the threads, Deculture's inspiration for certain things, decisions in the quest ("What would have happened if we had done/if we do...?"), and announcements about community matters.

Questions and answers that involve multiple topics will be placed in each respective page. For example, a question about both the Ninth and Chiaki will be placed in both the People page and the Setting, Mundane page.

Questions and Answers: Setting, Magical

2015-04-12T16:32:47Z

TwiceBorn: Added new questions.

A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about magic and how it works in the world of MGNQ, including how magic and Magical Girls' bodies work, and supernatural-related setting info.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 12===
*Do we have a magic scan ability, or does it only work against witches? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/#p19763504]
**Chiaki can sense Witches. But being a Vindicare, she can't track or sense Magical Girls too effectively. You need a Culexus for that. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/#p19763576]

*Could we have scanned lori's fake friend and knew she was fake? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/#p19763664]
**Not to give everything away, but as a Callidus, Midori is pretty good at her job. Callidus focus on undetectable subterfuge and espionage. There was a way for you to detect if she was fake, but you would have scanned the wrong person. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/#p19763787]

===Thread 62===
*What kind of wish makes a Culexus? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**Very specific wishes that may be a bit spoilery to answer now. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

*This QB seems to require using its own energy supply in order to power wishes, instead of pulling from their race's stockpile.
*Is the energy that this QB collects acquired from when a Puella Magi Witches out, when a Witch is killed, or when a used Grief Seed is consumed? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*Is Not-BRS a natural part of Homu Barrier or something entirely else? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025623]
**Ahaha, well, please read on, I can't reveal it right now! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

==Questions from Ask.fm==
*Would the futa potion work on Pinky or TTO? If not, could they magic up a functioning dick if they wanted too?
**They're goddesses [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126885859508]

*Is sealing magic, like Kyouko's, necessary to contain a Witch Core, or is that Incubator tech?‎
**Not necessarily required but it can seal it for a time, depending on how strong the Magical Girl is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126843182772]

*Does Solution H produce a standard penis every time, or does the size, shape, etc. depend on the girl who takes it? If the latter, what attributes contribute to these differences and which canon character has the biggest futa dick?
**It depends on the girl who takes the solution, yes. It's just one of those things that depend on the girl itself, like her costume and Magical Girl Weapon. Lots of variables.
**I honestly have no idea who would have the biggest one. Kharn? Maybe? It's very easy to point at her. Then again it's also possible for the tiny girls to sport Louisville bats.
**I deserve this [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126828122548]

*Do Maerorus still accumulate Grief? Do they need to clean their special Soul Gems? If so, how can they tell what the degree of corruptionis, if it looks like that?‎
**Not anymore, but they do need to keep their witch halves in check by consuming other Witches. (or Magical Girls.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126716775092]

*How do Culexus and Vanus prognostication compare? How do they match up?‎
**Culexus = dreams and fortune telling and unreliable prophecies, throwing their soul into the Akashic Realm for hazardous scrying.
**Vanus = mathematical probabilities and predictions based on existing data, Witch behavior, degrees of success etc.
**It's like depending on different people to predict the weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126716545460]
*Can a Callidus create audio illusions as well as physical illusions? Like create a small bubble where noise cannot be heard outside of a bubble but the people inside can hear each other? And can they make it seem like two people are standing in silence when they're actually not? It's for...science‎
**I would say she can! Midori creates the whole package of visual, auditory and tactile illusion. Same goes for Wendy, although hers is more offense/fear-based. Enishi just becomes invisible entirely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122154006196]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What all supernatural forces exist in MGNQ? Could a non-canon writeup mess around with them?
**All kinds of supernatural forces exist. Ghosts and stuff. Vampires, werewolves...you can make the argument that they're actually magical girls, or that the Akashic Realm brought them to life. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125265512884]

*How effective is training while transformed versus training while not transformed?
**Some girls can train their non-transformed selves, but others really can't function in a combat-capable capacity without transformation. Those who can has the privilege of being able to 'stack' their normie training with the benefits of transformation, although it's generally recommended that you train in both states. The first to increase your natural strength and endurance, the second to be able to control your Magical Girl abilities better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125794953652]

*So some girls don't get any benefit from exercising when they're not transformed?
**More like they can't exercise at all, or it would take too long for their normal bodies to get adapted to exercising (i.e. Chiaki). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125800853940]

*So exercising in meguca form isn't as effective as exercising in civilian form?
**It's mostly equal, but it really depends on what the Magical Girl wants to do, and what she wants to build on, and how her physical fitness is at the time. Sayaka trains as hard as she can in both states. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801074100]

*How often do the Venenum have to surgically remove soul gems that end up "going in too deep"
**God dammit anon
**Answer is: Not that often, but there's always an uptick in incidence when the recruitment period comes in. Newly-contracted magical girls get curious and try new things. It got so bad that the Venenum had to give out pamphlets for it. Magical Girls and hormones, man [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125498306228]

*How does a magical girl perceive the inside of her soulgem when confined to it (either by body destruction or otherwise)? Is it a surreal dreamscape, or does the MG consciousness go into a catatonic state?
**I've always seen it as something of the Magical Girl just falling into a dark, dreamless sleep whenever they get their body destroyed (akin to being comatose, or when Space Marines trigger their sus-an membrane to preserve their minds and body when they get too damaged). But if they sleep for too long, they may have a chance of waking up in that sensory-deprived state - which could cause a Witch Out. To address that, Officios have trained their Magical Girls to either prolong the sleep as much as they can, or go into a 'lucid dreaming' state - where they force themselves to dream of things they like doing, in order to stave off Soul Gem corruption. That's what Kyoko is doing now, most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125320959412]

*Is fleshmetal and the results of horrible scientific experimentation inheritable because magic?
**Sometimes, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125242512308]

*Do alpha witches usually retain their memories and personalities? Feel free to tell me on Skype if it's not a thing you want to answer in public.‎
**Alpha will have some of that, yes. It's the Omega-class ones (and the Omega-class plus) like Pinky and Homucifer that have full consciousness. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125048596660]

*Can meguca get sick to regular, non-magical illnesses? Cold, flu, STDs, cancer, etc? Or is it only the really strong, Thirteenth-Officio-is-out-to-get-you kind of stuff?
**If a Magical Girl is too tired or too stressed for too long it starts to catch up, so you'll have them getting fevers and colds. Cancer should be right out, and STDs won't really stick. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125057072820]

*What happens if a Magical Girl wishes to be a Kamen Rider?
**She becomes a Hero of Justice! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124660818100]

*Can a magical girl get physically exhausted to the point of passing out by using too much magic but without the risk of witching out? What about getting just purely exhausted?
**Pretty sure they can! Or else Kharn would have made a lot of girls witch out in her bedroom! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124309440692]

*Why would megucas wear corsets, hats, or capes? Aren't those a liability in battle?
**They're also magical armor, if they're part of their costume! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124049898932]

*Are there any diseases unique to megucas? What about Incubators and Maerorus?
**I wouldn't say so, besides weaponized magical diseases and so on (in the case for Magical Girls). Incubators sometimes gets fleas. Maerorus get indigestion, dyspepsia and bouts of ardent, seething hubris/megalomania. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123110369972]

*Do magical girls get periods?
**I think generally the 'bleeding' can be handled by a trip to the Venenum, but there are always periods in a month where Magical Girls can be very aggressive. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123111231412]

*Are magical girls immune to STDs or something? I mean, the way Kharn slept around, you'd think she'd have caught something by now.
**Eversor resistance! But yeah Magical Girls do get monthly checkups and stuff in their Officios, and if there's anything like that it usually gets resolved by the Venenums. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123109619892]

*How hard would an Eversor have to push to get essentially a rundown of training in one week? Would it even be possible? I know there's sleep deprivation training, pain tolerance, weapons and PT. Am I missing anything else?‎
**Altitude training, strength development, sense deprivation training! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122517471924]

*But how hard would it be to do all that in one week, give or take?‎
**Very hard, I'm pretty sure the Magical Girl would be in the hospital for a while because of overexertion! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122521312436]

*If a meguca wishes for the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend, would the wish grab somebody from the world who is the best match, or would it create a new person whole-cloth?
**It depends mainly on the wish, but I'd hazard that the Incubator would look for someone close to the meguca and then turn them into the contractee's ideal mate. Some Incubators (like Kyuubey) are pragmatic enough to tell the contractee that 'you know that such an arrangement will never play out well, right?' and ask them to consider another wish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121981130932]

*If a meguca's body dies when they're on the cusp of witching out will it prevent them from doing so or make it more likely to happen?
**The latter! Only Soul Gem destruction prevents WitchOuts! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121914520244]

*What happens to a magical girl's inventory when she dies?
**The stuff she has in there usually ends around or underneath her corpse. Sometimes it's lost to the ether. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121831019700]

*If Chiaki died, how far into the air would her body be flung by the sudden appearance of all that crap in her inventory?
**Not a whole lot? The inventory in her shield is different! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121835027380]

*So megucas are like enemies in RPGs that can sometimes have rare drops or no drops at all?‎
**Sure! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121836463284]

*If a meguca removes her costume during sex, does she lose her powers?
**No, the costume is just clothes and/or armor. She's still a meguca unless she cancels her transformation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121430752692]

*So when a Callidus can't get any they get fat? If so, why is Midori so fat?
**Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121243615156]

*If two witches were in the same barrier, what generally happens? Do they fight and try to consume each other? Compete on hunting intruders? Work together against outside threats? Not even realize/acknowledge the others presence?‎
**Honestly, all of those can happen. It really depends on the witches. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120998385332]

*Are there witches out there that still have a shred of humanity left in them? Like, they're not totally gone, some part of them is still there. Would that part of them still want to help magical girls in their own twisted way?‎
**Yes, but their perception is pretty skewed. Sometimes there are 'benevolent' witches, but only up to a point - their hunger for magical girl flesh would soon overtake them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120984229812]

*We know that people without soul gems can use Golden Weapons; can people without soul gems become attuned to a magical girl's soul gem?
**Nope! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120758866868]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Can a shield be a valid Eversor Weapon? (No special tricks or attachments, ala Riesbyfe from Melty, More like Captain America)
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120060536756]

*Why don't magical girls in MGNQ use telepathy like they do in PMMM?
**Well, I wanted them to rely on Culexus for that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119399052468]

*You've said many times that magical girls only last 2-3 years. Yet, looking at the timeline, about 10 of them have lasted for 5 years or more (Xiaomei having lasted for 9 years if she's still alive).
**Is that because these ones were really well taken care of or because of plot armor? :V Of course the stories will be about Magical Girls who are a bit more hardy than the rest! The 2-3 years is the average! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119720809396]

*Is the average so low because of all the magical girls Chiaki kills?
**Maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119728281012]

*Does a magical girls body die if it's dismembered? What if it's put back together?
**It dies, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119736450996]

*So... when does Chiaki figure out how many spatial dimensions exist in the Akashic Realm? Judging by the bizarre descriptions, it's probably at least four, right? Did some deity accidentally mix up one of the spatial dimensions with the flow of time?
**Probably when she really gets into exploring it by herself. She'll discover it relatively soon, she already has an inkling of it. But yeah, the Akashic Realm is all sorts of fucked up! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119102196916]

*Can Culexuses witch out?
**They can't! The moment they do is either they die in an anti-magic explosion that kills every Magical Girl around them in a 1-mile radius, or crumble into dust. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119610316468]

*What determines if a magical girl needs to be retired?
**Incubators can track the state of Soul Gem purity of every girl contracted to them, as well as their general mental state and well-being. Sometimes they'll get flagged on a particular magical girl, who, while their gem may be pure, is quickly degenerating in a mental sense - probably someone whose power has compromised them, or simply breaking down from all the pressure, or even just going absolutely nuts. Their Soul Gems would slowly start to darken in a way that no Grief Seed would be able to resolve - it's that kind of despair that no one can come back from, and Incubators need to make sure they don't spread it to the other girls or they'll have a crisis on their hands. Thus, retirement. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396345268]

*About how big is your average magical girl's inventory space?
**Is it really uncommon to have an inventory that's bigger than that? The average inventory of a magical girl is probably like a big bulky backpack. And yes, it's very uncommon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119422508212]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*Does Walpurgisnacht happen every year?
**Not really, unless something really horrifying is going down. It's like that really big hurricane or tornado that comes along every once in a blood moon that kills everything and everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119586216884]

*Aside from Incubator fuckery, how can 2 megucas attune their soul gems together?
**By praying to the Blessed Lady and sacrificing 100 Magical Girls to her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119147491508]

*If you separate a culexus' soulgem from her body, what will happen? And if it is the normal thing, which part will make other people sick - the soulgem or the body?
**The Soul Gem. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118856677044]

*Please explain Witch classes thanks
**CHARLIE - Normal Witches. Can be solo'd by a competent middle-ranking Magical Girl, or a newbie squad.
**BETA - Stronger witches, possibly with familiars. Needs a competent squad, maybe two.
**ALPHA - Witches with familiars, the kind that's consumed human flesh already. May have intelligence. Needs at least three squads. Can be solo'd by Rank Leader.
**ALPHA PLUS - Alpha, but with witch-familiars and/or slave Witches. Needs specialists/killsquads led by Rank Leader.
**OMEGA - Walpurgisnacht.
**OMEGA PLUS - Geheimnisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118981380532]

*Is an untransformed magical girl vulnerable to the sort of madness witches inflict on normals? Or does she receive some sort of protection?
**She should be protected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118990682036]

*When a girl makes a wish, what exactly goes on with the wish? Is it just the Incubators interpretation? Or do the memories and feelings of the girl play into it? Or both?
**Both, actually. It's not an exact science, but it ensures that it's what the girl really wants, and something that the Incubators can benefit from. So there are no faustian deals (lel) that can happen - everyone benefits. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118791147956]

*Can a meguca take the corruption of another meguca by touching Soul Gems together non-lewdly?
**Only if they're attuned together! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118644891572]

**Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*What are the chances of two magical girls having similar powers?
**Not that rare, actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118600085172]

*What are the odds of an untransformed magical girl defeating a fully transformed magical girl?
**Not very good. They'd have to do a lot of underhanded trickery to even kill one. Thankfully, people like Kaneda Madoka and Nicole Touchdown are masters at that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118176853940]

*If I pulled the helmet of a Culexus off, would she die?
**Unexpectedly? You'd probably get a reflex blast of what they can do, and either you do a Wendy, get set on fire, or get smashed through a building with a head-on truck collision's worth of psychokinetic force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118376390324]

*Can a magical girl's costume be altered through them overcoming heartbreak and tragedy, or do only sad things trigger it?
** Basically anything that drastically changes their outlook in life. It can be the death of a parent, or achieving something particularly life-changing (like being Warmaster). It's like a girl with long hair cutting her hair short after breaking up with someone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118119151540]

*Could the magical girls of your setting kill servants?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118121884596]

*Could the abilities of a Vanus extend to reading things about people, like figuring out what kinds of foods a person likes at a glance?
**Yes! That could definitely be a manifestation of their power. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117982884788]

*About how long would a magical girl be incapacitated if they had their neck snapped?
**Until they get healed, pretty much indefinitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117977613492]

*What about a regenerator like Sayaka?
**If she was angry enough to be in super serious mode, she'd probably be back up in a couple of seconds, twisting her own head around. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117979674036]

*How do the Officios have huge stacks of Grief Seeds if a meguca pretty much needs to restore after like one witch fight on average, especially considering that there's sometimes more than one meguca fighting a witch?
**That will be explained soon, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943792820]

*What would happen if a girl wished for a Stand?
**"Really? Well...I've never had to grant such a simple wish before. Done. The contract is established. Here is your coupon for unlimited stands, redeem it at any hardware shop of your choosing. Enjoy!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117937374132]

*Do magical girls get passive abilities based on their classes when they're not transformed?
**They do! They're still magical girls. They've got a bit of the toughness and strength even when they're not transformed, too, that carries over. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117933479348]

*Can a magical girl access her inventory when she's not transformed?
**Nope, she can't. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117891573684]

*So technically the garter abominations could become greaves through grieving?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117818497716]

*So a costume can evolve over time by itself? If so, what triggers this?
**Many things, but not something the Magical Girl can control. It can be a recent heartbreak, or a particularly nasty fight against Witches, or another Magical Girl. There's also being blessed by the Blessed Lady herself, or coming back from the dead so many times you're living on borrowed time (like Chiaki). Lots of things that the Magical Girl herself lives through. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778558388]

*What's the evolution process like? Is it instaneous? Flashy? Painful? Does it permenantly affect the girl's psyche or abilities?
**No, it's something that happens over time. And generally it doesn't hurt. It's like, one time the girl cancels her transformation, then the next time she transforms there'll be a few more skulls added to her costume, that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778558388]

*What about tacking on decorations like skulls, bones, fangs, scales, feathers, etc.?
**Hmm, well, those are accouterments that naturally add themselves to the Magical Girl's costume the longer her career gets. It all depends on her mood and psyche, it's not something she can control. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117777632948]

*Can a Callidus physically change her uniform?
**I would say so, yes. But not to the extent that it's super different or drastically changed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117777403828]

*Besides not resurrecting the dead, what other wishes will incubators not grant? Are they the same as a genie's three rules?
**It's a case to case basis, but they really can't make the big sort of wishes. "I wish to be a god" or "I want more wishes" that kind of thing. So yes, I think similar to a genie's three rules. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117777319860]

*Can a meguca reknit her uniform/make it look like something else with like a sewing machine
**She would destroy the sewing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117777090484]

*What's stopping a transformed magical girl from just taking it off and wearing something else?
**Absolutely nothing! But by doing so you'll be leaving yourself without the inherent protection of an actual Magical Girl costume, along with all its benefits and neat tricks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117776854196]

*What tricks does it offer aside aside from making for better protection?
**It depends on the Magical Girl. Some magical girls have weaponized costumes, or come with weapons already in hand, like a sword on a belt or a mace, that kind of thing. Some can give you a burst of speed in addition to how quick the Magical Girl is already.The point is, sure, it looks a bit frilly and gaudy, and it makes you a big target, but unless you're a Callidus whose main objective is concealment and subterfuge, you go with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117776951476]

*So you can technically strip a magical girl out of her costume during combat and she'll be mostly helpless?
**Well, you can try to, but usually the Magical Girl would be busy trying to kill you. Trying to destroy a Magical Girl's costume may work, but it takes a hell of a lot of abuse. If you DO get them out of it, then you have a chance. Maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117777074356]

*Re: magical girl costumes. So if a magical girl that dislikes her costume for whatever reason, such as being inappropriate or too impractical to use, is stuck with it forever with no way of changing it at all?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117752408244]

*What about uniforms?
**Yeah a Magical Girl can wear a uniform over her costume, sure. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117776691892]

*They can't even change their costume with soulgem manipulation?
**Slightly, sure. Callidus are trained to 'suppress' their costumes - i.e. they can be transformed and still not appear to be wearing anything inherently magical, although some traces will remain, like a brooch or a ribbon or glowing panties. But so far as to 'edit' your costume wholesale? Nope. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117776704180]

*So they can't have two costumes?
**No. They can cover up using coats or trenchcoats but you're stuck with your costume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117776635060]

*Would a Culexus be able to use her mind link abilities to create a telepathic battle network with other magical girls? In light of Vintage's use of telepathy, could other kinds of meguca do that?
**Yes, some gifted Culexus can make a sort of a 'teamspeak' server for squads that can work well with them. Some powerful Magical Girls can do it, too, but it's pretty rare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117440584372]

*Are there bard type magical girls? Probably Callidus that enhance others by THE POWER OF SONG? (Lyrical or otherwise).
**There are a few! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117427002804]

*A magical girl wishes to bring Tupac back to life. How saved is the music industry? Bonus: What kind of kit does she get, assuming she was contracted by 8-Ball?
**Incubators will never make a contract that includes and/or results in the resurrection of someone long deceased.. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695397812]

*Regarding when multiple girls witch out together and become one witch, what's the possibility that one meguca could kill it? And what are her chances of living through it?
**Pretty much nil unless she has a golden weapon or is Kharn/Gavrill. She can also play it smart by hiding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117296828852]

*Now up that to 3 meguca. What're their chances now? I need to know. For uh, science. Yeah, science.
**I'm going to say 10%, maybe 15%. You really need a full squad to stand a decent chance of survival. Unless one of those megucas are super hardcore, then maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117296997044]

*What does being contracted as a Vanus or Venenum give?
**Vanus are usually logokinetic, in the sense that they can do crazy stuff with information. Venenum is basically mad scientist/doctor powers with a lot of healing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117062764468]

*Can a magical girl explode her own soul gem like Kyoko did in the original PMMM? What determines the strength of the explosion? Definitely!
**Well, no matter what Magical Girl you are it's going to be a big and painful explosion that can take out a building. It usually is affected by the emotions of the Magical Girl at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117145045428]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*Does a magical girl need to be able to reach her soul gem in order to transform?
**It needs to be on hand, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117086668724]

*So a meguca must have the soul gem touching her hands to transform?
**Having it on her person is a good idea too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117144980404]

*If licking a soulgem causes you to orgasm. And if Chiakis soulgem is now linked to Walpurgisnacht. Does that mean that if someone licks Chiakis soulgem, WN has an orgasm?
**That's direct stimulation, so no, it doesn't really work that way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100107188]

*Do witches interact with one another at all? Do they battle for territory in the shadows at all, or maybe form some kind of wolfpack if the right things happen?
**Sometimes they battle for territory, but when there are Witches who know each other in their previous Magical Girl forms, they tend to cluster together and share barriers. Sometimes they even merge into one. They also sometimes move in groups of three, which is bad news for anyone suddenly stuck in a Barrier and trying to fight their way out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117043136180]

*Can megucas cause themselves to witch out? If so, what would happen if multiple girls did that next to each other at the same time?
**Witching out isn't quite a voluntary thing, but it's kind of like how a suicide pact will go. There are certain substances and things you can do to trigger a self-witch out. If multiple witches manifest all at the same time, it can cause an amalgamation that may be tougher to put down than a single witch, and this'll necessitate multiple squads being rolled out to address it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117010470324]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*What's the average lifespan of a culexus?
**Three years! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116964776372]

*What are the 5 locations of the WPN witches? There's Australia and also Siberia for the actual Waluigi. What about the other 4?‎
**Dimunsis Australia, New York, Brazil, Japan, Finlaaaaand [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116914828980]

*Are Eversors normally able to regenerate their eyes, eardrums, and fingernails?
**They shunt magical power to regenerate damaged vision, damaged hearing, etc. Replacing lost things require a hell of a lot more concentration and energy, especially when you're not geared towards it like Sayaka is. But yes, they can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116765673908]

*If a magical girl changes to another class, do they gain any of those class's abilities, like Eversor regeneration?
**Not really. Well, maybe they could learn tricks similar to regeneration, but it'll still be taxing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116765646004]

*Are there any significant drawbacks to a magical girl staying in costume pretty much all the time, never untransforming except to transform back right away?
**You're always on edge, all the time, which doesn't help with someone who's paranoid or susceptible to paranoia. It's like always drinking coffee - you first get a boost, then you get immune to it, and when you finally get out of it it's nausea and headaches and withdrawal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116701199796]

*How do magical girls deal with menstruation?
**The....usual way? Some of the Venenum prescribe pills to help lessen the cramps during a particular mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763578292]

**How long could another person survive if they were trapped inside Chiaki's shield?
**They'll survive for a while, but the question is, will they still be sane when they get out? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116723632820]

*Can a meguca use their willpower to stave off witching out for a while?
**They definitely can! Some meguca are that strong willed, through training and meditation! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116730029236]

*If a magical girl loses her body but her soul gem is preserved, would a body reconstruction be possible? No robots.
**Of course! It'll take an awful amount of resources to do so, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116707938996]

*Do magical girls have/able to get allergies? Well, maybe?
**You can have a pre-existing allergy that you can have taken out by the Venenum, of course. And sometimes, after a very strenuous mission, the magical girl's body can be fatigued to the point that they get feverish or sniffly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116633916340]

*Are there any megucas that don't really have a transformation? As in, their meguca outfit is minimal and is mostly their daily attire? And do they have to be dress-y and frilly?‎
**Yes. Some Magical Girls find it easy to 'modify' their costumes to their own tastes. These end up invariably as Callidus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116325361844]

*What happens when a meguca reaches the end of a witches barrier? Is there a force field of some sort? Does it loop around like it's a large sphere? Or is it like in vidya where there's a long, flat texture with no collision mesh and you fall into an endless black abyss?
**It depends on the barrier, mostly! Those scenarios apply though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116351332532]

*Is the Shield the source of Chiaki/Homura's power? Or do you view it as a means to ease and facilitate abilities that she can naturally do herself? IE; if we get gud enuff, will we be able to time stop on our own?‎
**The Shield connects Chiaki to the rest of the Homuras, albeit in a fragmented way. Chiaki can time stop on her own, but with things are, it's not something she can rely on too much. She has to be clever with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116261818036]

*Interesting. So, since a fleshbag MG is essentially a zombie animated by magic, could a cybernetic MG animate her body in a similar fashion, to a degree beyond what a cybernetic human could? And if so, could more advanced bodily magic (Like regeneration in fleshbags) be creatively applied?
**No, there are inherent limitations to even a cybernetic MG. Maybe overclocking for a brief period, like AEGIS'...overload mode or something (I don't remember what it is). And body magic, well, I'm not saying it's possible, but it's like...taking illegal steroids. It's risky and dangerous and while you may be able to fight better and kill faster, you don't know if you can 'snap back' into it your regular shape, or you stay jacked up like a freak beast and you can't fit through doorways anymore. Regen and maybe bulking yourself up for an attack that'll allow you to cut through an entire continent (something Sayaka and Kharn can do) may be possible, but it takes an awful lot of magic that it's not worth the investment or danger. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116203897524]

*Is it possible for a girl to use magic when not in her uniform?
**For self-defense, yes. A temporary boost of speed, or punching power, or summon their magical weapon for parrying/stabbing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116222084020]

*If a magical girl replaced most or all of their body with cybernetic implants and robot parts, would that make them weaker if they were very strong to begin with? Would it cut off their growth potential?‎
**Not really? Consider the human body and the robot body as, well, bodies for the Magical Girl's Soul Gem to control. Both of them have disadvantages and advantages. A robot Magical Girl may be more durable and versatile but it definitely has the limitations of a machine (parts running down, needing replacement, charge, and so on). A Magical Girl can continue to grow to be a better fighter in either body, just that it's a drastically different kind of fighting and getting good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116192097972]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*Are there any benefits to being a specific meguca class, or is purely for classification?
**Specialization. For Culexus it's not turning into fertilizer after a year or so. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116088319668]

*Where is a girl's inventory? Chiaki's is just slide into back of shield, but what about everyone else?
**It can be in different places. Could be a pocket in their costume, or somewhere behind them, just a place out of sight. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131338932]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Culexus just become Culexus, right? No choosing? Nope!
**Once an Incubator knows you're a Culexus there's only just one way to go. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131509684]

*Do megucas feel the weight of the items in their inventory?
**Generally, no. It's like Hammerspace for them, but there is a caveat, in that everyone's inventory has a different capacity. Usually it only has their Magical Weapon and maybe a few personal effects. Chiaki's is unique in that she has two. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116129966772]

*If a girl wishes for something that is "below" her potential, will she lower her potential, or will the wish be expanded to reflect her potential?
**Let me see if I understand this question correctly. Are you asking that if, for example, a girl wishes to be 'just good at baking cake' instead of 'being the best at baking cake', then she'll be VERY competent at making cake but not exactly the best, instead of being the best right out because of her potential to be the best?
**I would say that it really depends on the Incubator, to be honest. But a good rule of thumb is that Incubators are generally very good at interpreting wishes. At the end of the day, it's what the Magical Girl wants that is paramount ( within reason) and that's what would be granted. However, that doesn't lock the Magical Girl at that level, as she can be the best at making cakes if she trains hard enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116094748340]

