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2022-10-06T14:48:24Z

Attarou: /* Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam */

As of March 2015, almost all [[Write-ups]] aside from those written by Wendy Cooldown and Archivalfag were declared non-canon. Storylines and setting details contained herein are to be assumed non-canon unless, or until, they are mentioned in any canon material.

Several of these fanfics can be read directly on the wiki. To do so, simply click on the fanfic series' name directly above its respective information box, or go to a specific chapter by clicking on the chapter's name in the fanfic's information box.

=== Starasp ===

==== Night Owls ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/#p26009781/ Night Owls Part 1]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>We're introduced to Caroline and Ana, part of the 8th Officio right after they get their first mission. Things are normal. For the 8th. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]], [[Kheda]], [[Prina]] </center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/#p26544724/ Night Owls Part 2]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>

[[Category:Non-Canon]]
|<center>The girls find out their mission is a stakeout and Ana drags them to the armorers. Things explode. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]], [[Ash]], [[Riggs]], [[Char]] </center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/#p28104468/ Night Owls Part 3]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]] </center>
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=== Midori Hanegawa ===

==== Green Green Magica ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/#p26070898/ Green Green Magica Chapter 1]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>We peek into the past of our favorite broccoli-head before she becomes a Magical Girl. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Yukiko]], [[Ryoutarou]] </center>
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=== -That- Guy ===

==== Gina Falette ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/fP2uKCGj Night hunting]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WsWRLqrn The one day to show off]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rK7ARtXR Adjourning]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/huJZCgnt Rising and Falling Stars]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]], [[Izzy]], [[Megan]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/SFw8TASW Finale of the beginning]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]], [[Izzy]], [[Sami]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/2bFiZVh4 One of the good days]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]], [[Izzy]], [[Sami]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Q1BiAiec Times by the fire]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qb2PynED Slippery Slope of Rust and Steel]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Izzy]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8RqdBPJn Black Date]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center> A date is rudely interrupted, twice. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Sami]], [[Izzy]]</center>
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=== Rin ===

==== Saga of the Sixteenth ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qLV9DWyW Saga of the Sixteenth, Part I: Reveille]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Abbadon]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QN6e9sSp Saga of the Sixteenth, Part II: The Only Easy Day...]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7WWqTmtb Saga of the Sixteenth, Part III: Guns of the First]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Alicia]], [[Artemis]], [[Jyuro]], [[The White Devil]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/10qCu8t8 Saga of the Sixteenth, Part IV: Shitcurity]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Kyousuke]] </center>
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=== Nath ===

==== MGNQ: World War II ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xjkhycZG MGNQ: World War II Chapter 1]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>A remote town is attacked by German soldiers. In desperation, a contract is made.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Kelzang]], [[Dieter]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/KNwqAk0K MGNQ: World War II Chapter 2]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>As they flee, the unlikely trio get to know each other. A murky soul gem adds a new complication.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Paria]], [[Dieter]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/RDXc7M14 MGNQ: World War II Chapter 3]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>A radio broadcast leads to an important decision and a tough battle.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Paria]], [[Dieter]], [[Grace]] </center>
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=== Red ===

==== Magicae Damnatorum ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/#p28492070 Magicae Damnatorum Part 1]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Red]], [["Mom"]] </center>
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=== [[User:Ratman|Ratmie]] ===

==== [[The Riddle of Witch Flesh]] ====

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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 1]]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center> An excerpt from "On the Nature of Witches"</center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/1BJn9yeq The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 1] </center>
|<center>[[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2]]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center> In a letter to Kaoru, Umika explains why she left the Tenth, and what she gained in return.</center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/m9Qa8Vuz The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2] </center>
|<center>[[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3]]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about an unreasonably dangerous Witch Hunt. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/NgewLhsL The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Panna]], [[Popelka]], [[Karla]] </center>
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|<center> [[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4]]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about the following oddly depressing Witch Hunt. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/qtEENwg2 The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4]</center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Popelka]], [[Karla]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5]] </center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about her friends, as well as her foes. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/mRTAjXV7 The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Juunibey]], [[Martina]], [[Toyen]], [[Panna]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6]] </center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center> Martina recounts her hunt on a most dangerous game. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/7iqbbQud The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6] </center>
|<center>[[Martina]], [[Panna]], [[Karolína]], [[Jarmila]], [[Toyen]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7]] </center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center> The 12th's leadership discusses feelings. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/eGixZeCX The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Panna]], [[Martina]], [[Toyen]], [[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8]] </center>
|<center>15 April 2015</center>
|<center> Jarmila talks about herself for a bit. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/hDfQPpLK The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Umika]], [[Panna]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9]] </center>
|<center>15 April 2015</center>
|<center> Jarmila beats up a nerd. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/ckdPuX0i The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Renata]], [[Jackdaw]] </center>
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=== [[User:Attarou|Attarou]] ===

==== [[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series)|Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]] ====

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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (story)|Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center> We meet Eleanor as she deals with the horrors of paperwork.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/gLK3DiHk Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center> Heather makes a mess and chases down Eleanor.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8VuuNbjN Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor beats Heather in a fight, and Heather ropes her into training.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ThZpzEyY Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor is put through a workout and faces down the Spider Room.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/cAVaLYep Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Suzi Berry]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]], [[Suzi]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz]]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor is dragged to a tea party and has a breakdown.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/sKxgcdy8 Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Suzi]], [[Milly]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The New Blood]]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Heather matches wits with a Callidus, celebrates with a new squad, and stumbles upon something urgent. </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/A5pgj6jd Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The New Blood]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Madge]] </center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Everything is Terrible]]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor and Wendy talk over the phone about the current state of things. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/aeRaKSSd Omake: Everything is Terrible]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Suzi and Heather settle their disagreements by fighting it out.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/69rizMVc Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Heather]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I]]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor eats a meager lunch and reflects on her mistakes.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0jSbuN4A Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Grind Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Milly]], [[Eightball]], [[Amber]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II]]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor remembers meeting a not-unfriendly figure before she was deported.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MHpHH0Zg Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Eightball]], [[Wendy]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown]]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Heather crashes Eleanor and Wendy's slumber party.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/27B0BAqB Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Wendy Cooldown]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Heather]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch]]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Things go horribly, horribly wrong inside a witch barrier.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/SWJJv1xK Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Witch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Heather]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown versus The Great Sage of the Outback Leman Russ]]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Wendy comforts Eleanor as the Sixth's Warmaster weighs in on the situation. Eleanor reveals her greatest ambition. Guestwritten by Wendy Cooldown.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hieYhf5A Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown vs. Great Sage Leman Russ]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Leman Russ]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold]]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Heather gets down and dirty, and disappears with a pair of suspicious strangers.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/RN6Qa05P Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Marigold]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters]]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Amber and Jade throw just about everything they've got at Heather. It ends in ice cream.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GccxEx14 Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The Nakajima Sisters]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai Cress]]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor's new morning routine is interrupted by a pirate. Milly says the wrong thing.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/im2gRCbd Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Kai Cress]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]], [[Madge]], [[Milly]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz Redux]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor fights Milly, and has regrets at the conclusion.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xNjSf4zP Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz Redux]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]], [[Madge]], [[Milly]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: We Need A Hero]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center> Amber and Jade call up Heather to request a favor. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MmwcQ8Gn Omake: We Need A Hero]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center> Suzi drags Eleanor to a party and chats with Madge.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hMDqk18p Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Eleanor Slam]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Eleanor]], [[Madge]], [[Leman Russ]], [[Kai]], [[Belinda]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Good Luck]]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor reflects on the day with Wendy, and receives a surprise. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GXxqNHx8 Omake: Good Luck]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is harassed by Amber, the Spiritual Liege, and a Rank Leader. Jade takes pictures.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qe4vyNkd Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Tenko]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Running]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor tries to quit running laps. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qrRB3JJX Omake: Running]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]]</center>
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|<center>[[Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch versus the Nakajima Sisters]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center> Heather tries to rely on her wits instead of her powers.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Gm8L1MqJ Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch vs. the Nakajima Sisters]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: We Promised]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center> Amber and Jade deal with the aftermath and fulfill a promise. Sort of. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/p7SPvqf5 Omake: We Promised]</center>
|<center>[[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The New Grind]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> After a rough start, Eleanor has a pretty good morning at work.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xcU7MXZW Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The New Grind]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: We Can Rebuild Her]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> With Heather stitched up, Amber and Jade argue over what to do next. Jade has an idea. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Nd0uGFzF Omake: We Can Rebuild Her]</center>
|<center>[[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Entrepreneur Jael Russ]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor has a talk with her boss.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/izz5JGVk Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Jael Russ]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael Russ]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Dressing Up]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is measured for new clothes. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/6aX4H1QA Omake: Dressing Up]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Mermaid Miss St. Maur]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor is completely out of her depth.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/TWtqVHzQ Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Miss St. Maur]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Suzi]], [[Marina|St. Maur]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Distracted]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather's focus isn't on what the Soul Temperer is telling her. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/s8zBpdC2 Omake: Distracted]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko II: The Shoutening]]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather dons her new clothes and meets with the Soul Temperer of the Seventh once more.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MiZ59L5Q Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Prepare Yourself]]</center>
|<center>15 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor discovers something really terrifying is set to occur. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EXNtCq0p Omake: Prepare Yourself]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is left alone. Very, very alone.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DhMFcfAC Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Hit Me]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor stands in front of a firing squad. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rPXhBbav Omake: Hit Me]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Blue|Belinda]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor wakes up in a hospital bed.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/tWycVwYd Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Tanis Nagi]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Hanzer "Milly" Schulz]]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor runs for her life.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7eV2Hpsb Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Hanzer "Milly" Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor and Tanis fight back.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7eV2Hpsb Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi vs. Hanzer Milly Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]], [[Madge]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: New Messages]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor checks her answering machine. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/i0viy7ST Omake: New Messages]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center> Heather gets some calls and voices her concerns.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/D8Fcpea0 Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: My Treat]]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center> Jael is surprisingly happy about Eleanor's victory. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9G9AKvNK Omake: My Treat]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III: It Takes Two to Tenko]]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center> Tenko puts Heather through some trust building exercises, among other things.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LtjK60pc Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Surprisingly Good]]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor gets an unexpected gift. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZhMv4p70 Omake: Surprisingly Good]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Guro Amber Nakajima]]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center> Amber tries to cheer up Heather in her own way.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9fyhLYSv Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Amber Nakajima]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]</center>
|<center>24 March 2015</center>
|<center> Suzi interrogates a prisoner and convinces Eleanor to do something dangerous.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/yMDDVLD0 Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Katherine]], [[Eleanor]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Not My Problem]]</center>
|<center>24 March 2015</center>
|<center> Tenko is berated for giving up. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/22evrgtK Omake: Not My Problem]</center>
|<center>[[Tenko]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"]]</center>
|<center>5 May 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor rages at her superior.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/yvtmNCze Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Madge]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Route]]</center>
|<center>5 May 2015</center>
|<center> Amber is extremely confident in her victory. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/iST1rAjt Omake: Route]</center>
|<center>[[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra]]</center>
|<center>11 June 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor has trouble regenerating.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DTL1gX7s Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Blue]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>1 July 2015</center>
|<center> Heather tries to be nice in the face of overwhelming forwardness.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/6mRe5SVT Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Tenko]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold II: A Good Day to Tryhard]]</center>
|<center>6 August 2015</center>
|<center> Heather takes apologizing very seriously.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/BhUahhQW Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Marigold]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Read]]</center>
|<center>6 August 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor talks with Checkers again. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/n0Xq1v8q Omake: Read]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Empress of Dead Body Mountain Dahlia Marigold]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2015</center>
|<center> Heather tries fighting a former Warmaster.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EeBNGqAQ Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. EoDBM Dahlia Marigold]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Marigold]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman]]</center>
|<center>1 December 2015</center>
|<center> Heather talks to herself about the way things are going.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/up3vT3bE Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge” II: I Want to Become Stronger]]</center>
|<center>27 October 2016</center>
|<center> Eleanor is evaluated and realizes something.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/YPJxCn1n Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus “Madge” II]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Madge]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part I: Origins]]</center>
|<center>6 October 2017</center>
|<center> Heather grapples with her past.</center>
|<center>[https://pastebin.com/BQ1dYMXH Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs The Old Grind Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Tenko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad, Part I: Complications]]</center>
|<center>10 December, 2020</center>
|<center> Eleanor and her group try to get their bearings in a difficult situation.</center>
|<center>[https://pastebin.com/eJVGTfAv Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]], [[Katherine]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part II: Terminus Est]]</center>
|<center>6 October, 2022</center>
|<center> Heather awakens and finally confronts her feelings with some help.</center>
|<center>[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yqtupSKh7p9UI5P3i1Ejb6DHZDquQjD93VPBRF0iL9Y/edit?usp=sharing Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part II: Terminus Est]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Tenko]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|}

=== /a/nonymous magica ===

==== Magical Girl Noir Zero ====

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|<center>[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RaSvfdl6t-aSyvULVFmoG8Tm0fBgmVVGfEQFntsbGsU Magical Girl Noir/Zero Episode 1: Hunter]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Ayano]], [[Eiji]], [[Ruby]], [[Charlotte]] </center>
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=== [[User:TwiceBorn|TwiceBorn]] ===

==== [[The Iron Circle]] ====

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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. I|Ch. I: Olympia]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Honoka, a Vindicare of the Ninth, meets the Fourth Officio.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0yLT5dup Chapter I: Olympia]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Pinky]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. II|Ch. II: Dodekatheon]]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Exploration of the mysterious Fourth Officio.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LDpL5MsR Chapter II: Dodekatheon]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Yda Stradale]], [[Ach Stradale]], [[Felicia Thematica]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. III|Ch. III: Mechanicus]]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Secrets of the Fourth's Mechanicus.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GUsKAeJy Chapter III: Mechanicus]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Fiona Mac Manus]], [[Luka Chrom]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. IV|Ch. IV: Iron Without]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Someone is watching the Olympia. Meanwhile, Honoka takes the Mark IV 'Maximus' suit for a spin.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/uSgqEXSg Chapter IV: Iron Without]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. V|Ch. V: Murderers]]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>The Fourth Officio discovers what happened to their 'Indomitus' Terminator prototype. Meanwhile, Barbara gets ready to party.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WQvyJPM0 Chapter V: Murderers]</center>
|<center>[[Petra, Fiona, Barbara, Tiny Pete]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. VI|Ch. VI: Skitarii]]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Honoka meets a Skitarius for the first time.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NMpJXfGR Chapter VI: Skitarii]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka, Amal, Lau]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. VII|Ch. VII: Siege]]</center>
|<center>3 March 2015</center>
|<center>The Fourth goes on a Witch hunt.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eNMhMcQi Chapter VII: Siege]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka, Lau]]</center>
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==== [[Maledictus]] ====

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|<center>[[Preludium:_Undivided|Preludium: Undivided]]</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>"...for it is through Unity and Faith that we shall stand against the Dark..."</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eileen]], [[Elana]], [[Alsana]], [[Nashandra]], [[Nadalia]] </center>
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=== [[User:Dimunsis|Dimunsis]] ===

==== [[An Irish Girl's Wish]] ====

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|<center>[[Memorial To The Fallen]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>A new day begins, a new mission commences.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZL8tbDUi Memorial To The Fallen]</center>
|<center>[[Nokota]], [[Ashlin]], [[Natalie]], [[Edea]], [[Maria]], [[Leah]]</center>
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|<center>[[Guard Duty]]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Orders are handed out, a fight breaks out, and the repercussions of fighting are made clear.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZCrzyNsu Guard Duty]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Lyssa]], [[Natalie]], [[Nokota]], [[Maria]], [[Edea]]</center>
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|<center>[[Let's Be Friends!]]</center>
|<center>1 January 2015</center>
|<center>Two unlikely teammates have words as one tries to apologize, but they come to a rude awakening. Literally.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5TtUWCGD Let's Be Friends!]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Maria]], [[Edea]], [[Natalie]], [[Serah]], [[Lyssa]]</center>
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|<center>[[Angel of Death]]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Outnumbered and outgunned, the girls of the Fourth are pushed to their limit--blood, violence, death, and fear stalk the battlefield. Meanwhile, someone is watching...</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/dar76hhu Angel of Death]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Natalie]], [[Lyssa]], [[Maria]], [[Nokota]], [[Edea]], [[Oriha]], [[Orisa]], [[Dimuko]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Wheels of Fate Are Turning]]</center>
|<center>22 December 2015</center>
|<center>A steel hearted magical girl risks life and soul to bring ill news. Meanwhile, a certain emerald eyed coward becomes the center of discussion. </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hFjbaZTg The Wheels of Fate Are Turning]</center>
|<center>[[Leah]], [[Oriha]], [[Orisa]], [[Maria]],[[Edea]]</center>
|}

=== Malal ===

==== [[House of Cards]] ====

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|<center>[[Human Resources 1: Peter Rabbit]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> A night at home with the rabbit. Sometimes it's the best you can get.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
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|<center>[[Human Resources 2: Guardian Angel]]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center> Welcome to the Third Officio. Perfect, if you know when to look the other way.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]], [[Megumi Minakata]]</center>
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|<center>[[Human Resources 3: An Offer He Can't Refuse]]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center> What would you give for a dream?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 4: Parting Shots]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Sometimes, the best-laid plans look bad from moment one.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 5: The Rabbit And The Snake]]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center> A parable of no meaning or significance.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 1: Near-Death Experience]]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center> Izuho spends an afternoon as a test subject for an incomprehensible scientist.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Penelope Baines]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 2: Mirror, Mirror]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> A day in the lives of the three Katayama sisters.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mizuki Katayama]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 3: Daybreak]]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center> So begins the hunt.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mizuki Katayama]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Shimizu Yumishita]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 6: Croesus at Delphi]]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center> Harumi deals with the aftermath of the hunt and discusses visions.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Mizuki Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 4: Mea Maxima Culpa]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> With the witch of this godforsaken barrier as my sole witness, I swear that I am innocent.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Shimizu Yumishita]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 7: Make A Wish]]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center> In the end, we chose this.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Aoi Katsuragi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 1: Rise And Shine]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center> Two nightmares: Those of a child, and a jaded connoisseur.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[Kaede Morimoto]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 5: The Dragonslayer Of Mitakihara]]</center>
|<center>19 December 2014</center>
|<center> Introducing the would-be hero of Mitakihara.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko Miura]], [[Shimizu Yumishita]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[HR Holiday Special: All Of The Other Incubators]]</center>
|<center>26 December 2014</center>
|<center> They don't know how to do this - they probably shouldn't even be here - but maybe that's alright.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Sanbey]], [[Harumi Ryouno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 6: Prisoner Of The Third]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> The traitor hatches a plan to rescue one last innocent from the Third.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Shimizu Yumishita]], [[Hitomi Masame]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 2: Waking Nightmare]]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center> Cordy finds herself in a songbird's forest.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[The Shrike]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 8: Tricks of the Trade]]</center>
|<center>01 February 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi passes on some hard-earned wisdom to a promising magical girl.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 3: A Garden In Ink]]</center>
|<center>08 February 2015</center>
|<center> A moment's reprieve in the Third's garden.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kaede Morimoto]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Junko Otozaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 9: Damage Control]]</center>
|<center>05 March 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi meets with Aoi to discuss Hitomi's recent activities and her would-be rescuer.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Aoi Katsuragi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 4: Call Me Cordy]]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center> Another forest, another nightmare, from days past.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[Kaede Morimoto]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 10: Wishes and Madwomen]]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi meets with Megumi to make sense of recent days.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Kaede Morimoto]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
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=== Steph ===

==== Eve Pearlharbor ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DWv6F1nj Memory]</center>
|<center>25 April 2016</center>
|<center>Eve has nightmares. Or dreams. Whatever you'd like to call them.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eve Pearlharbor | Eve]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/kCLRr91A New Girl]</center>
|<center>08 June 2016</center>
|<center>Eve paints and gets a new roommate.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eve Pearlharbor | Eve]], Cordelia</center>
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=== Nubum ===