*>If a girl wishes for something that is "below" her potential, will she lower her potential, or will the wish be expanded to reflect her potential? // I think anon means like - if someone have Madoka-tier karma and just asks for a really big cake, do they just get that cake or something more awesomer?
**Well...they get that cake, but the Incubator may ask them 'Are you REALLY sure' and all that rot. If the girl goes through it it, she'll have a big cake, and perhaps turn out to be a really powerful Magical Girl with cake-related powers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116127624116]

*How desperate does a girl have to be to get asked for a wish?
**Get asked for a wish? I'm not so sure I follow. Do you mean like, they get approached by an Incubator and be offered a wish? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116121552564]

*So does how a girl witch out determine how she behaves to a large extent? Like if one burned her gem out with too much magic, would she be less aggressive than one that got too much suffering? Is one kind more likely to hunt people, or to just hide in a familiar place and eat intruders?
**I think all those are good assumptions. How a girl witches out affects how her Witch behaves - her state of mind at the time, or the reason why. If for example a girl witches out because she was jealous of a couple, then her Witch would target couples and so on. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116050249908]

*Is it possible to force a girl to make a contract, or will Incubators not make contracts with girls under duress?
**There's a general agreement that no Incubator will force a girl to contract under duress. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116108997044]

*If a meguca with extremely high potential (ie Madoka) wishes for more wishes, what happens?
**[[File:That's_not_how_it_works_you_little shit.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096324788]

*Are Magical Girls' maximum power determined by their wish? Or can a relatively weak MG train hard enough to overcome their initial weakness?
**A Magical Girl's maximum power is dictated by their contract, yes, and how they are at the time. Basically it's like being born with talent. But any Eversor can be just as brutal and hardcore as Kharn if they really go at it - just that Kharn will also be training the fuck out of herself at the same time, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116094397364]

*Besides the Culexus, how is the category of a magical girl chosen anyways? If it's on the weapon they get, how would they choose whether or not to be a Callidus? What if they have no weapon? Can they still be an Eversor or Vindicare?
**The Incubator generally decides what kind of rank they're going into, and they usually can tell with the Soul Gem they make. They CAN choose to be a Callidus after basic training, provided they pass the trials for it and the Incubator/Warmaster approves. If they have no weapon, one will be provided. And yes, they can be an Eversor or Vindicare if they want. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115947798196]

*So its established that it's possible to (rarely) change back to MG from being a witch. Is it possible to change a witch who grew from a familiar into a human? How fucked up would that human be?
**Well, maybe the real powerful ones could? That'd be frightening enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024511668]

*We've heard about Alpha witches, but what other ranks are there?
**There are also Omega Class witches! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973490612]

*On a scale of 1 to "every magical girl alive tries to witch themselves out at once" how bad would it be if Pinky and Homucifer decided to hook up?
**It goes beyond that. Everything dies, people go insane, a new Eye of Terror is born, and the MM X MM after dark serial is cancelled. Just dreadful. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026102964]

*Does Walpurgisnacht happen every year?
**No, but there's always a chance it could. That's why prognosticators are very highly valued. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116025600180]

*So what if a girl gets contracted and her wish is to be a guy?
**I've answered this question before, hahaha! Anyway, she turns inti a guy, but then turns back into a girl whenever she transforms. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115991239604]

*"RE: Do the four entities in the Blessed Lady religion...." By those 4, does that mean that The Transcendent One is literally 40k Malal?
**Hahaha, that's actually possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978240180]

*what if there were few witches that are aware?
**how fucked are megucas then? Very, very fucked. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115972265908]

*We've seen examples where megucas can't regenerate from certain wounds (i.e. Kyouko's eye). What are some (non-spoiler) ways such wounds can be caused?
**A wound from a particular strong Witch. Walpurgisnacht-level witches give you injuries that are very hard to regenerate or recover. A wound inflicted by a dying Magical Girl, made with her last remaining magic (and a lot of hate. It's rare for this to take, though). Enchanted weaponry. Magical diseases and poisons (also still rare). The Magical Girl can receive a lot of abuse and recover, but there ARE ways to put them down permanently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115873278132]

*If a blind girl wished to see, what kind of meguca would she become?
**The ultimate voyeur [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115867770548]

*If a contracted girl is an amputee prior to her contract and it being restored isn't relevant to her wish does it get restored along with the general magical girl health plan? (Similar to how series-homu fixes her eyes i episode 10)
**It generally does, yes. When you sign up, all effort is undertaken to make sure you're a 100% functional magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115858220724]

*How vulnerable are MGNQ megucas to disease?
**They're pretty hardy. I mean, if you push them too hard they'll get colds or fevers or if you feed them too much chocolate they'll have pimples. But they're basically protected against degenerative diseases. Now, magical diseases, that's different. Sabrina Blackburn's decomposing thing works against them, and there's a disease that turns you into a lesbian that has a 1000% mortality rate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115865567156]

*where did the first witch came from?
**Spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809077684]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Are there any magical girls that are Jammers? being able to disrupt coms, magically pulsed or electronic signals would be something pretty useful I'd think.
**I would say Culexus would be able to do that just fine. Maybe a few select Vanus whose specialization is electronic information. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115769917876]

*So Van us are miserable watch-wearing dildos by nature?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115723437492]

*Magical girls can grow the magic D, right? Have any of the named characters done it? ie. Kyoko using it to satisfy Sayaka's bi urges, Kharn using it to fuck straight girls...
**Yes. Maybe. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115722674100]

*WAIT! seriously? that kind of magic is innate to all megucas in this realm?
**It's not innate. There's...some enterprising Venenum have developed illicit medication to give megucas that kind of thing for a night or so. The patent is currently owned by a shady back-alley pharmaceutical outfit called Nakajima Enterprises Ltd. It's rumored that it's in contact with the Thirteenth for mass-production. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115759680948]

*We know that Callidus tend to have some kind of illusion based abilities. What kind of powers are typical for a Vanus?
**Eleanor is a good example of a textbook Vanus. Her 'Vanus' trance isn't an aberration - other instances and variants of it exist. Logokines like John Grammaticus exist who are in the Vanus rank. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115694480820]

*Given that Incubators have demonstrated a great degree of control over Soul Gems (force them to Witch Out, control the meguca directly, etc.), why don't Incubators simply destroy severe cases of rogue megucas in such a fashion?
**Some of them (including the Seventh, and recently, Kyuubey) have agreed not to include that particular part of the contract. There are also ways to counteract an Incubator's control - if you're willing to suffer having your Soul Gem being tampered with. You just need to know the right people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115695803316]

*Are AT Fields good approximations for how powerful the Culexus Barriers of Ninth can be [Or I guess were, in this case]?
**Yes, they are very good approximations! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115690571700]

*Ok, we know the boy question now, but what happens if a girl wishes to be another girl? "I wish I could be Mami Tomoe" or something? Or what if they wish to be someone fictitious, like 'I wish I could be Murder Mayumi"?‎
**They get lectured about it. At the worst they'll be a Callidus. If they're really set on it, they'll get a powerset similar to that person they like, but established in meguca reality. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115653705908]

*Does a potential meguca ever wish too large? QB was after Madoka because of her immense potential; if another girl tried to make her same wish, would it work? Or would the Incubator ask her to ask for something smaller?‎
**Incubators always modify wish interpretation slightly when confronted with that kind of wish. But yes, if it's too huge, they'll say:
** [[File:That's not how it works you little shit.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115645283764]

*So, a random thought, what if a girl wished to be a boy? I mean, I assume an incubator wouldn't grant that wish, but hypothetically, what if they did?‎
**I already answered this a long time ago. I think it's asked twice now, even here.
**Basically, when a magical girl wishes to be a boy, they become a boy. But when they transform, they become a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115640066740]

*Which continent has the highest witch population?
**Australia. (You had to ask?) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610693044]

*Interesting! Why does Australia have the most witches? Doesn't Africa have a much higher levels of despair from all the shitty things happening there, and fewer MGs from not having a native Offico?
**That's a spoiler for me to answer, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115611386804]

*Can a Incubator refuse to grant a wish?
Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566512564]

*If Chiaki's witch is brutal what is Midori's witch like? Pitable? Fat?
**Hmm...that's possible, but I think there's an inverse law about that. Like, how cute a character is factors in how horrifying and disturbing they are. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479394484]

*Did Malal ever have a chance to be pulled out of Chiaki's barrier?
**Yes, but she'd fade away after a couple of minutes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115442579636]

*How many Vindicares can level a town with magic?
**Quite a handful! But again, no Incubator is going to allow that kind of thing from happening without his permission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115430962356]

*How many vindicated shot fireballs, lasers, and/or nanoha-ish beams of destruction?
**Quite a lot! But again, they're trained not to use them unless it's a last resort. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115417358260]

*Also, Malal showed with her Rose Bow that it might not always be the best idea to rely on your magical weapon...‎
**Pretty much, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115420392372]

*Homura/Chiaki uses mostly non-magical firearms, but what about the other vindicares? Do they have their own magical weapons or do they use normal ones?
**They have their own magical weapons, but they're often used as a last resort if non-magical firearms are available. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416301236]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*We've seen Ahriman and Kharn go full Tzeench and Khorne respectively, and Midori was just submitted to a Slaaneshi assault. Got any fun ideas for Nurgletiem?
**Magical girl cannibal cancer zombies that move at magical girl speed [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115216341940]

*If a Culexus mindlinks with a non-Culexus, would the non-Culexus get sick?
**Unless they're not wearing their Anima Speculum at the time and set to acceptable levels, yes, the non-Culexus would be really nauseous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115022952884]

*Do girls stop aging after contracting?
**The aging process slows down hardcore for some girls. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115005782708]

*Do all Culexuses have telekinesis? What's the conceivable upper limit on the power/range of said telekinesis?
**Some of them do, but like Force users, the range varies from Culexus to Culexus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114990851508]

*If a magical girl made a wish to turn a boy into a girl and that boy-turned-girl built enough karmic-imbalance-whateverawhos (possibly from the suffering from former girl) would the second girl possibly become contract-eligible down the line?
**Maybe? I think it's possible. I never thought about this kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945608884]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*During waluiginight the officios fought the witch forms of the primary cast members, and Yuma and co were tasked with offing wafflehouse night. Instead of upside-down clockthing we got Kharn going full Khorne. But if Kharn lives in the upper levels of siberia, down below, who was phone?
**It is a mystery. (It'll be answered in Malal's side of Waluiginight!) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860363444]

*What class would best be able to provide a psychic "mission control" for a team of magical girls?
**Culexus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858952884]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*Could Chiaki fit Cherno Alpha into the shield? Is Cherno Alpha ALREADY in the shield?!‎
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114719592884]

*Do girls have access to their inventory while untransformed? Or is that tied to their powerset?
**Yes, they're able to. Some girls have bigger inventories than others. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114712497588]

*In saku's writeup Eleanor fought her witch. How's this possible?
**MGNQ Australia is horrible like that. Also, Eleanor is clearly a bad person who deserved it! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114681342388]

*How powerful would a witch have to be to manifest in the physical world? Like the one in Mamis apartment?
**Quite powerful, really. A witch that's eaten a lot of people already, for sure [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514001844]

*how chaotic would things be if larro's take on magical girl couples having kids would be implemented?
**Ver chaotic! But the incubators would push for birth control soon enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114477068468]

*So how limited are Callidus shapeshifting powers? Would one totally dedicated to altering herself be able to turn into some kind of battle form kind of thing where she's got some bulletproof carapace and blades for arms? Or are they limited to the merely human?
**I think those are possible, just that they use too much magic to be practical. I don't discount it as a possibility though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114449562548]

*So theoretically a Callidus could become a ninja turtle is what you're saying?
**Theoretically, but also a vey dangerous kind of transformation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114472947636]

*What are the usual countermeasures for Callidus?
**Having a counter-Callidus in your party. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114436509620]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*Are Eversors expected to be more all-around durable than Vindicares, Callidus & Culexus? And on the other end, could those other 3's bodies be considered only barely more durable than a regular human disregarding the whole soul gem and regeneration thing?
**Yes, Eversors are built tough. And the other ranks' bodies are still a sight more durable than uncontracted humans. They can still take a bit of abuse, but not as much as Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114421826228]

*Can a magical girl graft her body parts to a non-magical body? In an emergency, can do this with their head and get out of dodge? I have a feeling this would be in the realm of wish magic instead of standard though.
**I don't think so. Perhaps someone from the Fourth could do it, but then again their bodies have pretty much been replaced with ironforms. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114421511348]

*Are there other ways of becoming using magic, besides contracting and becoming a magical girl?
**Getting one of the Golden Weapons. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114406261172]

*I feel like Callidus are less seen than Vindicares and Eversors. What kind of powers do they usually have, and are they rarer than the other two?
**Callidus are like their 40K counterparts, in that they're perfect for subterfuge and espionage. The general term are 'spies' or 'shapeshifters', so their powerset would branch off from that. And not only are they rarer, but they're also more expensive to train. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114399349684]

*Is there a supernatural community? You know, like a proper authority that governs vampires, werewolves, and other creatures.
**I wouldn't say so, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397143732]

*Do Magical Girls have to transform to gain access to their abilities?
**They do, yes! Most never really get out of their transformations though. Also if a magical girl is good enough, she can access a barebones version of her abilities withou transforming. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397056692]

*There are active witches out there? What happens if the girls can't stop one or it gets away? Does it just kinda wander around on its own? Or is that pretty much always worst case when one slips the net?
**There are, and usually other squads are notified it if gets away or kills the squad sent to kill it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366625460]

*Could a girl wish to become a boy? Or would that just kind of annoy/break the Incubator?
**I've answered this question before. A girl can wish to be a boy, and she'll turn into one, but when she transforms into a Magical Girl she'll turn back into a girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365309876]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*In Psycho-Pass, the Sybil System could measure how deranged was the psyche of any person. This measurement could be made at any given moment, using the huge computing power of the Sybil System. Is there any device that resembles the Sybil System in MGNQ, capable of measuring the hue of a soul gem?
**I would say so. The Thirteenth helped develop scanners for that, integrating them in Culexus' Anima Speculum helmets. Each hospital wing of an Officio should have one too. And an incubator can remotely keep track of someone's soul gem purity. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362739892]

*What would happen if a girl wished to be able to grant wishes?
**Outright refusal, stone cold silence, or: thatsnothowitworksyoulittleshit.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362762164]

*What kind of wish do you have to make to become a specific class of magical girl?
**It's not really the kind of wish you have to make to become a specific class (unless that's your real aim) but the Incubator making the contract doesn't know what Magical Girl the contractee becomes until the Soul Gem is crystallized. He just establishes the contract, let it drain as much as it needs from his energy reserves at the time to crystallize, and it's when the Soul Gem is already there that he knows what kind of magical girl she'll be. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361522868]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*Can all Culexus do memory modification?
**Not all of them. Some don't have the fine pin-point acuity or the fortitude to do it (think of it like neurosurgery with your eyes closed and in a closed room where a thousand TVs on a thousand channels are on at the same time in full volume). It takes a special kind of Callidus and training to do so. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358948276]

*What abilities are inherent to all eversors?
**Increased regeneration, increased speed, iron stamina, the ability to never get fat no matter what you eat, +++lewd. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357608884]

*What's inherent to vindicares?
Sharp eyesight, dead-eye aiming, impeccable knowledge of their own selected firearm/group of firearms, increased stamina for relocation/gunfights, not a whole lot of regen but just a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357739188]

*What's inherent to the others?
**Culexus have super mind powers and low everything else (they have to manually increase strength/physical stamina/etc). Vanus are standard magical girls (standard on regen, stamina, etc) but generally are made for absorbing/regurgitating information. Venenum is a special case where you have a decent spread of stats but most of your stuff goes into either medicine or related things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358068404]

*And callidus?
**Oh, I forgot about them! Callidus start out with high stamina, medium melee, low shooty and medium speed. A few steps below Eversors in physical capability, definitely above Vindicares, and has that shapeshifting thing going. + Healthy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358556084]

*And Maerorus?
**EX all stats, SUPER LOW SAN. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358302132]

*Can a vampire or werewolf become a magical girl and vise versa?
**More like a magical girl can wish to be either of those two! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114351112628]

*Speaking of vampires, does the supernatural exist in MGNQ?
**It does! Ghosts, vampires, demons. Monstergirls somewhat, but they're all in the Sixth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114327140788]

*In TTS, it's common practice to kill a girl's body if they're on the verge of having a totally corrupted soul gem, to disconnect the body and Soul Gem so hopefully they'll be able to retreat to a place with therapists and large amounts of grief cubes. Is this also standard practice for Officios?
**I think doing that in MGNQ would trigger witching out. Generally the best countermeasure for that is an emergency application of a Grief Seed if one's handy. If not, Soul Gem destruction would have to suffice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114279895732]

*Are humans capable of using magic without incubator/Godoka intervention? If so, how do they use it? Harry Potter or X-men style 'specials'? Hermetic style occultists hording ancient secrets? Or do they just occasionally FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING THEM?!
**Not really, but the Golden Weapons are a shortcut to using magic even without a contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157846708]

Questions and Answers: People

2015-04-12T16:32:45Z

TwiceBorn: Added new questions.

A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about characters or groups of characters, such as individuals, squads, and teams. This page also includes answers that are given from the perspective of MGNQ characters.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 34===
*Tell us whether Pinky's eyes just have black iris and pupil, or if the sclera is black as well.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360092]
**I've mentioned it a few times that the black eyes that manifest on gold weapon users involve not just the iris and pupil but also the sclera. So everything's black.[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/#p20360124]

===Thread 58===
*You mentioned in your twitter that the MGs are aged-up for this particular iteration of the Megucaverse. Does this mean that the cast has been doing the Magical Girl bit for 4-7 years, or did they merely accept contracts later on? Also: how as the world responded to the sudden presence of large mercenary organizations that command hundreds of super-human girls?[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182620]
**The latter. And most of the world are paid to shut up or get mindwiped. Plus the girls move very covertly, never in large groups. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/#p21182776]

===Thread 62===
*The part about oriko confuses me. When she bitchslapped Chiaki and when she was mentiond in Kirikas Dossier it wasnt mentioned that she was a Meguca. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402535]
**You're right, she isn't! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/#p21402591]

===Thread 72===
*What's Madoka's power level right now? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025626]
**Nearly maximum! She's pretty powerful. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/#p22025676]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

===Thread 77===
*does kharn love souji more than she loves violence
*or betrayal
*or skulls
*ok maybe not that last part but the first two?
*This is probably important. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524011]
**Kharn loves a good fight just as much as Souji! She's a monster, but she's still a woman, so maybe a little reminding is in order! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/#p22524033]

===Thread 79b===
*Is Tiny Pete outclassed by golden weapon users? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913717]
**Tiny Pete is really strong! Even being a Golden Weapon user can't protect you from ten tons of pure awesome! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/#p22913734]

==Questions from Ask.fm==
*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*Which 2 girls would pilot Gurren Lagann?
**Yuma and Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126873105588]

*Which 2 MGNQ girls would Pilot the Gunbuster?
**Chiaki and Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126858334900]

*Does Chiaki have a Louisville Slugger?
**She's the MC of ten thousand timelines! What do you think??? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126830564020]

*Who has the bigger bust? Kharn or Mami?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126752103604]

*On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being talc and 10 being diamond, how hard is Sayaka's butt, in both the literal and metaphorical senses?
**I wouldn't say they're hard, they're just pleasantly firm and sculpted. They're not all that big though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126731357620]

*Is this timeline's Homura Akemi contracted yet?
**Yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126664971444]

*How many of your characters have tattoos?
**The Karasawa sisters, save for Noriko, have huge Yakuza dragon tattoos on their back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126698288820]

*The cake is very smoky. Is the cake Chiaki?
**"...No. Fuck off with your cake bullshit. Where's my pancakes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126680160948]

*Is Kyouko's pocky actually coated in LSD?
**No, she just likes sweet things, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126675842996]

*What is Chiaki's magical realm like?
**A land of pancakes and whisky and butts as soft as pancakes she rest her head on and sleep. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126603819956]

*Are your girls more luxurious bath girls? Or utilitarian showers?
**Mami and Nero takes long baths with the rose petals and suds in them.
**Sayaka and Kyoko take showers, but the former isn't averse to a long hot soak herself.
**Chiaki gets the HOSE [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126484750772]

*What importance Malals blood have? Madaraki wanted it bad, but the power of a magical girl comes from her wish and soul, making the blood "normal". What's the trick?
**Genetic cloning, anon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361667252]

*Did Kirika give Sayaka lessons on how to be a huge bitch, or did she learn by watching? Sayaka truly became a hardline no-nonsense bitch after she got the full Eversor rank (top of her class with record-breaking marks and achievements).
**Like I revealed in Sayaka Quest, she had a really weak and bullied personality growing up - it took Kaneda a long time to get her out of her shell and start standing up for herself. She realized slowly and painfully that she's not going to get anywhere simply being passive and fearful - so she took all that frustration and anger from being bullied all the time and turned it into a self-sustaining drive of motivation. Unfortunately that ticks over to being a bitch, but Kyoko has done a lot to help her dial it back a bit when it's not needed as much. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126361139892]

*Decu, just out of curiosity: who is the husband of the Warmaster of the 6th Officio? It is Big Boss, like some anons think? And continuing, who are their childs? Are they Solid and Liquid Snake, or are totally unrelated in MGNQ? To remind you, you have stated that Solid is alive, but Otacon is not
**It's Big Boss, yes. He's a fit, grizzled veteran that used to lead a really killer PMC that is still competing with Magical Girls. His last target was Leman Russ, but unfortunately love bloomed on the battlefield, which resulted in sextuplets and Big Boss having a bum lower back that gets achy in the cold weather. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126342265268]

*So if Chiaki Matsuda isn't this timeline's Homura, why do the fragments act like she is?
**Because she's the anomaly. She's the Nameless One. She's the one outside of the chain of failures, and the one who can bring all this to a crashing halt. At the same time they don't really know if she's going to turn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126328446132]

*Is Chiaki a chubby chaser?
**She just likes cuddly girls, but I think it's how she imprinted a lot on Mami that's influencing her choices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126327310772]

*Chaika, magical girl? Vindicare sniper?
**Sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126307631796]

*How much personal monetary funds does chiaki have?
**Quite a small fortune! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126302454964]

*Of all the MGs you have shown us, who is (or has been) the most promiscuous of them all?
**That always goes to Kharn. She's had conquests in every Officio. Her marriage to a normie is still being lamented all throughout all twenty, including the First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126163024820]

*You have stated here that the Homura of this timeline has prophetic dreams like Malal, and knows about what´s happening. Will we meet her?
**On the battlefield. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126061221300]

*Did Yuma get to see her turtle before she bit the dust, or has she still not seen him since she gave him to Kyouko after wallmart night?
**She did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125953380532]

*"If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this." Was the role of Incubators/Officios partly inspired by Shadowrun's Dragons/Corps or do they just share similarities?
**I think a little bit of both, honestly, although they're more like Weyland-Yutani now [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125929033396]

*Does Chiaki still have wings in her untransformed state?
**Nope, they go away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124817619380]

*What does Kyouko think of Amber?
**Suspicious! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125677398708]

*How does Mami train?
**Jogging, yoga, pilates. She tried to ask Sayaka for help but she got too scared of all the weight training Sayaka was pushing her to do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125801183924]

*How does Kyoko not know how many girls Sayaka has cheated on her with? Is she a cuck?
**There's a thing called Trust, anon!!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240717748]

*>There's a thing called Trust. // And apparently Sayaka tap-dances all over that.
** Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126252339892]

*>Sometimes, Sayaka's own heroic tendencies get the best of her. //// Is this some kind of 'oh fair knight, please accept my gratitude' deal in her case?‎
**No, it's more like she sees broken people and tries to heal them. Sometimes things happen at the spur of the moment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126264731316]

*How many bottles of the 13ths patented Funtime Futa Formula™ Does Mami have? What about Kharn?
**Kharn used to be Nakajima's best customer. Mami has her own subscription. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234386868]

*>Mami has her own subscription // Has she ever shared her stash with other girls that may have need of the Futa Formula?
**Most likely, especially when she sees they need it after a long and stressful mission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126235322036]

*Now that she's hitched, I assume the casual flings are over for poor Kharn? Or does she just invite them home for husbando threeways...?
**She wants to live like a decent mother now. Her past is behind her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126217736884]

*How fluent is Midori in English? Could she hold a conversation with someone in English?
**Midori has that cute accent Japanese girls have, but I think she can hold her own in a conversation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126234461108]

*A question for the red and blue couple, what was fully stressed out from work girl A like?
**"She just stands there and cries a lot. Like a fucking kid. Kyoko had to take her out for ice cream just to get her to stop."
**"It was kinda cute, and kinda sad in a way, ya know? She kept cryin' for Mami, hahaha." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125443207604]

*Who would win in a solid one on one fair fight, Chiaki or Sayaka? (Standard armaments only, no golden weapons)
**Neither. For them both it's mutually-assured destruction. Chiaki will take herself out along with Sayaka if that's what it takes, and Sayaka is a killing machine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125050017204]

*Is Kyouko dreaming of food, Sayaka, or fire [in the aftermath of the end of the Prophet Arc]?
**In her mind right now, she's in the middle of a big party with Sayaka, Yuma, and her best friend Murderface! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125332675252]

*Did any of the Officio see the cape-clad Chiaki being escorted to the Silent Room by Sayaka [at the end of the Prophet Arc]? Have any rumors started up because of it?
**Just scandalous ones of the Warmaster and the Equerry having an illicit, torrid affair! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125187529652]

*At the end of her life, did Yuma think it was all worth it?
**At the very end, Yuma's last thought was that she never got to hold Haruka's hand with her own. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125143435188]

*Did Yuma at least master eating and drinking with her helmet on like Malal did before she died?
**Nope, she always clogged up the mouth grills with food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125138642612]

*Has Midori ever been scouted to do modeling? Yes! Adult body with that lolita face?
**Of course she was too shy to take it up, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125031313076]

*Besides Chiaki, who has Midori fugged?
**She had a boyfriend before Chiaki, I believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125029706932]

*What do you mentally imagine Sayaka's voice to be like in quest these days? Still higher and squeaky like the show? Or lower and growly?‎
**Take her original voice and lower it just by a couple of notches, then add cold justice and a tendency to growl while saying FUCK with a whole lot of relish. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125015322804]

*What people have Sayaka and Kyoko bedded other than each other? Kyoko has always been loyal, although she does have a thing for Oriko.
**Sayaka, well, she's had a few before Kyoko (and possibly during). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125022092212]

*Has Mami ever tried doing soulgem stuff?
**I would say she knows all about Soulgem stuff [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124967024820]

*Which Vindicare is the best at being innawoods [!?]
**Chiaki. Deprive her of her cigarettes, pancakes and whisky and she goes into SURVIVOR mode just to get back. She'll do the whole Arnold Schwarzenegger thing in Predator where you eat tree bark and slather yourself in mud to drop down and kill people dead with her combat blade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124899125940]

*Question for girl A! What shape would a pancake sculpture you commissioned look like?
**"...Mami." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124720676788]

*Will Sayaka ever reach a level where she can access her first knight abilities without it taking over?
**Yep! That's only after she gets the huge stick out of her ass though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124789813172]

*Is there a Honsou in MGNQ yet? If not can I make one?
**I think Honsou is already in, but I'm not sure! Let me get back to you on that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124758149044]

*First Knight Sayaka sounded really hardcore. Just how chuuni did Madoka get with the whole Blessed Lady getup?
**First Knight Sayaka is basically 40K Sigismund, so yeah, hahaha! And super chuuni, but it's the symbolism that's important when you're dealing with divinity! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124756677812]

*What all characters in MGNQ actually have dark skin that's not due to a good tan? There was Kilgore, Yuu, and Maria (from my stuff [shameless plug is shameless]). Are there any more I'm missing?‎
**Cavefish has dark skin, and I think one of Udonge's writeup characters have that, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124619926196]

*Have we yet met poorfag-chan in MGNQ? Is she even a character in it? If not, why?‎
**She's in the Ninth, working as a well-paid Venenum in the sick bay! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124616764596]

*I can't help but think that Kharn going full-waifu is anything but utterly terrifying to anyone who knew her as a warmaster.
**Wait until all of them get invited to the wedding! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124572130996]

*What is Souji and Misaka's last name?
**Rokossovsky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124549040564]

*So is he Souji Valnikov or is she Kharn Rokossovsky? Or is it Valnikov-Rokossovsky?
**Kharn fully accepts her role as the wife in this arrangement, so she has taken Souji's surname! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124557969588]

*Do your characters ever get into heated arguments about stupid things on the internet?
**Sure! Sayaka's secret hobby is to be a horrible troll on bodybuilding forums (but gives really good advice after she has her fun). Souji argues about KerfluffleMallet40K online, Kuma is a proud member of the GGIDF, Noriko talks a lot of shit about the most popular idols of today and NECO trolls everyone [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124490043316]

*Would Chiaki and Midori rather have a little puppy or a little kid running around the house?
**As long as it can be taught to make Daddy's pancakes or fetch Daddy her whisky, I don't think Chiaki would mind! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124474832820]

*Is Midori Chiakis prom queen?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124351603636]

*How fast would Sayaka and Chiaki be at eachother's throats if they both in-explicitly lost their interpersonal memories for no reason?
**Faster than Mami can stop them. Sayaka would immediately go for the kill, just like Chiaki would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124307412148]

*Is it still possible to save Oriko? And if we do, is it possible we could add her to our magical harem? [Edit: This question was asked prior to the end of the Prophet Arc]
**Yes, it's still possible to save Oriko but anon PLS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124310700724]

*We all know Yuu is the best puncherererer in the MGNQ world, but who has the best kicks?
**Kumatora. Her Kumatora Kick is unrivalled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124032087220]

*Have Kyouko or Sayaka read the Vampire Waifu comic? Have they ever dressed like Snax and Bikky?
**Yes they have. Kyoko still has the big bat mascot Bwehnator costume, it's a hit with kids and the younger Magical Girls [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240736180]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Seeing as the Maerorus we've seen in Varrigan seem to like Strauss, what does Kharn think of her?
**Strauss is one of Kharn's berserk triggers. The moment she even smells Strauss' foul soul-stink is the moment she goes full Khornate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124030640308]

*What do your characters smell like? What shampoo do they use?
**Warmaster Kharn usually smelled faintly of kerosene, and used citrus-scented shampoo. Now she smells mostly of apples.
**Midori smells of kiwi from her kiwi-scented shampoo. Sometimes, she smells of printer ink.
**Chiaki smells like alcohol and cigarettes. Sometimes, she smells of all the baths she didn't take. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121873320884]

*Why do Incubators love money so much?
**If you really want to take advantage of a world without it rising up to revolt against you, then you do it by gathering resources, rather than by force. The Incubators know this. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122119414196]

*Chiaki confirmed for best ass, Mami best bewbs, and Midori best thighs in quest. Who's got best stomach?‎
**If you mean abs then the best one goes to Sayaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123648308404]

*People always ask about lewds and lewd characters. Instead, which of your characters is the LEAST lewd?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123424891828]

*What are your characters' theme songs?
**Kyoko = Hatredkopter
**Chiaki = Blood Ocean
**Sayaka = Murmaider
**Chiaki (Warmaster Blues) = Briefcase Full Of Guts
**Iori = Symmetry
**Mami = Fansong
**Chiaki (Murderface) = Black Fire Upon Us
**Sayaka (Fish Mode) = Murmaider II: I am The Water God
**Pinky = Snakes and Barrels Reunion Track [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123341301172]

*Which game genre is Rea's favorite?
**According to Hayate, Rea enjoys competitive games, such as fighting and FPS/TPS, and she's particularly choosy about the latter! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/123026895028]

*How angry would Chiaki be if she discovered that someone swapped her Mami-pancakes with french toast?
**Pretty angry. You're dealing with an addict here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122758588084]

*Does Rea have any family?
**Yes! She has a sister in the Sixth. Current reigning InterOfficio Videogames Champion. Rea is the top contender to take the belt from her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122978258868]

*Just how much do you exaggerate when talking about how strong Eversors are? They sound way stronger than any other rank from what you say on ask.fm.
**Hahaha! Well, maybe a little bit, but Eversors are pretty tough. That's why most of any Officios are Eversors. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122718684084]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*"Barbara Falk, augmented meguca of the IV Officio, answering to the Warsmith" http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barban_Falk icwatudidthar
**That is all TwiceBorn! Please give him the credit, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122338896820]

*Kharn! What's the biggest difference in pleasing men and pleasing women?
**"No big difference, tongue is usually enough, hahaha. After just a few minutes they are already too tired to fight back." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120942436788]

*Why do the incubators bother with the whole mercenary business? Isn't their main goal to collect grief? They don't get anything if the girl just dies instead of witching out.
**The Incubators discovered modern business management and declared it as inherently superior to their counter-intuitive recruitment policies. This discovery enabled a paradigm shift and enacted a series of positive forward-thinking policy changes that focused on increasing recruitment numbers and leveraging key competencies to ensure an up-trend of revenue accumulation, resource appropriation and operations establishment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121601437876]

*Alright, I was with you for a sentence before things kicked into MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS. Please tell me the Incubators at least know that jargon is inferior to talking normally. And which Incubator is the most MAXIMUM BUZZWORD OVERBUSINESS?
**It's a tie between the Third and the Thirteenth, although the latter is more along science technobabble. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122117921716]

*Out of curiosity, what would the Transcendent One's pre-battle quotes be for your characters?
**"HAHAHAHAHA!"
**"Chiaki Matsuda! Welcome...to DIE!"
**"You've got temerity to challenge a god. No, a devil."
**"Prepare to face the all-encompassing might of love."
**"ETERNITY AWAITS!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121905482676]

*How much of a health nut are your characters? Do they eat their veggies? Take a multivitamin? Avoid gluten?‎
**Sayaka is the biggest health nut. She always eats clean unless it's a special occasion. She also drinks preworkout like it's water. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121871434676]

*Things that can be found in Chiaki's armory.
**An inordinate amount of grenades [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121706631348]

*Kharn! What are some baby names you and Souji have come up with for the kids?
**"Hahaha! Ah, Mordecai and Gertrude! Mork and Gork for short! They are fun names, yes?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121492226740]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Has Kyouko ever considered getting a Baleful Eye from the Fourth?
**Lots of times! Actually I think she's still trying to convince Sayaka it's a good idea. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121391025588]

*Would Chiaki sit through a whole Chick flick if Midori wanted to watch one or would she fall asleep halfway through?
**The latter, if she can't smoke while watching. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344726708]

*Why is Enishi so fat?
*Because she eats a lot! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121338216628]

*Was Sayaka's wish still to heal Kamijou in MGNQ? Or did she want something else?
**She still wished to heal Kamijou, but worded a bit differently. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121048281780]

*Does Chiaki have any talent for Archery? Actually, are there any Bow or Crossbow/Arbalest foscused Vindicares running about or are they considered dated?
**She does, actually! It just hasn't come up yet, but Chiaki's character sheet lists her as a very competent archer. And yes, there are those kinds of Vindicares running about! Dildoes was literally Hommando at her prime, she had the explosive-tipped arrows and everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121084754612]

*If someone earnestly confessed their love to Malal how would she react?
**"Ptchhh. Nothing personnel, kid." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120980483764]

*Malal, how do you type on your tablet with your Hardsuit Gloves on?
**"Static-conductive pads on the fingertip pads. Anon do I have to point everything out myself?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120814307252]

*Do your MGNQ characters have a battlecry? Something they yell before they throw themselves into the thick of things?
**Chiaki's pretty silent whenever she goes into things, although you'll probably hear her swear or curse or grumble from time to time.
**Sayaka introduces herself, her rank and her Officio in a clear, crisp voice, before telling the enemy to prepare themselves for her attack.
**Kyoko usually laughs and, while grinning widely, says something akin to 'SHOW ME A GOOD TIME, _____ !'
**Malal used to troll the Magical Girls trying to kill her by filling their heads with lewd stuff. It usually works to stun them long enough for her to brain them with her crowbar. Towards the end of her career she switched to showing them visions of their death. It rarely worked.
**Mami goes into battle in absolute, unflinching silence.
**And we all know what Kharn's battlecry is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120924107956]

*How can Braids be the lewdest if she's an innocent virgin?!
*Unless... The most pure is in fact Murderface [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120816322484]

*Reading through Thread 1 for Mami lines and I noticed something. Mami didn't have Chiakis phone number. Why would she not have it? I mean, it'd be odd if that phone just appeared out of no where... Unless you just winged it. :V
**Chiaki often breaks her phones and replaces the SIM card. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120807458996]

*Was Dildos getting off to watching Chiaki and Midori in the bathroom or was she just fucking around with Chiaki?‎
**Both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120753315508]

*What are your characters' boss subtitles (like "Laughing Genocide", etc.)? Hard mode : Do serious ones.
**Kharn: The Betrayer,
**Kyoko: The Blood Knight, The Death That Comes With Laughter
**Sayaka: The First Knight, Kirika's Prodigy, Blueberry, Slaughtermelon
**Pinky: The Blessed Lady, The Devourer, The Unmaker, The Goddess of Angels, She Who Thirsts
**Chiaki: The Butcher, Murderface, The Shieldmaiden, The Fallen Angel [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120551791028]

*Do any of your characters pose in from of the bathroom mirror naked?
**Sayaka secretly does.
**Kyoko makes heroic poses.
**Kharn does it every chance she can.
**Chiaki only checks the mirrors after she's put her clothes back on. She thinks her scars are horrifying. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120532309172]

*Regarding regenerating limbs and such; does using a Golden Weapon increase the chance of not being able to regenerate? Also, did Kyoko lose her eye to Kirika's claws or the katana?
**Yes, Golden Weapons have that kind of ability where they can cause permanent wounds that just won't regenerate. Kyoko lost her eye to a magic-enhanced katana, but it wasn't the golden katana itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119941273780]

*Has Pinky ever shipped anyone (besides herself x homura)?
**The Blessed Lady loves everyone! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119805562036

*What did NECO dress as for Halloween?
**As a respectable journalist. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120454384564]

*Is Skulltaker or Gorefather and Gorechild considered Kharn's iconic weapon?
**Skulltaker is more iconic, but after she got the chainaxes they became her signature, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120317164212]

*How do Kyouko and Sayaka celebrate their MAXIMUM HALLOWEEN?
**With Halloween sex in costumes
**I don't have to draw a picture do I [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120268802996]

*What Halloween costume would Misaka, Yuu and Rea go trick-or-treating in?
**Misaka as a cardboard box Tiny Pete, Yuu as a walking mushroom, and Rea as Bonta-kun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/120195737268]

*How long will it take Kharn's children to kill a bear bare handed? (Honest question, bear pun not intended.)
**Probably after they learn how to walk? Hahaha! No, probably around 10, 11 years old. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119919881396]

*So... BRS = Kumatora, BGS = Kharn, and STR = Yuu. Where the heck is Dead Master hiding?‎
**The First! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118983758772]

*+ HOW. MANY. MURDERFACE. POINTS. DID. WE. LOSE. FOR. FORGIVING. THAT. BARBECULEXUS? +
**All the points! All the points.
**(No, even if she's a broken psychopath Murderface kind of understands Yuma now.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119856924084

*How many times has Kyouko set Sayaka on fire?
**Enough times for them to fall in love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119868308916]

*Were the Culexus suits being Biker Themed just Malal's taste or is there a practical reason to it?
**"Do you think I'm twelve? Look, alright, I know it's cool and badass but there's a reason it looks like a hardcore biker outfit. The combination of leather, padding and studs offer the highest amount of both protection and flexibility that a Culexus needs in her day-to-day. The magnetic hardpoints at the back and wrists and legs, along with the multitude of pockets all over, allow for a maximum amount of on-suit storage for tools and equipment without having to rely on your inventory. The helmet, again, not only gives the Culexus protection against projectiles and bladed weapons - or blunt force trauma in case you're up against someone stupid - but also grants them an up-to-date HUD display with visual filters ranging from night vision to infrared and echolocation. Add everything up and you've got a Culexus who won't die on the first day of field duty, much less turn to ash if she suddenly panics and loses focus."
**"...Well, what about the skull designs--"
**"I JUST THINK IT'S COOL OKAY?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119900208820]

*Kyouko and the Red Culexus are in a competition to set the most people on fire within an hour. Who wins?
**Always Bet On Kyoko(TM) [http://ask.fm/Deculture]

*Is there a proper magic using Maerorus, or are they all just rip and tear?
**Yep! There are Vindicare Maerorus and Callidus Maerorus, too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119830955188]

*Would it hurt more to get punched by a fired up (though maybe not Golden Weapon equipped) Yuu? Or by Tiny Pete?‎
**I would give it to Tiny Pete's punch. Without the Golden Weapon, Yuu can punch just as hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119639080372]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would they really enjoy getting for their birthday? What sort of gifts would make them go, "OH MY GOD YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE" (or the equivalent)?
**Kharn: A pack of cute young blondes.
**Chiaki: An antique shotgun.
**Sayaka: Cute underwear.
**Kyoko: Food. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119223983796]

*Aside from Chiaki's time stop and visiting people in their dreams, how else can Pinky make her presence known/interact with others?
**She can appear in people's hallucinations and also in barriers. She also pokes her head into the visions of prognasticators, especially when they're trying to find stuff about Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119436710324]

*What are the names of the girls in Heartcatch Squad?
**They retain their original names, with the exception of Bobcut. Her real name is Ecstasy Darks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396267444]

*Can Tiny Pete beatbox?
**No, but he can dubstep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396260020]

*Does Pinky like sweets and pastries?
**She does have a sweet tooth, like a lot of magical girls! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396210612]

*In the 9th Officio, whose the best at five finger filet?
**Murderface. She learned about it from Wendy, and turned out to be startlingly good at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119373504180]

*Wait, so, I just want to make sure I have this down -- Kyosuke is Krauser, the head of Krauser's security, and a badass mercenary, all at the same time? How the hell does he juggle all that?
**Time management! There's an awful lot you can do when you manage your time correctly. Also sleeping for only three to four hours every day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119188718772]

*Did Kyousuke and Kyouko meet independently of Sayaka? It's surprising how well they seem to get along.
**They met as mutual friends through Sayaka, but Kyouko didn't really know just how deep Sayaka and Kyouko's former relationship was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349897652]

*I'm willing to hand wave the whole mercenary with secret identity as rockstar thingy, but one would think it would be really hard to be your own bodyguard, unless you can clone yourself or something. Incidentally, does Kyousuke have any hobbies?
**He practices his violin in secret when he thinks people aren't looking (or listening). He also likes to collect rocks. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119349882548]

*Does Kyousuke ever insist to Sayaka that they're -minerals-?‎ T
**He gave them names, and was secretly hurt when she called them 'rocks'. He even had a moon rock specimen that she accidentally threw out when she was cleaning up his apartment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119353303476]

*Kharn and I vs you and Ahriman for the Holy MadoPantsu! How devastating of a fight is it and who'd come out on top? Also, what's the battle music? I vote for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1usVKAEdJlk‎
**I'm pretty much fucked! Kharn is pretty resistant to the kind of magic Ahriman does. Also the battle music would probably be something really epic and hardcore, something from Bolt Thrower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119099984820]

*For your MGNQ characters: what would each of them say is the most important characteristic for a magical girl to have?
**Kharn: "A good arm, a strong stomach, and being able to commit to anything she decides upon doing."
**Sayaka: "Discipline."
**Kyoko: "Being able to roll with the punches as they come!"
**Mami: "Obedience."
**Malal: "Common sense."
**Chiaki: "Ammunition." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119145784756]

*How does Mami deal with her non-Chiaki fans? Clearly, she can't cook them ALL pancakes! ...can she...?‎
**It depends on what they need at the time. A loving hug, or a stern talking to, or even a pat on the head. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845743028]

*We all like Midori a bit squishy, but if she were to go to the gym regularly, what would she try working on the most?
**I would say she'd cardio a heck of a lot, just to get some endurance and lose a few pounds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119090150580]

*One of your characters has turned evil! Who is it, and what happens?
**The great thing about Chiaki or Kharn is that they can be evil and still behave the same way. Their main objectives would just be different.
**Evil Kyoko, though. That would be something to see. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119064796596]

*What conditions are your characters at their best under? Like, when are they really in their element, or what makes their victory almost assured? What should their enemies never, ever do if they want to beat that character?
**Chiaki is at home in running gunfights/sniper battles/anything that involves guns. Don't try to outgun her because she does have dakka.
**Don't challenge Kharn into a duel, don't charge her head on, don't try to overwhelm her with force. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119055049140]

*What kind of lighter does Chiaki use? It's not a cheap one I would gather from that one inventory picture?
**She uses a zippo. I haven't been able to go into it, but she stole it from a high profile target she killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118864268724]

*Tell us more about Kumachan!
**She has an older brother named Takatora who works as head of security. Very capable, but also very stiff and somewhat too formal. Kumatora also used to be very undisciplined and spoiled until Chiaki came along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118845662900]

*Each of your characters has their own personal fanclub (Full Otaku, full Meguca, or a mix, doesn't matter), and the members of said fanclub have surrounded your characters, asking for autographs and other things. How do your characters react to being surrounded by fans, and how do they escape?
**Chiaki: Sullenly stays silent and glares at everyone, before she gets nudged by Mami to just take one for the team. Keeps signing until she gets annoyed and puts out a cigarette in someone's face.
**Kharn: You are all very wonderful people! But really annoying, so please go away! (She hits on the cute blondes though)
**Kyoko: Pretty much a sucker for this kind of thing, she'll sign stuff forever and pose for pictures. Free hugs too, until Sayaka drags her away.
**Sayaka: Dutifully tries to sign everything until one fan gets too grabby and sets her off. Gets dragged away by Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118837537716]

*What sort of figures do your characters have?
**I'm not so sure, but hypothetically:
**Chiaki: Gundam kits, probably, the small HGUC ones. She'd put them together in her office as a sort of therapeutic thing, like cleaning guns. Snipping each part off a sprue, checking the instructions regularly, and then carefully sanding off the flash. She'd keep each one in a locked drawer in her desk.
**Malal: Godzilla/kaijuu vinyls, I think she's one of those kids who absolutely loved the idea of huge monsters wrecking cities but ultimately are good guys. Probably gets a bit snobbish about the hobby too, and will beat up anyone who says they're just rubbery chew toys for dogs. Absolutely gets finicky with tags.
**Kharn: Schleich dog statuettes/figurines. Animals hate Kharn, and dogs just go berserk when she's around, but she really wants one. She probably collects the small figurines (1:18 scale) and has names for every one of them.
**Kumatora: Gimmick Kamen Rider figures, because she likes how simple and affordable they are yet they show off what's 'cool' and special about the hero of the season. She also probably collects the DX Sentai mechs even if they're just bricks.
**Vintage: SOUL OF CHOGOKIN BECAUSE THE MOST EXPENSIVE IS THE BEST [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118796554164]

*What would your girls of done with their lives if they didn't become Megucas?
**Kharn would've been a librarian, she'd never have gotten out of her shell. Tall and clumsy and stuttering.
**Malal would've remained a street tough, always squatting in front of convenience stores and smoking half-finished cigarettes.
**Chiaki would be dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118785411764]

*Hah, a DBZ power level question that might actually be fair!
**Kyoko or Goku, eating contest.‎ Artemi It would be a close tie until Goku beats Kyoko in the dessert section. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118739846324]

*Who can out-eat Kyoko?
**No one. Not even Gavrill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118731980980]

*Malal was already a Culexus for 5 or so years before she died in Yumaquest, right? If she hadn't did and no meguca killed her, how long would she of lasted until she burnt out like other Culexus? Or did her suit fully prevent her from burning out?
**She was living on borrowed time! I would say she probably would have lasted another year or so without Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118599599540]

*Tell me about Malal! Why does she wear the mask?
**Because it looks cool, and because she wanted people to take her word based on her reputation, not as some avatar of the Blessed Lady. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118532729780]

*Has there been a Meguca Armstrong yet? A magical girl who wants to do away with the Officios that allow weak girls to survive, so that the strongest can thrive?
**Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118482462388]

*Does Magical Girl Ilya exists in the system as a member of an Officio? Which one?
**Tenth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118383680180]

*Tell me abour Red Culexus, why does she wear the helmet?‎
**Because she's a Culexus???? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118373046452]

*Would the Armoured Fragment's roar sound like Gojira?
**Skreeeonk? Sure! Overlapping with a tiger roar that palpates your guts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118267801780]

*What would some of your characters' notable cutscenes / bits of banter from the MGNQ fighting game be?
**[Pre-Fight]
**Chiaki: ...Let's get this over with.
**Murderface:{silently glaring, before spitting out a cigarette butt}
**Dildoes: {hairflip} Attack from any angle you wish. The outcome has been decided long before you decided to engage in this foolishness.
**Braids: I'll...I'm not going to let you push me around!
**Armored Fragment: {silently glaring, before smashing a fist into the ground and then roaring}
**Sayaka: Miki Sayaka, Eversor, Rank Leader of the Ninth. Prepare to defend yourself.
**Kyoko: Sakura Kyoko, Eversor...defend...bah, I don't care! Let's get MAXIMUM!
**Kharn: {cackling, Skulltaker revving intensifies}
**Malal: ...Mission Start.
**Mami: It's regrettable that it's come to this, but you leave me no choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118235444660]

*Is it even possible to tie Kharn up?
**Yes, but it's generally difficult. She has bad memories about being tied up, and if anything, she's the one who likes trussing people up and having her way with them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118210581428]

*Takane may be able to scream death metal but can she sing the DK rap from heart?
**She's a very multi-faceted idol [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118227301556]

*What was Sayaka's first ittou ryoudan like?
**Kirika sent Sayaka - fresh out of newbie training - in a retirement mission against a particularly dangerous Eversor, who'd completely batshit insane and started killing people in a department store. Sayaka had to watch this particular person cut through kids and old people alike, laughing all the while.
**Half-dead, completely angry and spitting out chunks of her own perforated heart, Sayaka cut the Eversor in half with one iaijutsu draw. The cut was powerful enough that it cut through the department store itself as well as the buildings adjacent to it. Sayaka was confined to a silent room on unpaid leave for two months immediately after that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118187215540]

*Which kind of syrup does Murderface-san prefer on her pancakes, and how much butter does she have on them?
**The real kind of syrup. And she always uses one square of butter for a pile. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118177475764]

*Which of your girls gives the best hugs?
**Kyoko gives the best hugs, she really goes all-out in making you feel that she's really happy to see you. Let her and she'll hang on to you the entire time, one arm around your shoulders. Kharn is also great, but in that kinda dangerous way.
**Worst huggers ever: Sayaka and Chiaki. Sayaka's all hard spots and teeth-gritting hard slaps on the back, while Chiaki is limp as a noodle and smells very strongly of tobacco. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118140252340]

*A question for Miss Vintage! What do you think of Malal? "A very capable and hardworking Magical Girl, if a bit unconventional." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118095487156]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Kumatora: Sloth <-- ... Really? How so?
**It was more to complete the list, but Kumatora in her old days was one of those talented people that could really be great, but at the same time just rested on her laurels and did the minimum. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118082887604]

*What class was Ahriman?
**Vindicare. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118090548148]

*What are your characters' biggest flaws?
**Chiaki cares too much.
**Kharn cares too little.
**Pinky is insane in the membrane.
**Kyoko's impulsive, Sayaka's aggressive, Midori can be repulsive, Noriko is reclusive. Vintage has too many pets [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118000672692]

*Question for miss Malal! how is meguca heaven doing for you?
**"There's shit-all to do except sit my ass on a fucking cloud and worry." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117451932340]

*Have there ever been magical girls that just run off and do their own thing without being hunted down? Like, they just hunt witches and try to live without Officio beuacracy?
**Yes, but they get hunted down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116746708404]

*Which one of your characters is most likely to frost a cake with her butt?
**Nero. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118002281396]

*Which of the seven deadly sins do your characters represent most strongly?
**Kharn: Lust
**Sayaka: Wrath
**Kyoko: Gluttony
**Mami: Envy
**Midori: Greed
**Chiaki: Pride
**Kumatora: Sloth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118067887284]

*When Kharn lost her job, did she start wearing Ex Officio underwear?‎
**Well, she did start wearing the 'normal' kind of underwear. Which is, to actually wear some [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943390900]

*If the MGNQ crew got bored and decided to write their own quest, what would it be about?
**Midori would do Miracle Midori Quest, I...I guess? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117578547892]

*How big are midori's midoris and mami's mammies?
**Enormous. Colossal. HUGE. (Seriously they're big and nice and warm and soft, but nothing that'll break their backs or something). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820655028]

*Kyuubey has killed other incubators?
**He's the insane one, isn't he? Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117925660340]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Does Kyoko like spicy foods? Really spicy foods? Excruciatingly spicy foods?
**The spicier the better for her, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117821856948]

*Who had a costume change just from heartbreak?
**Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117778516404]

*Does Kyouko ever set regular people on fire, or is it just other megucas? And among them, is it anyone, or just friends?
**It's mostly just megucas. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117825143476]

*What is Kyouko's preferred method of setting people on fire?
**She starts with their hair. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117678521780]

*What upsets Kyoko? What makes her mad?
**Nothing riles up Kyoko more than people wasting food, people ignoring food, or adults hitting/hurting kids.
**Last one is her murder trigger. Even Sayaka had to hold her back one time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117820797108]

*What are some wild rumors flying around the officio after everyone's favorite Murderface stole away a green callidus and bought her the waifu special?
**1. The green one is the Warmaster's kept woman.
**2. Sayaka doesn't really sleep, she just works out. Forever.
**3. Kyoko's stomach is a bottomless inventory
**4. The Vindicare Rank Leader is super young for her rank, and she's really cute
**5. Murderface washes down bullets with her whiskey. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117640035764]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*Does Sayakaaaaaaa enjoy it when Kyoko drags her name out like that?
**Yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117550089140]

*How do the various Callidus trainees of the Ninth view Midori?
**"...Midori-sensei seems really nice, but she seems to be under so much stress lately..."
**"At least she doesn't lock herself in the girls' room whenever she overhears one of us talk about boyfriends."
**"Think she's an MM x MM fan? Her grading notebook's got a lot of sketches about it. She's really good, too, I wonder if she draws professionally..."
**"How does she WALK around with those things out and her jacket unzipped?!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117554886068]

*Describe a day with Sayaka.
**"Sayakaaaa when's breakfast?!"
**"On it! Here, don't eat too fast, that's still hot!"
**"Sayaka-san, here are the mission reports from yesterday's batch of assignments, for your grading."
**"Thanks, I'll get right on it."
**"Miss Sayaka, I was wondering if you could give me a few tips with my swordwork? I'm not sure if I got yesterday's lesson down..."
**"Alright, let me get this stuff done and I'll give you a refresher in Hall A. Get anyone who got confused yesterday in on it, too. But I'm only going to do this once, alright?"
**"Training again? What muscle group?"
**"Everything."
**"...Hey, I need--"
**"FUCK YOU MURDERFACE!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117546069172]