==== Treasure Hunter Elaine ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wP41Aiv3 Chapter 1: Tomb Raider]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Our treasure hunter gives us a history lesson on the pyramids and the traps they contain.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PivzJsCn Chapter 2: Back from the Dead]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Our treasure hunter wakes up a girl claiming to be Cleopatra.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]], [[Cleo]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WAeZStMr Chapter 3: Hedonism HQ]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Elaine returns to the 14th officio and rejoices with Pius.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]], [[Cleo]], [[Pius]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Zweihart ===

==== Trials of the Thrice-Cursed ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hN2sq9MB Chapter 0-1: Alone]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>A content Magical Girl is spirited away by a freak encounter with a Witch and faces an ambush</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NixU0SW9 Chapter 0-2: Alone(B)]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>A panicked Magical Girl finds all proofs of her existence erased and tries to confirm whether or not this is the past.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLpsiJX3 Chapter 1-1: Wildcards]</center>
|<center>26 October 2014</center>
|<center>A disappointingly sober Magical Girl decides to get her shit together and is approached by a rude Callidus</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/iSPP23it Chapter 1-2: Wildcards(B)]</center>
|<center>26 October 2014</center>
|<center>A slightly entertained Magical Girl is dragged to a secret hide-out and flips her shit upon meeting a familiar Culexus. Long-delayed explanations happen. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/t9tu8rFK Chapter 1-3: Wildcards(C)]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>A soon-to-no-longer-be sober Magical Girl manages to get along with a German Culexus and teaches her the joys of Vodka.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qtLH4iVz Chapter 2-1: High Seas Slaughter]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet repels an unexpected assault</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LPrbU57s Chapter 2-2: High Seas Slaughter(B)]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet moves in for a counter-attack</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/F2cMDX7D Chapter 2-3: High Seas Slaughter(C)]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet stumbles onto a charnel and decides to enact some Justice.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/H4Cn9Hg0 Chapter 3-1: Cold Homes]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Debriefing happens, exposition is given, mind games are played.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/C8JhPq2c The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER I ]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center> Things that were not meant to be have Happened. An Eversor driven to the brink of total inanity barges head first into Hell to save an old friend from herself.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Silke]], [[Suzume]],[[Ryuko]], [[Eterna]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/jiYBrDTD The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER II ]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center> An isolated Magical Girl steps up her game and tracks down her target. An unwanted guest shows up along the way, resulting in wardrobe malfunction and tendrils.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/3DCbtZSp The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER III ]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> A Magical Girl in a hurry is pestered by a religious group and closes in on her goal.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JzLj5GcS The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER IV ]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center> A Magical Girl more or less reaches her target, suffers mindfucks and goes through a wide range of emotions.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Ahriman]] </center>
|-
|}

=== Planefag ===

==== Garcia Lovelace ====

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|<center>[http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/The_Colt#Anchoro Anchoro]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>The young master retreats from the world, taken by a new obsession.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/The_Colt#The_First_Lesson The First Lesson]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Garcia passes his first test.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Udonge ===

==== Magical Strategist Serina Hunter ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wdAnT6C6 Chapter 1: The Perfect Wish]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Serina gets ready for an important exam and thinks back on her wish.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serina]], [[Alyssa]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Hebiko ===

==== Aurea Venen ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/dyUSZpUy Part 1: The Green Road]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>A nameless girl is haunted by hallucinations. Surely they aren't real, right?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QEctBrbD Part 2: Serzah & Cynn]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Two girls just casually hanging out in an abandoned building. There's absolutely nothing wrong with them at all.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/XJWwc6XU Part 3: Demens I]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>A squad of rookie megucas happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/HqeBgv7j Part 4: Demens II]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Serzah decides that the rookie magical girls need to leave. The only way she knows how.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]], ''Alexis/Makky''</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/YqvgtKGU Part 4.5: A Honeyed Treat] (NSFW)</center>
|<center>01 February 2015</center>
|<center>A delicious morsel is devoured.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], ''Morsel''</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hX3g4Xtc Part 5: Skybreak]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Serzah finishes up having fun, then makes another pet of a different variety.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]], [[Makky]], [[Morsel]]</center>
|-
|}

==== Solatium ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eSQ8xvd1 Part 1: Arxbound]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>A girl bearing an oversized weapon combats against a witch, then returns home.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pira]], [[Nemi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/nY0grVj9 Part 2: R&D]</center>
|<center>02 April 2015</center>
|<center>Pira visits the labs in Arx for maintenance.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pira]], [[Minerva]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Antary ===

==== Singer ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/tqB9bsvP Singer 1]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>A delinquent fights the Witch she made.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZTPCMQgC Singer 2]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>A magical delinquent runs away from the Officio and hangs out with an old friend.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko]]</center>
|}

=== One Shots ===

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367/#p29995005 Training Montage]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Kaitlyn Kilburn </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kaitlyn]], [[Yuu]], [[Sabrina Cosworth]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/92isjRkG Red Angel]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[[Red Angel]]</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NaivyVwW Deliverance]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center> TwiceBorn </center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[[Deliverance]]</center>
|<center>[[Touno]], [[Murderface]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EZQT16G5 Corpse Master]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center> TwiceBorn </center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[[Corpse_Master]]</center>
|<center>[[Touno]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]], [[Valthex]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/gmUXJBd2 Regrets]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Mami can't put the past behind her</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/csCvHJMT Mares of the Night]</center>
|<center>7 August 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Chiaki's dreams turn... unpleasant</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pZmxBnkz Red and Green]</center>
|<center>3 September 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Kyoko has a chat with Midori over lunch</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLu4HEab Layoffs]</center>
|<center>27 September 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Mami hosts the courier service party... and Sayaka issues staff layoffs </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QPfnJcG4 Friday Night Magic with Magical Scrubbernaut Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Halley Comet</center>
|<center>Amber invites Heather to play cards. Crunch Train ensues.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hK9wByrm "Are you afraid of dying ?"]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>hayate</center>
|<center> Rea recounts how she became a Vindicare. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Rea]], [[Malal]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/mH02uSAh Feast of Blades]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center> “We no longer bear the Word, Honoria: we bear Nero. I confess, I've envied you, envied the Eighth, the Sixth, even the humble Seventeenth. And what terrifies me most, Honoria, is that I'm alone in my envy.” - Letters to Honoria, by Leona Ornstein, Officio XIV Triarius </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Leona Ornstein]], [[Miralda Smough]], [[Nero]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/bfALLwLW The Night Of The Wolf]</center>
|<center>3 March 2015</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center> A girl of the Sixth goes on a hunt. </center>
|<center>[[The Night Of The Wolf]]</center>
|<center>? </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/c6j1vU30 Destroying Angels]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki Mastuda reclines in her favorite green chair in the whole world, her mind wandering over Pinky.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/h157Lguv On Demon Wings]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki and Pinky battle it out on an airplane in the sky.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/maH6UWAc Homu!]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki experiences a nightmare.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wtL4ZSJb Zombies Never Die (Blues)]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The future keeps getting darker, while the past keeps getting brighter.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Homura]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Madoka]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/1wmg2eCd Welk & Faul]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Oriko deals with Kirika's aftermath.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kirika]], [[Oriko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hNxziTAM Loveless]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Midori learns firsthand of Chiaki's damaged love.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/aELRsQGV Operation: Bear Hunt]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>In an alternate reality, a bear hunt is just a bear hunt.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ESUB2p8M QB Heavy Industries Quotes]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>A collection of noteworthy quotes from QB Heavy Industries.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[QB]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/X2DH1ykX Sunshine]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The happiest end to Magical Girl Noir Quest.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Homura-chan]], [[Madoka]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/G7XHxjPU The Death Of Sayaka Miki]</center>
|<center>24 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Title says it all.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hDnR9rGy Take It Easy]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kyoko comes home to Sayaka.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/T8p0kEAQ Your Last Meal]</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>It was time for Chiaki's last meal.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[QB]], [[Sanbey]], [[Souji]], [[Kumatora]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Fabiola]], [[Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake]], [[Iori]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Mami]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/3DGqGgAY Ride Into The Night]</center>
|<center>5 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a Magical Girl, and you had a mission.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/c2bSPSXJ The Second Stack Of Pancakes]</center>
|<center>17 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The first stake of pancakes was good, but what about seconds?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/XsD9LHXc The Love Letter]</center>
|<center>10 December 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Who would send a love letter to Murderface?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kirika]], [[Oriko]], [[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/w3g1cyY3 Sunset]</center>
|<center>11 February 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Sunset makes way for moonlight for this one heroic magical girl.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JiBrxSTd A Close Retirement]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>A brutal bloodbath battle takes place in a forest covered in snow.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/UxNDuuGG A Fistful Of Kharn]</center>
|<center>15 March 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a Psyker, cut down before your prime, and with a shaking hand, grabbed yourself a handful of Kharn flesh.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7hMf6gH6 Werewitch]</center>
|<center>24 March 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki and Kyoko get stuck inside a witch's barrier.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]] </center>
|-
|}

==Extra Non-Canon==
The following writeups were never intended to be considered canon and written purely for fun. Please enjoy fun in moderation.

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| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|Not-safe-for-work
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|<center>Blueberry à la Mode</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eCvtmViD Blueberry à la Mode]</center>
|<center>Sayaka, Kyouko?</center>
|-
|<center>Drunken Escapades</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Dimunsis</center>
|<center>Wendy and Midori go out drinking, groping ensues, and many more lewd acts occur. Pinky shows off a secret 'Golden Weapon'.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pgJjCj3a Drunken Escapades]</center>
|<center>Midori, Wendy, Chiaki, Faust</center>
|-
|<center>One Final Tender Moment</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Dimunsis</center>
|<center>In a moment of clarity, Chiaki decides to give herself to the woman that gave everything for her.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/34kvnr0k One Final Tender Moment]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Midori</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Formula H]]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center>Heather presents an unusual, hypothetical scenario.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/TPddJGHG Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Formula H]</center>
|<center>Heather, Amber, Tenko, Jade</center>
|-
|<center>I Love You, Kharn!</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The Holy Grail of Kharn Erotica.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5KR0L3jK I Love You, Kharn!]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Surrounded By Smiles</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn seduces Pinky and right in front of an unwilling Chiaki!</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/4vJsitvg Surrounded By Smiles]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Chainsaw Erotica</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn cleans Gorefather.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Bn1eMzaC Chainsaw Erotica]</center>
|<center>Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl</center>
|<center>28 April 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a faceless girl, born from pixie dust and lewd things, but you knew one thing: She was beautiful to you.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0Sc0weFX Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl]</center>
|<center>Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Hotpants Galore</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn gets revenge for Chiaki's "Forbidden Love" comment.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xWsbsgMZ Hotpants Galore]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|Others
|-
|<center>Layoffs</center>
|<center>27 September 27 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Sayaka does a retirement while Mami suffers the consequences</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLu4HEab Layoffs]</center>
|<center>Sayaka, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>Last Goodbyes</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Malal cracks, and breaks Souji's heart</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5tNLAMe4 Last Goodbyes]</center>
|<center>Malal, Souji</center>
|-
|<center>Prolog in der Hölle</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Megative </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/v1ArZq1j Prolog in der Hölle]</center>
|<center>Sally, "Old Man", "Dark Man" </center>
|-
|<center>FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>GermanSchteel </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pwjiDv0i FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA]</center>
|<center>Liberty, Lightning, Engelhardt </center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2013</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda who likes Tomoe Mami's pancakes has to do what has to be done and help Tomoe Mumi defeat the enemys</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PMP4b1LM Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done]]</center>
|<center>14 February 2014</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda has to kill evil wich and live up to fullnoir consequences</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/KP9qBnj7 Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences 2 : What Has Tobe Done]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Burger Beggining]]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Wendy Cooldown has to fight Incubators and save all meguca</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/awTcy36k Half-Meguca : Burger Beggining]</center>
|<center>Wendy, Mary Sue, Incubators, Chiaki</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences: Cool Down]]</center>
|<center>13 March 2015</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda has to make the ultamate choose to save megucas and Wendy Cooldown</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PNcPFcY2 Half-Meguca Full-Life Consequences: Cool Down]</center>
|<center>Wendy, Incubators, Chiaki</center>
|-
|<center>[[Stack Overflow]]</center>
|<center>4 November 2014</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center>"Misaka makes Stupid Robot Girl pay for making her cry in front of Big Sister Murderface, Misaka says smugly!"</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WpSDQBDe Stack Overflow]</center>
|<center>Barbara, Misaka, Rea</center>
|-
|<center>An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>See this and MORE in the ALL NEW chapters of MAGICAL GIRL NOIR QUEST!</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/H7RR0nMe An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kyoko, Midori</center>
|-
|<center>The Bet</center>
|<center>12 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The Bet? To see if Kharn and Chiaki can lick the others soul gem at the same time.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZNuSJayK The Bet]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Peanut Butter</center>
|<center>12 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Midori took the virgin layer.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8dVppEty Peanut Butter]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Midori, Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Short Description: Chiaki Chases Pinky.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hy6QJL4K Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>In the world of music, only one holds ultimate power: Musical Girl Murderface.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/sfs79wNR Musical Girl Murderface]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>Abandoned Utopia</center>
|<center>17 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface has come to retire The Grey Violinist.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rWthzfWD Abandoned Utopia]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>The Assault On The Ninth</center>
|<center>6 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface, now Groovemaster of the Ninth, must defend her Officio against Rockbey.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/zdECq3sX The Assault On The Ninth]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>Clipping Through The TV</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Channel surfing at the ninth.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/F7ahJGND Clipping Through The TV]</center>
|<center>Pinky, Kyoko, Mami, Kharn, Chiaki, Kirika, Ahriman, Erebus, Midori, QB</center>
|-
|<center>Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Teaser trailer for the upcoming movie 'Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising'</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9NezvKFN Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, QB</center>
|-
|<center>Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>It isn't Kumatora's day with Murderface</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Aw5N6tfN Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kumatora</center>
|-
|<center>Your Documents, Now</center>
|<center>16 September 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You cannot get into this facility unless you show your documents, now.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JXaDU2Ds Your Documents, Now]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kumatora, QB, Mami, Malal, Kharn, Midori</center>
|-

Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part II: Terminus Est

2022-10-06T14:03:05Z

Attarou: Created page with "“-alled Coolio in, she’ll be waiting for-” A low rumble and the stench of antiseptics greet me in the waking world, just barely drowning out the sounds of voices. Peop..."

“-alled Coolio in, she’ll be waiting for-”

A low rumble and the stench of antiseptics greet me in the waking world, just barely drowning out the sounds of voices. People. That complicates things. Well, it's not like they can stop me. There’s the beep of an EKG, and the feeling of wires on my body. A hospital? I crack open one eye and see clouds rushing by. An airplane. A makeshift hospital room on an airplane. After what happened, that makes sense. But it means I'm being taken back. I'm running out of time.

“-n’t blame you, it’s the Gardener’s faul-”

Beneath the covers of the cot, I discreetly feel at my neck. My clothes have been changed to a hospital gown, and my gem is missing. It’s… I close my eye and try to sense it… over there. I feel it like a phantom limb, a pang of sensation disconnected from my body about two feet away, on this side. I open my eyes to look without turning my head, and I can see it, the dull red stone set inside a glass jar. There’s some powdery residue gathered at the bottom, but that’s not important.

“-lliance is over, I’ll give you a head sta-”

Everything is falling into place for this moment. I just need to do it. To find the drive, the conviction to follow through. The last time I tried this, I was paralyzed with fear. So afraid to do it that my body gave out before my spirit did. But now… now I can do it. I finally have what I was missing. Conviction. Drive. Evidence that things will not, cannot improve. Any doubt I had before is gone: this needs to be done.

With one quick motion, I reach forward and take the jar. The top of it comes off easily, and I take back my prize. Now my gem is back in my hands, and, just as importantly, so is my inventory.

“-will leave quarreling for when her condition impro-”

It feels somewhat poetic, pulling out a handgun. This piece was a gift from a former friend. As if I’d kept it solely for this singular purpose. To chamber one bullet in this weapon. To retract the slide lock. To pull back the slide and chamber a round. And to train it squarely at my gem. Because no magical girl is totally immune to damage to the gem, no matter who or what they are. I remember that lecture distinctly. A single bullet is enough, even a .32 caliber.

“-ill succeed! It has to, I can’t deal with this kind of thing, I'm not, like, an empa-”

It’s finally over. This whole farce of a life is finally over. I can finally stop hurting, stop hurting people. My body is tense, but of course it’s tense. I’ve seen what happens when I have a second chance. I squander it. Waste it. I’m a waste. Wasteful. Useless. Unnecessary. And kept alive because people are too kind for their own good.

It has to end.

It has to end!

This can’t go on, it has to END!

It’s been nearly nineteen years of misery and pain inflicted on others. All so I can fail, again and again, to improve myself in any meaningful way, and drag everyone down with me. It has to end. I have to do it. I have to pull the trigger. Pull the trigger. End it. End it now. Please. Not just for yourself, but for everyone else. This can’t go on. It just can’t.

“-er best, and have faith in her will to-”

My vision blurs from the tears. I wish it didn’t have to be this way but wishing didn’t work. There’s no other choice, no other way. No more chances, no more leeching off the good graces of others. I’m putting myself out of everyone’s misery so they can find someone better. It’s not selfish. It’s thinking forward, it’s necessary. A necessary excision of a cancerous tumor on this world. A removal of someone who failed from the very beginning. The grieving will be brief and transitory, as given to any coworker or people who misguidedly saw themselves as my friends. And then someday a brighter future will dawn. One where I’m not in it.

“-ntal state? She’s-”

It’s the right thing to do. That’s all it has to be to finally convince me. I’ll do it. I’ll pull the trigger.

My finger tenses around the trigger, and slowly, gently pulls. There’s no going back.

“-ere’s her gem? Where is-”

...I don’t want to die. But there’s no other way. But I don’t want to die. But there’s no other way. But I don’t want to die! There has to be another way! But there isn’t! But this can’t be the right way! I have to do it, but I don’t want to do it, but I have to do it, I have to do it, there has to be another way, somebody, anybody, tell me there’s another way, but I have to do it!

My hand spasms in panic as the gun fires, my mind racing a trillion miles an hour. I can see it. The jerk of the handgun. The bullet exiting the barrel. The grooves and scratches on it from the rifling. Even the manufacturer’s imprint. I can see all of it play out as the sound of the gunshot rings out.

I can’t say if it’s a cruel twist of fate or otherwise, but my movement was just enough. At the last possible moment, the bullet grazes past the gem and embeds itself in the wall of the aircraft. The empty ejected casing smacks me in the face to rub in my failure.

…No! NO!

No, no, no, no, no, I’ve already done this before! I can’t keep backing out forever, I have to die! I have to try again! I have to break this damned thing!

As I try to slot in another bullet, someone grabs my arm to stop me. Weakened as I am, still lying on the bed, the bullet tumbles out of my fingers in the scuffle and rattles across the floor out of reach. Cursing my luck, I form my gem into its normal shape as a broach, in case someone would try to pry it out of my grasp.

“Crunchy, whatever happened with Dolly the Destroyer back there isn’t worth an heroing over!” cries the pained voice of Nakajima as she wrests my weapon away. I don’t understand what she’s trying to pull, considering she got all the data from me she probably needs. I toss and turn in the struggle, finding the Soul Temperer at the foot of the cot. Her shocked expression looks like she just about had a heart attack.

She has to take a deep breath before she can even speak. “Truth-Seeker-” the Soul Temperer starts, about to launch into some spiel about duty or hopes and dreams or whatever. Some fortune cookie bullshit that isn’t going to help here. I want no part of this, so I cut them both off.