*Describe a day in Homu-satan's heaven/hell.
**"Mistress, Mistress, we have found the Nameless One."
**"Really? Well. That took long enough. What did you do about her, then?"
**"Well, we did the thing where we dance around her chanting some scary german phrase we found on the Internet, and then we made her think the Fifteenth killed her fat girlfriend."
**"...And?"
**"Pardon?"
**"...And what did you do then? I'm waiting for the bit when you say you and your little coterie took her apart."
**"What? Oh, no, no, no! That's not the way we work at all! See, we first open with the scary laughter, then the dancing around, THEN the wife-in-the-refrigerator bit. We're not that hands-on, and you did say you just wanted her found. If we're feeling up to it, we throw vegetables at her."
**"..."
**"If it's any consolation, she's really freaked out." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117544764084]

*Is Chiaki still able to shoot purple balls of magic at her opponent from her shield
**I've always thought that was a useless ability so no! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117476705716]

*Does Kyoko ever grate cheese with Sayaka's abs?
**That's a waste of cheese! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117521785524]

*which meguca gives the BEST massage?
**All the Karasawa sisters can massage really well, it was part of their childhood training. They say the Spymaster of the 20th is REALLY good with her hands too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117433211572]

*which of the megucas has the pickiest taste buds?
**Kharn, she doesn't eat anything she doesn't like the taste of. Girls included, even if they're blonde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117347026868]

*We've heard a lot about butts and boobs, but who has the best hips in all of MGNQ?
**Kharn, she has permanent zettai ryouiki. ...I guess Raleigh has it too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117339284404]

*Malal! Did you choose the thug lyfe or did the thug lyfe choose you?
*8"What do YOU think?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117346433716]

*did kharn ever called Malal mom at one point?
**"Yeah. She calls me a lot of names, but when she's really in a funk or just out of it, she calls me things I don't remind her about." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117343972020]

*Question for Miss Malal! Did it bother you that subconsciously you LIKE like Girl A? how did you cope with it?
**"...No? I wasn't attracted to her at all. It was more of a...look, it's more like finding a sick, dying puppy on the side of a road somewhere, and you've been having dreams since you were five that this puppy would grow up to rip the throat out of the fucking world. I picked up that puppy and cuddled it and nursed it back to health because it was the right thing to do. ...And I never really had time for relationships anyway." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117345626036]

*How do your characters react to being tied up?
**Not too well. Chiaki tenses up immediately and will try her best to get out of it any way she can. She knows that being restrained is just one hair away from being beaten. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117725463476]

*Why did Enishi attract so many fedoralords in the online dating thingy?
**She used a lot of loaded keywords, like 'knight in shining armor', 'princess', 'gentleman', 'sweep me off my feet', that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117695289268]

*Which meguca has the lewdest costume?
**Mordred [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117304176052]

*Are there any megucas that prefer boobs to butts, or, even more strangely, don't care about butts?
**Oh, there's plenty! Risa never cared for butts, she was more an ab maniac. Enyo doesn't give a shit about butts either - she loves legs, especially Raleigh's, and she adores flat-chested girls. Dahlia Marigold gets tickled pink with a certain Spiritial Liege's wrists and ankles, and the nape of Xiaomei's neck drives her wild. Kharn had a fascination for asses, but she was mainly a mouth freak - in the way that she loved making out with girls and loved shoving her long tongue down her throats and making them gag like they're giving oral to a guy.
**Enishi likes DICKS [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117267158708]

*>Enishi likes DICKS | But then how can we ship her with NECO?!
**She likes dicks because she's only seen one in porn, anon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117268080820]

*What are your characters biggest weaknesses? Their greatest strengths?
**Chiaki can be a bit too emotional and reliant on other people. I think she isn't yet equipped to handle her authority, or the fact that a lot of people depend on her. I also think she isn't yet prepared for just the burden she's about to carry, and it's all going to crash down on her. But this is where her greatest strength lies too, in my opinion - she'll know what to do and do it, period. Even if it hurts her, even if it kills her, even if she loses everything, she'll do it.
**Kharn's greatest weakness is that she's still the same scared girl she was before Varrigan and she knows it. Her greatest strength comes from knowing that and willingly burying it with the personality she has now, in order to become the apex predator she is. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116843401396]

*How did Kharn and Souji grow close enough to jump eachothers bones after a near-death experience before Chiaki showed up at their Siberian doorstep?
**They hated each other for a long time during Kharn's exile, but gradually got closer the more they worked together (being trapped with each other in a faulty elevator for an entire day kind of helped, too). Also, Siberia [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117249752500]

*Most annoying magical girl?
**I think hanging around Heather would become grating after a while? Probably a lot of the Magical Girls in MGNQ would be a bit irritating to hang around with, especially if you are a Magical Girl yourself. This probably extends to personalities like Amber, Nicole, maybe Chiaki too. I think Kyoko has a few habits of her own that can set some people off. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117104156852]

*which meguca can be the most surprisingly good story teller?
**Despite her really strong accent, Dahlia Marigold, former Warmaster of the Eighth, can capture the hearts of the rowdiest class of the rowdiest schoolchildren just by reading fairy tales. She reads them with all her heart and soul, and anyone listening will inevitably be mesmerized by it. Yes, sometimes her accent is thick enough to be indecipherable but when you have this classy Southern Belle lady do all the animal noises to 'Where's MAH Cow' is pretty damn endearing and hypnotizing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117246838708]

*a question for Mami, kyoko and sayaka, does chiaki unconsciously "homu" less now than back when she was Girl A?
**Mami: "I've...actually never heard that vocal tic of hers since she adopted her name."
**Kyoko: "Yeah, that kind of sucks, I thought it was pretty cute! Hahaha!"
**Sayaka: "It's just a dumb vocal tic, but I liked it better than her saying 'fuck' all the time like it's going out of fashion." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117209271988]

*You say that Homucifer can hurt Pinky, but not permanently without all the GWs. Is the opposite also true?
**If Pinky decides that its time for Homucifer to go down, can Pinky destroy Homucifer for good even without any GWs. Most likely not. Homusatan is a goddess in her own right, and it'll just be a really long and drawn-out stalemate that'll upset the game board as it is. Homusatan also doesn't want to hurt Pinky, she wants to use the Golden Weapons to bring her back into the world.
**Pinky also doesn't remember Homucifer. Madokami does, but not Pinky. Pinky fervently believes that it's Chiaki who's responsible for everything. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117167429556]

*are sayaka and kyoko being subjected to paperwork by mami too?
**Sayaka actually doesn't mind doing paperwork, and does her own fair share (she just says she doesn't because she doesn't want to be labeled a watch-wearing dildo). Kyoko on the other hand is horrible at it, and Mami's given up on her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117156563380]

*Question for the blue and red duo! So, heartcatch squad leader. Just, why?
**Sayaka: "Hanasaki is raw and inexperienced, but she's got the heart of a leader. I thought her leading her squad would draw that leader out of her. It can still work, probably, but the incident didn't help."
**Kyoko: "We could've put Darks in, sure, but when we offered her leadership she just shrugged and said no." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117100124084]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*What are some key factors that separates Chiaki's personality & methodology from series Homura? Ergo, What makes Chiaki Chiaki and not some dildos homu-rip off?
**I spent quite a bit of time thinking about this, and asked Wendy instead.
**Here's her answers. Names are withheld in order to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I'd say she's a lot more emotional and aggressive. She isn't a planner, she isn't careful, she's a doer and she prefers to run in guns blazing. She does share some of the flair for drama but it's obvious she's, as a whole, less practiced. Hm...
**[Redacted]: She's also a lot more reliant on others, for better or worse.
**[Redacted]: Whether she needs to be or not in the sense of doing her job, she seems to need that safety net for her to feel secure and at peace.
**[Redacted]: Methodology is tricky to discuss because we don't tend to see them fighting the same kinds of enemies.
**[Redacted]: I'd say Chiaki is less clever but more flexible, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117154253748]

*Question for Kyouko! So. Little "brother", huh.
**"W-well, ya know! It's like, for the longest time she was this noodly little runt who just followed Mami around, hahaha! We had to feed her an' everything because she was so quiet! And she was so temperamental, too! Just like a little brother would be! ...I always wanted to have one..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117032977844]

*If Homucifer went after Pinky, would Pinky actually be in danger?
**Yes, but like Chiaki she needs all the Golden Weapons to do any real, lasting damage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117131022260]

*How do people in the MGNQ world - such as other Officios - view Malal? Was she lost in the shadow of Kharn, or just regarded as "pretty competent" and not much more?
**To a lot of people she was in Kharn's shadow. To those who were really in the know (warmasters, their equerries, Culexuseseseses) she was pretty damn legendary in her own right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059607476]

*So how much of the fact that Incubators are all soft now is influenced by them being a Homu's torture slaves in previous timelines? Does she still control them in some way?
**They're not all soft, but there was indeed a committee decision to work with the girls rather than swindling them into the contract. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117142242740]

*is kharn watching the live feed of the ceremony?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117101299380]

*Besides Chiaki, who are the biggest screw-ups in the entire MGNQ universe?
**Everyone. Every Magical Girl in MGNQ is a huge screw-up in their own way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117103601844]

*What, exactly, was Malal's wish in her wordings?
**That's a spoiler, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059767988]

*Is Midori a scrub that draws Murder Mayumi without proper trigger discipline? If so, how much does this bother Chiaki?
**Loving someone means forgiving their tiny faults and then saving them up for embarassing stories to tell your kids someday [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117016267188]

*has a cat tried to scratch kharn or chiaki's laser dot pupils yet?
**All cats shriek and claw in Kharn's presence, so maybe. Chiaki, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013458612]

*no but seriously how good is chiaki's eyesight w/o glasses?
**I would say that it's actually pretty good for a Vindicare? Just a bit of shortsightedness. She wears the glasses more because it helps her mood and focus, and it's from Mami. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117013353396]

*Do Kyoukos set potential mates on fire as part of an ancient mating ritual?
**Possibly! But they probably just like how the victim panics and flails around like a headless chicken. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990826932]

*When will Kyoko set Sayaka on fire?
**Probably never! That's only for best friends, bros, and people she doesn't like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116990779060]

*Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the best at basketball?
**Dildoes. She can dunk over anyone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116986494900]

*Has Kharn ever taught Girl A cool dance moves?
**The garotte dance, where you sneak up on someone, garotte them and then dance a violent jig so you break your victim's neck as they're being choked out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116981222068]

*Has Kharn ever thought Murderface/Girl A some cool moves?
**Plenty! Kharn's taught her a lot of dirty tricks, including using her Shield as a weapon. You can also blame the kneecap thing on Kharn for encouraging it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969710260]

*In the MGNQ cast who understands what Love really means?
**Homusatan. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969651892]

*Has any of the main cast earned a college degree or earned certifications or the like?
**I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree, and Mami already has a few in Business Administration and Management. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116867190708]

*"I believe Sayaka is working on being a veterinarian degree" <-- ... Is Kyouko really that much of an animal?
**No, Sayaka just wants a fallback in case she decides to give up the trade. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969616308]

*Has Malal ever snap at Girl A for being all the things happening her fault, even for a brief second?
**Yes. But she never does it to her face - she just mutes her helmet, goes into a corner and screams. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116969305268]

*Isn't Chiaki's magic an insta-win? Just stop time and shot their soul gems. How many megucas could actually kill Chiaki with no-holds fight?
**There's always a limit to time stop. Sure, you can do that, but it takes a lot out of someone, and for Chiaki the feedback can be enough to distract her for a few seconds. Seconds that can get her killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136771252]

*Question for Miss Tomoe! what else did Girl A like to eat aside from pancakes?
**"Mm, well, I tried to get her to eat something a bit more nourishing, but it's always been pancakes...ah, I believe she also developed a taste for western food after we took her to Santa Destroy, to meet the Eighth? Hotdogs and hamburgers seemed to agree with her." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116966161332]

*Why doesnt Misaka like Kharn that much, anyway? Bad first impressions, maybe?‎
**It's just a younger sister being jealous that her older brother is being stolen. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116936738228]

*Does Kharn always embarass Souji in front of the troops? Does he get his revenge now that shes feeling worse these days?‎
**Hahaha, well, he tries to, but he knows her revenge will be that much worse if he does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924462772]

*What happens when two incubators really love each other?
**They trade stocks and bonds. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116924725428]

*How many variations of Homura have their been? There's Braids, Dildos, and Chiaki (her and Murderface are one and the same), but has she gone by any other names?
**Too many to mention here! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116922097076]

*How would MGNQ!Sayaka & Kyouko fare against Rebellion!Sayaka & Kyouko? Assume both have their trump cards unknown (Cheesecake & Octavia) before going into the fight.
**I think it'd be a tie, but I'd give it to the MGNQ versions by only a small margin, considering that both Kyoko and Sayaka have been trained to be disciplined killers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116919932084]

*Which megucas haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Mami! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889009332]

*What about girls from the other Officios?
**Well, back at the other timelines, there wasn't really an Officio system to begin with, so Homura only interacted closely with the original four. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116890184116]

*Who haven't any of the Homuras fallen for, ever?
**Kamijou, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888869812]

*If he's the only one, does that mean at one point one of them fell for Hitomi?
**Nah, I wouldn't say so. They know about how Green Hair is the Danger. Unlike Chiaki, they're taking that to heart! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889306036]

*Did any of the Homus ever get with best girl (aka: Madoka's mom)?
**I...no, I don't think I see that happening. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116889035444]

*Are you sure? Are you really sure she's the only one?
**I did say one of the most lucid ones! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888701364]

*Is there any meguca Homura didn't fall in love with at some point?
**Mami, probably. They almost always seem to clash beliefs and methods. MGNQ would be the first time a Homura and a Mami is getting along. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116888288948]

*Is there a Homura that fell in love with Kyoko?
**I'd say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876421044]

*Braids fell in love with Sayaka, but how Dildos? Has she ever had a romantic relationship with anybody?
**No, Dildos just wanted to save Madoka. She was one of the most lucid Homuras, who killed everything and everyone in her path to save Madoka, including the Kaname family.
**Probably the loneliest and the craziest too, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116876491188]

*Which meguca is the most ticklish? Sayaka.
**But she isn't a laugher, she's a hitter. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116887291572]

*Hey Chiaki, you're grocery shopping with Midori and while heading out, you noticed she bought a large dog collar. And you own no dog. What's your reaction?
**"...I'd tell her that if she wants a huge, hairy dog, she should tell me directly instead of making oblique hints like that. And it's not allowed inside the apartment." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116866956212]

*Does Sayaka's parents know about Kyouko? Do they approve?
** They probably don't, but Sayaka doesn't really connect with them now that she's a self-made woman. She does send money home quite a bit. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116858764212]

*Does Braids still have her scar from the heart procedure?Does all of Homura in MGNQ have it?
**She still has it, yes. A lot of them do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116859353524]

*besides her official title of warmaster can you list the other unofficial titles of chiaki?
**does she also retain her titles back when her name was murderface? Ol' Noodles, The Noodly One Reborn, The Butcher, The Quiet One, The Creepy One, The One Who Does Not Bathe, Noodle Bitch, Smokestacks, Whisky Breath, Exhaust Breath, Marlboros, Kong [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116675592116]

*You said somebody beat Kharn once, and Kharn took it poorly. What happened to that person? Were they strung up by their guts or something?
**No, they're still in the Sixth, being loud and annoying as always. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116763638964]

*So... Gavrill is part of the Sixth now? It's Gavrill, right? Please tell me it's Gavrill and not the other loud girl.
**Well, Gavrill did a whole lot of beating Kharn up back when she was still a wee little Maerorus, and I daresay that helped Kharn become the hardcore Eversor she was at her prime. Heather Crunch beat her during a warm-up fight after Walpurgisnacht. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116812902580]

*When you say warm up fight, are you saying that neither fought at full strength? At full strength, with no restrictions, who would win? Kharn or Heather?
**What I meant by that was Kharn was trying to get back up to fighting form after, well, being depressed a whole lot about what she did. What was supposed to be just a fun training session turned ugly and too far. Kharn lost miserably to Heather then, even when at her prime she could've torn her apart without so much as breaking a sweat.
**Without restrictions, it's Kharn. Kharn is the Apex Predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116821903028]

*Hey, has Chiaki ever hooked up with Kyouko in a past loop? Or only Sayaka? How messed up did it go?
**There's a good chance Chiaki did hook up with Kyouko, and it probably went well enough. It's kind of like a bromance but a lot deeper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116816434868]

*Dammnit Braids! We wanted to get Sayaka turned on, not sad! You fuck it up! You fucked it up big time! Now you'll never get laid.
**She just wanted to play the piano for a bit! Don't shout at her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116815920564]

*Are there any Vindicares that manage funnels/bits?
**Yeah, there should be! I think Rea does a fair bit of that too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116822807476]

*Question for Girl A! how much guns is too much?
**"...Never enough gun." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116719214516]

*Question for the great at beautiful Ms. Tomoe! how did you feel when girl A provided a name for herself for the first time?
**"I felt...well, happy, actually! It fits her better, and she's finally rid of that silly nickname Miss Valnikov gave her!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116632825268]

*Would Chiaki use a Bugasalt shotgun for home use?
**I looked this up and YES [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116625070772]

*Which meguca is loudest in bed?
**Odette or Wendy. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216886964]

*What the hell was so special about Ekaterina, anyway? Wasn't she just some random, no name Vindicare? Why go through all the trouble to kidnap her, of all people?‎
**There are some Magical Girls who are fated to like cakes and grow big boobs and then there are some who are fated to burn the entire galaxy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618640564]

*When do you think Homura and Madoka be on equal terms?
**When they're both trying to kill each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116514795956]

*Whats the difference between Sayaka's training style and Kirika's?‎
**Kirika's involves mainly tying up some newbie Eversors and having those she's currently training 'test' the sharpness of their weapons on them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116618392500]

*who is the second meguca with the most alluring pheromone?
**I think that's the Sixth Warmaster? Basically most of the Sixth has some kind of thing like that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116573120436]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Do you think Homu would sing "I don't wanna miss a thing" in her spare time?
**Hahaha, no [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116575969204]

*Which meguca is the best hugger?
**Toss-up between Midori and Mami. I'd like to say maybe Wendy or Kharn, but you're always unsure with these two if you're gonna feel the prick of something sharp in your back. Or on your sides. Wherever.
**I think Odette's is one too, if it's a hot summer day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116567889076]

*Who is the craziest not-evil meguca? Gavrill.
**She's even crazier than Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116565635764]

*Will we ever see QB angry? As in, vocally and visibly angry and not his usual calm and collected self? Imagine his voice screaming inside your head with no way to block it!
**It takes a lot to get QB angry, but yes, it's possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116559500980]

*You said that most of the first magical girls have witched out or died, but how many of them are still alive?
**A handful! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116525808564

*Is there anybody who consistently made the Koobster mad?
**Not really? There has been a few times he got quite pissed at Jyuubey, but for Chiaki it's simply mild frustration. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560420020]

*What does Midori see in Chiaki? What does Wendy? Mami?
**She's the brooding badass archetype that's so flawed you can't help but like her a little. And she's trying her best, that's another thing.
**Although I would ask this again with Wendy, really. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116510941620]

*Even if Dildos is aloof, prideful, disdainful, & a huge bitch, wouldn't Sayaka at least be able to respect her goal oriented mentality & dedication? Given how scornfully Sayaka spoke of Kharn's tenure as Warmaster, I got the impression that she could actually get along with someone serious as Dildos
**Of course! But it's something instinctive in Sayaka too. She can respect Dildos' work ethic, but she hates the know-it-all types. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116489275060]

*Kharn, what is your favorite dish?
**"Blondes!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116214363828]

*Wendy's reaction if she meets the three stooges? Is the 4th homu still sulking behind her mirror?
**You can ask her yourself, hahaha! But I would predict a certain amount of shock and "..." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116484857524]

*Arm wrestling between Midori and Chiaki, who wins?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116388673460]

*Whos the lewdest of the Three Stooges?‎
**Braids. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116482111924]

*If Dildos and Sayaka met what would happen?
**Both would be at each other's throats in minute one. At least Chiaki and Sayaka can reach and accord and becoming at least friendly with each other - Dildos is completely unapologetic about being a dildo, a Tendou Souji(Kamen Rider Kabuto) type. Aloof, prideful and disdainful - traits that Sayaka just hates a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116481372084]

*what were Girl A's redeeming traits, if any?
**She liked killing people. A lot. And also blowing up stuff - Kharn could point at any structure she wants to, Girl A would simply smile and then 'flicker' slightly, and then that structure would blow up in an oversized explosion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116479482548]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*Which character(s) knows and can sing the entirety of "The Bad Touch"?
**Not speaking for the rest, but Kyoko and Kharn, most probably. Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116367457716]

*which meguca is the second most flammable?
**Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116469858228]

*Who is/was the strongest Eversor in the world in terms of pure lifting strength?
**Petra, current Warmaster of the Fourth. She can bench-press the world. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116468644020]

*What scares your characters?
**Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116235893172]

*If MGNQ Coobie meets PMMM Coobie what happens?
**"It's always refreshing to see someone follow the Old Ways so diligently. But times have changed. Matsuda, please escort my errant brother to the afterlife." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387562932]

*Who introduced being a drunkee to Chiaki?
**Malal and Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116426006708]

*Is there a Warmaster that enjoys being a watch wearing dildo?
**The Sixth Warmaster is pretty good at it, but she's already a housewife. You can argue that Mami was nearly one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387603124]

*If MGNQ were a cop dramedy, would Kyoko work with a K-9 Unit?
**Definitely. She'd have a huge menacing Ovcharka with great shaggy fur that is just a big sweetie and loves to cuddle until she tells it to kill, in which case it would eat faces off. Its name would be, always, 'Spike'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116339582900]

*Are there any living Meguca whose relationship with Mami is hostile/distrust? What about in the First ?
**I wouldn't say so. Mami generally tries to be sociable and dependable to those she comes into contact with. Like I keep saying, the Mami that we see with Chiaki is not the Mami we see with other Officios. She becomes warm and doting and intimate to those who direly needs that kind of person in their lives. If, for example, she had to deal with the Seventeenth, despite them suddenly having a distinct dislike of her (something she couldn't really figure out), she'd deal with them politely, directly, without any nonsense about tea parties or cuddling or hugs. There would be no need to, because they're fine on their own and expect efficiency instead.
**Mami is savvy enough to know which approach goes best with who. Maybe there are a few who do honestly treat her with hostility or distrust, and while she'd like to change that relationship, she's also savvy enough to take a step back and say 'Alright, if you'd rather deal with another representative of my Officio, then I'll have someone sent over'. And that would be that. She'd probably feel sad or glum about it, but in the end she just tries to be decent to everyone. Which is the point. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116343445428]

*Does Midori have the Warmaster room bugged for trigger words like "sex"?
**Maybe! Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116348099508]

*Other than Mami did anyone else re-educate Girl A to being a vindicare?
**Nope, it was strictly a one-on-one affair with Mami. This made Sayaka super jelly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116309512884]

*Who are the strongest megucas that have never held warmaster or rank leader (or equivalent) positions?
**Too many to list here! Remember that being a Warmaster doesn't mean you have to be super strong, but it definitely helps. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116366065076]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*What kind of abilities does Kyoko have?
**She can summon a fuckton of spears, sectioned spears, bardiches, chainsaw spears, that kind of thing. She can even summon spears that have explosive speartips, like the Death Korps of Krieg use. Fantastic! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217552052]

*How much could Chiaki-Yuu lift at max power? Like, fully pissed off, nothing to lose kind of deal? Or do the bangles not increase her actual physical strength that much?‎
**Fully charged, fully angry, Full Flesh of the Fallen Angels Yuu would be similar to Asura's The Destructor Form - and something along the lines of the moon hurtling towards her at full speed would be something she can lift and push away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116272674484]

*You mentioned Kyoko is strongly against the idea of modding herself with cybernetics. What about that seems so repellent to her? Other girls don't seem to mind as much...?‎
**She's one of the old-fashioned sort. Just like Sayaka, she doesn't want anything unnatural going on with her body, and she's become a bit partial to her eyepatch already and the wound underneath it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116286582964]

*How many times did midori read 50 shades of grey book?
**Zero times. Mami reads it though, but she can't do it without the tiniest smirk and murmuring 'casual' under her breath. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116318853556]

*How many characters are based on friends/writefags/drawfags? I count Midori, Malal, Kumatora, Souji, and a super secret one that I found recently. No need to list who they are, just how many are there?
**Quite a handful! I can't count them offhand, hahaha. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173938100]

*Is Sayaka the world's most durable Eversor?
**She's the World War Hulk of Eversors, with Wolverine healing abilities. Kyoko is the Deadpool. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116267208372]

*Could full Yandere Midori beat Wendy?
**I would dsay yes. Yandere Midori is pretty scary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116188497332]

*Could Sayaka even GET cybernetics, if she somehow wanted to? Or would the surgery, like, heal too quickly to replace the part? Or, like, what if her arm gets cut off and she looses it off a building or something, does it regrow into a second Sayaka?!‎
**She could, yes, if she wanted to. And no, that's silly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116200337844]

*If Kharn got in a bind, can she still summon Gorefather/child? Or do they only respond to Chiaki, now?‎
**If she's really in danger, maybe, but it's hard considering Chiaki's now their owner. She will be able to summon Malal (her chainsword) though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176201652]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**She's a proper girl! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217906100]

*Who is Nero and why haven't we seen more of her?
**Nero Pendragon is the Warmaster of the Fourteenth Officio and the Emperor of the Vatican. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216982196]

*How long has Kharn been pregnant, and how long until the twins are due?
**She's actually been pregnant for a while during Siberia, but it's something unconfirmed (and not something she was privy to either, with all the commotion). The twins will be due rather soon, because of, well, Kharn's body being so hyper-engineered that it doesn't take her long to actually 'show'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217666740]

*Who in the First has bowled a perfect game?
**The Warmaster of the First. She bowls like an angel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173482676]

*How did Kharn get so lewd? She seemed like such a nice girl.
**"We must put togethers the Ekaterina," Malal say.
**"Yes okay" Replied the Culexus of the Ninth.
**"Here we go into her mind to reassemble her broken psyche" Malal say as she dives into Ekaterina brain to puzzle her together along with the Culexus whose souls form union to help fun times along.
**"Alright she is put together" Malal say smiling happy.
**But then!!!!!
**"RAAAAR I NEED BLONES AND MAKING SEX! MY ID HAS BEEN LET LOOSE BECAUSE MALAL HAD SACRIFICED MY EGO AND SUPEREGO"
**And then the blondes cry cry cry
**"THE MONSTER HAS BEEN UNLEASHED! WHAT HUBRIS IT WAS TO UNSEAL HER ID!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217361588]

*Let's say for some reason Heartcatch Squad's punishment got left up to Sayaka, and Erika started mouthing off to Sayaka the way she did to Chiaki. What would Sayaka have done?
**A public beating. A horrific beating. Sayaka is all about justice and doing what's right, but she also has a very mean temper. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116173958068]

*Why was Kharn so gloomy after Malal's death? Did something else happen to her?
**Because she murdered her best friend, basically! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217648820]

*Any type moons besides Arcureid in MGNQ? Who are they?
**There are quite a few! Some of the notable ones are Luvia, Ryogi, Kohaku, Hisui, TYPE-MARS... [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116217567668]

*What if Sayaka wanted Kyoko to get a robot eye?
**Impossible. Sayaka is really private and she doesn't want any possibility of videos or photos of them being intimate. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116193018292]

*Would Amber videotape Sayaka and Kyoko going at it?
**No, but she'd videotape herself and Sayaka going at it hard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116216912564]

*Has Kyoko ever given any thought to getting a robot eye from the 2nd? Or does she like that swagtacular tsuba-eyepatch too much?
**Kyoko shudders at the thought of replacing anything of her with robot stuff, so no. She thinks it's cool, but she's perfectly okay with the eyepatch. (And yes she wants it for the #swag) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116181308340]

*Does Kyoko know that she could get a robot eye that would let her see through Sayaka's clothes?
**Not even then! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116191162036]

*Are there any megucas who have the same rock star level of fame as Kharn?
**Unfortunately no! There's a lot of popular and legendary Magical Girls, but Kharn is singular in all respects. When she got exiled, that reputation became even more legendary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116189000372]

*So they could restore the knees of someone from a different Officio, but not Kyouko's EYE?!
**Kyuubey himself personally tried. There was something strange going on with Kyouko's injury. It's a bit of a spoiler, but suffice to say it's a part of the Golden Weapons' unpredictability when it comes to damaging Magical Girls. They're fragments of an insane goddess, after all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172185012]

*Wasn't Kyoko's eye pre-Masamune though? I thought it was said it was just a normal katana wound that wouldn't heal?‎
**Hahaha, now I feel silly! Yes, after checking, it was indeed a normal katana that took Kyoko's eye out! I would say then that Kirika really put a lot of killing intent into that cut. She wanted to really and honestly murder Kyoko right then and there (even though it was an exhibition match) and Kirika was the sort of Eversor to go full LIVE WEAPONS whenever she fought. In this particular instance, it made that particular cut bite hard enough that no matter what even Kyuubey did, it wouldn't just 'heal' right. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116176681908]

*"Midori (is most Yandere)" Shit. How incredibly fucked are we?
**No, no, she has most yandere potential. Just make sure she doesn't get ignored too much and you'll be fine. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172820404]

*Which meguca is the most Yandere? Or at least has the most Yandere potential? Once again, Pinky doesn't count.
**Midori. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116164443572]

*Sayaka, what is your DAILY DIET FOR MAINTAINING YOUR RADICAL EVERSOR STRENGTH?
**Boiled chicken meat, brown rice, eating clean, lifting hard, training harder. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172848308]

*Did Cavefish ever lift?
**She did lift a lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116172883124]

*Which meguca would be most exhausting to hang out with?
**The Spymaster, because you'll be taken to every shop in Harajuku and made to carry all her shopping. At least Wendy or Chiaki just buys stuff they like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116123948980]

*If enchanted weapon wounds take a shitton of magic to heal, what about Midori? Didn't she get shot in the knees by the GDeagle?
**Yes, and the Venenum at the Ninth healed her up well and good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116137177268]

*Which megucas are tsundere?
**Sayaka and I guess Wendy's giving Chiaki some Vitamin T too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116171371700]

*Does Pinky eat wandering ghosts too?
**No, but she does play and tease with the ghosts inside the Golden Weapons. Especially Risa, who she tortures with Mobius strips a whole lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116165847476]

*If Chiaki is MGNQ's Max Payne, who is our Vladimir Lem? Who counts Chiaki as the dearest of all their friends?
**Kharn! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116139106996]

*Wasn't Enishi based on Kaguya, appearance-wise?
**Oh, I suppose so, hahaha! Thank you for reminding me! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116136272308]

*How many characters are original? Like OC do not steal? People with only different personalities don't count.
**Around a handful, I think! Some of them I can't reveal yet. The Karasawa sisters (with the exception of Noriko) are original. Kumatora is sorta original. Rea is, too! I'm sure there are more, I just don't know them off hand! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116131144628]

*Has Sayaka ever visited the Second? If so, for how long?
**She hasn't actually! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116167169204]

*Can Braids, Dildos, and Murderface interact with each other at all? Or are they confined to their own separate mirror things?
**Well, they can, they just can't interact with Chiaki herself besides talking to her and stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116161335476]

*Who would win in a fight: Sayaka or Kharn?
**Kharn. She's the apex predator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116126388148]

*Hey Chiaki! As far as pancakes go, are you only into buttermilk & whiskey infused or are there other gimmick pancakes worth your while? (Chocolate Chip, Oats and Nuts mixed in, Anything that involves fruit etc)
**"...Why would you fuck with the texture of pancakes like that?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116066403252]

*What happened to Chiaki's parents?
**She doesn't remember. Most likely dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116046609588]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*All of your girls are forced into a fight to the death. If nobody holds back, who would win?
**The Transcendent One, because she has the least left to lose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116100065972]

*Can Pinky get high? I need to know, for uh...science. Yeah, science.‎
**She can get high! On love and life! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116120284084]

*which meguca costs the least love maintenance?
**Kyoko. She can be alone for quite a while, she's just spoiled by Sayaka. Most of the Black Templars too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116091697588]

*Most exhausting meguca?
**Pinky! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116096605620]

*Do incubators always take on a cat-like form, or mainly just the ones on Earth?
**Mainly the ones on earth, yeah! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116097597108]

*Can you tell us what Dildos secret for her glorious long hair? Does she ever feel stress or get annoyed about her hair?
**Brushing it out a thousand strokes a day with a fine comb, careful washing, expensive shampoo. And generally, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116037847732]

*What was Kharn's one liner in sexy mode?
**"Making fuck is now. Shh. Clothes off." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115933610932]

*How come Murderface is so great?
**I wouldn't say she is, she just tries to make do with what she's got. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116024674740]

*Your characters have to sing in a duet with somebody. Assuming there's no way out of it, who do they choose as their partner, and what song do they pick? **Hahaha, let's see. Considering that not a lot of them would sing unless it's karaoke time and they're all sauced...
**Wendy and Chiaki: Why can't we be friends
**Chiaki and Kyoko: Lean on me (loudly, off-key, with arms around each other's shoulders) and Highway to Hell, basically
**Kyoko and Sayaka: Some super cheesy duet love song that they'd sing while holding hands, loudly and cheerfully without even blushing.
**Kharn and Chiaki: Loyal to no-one [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115999895988]

*Who trains the hardest?
**Sayaka. No one trains harder than her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075717556]

*Who do you think is worse big sister? Chiaki or Wendy?
**Chiaki, because spoiling little kids, while adorable and good for the soul, is kinda bad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116075221172]

*How many weights can Souji lift?
**He gets tired lifting his keyboard! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116035321780]

*Can we get a more comprehensive list of Murder Mayumi's weapons/abilities? I see a few referenced every now and then
**Sure!
**Genocider Cutter - her main weapon. She basically Captain Americas with it. It has a bigger, nastier version called the Murder Genocider Cutter Extreme, which she gets in the 30th episode as an upgrade.
**Clock Up - she can go crazy fast. Not stopping time, but just really, absurdly fast.
**Clock Down - she can make enemies become slower, almost to a standstill. She abuses this the most.
**Astartes Constitution - Murder Mayumi is super tough, super strong and generally takes a lot to put down.
**Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116030925748]

*>Bloody Rage - she can suck a willing (or unwilling) donor's blood for a temporary Berserk Boost. // So what happened when she took Midori's virginity?
**Oh, that's just her restoring mana. In MM x MM, magical girls restore mana the Fate/Stay Night way! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116034155956]

*Who's the best cook in the 9th (sans Mami) and what's their best dish?
**Kyoko can make the best taiyaki and takoyaki in the Ninth.
**Sayaka can cook a mean steak.
**Ecstasy Darks (Bob Cut) is a licensed chef. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028130484]

*Yuu wasn't a Kilgore Bride, was she? Or did she get... removed... before that point?‎
**Oh, no, she wasn't. She went to Varrigan City specifically to challenge Kilgore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028145588]

*Who's the biggest alcoholic in the 9th (sans Chiaki), and what's their drink of choice? How many people can they drink under the table before getting too wasted. (nb4 sayaka)
**Enishi, and rum raisin ice cream. She can eat five gallons of it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116028220596]

*Is Yuu more of a Boxer, a Brawler or a Martial Artist?
**She started out as a Boxer, then a Martial Artist when she contracted. After getting the gauntlets, she became a brawler/dirty fighter. The kind who'd stop at nothing to see her opponent broken in half. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116027820212]

*Member of the 9th most likely to be really good at fighting games?
**Kumatora, definitely. She practices with Rea everyday. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026105012]

*Does Chiaki have any masktome or chirpee followers that we would be surprised at?
**The Spymaster, Wendy, maybe a few members of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026164148]

*Could Yuu punch a person's skull out of his head?
**Easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116026526132]

*Did Braids and Sayaka ever fuck, or was it an unrequited one-sided crush?
**The latter. Braids wasn't brave enough, and she knew Sayaka had her heart set on someone else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116011253940]

*Who manages chiaki's masktome and chirpee account?
**Mami would, I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115914440628]

*Does that also mean SayakaxTyphus will be a thing?
**Maybe they can adopt her. Hahahaha! Kyoko and Sayaka I mean. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115978910644]

*How does Homusatan feel about Pinky crushing on Chiaki?
*Very jelly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115869425076]

*Which meguca is most like Rincewind?
**Hmm, not sure. I would say Fran but she's not the sort to be resigned and run a lot. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116018582964]

*What happens if you get an Incubator drunk?
**They regress to extreme catlike behavior while speaking in their business legalese speak. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116023165620]

*How do you feel about the recent Sadpanda purges? How would the pent up megukas of MGNQ feel about this tragedy?
**The ones from the Ninth are totally cool with it. The rest, including the Eighth, isn't so cool with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115996453556]

*Does Chiaki really not know what a dildo is?
**"This again? ...I already told you, I know what a dildo is. It's Officio argot for 'fuckhead'. 'Dumbass'." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976765364]

*Who is (or was) the Angel Slayer?
**She Who Eats The Flesh of Fallen Angels! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115976572084]

*Why is Mami so lewd?
**It's all wholesome fun! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115973402292]

*Enishi is a healthy, sexually frustrated Callidus with self esteem issues. Why is Chiaki not all over her?
**It's a case of Predator - Prey, I think. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115971156660]

*how did malal spend her down time?
**Messing about with that tablet of hers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115968167348]

*Do Eversors hold the top level for getting laid the most, or can other ranks compare? Why or why not?‎
**They do! Because Eversors are the vocalists in the rock band. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115899833524]

*How the fuck does Chiaki stay not fat if she's had so much fucking alcohol
**She burns all of it off by sheer hatred, brooding and growling alone. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926824116]

*Chiaki, what do you think about frozen pancakes?‎
**"...Okay for emergencies, but fresh is best." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115926869940]

*what was kharn's one liner on killing mode? One liner?
**She has a lot, but what comes to mind the most is "After this, I will take your skull for a trophy. I believe I deserve it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115927276212]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get laid yearly?‎
**Loads [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115894501556]

*In Warhammer 40K, the various Space Marine Legions did their duties in the name of the Emperor, for the most part. What do the Officios do their work in the name of?
**For their incubators. For personal gain. For monetary gain. To get stronger. To get better. To know more about the world. To be the best. To be the most powerful. To learn about the mysteries of the universe. They have an awful lot, but the main core of it is their main interests + helping the Incubators prevent heat death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890170292]

*Are there any sentai team meguca squads in quest?‎
**Yes. I can't reveal them yet, but they're there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115884941748]

*Other than Chiaki and Midori, who are obvious, if the megucas were alcohols, what would they be?
**Kharn would be that crazy alcohol the bartender keeps in his uppermost counter, a transparent bottle with all manner of poisonous animals preserved in them (some of them still alive and locked in drowning combat). Drinking it will make you brave and want to fight the world until you shit out steaming necrotic parts of your liver.
**Kyoko is a lager that tastes absolutely fantastic, tastes even better with friends, and will leave you buzzed but completely happy.
**Sayaka is a sobering bloody mary with a celery swizzle stick. It's hot enough to actually cause you pain, but it'll make you dead sober really quick and gets rid of your hangover so you can have more fun. Maybe. She'll look at you disapprovingly.
**Mami is a Shirley Temple. Sweet, nourishing, maybe a bit unhealthy but it's a comfort drink that makes you feel loved, perhaps even less lonely.
**Wendy is the drink that involves spiced rum somehow, along with a splash of Coca-cola. Tasty, dark, it claws its way all the way down, but addicting. You'll wake up feeling like everything's been taken from you but you'll be happy about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115887692212]

*What part of Midori is the most delicious? What part of Wendy?
**You'll have to vote for Chiaki's next FoFA session to kill and devour both Wendy and Midori to find out, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115883473332]

*Why didn't Madoka just mind wiped Homura out of her suffering?
**You don't put a bullet in your alcoholic friend's head because he set your house on fire. You do everything you can to help him get better. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115837052340]

*How do the various characters in MGNQ feel about BDSM?
**Chiaki: ....Well, I guess Wendy looks...okay with that collar on...
**Sayaka: I'm not into that kind of depraved shit. BAN THIS SICK FILTH
**Kyoko: ...The what goes into someone's where?!
**Mami: Carefully and consensually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813929908]
Kharn: INTO MY PLEASURE DUNGEON

*Which character is least lewd?
**Cavefish! Not because she's, uh, dead, but she was a pretty nice person, if a bit innocent. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115809442484]

*Decu, does Mami really collect the tongues of the megucas who won't submit to her?
**What? No [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813069492]

*But who would slap Miami's shit?
**The one she loves the most. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808546740]

*Decu, does Poorfag (/a/ OC DO NOT STEAL) exist in MGNQ? And if so, has she attained sparkle-butt status?
**I would definitely say so. She manages the Officio's financial department as a Vanus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115813312948]

*If MGNQ megucas were doing the cake song, who would be what?
**The same as in the original, but Chiaki would be some other sort of fruit. Sour candy, maybe? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808169140]

*Are there any megucas that contracted for the sake of vengeance?
**Quite a few. Most of them witches out in a month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115808215732]

*Which meguca is most tsundere? Pinky doesn't count.
**Probably one of the Pendragon sisters? Besides Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115725487540]

*Did Malal instinctively know who Girl A was when they brought her back?
**Yes, she did. Malal knew her role from a lot of dreams that came to her even as a kid. Some of it was about the past, some of it the future. That's how she managed to plan things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115774726580]

*What's the longest any magical girl has survived after contracting? Who's the oldest magical girl still alive?
**It's a toss-up between Vivian of the Black Templars, and Karasawa Vintage, Equerry of the First Warmaster. They've been Magical Girls for a very long time, more than ten years already. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115773738420]

*Would a stack of flapjacks be acceptable to Chiaki at some kind of Canadian sit-down place?
**I guess? If she's in Canada Mami's probably out of reach, so she has to make do [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115767060148]

*Is Kharn's motherly instincts slowly kicking in? if so then how did she take in the feeling?
**She's certainly enjoying being able to order Souji around, sending him to the city to buy ice cream and sour things. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115752779956]

*is QB open to something like a cultural festival?
**Of course! I wouldn't put it past him to approve such an Officio activity. It's for the well-being of all the megucas, after all. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115747518644]

*now i feel sorry for malal making transactions to get these drugs for kharn. just between us, did malal ever used it out of curiosity?
**Malal has no time for love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115760996020]

*Would Chiaki get annoyed if you called a Pancake a Hotcake?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721093812]

*What does Chiaki think of Crepes/Blintzes?
**"This is too thin. And there's fruit in it. You served me garbage." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115721048500]

*Hey, Decu. What's the name of Midori's dad? I could swear I read it was Howard somewhere, but that just doesn't sound right...
**I forgot this, I'll have to check again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115604584884]

*how does QB handle endorsement offers from big companies to his megucas?
**Well, just like any manager? He negotiates for the big monies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115706491060]

*Is Mami's boyfriend Wendy?
**[[File:You don't understand.jpg]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689924788]

*can chiaki dunk?
**She is not very good at the sports [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115689336244]

*Is Mami's boyfriend actually Kyubey? If its not can it be?
** [[File:What for real.png]] [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115675450292]

*Can anyone compare to Braids kelptomania in the MGNQ universe?
**None. She is Number 1. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115674897588]

*Which megucas are hotbloodedest and when do we get to play as them
**You already have, it's Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115671358644]

*Can you imagine an alternate universe in which Kyouko has slept with more girls than Kharn has in this one?
**An alternate universe where Sayaka is dead, or they've never met. A sad, bleak world, with only MAXIMUM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115688308660]

*What does Chiaki think of waffles?
**"...The fluffiness is gone. The softness is gone. What is this trash you've served me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115680543668]

*Have any of the Incubators' bodies changed over the years?
**Mostly adapting to Earth culture and weather. The Seventeenth got fat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115660938676]

*Somethings been bugging me about the Sayaka Sab quest. Why did Kirika seem so different during it? A total bitch, yes, but she seemed like a drunken lush, which... honestly seems a little out of character, for her.‎
**She hastes flying. She needed to get drunk first. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658952372]

*Does Chiaki just have a Callidus fetish or something?‎
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115658913204]

*Is the Warmaster of the Eighth the most patriotic Magical Girl of the the Eighth? Or does someone eclipse Mary Sue in HOT BLOODED PATRIOTIC FERVOR
**She is the might of America. She bleeds red, white and blue (mostly nanomachines). She is FREEDOM. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652734900]

*Which meguca would be best lucha libre?
**Have to go with Nicole Touchdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115652511156]

*Can Sayaka go full Unlimited Bitch Works on an enemy?
**Most definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115631907508]

*Does Sayaka generally only wield a single sword or does she like to mix it up every once in awhile and dual-wield? Perhaps even sometimes summoning a sword for certain maneuvers only to dispel or forget them shortly after? (swordthrows, impaling someone with multiple blades etc)
**That's basically her style, yes, when she gets really serious. She doesn't summon swords unless the situation really calls for it, or when she gets really mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115629885876]

*Do the Incubators have contact with the rest of their brethren way far from Earth? Or are they pretty much on their own with little oversight from their home?
**They're mainly on their own, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115616517812]

*All the current warmasters are in a bar drinking. How chaotic do things get?
**Not enough, maybe things'll be civil until someone gets drunk and challenges someone else to an honor duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615967924]

*Is Warmaster Nero a Maerorus?
**Nope, but she fights nearly as strong as one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115615331508]

*Can Homu be ever fixed without Madoka?
**Until she learns the true meaning of love, no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614357428]

*can chiaki multitask one day like she is at sync with yuu which is holding both the golden katana and one of the axe on the other hand while shooting the deagle with her tongue?
**Hahaha no! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610496436]

*Is Misaka going to contract when she gets old enough? Or does she have no meguca potential?
**Souji has an agreement with Kyuubey: no magical girl stuff for his sister, and he works for him exclusively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609860276]

*What kind of meguca souls are Pinky's favourite to eat?
**Innocent ones spiced with fresh despair! Basically a Magical Girl who's had their bodies freshly killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115609929652]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*"chiaki's gun-fu fighting style" That reminds me: Chiaki's golden deagle + SOUL OF INFINITE TIMELINE HOMUS = Equilibrium-esque Gun Kata?
**Dildoes can teach Chiaki how to Gun Kata really well, and maxing out your affinity with her gets you a neat surprise. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115599472308]

*Did Girl A ever squeal like a fan girl? if so what made her do it?
**Being taken to show things that she steals a moment later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115605783220]

*is the shinto community aware of witches? are their shrine maidens giving the witches a run for their money?
**There are shrine maiden megucas. But yes, they're aware. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115606892468]

*What are the survival rates for meguca husbandos?
**Quite well! Just that they tend to part ways with the MG more often than not, due to irreconcilable differences. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115607849908]

*What are the current trends in incubator fashion?
**hats are in [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115583121588]

*Are all of the incubators "male"?
**For now I'll say yes [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568933812]

*Can incubator and cat make babby?
**Pls no more [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115568727732]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Among the Incubators we have met so far, who is considered the most "Incubator-like"?
**The Third would decidedly be the most 'incubator-like' ever, if we're going by the PMMM Kyuubey incubator. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567654324]

*Is it possible for an incubator to make rabu?
**EMOTION IS FORBIDDEN. LOVE IS FORBIDDEN. THERE IS ONLY MONEY. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567083700]

*But it is possible to make rabu to an incubator, yes? I mean what can they do to stop the rabu rabu?
**Well, I really haven't...explored that issue, honestly. It'd be making love to a cat made out of marshmallow. But the Incubator can certainly make a Magical Girl feel things by pulsing their soul gem. If you'll remember, Kyuubey made Sayaka hurt during that 'You didn't ask' scene in PMMM. I daresay they can do the same with pleasure if they were so inclined to.
**Man this questions are getting weird [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567199668]

*Are there any groups of magucas tooling around the universe, Guardians of the Galaxy style?
**Hahaha! Probably one or two of the First, looking for interplanetary threats. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115566544308]

*How do we get Sayaka and Kyouko to adopt Chiaki as their pet lesbian? She can sleep at the foot of their bed, like a cat!
**What? You don't adopt the Warmaster. Besides Chiaki already has her chair, that's enough for her [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532688308]

*Was the Sayaka who Braids fell in love with the Sayaka who breakdances?
**No, but her Sayaka is consistently less of a bitch than the MGNQ one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115532629428]

*Is their any magical girl we know of that do not like other girls romantically?
**I think Strauss is not really into other Magical Girls? I'm not sure about the rest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425107636]

*has any seen a really pissed off mami? are they still alive?
**Yes, and no. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115548977844]

*Who is the most Hotblood Meguca
**Many a Magical Girl have peed their pants seeing Kyoko all fired up and aiming double spears at their direction, screaming "MAXIMUMMMMMM SPEARFUCKING" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115563887028]

*which meguca can synergies well with chiaki's gun-fu fighting style?
**Sayaka, Wendy, Kyoko...basically you can match her up to any melee user and she'd be great at supporting them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115514331828]

*If the Sixth are Monster Hunters, do they enjoy the Monster Hunter series and it's various spin-offs? (God Eater Burst etc)
**I'm sure they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115519681460]

*What's Green Green's witch form?
**Something vaguely octopus-shaped. (Note: This may change because I don't know) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115500876724]

*Malal Vs. Kharn. Cage match. Who wins?
**They'd do their taunting and posturing for a couple of minutes, then drop their weapons onto the mat and play Rock-Paper-Scissors. Whoever wins gets to leave the cage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115493851828]

*If the Strike Witches met the megucas, would they get along? Would they fight? Would they have crazy BDSM yuri hatesex?
**I think all three! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484682676]

*How does Sayaka feel about breakdancing?
**"I've never done it in my life, so stop asking me about it." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115483956404]

*Which Homu-witch showed up for Walpurgisthingy 2 years back?
**The one we saw from Rebellion, mostly. I think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115482773172]

*If Malal had visions and such about Madoka/Pinky due to being the Madoka of the native dimension, does that mean that the Homura of the native dimension has visions about Homucifer and/or Chiaki?
**She's seen everything, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115480883636]

*If the Warmasters of the Ninth and Eighth were to do a score battle in Time Crisis (light-gun arcade game) for some inter-officio dispute who would win!?
**Chiaki. Because Mary panics sometimes whenever she plays light-gun games, and accidentally draws her real firearm, shooting holes in the coin-op. "Ah couldn't help mahself! The graphics were so dang real!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115479486644]

*What is Chiaki's witch like? It's not homulily is it?
**Nope, it's something much more brutal. (And no it's not the Armored Fragment). I'll draw this one soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115474369460]

*Got any type-moon megucas?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472842164]

*Why is Sayaka very foolish?
**Because she is a bitch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115472098228]

*Can Warmasters kill servants?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115449761716]

*What is each megucas biggest fear? The one that freezes them in their tracks and makes them want to run away.
**Looking back and seeing that she's alone and no one to back her up [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423946164]

*i know it's a little unlikely but are there MG's who are sad that kharn settled down and not chase them anymore?
**Loads of them. Lots. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115450330548]

*If Sayaka goes all mermaid on us, does Kyoko auto-kick into candle mode herself? Or are their Soul Gems not quite THAT connected? That was a stated concern of Kyubey's, if I recall, when Kyoko first made the linked Gem request...‎
**It depends on her mood, her way of thinking, and whether or not Chiaki can kick her back into seeing sense at the time. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115456469172]

*how big of a kleptomaniac was girl A? did mami ever train her not to do that?
**Girl A was a huge kleptomaniac, so big that not even Mami's careful chiding, coddling or even scolding curbed it. She only started doing the Time Stop -> Blood Raven combo after Mami caught her for the third time. She remains a kleptomaniac to this day. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115457218996]

*what does the girls from the first do for fun on the moon?
**Board games. Vintage, the oldest of the Karasawa sisters and Equerry of the First, is currently Lunar Champion at all of them except Uno, because Uno is for liars and tricksters [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115425829812]

*Is Vintage buttmad that the Spymaster always beats her at Uno?‎
**It's a stupid game for kids anyway! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115433181620]

*More seriously on the Inquisitor Kharn x Malal Bequin bit...did Kharn and Malal ever feel anything for one another beyond just their close friendship?
**They were too close to be lovers, if that's what you're asking. They'd die for each other in a heartbeat, but they could never be romantically connected. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416879796]

*This is a follow up to a previous question: If Malal is not Pinky than why did she start going all black-eyed and blood? And what was up with the feathers?
**I'm sorry, I can't answer this, due to spoilers and everything! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115423249844]

*During Waluiginacht, Malal grows pointed teeth and black eyes before Yuma gets chucked back to reality. If she's not Pinky, then are there TWO black-eyed-pointed-teeth-pink-clothed deities hanging around?
**Of course not! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413985972]

*Wait, I though Malal was this universe's (Kanada) Madoka?
**She is! But at the same time, she's not Pinky. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115413523892]

*Who cashed in Midorin's v-card, then? Was it someone in her officio?
**No, it was her ex-boyfriend in high school. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115412298932]

*Who is the best Thumb Wrestler of the Ninth? Arm Wrestler?
**Kharn. Kharn. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411454388]

*Best Sniper in the 9th Officio?
**Rea Ashford barely edges out Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115410931380]

*Is chiaki the best gunslinger girl or is she second to someone on the first officio?
**Mami is currently still best gunslinger girl. Chiaki and Rea are closely tied for second. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115409151668]

*Are there any meguca that aren't sluts? (not that there is anything wrong with slutting it up, I 'm just curious)
**Of course there are! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115407646132]

*So Chiaki broke in Midori V-Card.
**Hahaha, Midori's V-card was lost before that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115402408884]

*Top five lewdest megucas? If they all fought in battle, who'd come in last place?
**This keeps getting asked! Midori, Wendy, Kyoko, Nero and Kharn! I think Kyoko would. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115405697204]

*Any grappler megucas?
**Sure! Malal was a huge takedown/striking expert, wasn't afraid to get dirty. Yuma got a bit of that too, along with a Culexus of the Ninth who's now stationed at the Seventeenth way before WPN. Nicole Touchdown enjoys over the top pro wrestling moves, Karasawa Enyo fights with Madworld Jack's moveset (when she thinks High Marshal Raleigh isn't looking) and Kotarou Yuu would not hesitate to clinch with you before punching your organs out through your nose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115406103732]

*Do all of the Homu in MGNQ went through as braids and had her heart surgery before meeting kyubey?
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115400524212]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's paranoi level?
**Never. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115373465268]

*How does Mami relieve stress? Cooking, paperwork, shopping, treating herself to day spas, target practice. Also, touching base with her far-off friends from other Officios (like housewives, they like to gossip). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384000436]

*What kind of monster relieves stress by doing paperwork?
**Anything becomes stress relief if you love doing it enough. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115387832756]

*Is there anyone who doesn't like Mami?‎
**Of course! They're usually dead. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115384510132]

*What about people who just feel neutral towards her?‎
**I'm sure there are some of those too! (And no, not all of them are dead.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115385267636]