“No, see, I don’t want to try and fail to get better yet again,” I say, pulling myself up into a sitting position and wrenching my arm back from Nakajima. “I’ve finally remembered that this is why I came out here in the first place!” I fling my arms wide, putting on the fakest smile I can manage. “To get away from bleeding hearts and crocodile tears so I can, at last, end my wretched, miserable, worthless, hopeless, damned and despicable life with NOBODY to stop me!”

My captive audience is, for whatever reason, speechless. As if everything I said wasn’t the most simple, logical, moral, ethical, and best possible conclusion to the facts presented by my continued existence. I pull myself out of the cot, pushing past Nakajima as she scrunches her face up in pain. “Why?!” she screeches; for someone supposedly so smart, she needs an awful lot of this explained to her.

It’s annoying. It’s irritating. It’s getting on my fucking nerves.

“Why indeed!” I roar back, causing her and the Soul Temperer to shrink back. “WHY IN-FUCKING-DEED!” I wag my finger at them accusingly, their eyes following it like I was still holding a gun. “THAT is a question I’ll throw to God before I fling myself rightfully into the deepest pits of hell!” With my piece said, I march towards the emergency exit. They can’t follow me out of the plane if I jump-

The Soul Temperer grabs my arm. “Heather…” she pleads. What, was the Truth I was Seeking too much for her to bear? I shake her off, my anger empowering me enough to get my strength back.

“‘Why do better people suffer because of me, while I coast through life unscathed? ‘“I pose to her. She has no answer, so I continue, driving in what should be a simple conclusion with increasing frustration. ‘Why couldn’t I be a hero when I explicitly wished to be one?’ ‘Why can’t I ever, ever, EVER improve myself in a meaningful way or stop making the same exact mistakes every single time?!’” I roar, punching my palm for emphasis. “EVERY! SINGLE! TIME!” It’s not fucking fair.

The anger is swept away by a flood of tears and sadness, enervation and listlessness threatening to stop me from my sacred duty. “It’s like a bad joke,” I choke through sobs, “where somebody waits until the end to scream ‘The Aristocrats’, but jokes are supposed to be funny, right?” For once, I turn to look at the others for confirmation. “I’m not the only one who isn’t laughing, right?”

Nakajima looks to be on the verge of tears herself, mouthing “Crunchy” as her expression collapses. I want to tell her that I’m alright, but I’m not. And I never will be. Not in this life. All I can do is convince them to understand where I’m coming from and try to make the pain of loss hurt less.

“You know,” I start, putting my hand on the handle, sniffling and wiping my nose, “I was prepared to fight alone against evil, you know? I was prepared for a friendless, solitary life. I had steeled myself for such a possibility. Hope rides alone and all that.” I can’t see through the tears anymore, but I can still manage a sad little smile at my naive ambitions. “Who hasn’t dreamed a little dream about being the lone agent of good in the world, a pariah who nonetheless does what needs to be done to protect those who can’t protect themselves?” Even I couldn’t be faulted for that much, regardless of my sins.

My sniffling gives way to coughing and retching, a sickness and bile rising up as I try to face the Soul Temperer, blinded as I am. Words burn as my voice cracks, ”but how could I prepare myself for hurting the people I was supposed to help?” I ask, trying to raise my arm to gesticulate and succeeding only in making vague gestures at the ground. “How can anyone come back from that after it happens, again and again and again and again and again…”

The rest of my body, head included, follows my arm’s tired example and slumps to the ground, save for my hand barely hanging on the emergency handle. “I’m so tired, you guys. I’m just so tired of failing so miserably at helping people and myself. That’s my entire reason to exist, literally my raison d’etre, my sincerest wish - and I can’t do it.” If I still had any drive to do so, I’d turn to look at them. Eyes pleading, begging for an answer to the question of my life. “It’s all I wanted, all I wished for. I can’t deal with it. I can’t deal with being subhuman garbage like that, as someone who can’t even fulfill their intended purpose in life, one they chose for themselves and tried to achieve over and over and failed.” Another coughing fit dislodges more tears.

Finally putting it into words, a weight I didn’t know was holding me down releases. I’d almost say I feel better, except I don’t. I just feel weary, and everything feels oppressive and heavy and hopeless.

Someone starts walking over, and I have to force myself to get angry enough to find my strength. I pull myself back to my feet and wipe the tears from my eyes, snarling, “I can’t do it! I won’t do it anymore! Enough is enough!” The figure doesn’t stop, but neither do I, finally pulling down the emergency handle. “This is what’s best for everyone! You’ll see!” Applying enough force to open the door, even mid-flight, is easy-

Just as the door opens, someone grabs me around my midsection and hoists me into the air. “Go limp!” yells Nakajima through gritted teeth, squeezing me as hard as she can in an effort to make me go limp, or something. I don’t understand what she’s trying to do, but with the added turbulence, I wrestle free and dive out the exit before anything else can happen. To the sweet release of death.

The wind rushes up to meet me as the ground rapidly draws closer, my gown fluttering wildly. My tears dry as the wind sucks them away. Oh, I’ve jumped without a parachute before, but this is different. I fling my arms wide as if to embrace it. To savor the moment where things finally turn around. I just need to find a nice, quiet spot to hide myself long enough to deal with any lingering misconceptions and finally end my life.

A sharp noise breaks my reverie like shattering glass. I spin around, and my look of horror matches that of Nakajima, plummeting far past me. The plane is getting further away, but so is the hapless girl that fell out after me. I try to summon my Eversword, but the connection to my weapon is gone as if it never existed in the first place. I try again, and again, but the distance between my targets keeps growing while my blade refuses to materialize. With both out of reach, and my blade not available, I have to act quickly.

I pull a long, massive tube out of my inventory until I’m staring at the tail end of a sidewinder missile twice my height. And a well-aimed punch at the right place gets it belching fire and smoke. Then the thrust kicks in for real, and drags me towards terra firma at breakneck speed, far faster than terminal velocity. Already I’ve almost caught up to Nakajima in the race to hit the earth, but I’m not having it, and wrestle for control to point towards her instead of the ground. And then I climb on. Balance myself. Steady, steady… and stand tall. It’s not the most intuitive way to ride a missile, but I need both hands free for what comes next.

The shrieks of terror draw much closer as I descend and dip right under my target. And into my outstretched arms falls a suddenly silent and extremely surprised Nakajima. I can’t blame her for her shock, but right now we have a flight to catch before the hypoxia sets in.

It takes careful maneuvering to finally rise high enough to catch up with the airplane without blowing it up. While my hands and legs are occupied, my magic tape wraps a grenade from my inventory around the missile. As soon as it pulls the pin, I jump off, kicking the missile down away from the aircraft Nakajima and I land inside of, untangling ourselves from each other. Oxygen masks are brought to us, and we both start gasping and breathing heavily. Outside there’s a loud explosion in the distance as the missile is taken care of. My heart finally stops pounding in my throat.

Before I can continue my tirade, or apologize, or say anything, Nakajima interrupts my train of thought. Loudly. “Perhaps we’re wondering why somebody would shoot themselves, before jumping out of a plane!” she exclaims in a deep voice, the faint trace of a smile visible beneath her air mask. I… don’t have a response to that. Nor does the Soul Temperer. “Did you care who I was until I put on the mask?” she probes, invading my personal space.

I’m almost lured into her rhythm to go along with her skit. But I can see what she’s trying to do. “You’re trying to distract me from the fact that you fell out of the plane and almost died because of me," I tell her bluntly. I can’t even kill myself without getting other people involved now. This is why I wanted to end it before anybody noticed.

“Oh, me?” Nakajima responds in her normal voice, sounding surprisingly carefree for somebody who was screaming for her life just moments ago. “I jumped out on purpose.”

…Wait, what.

“Like, I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist coming after me,” she explains, lunging for my arm. “Sooo, I took a leap of faith, and I knew you were going to try and save me.” I retract my arm, making her pout just a little. “I just had to scream and look scared and a hero like you comes rushing to save me!” So, any hero would have worked, huh?

“That’s stupid!” I retort, pointing at her so hard that she flinches back, “I could have screwed that up you know! Just like everything else, I could have failed, and you could have died!”

Nakajima latches onto my extended arm, grinning beneath her mask. “But you expected it to fail and did it anyway, right?”

Again, I retract my arm, this time to wildly gesticulate. “I had to do something!” I shout back.

As if that somehow answers everything, Nakajima settles back and asks with a gravelly voice, “So, do you feel in charge here?” Again with the jokes. My severe look at her doesn’t cow her, only prompting her to ask, “Also how did you start that missile so quickly?”

“What, I just hit it in the right spot.”

Now it’s her turn to be surprised. “Wait, what? You can jumpstart a missile just by punching it?"

I snort derisively. "You can't? Aren't you supposed to be smart?" As soon as the words leave my mouth, I cover my face in shock and remorse. Even Nakajima is put off by how vicious that was. "I'm... I didn't...” I have to force my tongue to stop tangling itself up and obey me. “That was uncalled for,” I manage, giving a small bow. ”I'm sorry, it’s just… I can assure you this self-destruction is completely deserved. And one good deed does not excuse a lifetime of sin." Another gaffe, which I correct before anybody else can jump on it. "Of failure, then, but it may as well be a sin for me. I’d be the ruler of Hell if incompetence was a sin.”

Nakajima slumps to the ground, staring at me in bewilderment. “I don’t get it. You jumped out of a plane, punch-started and surfed on a missile, and saved the girl, namely me. You should be super stoked, right?” She scoots forward on her knees and reaches up, pushing the corners of my mouth into a fake smile.

I pull her hands down yet again. “And yet I’m still miserable, like I’m constantly being rained on,” I tell her, holding her wrists away. She grabs my hand instead.

“Then build a shelter with me!” she says, the cheery facade she’d built up starting to crumble. “Being happy isn’t about not feeling miserable or hurt, it’s being able to, like…” She looks lost for words, swinging my hand back and forth like a metronome as if it’d get her thought processes going again. She doesn’t have much conviction when she says, “still be happy? Something about weathering the storm together?” She squeezes my hand.

Sigh. “Look,” I tell her, yet again removing her hands from my person, “it’s nice that you’re trying to help, really, but this isn’t something anybody can solve. Literal mutant space cat magic couldn’t make me a good person, it’s just inherently impossible.”

“So, you’re going to try and jump again?” she asks, wiggling her fingers in distraction.

"Of course!”

Nakajima pulls her hands back and covers her face except for her eyes. “Well, that would be very painful…” No, don't finish that sentence - “For you.” I give her the most withering look I can manage, and Nakajima withers under it immediately, before her face scrunches in anger.

“Okay, look!” she growls, hands balling into fists. “I don’t know how to cheer up sad people so good, so I’m just trying to say whatever to make you stop being serious about something stupid!” She points to herself, yelling, “Look at us! We’re magical girls, so of course we’re all miserable, but we’re not killing ourselves over it!” And then stamps over to me to try and grab me, shaking with barely contained indignation. “So come on! Just stop it! Just stop this stupid crap already!”

Yet again, I push her hand away, my costume reforming over the thin hospital gown. “It is stupid, but then again, so am I.”

With my piece said I take off my mask and move towards the opening again. This time I conjure some bindings around her feet, causing her to trip before she can pull the same stunt from before. The breathing apparatus falls off, revealing her pained expression. It doesn’t stop me, but it hurts my heart.

“Don’t do it!” she pleads, with an earnest sadness I haven’t heard from her before. “I tried! I tried so hard this time! I tried for *you*!”

She stretches her arms out once more, but this time they do not reach. I sadly shake my head. “Thanks for trying anyway,” I tell her “I hope you find happiness without-”

“ENOUGH!”

The Soul Temperer’s voice rings out clearly, reminding me that she has been watching the entire time. No longer content to sit back, she tears off her oxygen mask and yanks me away from the opening. I stumble slightly, then regain my footing before I would crash into the opposite side. She grabs my other wrist and slams both into the wall. I expect a look of predatory hunger, which is why her expression of righteous indignation takes me completely by surprise. The ferocity in her scarlet red eyes is unlike anything I've seen from her before.

The Soul Temperer takes a deep breath, speaking slowly and deliberately, her voice booming with barely restrained fervor. “I have sat idle for far too long, having full confidence in your ability to finally see your own brilliance the way I see it," she says, her firm grip thwarting my escape, "but still, still you are blinded by despair, loathing and a misbegotten need for penance through self-flagellation! I won’t have it! I won’t suffer it anymore!“

Her face softens, as does her voice, but her grasp stays firm. “For when I first saw you so very many months ago, clashing weapons and hearts with the High Marshall, you kindled a spark in my heart that has since ignited into something far more, something I once would claim that I did not deserve!”

Wait… I saw her. I saw her there. At the conference between the Officios. Between the Second, the Sixth, the Seventh, and the Eighth. The discussion about how to move forward after Walpurgisnacht, between the Officios guarding their own Akashic Gates. She was the one that took me to the infirmary after Alondight gouged out my eyes! Valentina Tenko, a representative from the Seventh!

A sardonic smile twitches at the edge of the Soul Temperer’s mouth, perhaps unable to notice my recognition. “Oh yes, I was once the one seeking wisdom, truth, and enlightenment; And I sought it in pain, and suffering, and placing my faith in people who told me I was a wretched, horrible being, only fit to be used and discarded by those who had no affections for me!” She switches to a scowl, pressing her face forward and driving me back even more. “And I would not have you suffer that same fate!”

Her nose is mere inches from mine - her eyes are even more intense than her words, if that’s possible. I can feel her breath right on my face and smell the traces of fruit from her shampoo. “If ever I still thought I needed to redeem myself for my past sins and transgressions, then for you, and all that you are, I would forsake my other desires both mortal and spiritual, blaspheme any god, do anything! Whatever it takes to convince you that life is worth living!”

I’m stunned. Nobody has ever said anything like that to me before. Nobody ever had to. I didn’t have such vicious hatred for myself until Walpurgisnacht. Or maybe I just never noticed the survivor’s guilt weighing on me until now. But a former Black Templar would shun her own faith if it wouldn’t save me?

If I can’t live for me, if I can’t believe in myself… What about her? Can I believe in someone who so fervently believes that I should live, until I can find that drive myself? It can’t be that easy, can it?

She hoists me up and up, but before she can continue, I have to ask a simple question: “Why? Why are you trying so hard for someone like me? Why go through all this trouble for a one-night stand?”

The Soul Temperer lets go. “Is that what you still think this is about?” she asks incredulously, her momentum interrupted momentarily. “Perhaps I did not make my feelings clear before, so sure that they were as obvious as your own brilliance.” Ouch.

She clears her throat loudly, throwing her arms wide. “Then I will dispel all doubt now,” she declares jubilantly, her previously pained expression breaking into a wide smile. “It is because I love you!”

…My brain skips like a record and tries to make sense of what she just said. However, there is no need, as she repeats, “I love you, Heather!” I’m still coming to terms with what she just said, but she’s not giving me any time to process it. “My love is greater than the stars in the sky, and it burns for you and only you! Even if you would forsake my feelings, please take my earnest wish and passion as a sign to keep living on!”

Valentina Tenko loves me.

With that truth finally laid plain, Tenko pulls the back of my head all the way forward. I squeeze my eyes shut, my body on autopilot while my brain tries to sort through everything that’s happening. Gentle, girlish gasps escape from my mouth even though she has it locked in a deep, passionate kiss. My toes curl as if the heat escaping from my face was all that kept them straight.

The despair hanging over my head is, for the moment, shunted away by emotions so bright I would be afraid to look at them normally. The cheer and warmth in my heart and soul would cook me alive with embarrassment before now. But now a thirst for affection I didn’t even know I suffered from is being sated, and the sense of rightness and belonging gives me a sense of peace I haven’t felt in years. And not because of a kiss - it’s the affections of Valentina Tenko. Someone who, for all their quirks, truly did care for me all this time. That I, somewhere deep down, dared to hope held real affection for me.

Tenko releases me, cradling my chin on one hand, and faces away from me, trying to hide her expression behind her long blue hair. For all her bluster and bravado, even she is red in the face with an awkward self-consciousness that seems out of character for her. Even she, for all her forwardness and brashness, is trembling like a bashful schoolgirl.

I hadn’t dared to dream that I could love someone, anyone, in the longest time. To date, perhaps. Maybe even a fling if I was feeling unusually adventurous, but to reciprocate feelings? To cherish and be cherished? ‘til death do us part, or even for an instant? I was promised this happiness for over a decade and had all but given up hope on ever seeing it come to fruition, but now…

Tears start to well up once again. All this time wasted fretting over my own worth, squandered. I was this close to missing it. I was this close to losing any hope of love and affection ever again. I almost died, never knowing peace or fulfillment, when what I was looking for was this close to me for so long…

"What the frick just happened?!”

Nakajima’s voice interrupts my reverie, and both myself and Tenko turn to face her, the moment passed. The disgruntled maid picks herself up off the ground, tearing off the strips of magic tape. She crumples them more than strictly necessary, cursing under her breath. I do her the service of dismissing it magic, but it doesn’t alleviate her mood.

Nakajima jabs her finger in Tenko’s face, who flinches back. “Did I just lose the Crunchy Bowl to friggin' Eurotrash while I was winning, despite having a bigger role than her until now?" she yells, stamping her foot in rage. "This is discrimination against maids!” She points even harder. “It's discrimimaidtion!”

As I’m not the immediate subject of her ire, I scratch my head in bewilderment. “I’m sorry, the… ‘Crunchy Bowl?’” I ask quietly.

Nakajima whirls about and exhales very loudly. “Gawd are you really that dense? Don’t make me say it, it’s embarrassing!” she whines. Her outstretched hands slap her own face, dragging her cheeks down with them. “And I don’t even understand why I’m doing this! Any of this! I feel like I have to add ‘no homo’ to everything I say, or I’ll go crazy!”

Possible understanding dawns. I take a tentative step towards Nakajima, who realizes that *I* realize and immediately regrets saying words. I still need confirmation, so I probe her, asking “you mean you…” okay, gently now, “like me, like that?”

She was preparing for this, but she still wasn’t ready for my query. Her face falls, and she covers it to hide her blush. “Oh, well, um, uh…” Nakajima can’t look at me, not willing to let her expression be seen while she’s tripping over her words. “Yyyyeah? I guess? Maybe?” She tries to trace shapes in the air that might look like a heart. “Y’know, it’s like… like, I heart you and stuff…” Her indignation immediately comes back, and she gets ready to rant, starting out with “man, this is so unfair! I mean, I’m happy that you’re alive, I guess? But I’m still super pissed that I lost!” And prepares to lay out why it’s unfair and such things.

“Never again,” I murmur, the beginnings of an important thought trying desperately to form in my mind. A grief seed pops from my inventory and cleanses the tarnish from my gem, leaving it pristine once more. “Never again will I permit despair to grasp my heart in its talons as it has.” This is not that thought, however. While the others give me strange looks, neurons I didn’t know I had active scream at me. Give me a sudden flash of insight. And I try to give voice to that line of reasoning before the idea is gone.

Without warning, I run over and grab both of the maddened maid’s delicate hands, the normally devil-may-care woman’s complexion going as pink as her hair. “I see now! You’re afraid, and you want an out if you can get one!” Embarrassment gives way to shock. I doubt she expected to be read so easily, but then again, I didn’t expect to get her either. I keep following the logic to see where it takes me, earnestly explaining, “you found someone who you feel like finally understands you on a level that you didn’t think possible, and these feelings are *new* and *scary* and you feel like you’re not the one in control, so now you’re afraid. Afraid of losing control and embarrassing yourself, but also afraid of losing that person, and feeling all alone again.”

Her golden eyes grow wide, and they shimmer as if an emotional landmine just exploded. I pull her closer, clasp my fingers around hers, and try to speak in a more soothing tone. “And because of that, you’re conflicted. But you’re also still trying your very best. For maybe the first time in your life, you’re trying your very hardest to connect with someone and be a good person. And you’re afraid that it’s not enough. So committing to your feelings becomes difficult, unless you can pretend you were merely joking. And now that you feel like you’re losing, you’re trying to downplay how serious it is to you. But it still hurts so deeply.” I wipe away my own tears that I’d forgotten about, giving her the warmest smile I can muster. “I’m sorry that I hadn’t seen it sooner. But Amber, I’m touched by the kindness and love you didn’t even know you had inside you. And I won’t take it for granted. I promise.”

Pulling Amber into a hug, a tight one that lifts her off her feet just the way she likes it, I turn back to Valentina and smile sheepishly. “I think I owe you both an apology,” I start. “And an explanation. *Several* explanations, really.” I cough, as Amber goes limp in my arms, making repressed sobbing noises behind my back. With a gentle clearing of my throat, I smile my brightest smile. I tell them, “but I owe you two, and certainly give you two, my heart, my adoration and my overwhelming affections as well.”

A nervous laugh. I nuzzle my head against Amber’s midsection, the contact stimulating happiness in my brain in ways I never thought possible from such a simple gesture. I take a deep breath, catching the scent of her strawberry shampoo, and do not calm down at all. “I mean, I’ll try to restrain myself, but this joy welling in my heart threatens to overflow, and I want to share it with you! Physically, emotionally, spiritually, I want to make you even happier than you’ve made me! If you’ll still have me, of course.” Another nervous laugh. Even though we’ve put our feelings out in the open, my blush threatens to outshine the gleam of my own soul gem. This giddy feeling is almost overwhelming, and if I lose my focus I’ll be swept away. “Does that make any sense? Haha, I don’t even know the words coming out of my mouth anymore other than I love you-”

“I’m sorry to interrupt-”

I spin on my heel to face Other Nakajima - now Nakajima I guess, but probably better to call her Jade - in surprise. “Have you been here the entire time?!” I ask incredulously. She has a video camera going…

“-but we need to make an emergency landing. In Mitakihara”

The good feelings quickly disappear like so much smoke as anxiety crashes down on me like an ocean of bricks. A sick feeling fills my guts. “So, uh, is it too late to jump to my death?” I float. Angry fists strike me ineffectually in the back, and Valentina and *the other maid* give me dirty looks. “Sorry, that was a bad joke.”

A loud drone of oriental drumbeats rings out from Tenko’s pocket. She looks at it briefly, then looks back at me, then back at her phone. She apparently realized something that she can’t share with the class just yet. She answers brightly, "Greetings, Spiritual Liege, this is Tenko-” I can hear what I assume is Chinese profanity all the way from over here “-and we need clearance to make an emergency landing in Mitakihara-”

“And don’t tell anyone that doesn’t need to know anything more than they need to know!” I shout after her. I *really* don't want to deal with more people from my past than necessary right now.

“-and Heather requests that as few people know about this as possible.” Yelling. “Yes, she’s awake. She’s why we need to make an emergency landing. The aircraft door was removed.” More yelling. “Yes, that was also her doing.” Even more yelling. “Excelsior! I’ll be sure to tell her.” Click.

“Tell me what?”

Valentina takes a deep breath. She eyes me with pity. “I’m afraid you will need to speak with Acting Warmaster Tomoe to explain why you detonated a missile above Japanese airspace.”

“Oh.” Of all the people who dislike me, Mami Tomoe probably ranks in the top ten. I don’t know if she ever cursed out anyone besides me, and I’m honestly afraid to find out.

But there was more. “The Great Sage of the Outback, the Spiritual Liege, and the Star-Spangled Sharpshooter - that is, the Warmaster of the Eighth,” she explains before I can ask, “will be there on video feed.”

“Oh, fuck me.” Getting chewed out by one Warmaster is bad enough. Getting chewed out by several is utterly mortifying!

Valentina chuckles lightly. “Well,” she asks, nudging me in the ribs, “do you feel sufficiently punished now?”

“I feel like Purgatory would have been gentler than this, yes,” I respond dryly. “I’m going to need some proper clothes if I don’t want to draw attention, and-”

There’s stirring from behind me. “Hey, Heather-Feather?” Amber calls out gently. I get the littlest spark of joy hearing her call my name like that, which really helps my situation right now. “Do you need that hug yet?”

I gently, gently, ever so gently set her down and try not to look too embarrassed. I fail, but it’s the effort that counts. “I think I do, yes,” I murmur, closing my eyes and letting myself be embraced by her. Her warmth, her scent, all of it gently washes over me. I can hear her quiet breathing, staggered as it is from all the excitement from before. I gently stroke her silky soft hair, nuzzling her cheek against mine. My troubles, in this instant, are the furthest thing from my mind.

I crack an eye open. Valentina and Jade give me A Look, and I know I’m going to have to figure out this Love Shape (Right Angle?) sometime soon, among other things…

…But for now, I’m going to savor this moment for as long as it lasts. We’ve earned it.

Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series)

2022-10-06T13:53:02Z

Attarou:

<center><blockquote>''"Do... Do I really deserve all this?"''</blockquote></center>

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| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Title'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam
|-
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Genres'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Action, Comedy, Drama, Over the Top, Slice of Life, Tragedy
|-
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Author'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Attarou
|-
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Timeline'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Begins early August, the year before the start of MGNQ
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| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Canonicity Status'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Non-canon
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| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| '''Completion Status'''
| style="text-align: center;width: 30%; background-color: white;"| Ongoing
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|}

==Synopsis==

Eleanor is a young Vanus, transferred from her home out to the Sixth Officio in Australia. She works a desk job for long hours and low pay, and has no control over her powers that she is forced into using for said job. Wishing for death, her day is interrupted by a magical girl in a pirate costume crashing through her window and making histrionic declarations. Eleanor's life is flipped turned upside down, but is it for better or for worse?

==Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam==

===Part I: Old Grind===

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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The New Blood]]====
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=====[[Omake: Everything is Terrible]]=====
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====[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch]]====
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====[[Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown versus The Great Sage of the Outback Leman Russ]]====
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===Part II: New Grind===

====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai Cress]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz Redux]]====
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=====[[Omake: We Need A Hero]]=====
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====[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]]====
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=====[[Omake: Good Luck]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]====
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=====[[Omake: Running]]=====
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====[[Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch versus the Nakajima Sisters]]====
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=====[[Omake: We Promised]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The New Grind]]====
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=====[[Omake: We Can Rebuild Her]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Entrepreneur Jael Russ]]====
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=====[[Omake: Dressing Up]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Mermaid Miss St. Maur]]====
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=====[[Omake: Distracted]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko II: The Shoutening]]====
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=====[[Omake: Prepare Yourself]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II]]====
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=====[[Omake: Hit Me]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Hanzer "Milly" Schulz]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz]]====
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=====[[Omake: New Messages]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]====
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=====[[Omake: My Treat]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III: It Takes Two to Tenko]]====
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=====[[Omake: Surprisingly Good]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Guro Amber Nakajima]]====
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====[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]====
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=====[[Omake: Not My Problem]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"]]====
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=====[[Omake: Route]]=====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold II: A Good Day to Tryhard]]====
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=====[[Omake: Read]]=====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Empress of Dead Body Mountain Dahlia Marigold]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge” II: I Want to Become Stronger]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part I: Origins]]====
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====[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad, Part I: Complications]]====
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====[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part II: Terminus Est]]====
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Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series)

2022-10-06T13:52:04Z

Attarou:

Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad, Part I: Complications

2020-12-11T01:36:44Z

Attarou:

The red and blue doll’s battle-axe goes flying thanks to a lucky parry from my spear. It turns its blank face away to follow its weapon’s plunk into the choppy black waters, and I press the advantage immediately. Its half-raised wooden shield finally splinters as my fist punches through it and the mannequin’s head. An oily red liquid erupts from the wound. I’m not caught off guard this time, though, or by the sound of a horn blaring from somewhere up above that, somehow, I can still hear over the shrieking winds and crashing waves. This time, I push the lifeless thing’s body off the side of the rail-less ship and into the depths. Its splash, and the motes of snow falling from the sky, are lit up by a shaft of light as a horse-headed cherub dives in after it instead of coming after me. The boat rocks a little as another wave hits it, icy water splashing onto the deck in front of me.

The clouds are still storming, the water is still churning, it’s still blizzarding, the wind is very loud, and there’s too much fog to see very far. Milly and Tanis have ganged up on one of the puppets and have it under control. So does Marina, even though she’s fighting off four at a time. Another beam of light is directed to the sea as Katt shoots an enemy off the deck. Her gun lights up and grows into a complex catapult-like shape as she once again tries to use a molotov to take out the other, burning ship that’s getting way too close. Without my glasses, I can’t really see what the fuzzy shapes are on the deck, but it’s obviously more mannequin things.

Like the one that I could barely see until it snuck up on Katt just now.

“Katt, behind you!” I scream over the battle and the blizzard, sprinting as fast as I can without slipping on the icy deck or being thrown around by the winds and arriving in an instant. Instead of running, she turns to face her attacker and gets an axe buried deep in her right shoulder. While she’s roaring in pain, I crash shoulder-first into the doll and spear it through the gut. Another horn sounds before I kick it and the pen over the edge, followed by another cupid chasing it.

"Fucker-” spits Katt, a growing patch of red overtaking the white color of her hoodie. I have to lean in close to hear her. “Can’t get any strength in my arm.” She glares at me, snarling, “Shoot it now!” and I pull back the piece holding the flinging arm back.

A “shunk” happens, and the device hurls its flaming payload into the blurry distance. It whips around in the air, then turns sharply and explodes against the sails of the other boat. Katt grimaces and pulls the axe out of her body, lightly tossing it at the face of a warrior doll trying to climb up the side of the ship. Both fall back into the churning waters as the other boat’s mast finally snaps and falls. Their boat is engulfed in light, followed by the animalistic screams of horse cherubs on fire.

Can’t sit and stare at it. Gotta keep moving. Keep the chill out, keep the dolls off the boat, keep alive. Keep alive. Keep everyone alive.

Tanis and Milly have joined up with Marina to flank the remaining dolls. Wait, no, there’s one more that just climbed up from the front. I rush over and strike it with my fist before it can get its bearings and push it back into the water. There’s another horn noise as the last puppet is killed and tossed away. Followed by a faint splashing sound as Marina leaps into the water herself. Followed by a dozen horns and shafts of light erupting in the sea around us in short order as the water churns into a froth. And then that is followed by several angel-horse-things rushing to their deaths in the depths.

Marina leaps out of the water, her fish tail tucking away beneath her dress. After finding no obvious threats, she settles down as the adrenaline wears off. Her face, though sharper than usual, takes on some of its usual slothful qualities, despite the constant chattering of her teeth. The most immediate danger seems to have gone. With the fighting done for the moment, I put on my glasses to see better, and they fog up almost immediately. Then defog, then fog up again, and so on. I take them off and put them away, they’re no help here.

That’s when it hits me. Only just now do I feel just how intense everything that happened was. I hadn’t even noticed how much my heart was racing until I tried to talk again. I’d probably be dead if we’d been doing drills earlier instead of splattering toads. Now I was just killing… other things. I, I killed things today. For real this time.

Taking huge gulps of air, I loudly ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: “What the hell was that?”

Suddenly, Katt is up in my face. “A trebuchet!” she exclaims, showing more energy, animation, and actual cheer than I’d ever seen from her at this point, despite her still-bleeding injury. Tiredly I look at her, then at the thing she conjured, then back at her, and she takes it as a sign that I want her to keep going: “A medieval siege weapon that uses a counterweight to hurl its payload further than regular catapults and can launch heavy projectiles more than aAAAUGH-”

Katt’s spontaneous rant is cut short by Tanis biting her in the arm, the excitement flowing out of her along with her injuries. The cat-eared girl squeals in pain while the snake-bodied girl’s shoulder develops a gash deep enough to see through. I can see it starting to heal already, but it’s still uncomfortably slow and an uncomfortable thing to look at. I don’t feel like throwing up anymore, at least. I guess the training helped there, too. Katt quietly makes her device vanish, and I almost feel bad for her getting interrupted. But nobody’s in the mood for her to go off on a tangent about weapons.

The wind picks up again, and all of us pull out our emergency blankets. At least we were given these starter emergency kits even if we weren’t supposed to be in any emergencies. Everyone huddles up close, so we don’t have to keep screaming at each other to be heard. Tanis, probably because she’s part cold-blooded, huddles up right by me. Yeah, she’s… she’s really cold. This whole place is really, REALLY cold. Why the hell is it so cold? This is the first time I’m not pissed about having a coat for my costume and it’s STILL too cold! Another wave crashes into the boat, but without the confusion of a fight, everyone’s able to brace themselves against it. The boat rocks heavily until it settles back into its regular, less extreme swaying.

Oh, right. I try asking again, louder this time: “What I meant was, what the hell happened?” I look between everyone, trying not to sound as exasperated as I feel. “Is this a test? A joke? A, a mistake? Because this is a witch barrier, right? Something we’re not supposed to be doing yet, right?” Nope, I can’t keep the exasperation or anger inside. This is wrong, this is fucked up. This isn’t something I’m ready for. “Was this Crazy Cunt’s idea or, or…”

Marina, our chaperone until now, shakes her head. “This is… unexpected,” she drawls, her placid looks giving way to worry. “We wouldn’t force this… on a new team. It was supposed to be… like what we did earlier.”

Katt had herself cocooned in her blanket, not even showing her face. She still wanted to give her piece, and her muffled complaint was, “So we’re just going after bigger ‘invasive species’ now? Some ‘training’.”

This was supposed to be training. It was supposed to be training! Not the real thing! I was grouped with some other trainees to form a squad, we had Marina as a senior to give supervision, and we were given special tasks based on what we needed more training in! Some needed help with fitness, some got tasks based on survival, some did mock combat, and some practiced marksmanship. Tanis and I were put with a humbled Milly and the girl who stole my lunch money before - both of whom were let out of detainment on probation or something - so the latter two would learn teamwork. Yeah, I wasn’t thrilled, either, but at least Milly wasn’t pissy about it. Katt - Katherine, the cat girl - was definitely sulky about it, though. I told her I didn’t hold it against her, but she was still annoyed, so maybe being grumpy is just her thing.

Since everybody seemed to have a connection to me, I was appointed squad leader. Which is a first, considering I’ve never been a leader of anything, ever. But I said before I was going to try and do my best, and I meant it, so I rolled with it. Our task? Killing things to become accustomed to killing things. Yeah, okay, sure, why not? They called it “invasive species extermination” and tasked us with “culling the cane toad population” because it was “practical training with a purpose”. What it was, was toad guts. Toad guts on the butt of my spear. Toad guts on my boots. Toad guts on my fists. Toad guts as the rattling sounds of its species grew one voice quieter at a time. And I couldn’t block it out - in fact, I was told not to block it out.

“Think about it…” preached Marina, twenty toads skewered on her harpoon. “Think about… the taking of a life… the feeling… and try to understand… the weight of what you’re doing… without lying to yourself.” Well, I was thinking about it, and I hated it. I hated killing them, I hated the violence. But I said I was going to try harder, and so I agreed, and Marina promised to treat us afterwards. Normal food. Not poisoned food, not glassy food, not marmite food, actual, real food. And for that I could make an effort. Then the sky turned black-

“-and then suddenly we’re on a weird boat, with weird warrior puppet things that summon backup on death and have to be tricked into drowning themselves, and it’s cold, foggy, snowing, the boat’s rocking… did I miss anything?”

Milly pokes her head out of her blanket. The part-cyborg looks like her face is still fully human, and definitely flush with coldness. “There was supposed to be another group,” she responds in quiet, dawning horror. The morbid explanation for how we got here isn’t needed anymore. Now the question is, which of them is the witch? If it’s the chaperone, then they’re probably in worse shape than us, or even…

I glance up at the sky, then at the horizon. It’s fog. It’s all just fog, snow and water.

“Next, I think we need to know where we’re headed,” I say out loud. I wasn’t really trying to give orders just now, but I guess it came out like that, and I’m supposed to be leading. There’s no steering wheel, no rudder, no belowdecks, and I don’t think Marina should try to steer the boat with brute force. She looked cold after she climbed out, too. Colder than the rest of us. I think that if anybody else fell in the water they’d die from how icy it is.

“I can do some reconnaissance,” Milly volunteers, tossing off her blanket. As the only one here who can fly, it was inevitably going to be her, but I’m glad she’s showing initiative.

“Okay, come back in…”

Wait.

“...How long have we been here?” I suddenly ask.

Tanis checks her phone, which doesn’t have any bars (of course) and squeaks, “T, two minutes.”

...Two minutes? All of that fighting and being lost and confusion and it’s only been two minutes? This has been the longest two minutes (and counting) of my life already!

...Okay, fine. I’m gonna put on a brave face; I’m the leader here, and I want to act like it. “Come back in two minutes at most,” I order Milly. She crouches down as her artificial wings unfold from her back, then I add, “and please stay safe out there.”

Milly, probably not used to that sort of consideration or kindness, looks at me incredulously. I shrug at her, and she smiles. “Understood, thank you,” she says back, then leaps into the air. The wind at her back, she zooms up and away, her strange machine wings giving her lift despite not flapping.

“It’s only been about two minutes…” I mutter in disbelief after Milly disappears. Too quiet for anybody else to hear. I gotta put on my game face and get to work, everyone’s counting on me. I look away from Milly’s retreat once she disappears into the fog, and put forward, “So our options are to wait for backup, find an exit, or kill the witch, right?”

Katt, still refusing to unbundle herself from her blanket, grumbles, “Pretty much, we’re fucked no matter what we pick.”

Marina isn’t optimistic either. “The Officio won’t even know… that anything is wrong... yet. Outbreak trackers… have been somewhat slow… since Walpurgis purged… so many people.”

“I really don’t think we can fight a witch, though. Not if what we’ve been up against is any indication,” I say, voicing what everyone else is probably thinking. If these are just the familiars, I don’t want to think about how strong the witch is. I even realize something important, blurting out, “We don’t even have a dedicated tank.”

This gets me blank stares. “Somebody who can draw aggr-,” wait, that’s not the right language, “um, somebody who can draw attention and, uh, keep everyone from getting hurt.” They still don’t seem to get it. “A dedicated Crazy Cunt.” Ah, now understanding dawns on everyone. “And I don’t think we can reach an exit like this. Not until we hit solid ground.”

“I suppose… not,” Marina confirms solemnly.

“So, we wait for backup?” huffs Katt, burrowing deeper into her blankets. “Suits me just fine. Less work.”

Marina nods sagely. “Seems like… a smart idea. I can’t protect… all of you… all the time.” She actually looks somewhat upset about this, sulking a little.

So, I try to cheer her up, saying “oh, well, you’ve done a good job so far, Marina! Don’t feel bad-”

“We’ve got big trouble ahead!” Milly yells from somewhere in the fog. A couple seconds later, she touches down, wearing a grim expression. She breathlessly relays her infodump: “We’re heading to a waterfall, less than half kilometer away. All the ships are falling over it, and I can’t even see the bottom for how deep it is. There’s a massive tree in the middle, about ten meters from the edge, but that’s all that’s there.”

Nobody’s panicking externally, but I can see it on everyone’s faces. If we fall over, we’re fucked. And one of Milly’s conditions for being allowed to work with us was wearing some kind of “power limiter” or whatever. Which means she can’t fly all of us at once.

Then I hear it. We all hear it.

A constant sound that is just barely recognizable over the winds. The sound of many horns blasting in near unison. Light flashes up ahead, visible even through the fog. And above that, the sound of the wind, and the crashing waves, is the sound of falling water.