*Is there anybody Mami doesn't like?
**Mami genuinely tries to get along with everyone, or understand them at some basic level. At the worst, she'll be slightly cold but still very civil. This isn't a facade at all. But she has had some disagreements in the past with some people. Malal is one of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383477172]

*Does Mami enjoy punishing people who deserve or want it?
**Mami doesn't take pleasure in it. She only does what's necessary because it has to be done. (This is debatable.) She knows how to use the carrot and the stick - just because she's doting and warm to the girls of the Eighth and Ninth doesn't mean she can't be affable and professional with girls from the Seventeenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115383195060]

*Can Pinky talk to/interact with normies? What about spiritually attuned or heightened ones?‎
**They can only see suggestions of her, or just her whispers. And they're scared of what they see / hear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115367899572]

*Kehehe...good, good. I can work with that... How does Pinky feel about normies? Any reasons why she would interact with them?‎
**Mainly to fuck with them! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115368104116]

*please list all the nicknames mami gave chiaki from the moment she found her!
**Well, besides the 'dear' 'good girl' and other affectionate things, Mami has called her Acchan (a play on Girl A, back when she was still quiet and twitchy as heck). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115066976948]

*Have any of the incubators used their experience making meguca costumes to make money through fashion?
**Kyuubey's probably got that handled. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115291137460]

*Are there any known blondes Kharn hasn't tried to fug
**Nope, she's tried to fug 'em all. She also goes for high-ranking ones. ...Wait, no, I think she never made a pass at Mordred. Arturia maybe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115331872436]

*Could Sayaka regenerate fast enough to counteract drowning? Or does that just kick her into Mermaid Mode quicker?‎
**She bitches at Oxygen to stay in her lungs and keep her conscious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115319138484]

*The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom.- Wouldn't that depend on if the MG is blonde or not?
**Kharn is known to sample other colors of curtains too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115321006516]

*How is Ruri?
**Ruri's basically working really hard on her tour and voice-acting for the MM x MM OAV. Players can give her a call if they want to check up on her! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115327012788]

*How does Kyoko handle having a partner who simply isn't as kinky as her?
**Sayaka makes up for it with true love. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115310090932]

*How does Kyoko feel about Sayaka's armpits?
**Super turn-on for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115309616820]

*How does Sayaka feel about Kyoko's armpits?
**They're Kyoko's? Sayaka's prett vanilla. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115308510644]

*Is there anyone, at any Officio, who could drink Chiaki under the table? Or is she the drunken world champion?‎
**"Getting drunk isn't a race, it's the goal." Anyone can drink Chiaki under the table, she just does it quicker. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115275321268]

*Actually, are there any Primarchs you don't really have any plans for showing up in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, I really can't say. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268214964]

*Who's the EMPRAH, though?
**Madoka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115268480436]

*Who's gonna end up being our Perturabo?
**Petra, the Fourth Warmaster! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267272628]

*What makes Kharn angry?
**Loud, annoying people full of ill-gotten bluster and pomp. People who have no style, only volume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115267230644]

*Who's gonna end up being our Sanguinius?
**Our best bro. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115259916468]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Which magical girls are the purest?
**Midori [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167275700]

*Which magical girls are the lewdest?
**Wendy [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167267252]

*Which other magical girls are the lewdest?
**Risa [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167474356]

*Heather vs. Sayaka! Fuckface vs. Bitch! Insane toughness vs. insane regeneration! Hot blooded justice vs. hot blooded justice! Eversor Rank Leader vs. Eversor Rank Leader! Who comes out on top?!
**Hahaha, that's tough! But I would definitely give it to Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115210038964]

*Scariest words for a magical girl to hear?
**"Miki Sayaka, Equerry of the Ninth Officio Assassinorum, Eversor. Prepare to defend yourself." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115205620148]

*Wouldn't the scariest thing for a magical girl to hear be the sound of their witch ripping into reality as their soul gem shatters into a grief seed and their world is then filled with pain and suffering? I'd rather fight Queen Bitch‎
**The question asked for words, not sound! The scariest sound would probably be Kharn's cackle in the darkness of your bedroom. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115209712308]

*Who is loudest meguca?
**Toss-up between Kyoko, Mary Sue Springfield and Heather Crunch. Although the last one probably takes it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115167258804]

*Does Chiaki have a Callidus fetish?
**I don't think it's based on rank, it's just...people she feels comfortable with. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115161424052]

*Who would Chiaki feel uncomfortable around without feeling hostile?
**Kyoko, Mami, Charlie, Midori, Wendy, Sayaka's getting there but not quite. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166559668]

*Isn't that people she feels comfortable around?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166742708]

*Who would she feel uncomfortable around?
**Anyone not listed? It's nothing personal, of course, that's just the way she's wired. Oh, and Kharn especially. Not that she doesn't like Kharn, but Kharn makes everyone uncomfortable. It's like bringing a giant attack dog made out of blades and teeth into a room with a leash made out of tissue paper, and saying that 'she's just a big softie' while you can see it's clearly imagining how it'd be to pick bits out of your bones out of its teeth later. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115166795956]

*If they made pillows shaped like butts would Chiaki get one?
**Probably not! The chair serves all her comfy needs, and a butt pillow just doesn't provide the same warmth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140780980]

*Chiaki's favorite brand of (non-fictional) smokes!?
**Marlboros! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115159471796]

*If Chiaki* increases her connection with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**Ahh. Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140100276]

*If Wendy increases her link with Yuu, will she be able to grope twice as many butts?
**I guess? Why Wendy though? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115140068020]

*What animals would the rest of the main cast be?
**Kyoko would be a friendly dog, Wendy would be another ornery cat, Midori an affectionate cat...this is not creative [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115139258804]

*If the MGNQ cast were animals what would Chiaki and Sayaka be?
**Chiaki is a cat, easily. Bad-tempered one. Sayaka is a dog, equally bad-tempered. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115115872436]

*How long has Pinky been around in this universe? Before Chiaki appeared? Or after her second most recent bout of explosive amnesia?
**Before Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115079087796]

*Chiaki is dragged to the circus to have fun by Kyoko and Midori. How much of a trainwreck does this become?
**It should actually be a fun time, but it needs Wendy there too [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071564724]

*If Coobs was forced to take some leisure time, with no MG, incubator, or business related work of any kind, How would he spend it?
**Sleep in his tower? But he's been doing everything for so long that it becomes a hobby to him, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115123727028]

*Do any named megucas listen to hardcore gangsta rap? If so, which ones?
**Kumatora is a big fan! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115071140788]

*Question-Is the 4th fragment of Chiaki from the barrier different from the devil homura who's been making herself known recently in dreams and timestop?
**I can't answer that, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115077057716]

*what are Girl A's initials if she were to play arcade shooting games and get a high score?
**AAA [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115059676340]

*How many scars does Chiaki have on her face? And why Chiaki having a lot of scars so hot?
**Maybe some on her jawline, I think, small ones? Dan's drawn a few of them and they look nice on her. And yes, I think it gives her a tough, dangerous look that's at odds with being a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115033805236]

*Chiaki's favorite Firearm Action? I'd imagine it would be Pump because she favors shotguns but....
**She likes them all, but yeah, pump is a favorite for her. Break action is also another that revs her engine up good, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027499444]

*Why is everyone so paranoid about Mami when she is clearly just a lovely person who as our (and, really, everyone's) best interests at heart?
**topkeki.jpg [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114996011700]

*What does the Third actually DO these days now that he doesn't have girls to watch over? Does he work like a bank for the other Incubators?
**He's situated at the Moonbase now, helping the First Warmaster's Equerry with managing the finances of the First. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114967710388]

*Has drunk Chiaki ever had her bar brawl days?
**Yes. A lot of those. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114953804980]

*About how angry will Pinky be after she finds out Chiaki didn't listen to her and kept talking with the Deagle?
**If Chiaki was the one who brought it up first, then apologized, how much would that lessen the severity of Pinky's rage. It's all in the delivery of the news. Even for someone like Pinky, it's bad to assume. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919557044]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*Is Mami the one QB loves?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114922697140]

*Is there a magical girl archer-ko around?
**Nope, not yet! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114931367604]

*What is Chiakis ring tone on her phone?
**https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cNmQI-GSNs [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114934546356]

*did QB ever fell in love?
**Yes. But he can give it up any time he likes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114912056756]

*"Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! " So Kyouko lancing someone to the moon with enough impact to make a crater is a possibility is Sayaka is kill?
**She'd be burned out for a long while after that, but yeah, it's possible Kyoko can do that. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945576372]

*Travis Touchdown has a MGNQ stand-in, Do the Killer7 or their universe-equivalent exist in the MGNQ-verse? I'd imagine their freaky 7-in-one deal would be easier to buy given the existence of magic. (Well it's technically 8 with Harman but details)
**They do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114945681588]

*How does Pinky feel about The Great Adding Wendy To Chiaki's Harem Strategy?
**You'll find out what she feels about it soon enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881331124]

*If Midori died on a mission, one she was sent on at the behest of someone other than Chiaki, how would Chiaki react? Would she be infuriated with the person?
**She'd blame herself, mostly. It's not the person's fault. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860208308]

*Let me clarify better on my previous question (the one about Midori dying); Chiaki would have no hand in what happened. All she knew was that someone selected her for a mission and it got Midori killed. Would Chiaki still blame herself even if she wasn't at fault at all?
**She would still hold herself responsible. She's the Warmaster now. If anyone else other than Kyuubey gave the order, she has no one else to blame. 'I should have paid closer attention', 'I should've caught that', that kind of thing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114894868916]

*how much floor does kharn destroy while doing the Cossack dance
**All the floors. That's why she only does that outsIde. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881765300]

*Kyoko and Wendy are have an all-you-can-eat pass to Burger Suplex, what handicaps would be needed for Kyouko to eat more than Wendy?
**None. Wendy just likes fast food, but she's not a voracious eater like Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114881063604]

*What's the MAXIMUM range of Kyouko's Spear Extension? Is it theoretically long as fuck ala Mugen Punch if Kyouko has the magic reserves to extend it that far?
**Theoretically it could be that range if she's angry enough! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114893863348]

*Odette and Eleanor are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?
**Both get magical girl diabeetus [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877658036]

*Odette and Kyoko are released in Wonka's Candy Factory. Who wins in an eating contest? Are there any survivors?‎
**Kyoko isn't into candy much, she's more into savory things and chocolate. I'll give this to Odette. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877363380]

*please stat the meguca's for their dance prowess!
**Chiaki knows how to carry a beat, Sayaka and Kyoko are Officio ballroom dance competition champions for two years running, Mami is cutely clumsy at it, Kharn can moonwalk but not without tearing up the dance floor (literally). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114853019828]

*Does it worry you that everyone (in the audience) is starting to catch onto your big plan to have Mami be the big bad?
**Hahaha, she is?! This is news to me! Mami's a positive force for Chiaki, how can she be the big bad?! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114877047988]

*Can anyone beat Chiaki's love for pills, alcohol and pancakes?
**No one. She is the best at it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872461236]

*Mami kind of reminds me of Griffith from Berserk. I bet she has the scariest death stare for when she's actually mad at someone, just like he does.
**Griffith as Mami is very apt, and yes, she does have that death stare. And you're in trouble if she wants to kill you, because she'll do it quickly without giving you a chance to fight back. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114872420020]

*If Madoka's Dad and Mami collaborated on a meal, would it be delicious enough to make magical girls cry?
**It would definitely be so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859493556]

*How much time does Coobs spend in his cat tower? And did 8-ball shamelessly get his own?
**He spends a lot of time in it. And yes, Eightball did get his own, with blackjack and some other stuff! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860499636]

*does midori have a chance to experience the Mami treatment?
**Well, what's the color of her ribbon, then? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858765236]

*How would Sayaka react to a magical girl who's punches shatter bones? With said punches being their normal strength?
**Get angry and headbutt her hard enough to stun her, before shoving Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie back in its gun-sheathe and executing a ridiculously-sweet Jetstream Sam combo with a Zandatsu finisher. That's...I think what she would do. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114859606708]

*Can Sayaka extend her swords like Kyouko's Spear extends itself when it lashes out? I remember seeing that on the madoka concept art books.
**Hmm, well, I suppose she could. She can definitely extend her sword when she needs to, but Sayaka's the sort to do it the hard way (i.e. charge in and start slashing up close). She only uses her magic to regenerate, everything else is through brute strength, speed and skill. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114858584244]

*Has Pinky loved Chiaki since 12000 years ago? Speaking of Pinky, will we see her again soon?
**She has never stopped loving Chiaki! Also, yes! Very soon! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857847988]

*What are Chiaki and Midori's Witches? Is there a chance they can face themselves due to the content in the Eleanor Write-ups?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857603764]

*What is sayaka's favorite gundam?
**Red Astray! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114701842868]

*Red Astray!? I would have thought Sayakar would have been a Exia person.
**Oh, she likes the Exia too, sure. She's always partial to the gundams that use swords exclusively, though. Especially material blades. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857276852]

*Can MGNQ Kyoko Rosso Fantasma!?
**She can do that, yes, but only in special occasions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857285556]

*So Kyoko likes the muscle-y look? How much muscle does she like?
**Kyoko likes the abs, definitely, but she also wants a bit of soft on Sayaka. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852341684]

*Does Sayaka actually care about getting huge, or is it just a natural byproduct of her desire to become a better Eversor?
**Both. She's aiming to be one of the best, if not THE best around. She also wants to look good for Kyoko, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114852206772]

*which meguca hides her /fa/wer level well?
**What is a /fa/wer level? D: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114826103220]

*I think /fa/wer level refers to fashion?
**Oh, alright! I wasn't familiar with the term, sorry! Going back to the original question, Sayaka actually knows how to dress properly, and has a decent fashion sense (as opposed to Kyoko who just throws on anything anyhow). Chiaki's E-rank in this stat, Mami is EX+ (she's got enough experience) and Ruri knows how to look fashionable even in just a shirt and nothing else. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114831195316]

*Has Chiaki ever literally bathed in alcohol? Will Chiaki ever literally bathe in alcohol? Can we invite people to the alcohol bath party?
**She has, multiple times. And no, it's a strictly private affair. Mr Kong gets insanely jealous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114815757748]

*What's the status of the Lust soul in Chiaki's warmaster hat?
**Sated for now, but it will resurge soon, and drive Chiaki for a 3P situation [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114803334324]

*Has Kyoko ever tried to grate cheese on Sayaka's abs?
**No, not because she was sure that it'd work but that'd be such a waste of cheese [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787410868]

*What is it Chiaki (and seemingly all the other girls) like about butts?
**They're soft and easy to touch! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787166900]

*What does Kumatora do when she's not working or assisting Green Green?
**Practicing the fine art of punching and kicking people dead. Her goal in life is to become just as good as the Ogre was. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114787108276]

*Who is the most flexible girl in the Ninth? Who is the least?
**Enishi and Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786141108]

*Kyoko seems to me like she'd go for puro. Does she have a favorite move/wrestler?
**GOLDBERG SPEAR. Meanwhile, Sayaka loves the Shining Wizard and all its iterations. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786014132]

*Does Kyoko go for the Jackhammer afterwards? It isn't the same without it!‎
**She does, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114786246324]

*What is Sayaka's workout like?
**1 hour cardio, 1 hour core, 1 hour sparring, 3 hours of lifting, 1 hour pilates. She starts early in the morning and ends near lunch. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114785858996]

*Which meguca is the best to snuggle with on a couch next to a crackling fire?
**Kyoko, Amber, Wendy. Top three. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114778745012]

*What's with Kyoko and burning people?
**Kyoko in MGNQ is a bit of a pyro, in that she thinks fire is awesome and things on fire is also more awesome? But honestly she just wanted to see if Chiaki would actually react to being set on fire. And it was hilarious. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114776279988]

*Do you have any funny anectdotes from the main/secondary characters' childhoods?
**Sayaka loved Kamen Rider, and she always bought the DX Gear of whatever rider was on at the time. She knows all the moves and the transformation poses. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765889716]

*Who is best suited to be Kharn's little sister?
**She's not the type to have one I think! Besides she's already getting a daughteru and a sun [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114745734324]

*I know imotos are their own, separate, group from the waifu tier, but can we pair up the imotos with each other? Misaka / Rea maybe?
**Hahaha, I don't think that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114738464948]

*Shouldn't Risa's Bloodthirster counter max out at 40,000 instead of whatever number it was before? lol‎
**It's currently at 500,000 points! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114749391540]

*which meguca is best lover
**Kyoko [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114746115764]

*is there a strong contender for Kharn's title and throne or did her kingdom of debauchery fell with her when she settled down?
**There's the Emperor of the Fourteenth, but otherwise Kharn retires undefeated. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114765733556]

*Is there an Eversor that uses a Shovel? Shield?
**Yes, there is! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114766644660]

*Why is Kharn called the Betrayer if her "betrayal" was unwilling? Or is Kharn being labeled "Betrayer" by the Templars meant to provide insight into the 2nd?
**The unfortunate truth of it is, no one really knows what happened (besides a few select individuals who have been told to keep their mouths shut). Everyone just thinks Kharn went nuts. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114737800116]

*Aside from obviously Midori and Iori, what were some of the other MGNQ characters you were willing to let Chiaki end up with?
**Amber's okay, but Sayaka's got competition. There's also Ruri and NECO, and Fabiola. But that said, I think it's okay for Chiaki to not end up with anyone, too? She's one of those types of people who probably could be alright being alone for a while. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114732038068]

*All cute characters in MGNQ have a fight to the death using their cuteness as weapons Who wins? Who loses hardest?
**YUU WINS FOREVER [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725799092]

*Would Chiaki be comfortable piloting a scopedog?
**I would say so! As long as it had lots of guns! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726771636]

*Has Chiaki ever committed violence/murder because of maple syrup?
**One time, Mami had to visit the Seventeenth, and Chiaki had to go to Charles' for her pancake fix (Charles is actually a competent cook). Yakuza came over and slapped her plate off the counter. She executed them noisily and messily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114726064308]

*Which girl is most like a Disney princess?
**Kharn [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725701812]

*While a magical girl recovering from witching out almost never happens, it has happened before (like with Kharn). What circumstances can cause it to occur, and what maximizes a meguca's chances?
**When she herself is already half a Witch in the first place! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114725048500]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*What would happen to Chiaki if Risa popped in for a visit and got Braids and Dildos drunk?
**Nothing. If there's anything Chiaki can boast with her former selves, it's being more alcohol tolerant than all of them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721057716]

*Dildos and Braids bring muh operating & timestuff to the party, but what does ++Murderface++ help Chiaki with?
**Corruption control. Not in the way that she can stop or absorb it, but allow Chiaki to use them to her advantage. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114698954420]

*How much does Eleanor have to train before she becomes swole?
**Until her face is ground into the dust [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699192756]

*Magical Girl of the Ninth most likely to spout random Engrish while fighting? (Heather doesn't count just because she contracted there!)
**I would say Kumatora! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114699016372]

*Does Sayaka have a series of T-shirts with obscenities in different languages on them in her wardrobe? What are the main cast's favorite swear words?
**Hahaha! That's a hilarious idea!
**Favorite swear words:
**Chiaki: Fuck(all permutations), Dildo, Shit
**Sayaka: Jesus Christ, Fuck(all permutations), Dumbass
**Kyoko: Dildo, Dildoes
**Wendy: FUCK THE QUEEN AT FUCKINGHAM PALACE
**Eleanor: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
**Odette: [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114664001204]

*Which meguca would get along with each Saiyan?
**Sayaka x Vegeta [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643086772]

*Does Chiaki ever have any kleptomaniac moments? I'd imagine it'd get very tempting with her hammerspace shield.
**She does, all the time. Mostly guns and weapons, though, it's always a compulsion for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641157556]

*Which MGNQ characters, main or write-up, would work best in a sitcom about their lives?
**The Eighth (Rabbits + Warmaster), Sayaka and Kyoko, The Sixth, The Fourteenth's Triarii and the Emperor...loads, mostly! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114642266804]

*Could Chiaki handle a Graviton Beam Emitter?
**Easily, although she'd have to brace herself against something at Level 3. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641701556]

*Whenever I want to make a cryptic reply via text, I say "Hahaha!" So, thanks for that. Has Chiaki ever experienced the joy of playing with a Gyrojet weapon (not a boltgun)?
**A gyrojet weapon...no, I don't think so. Not yet. She has played around with railguns though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114630812084]

*Is Chiaki capable of handling guns that would blow off a regular person's arm ala Alucard's Jackal and Casull? Or are vindicare arms too noodly?
**Chiaki can, actually. It's something all Vindicares are trained for, and for Chiaki it's a piece of cake (in fact I'd wager she's the only one who could, barring Rea). She's noodly for anything else though! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114621218740]

*Who possess the best butts outside the main cast?
**Hmm...Ahriman actually has a good one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114620329652]

*Does Chiaki ever unwind by hand loading weird things into a shotgun shell and going to the gun range? Silly putty shells are a lot of fun.
**Hahaha, that's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114619106484]

*Chiaki's top 10 personal favorite guns list?
**Hahaha, well, I'm not really that well versed with guns, but let's just say shotguns and big revolvers/handguns occupy them. If any player wants to help me come up with a list that Chiaki's personality might fit with, that'd be great! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114609231540]

*so you're saying madoka has 10k homuss in her harem?
**dassa lotta homus yeah? [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114614836148]

*How many time loops did Dildos say we went through to get to the current one? And are any of the previous loops going to be visited? Cause if not, I...have an idea.‎
**10,940+ something loops, I think! And yes, I think we can go with your idea if you're thinking what I'm thinking, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114603238836]

*What are Midori's favorite in-universe anime?
**Youra Yuri [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114601341620]

*What would have happened if Mirai Survived?
**Chiaki would have had a Miraival for Midori's love [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114600775860]

*What would Kyoko do if Chiaki suddenly up and ran off with Sayaka for a luv luv romance?
**Probably just really sad, but happy for them? Sad-happy? I don't even know because it's impossible [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114532577460]

*What would have happened if Midori styled our hair instead of Mami? Would we have gotten different choices? What is the best Chiaki Hair-style and why is it bobcut?
**Different choices, yes. You'd have gotten haircuts styled after her favorite anime characters, for one. Also, bobcut is best because it's sleek yet stylish [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114522347444]

*So Kharn was 18 during Malal Quest? Damn, she must have been one hell of a late bloomer.
**She was, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114514131124]

*Is Nagisa ded in MGNQ-verse
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114478613684]

*What would Chiaki, Midori, and Mami's classes be in Valkyria Chronicles? [Sayaka and Kyouko too if you ignore the fact they only almost exclusively use pigstickers]
**I haven't really played Valkyria Chronicles, sorry! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114515987892]

*What is Chiaki's non-magical armament of choice? Handguns? Rifles? Explosives? Golf Clubs? Any specific model? And what about the 3 Stooges as well? (maybe discounting Murderface).
**Chiaki loves big handguns and shotguns (the latter, double-barreled, sawed-off things, like in Killing Floor's Hunting Shotgun). Dildoes loves long rifles and machineguns, Braids loves golf clubs, combat knives, grenade launchers and flamethrowers. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114516885940]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Can Chiaki ride her MIG into battle like Fate/Zero Berserker can? Or like: http://youtu.be/YkNii55yZpc?t=42s or http://youtu.be/E82xfOCgOMc?t=2m16s ?
**Berserker would be more apt! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114479110068]

*How old is Kharn? She looked fairly young in Malal Quest, but she looks to be in her early twenties now.
**She's around that age, yes! 23! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114475000756]

*Why does Chiaki keeps on attracting large mammies type of girls?
**It's her noodle abilities! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114448658868]

*Are Snake and Otacon alive in the MGNQ universe?
**Only Snake! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114454105780]

*When was the last time Sayaka acted the mickey?
**Her first night together with Kyoko was kinda awkward [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445045684]

*When will Midori call Chiaki shempai?
**When she gets drunk again! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437731764]

*Chiaki and Girl A have shown themselves capable of time stop, but are they capable of clock-up and clock-down?
**Do note that Homura has access to these in various official games. Those are powers that Chiaki will have to unlock from Dildoes and Braids, respectively. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114422427316]

*What sort of rank did Ahriman have? Eversor, Vindicare, Callidus, Culexus, Vanus, or Venenum?
**She was, on paper, Vindicare, but her magic can work either up close or afar. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114431078324]

*Ahriman has been shown to be a high level spellcaster type. Are there any similar magical girls, particularly those that would fit a lower-level spellcaster archetype?
**Of course! There are magical girls who fit the 'wizard' or 'spellcaster' archetype easily. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114430523060]

*Could Sonya from Kill Me Baby survive a fight with a magical girl?
**She'd be a very skilled United Assassins Association member, but unfortunately no match for a Magical Girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412599220]

*Kharn suffers from hypersexuality. Is Misaka's brother capable of satisfying her, or does Kharn cheats him?
**Souji does just fine satisfying her! For Kharn it's more of the thrill of the hunt (although the lust is a big part of it)! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114412508852]

*are piercings a thing for this gals?
**Some of them, I suppose! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114409971636]

*Between an arm-wrestling match between Sayaka and Kyouko who wins?
**It would degenerate into hand-holding after a while. They don't like competing with each other much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114408490164]

*Will Chiaki always be a cold noodles?
**Always [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114404719028]

*What kind of music does Murderface like? I keep trying to imagine it and all I keep coming back to is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY5hDzWfnxw
**She likes something more with a bass beat to them. Dethklok is cool to her too! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114403487924]

*Has Iori seen NECO's photo of Chiaki and Midori sucking face yet? What was her/will be her reaction to it?
**Not very good. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397073844]

*You'd think that with Mami's connections and abilities that she would end up with the First Officio. Why hasn't she?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396969396]

*Are the Incubators capable of dimensional or time travel?
**Dimensional, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396778932]

*Are there any megucas that like to slam and jam in the Ninth?
**Kyoko and Kumatora, most likely! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396308916]

*What kind of music do each of your megucas like? Kyoko seems like a heavy hip hop and rap person for some reason.
**Kyoko does like that kind of music and rap metal, the sort that makes a lot of noise and heavy bass notes. Sayaka's heavy metal phase is ending and going strong into idol music. Kharn loves classic love songs, Mami likes symphonies. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114387502260]

*What would happen if Girl A and Chiaki were to meet?
**After the requisite gunfight, getting drunk. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114368911284]

*What happens if someone touches Pinky's Grief Moon?
She'll get mad. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366174388]

*What happens if someone licks Pinky's Grief Moon?
**She gets angrier! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366523572]

*Will we ever see a Chiaki-Yuu Kamehameha? Because that would be awesome. And is Yuus master really Roshi?
**If Chiaki trains and uses the gauntlets a whole lot, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366478516]

*The time-stopping shield, has it ever given an obrez to Chiaki Matsuda?
**I think Murderface or Girl A would have gotten one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367334068]

*Is Sayaka a follower of the way of Zyzz? Or is she jelly, brah?
**She doesn't use anything other than oats and protein drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365608884]

*How often does Sayaka catch people mirin?
**A lot of times, moreso when she's training in the Officio gym. She just chooses to ignore them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365455028]

*Speaking of Duke, would he have a chance with Mami? Opposites attract each other, and a delicate and refined girl like Mami is the polar opposite of Duke. Also, always bet on Duke.
**I would...I haven't really considered that option? But Mami's always too busy for a relationship. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365398964]

*is mami open for personal assistants?
**Hmm, well, she has a few candidates lined up already! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365203380]

*What kind of stats would Chiaki have, discounting time fuckery or golden weapons? Because she seems kinda middling with out those advantages.
**Without time stop or the golden weapons, Chiaki's more of an average vindicare, but she's definitely quicker on the draw and better at aiming than most. She's also got a penchant for brutality, so that works out for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114364267700]

*Has Wendy Cooldown achieved what Leonardo Di Caprio could (or not) during Inception? That is, planting a false memory on her victim while he/she is sleeping.
**I would say so. That's in the purview of her abilities. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363033268]

*Is there any faction in the world capable of antagonizing QB and his kind?
**Each other. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362844596]

*Who would win a fair chess game? Misaka or Malal?
**Misaka would win in three moves until Malal distracts her with candy and/or asks her about how the teleporter repairs are doing. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362565812]

*which girls did not feel the tension before the alcohol was brought in?
**Kyoko, because Kyoko is low tension all the time (in that she can't read the mood most of the time). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362248372]

*Is Mordred ever going to get the chance to redeem herself?
**Most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361468084]

*Then what are Kyoko and Amber's kinks?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359714740]

*Are there any magical girls who focus on driving/piloting things?
**There's K, a Seventeenth Officio Culexus who focus on driving cars - pretty much anything that can be driven if I remember correctly. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359916724]

*How badly would an eversor be shunned if they were slow (but made up for it in pure strength and power)? You'd still have to hit your targets.
**There are Eversors like that who aren't the fastest but really hit like powerhouses (like Yuu, for example). They wouldn't be shunned too badly, but probably be the butt of the joke unless they made it clear to their squad that they're tough as nails (probably by punching a joking squadmate to next week, or just proving it in combat). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359754420]

*Is Kyoko into that thing where you eat sushi off a naked girl, that girl preferably being Sayaka?
**Not...really? Because she'd be too busy scarfing the sushi down to notice the girl's naked. "Oh hey, you're not gonna eat this, right?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359627444]

*Is Sayaka into swordplay during sex, then? No, Sayaka is embarrassingly vanilla.
**Ask Amber or Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359479988]

*>Ask Amber or Kyoko. Are you saying Kyoko has kinks?
**Both redheads do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359582900]

*Sayaka can pull swords out of cakes. Do any other megucas have odd tricks like this?
**Mami has something similar with her rifles. Kharn can make Skulltaker grow larger temporarily. Chiaki can spawn 'reloads' and steal girls' underwear while they're still wearing it. I'm sure the other writeup girls have their own neat tricks, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359447220]

*But Sayaka is always pulling her 'sword' out of a cake...
**She can pull swords out of mostly anything, as long as her hand is hidden [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359423924]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*Was best kharn mind raped
**No, she just had her sanity got the best of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358625204]

*HOW DOES BEST MAERORUS KHARN LOSE WITH EX RANK EVERYTHING?!
**It's dat low sanity mang [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358548148]

*How advanced is Tiny Pete's AI at this point?
**Something like advanced servitor-type AI, where he can make decisions on his own but ultimately follow Misaka's orders to the letter. Nothing as advanced as Blade Wolf's, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358221236]

*Then why do Chiaki and Area need glasses?
**For Chiaki, it's always been something of a comfort issue with her. She identifies with the glasses mostly, and she wears it to 'help' her vision. It's sort of an unknown placebo effect with her. As for Rea, well, it is a mystery. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357833652]

*We all know what Pinky thinks of this world's Homu, but how does she feel about the rest of the meduka meguca gang?
**She misses Mami, she wishes Sayaka would just witch out and get it over with so she doesn't have to relive the entire painful process again, and she really misses Kyoko. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357576372]

*Why do magical girls never marry guys?
**They do! But there's really no room in what they do to get a working relationship going. Kharn got lucky in that she and Souji were already close then. They do go for flings and short-term relationships though. Short answer, it takes a lot of guff to make one work if you're a magical girl. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114357698484]

*What happened to Oriko?
**She turned evil! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114322872244]

*We know Mami has the best mamis in the Ninth. Who's got the best 'ass'ets?
**Chiaki. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286836404]

*What is the chance of pairing best mamis and best assets?
**It's going to be a very uphill struggle. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114305459124]

*Who asked who out first with KyoSaya?
**Sayaka asked Kyoko out first! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114286901684]

*who is kumatora
**Hat-chan's self-insert! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114281617844]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*I think most of the players assume Mami isn't as benevolent as she seems, but most of us still love her. That said, I've never seen anyone say anything about Kyouko sucking up or being anything less than the perfect bro. Does Kyouko have muscles underneath her costume, or is it just Sayaka?
**Kyoko eats horribly enough that there's a very thin layer of healthy over her muscles. If you have her take off her shirt and flex, though, she'll take you to the gun show most likely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114277298868]

*Is it even possible to hate Kyouko? Is it possible to not love Mami?
**Well, I would say so! Players may find Kyoko's friendliness as her sucking up to her Warmaster buddy, and Mami's smile and warmth may be seen as someone being utterly duplicitous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276817332]

*Just how did Kyouko become our friend?
**Kyoko just took a liking to Girl A mostly, she reminded her of her younger sister somewhat. Granted, it's easy for Kyoko to be friends with anyone, but she really thought 'hey, this person needs a pal' with Murderface and tried her best to be there even when only Mami was the one to stick up for her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276807348]

*Is there a maximum level of Kyoko best bro-ness?
**There's very little that Kyoko won't do for Chiaki if she asks, including missing her own wedding. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276662708]

*Does that mean we'll get to turn Tiny Pete into a giant stomping murderterminator ON WHEELS? SIGN ME UP
**Anon please he's already got a Contemptor chassis [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276012724]

*Wait, I thought Tiny Pete was a Termie, not a Dreadnought
**Misaka can take his AI and put it on another chassis, basically ! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276159668]

*Are you telling me that Misaka can build Dreadnoughts? Why hasn't she taken over the world yet?
**She's only a one-man construction team and arms dealer, so it takes her a long time to make that stuff. But the players did give her a new pet and helper! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114276269492]

*Which character would you say the players least 'get'? Like they seem to have an idea about who they are or how they work that doesn't quite mesh with what you're trying to portray?
**I think if there are any characters that the players get the least, it's more of my own shortcomings in not being able to put them across. I think one of them is Yuma, but then again YumaQuest as a whole was really emotionally-driven and very hard to write on my part. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275626164]

*Is the Queen a member of the Second?
**Long retired one, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114275544244]

*Where would Kyōko and Sayaka spend their honeymoon?
**Castle Greyskull in Britain, i.e. the Second Officio's headquarters. Probably! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114274729908]

*Has anyone defeated Kharn in battle besides Yuma/Malal and that one Fragment of Chiaku?
**Yes! After Malal's death, she was defeated by someone from the Sixth, in one sparring match that nearly went to death. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114271344308]

*How many foreign governments have been toppled by Mami in the past? Also, how many FSB or CIA agents have been put to sleep permanently by Chiaki Matsuda?
**Quite a few, but she never brags about them. As for the latter, enough to make a skull throne of her own! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114269908916]

*Is Nanoha is part of the First (that WAS her in Song of the Sixteenth, right?), does that mean Fate's with them, too?
**There's a good chance of it, yes! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267540916]

*How many officio girls actually have boyfriends/husbands or just male companions in general?
**There are actually a handful of them, just very uncommon. The Warmaster of the Sixth, for instance, is already married! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114267355572]

*I looked through the first thread of MGNQ, and I noticed that Mami had a scar across her neck. Was that meant to be relevant?
**Hahaha, well, I wasn't really expecting for MGNQ to run past that first thread, so I just drew the stuff I liked for it. It doesn't mean anything other than to terrify! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114220772276]

*Which characters are the cutest? Which characters act the cutest?
**That's a hard one...but I'll still go with Pinky. Madoka I think has a very cute design, and Pinky really gives it a creepy edge. Acting the cutest...well, there's always Misaka! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114187830964]

*Yuma is based on a real person? Who could be such a hurricane of bad decisions?
**Hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114185356980]

*Which characters in MGNQ are based on people you know?
**There's a lot! Kharn, Malal, Yuma, Midori, Kumatora, Misaka, Rea to name the most notable ones. Of course everyone knows Wendy. Souji's one too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114170026932]

*Is Kumatora related to Takatora? now a serious question: do you have any advice for some one thing on running a quest?
**Her older brother, yes! And if you run a quest, only take your writing seriously, and never the quest itself. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167983028]

*Why did Chiaki train Kumatora? And why is she Midori's assistant now? An eversor getting trained by a vindicare and then assissting a callidus makes no sense to me.
**That's a question that will be answered in a future flashback, but the short answer is that Kumatora was once a really incorrigible delinquent trainee. She was paired up with Murderface to 'scare' her straight, and it backfired in the best way possible. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114167126708]

*Will we ever get a competent male character? Emphasis on competent. Like giving Incubators a run for their griefseeds.
**Hahaha, well, whoever they are needs to wake up really early in the morning to do that! Or not sleep at all! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157779380]

*Why are the Incubators trying to keep the existence of magic a secret?
**They're not! It's just easier this way, more convenient. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157711540]

*why did the first choose the moon exactly? why not mars?
**It's closer to Pinky's Grief Seed and gives him an uninterrupted line of sight with his moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157585588]

*most cutest incubator? The Thirteenth! He has little glasses.
**He thinks he's people. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114157509556]

*Will anyone surpass Mami-san's pancakes?
**No one! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156693428]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]

*How much of a bitch is Sayaka really
**She's just the sort of person to stick to her convictions and hates Murderface so much you can't believe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155944116]

*In a serious battle, who would win: Midori or Kumachan?
**The first versus question? I would really put it down to each character's conditioning and mental state. But if for some reason they were really angry with each other, like Midori missed another deadline because of shenanigans or Kuma accidentally buying the wrong kind of paper...Kuma would win in a beatdown. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155664820]

*Is there anyone lewder than Midori?
**Enishi probably is, all things considered. But Midori can really get into it that I haven't shown in the main quest yet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155000756]

*What made you decide to give Kyouko an eyepatch?
**Eyepatches are always cool, and the only character who could pull one off and be even cooler with it is Kyoko! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154948532]

*Will Sayaka ever be Cavefish huge? Will you?
**I've always envisioned Sayaka to eventually get a Bruce Lee-type body - streamlined but very built, very hard, somewhat wiry but still feminine. As for me, well, even work is conspiring to keep me away from the gym, but I'm trying! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114154786740]

Questions and Answers: Setting, Mundane

2015-04-12T16:32:41Z

TwiceBorn: Added new questions.

A collection of Question and Answer sessions with Deculture, collected from threads or from his Ask.fm. This page contains questions and answers about mundane aspects of the setting, including buildings, geographic locations, institutions such as Officios, political entities, and general non-magic-related setting info.

==Questions from Threads==

===Thread 69===
*And how many people in the Officio know the thing with the tongue? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/#p21934096]
**And a lot of people in the Officio. You can count most of the Eversors as fans of Midori's manga. Not a lot of the Vindicares, though, because they're an uppity bunch. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/#p21934082]

*Oh, I actually do have a question. How closely-affiliated are the different Officios internationally? Obviously they keep tabs on one another and we know a lot of the other Incubators apparently don't like Coobie much, but how much do they tend to know about each another? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/#p21934119]
**Some of them have alliances with each other, some are rivals, others are sworn enemies. You have to really see each Officio as sort of a large business, and the Incubators their CEOs. Their employees may not like each other very much, but it rarely comes to blows when the CEOs are concerned.
**Except for Jyuubey, which is I hope I've portrayed as something of an underground movement thing. He's actually more of an outcast. But they do have that 'all Incubators are my brothers' kinda deal. [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/#p21934170]

===Thread 75===
*Errr... Midori mentioned that she had got up to twenty-six volumes on her manga. But when we first brought up the subject on the plane.
*>Midori nods after a moment. "Y-yeah, sempai. I'm up to the sixth volume already."
*Is that a continuity error/typo or was Midori lying? [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389778]
**Ahaha, well, let's just say Midori may have been hiding some volumes from her publisher! [http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/#p22389806]

==Questions from Ask.fm==
*Could you tell us the metods and some examples of how Nicole and Malal pre-contract defeated sparklies? It's something that I always wanted to know, considering how difficult it has to be for a normal Cheating.
**Shaped charges. Getting crazy good with a gun and basically anything to smack a Soul Gem to dust with. Taking advantage of the fact that Magical Girls are still girls - just a lot of mean things that Nicole or Malal are particularly proud about, but they had to do them to survive.
**Malal also had a really strong intuition that bordered on precognition even when she wasn't contracted. It gave her nightmares and migraines constantly if she abused it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126897950132]

*what event can make a huge betting ring in the 9th officio?
**Sayaka versus Chiaki in another sparring match. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126834156980]

*Do any officios/other factions have any Maerorus in active rotation?
**Nope. Only the First has them.
**But the Thirteenth has their own secret projects. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126717972404]

*Are there any megucas in places of power outside of Officio control, like queens, princesses or politicians?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126200130740]

*Is there any spy from the Twentieh in the Ninth? And in case the answer is yes... IS ONE OF THE GIRLS THAT WE KNOW????!!!!!
** It's rumored that the Twentieth has spies in all the Officios. The only way to be sure is to purge your entire Officio down to the last girl, and then kill her just to be double-sure! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125984103348]

*Which religions correspond to red and blue truth?
**I'm not sure if I can point out any equivalents, but the faith that believes in the Blood Knight's teachings would most likely be somewhat Viking-ish? Valhalla, fighting, drinking, so on. As for the First Knight, it would be hardcore Crusader catholic + Imperial Creed, with a strong emphasis of crushing heretics under your heel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/125800801460]

*In the MGNQ universe, who popularized the use of "dildos" in the 9th Officio and what is it's definition in context? Just an expletive?
**That honor goes directly to Sayaka, after one of her visits to the Eighth. She didn't know the exact meaning of it (and she still doesn't) but she figured it was a really unique way to call someone a fucking idiot. And so it's taken root in the Ninth as part of the vernacular there, to call someone out on their lack of skill, common sense, or just being an idiot in general. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124763585460]

*Does the first officio issue meguca holidays?
**Yep! There are holidays like Emperor's Day, Day of the First Knight, holidays where the Megucas can take breaks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124487782580]

*What does the ideal Eversor breakfast look like?
**High protein, high energy! Meat, preferably rare and bloody, with energy drinks! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124333788852]

*So, like, raw meat? Freshly killed meat? Meat that's alive right up until it's consumed?
**Yep! Of course Sayaka just cooks a lot of steak for Kyoko. She's trying to make her eat healthier so instead of beef it's usually tuna or salmon. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124335622324]

*Sayaka hasn't be introduced to the 10/10 meat that is chicken I see. (red meat is supposed to be bad for you yes?)
**It's bad for sedentary folk, yeah. But if you're really building muscle (and have a hyperactive Eversor metabolism) then protein is protein. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124367496116]

*2 questions: Does the Church of the Blessed Lady have things like Saints? Did the Blessed Lady religion exit before the arrival of the 20 Officio-leading Incubators?
**The Church does indeed have things like saints. And yes, it did! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/124324511156]

*Who made the futa formula and why?
**Amber Nakajima did. "For kicks." [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126240702900]

*Does the futa formula work on non-magical girls?
**Yes but it's generally not recommended because it stays permanent
**I had to think about that in the middle of doing my reports at work
**What am I doing [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126244122548]

*When will the Futa Formula show up in quest?
**It's called Solution H anon [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126251502772]

*I have two question DECULTURE! Do magical girls of the nineth read teen age novels(like Fifty shades)? AND will sempai ever notice me?
**MM x MM is the Fifty Shades of Magical Girls, Anon. It is that trashy.
**And yes, sempai will notice you. Eventually. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/126296849588]

*How much does your Officio/Officios pay its employees?
**It's hard to pin it down to exact yen or dollar values, but suffice to say trainees or newcomers get a generous weekly allowance, active members on duty get a monthly salary based on rank, performance and mission output.
**Chiaki's pay grade is basically The Officio's Bank account = Her bank account. She just needs Kyuubey's signed permission for any big purchases. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122919308468]

*Given Chiaki's popularity in the 9th, are there any MGs who have attempted to mimic her mannerisms or clothing styles? Were there any trends started by Chiaki?
**Some Magical Girls tried out the cigarettes, whiskey and painkillers thing, but found that smelling like a spit-encrusted ashtray in some hole-in-the-wall bar on the wrong side of town wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
**There was also a lot of broken wrists from people trying to one-hand a Desert Eagle.[http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122715237300]

*Does the 9th Officio have a war vehicle?
**Yep! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122670086836]

*Are Eversor's taught to fight with missing limbs? Is that something that is trained in some Officios? Or is it just something you'll have to figure out on your own when it happens?‎
**A little bit of both. I think Sayaka intentionally lops off an arm or a leg from her most promising trainees when they go up for multi-opponent sparring rounds. The Sixth does something similar in that regard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122523168948]

*Do Eversors also get attitude training? Or do they all just have extreme personalities?
**They have anger management classes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122527096756]

*Do your Officios have any sort of hazing rituals/traditions that they put newcomers through?
**One of the initiation rituals of the First is to space a new recruit without a suit or oxygen and force her to rely on her abilities to stay alive for an entire week. The First Warmaster survived for an entire month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121942593716]

*Are there any Officios in Africa or India?
**I don't think so. I'd hazard there are sattelite offices of nearby Officios there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121887279028]

*Do Officios ever meet up to do something fun? Like organize magical football tournaments or Warmaster poker games?
**There's always something like that year after year, yes. Like Inter-Officio Warmaster/Rank Leader fighting tournaments, tests of strength/skill and beauty pageants as well (especially for Callidus. The Twentieth are always no-shows.)
**Vindicares from all over the world also congregate yearly at the Sixth Officio for a videogame tournament that Rea Ashford is the champion of for three years running. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/122004698292]

*Whatever happened to Coobs discouraging workplace relationships? Did he notice the insane amounts of lesbianism one day and realize not even orbital bombardment from the first could stop this?
**Pretty much that. He reminds everyone not to do it, but turns a blind eye to the stuff he sees. It's more 'just don't exchange spit in public where everyone can see' etc. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121480748724]

*Malal! What lead to the conception of the tradition that Culexuses must share a precognition of a friend's death before their skull can be painted on their helmet? Was it something you came up with? Who painted the skull on your helmet?
**"It was something I learned from the Seventh's Spiritual Liege. People may see it as dark and morbid but I think it's a good exercise to be at peace with the impermanence of life, and the acceptance of the fact that we're all going to die someday. No other Magical Girl understands those two things better than a Culexus does. And marking your helmet with a skull is symbolic - you don't dread the knowledge that you've seen, you're wearing it as armor. You've accepted it, you've made peace with it, and no one can use it against you.
**I had Xiaomei paint the skull for me, that's why it looks so good. She's actually quite good with a paintbrush, and she makes for great conversation even if she gets a bit too naggy at times.
**Why skulls though? I don't know. Because they're cool? What do you want from me?" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/121344670644]

*Is there a similar meguca:civilian ratio among Officios, or does it depend on the Officio?
**It depends on the Officio! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117938205364]

*Other than Twitter/Chirpee, what other websites have different names in MGNQ?
**Bad Dragon > Dildo Emperor's Dildo Emporium [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119599100852]

*So just being insufferable isn't enough to get a magical girl retired?
**Nnno. If you're a Magical Girl and you find someone else insufferable, you challenge them to an honor duel. If that doesn't settle it, you challenge them to a murder duel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119608930228]

*What determines if a magical girl needs to be retired?
**Incubators can track the state of Soul Gem purity of every girl contracted to them, as well as their general mental state and well-being. Sometimes they'll get flagged on a particular magical girl, who, while their gem may be pure, is quickly degenerating in a mental sense - probably someone whose power has compromised them, or simply breaking down from all the pressure, or even just going absolutely nuts. Their Soul Gems would slowly start to darken in a way that no Grief Seed would be able to resolve - it's that kind of despair that no one can come back from, and Incubators need to make sure they don't spread it to the other girls or they'll have a crisis on their hands. Thus, retirement. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119396345268]

*Are eversors generally proficient with all melee weapons?
**They're trained to be proficient in a handful of weapons (minimum of ten) and be masterful at their favorite. But usually they can pick up any weapon and be reasonably deadly with it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119319663028]

*I was thinking about the whole Oriko ordeal (that we still have to wrap up coughcoughDecucoughcough), and in addition to reading that one magical girl pirate writeup, how many rebellion magical girl groups are there?
**Not a whole lot. Incubators rarely like loose ends running about. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118871458484]

*How involved were the incubators in historical political events (like WWII, Cold War, etc.)?
**More than we know but less than they think! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/119070795700]

*Can a meguca turn down a warmaster promotion?
**Of course she can. Mami did it before, Malal did it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118761199028]

*What's the current year of MGNQ?
**820XX! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118675232180]

*On average, how long does it take to train each type of meguca?
**Eversors and Vindicares usually take around three months to half a year. Callidus takes a year to two. Culexus train basically all their lives - which is three years max. Hahahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118449017012]

*Aside from Walpurgisnacht, what other times do most of the officios work together?
**When all the Incubators decide that a particular Magical Girl has fallen enough that she presents a terrible risk not only to their own pieces but also the entire game board, the Second will declare that magical girl as Diabolus Traitoris. The First will authorize it. The Magical Girl will then be hunted by all the Officios until she is killed. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118449097140]

*How proficient is your average Eversor with firearms and ranged weapons? How proficient is your average Vindicare with melee weapons?
**Proficient enough to know that looking down the barrel to check for jams is wrong. Proficient enough to know that the pointy end goes into the other combatant! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118576897716]

*How effective was the Ninth under Vintage's administration?
**Aggressive business growth, multiple revenue streams, even more aggressive mundane/magical staff recruitment drives...basically she helped the Ninth become a financial superpower. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118020001204]

*>effectiveness of Vintage's administration // In that case, how was Kharn's reign as Warmaster? Overall, did she increase or decrease the Ninth's standing among the other Officios?
**Whenever Kharn slips the leash she's either fucking other magical girls or fighting them to the death. Sometimes both. Draw your conclusion. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118074814132]

*>Draw your conclusion. // True, though I was also wondering if Malal's influence had merely kept the Ninth from sinking (or failed to do even that), or had actually built upon what Vintage had already made.
**She built upon it for sure. Vintage passed on as much knowledge as she could to Malal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118075224500]

*Which Officio is, overall, the best at sex? What about the Officio that's best at being lewd?
**The Ninth [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118046308788]

*>The Ninth // Is this only true ever since Midori joined the Ninth?
**Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/118071927732]

*How do the Officios have huge stacks of Grief Seeds if a meguca pretty much needs to restore after like one witch fight on average, especially considering that there's sometimes more than one meguca fighting a witch?
**That will be explained soon, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117943792820]

*How do the Officios obtain Grief Seeds if they retire all their Puellas before they Witch out?
**Sometimes they don't quite get to retire their Puellas before they Witch out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117684812724]

*What does the average Eversor of the Ninth do to train?
**Turning their bodies into INVINCIBLE KILLING MACHINES! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117819837876]

*What kind of training exercises?
**Well, I haven't really thought of specifics, but Sayaka's training regimen for all Eversors (since she's Rank Leader now, she gets to set them) is basically a whole lot of skill and combat training juxtaposed with training exercises designed to make Eversors stronger, faster and harder. This means weightlifting and cardio. Some legendary ones include chopping off a novitiate's arm, giving her a sword, and having her fight off an entire squad and lasting for as long as possible. Live-weapon kumites are also common. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117850062004]

*Is Dethklok in the MGNQ Universe as ridiculously rich/hyped/popular as in the series? Or are they more realistically so, like Metallica, Queen and other legendary bands? What about Snakes N' Barrels, Thunderhorse and Zazz Blammymatazz?
**They're more realistically famous like famous rock bands, same goes for the others. It's Super Idols like Kirishima Ruri that have achieved Metalocalypse Dethklok-like stardom. The entire Kirishima Ruri franchise earns enough money to buy Belgium. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117585915828]

*How do the Callidus trainees view Enishi?
**"Miss Enishi's really good as a Callidus and as a trainer, but I think she's got a complex about losing her v-card or something..."
**"Maybe she's had some bad experience with guys? I've tried helping her get an online dating profile, but she kept crying about how it keeps linking her to guys who wear hats a lot."
**"Don't catch her in a bad mood, or she'll really ruin your day. By dragging you into her room and forcing you to watch these western movies about girls falling in love with the wrong guy. That's for the rest of the day, so say goodbye to your schedule."
**"At least she's not as bad as Miss Sayaka, but please, someone get her laid!" [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117562095284]

*How related are the Church of the Blessed Lady (Madokami followers) and the Cult that Wendy joined/infiltrated (Pinky followers)?
**They're different sects, like the Roman Catholic Church is somewhat related but still seperate from, say, 7th Day Adventists. They still worship the same goddess, just not in the same way, or they worship different interpretations of her. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117315550388]

*Has the First actually contracted any of his current magical girls himself? Or are they all taken from other Officios?
**I think one or two are contracted by the First personally. All the others are taken from other Officios. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117251039924]

*Are there doujins of the Miracle Midori doujins, and if there are how does Midori feel about Miracle Midori and Murder Mayumi being taken by faceless men?
**Asked this one to Midori herself. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
**[Redacted]: I can imagine a substantially popular doujin series of an original property could probably inspire it's own doujins, yes.
**[Redacted]: It's complicated. She knows that's just how a lot of doujins are. She can't really say she approves because magical girls raped by normal people feels like it's against the spirit of what she'd want in her setting.
**[Redacted]: That, and she doesn't want to say anything good about rape at all, even though it happens in her own books and may or may not have have been complicit with it in real life.
**[Redacted]: (In secret she thinks "room full of faceless men" rape porn isn't that bad, though.) [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117059279540]

*are there officios in north/south poles?
**There should be, or at the very least satellite offices. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117155320500]

*What would be the designation of a Magical Girl that wished to be an -extremely- good pilot? [or tank operator, driver, whatever]
**Any of the other ranks. Any responsible Incubator will use that wish (moreso if it's a Culexus-worthy wish) to make sure that the magical girl has other uses BESIDES being someone behind the wheel. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117109134260]

*Has there been any other Warmasters of the Fourth aside from Petra?
**It's possible! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116992542900]

**Can megucas cause themselves to witch out? If so, what would happen if multiple girls did that next to each other at the same time?
**Witching out isn't quite a voluntary thing, but it's kind of like how a suicide pact will go. There are certain substances and things you can do to trigger a self-witch out. If multiple witches manifest all at the same time, it can cause an amalgamation that may be tougher to put down than a single witch, and this'll necessitate multiple squads being rolled out to address it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/117010470324]

*How is an Eversor's weapon chosen? i.e. Sayaka and Kyouko just started using swords and spears because they were given to them, but could a girl ditch that and just use whatever?
**Of course! An Eversor is always obligated to obtain perfect mastery of the weapon their Magical Girl form gives them, but they're also required to be handy with other stuff. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116968529076]

*so aside from the traditional form of putting a ring on it, what are the more popular things meguca's do to show that sign of commitment with their significant other/others?
**They name weapons and final attacks after their loved ones. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116818854324]

*What is the Ninth the best at? What are they merely really good at?
**Just like the Ninth, they're a great all-rounder - the Ryu to the Eight's Ken. They also offer attractie package deals for the discerning customer. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116636418740]

*What're the differences between prosthetic limbs from the Second and prosthetic limbs from the Fourth?
**The Second gets a lot of help from the Fourth to develop their own tech, but mostly the difference is that tech from the Second = more about being able to take abuse/heavy combat usage, and the Fourth will be for more delicate things/modular tech/possibly multipurpose. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116617290932]

*So the Sixth 'gets all the bitches' as it were?‎
**No, that's Kharn. The Sixth just smell pleasantly primal. Must be all the exercise and training they do! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116615580852]