The noises are getting louder and louder by the second.

Tanis is the first to panic. “Whawhawhat do we do?!” she exclaims, shuffling around and dropping her cold weather blankets like dead weight. “I can’t jump!” she adds, stretching for emphasis.

I hadn’t even thought of that. If Tanis can’t even jump… but then that’s probably too far for any of us to jump without slamming against the tree and falling to our deaths. We’d have to fly or get more speed... or launch ourselves. I get up in Katt’s face until she shrinks back, demanding, “Katt, can you make a catapult?” Before she can open her mouth all the way to go on another rant, I cut her off. “Just give us something that can fling us onto the tree!”

As everyone puts away their blankets, Katt conjures a simple catapult, the boat and the device creaking as it settles down. All of us pile into the arm bucket, a little cramped, and Tanis wraps her snake half around everyone to keep us from getting separated. The creaking worsens, but we don’t have the luxury of worrying about it. It’s not like we need the catapult to survive as much as we need ourselves to survive.

Then the fog starts to clear, and I can see we’re less than half a minute from going over the edge. Nearby are more boats with more figures. One ship tips over as it and its passengers plummet into oblivion. Off in the distance, past the flashing pillars of light and choirs of horses, a giant white tree canopy shape spreads out about level with us. It’s surrounded on all sides by the waterfall, which keeps dropping ships and summoning angels.

And on top of the tree, something big rears up from the center. Something dark and pulsing that contrasts with the snow-white tree. It bounds forward and lets out a terrible roar, easily audible over everything else.

Of fucking course.

“Looks like… the witch found us…” Marina confirms.

Tanis turns to me, almost on the verge of tears. “What do we do?” she asks imploringly, quivering enough that I can feel it.

I’m reminded of the horror of my first witch encounter. How absolutely helpless I was without somebody to save me. How powerless and fearful I felt. And I don’t feel any of that right now. What I feel is my teeth grinding instead of chattering. I feel my brow furrowed in anger. I feel my hands ball into fists.

I’m just mad. After all the bullshit that happened in just a scant few minutes, now I have to deal with this? I’m so fed up with everything trying to beat me down every time I think things are getting better! I’m sick of having no control over my own life! This time I’m taking the fight to whatever’s in my way, and I’m not backing down! If my life isn’t going to get better, I’m going to FIGHT IT until it does!

“Then we’re gonna kill it!” I exclaim, giving Katt the signal to launch. Her worried glance meets my resolute rage and she complies.
And then we’re hurling through the air. And the monster waiting for us. The wind rushes to meet us as I’m gripped with deja vu again, and I yell out in defiance. Tanis loses her grip and we spread out, readying our weapons before we touch down right in front of whatever is trying to wreck our day. A sick animal that needs to be put out of its misery before it hurts someone.

We’re going to get through all of this. We’re going to be okay. I am taking my life back, starting now. En fucking garde!

Non-canon Write-ups

2020-12-10T22:19:08Z

Attarou:

As of March 2015, almost all [[Write-ups]] aside from those written by Wendy Cooldown and Archivalfag were declared non-canon. Storylines and setting details contained herein are to be assumed non-canon unless, or until, they are mentioned in any canon material.

Several of these fanfics can be read directly on the wiki. To do so, simply click on the fanfic series' name directly above its respective information box, or go to a specific chapter by clicking on the chapter's name in the fanfic's information box.

=== Starasp ===

==== Night Owls ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/#p26009781/ Night Owls Part 1]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>We're introduced to Caroline and Ana, part of the 8th Officio right after they get their first mission. Things are normal. For the 8th. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]], [[Kheda]], [[Prina]] </center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/#p26544724/ Night Owls Part 2]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>

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|<center>The girls find out their mission is a stakeout and Ana drags them to the armorers. Things explode. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]], [[Ash]], [[Riggs]], [[Char]] </center>
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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/#p28104468/ Night Owls Part 3]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Caroline]], [[Anna]] </center>
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=== Midori Hanegawa ===

==== Green Green Magica ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/#p26070898/ Green Green Magica Chapter 1]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>We peek into the past of our favorite broccoli-head before she becomes a Magical Girl. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Yukiko]], [[Ryoutarou]] </center>
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=== -That- Guy ===

==== Gina Falette ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/fP2uKCGj Night hunting]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WsWRLqrn The one day to show off]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rK7ARtXR Adjourning]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/huJZCgnt Rising and Falling Stars]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Sami]], [[Izzy]], [[Megan]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/SFw8TASW Finale of the beginning]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]], [[Izzy]], [[Sami]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/2bFiZVh4 One of the good days]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]], [[Izzy]], [[Sami]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Q1BiAiec Times by the fire]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Megan]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qb2PynED Slippery Slope of Rust and Steel]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Gina]], [[Izzy]], [[Eightball]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8RqdBPJn Black Date]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center> A date is rudely interrupted, twice. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Sami]], [[Izzy]]</center>
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=== Rin ===

==== Saga of the Sixteenth ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qLV9DWyW Saga of the Sixteenth, Part I: Reveille]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Abbadon]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QN6e9sSp Saga of the Sixteenth, Part II: The Only Easy Day...]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7WWqTmtb Saga of the Sixteenth, Part III: Guns of the First]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Alicia]], [[Artemis]], [[Jyuro]], [[The White Devil]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/10qCu8t8 Saga of the Sixteenth, Part IV: Shitcurity]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pawn]], [[Two-Hands]], [[Freon]], [[Sonja]], [[Kyousuke]] </center>
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=== Nath ===

==== MGNQ: World War II ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xjkhycZG MGNQ: World War II Chapter 1]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>A remote town is attacked by German soldiers. In desperation, a contract is made.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Kelzang]], [[Dieter]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/KNwqAk0K MGNQ: World War II Chapter 2]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>As they flee, the unlikely trio get to know each other. A murky soul gem adds a new complication.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Paria]], [[Dieter]] </center>
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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/RDXc7M14 MGNQ: World War II Chapter 3]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>A radio broadcast leads to an important decision and a tough battle.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Claire]], [[Mireille]], [[Amelia]], [[Paria]], [[Dieter]], [[Grace]] </center>
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=== Red ===

==== Magicae Damnatorum ====

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/#p28492070 Magicae Damnatorum Part 1]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
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|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Red]], [["Mom"]] </center>
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=== [[User:Ratman|Ratmie]] ===

==== [[The Riddle of Witch Flesh]] ====

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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 1]]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center> An excerpt from "On the Nature of Witches"</center>
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|<center>[[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2]]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center> In a letter to Kaoru, Umika explains why she left the Tenth, and what she gained in return.</center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/m9Qa8Vuz The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 2] </center>
|<center>[[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3]]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about an unreasonably dangerous Witch Hunt. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/NgewLhsL The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 3] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Panna]], [[Popelka]], [[Karla]] </center>
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|<center> [[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4]]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about the following oddly depressing Witch Hunt. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/qtEENwg2 The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 4]</center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Popelka]], [[Karla]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5]] </center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center> Jarmila writes about her friends, as well as her foes. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/mRTAjXV7 The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 5] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Juunibey]], [[Martina]], [[Toyen]], [[Panna]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6]] </center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center> Martina recounts her hunt on a most dangerous game. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/7iqbbQud The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 6] </center>
|<center>[[Martina]], [[Panna]], [[Karolína]], [[Jarmila]], [[Toyen]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7]] </center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center> The 12th's leadership discusses feelings. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/eGixZeCX The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 7] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Panna]], [[Martina]], [[Toyen]], [[Umika]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8]] </center>
|<center>15 April 2015</center>
|<center> Jarmila talks about herself for a bit. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/hDfQPpLK The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 8] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Umika]], [[Panna]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9]] </center>
|<center>15 April 2015</center>
|<center> Jarmila beats up a nerd. </center>
|<center> [http://pastebin.com/ckdPuX0i The Riddle of Witch Flesh: Part 9] </center>
|<center>[[Jarmila]], [[Renata]], [[Jackdaw]] </center>
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=== [[User:Attarou|Attarou]] ===

==== [[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series)|Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]] ====

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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (story)|Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center> We meet Eleanor as she deals with the horrors of paperwork.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/gLK3DiHk Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center> Heather makes a mess and chases down Eleanor.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8VuuNbjN Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor beats Heather in a fight, and Heather ropes her into training.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ThZpzEyY Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor is put through a workout and faces down the Spider Room.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/cAVaLYep Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Suzi Berry]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Heather]], [[Suzi]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz]]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor is dragged to a tea party and has a breakdown.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/sKxgcdy8 Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Suzi]], [[Milly]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The New Blood]]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Heather matches wits with a Callidus, celebrates with a new squad, and stumbles upon something urgent. </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/A5pgj6jd Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The New Blood]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Madge]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Everything is Terrible]]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor and Wendy talk over the phone about the current state of things. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/aeRaKSSd Omake: Everything is Terrible]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch]]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Suzi and Heather settle their disagreements by fighting it out.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/69rizMVc Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Heather]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part I]]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor eats a meager lunch and reflects on her mistakes.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0jSbuN4A Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Grind Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Milly]], [[Eightball]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II]]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor remembers meeting a not-unfriendly figure before she was deported.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MHpHH0Zg Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Grind Part II]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Eightball]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown]]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Heather crashes Eleanor and Wendy's slumber party.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/27B0BAqB Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Wendy Cooldown]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Heather]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The Witch]]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Things go horribly, horribly wrong inside a witch barrier.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/SWJJv1xK Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The Witch]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Heather]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown versus The Great Sage of the Outback Leman Russ]]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Wendy comforts Eleanor as the Sixth's Warmaster weighs in on the situation. Eleanor reveals her greatest ambition. Guestwritten by Wendy Cooldown.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hieYhf5A Magical Assassin Wendy Cooldown vs. Great Sage Leman Russ]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]], [[Leman Russ]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold]]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Heather gets down and dirty, and disappears with a pair of suspicious strangers.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/RN6Qa05P Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Marigold]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters]]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Amber and Jade throw just about everything they've got at Heather. It ends in ice cream.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GccxEx14 Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. The Nakajima Sisters]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Swashbuckler Kai Cress]]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor's new morning routine is interrupted by a pirate. Milly says the wrong thing.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/im2gRCbd Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Kai Cress]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]], [[Madge]], [[Milly]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Aristocrat "Milly" Schulz Redux]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Eleanor fights Milly, and has regrets at the conclusion.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xNjSf4zP Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. "Milly" Schulz Redux]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]], [[Madge]], [[Milly]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: We Need A Hero]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center> Amber and Jade call up Heather to request a favor. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MmwcQ8Gn Omake: We Need A Hero]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]] </center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry versus Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam]]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center> Suzi drags Eleanor to a party and chats with Madge.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hMDqk18p Magical Torturer Suzi Berry vs. Eleanor Slam]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Eleanor]], [[Madge]], [[Leman Russ]], [[Kai]], [[Belinda]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Good Luck]]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor reflects on the day with Wendy, and receives a surprise. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GXxqNHx8 Omake: Good Luck]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]] </center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is harassed by Amber, the Spiritual Liege, and a Rank Leader. Jade takes pictures.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qe4vyNkd Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Running]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor tries to quit running laps. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qrRB3JJX Omake: Running]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Kai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch versus the Nakajima Sisters]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center> Heather tries to rely on her wits instead of her powers.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Gm8L1MqJ Ordinary Girl Heather Crunch vs. the Nakajima Sisters]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: We Promised]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center> Amber and Jade deal with the aftermath and fulfill a promise. Sort of. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/p7SPvqf5 Omake: We Promised]</center>
|<center>[[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus The New Grind]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> After a rough start, Eleanor has a pretty good morning at work.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xcU7MXZW Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. The New Grind]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: We Can Rebuild Her]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> With Heather stitched up, Amber and Jade argue over what to do next. Jade has an idea. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Nd0uGFzF Omake: We Can Rebuild Her]</center>
|<center>[[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Entrepreneur Jael Russ]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor has a talk with her boss.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/izz5JGVk Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Jael Russ]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael Russ]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Dressing Up]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is measured for new clothes. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/6aX4H1QA Omake: Dressing Up]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Jade]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Mermaid Miss St. Maur]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor is completely out of her depth.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/TWtqVHzQ Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Miss St. Maur]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Suzi]], [[Marina|St. Maur]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Distracted]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather's focus isn't on what the Soul Temperer is telling her. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/s8zBpdC2 Omake: Distracted]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko II: The Shoutening]]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather dons her new clothes and meets with the Soul Temperer of the Seventh once more.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/MiZ59L5Q Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Valentina Tenko II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Prepare Yourself]]</center>
|<center>15 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor discovers something really terrifying is set to occur. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EXNtCq0p Omake: Prepare Yourself]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> Heather is left alone. Very, very alone.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DhMFcfAC Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Hit Me]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor stands in front of a firing squad. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rPXhBbav Omake: Hit Me]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Blue|Belinda]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor wakes up in a hospital bed.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/tWycVwYd Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Tanis Nagi]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Hanzer "Milly" Schulz]]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center> Eleanor runs for her life.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7eV2Hpsb Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam vs. Hanzer "Milly" Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi versus Magical Hanzer “Milly” Schulz]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor and Tanis fight back.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7eV2Hpsb Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and Magical Sawbones Tanis Nagi vs. Hanzer Milly Schulz]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]], [[Madge]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: New Messages]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor checks her answering machine. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/i0viy7ST Omake: New Messages]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Tanis]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center> Heather gets some calls and voices her concerns.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/D8Fcpea0 Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch and Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: My Treat]]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center> Jael is surprisingly happy about Eleanor's victory. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9G9AKvNK Omake: My Treat]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III: It Takes Two to Tenko]]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center> Tenko puts Heather through some trust building exercises, among other things.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LtjK60pc Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Magical Ascetic Valentina Tenko III]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Surprisingly Good]]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor gets an unexpected gift. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZhMv4p70 Omake: Surprisingly Good]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Jael]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Magical Guro Amber Nakajima]]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center> Amber tries to cheer up Heather in her own way.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9fyhLYSv Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Amber Nakajima]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]]</center>
|<center>24 March 2015</center>
|<center> Suzi interrogates a prisoner and convinces Eleanor to do something dangerous.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/yMDDVLD0 Magical Torturer Suzi Berry]</center>
|<center>[[Suzi]], [[Katherine]], [[Eleanor]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Not My Problem]]</center>
|<center>24 March 2015</center>
|<center> Tenko is berated for giving up. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/22evrgtK Omake: Not My Problem]</center>
|<center>[[Tenko]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"]]</center>
|<center>5 May 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor rages at her superior.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/yvtmNCze Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge"]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Madge]]</center>
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|<center>[[Omake: Route]]</center>
|<center>5 May 2015</center>
|<center> Amber is extremely confident in her victory. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/iST1rAjt Omake: Route]</center>
|<center>[[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra]]</center>
|<center>11 June 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor has trouble regenerating.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DTL1gX7s Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Pyromancer Belinda "Blue" Contra]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Blue]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko]]</center>
|<center>1 July 2015</center>
|<center> Heather tries to be nice in the face of overwhelming forwardness.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/6mRe5SVT Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Nakajima Sisters Plus Valentina Tenko]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Tenko]], [[Jade]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Patient Gardener Dahlia Marigold II: A Good Day to Tryhard]]</center>
|<center>6 August 2015</center>
|<center> Heather takes apologizing very seriously.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/BhUahhQW Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Dahlia Marigold II]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Marigold]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Omake: Read]]</center>
|<center>6 August 2015</center>
|<center> Eleanor talks with Checkers again. Accompanies the previous piece.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/n0Xq1v8q Omake: Read]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Empress of Dead Body Mountain Dahlia Marigold]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2015</center>
|<center> Heather tries fighting a former Warmaster.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EeBNGqAQ Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. EoDBM Dahlia Marigold]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Marigold]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman]]</center>
|<center>1 December 2015</center>
|<center> Heather talks to herself about the way things are going.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/up3vT3bE Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch III: Subhuman]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus Magical Killjoy “Madge” II: I Want to Become Stronger]]</center>
|<center>27 October 2016</center>
|<center> Eleanor is evaluated and realizes something.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/YPJxCn1n Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam versus “Madge” II]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Madge]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus The Old Grind, Part I: Origins]]</center>
|<center>6 October 2017</center>
|<center> Heather grapples with her past.</center>
|<center>[https://pastebin.com/BQ1dYMXH Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs The Old Grind Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Tenko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
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|<center>[[Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad, Part I: Complications]]</center>
|<center>10 December, 2020</center>
|<center> Eleanor and her group try to get their bearings in a difficult situation.</center>
|<center>[https://pastebin.com/eJVGTfAv Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad Part I]</center>
|<center>[[Eleanor]], [[Marina]], [[Tanis]], [[Milly]], [[Katherine]]</center>
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=== /a/nonymous magica ===

==== Magical Girl Noir Zero ====

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|<center>[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RaSvfdl6t-aSyvULVFmoG8Tm0fBgmVVGfEQFntsbGsU Magical Girl Noir/Zero Episode 1: Hunter]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Ayano]], [[Eiji]], [[Ruby]], [[Charlotte]] </center>
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=== [[User:TwiceBorn|TwiceBorn]] ===

==== [[The Iron Circle]] ====

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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. I|Ch. I: Olympia]]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Honoka, a Vindicare of the Ninth, meets the Fourth Officio.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0yLT5dup Chapter I: Olympia]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Pinky]] </center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. II|Ch. II: Dodekatheon]]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Exploration of the mysterious Fourth Officio.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LDpL5MsR Chapter II: Dodekatheon]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Yda Stradale]], [[Ach Stradale]], [[Felicia Thematica]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. III|Ch. III: Mechanicus]]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Secrets of the Fourth's Mechanicus.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/GUsKAeJy Chapter III: Mechanicus]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]], [[Petra]], [[Barbara]], [[Fiona Mac Manus]], [[Luka Chrom]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. IV|Ch. IV: Iron Without]]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Someone is watching the Olympia. Meanwhile, Honoka takes the Mark IV 'Maximus' suit for a spin.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/uSgqEXSg Chapter IV: Iron Without]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. V|Ch. V: Murderers]]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>The Fourth Officio discovers what happened to their 'Indomitus' Terminator prototype. Meanwhile, Barbara gets ready to party.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WQvyJPM0 Chapter V: Murderers]</center>
|<center>[[Petra, Fiona, Barbara, Tiny Pete]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. VI|Ch. VI: Skitarii]]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Honoka meets a Skitarius for the first time.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NMpJXfGR Chapter VI: Skitarii]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka, Amal, Lau]]</center>
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|<center>[[The Iron Circle Ch. VII|Ch. VII: Siege]]</center>
|<center>3 March 2015</center>
|<center>The Fourth goes on a Witch hunt.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eNMhMcQi Chapter VII: Siege]</center>
|<center>[[Honoka, Lau]]</center>
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==== [[Maledictus]] ====

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|<center>[[Preludium:_Undivided|Preludium: Undivided]]</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>"...for it is through Unity and Faith that we shall stand against the Dark..."</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eileen]], [[Elana]], [[Alsana]], [[Nashandra]], [[Nadalia]] </center>
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=== [[User:Dimunsis|Dimunsis]] ===