*Which meguca parties hardest?
**It is known that the Fourteenth throws the best parties. The Eighth throws the loudest. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116549457076]

*Are the numbers on all of the weapons supposed to represent arcanas (same as the Officios)
**Yep! But the Officio numbers, not so much. They're just numbers corresponding to the Incubator that owns them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116560542900]

*Was the officio system established on "first contact" or did the Incubators have a period where they did contracts in the original TV series? If so, are there any veteran girls from that period?
**The latter, and no, they're mostly dead or Witched Out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116464545204]

*I always thought Yuma & All Culexus of the 9th wore 1:1 hardsuits of Malal's design, but is AirtightTrash's on Yuma's hardsuit canon as of current time? or has she since swapped over?
**I think AirtightTrash's version of Yuma's hardsuit is a bit simplified. Yuma's is slightly different, as with special cases. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116467047348]

*Does the Warmaster of the First have a special title?
**Horus. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116443112372]

*Is there a warmaster hazing by other warmasters of other officios?
**Hahahaha! Maybe! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116387552436]

*will there be a secret warmaster initiation rights?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116384851380]

*Does the Ninth Officio have a mobile carrier/some sort of battleship/armored personnel carrier on-call? If it doesn't have a name yet, can Chiaki name it?
**This is possible, hahaha! And yes, I suppose Chiaki could! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116325610676]

*which officio has a standard uniforms for formal events?
**Pretty much all of them? Well maybe not the Eighth, because Mary Sue's suggestion of everyone wearing American flag jumpsuits was turned down. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365486260]

*In this world, Sayaka seems to have some Iaido training, does it come naturally as a part of the "muh eversor sword proficiency" or did Sayaka have to learn from a master? Is her style that general freehand saber-dueling stuff or does she incorporate eastern swordplay when using her regular sword?
**Eversors are more or less expected to be competent, if not be a master of a handful of styles. The Ninth Officio mandates that a neophyte must have mastery of at least ten styles, both armed and unarmed combat, to be minted as a fully-fledged Eversor. Sayaka takes that and ratchets it all up to insane degrees - I would say she spends most of her time just training, and training, and training to be the absolute best at what she does. If you've ever heard of the expression where you may think you're the best, but down the road, someone stronger and more talented is training themselves up to smash you into the ground? Sayaka wants to be that latter person for EVERYONE. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116365515700]

*Do megucas keep in touch with their parents if they're still around or is that frowned upon?
**Nope! It's only that they don't talk too much about mission details or their work as Magical Girls. Less of a fuss that way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116279761076]

*Does your Officio have any secret weapons/last resorts?
**Of course! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116319040692]

*Are there any megucas that live with their parents or families? I so, how do they deal with not being able to share such a large part of their lives with the people they live with?
**There are! And basically it's because of the money, or the prestige, or even being able to do things nobody else could. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116291790516]

*Do megucas keep in touch with their parents if they're still around or is that frowned upon?
**Nope! It's only that they don't talk too much about mission details or their work as Magical Girls. Less of a fuss that way. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116227442612]

*Has a magical girl ever graduated college with a degree?
**Of course! For Venenum, especially, you have to have a good handle on medicine and biology to be one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116088193460]

*What determines if a magical girl lives in the Officio or in an apartment?
**Her rank, and how well she gets along with the other girls in a communal quarters environment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116222280884]

*Is the moon actually a giant robot?
**No, there's just a moon base on it! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116141031860]

*What does the First do for fun?
**Check out the nearby orbiting giant Grief Seed, be more powerful than anyone else on the planet, hold themselves back from drawing dicks on Offico headquarters with the moon laser, bowling. Bowling is pretty big there. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116141096116]

*If they don't draw dicks on the earthside Officio HQs, do the members of the 1st ever get creative with lazed art on non-officio surfaces?
**They don't! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116166294964]

*Do you think short megucas like Rea and Odette have support groups for coping with their shortness?
**Not really, no. I don't think they get bothered too much by being megucalets. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116109585588]

*How many magical girls actually make it through college, with a degree and everything?
**Quite a lot! Kyuubey offers advanced and accelerated classes once megucas graduate from high school, if they want to do it full time (24-hour classes, that kind of thing). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116031567284]

*Besides the Culexus, how is the category of a magical girl chosen anyways? If it's on the weapon they get, how would they choose whether or not to be a Callidus? What if they have no weapon? Can they still be an Eversor or Vindicare?
**The Incubator generally decides what kind of rank they're going into, and they usually can tell with the Soul Gem they make. They CAN choose to be a Callidus after basic training, provided they pass the trials for it and the Incubator/Warmaster approves. If they have no weapon, one will be provided. And yes, they can be an Eversor or Vindicare if they want. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115947798196]

*17th officio is surely the politest, but which officio(s) are the nicest? The most magnanimous?
**Hmm, I don't know about the nicest, because all Officios have their own interests. Maybe the Seventh fits your category? They're a refuge for disgraced/hunted Magical Girls who just want to disappear, and they help overwrite contacts. Getting to them is no easy feat, though. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116074638772]

*What do you do to earn retirement? The legit kind.
**1. Don't fuck up
**2. Remember #1
**Seriously, though, it's more of just keeping your head on straight, doing your missions as efficiently and as safely as you could, no screwing up your friends behind their back - just hard work, dedication, and respect. That's what all megucas are told on day one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116032081588]

*Is being a member of the Officio a life-long affair? If not, how long?
**Once you sign the dotted line, the only way you get out is either by retirement or in a coffin. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/116031666356]

*Outside of the Eighth and the Ninth, how much does the average Eversor get paid yearly?
**It's hard to nail down a figure, but I would say that it's enough to comfortably live on and buy a car with, possibly a house in a year. An Eversor certainly wouldn't have to worry about rent or gas, but may have to scrimp if they have an expensive hobby. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115890463412]

*Issat why Vanus are being phased out?
**Nah, it's just that some Vanus tend to overwork themselves/get carried away. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115770242228]

*What's the difference of Mami not being an Aide to the Warmaster, but instead and aide to the Incubator?‎
**She's just slightly higher up the ladder, as well as handles the Incubator's really tough stuff (goes with him on the Moon trips, as such). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115681184948]

*Are there any rogue meguca crime lords?
**There are a few, definitely. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115678451636]

*In the MGNQ-verse is Metal Wolf Chaos a video game or an Action Documentary?
**Totally both. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115665101748]

*In the grim darkness of MGNQ, are there any major changes to the world structure that haven't been explicitly mentioned? (Countries that ceased to exist, alternate histories, etc)
**Hmm, well...I don't think there are really MAJOR changes to the world structure. Maybe some disasters don't have as many casualties because of discreet magical girl rescue squads. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115641430452]

*Do Offico educate MGs that come from impoverished or uneducated backgrounds? If so, what does a program like that look like?
**Scholarships! They're also tasked to go to school whenever they're not out of the weekly duty rotation. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115614742196]

*So you're telling me that MGs have to go to school? That's lame. What happens if they play hooky or something?
**They get punished by their squad leader, or rank leader. In public. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115622774452]

*How do megucas operate in areas that are heavily religious/misogynistic like Saudi Arabia? Do costumes change to conform with local standards?
**Callidus would usually take care of that kind of thing! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115610992820]

*What makes Mitakihara Town so special that _3_ Incubators worked it at one point? Why not set up shop in Tokyo or something?‎
**Kyuubey was the original Incubator who was tasked to manage it. The Third simply moved operations because he wanted to assist his younger brother at first. Jyuubey wanted to prove himself by taking over an older brother's territory.
**If you ask all three of them, though, they'll say that they're strangely drawn to the place. A sort of 'if you build it, they will come' kind of vibe. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115597049780]

*Are there any other species with the 'despair equals more energy' power that Incubator's exploit?
**I wouldn't say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115567770804]

*Does there exist actual Pirate Magical Girls in MGNQ
**I wouldn't discount the possibility! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115513621172]

*How do Incubators find and contract girls who are not in the immediate area? Do they have "talent scouts" who bring promising girls in? Do they take leave from the office to look for likely candidates?
**Yes to all two. All Officios have different approaches to getting contractees, but a general agreement among all Incubators is that no trickery should ever be involved. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115484457652]

*How many Vindicares can level a town with magic?
**Quite a handful! But again, no Incubator is going to allow that kind of thing from happening without his permission. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115430962356]

*Are there any other Aliens active on earth other than Incubators? If so, will they show up in the quest?
**Perhaps! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115424966580]

*Homura/Chiaki uses mostly non-magical firearms, but what about the other vindicares? Do they have their own magical weapons or do they use normal ones?
**They have their own magical weapons, but they're often used as a last resort if non-magical firearms are available. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115416301236]

*So we know about the Black Templars of the 2nd...what is the rest of the Inquisition like? Is it anything like its 40k counterpart as portrayed in Abnett's books? Is it different?
**The Inquisition is quite similar to kind of Inquisitors in Abnett's Eisenhorn/Ravenor series, yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115415299764]

*Do the girls of the eighth usually fly out across the states or are their branch offices in every major american city?
**Yes to the latter. They usually have at least a satellite office staffed with a squad of girls. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115411034036]

*Why would the templars want Kyoko when Sayaka is their saint?
**They were going to extend their invitation to Sayaka too, until Murderface decided she'll be her Equerry. But besides that, they know that not even Kyuubey will accept that kind of deal. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115404768436]

*If the Officios got into a Battle of the Bands competition, what genre / style does each pick and who plays what instrument?‎
**First - Enka
**Second - Dropkick Murphys
**Third - N/A
**Fourth - DUUUUUUB STEEEEEEEEP
**Fifth - N/A
**Sixth - Surfer music? Maybe? With Didgeridoos?
**Seventh - Lots of mystical shit
**Eighth - NU METAL HARDCORE RAP
**Ninth - DEATH METAL
**Tenth - none because they suck
**Eleventh - N/A
**Twelfth - N/A
**Thirteenth - Classical
**Fourteenth - lots of rousing loud orchestras with CANNONS and shit
**Fifteenth - N/A
**Sixteenth - N/A
**Seventeenth - Ask Archival
**Eighteenth - N/A
**Nineteenth - N/A
**Twentieth - LOUD ANNOYING IDOL JPOP [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115335885748]

*How many megucas have their own sponsors?
**Mary Sue Springfield is sponsored by Red Bull, and she has her own barbecue sauce! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225014964]

*Any mottos the different officios would have?
**Hmm, you'll have to ask the writeup guys for that! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115225505716]

*The Thirteenth *for a given measure of 'healing'*, you mean, right?‎
**You can't learn how to take a body apart until you know how to put it back together again, make it walk around and serve tea! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115152045492]

*Is the Eighth Officio undefeatable in Basketball!?
**They are masters of the slam [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115119446452]

*Are there any medically inclined officios? Like ones that focus on cures, medicine and healing techniques?‎
**The Thirteenth! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115114369460]

*What do contracted MGNQ girls think of shows like Precure in their universe? pre and post contract differences?
**It's like meeting your heroes and seeing that they're really nothing like you imagined them to be. But a lot of contracted girls still like to watch those kind of shows. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115004800180]

*"But a lot of contracted girls still like to watch those kind of shows. " Why?
**Because of hope. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/115027411124]

*does chiaka as a warmaster have enough power to make Mami's birthday a holiday within the officio? declare it as Mamis day!?
**She does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114979281844]

*Do any megucas have nanomachines in their bodies?
**Only a few, really! Nanomachines are really expensive and hard to maintain, only America can afford it for its Warmaster. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114919201716]

*What is a 'normal' Blessed Lady church service like? I think we've only seen the Pinky-style bloodrites version, which I assume isn't the usual way things go.‎
**Basically the same as any Roman Catholic mass. There's solemn praying, singing of church hymns, sermons, that kind of thing. Confessions are common, too. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114911538100]

*Are there non-Magical Girl adherents to the Blessed Lady religion? How numerous are they? No one. Any mundane folk trying to get into a congregation or what gets politely pushed out. Entrances are also cloaked by passive Callidus enchantment. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114904397492]

*What about ones that worship from home? You don't have to go to a church or a group thing to worship. Are there even any that know of her existence?
**Well, basically everyone who ascribes to the religion is just taught to make sure that no one says too much about it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114906423988]

*How much stock do Officios put in Psychiatrists and Psychotherapists? And if so, how much of that staff is nonmagical?
**They do take stock in it, especially the Ninth, and I think a good few of the staff is nonmagical (most likely 30%). Of course, this is part of the reason why the Blessed Lady religion is such a hit, too - it gives the magical girls something to believe in that's bigger than them. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114884557748]

*Do any of the Officios use the nicknames for WPN?
**The Eighth definitely does! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860716980]

*Whats the magical girl situation like in places like China India and Africa? I'd imagine the population density would make witches a major problem.
**There is a bit of a scarcity of Magical Girls in those places, but usually they'd be handled by the Officios nearest to them. Each officio has satellite offices in the continent they're in, anyway, so it's not just the city that the Officio headquarters is built into that gets their protection. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114860101812]

*Are Eversors of the Ninth trained in small energy blasts and lite ranged tactics using their weapons if possible? You know, to close distance and make self-covering fire? Or do they exclusively rely on their speed and/or Vindicare Overwatch?
**Yes, they are, mainly to protect themselves. Sometimes if there's really no chance of developing that kind of acuity, they're taught to learn how to shield themselves. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857632692]

*is warmaster approval rating a thing? if it is then how long does one need to be in power for a poll to be launched?
**There's a survey launched by the Vanus Department every month. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114857397428]

*Does the Ninth get all its syrup for Warmaster Chiaki shipped to them direct from the Seventeenth? Mami has worked out an agreement with the Seventeenth. It's an ironclad one. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114721522612]

*Maybe Chiaki would bother to manage her officio if she was given a Mother Base-esque module ala MGS: Peacewalker? I'd bet the 4th or the 13th already developed something as such too!
**I would say so! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114641100212]

*Do Tachikoma think-tanks exist in MGNQ?
**Hahaha, probably at the Fourth! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114643811508]

*What kind of martial-arts training are Eversors supposed to go through at the Ninth? is it different for different officios?
**I would say so, yes. Martial arts native to the country they're in, basically, along with some uni-Officio martial arts disciplines. Every Magical Girl is taught at basic training to be able to defend themselves hand-to-hand. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114675966388]

*Would a short-sighted texas-gunman-shootout type magical girl who is absolutely dildos at long range accuracy still be considered a Vindicare? In spite of the fact their effective range [until trained otherwise] is at close quarters [say, effective Eversor] range?
**You just described Mary Sue Springfield, Warmaster of the Eighth. (She's getting better at long range, though). I would say that it applies from case to case? Your girl could easily 'multi-rank' in Eversor if she wants to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114517029556]

*Does each respective officio get excited for the world cup? Do they end up taking shady jobs from FIFA? (if you're not up to date on FIFA being dildoes, John Oliver's rant on FIFA is a good place to start)
**They do get excited, yes! Not too sure about the shady jobs though, hahaha! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114462369716]

*how much is the company making the kong drink if chiaki want's to buy it?
**It's a relatively small company producing cheap whiskey. She wouldn't want to buy them out, but it's pretty affordable with a Warmaster's yearly salary. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114445102772]

*Is narco violence a thing in Santa Destroy?
**I would say so! Santa Destroy is pretty hardcore. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114437697460]

*Other than the First, which Officio is the best at killing a person? Which one's best at murdering lots of persons? Killing a magical girl? Slaughtering a bunch of magical girls?
**That's a very hard question to answer, because pretty much all of them are very good at killing things and other magical girls. It's in the different ways that they do it that set them apart. For instance, the Twentieth can kill a Warmaster in public view of her Officio and make it look like she just disappeared. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114436059828]

*Pinky forbids lesbian sex? That's hilarious! Is she going to friendzone Murderface again at the end of the quest?
**Hahaha, no, not really! It's just that the people behind the Blessed Lady religion made it a tenet to forbid illicit relationships between girls, because it's forbidden love. Probably they had an inkling that forbidden love screwed up something huge. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114443943860]

*What kind of jobs are the different officios best at?
**The First = Pretty much the best at everything
**The Second = Knightly charges/crusades/Witch destruction
**The Third = Money
**The Fourth = Anything mechanical/construction
**The Fifth = unknown at the moment
**The Sixth = Witch hunting/Surfing
**The Seventh = Mediating/Peacekeeping
**The Eighth = America
**The Ninth = All-rounders
**The Tenth = Illegal activities
**The Eleventh = unknown at the moment
**The Twelfth = unknown at the moment
**The Thirteenth = SCIENCE
**The Fourteenth = Lewd
**The Fifteenth = unknown at the moment
**The Sixteenth = Quick smash-and-grab types, protection, tactics
**The Seventeenth = all-rounders
**The Eighteenth = unknown at the moment
**The Nineteenth = unknown at the moment
**The Twentieth = espionage and subterfuge [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114435982772]

*What do the Second and Fourteenth define as heretical?
**Pretty much everything that they feel would make the Blessed Lady cry, from worshiping her in the wrong manner to lesbian sex. But the Fourteenth has been a bit radical with that lately, and Raleigh Alondight has been mellowing out the puritanism of the Second as of late (although they'll still smash any revealed bloodthirsty cults or magical girls that use their powers for evil). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114435721908]

*> from worshiping her in the wrong manner to lesbian sex ...and the Second hasn't wiped nearly every magical girl off the planet because?
**The Second's High Inquisitor was recently inducted into the First, so puritanism with the second has mellowed out on that regard. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114435866804]

*So what does the Sixth do other than surf, train super hard for surfing, and churn out lunatics? What does the Eighth do other than be 'Murican? What's the Seventeenth's raison d'etre?
**I think the Sixth does a lot of community work stuff for Australia, too. They're pretty great with that. The Eighth also keeps the really skeezy, Assassin-ridden population of Santa Destroy (and Varrigan City) in check. For the Seventeenth, they're doing what they can to survive in a world where all the other Officios are fucking insane. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114435479476]

*Is there any Officio outside the First that polices the other Officios?
**You can say the Second and the Fourteenth can look at other Officios and tap 'em on the shoulder saying 'Oi, dat's a bit too heretical, pack it in'. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114435335092]

*What are the goals and motivations of the various Officios?
**Not as a whole, but individually? Contribute to the battle against heat death by contracts, and basically do their own thing as they see fit, but without fucking up too much! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114432676276]

*Really?! No necrons in MGNQ?
**No necrons !!! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114426470068]

*Fourth has South America? Coulda swore you said it was Eighth before...‎
**I really need to get back and read my notes, hahaha [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114410903988]

*Is there an Officio that has a jurisdiction over Africa and South America?
**Hmm. Africa, probably not, but South America should be under the Fourth's protection. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114405985716]

*What do you have to do to become a member of the Twentieth?
**You have to be a very good Callidus, not just in technique but also in personality and temperament. The sort of Callidus that can disappear forever whenever she likes, who doesn't have many friends, and just really being dedicated to the job. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114406039220]

*How do the different officios handle borders and territory? Do national borders = Officio borders, or do things get more nebulous than that? For instance would the seventeenth bleed into the eastern seaboard of the USA, or the sixth into the Oceania region?
**It's a bit more nebulous, but it's sort of an unwritten rule unless two officios share one country. Eighth is very particular about USA USA USA USA, Seventeenth is very particular about Canada. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114397281716]

*Are the incubators concerned that their activities on Earth may be drawing the wrong type of attention from other powerful species? Or are they largely the only major players given their tech and understanding of the universe?
*8Most likely the latter, but I wouldn't discount the former! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114399711668]

*How much of a problem is PTSD for magical girls?
**I would say it's a very real issue, but then again the in-combat magical girls undergo rigorous mental and physical training to at least be prepared for it. The girls that get chosen for really dangerous ones are often those that can 'take' it, however, even if things start to go to shit. Still, sometimes all it takes are friends who can really understand to help someone cope (i.e. your own fellow magical girls). At-risk girls or girls who really get affected are quietly reassigned to less combat roles, or assigned long furloughs. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114398490804]

*Do magical girls get assigned according to the Incubators that contracted them?
**I would say so! If a girl is contracted by Kyuubey, it automatically follows that she will be a member of the Ninth Officio! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396542132]

*What sets the Sixth apart from other Officios, besides Australia?
**Their love of noice waves! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114396372660]

*What do the normal office workers of the Ninth think/know about the magical girls? They HAVE to notice the unusually high numbers of highschool girls wandering around.
**Some of them know but they're all made to sign NDAs. They're paid well enough to keep quiet. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114394324660]

*What sets the Eighth apart from the other Officios?
**America [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114394290100]

*What sets the Ninth apart from the other Officios?
**It's one of the most well-funded and lucrative Officios you can find, with the best facilities and the best training programs, a great retirement package, benefits for your family even after you kick it. The downside is that the missions can get really dangerous. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114393920948]

*When are we getting magical girls in lewd symphogear?
**The Fourth has a few of them I think. Namely the one with the death metal attacks? I forget her name. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114382666420]

*The Seventh has been stated to be Peacekeepers, but what do they actually do to earn that title?
**The Seventh strives for balance, mostly. While most of its Officio are spread all over the world as wandering Magical Girls, those who stay in its home base are skilled negotiators and mediators that are skilled in smoothing over rivalries and slights. They're pretty tough too, but don't bandy it around. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114369562036]

*There are active witches out there? What happens if the girls can't stop one or it gets away? Does it just kinda wander around on its own? Or is that pretty much always worst case when one slips the net?
**There are, and usually other squads are notified it if gets away or kills the squad sent to kill it. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366625460]

*What does Incubator flesh taste like? Would there be negative effects to a human/ MG if they ate it?
**If the Incubator's been in that body for a while, it'll taste like marshmallows. If it's a recent transfer, you'll be eating cat. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114366560948]

*What would a school tour with the ninth entail?
**Counseling, career talks, magical girl magic shows (made to look like an actual magic show, for the kids). Basically it's not a recruitment drive, it's to make sure that young girls who have their lives ahead of themselves DON'T think that contracting is a viable career choice. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114367080372]

*does the officios held some sort of fun events?(excluding kharn related stuff) if so then what are they?
**Well, I imagine some of them would have outreach programs to fulfill social responsibilities and that sort of thing. The Eighth would have car wash drives with Magical Girls in bikinis, The Ninth would have school tours and so on, the Sixth would hold surfing contests. Something of that like. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114365764788]

*which officio is on the brink of bankruptcy/most poorest in terms of funds?
**The Twelfth, but they stick with donation drives and their own money so they're somewhat stable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363443124]

*Another Walmart or a Hyades appears over a city (post WPN). What are the reactions by the officios and their actions? Note that it would appear out of no where, with out any notice.
**Coordinate with the First for instructions and launch assaults accordingly. If it truly was something the progs don't pick up, the First would deploy its Warmaster and her five-person retinue to take care of it personally. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114363371188]

*In Psycho-Pass, the Sybil System could measure how deranged was the psyche of any person. This measurement could be made at any given moment, using the huge computing power of the Sybil System. Is there any device that resembles the Sybil System in MGNQ, capable of measuring the hue of a soul gem?
**I would say so. The Thirteenth helped develop scanners for that, integrating them in Culexus' Anima Speculum helmets. Each hospital wing of an Officio should have one too. And an incubator can remotely keep track of someone's soul gem purity. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362739892]

*How do governments deal with the insecurity that comes with knowing that inscrutable aliens can easily have their politicians/leadership all killed by magical girls if they want to?
**They deal with it by ignoring it or reaching out and making agreements and treaties with the Incubators in question. There's a bit of a cold war going on with the countries who have magical girls under their employ, in that the first nation to use magical girls offensively against other countries will result in magical girl counterattacks on a grand scale.
**Some nations are developing anti-magical girl tech, too, with the discreet help of the Sixteenth. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362447028]

*do other aliens exist?
**Yes. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114362145716]

*During major conflicts, what do the Incubators do to prevent magical girls from running off to support their countries?
**Some of them allow it, unless there's interests at stake. But usually all it takes is a stern word to remind them that they don't move unless the Incubator wants them to. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361443764]

*How much of humanity's technological advancement was because of the Incubators?
**I would say not a lot, they're a bit greedy when it comes to giving technology over (with exception of the Fourth Officio). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114361396148]

*What powers does being Canadian grant?
**I'm assuming you're asking about the Seventeenth, so one is a stupid good emotional tenacity. The senior Magical Girls of that Officio are very resistant to witching out. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114359085492]

*no but seriously what is canada officio like
**Well, besides all the benefits, obviously - I think it's more or less an Officio that's on par with the Eighth or Ninth, but with certain differences. For example, they currently have the largest Culexus division of all the Officios, which really speaks a lot about how they take care of them. The Incubator's a decent sort, rivalries can be heated but generally civil (well besides how Odette can get a bit extreme). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358888116]

*Does contracting with certain officials carry inherent advantages?
**Sure. Contracting with the Sixth gets you the harshest training available (besides the First) and you can surf all you like. For the Seventh, you get an inherent amount of freedom, but you have to generally go out and do public service discreetly. The Eighth = America. The Ninth, you get to be a dildo. Thirteenth you get to be a nerd, Fourteenth you get to be Nero's concubine, Sixteenth you get to be tacticool, Seventeenth you get all the syrup you want, Twentieth you just disappear. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114358270900]

*Why didn't the US government hired a group of mercenary magical girls to win the Vietnam War? I am sure that in another timeline they used a blue naked nuclear physicist, and a working class shotgun wielding rapist Batman, to stop communism from spreading to SE Asia.
**Incubators rarely like it if their girls become involved in incidents like Vietnam, but I'm sure a handful were deployed to protect the soldiers from afar. Not enough to win, though, merely to help. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114340402356]

*Do they have vampires and protestant knights in the Second? You know, the cup-E-sized kind of vampires, that fire a pair of Harkonnen rifles to bring down a zeppelin.
**Hahaha, I would definitely say so. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114323146164]

*So, why did the First Officio decide to place their base on the moon?
**Uninterrupted line of sight anywhere for their moon laser! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114315685044]

*Who is the lewdest girl in the Ninth?
**That's obvious! It's Midori! [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278231476]

*Who was the lewdest girl in the Ninth before Midori became part of it?
**That would go to Enishi, then. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114278364340]

*About roughly how many girls does each Officio have?
**It varies wildly between 2000-500, depending on their recruitment policies. The Ninth has the highest count at 2000~ or so, while the Fourth has less than 400~. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114256712116]

*How does an Incubator's Aide rank compared to Warmaster and Equerry?
**The Incubator's Aide helps the Incubator run the massive logistic side of things that don't specifically have to do with anything the Warmaster's duties. It's not as high up the ladder to Warmaster and Equerry, certainly, they outrank her, but most of the Officio also depends upon her for the nitty-gritty stuff. A 'Shadow Warmaster' is a very apt description. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114215533236]

*How many Magical Girls does one need to change a lightbulb?
**Just one, but they need to sign the paperwork for it first. If it's the Sixth, well, they'll wolf the hell out of it until someone sensible like Eleanor or their Warmaster comes around. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114173104308]

*If the Sixteenth tried before and they got rekt, then how was it never attempted before?
**Because it was a reactionary attempt, really. They didn't know the First was there, they just piled in. They knew after they got rekt. So it doesn't count as a real attempt. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114166959796]

*How many Magical Girls would it take to take down a girl from the First Officio?
**An entire Officio's worth is the official rumor. It's never been done or attempted before (although the Sixteenth did give their go, with disastrous results). [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156909492]

*How does a Magical Girl get into the First Officio?
**Well, generally the first step would be being a Warmaster for some time, and be able to catch the eye of the First with your deeds and actions. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114155849396]

*Then why wasn't somebody Khan recruited?
**If you mean Kharn, then the First passed her over because she was a bit too unstable. [http://ask.fm/Deculture/answer/114156381876]