==== [[An Irish Girl's Wish]] ====

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|<center>[[Memorial To The Fallen]]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>A new day begins, a new mission commences.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZL8tbDUi Memorial To The Fallen]</center>
|<center>[[Nokota]], [[Ashlin]], [[Natalie]], [[Edea]], [[Maria]], [[Leah]]</center>
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|<center>[[Guard Duty]]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Orders are handed out, a fight breaks out, and the repercussions of fighting are made clear.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZCrzyNsu Guard Duty]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Lyssa]], [[Natalie]], [[Nokota]], [[Maria]], [[Edea]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Let's Be Friends!]]</center>
|<center>1 January 2015</center>
|<center>Two unlikely teammates have words as one tries to apologize, but they come to a rude awakening. Literally.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5TtUWCGD Let's Be Friends!]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Maria]], [[Edea]], [[Natalie]], [[Serah]], [[Lyssa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Angel of Death]]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Outnumbered and outgunned, the girls of the Fourth are pushed to their limit--blood, violence, death, and fear stalk the battlefield. Meanwhile, someone is watching...</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/dar76hhu Angel of Death]</center>
|<center>[[Ashlin]], [[Natalie]], [[Lyssa]], [[Maria]], [[Nokota]], [[Edea]], [[Oriha]], [[Orisa]], [[Dimuko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[The Wheels of Fate Are Turning]]</center>
|<center>22 December 2015</center>
|<center>A steel hearted magical girl risks life and soul to bring ill news. Meanwhile, a certain emerald eyed coward becomes the center of discussion. </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hFjbaZTg The Wheels of Fate Are Turning]</center>
|<center>[[Leah]], [[Oriha]], [[Orisa]], [[Maria]],[[Edea]]</center>
|}

=== Malal ===

==== [[House of Cards]] ====

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|<center>[[Human Resources 1: Peter Rabbit]]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center> A night at home with the rabbit. Sometimes it's the best you can get.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 2: Guardian Angel]]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center> Welcome to the Third Officio. Perfect, if you know when to look the other way.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]], [[Megumi Minakata]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 3: An Offer He Can't Refuse]]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center> What would you give for a dream?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 4: Parting Shots]]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center> Sometimes, the best-laid plans look bad from moment one.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 5: The Rabbit And The Snake]]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center> A parable of no meaning or significance.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 1: Near-Death Experience]]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center> Izuho spends an afternoon as a test subject for an incomprehensible scientist.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Penelope Baines]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 2: Mirror, Mirror]]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center> A day in the lives of the three Katayama sisters.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mizuki Katayama]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 3: Daybreak]]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center> So begins the hunt.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mizuki Katayama]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Shimizu Yumishita]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 6: Croesus at Delphi]]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center> Harumi deals with the aftermath of the hunt and discusses visions.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Hitomi Masame]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Mizuki Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 4: Mea Maxima Culpa]]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center> With the witch of this godforsaken barrier as my sole witness, I swear that I am innocent.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Shimizu Yumishita]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 7: Make A Wish]]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center> In the end, we chose this.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Sanbey]], [[Aoi Katsuragi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 1: Rise And Shine]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center> Two nightmares: Those of a child, and a jaded connoisseur.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[Kaede Morimoto]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 5: The Dragonslayer Of Mitakihara]]</center>
|<center>19 December 2014</center>
|<center> Introducing the would-be hero of Mitakihara.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko Miura]], [[Shimizu Yumishita]], [[Mitsuko Katayama]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[HR Holiday Special: All Of The Other Incubators]]</center>
|<center>26 December 2014</center>
|<center> They don't know how to do this - they probably shouldn't even be here - but maybe that's alright.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Sanbey]], [[Harumi Ryouno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Mercy Killing 6: Prisoner Of The Third]]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> The traitor hatches a plan to rescue one last innocent from the Third.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Shimizu Yumishita]], [[Hitomi Masame]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 2: Waking Nightmare]]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center> Cordy finds herself in a songbird's forest.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[The Shrike]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 8: Tricks of the Trade]]</center>
|<center>01 February 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi passes on some hard-earned wisdom to a promising magical girl.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 3: A Garden In Ink]]</center>
|<center>08 February 2015</center>
|<center> A moment's reprieve in the Third's garden.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kaede Morimoto]], [[Izuho Taniguchi]], [[Junko Otozaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 9: Damage Control]]</center>
|<center>05 March 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi meets with Aoi to discuss Hitomi's recent activities and her would-be rescuer.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Aoi Katsuragi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Pearly Gates 4: Call Me Cordy]]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center> Another forest, another nightmare, from days past.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Megumi Minakata]], [[Kaede Morimoto]]</center>
|-
|<center>[[Human Resources 10: Wishes and Madwomen]]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center> Harumi meets with Megumi to make sense of recent days.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Harumi Ryouno]], [[Kaede Morimoto]], [[Sanbey]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Steph ===

==== Eve Pearlharbor ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/DWv6F1nj Memory]</center>
|<center>25 April 2016</center>
|<center>Eve has nightmares. Or dreams. Whatever you'd like to call them.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eve Pearlharbor | Eve]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/kCLRr91A New Girl]</center>
|<center>08 June 2016</center>
|<center>Eve paints and gets a new roommate.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Eve Pearlharbor | Eve]], Cordelia</center>
|-
|}

=== Nubum ===

==== Treasure Hunter Elaine ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wP41Aiv3 Chapter 1: Tomb Raider]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Our treasure hunter gives us a history lesson on the pyramids and the traps they contain.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PivzJsCn Chapter 2: Back from the Dead]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Our treasure hunter wakes up a girl claiming to be Cleopatra.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]], [[Cleo]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WAeZStMr Chapter 3: Hedonism HQ]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Elaine returns to the 14th officio and rejoices with Pius.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Elaine]], [[Cleo]], [[Pius]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Zweihart ===

==== Trials of the Thrice-Cursed ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hN2sq9MB Chapter 0-1: Alone]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>A content Magical Girl is spirited away by a freak encounter with a Witch and faces an ambush</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NixU0SW9 Chapter 0-2: Alone(B)]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>A panicked Magical Girl finds all proofs of her existence erased and tries to confirm whether or not this is the past.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLpsiJX3 Chapter 1-1: Wildcards]</center>
|<center>26 October 2014</center>
|<center>A disappointingly sober Magical Girl decides to get her shit together and is approached by a rude Callidus</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/iSPP23it Chapter 1-2: Wildcards(B)]</center>
|<center>26 October 2014</center>
|<center>A slightly entertained Magical Girl is dragged to a secret hide-out and flips her shit upon meeting a familiar Culexus. Long-delayed explanations happen. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/t9tu8rFK Chapter 1-3: Wildcards(C)]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>A soon-to-no-longer-be sober Magical Girl manages to get along with a German Culexus and teaches her the joys of Vodka.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/qtLH4iVz Chapter 2-1: High Seas Slaughter]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet repels an unexpected assault</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/LPrbU57s Chapter 2-2: High Seas Slaughter(B)]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet moves in for a counter-attack</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/F2cMDX7D Chapter 2-3: High Seas Slaughter(C)]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>A magical duet stumbles onto a charnel and decides to enact some Justice.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/H4Cn9Hg0 Chapter 3-1: Cold Homes]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Debriefing happens, exposition is given, mind games are played.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Suzume]], [[Silke]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/C8JhPq2c The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER I ]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center> Things that were not meant to be have Happened. An Eversor driven to the brink of total inanity barges head first into Hell to save an old friend from herself.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Silke]], [[Suzume]],[[Ryuko]], [[Eterna]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/jiYBrDTD The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER II ]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center> An isolated Magical Girl steps up her game and tracks down her target. An unwanted guest shows up along the way, resulting in wardrobe malfunction and tendrils.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/3DCbtZSp The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER III ]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center> A Magical Girl in a hurry is pestered by a religious group and closes in on her goal.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JzLj5GcS The Nightmare Returns: X-CHAPTER IV ]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center> A Magical Girl more or less reaches her target, suffers mindfucks and goes through a wide range of emotions.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center> [[Ryuko]], [[Ahriman]] </center>
|-
|}

=== Planefag ===

==== Garcia Lovelace ====

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|<center>[http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/The_Colt#Anchoro Anchoro]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>The young master retreats from the world, taken by a new obsession.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/The_Colt#The_First_Lesson The First Lesson]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Garcia passes his first test.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Udonge ===

==== Magical Strategist Serina Hunter ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wdAnT6C6 Chapter 1: The Perfect Wish]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Serina gets ready for an important exam and thinks back on her wish.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serina]], [[Alyssa]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Hebiko ===

==== Aurea Venen ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/dyUSZpUy Part 1: The Green Road]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>A nameless girl is haunted by hallucinations. Surely they aren't real, right?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QEctBrbD Part 2: Serzah & Cynn]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Two girls just casually hanging out in an abandoned building. There's absolutely nothing wrong with them at all.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/XJWwc6XU Part 3: Demens I]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>A squad of rookie megucas happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/HqeBgv7j Part 4: Demens II]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Serzah decides that the rookie magical girls need to leave. The only way she knows how.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]], ''Alexis/Makky''</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/YqvgtKGU Part 4.5: A Honeyed Treat] (NSFW)</center>
|<center>01 February 2015</center>
|<center>A delicious morsel is devoured.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], ''Morsel''</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hX3g4Xtc Part 5: Skybreak]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Serzah finishes up having fun, then makes another pet of a different variety.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Serzah]], [[Cynn]], [[Makky]], [[Morsel]]</center>
|-
|}

==== Solatium ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eSQ8xvd1 Part 1: Arxbound]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>A girl bearing an oversized weapon combats against a witch, then returns home.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pira]], [[Nemi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/nY0grVj9 Part 2: R&D]</center>
|<center>02 April 2015</center>
|<center>Pira visits the labs in Arx for maintenance.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Pira]], [[Minerva]]</center>
|-
|}

=== Antary ===

==== Singer ====

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|<center>[http://pastebin.com/tqB9bsvP Singer 1]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>A delinquent fights the Witch she made.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZTPCMQgC Singer 2]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>A magical delinquent runs away from the Officio and hangs out with an old friend.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Yuko]]</center>
|}

=== One Shots ===

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|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367/#p29995005 Training Montage]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Kaitlyn Kilburn </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kaitlyn]], [[Yuu]], [[Sabrina Cosworth]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/92isjRkG Red Angel]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[[Red Angel]]</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/NaivyVwW Deliverance]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center> TwiceBorn </center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[[Deliverance]]</center>
|<center>[[Touno]], [[Murderface]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/EZQT16G5 Corpse Master]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center> TwiceBorn </center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[[Corpse_Master]]</center>
|<center>[[Touno]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]], [[Valthex]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/gmUXJBd2 Regrets]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Mami can't put the past behind her</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/csCvHJMT Mares of the Night]</center>
|<center>7 August 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Chiaki's dreams turn... unpleasant</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pZmxBnkz Red and Green]</center>
|<center>3 September 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Kyoko has a chat with Midori over lunch</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLu4HEab Layoffs]</center>
|<center>27 September 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Mami hosts the courier service party... and Sayaka issues staff layoffs </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/QPfnJcG4 Friday Night Magic with Magical Scrubbernaut Heather Crunch]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Halley Comet</center>
|<center>Amber invites Heather to play cards. Crunch Train ensues.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Heather]], [[Tenko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hK9wByrm "Are you afraid of dying ?"]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>hayate</center>
|<center> Rea recounts how she became a Vindicare. </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Rea]], [[Malal]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/mH02uSAh Feast of Blades]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center> “We no longer bear the Word, Honoria: we bear Nero. I confess, I've envied you, envied the Eighth, the Sixth, even the humble Seventeenth. And what terrifies me most, Honoria, is that I'm alone in my envy.” - Letters to Honoria, by Leona Ornstein, Officio XIV Triarius </center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Leona Ornstein]], [[Miralda Smough]], [[Nero]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/bfALLwLW The Night Of The Wolf]</center>
|<center>3 March 2015</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center> A girl of the Sixth goes on a hunt. </center>
|<center>[[The Night Of The Wolf]]</center>
|<center>? </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/c6j1vU30 Destroying Angels]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki Mastuda reclines in her favorite green chair in the whole world, her mind wandering over Pinky.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/h157Lguv On Demon Wings]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki and Pinky battle it out on an airplane in the sky.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/maH6UWAc Homu!]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki experiences a nightmare.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/wtL4ZSJb Zombies Never Die (Blues)]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The future keeps getting darker, while the past keeps getting brighter.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Homura]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Madoka]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/1wmg2eCd Welk & Faul]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Oriko deals with Kirika's aftermath.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kirika]], [[Oriko]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hNxziTAM Loveless]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Midori learns firsthand of Chiaki's damaged love.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/aELRsQGV Operation: Bear Hunt]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>In an alternate reality, a bear hunt is just a bear hunt.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ESUB2p8M QB Heavy Industries Quotes]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>A collection of noteworthy quotes from QB Heavy Industries.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[QB]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/X2DH1ykX Sunshine]</center>
|<center>9 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The happiest end to Magical Girl Noir Quest.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Homura-chan]], [[Madoka]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/G7XHxjPU The Death Of Sayaka Miki]</center>
|<center>24 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Title says it all.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hDnR9rGy Take It Easy]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kyoko comes home to Sayaka.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/T8p0kEAQ Your Last Meal]</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>It was time for Chiaki's last meal.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[QB]], [[Sanbey]], [[Souji]], [[Kumatora]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Fabiola]], [[Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake]], [[Iori]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Mami]], [[Pinky]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/3DGqGgAY Ride Into The Night]</center>
|<center>5 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a Magical Girl, and you had a mission.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/c2bSPSXJ The Second Stack Of Pancakes]</center>
|<center>17 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The first stake of pancakes was good, but what about seconds?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/XsD9LHXc The Love Letter]</center>
|<center>10 December 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Who would send a love letter to Murderface?</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kirika]], [[Oriko]], [[Mami]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/w3g1cyY3 Sunset]</center>
|<center>11 February 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Sunset makes way for moonlight for this one heroic magical girl.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JiBrxSTd A Close Retirement]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>A brutal bloodbath battle takes place in a forest covered in snow.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/UxNDuuGG A Fistful Of Kharn]</center>
|<center>15 March 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a Psyker, cut down before your prime, and with a shaking hand, grabbed yourself a handful of Kharn flesh.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]] </center>
|-
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/7hMf6gH6 Werewitch]</center>
|<center>24 March 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Chiaki and Kyoko get stuck inside a witch's barrier.</center>
|<center>N/A</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]] </center>
|-
|}

==Extra Non-Canon==
The following writeups were never intended to be considered canon and written purely for fun. Please enjoy fun in moderation.

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! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 15%"|Writeup Name
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 7%"|Posted Date
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Writer
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 43%"|Description
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 6%"|Pastebin Link
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 20%"|Appearing Characters
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|Not-safe-for-work
|-
|<center>Blueberry à la Mode</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center></center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/eCvtmViD Blueberry à la Mode]</center>
|<center>Sayaka, Kyouko?</center>
|-
|<center>Drunken Escapades</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Dimunsis</center>
|<center>Wendy and Midori go out drinking, groping ensues, and many more lewd acts occur. Pinky shows off a secret 'Golden Weapon'.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pgJjCj3a Drunken Escapades]</center>
|<center>Midori, Wendy, Chiaki, Faust</center>
|-
|<center>One Final Tender Moment</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Dimunsis</center>
|<center>In a moment of clarity, Chiaki decides to give herself to the woman that gave everything for her.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/34kvnr0k One Final Tender Moment]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Midori</center>
|-
|<center>[[Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch versus Formula H]]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center>Heather presents an unusual, hypothetical scenario.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/TPddJGHG Magical Juggernaut Heather Crunch vs. Formula H]</center>
|<center>Heather, Amber, Tenko, Jade</center>
|-
|<center>I Love You, Kharn!</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The Holy Grail of Kharn Erotica.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5KR0L3jK I Love You, Kharn!]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Surrounded By Smiles</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn seduces Pinky and right in front of an unwilling Chiaki!</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/4vJsitvg Surrounded By Smiles]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Chainsaw Erotica</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn cleans Gorefather.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Bn1eMzaC Chainsaw Erotica]</center>
|<center>Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl</center>
|<center>28 April 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You were a faceless girl, born from pixie dust and lewd things, but you knew one thing: She was beautiful to you.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/0Sc0weFX Lamentations Of A Faceless Girl]</center>
|<center>Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Hotpants Galore</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Kharn gets revenge for Chiaki's "Forbidden Love" comment.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/xWsbsgMZ Hotpants Galore]</center>
|<center>Kharn, Chiaki</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|Others
|-
|<center>Layoffs</center>
|<center>27 September 27 2012</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Sayaka does a retirement while Mami suffers the consequences</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hLu4HEab Layoffs]</center>
|<center>Sayaka, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>Last Goodbyes</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Artemi</center>
|<center> Malal cracks, and breaks Souji's heart</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/5tNLAMe4 Last Goodbyes]</center>
|<center>Malal, Souji</center>
|-
|<center>Prolog in der Hölle</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Megative </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/v1ArZq1j Prolog in der Hölle]</center>
|<center>Sally, "Old Man", "Dark Man" </center>
|-
|<center>FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>GermanSchteel </center>
|<center> </center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/pwjiDv0i FALL OF LIBERTY: IDUMEA]</center>
|<center>Liberty, Lightning, Engelhardt </center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences]]</center>
|<center>12 December 2013</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda who likes Tomoe Mami's pancakes has to do what has to be done and help Tomoe Mumi defeat the enemys</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PMP4b1LM Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences 2: What Has Tobe Done]]</center>
|<center>14 February 2014</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda has to kill evil wich and live up to fullnoir consequences</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/KP9qBnj7 Half Meguca : Full Noir Consequences 2 : What Has Tobe Done]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Mami</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Burger Beggining]]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Wendy Cooldown has to fight Incubators and save all meguca</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/awTcy36k Half-Meguca : Burger Beggining]</center>
|<center>Wendy, Mary Sue, Incubators, Chiaki</center>
|-
|<center>[[Half Meguca: Full Noir Consequences: Cool Down]]</center>
|<center>13 March 2015</center>
|<center>Attarou</center>
|<center> Chiaki Matsuda has to make the ultamate choose to save megucas and Wendy Cooldown</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/PNcPFcY2 Half-Meguca Full-Life Consequences: Cool Down]</center>
|<center>Wendy, Incubators, Chiaki</center>
|-
|<center>[[Stack Overflow]]</center>
|<center>4 November 2014</center>
|<center>TwiceBorn</center>
|<center>"Misaka makes Stupid Robot Girl pay for making her cry in front of Big Sister Murderface, Misaka says smugly!"</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/WpSDQBDe Stack Overflow]</center>
|<center>Barbara, Misaka, Rea</center>
|-
|<center>An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>See this and MORE in the ALL NEW chapters of MAGICAL GIRL NOIR QUEST!</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/H7RR0nMe An Advertisement For Magical Girl Noir Quest]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kyoko, Midori</center>
|-
|<center>The Bet</center>
|<center>12 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>The Bet? To see if Kharn and Chiaki can lick the others soul gem at the same time.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/ZNuSJayK The Bet]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Peanut Butter</center>
|<center>12 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Midori took the virgin layer.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/8dVppEty Peanut Butter]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Midori, Kharn</center>
|-
|<center>Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One</center>
|<center>12 October 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Short Description: Chiaki Chases Pinky.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/hy6QJL4K Variations On The Phrase 'Chiaki Chases Pinky' In Various Genres Except One]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Pinky</center>
|-
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>In the world of music, only one holds ultimate power: Musical Girl Murderface.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/sfs79wNR Musical Girl Murderface]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>Abandoned Utopia</center>
|<center>17 September 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface has come to retire The Grey Violinist.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/rWthzfWD Abandoned Utopia]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>The Assault On The Ninth</center>
|<center>6 November 2012</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface, now Groovemaster of the Ninth, must defend her Officio against Rockbey.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/zdECq3sX The Assault On The Ninth]</center>
|<center>Musical Girl Murderface</center>
|-
|<center>Clipping Through The TV</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Channel surfing at the ninth.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/F7ahJGND Clipping Through The TV]</center>
|<center>Pinky, Kyoko, Mami, Kharn, Chiaki, Kirika, Ahriman, Erebus, Midori, QB</center>
|-
|<center>Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>Teaser trailer for the upcoming movie 'Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising'</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/9NezvKFN Magical Girl Noir - Noir Mars Rising]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, QB</center>
|-
|<center>Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>It isn't Kumatora's day with Murderface</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/Aw5N6tfN Being Mean To Kumatora (Murderface Ver.)]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kumatora</center>
|-
|<center>Your Documents, Now</center>
|<center>16 September 2013</center>
|<center>Black City Skyline</center>
|<center>You cannot get into this facility unless you show your documents, now.</center>
|<center>[http://pastebin.com/JXaDU2Ds Your Documents, Now]</center>
|<center>Chiaki, Kumatora, QB, Mami, Malal, Kharn, Midori</center>
|-

Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam and the Squad, Part I: Complications

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Attarou: Created page with "The red and blue doll’s battle-axe goes flying thanks to a lucky parry from my spear. It turns its blank face away to follow its weapon’s plunk into the choppy black water..."

The red and blue doll’s battle-axe goes flying thanks to a lucky parry from my spear. It turns its blank face away to follow its weapon’s plunk into the choppy black waters, and I press the advantage immediately. Its half-raised wooden shield finally splinters as my fist punches through it and the mannequin’s head. An oily red liquid erupts from the wound. I’m not caught off guard this time, though, or by the sound of a horn blaring from somewhere up above that manages to be heard over the shrieking winds and crashing waves. This time, I push the lifeless thing’s body off the side of the rail-less ship and into the depths. Its splash, and the motes of snow falling from the sky, are lit up by a shaft of light as a horse-headed cherub dives in after it instead of coming after me. The boat rocks a little as another wave hits it, icy water splashing onto the deck in front of me.

The clouds are still storming, the water is still churning, it’s still blizzarding, the wind is very loud, and there’s too much fog to see very far. Milly and Tanis have ganged up on one of the puppets and have it under control. So does Marina, even though she’s fighting off four at a time. Another beam of light is directed to the sea as Katt shoots an enemy off the deck. Her gun lights up and grows into a complex catapult-like shape as she once again tries to use a molotov to take out the other, burning ship that’s getting way too close. Without my glasses, I can’t really see what the fuzzy shapes are on the deck, but it’s obviously more mannequin things.

Like the one that I could barely see until it snuck up on Katt just now.

“Katt, behind you!” I scream over the battle and the blizzard, sprinting as fast as I can without slipping on the icy deck or being thrown around by the winds and arriving in an instant. Instead of running, she turns to face her attacker and gets an axe buried deep in her right shoulder. While she’s roaring in pain, I crash shoulder-first into the doll and spear it through the gut. Another horn sounds before I kick it and the pen over the edge, followed by another cupid chasing it.

“Fucker-” spits Katt, a growing patch of red overtaking the white color of her hoodie. I have to lean in close to hear her. “Can’t get any strength in my arm.” She glares at me, snarling, “Shoot it now!” and I pull back the piece holding the flinging arm back.

A “shunk” happens, and the device hurls its flaming payload into the blurry distance. It whips around in the air, then turns sharply and explodes against the sails of the other boat. Katt grimaces and pulls the axe out of her body, lightly tossing it at the face of a warrior doll trying to climb up the side of the ship. Both fall back into the churning waters as the other boat’s mast finally snaps and falls. Their boat is engulfed in light, followed by the animalistic screams of horse cherubs on fire.

Can’t sit and stare at it. Gotta keep moving. Keep the chill out, keep the dolls off the boat, keep alive. Keep alive. Keep everyone alive.

Tanis and Milly have joined up with Marina to flank the remaining dolls. Wait, no, there’s one more that just climbed up from the front. I rush over and strike it with my fist before it can get its bearings and push it back into the water. There’s another horn noise as the last puppet is killed and tossed away. Followed by a faint splashing sound as Marina leaps into the water herself. Followed by a dozen horns and shafts of light erupting in the sea around us in short order as the water churns into a froth. And then that is followed by several angel horse things rushing to their deaths in the depths.

Marina leaps out of the water, her fish tail tucking away beneath her dress. After finding no obvious threats, she settles down as the adrenaline wears off. Her face, though sharper than usual, takes on some of its usual slothful qualities, despite the constant chattering of her teeth. The most immediate danger seems to have gone. With the fighting done for the moment, I put on my glasses to see better, and they fog up almost immediately. Then defog, then fog up again, and so on. I take them off and put them away, they’re no help here.

That’s when it hits me. Only just now do I feel just how intense everything that happened was. I hadn’t even noticed how much my heart was racing until I tried to talk again. I’d probably be dead if we’d been doing drills earlier instead of splattering toads. Now I was just killing… other things. I, I killed things today. For real this time.

Taking huge gulps of air, I loudly ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: “What the hell was that?”

Suddenly, Katt is up in my face. “A trebuchet!” she exclaims, showing more energy, animation, and actual cheer than I’d ever seen from her at this point, despite her still bleeding injury. Tiredly I look at her, then at the thing she conjured, then back at her, and she takes it as a sign that I want her to keep going: “A medieval siege weapon that uses a counterweight to hurl its payload further than regular catapults and can launch heavy projectiles more than aAAAUGH-”

Katt’s spontaneous rant is cut short by Tanis biting her in the arm, the excitement flowing out of her along with her injuries. The cat-ear girl squeals in pain while the snake-bodied girl’s shoulder develops a gash deep enough to see through. I can see it starting to heal already, but it’s still uncomfortably slow and an uncomfortable thing to look at. I don’t feel like throwing up anymore at least. I guess the training helped there, too. Katt quietly makes her device vanish, and I almost feel bad for her getting interrupted. But nobody’s in the mood for her to go off on a tangent about weapons.

The wind picks up again, and all of us pull out our emergency blankets. At least we were given these starter emergency kits even if we weren’t supposed to be in any emergencies. Everyone huddles up close, so we don’t have to keep screaming at each other to be heard. Tanis, probably because she’s part cold-blooded, huddles up right by me. Yeah, she’s… she’s really cold. This whole place is really, REALLY cold. Why the hell is it so cold? This is the first time I’m not pissed about having a coat for my costume and it’s STILL too cold! Another wave crashes into the boat, but without the confusion of a fight, everyone’s able to brace themselves against it. The boat rocks heavily until it settles back into its regular, less extreme swaying.

Oh, right. I try asking again, louder this time: “What I meant was, what the hell happened?” I look between everyone, trying not to sound as exasperated as I feel. “Is this a test? A joke? A, a mistake? Because this is a witch barrier, right? Something we’re not supposed to be doing yet, right?” Nope, I can’t keep the exasperation or anger inside. This is wrong, this is fucked up. This isn’t something I’m ready for. “Was this Crazy Cunt’s idea or, or…”

Marina, our chaperone until now, shakes her head. “This is… unexpected,” she drawls, her placid looks giving way to worry. “We wouldn’t force this… on a new team. It was supposed to be… like what we did earlier.”

Katt had herself cocooned in her blanket, not even showing her face. She still wanted to give her piece, and her muffled complaint was, “So we’re just going after bigger ‘invasive species’ now? Some ‘training’.”

This was supposed to be training. It was supposed to be training! Not the real thing! I was grouped with some other trainees to form a squad, we had Marina as a senior to give supervision, and we were given special tasks based on what we needed more training in! Some needed help with fitness, some got tasks based on survival, some did mock combat, and some practiced marksmanship. Tanis and I were put with a humbled Milly and the girl who stole my lunch money before - both of whom were let out of detainment on probation or something - so the latter two would learn teamwork. Yeah, I wasn’t thrilled, either, but at least Milly wasn’t pissy about it. Katt - Katherine, the cat girl - was definitely sulky about it, though. I told her I didn’t hold it against her, but she was still annoyed, so maybe being grumpy is just her thing.

Since everybody seemed to have a connection to me, I was appointed squad leader. Which is a first, considering I’ve never been a leader of anything, ever. But I said before I was going to try and do my best, and I meant it, so I rolled with it. Our task? Killing things to become accustomed to killing things. Yeah, okay, sure, why not? They called it “invasive species extermination” and tasked us with “culling the cane toad population” because it was “practical training with a purpose”. What it was, was toad guts. Toad guts on the butt of my spear. Toad guts on my boots. Toad guts on my fists. Toad guts as the rattling sounds of its species grew one voice quieter at a time. And I couldn’t block it out - in fact, I was told not to block it out.

“Think about it…” preached Marina, twenty toads skewered on her harpoon. “Think about… the taking of a life… the feeling… and try to understand… the weight of what you’re doing… without lying to yourself.” Well, I was thinking about it, and I hated it. I hated killing them, I hated the violence. But I said I was going to try harder, and so I agreed, and Marina promised to treat us afterwards. Normal food. Not poisoned food, not glassy food, not marmite food, actual, real food. And for that I could make an effort. Then the sky turned black-

“-and then suddenly we’re on a weird boat, with weird warrior puppet things that summon backup on death and have to be tricked into drowning themselves, and it’s cold, foggy, snowing, the boat’s rocking… did I miss anything?”

Milly pokes her head out of her blanket. The part-cyborg looks like her face is still fully human, and definitely flush with coldness. “There was supposed to be another group,” she responds in quiet, dawning horror. The morbid explanation for how we got here isn’t needed anymore. Now the question is, which of them is the witch? If it’s the chaperone, then they’re probably in worse shape than us, or even…

I glance up at the sky, then at the horizon. It’s fog. It’s all just fog, snow and water.

“Next, I think we need to know where we’re headed,” I say out loud. I wasn’t really trying to give orders just now, but I guess it came out like that, and I’m supposed to be leading. There’s no steering wheel, no rudder, no belowdecks, and I don’t think Marina should try to steer the boat with brute force. She looked cold after she climbed out, too. Colder than the rest of us. I think that if anybody else fell in the water they’d die from how icy it is.

“I can do some reconnaissance,” Milly volunteers, tossing off her blanket. As the only one here who can fly, it was inevitably going to be her, but I’m glad she’s showing initiative.

“Okay, come back in…”

Wait.

“...How long have we been here?” I suddenly ask.

Tanis checks her phone, which doesn’t have any bars (of course) and squeaks, “t, two minutes.”

...Two minutes? All of that fighting and being lost and confusion and it’s only been two minutes? This has been the longest two minutes (and counting) of my life already!

...Okay, fine. I’m gonna put on a brave face; I’m the leader here, and I want to act like it. “Come back in two minutes at most,” I order Milly. She crouches down as her artificial wings unfold from her back, then I add, “and please stay safe out there.”

Milly, probably not used to that sort of consideration or kindness, looks at me incredulously. I shrug at her, and she smiles. “Understood, thank you,” she says back, then leaps into the air. The wind at her back, she zooms up and away, her strange machine wings giving her lift despite not flapping.

“It’s only been about two minutes…” I mutter in disbelief after Milly disappears. Too quiet for anybody else to hear. I gotta put on my game face and get to work, everyone’s counting on me. I look away from Milly’s retreat once she disappears into the fog, and put forward, “So our options are to wait for backup, find an exit, or kill the witch, right?”

Katt, still refusing to unbundle herself from her blanket, grumbles, “Pretty much, we’re fucked no matter what we pick.”

Marina isn’t optimistic either. “The Officio won’t even know… that anything is wrong... yet. Outbreak trackers… have been somewhat slow… since Walpurgis purged… so many people.”

“I really don’t think we can fight a witch, though. Not if what we’ve been up against is any indication,” I say, voicing what everyone else is probably thinking. If these are just the familiars, I don’t want to think about how strong the witch is. I even realize something important, blurting out, “We don’t even have a dedicated tank.”

This gets me blank stares. “Somebody who can draw aggr-,” wait, that’s not the right language, “um, somebody who can draw attention and, uh, keep everyone from getting hurt.” They still don’t seem to get it. “A dedicated Crazy Cunt.” Ah, now understanding dawns on everyone. “And I don’t think we can reach an exit like this. Not until we hit solid ground.”

“I suppose… not,” Marina confirms solemnly.

“So, we wait for backup?” huffs Katt, burrowing deeper into her blankets. “Suits me just fine. Less work.”

Marina nods sagely. “Seems like… a smart idea. I can’t protect… all of you… all the time.” She actually looks somewhat upset about this, sulking a little.

So, I try to cheer her up, saying “oh, well, you’ve done a good job so far, Marina! Don’t feel bad-”

“We’ve got big trouble ahead!” Milly yells from somewhere in the fog. A couple seconds later, she touches down, wearing a grim expression. She breathlessly relays her infodump: “We’re heading to a waterfall, less than half kilometer away. All the ships are falling over it, and I can’t even see the bottom for how deep it is. There’s a massive tree in the middle, about ten meters from the edge, but that’s all that’s there.”

Nobody’s panicking externally, but I can see it on everyone’s faces. If we fall over, we’re fucked. And one of Milly’s conditions for being allowed to work with us was wearing some kind of “power limiter” or whatever. Which means she can’t fly all of us at once.

Then I hear it. We all hear it.

A constant sound that is just barely recognizable over the winds. The sound of many horns blasting in near unison. Light flashes up ahead, visible even through the fog. And above that, the sound of the wind, and the crashing waves, is the sound of falling water.

The noises are getting louder and louder by the second.

Tanis is the first to panic. “Whawhawhat do we do?!” she exclaims, shuffling around and dropping her cold weather blankets like dead weight. “I can’t jump!” she adds, stretching for emphasis.

I hadn’t even thought of that. If Tanis can’t even jump… but then that’s probably too far for any of us to jump without slamming against the tree and falling to our deaths. We’d have to fly or get more speed... or launch ourselves. I get up in Katt’s face until she shrinks back, demanding, “Katt, can you make a catapult?” Before she can open her mouth all the way to go on another rant, I cut her off. “Just give us something that can fling us onto the tree!”

As everyone puts away their blankets, Katt conjures a simple catapult, the boat and the device creaking as it settles down. All of us pile into the arm bucket, a little cramped, and Tanis wraps her snake half around everyone to keep us from getting separated. The creaking worsens, but we don’t have the luxury of worrying about it. It’s not like we need the catapult to survive as much as we need ourselves to survive.

Then the fog starts to clear, and I can see we’re less than half a minute from going over the edge. Nearby are more boats with more figures. One ship tips over as it and its passengers plummet into oblivion. Off in the distance, past the flashing pillars of light and choirs of horses, a giant white tree canopy shape spreads out about level with us. It’s surrounded on all sides by the waterfall, which keeps dropping ships and summoning angels.

And on top of the tree, something big rears up from the center. Something dark and pulsing that contrasts with the snow-white tree. It bounds forward and lets out a terrible roar, easily audible over everything else.

Of fucking course.

“Looks like… the witch found us…” Marina confirms.

Tanis turns to me, almost on the verge of tears. “What do we do?” she asks imploringly, quivering enough that I can feel it.

I’m reminded of the horror of my first witch encounter. How absolutely helpless I was without somebody to save me. How powerless and fearful I felt. And I don’t feel any of that right now. What I feel is my teeth grinding instead of chattering. I feel my brow furrowed in anger. I feel my hands ball into fists.

I’m just mad. After all the bullshit that happened in just a scant few minutes, now I have to deal with this? I’m so fed up with everything trying to beat me down every time I think things are getting better! I’m sick of having no control over my own life! This time I’m taking the fight to whatever’s in my way, and I’m not backing down! If my life isn’t going to get better, I’m going to FIGHT IT until it does!

“Then we’re gonna kill it together!” I exclaim, giving Katt the signal to launch. Her worried glance meets my resolute rage and she complies.

And then we’re hurling through the air. And the monster waiting for us. The wind rushes to meet us as I’m gripped with deja vu again, and I yell out in defiance. Tanis loses her grip and we spread out, readying our weapons before we touch down right in front of whatever is trying to wreck our day. A sick animal that needs to be put out of its misery before it hurts someone.

We’re going to get through all of this. We’re going to be okay. I am taking my life back, starting now. En fucking garde!

Magical Scribe Eleanor Slam (series)

2020-12-10T18:56:51Z

Attarou:

2016-09-21T21:16:59Z

Attarou: updated to latest thread

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! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 12%"|Thread Number
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 7%"|Date
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Arc Title
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 43%"|Description
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Wiki Article
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 20%"|Appearing Characters
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19489889/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 1]</center>
|<center>16 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda I</center>
|A previously drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl smokes cigs and witches.
|<center>[[Thread 1]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19554306/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 2]</center>
|<center>20 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda II</center>
|A currently drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets another to smoke and hallucinates.
|<center>[[Thread 2]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19566127/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 3]</center>
|<center>21 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase I</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl crushes the pride of several security men and meets with her principal in a bodyguard gig.
|<center>[[Thread 3]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19579302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 4]</center>
|<center>22 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase II</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl with minty fresh breath secures the room and things go badly from there
|<center>[[Thread 4]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19618989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 5]</center>
|<center>26 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase III</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl wakes up from an illusion and makes some otaku regret their life decisions.
|<center>Thread 5</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19647104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 6]</center>
|<center>27 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase IV</center>
|A thankfully much less sober magical girl gets debriefed, followed by visitors.
|<center>Thread 6</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19671721/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 7]</center>
|<center>29 June 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement I</center>
|A hungover magical girl gets cuddled.
|<center>Thread 7</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19693145/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 8]</center>
|<center>1 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to meet the target at a yakuza bar. A fight ensues.
|<center>Thread 8</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19707604/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 9]</center>
|<center>2 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement III</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl picks up some guns and backup to rescue a friend and retire a former colleague.
|<center>Thread 9</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19721538/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 10]</center>
|<center>3 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement IV</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl retires a fellow magical girl.
|<center>Thread 10</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19746791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 11]</center>
|<center>5 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation I</center>
|A somewhat sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets debriefed and begins to interrogate a competitor.
|<center>Thread 11</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 12]</center>
|<center>6 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation II</center>
|A temporarily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl finishes questioning a drunk magical girl, might have succeeded in flipping her, and gets brand-new smartphone.
|<center>Thread 12</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19789230/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 13]</center>
|<center>8 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation III</center>
|A sober magical girl gets drunk and then sobering things happen.
|<center>Thread 13</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19803303/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 14]</center>
|<center>9 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation IV</center>
|A slightly drunk but very sober magical girl does a little better socially and is given a choice.
|<center>Thread 14</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19842679/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 15]</center>
|<center>12 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill I</center>
|A confusingly sober magical girl gets dressed and picks up the gun once more.
|<center>Thread 15</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19859151/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 16]</center>
|<center>13 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill II</center>
|A maidenly sober magical girl debates the fine line between drink and duty.
|<center>Thread 16</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Chihaya]], [[Takane]], [[Fabiola]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19875084/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 17]</center>
|<center>14 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill III</center>
|An annoyingly sober magical girl discusses work and checks out swag.
|<center>Thread 17</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Fabiola]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Kilgore]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19904854/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 18]</center>
|<center>16 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill IV</center>
|A jelly magical girl resists the urge to kill 2 separate men.
|<center>Thread 18</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19919510/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 19]</center>
|<center>17 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical gets a little red eyed and calls for backup.
|<center>Thread 19</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Kyouko]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19963787/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 20]</center>
|<center>20 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill VI</center>
|A bloodstained and sober magical maid girl takes on a demon with some help of a big friend and avenges a fallen little friend.
|<center>Thread 20</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Kilgore]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19988546/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 21]</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment I</center>
|A bloodstained and not sober for long magical maid recruit a new lickable drinking buddy.
|<center>Thread 21</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20031398/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 22]</center>
|<center>25 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment II</center>
|A heavily buzzed magical girl has girl trouble with a past friend, current roommate, and new coworker.
|<center>Thread 22</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20045550/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 23]</center>
|<center>26 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment III</center>
|A refreshingly sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl goes to say goodbye, and has a conversation with a maid.
|<center>Thread 23</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20056236/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 24]</center>
|<center>27 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment IV</center>
|A sober and slightly unsociable magical girl destroys a stack of pancakes and a young girl's heart.
|<center>Thread 24</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20070632/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 25]</center>
|<center>28 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment V</center>
|A not drunk and slightly sad magical girl pats an arms dealer on the head and bro fists a Terminator.
|<center>Thread 25</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20093863/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 26]</center>
|<center>29 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami I</center>
|A cheery magical girl makes pancakes and gets a heads up from her employer.
|<center>Thread 26</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20100476/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 27]</center>
|<center>30 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami II</center>
|An upbeat but worried magical girl heads into a barrier and finds a wounded comrade.
|<center>Thread 27</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20161365/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 28]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Mami III</center>
|An exhausted but happy magical girl dives headfirst into battle and needs saving of her own.
|<center>Thread 28</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20190993/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 29]</center>
|<center>5 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight I</center>
|A busily drunk magical girl makes a few phone calls and goes gift shopping.
|<center>Thread 29</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20272839/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 30]</center>
|<center>11 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight II</center>
|A somewhat sober and socially awkward magical girl goes gift shopping and stumbles upon an uncomfortable discovery.
|<center>Thread 30</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20301050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 31]</center>
|<center>13 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight III</center>
|A slightly drunk magical girl has a chat with her boss and teary eyed pancake delivery.
|<center>Thread 31</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20329840/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 32]</center>
|<center>15 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight IV</center>
|An in flight magical girl consumes porn and pancakes.
|<center>Thread 32</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20343723/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 33]</center>
|<center>16 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight V</center>
|A sober magical girl patiently watches another spill her heart out.
|<center>Thread 33</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 34]</center>
|<center>17 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight VI</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl gets a visit from an old flame.
|<center>Thread 34</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]],</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20371699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 35]</center>
|<center>19 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer I</center>
|A temporally sober magical girl meet a new old friend in the land of the bears.
|<center>Thread 35</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20423553/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 36]</center>
|<center>22 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer II</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl exploit a kitchen and make a subordinate cry. Again.
|<center>Thread 36</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20437302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 37]</center>
|<center>23 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer III</center>
|A worryingly sober magical girl wakes to find things not as she left them.
|<center>Thread 37</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20475337/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 38]</center>
|<center>26 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt I</center>
|A severely sober magical girl prepares to hunt bears with a pacifist, a terminator, and the bro-est Betrayer.
|<center>Thread 38</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20506252/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 39]</center>
|<center>28 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt II</center>
|A horrendously sober magical girl talk about the past with a old friend but have to cancel the glorious bear hunt.
|<center>Thread 39</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20529095/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 40]</center>
|<center>30 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt III</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl prepare for battle and confront a new opponent. Also bears.
|<center>Thread 40</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20542537/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 41]</center>
|<center>31 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt IV</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl barely keeps the violence in check.
|<center>Thread 41</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Kharn]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20593427/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 42]</center>
|<center>4 September 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical girl returns to base and gets some much needed rest and alcohol in her.
|<center>Thread 42</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20619626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 43]</center>
|<center>6 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn I</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl starts her day someone in her bed and gets interrupted by her underling.
|<center>Thread 43</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Nero]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20645072/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 44]</center>
|<center>8 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn II</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl acquires a trophy and is briefed on a murderous incident.
|<center>Thread 44</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20671486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 45]</center>
|<center>10 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn III</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl learn what happened and makes a judgement.
|<center>Thread 45</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20709419/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 46]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IV</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl annoys her subordinate and then tries to start a war but gets QBblocked.
|<center>Thread 46</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20720158/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 47]</center>
|<center>14 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn V</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl gets information about her new enemy and meets her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 47</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20772373/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 48]</center>
|<center>19 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl ride to destr- meet another Officio. Which is totally not a trap. She also annoys her new subordinate on the way.
|<center>Thread 48</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20809974/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 49]</center>
|<center>22 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl leaves her weapon at the door and stares at a painting.
|<center>Thread 49</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Erebus]], [[Murderface]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20823000/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 50]</center>
|<center>23 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VIII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl engages in fruitful negotiations. Also war.
|<center>Thread 50</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20864527/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 51]</center>
|<center>26 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IX</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her two allies murder one hundred enemy magical girls
|<center>Thread 51</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20891621/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 52]</center>
|<center>28 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn X</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her anti-magical aide have a boss fight.
|<center>Thread 52</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20930586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 53]</center>
|<center>1 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl has very bad luck.
|<center>Thread 53</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20959658/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 54]</center>
|<center>3 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl will protect her dearest friend and her new subordinate, whatever the cost.
|<center>Thread 54</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Faust]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20999517/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 55]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment I</center>
|A not-for-long sober magical girl listened to a story and is making a phone call.
|<center>Thread 55</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21012948/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 56]</center>
|<center>6 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment II</center>
|A still slightly sober magical girl talks on the phone while finishing off a bottle of vodka
|<center>Thread 56</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21068324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 57]</center>
|<center>11 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment III</center>
|A suitably intoxicated Magical girl confuses her incubator and thinks about her relationships.
|<center>Thread 57</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 58]</center>
|<center>19 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment IV</center>
|A sleepily drunk magical girl consult her phone and start exploring the russian secret base.
|<center>Thread 58</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21238483/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 59]</center>
|<center>23 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment V</center>
|An instantaneously sober magical girl faces danger and gold.
|<center>Thread 59</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21285241/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-A]</center>
|<center>26 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey I</center>
|A rather hungry Incubator starts its day and then thread is canceled on account of storm.
|<center>Thread 60-A</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21309791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-B]</center>
|<center>28 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey II</center>
|A stoic Incubator enjoys his meal and decides what to do.
|<center>Thread 60-B</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21385173/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 61]</center>
|<center>1 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey III</center>
|A quite miffed Incubator takes care of business and prepares to form a contract.
|<center>Thread 61</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 62]</center>
|<center>2 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey IV</center>
|A calm Incubator converses with a promising young girl and studies the lawn. So ends the curse of the Kyubey, or does it?
|<center>Thread 62</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21499989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 63]</center>
|<center>9 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training I</center>
|An amnesiac magical girl wakes up from surgery and try to find out who she was.
|<center>Thread 63</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21606507/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 64]</center>
|<center>16 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training II</center>
|A still very amnesiac magical girl eats adequately and still manages to get in to embarrassing situations despite her memory loss.
|<center>Thread 64</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21635951/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 65]</center>
|<center>18 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training III</center>
|An amnesiac Magical girl chooses her weapon and makes a bet.
|<center>Thread 65</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21699881/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 66]</center>
|<center>23 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training IV</center>
|An outmatched and amnesiac magical girl chooses a golden weapon and slanders the wrong person.
|<center>Thread 66</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21713146/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 67]</center>
|<center>24 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training V</center>
|A 'heavily armed' amnesiac magical girl finds herself in trouble and then, throws a punch.
|<center>Thread 67</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21820186/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 68]</center>
|<center>1 December 2012</center>
|<center>Training VI</center>
|An amnesiac Magical Big Sister drinks the clear liquid and prepares for the interrogation.
|<center>Thread 68</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mirai]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 69]</center>
|<center>7 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori I</center>
|An alarmed and green magical girl does her best to handle the situation.
|<center>Thread 69</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21960657/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 70]</center>
|<center>9 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori II</center>
|An apprehensive green haired magical girl talks with an eldritch abomination and begins her rescue mission.
|<center>Thread 70</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22007320/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 71]</center>
|<center>12 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori III</center>
|A nervous, green haired magical girl rides the Pink emotional roller coaster and presses on.
|<center>Thread 71</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 72]</center>
|<center>13 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori IV</center>
|A pretty cool green haired magical girl soothes an emotionally trigger happy god... IT draws near...
|<center>Thread 72</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22037900/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 73]</center>
|<center>14 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori V</center>
|A kind, green haired magical girl helps her companion wake up her beloved friend and has her heart wrenched.
|<center>Thread 73</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Moemura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22099036/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 74]</center>
|<center>18 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori VI</center>
|A desperate, green haired magical girl runs for dear life and explains the situation to her companion.
|<center>Thread 74</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Misaka]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22214092/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1]</center>
|<center>25 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS I</center>
|A fuming mad magical girl makes plans to teach her stupid friends about true holiday cheer and MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22244846/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2]</center>
|<center>27 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS II</center>
|A determined magical girl decides on what presents to buy for her fathead friends and finds out that some things aren't MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS at all.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22263174/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3]</center>
|<center>28 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS III</center>
|An out of breath magical girl continues her mission to bring the Christmas cheer to her Officio while dealing with painful memories and concerned loved ones.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22278963/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4]</center>
|<center>29 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS IV</center>
|A maximized magical girl meets her very own clone while her companion meets her very own... leg? The time for presents is upon us!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Hibiki]], [[Mami]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 75]</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VII</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl continues her rescue mission, but is then forced to flee and hide.
|<center>Thread 75</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22485923/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 76]</center>
|<center>9 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VIII</center>
|An unsure and green haired magical girl hangs around a ramen shop and learns about a few things going on inside the barrier.
|<center>Thread 76</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]], [[Mirai]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 77]</center>
|<center>11 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori IX</center>
|A brave green haired magical girl and her companions attempt to save a tortured fragment of her beloved's soul.
|<center>Thread 77</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]], [[Souji]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22656331/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 78]</center>
|<center>18 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori X</center>
|An enraged green haired magical girl bares her teeth against The Betrayer, then passes out.
|<center>Thread 78</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22750613/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 79]</center>
|<center>23 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XI</center>
|A comforting green haired magical girl reflects on her actions and learns of the Shattered Fragment's past.
|<center>Thread 79</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 80]</center>
|<center>1 February 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XII</center>
|A resolute green haired magical girl decides to aim for all or nothing, and receives a Faustian offer.
|<center>Thread 80</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Malal]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Moemura]], [[Souji]], [[Kharn]], [[Homura]], [[Madoka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23043090/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 81]</center>
|<center>8 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori I</center>
|The bravest magical girl faces the fire.
|<center>Thread 81</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23178841/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 82]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori II</center>
|A fading green haired magical girl gathers the strength to make things right.
|<center>Thread 82</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23334762/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 83]</center>
|<center>23 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori III</center>
|A weakened green haired magical girl loses her close friend and passes judgement on The Betrayer. So ends the Siberia arc.
|<center>Thread 83</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23608199/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap]</center>
|<center>10 March 2013</center>
|<center>Recap</center>
|A pink haired, cheerful eldritch horror hosts a recap of previous threads. With guest appearances and Q&A!
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|<center>[[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23871034/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 84]</center>
|<center>25 March 2013</center>
|<center>Return I</center>
|A complete-again magical girl starts her trip home, but is accosted by presents, cryptic messages, and dreams.
|<center>Thread 84</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23975171/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 85]</center>
|<center>1 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return II</center>
|A well rested and less amnesiac magical girl, has come home.
|<center>Thread 85</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24237412/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 86]</center>
|<center>14 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return III</center>
|A calm magical girl makes a sticky mess on her boss's desk and draws a lot of attention to herself.
|<center>Thread 86</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24375548/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 87]</center>
|<center>21 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return IV</center>
|A stoic magical girl surveys the golden tools of insanity currently in her possession, talks to the magical girl inhabiting one such tool and finds her hand reaching for the phone...
|<center>Thread 87</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24524816/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 88]</center>
|<center>29 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return V</center>
|A slightly awkward magical girl calls up an idol, arranges to meet for some coffee, and talks to another hateful magical girl.
|<center>Thread 88</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24638901/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 89]</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VI</center>
|A peaceful magical girl arrives at her new apartment, to find it quite comfortable. Dreams are had and a new day dawns for the Officio.
|<center>Thread 89</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24781997/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 90]</center>
|<center>12 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VII</center>
|An experimenting magical girl, checks on her green haired friend and learns more about her hat.
|<center>Thread 90</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24917371/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 91]</center>
|<center>19 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster I</center>
|A Frighteningly sober magical girl decides which missions to take and receives a new office.
|<center>Thread 91</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24953554/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 92]</center>
|<center>21 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster II</center>
|An annoyed magical girl finds more trophies and reschedules an appointment.
|<center>Thread 92</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24971957/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 93]</center>
|<center>22 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster III</center>
|An overwhelmed magical girl continues her first day as Warmaster and buys a boxed lunch.
|<center>Thread 93</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24991467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 94]</center>
|<center>23 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IV</center>
|An embarrassed magical girl makes a sweet gesture and drives a girl to tears.
|<center>Thread 94</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25010670/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 95]</center>
|<center>24 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster V</center>
|A frustratingly sober magical girl has coffee and a conversation with an idol.
|<center>Thread 95</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25067720/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 96]</center>
|<center>27 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VI</center>
|A melancholic magical girl continues to struggle with her feelings, and those of a certain Idol.
|<center>Thread 96</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Takane]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25109115/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 97]</center>
|<center>29 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VII</center>
|A desperate magical girl really needs a drink, she heads to her favorite bar.
|<center>Thread 97</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25152871/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 98]</center>
|<center>31 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|An agitated magical girl delivers her gruesome package and makes a dangerous decision.
|<center>Thread 98</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25195380/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 99]</center>
|<center>2 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|A perplexed magical girl has a strange feeling of deja vu and begins an important meeting.
|<center>Thread 99</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25234611/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 100]</center>
|<center>4 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IX</center>
|A slightly paranoid magical girl attends a party to celebrate her promotion and gets her hair done.
|<center>Thread 100</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25338961/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 101]</center>
|<center>9 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster X</center>
|An indifferent magical girl, awakens with a new hair style and brings a certain eldritch horror the gift of pancakes.
|<center>Thread 101</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25374626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 102]</center>
|<center>11 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster XI</center>
|A weary magical girl suppresses various urges and get's ready for her first assignment since returning from Siberia.
|<center>Thread 102</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25467444/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 103]</center>
|<center>16 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima I</center>
|An on edge magical girl takes her hate buddy along on a mission and will never look at her in the same way again.
|<center>Thread 103</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kumatora]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25599634/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 104]</center>
|<center>23 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima II</center>
|A disgruntled magical girl is really, truly sure about giving her ticket away, and sneaks around with an unpopular girl.
|<center>Thread 104</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25618919/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 105]</center>
|<center>24 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima III</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl suffers along side her Eversor companion.
|<center>Thread 105</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Ruri]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25638718/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 106]</center>
|<center>25 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IV</center>
|A suspicious magical girl feels nostalgic as things slowly starts to turn terrible again. Just like how they used to be.
|<center>Thread 106</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25733104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 107]</center>
|<center>30 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima V</center>
|A professional magical girl secures the hotel room and confronts a few uninvited guests.
|<center>Thread 107</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25754449/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 108]</center>
|<center>1 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VI</center>
|An extremely diplomatic magical girl checks in with her boss while an idol cries in the bathroom.
|<center>Thread 108</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25771391/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 109]</center>
|<center>2 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VII</center>
|A strict but fair magical girl listens to the bodyguard's side of the story and inadvertently hurts someone's feelings... again.
|<center>Thread 109</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25831757/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 110]</center>
|<center>5 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VIII</center>
|A stoic magical girl, speaks to the bodyguard again and socializes with a very awkward girl.
|<center>Thread 110</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25868586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 111]</center>
|<center>7 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IX</center>
|A surprised magical girl learn a few new things and scouts the stadium.
|<center>Thread 111</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25907991/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 112]</center>
|<center>9 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima X</center>
|A professional magical girl finishes her phone call and gets ambushed!
|<center>Thread 112</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 113]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XI</center>
|A merciful magical girl has more dealings with Kyousuke and Iori.
|<center>Thread 113</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26025769/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 114]</center>
|<center>15 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XII</center>
|An impressed magical girl gains several cup sizes and a few inches in height.
|<center>Thread 114</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 115]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIII</center>
|An intrigued magical girl learns more about a very special weapon and talks about hair.
|<center>Thread 115</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26148953/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 116]</center>
|<center>21 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIV</center>
|A somewhat sleepy magical girl briefs Vindicare Squad Hiryu on their mission and finds herself at the center of an unexpected family reunion.
|<center>Thread 116</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Squad Hiryu]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26285463/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 117]</center>
|<center>28 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka I</center>
|A very serious magical blueberry escorts the Warmaster's Equerry, along with some less pleasant company.
|<center>Thread 117</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 118]</center>
|<center>29 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka II</center>
|An irritated magical blueberry can't stay away from the strange pink haired girl and reaches her boiling point.
|<center>Thread 118</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26388898/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 119]</center>
|<center>1 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka III</center>
|A trained magical blueberry crushes her opponent and goes for another elevator ride.
|<center>Thread 119</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Amber]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26427722/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 120]</center>
|<center>4 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka IV</center>
|A heavily armored magical blueberry tries to collar an insane plague bearer.
|<center>Thread 120</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Sabrina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26447963/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 121]</center>
|<center>5 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka V</center>
|A decaying magical blueberry is coming apart at the seams and has had enough.
|<center>Thread 121</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Sabrina]], [[Faust]], [[Malal]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26505148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 122]</center>
|<center>8 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XV</center>
|A ticked off magical girl reports her findings to her Incubator and cheers up one of her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 122</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyubey]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 123]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVI</center>
|A sarcastic magical girl finds out she has a long way to go to be on friendlier terms with her blueberry colleague.
|<center>Thread 123</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26578684/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 124]</center>
|<center>12 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVII</center>
|A sleeping magical girl has a very pleasant dream, better that any she has had in weeks!
|<center>Thread 124</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26692324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 125]</center>
|<center>18 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVIII</center>
|A well rested magical girl prepares for the concert and gets thrown off balance by Pinky.
|<center>Thread 125</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26710429/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 126]</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIX</center>
|Codename:Deepthroat is traumatized and plans are finalized.
|<center>Thread 126</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26977768/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 127]</center>
|<center>2 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert I</center>
|A thankful Magical girl continues her thrilling mission while discovering the wonderful world of fan art and encounters something unexpected blocking her path.
|<center>Thread 127</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27059829/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 128]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert II</center>
|A stoic magical girl lights one up while standing guard and sees Kyosuke in a completely new light.
|<center>Thread 128</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Mappi]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27100952/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 129]</center>
|<center>8 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert III</center>
|An appreciative magical girl finishes the conversation with her favorite golden weapon and the concert finally begins!
|<center>Thread 129</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27160052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 130]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IV</center>
|A concerned magical girl watches a young bodyguard go up in flames and plans to deal with the Yakuza and their knees.
|<center>Thread 130</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27361743/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 131]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert V</center>
|A stoic magical girl decides who to interrogate and receives a call from her boss regarding her methods.
|<center>Thread 131</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27397076/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 132]</center>
|<center>24 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VI</center>
|An increasingly angry magical girl is given an ultimatum.
|<center>Thread 132</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27447918/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 133]</center>
|<center>27 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VII</center>
|An enraged magical girl tries to keep her anger in check as she stalls for time while her opponent enjoys her own little monologue.
|<center>Thread 133</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Faust]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27480288/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 134]</center>
|<center>29 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VIII</center>
|A battle ready magical girl uses her superior strength to beat the ever living crap out of her delusional opponent.
|<center>Thread 134</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27515811/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 135]</center>
|<center>1 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IX</center>
|A surprisingly calm magical girl gets used to the feeling of having three spears stuck through her chest and gives her now airborne opponent the finger, all ten of them.
|<center>Thread 135</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kana]], [[Kizuna]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27582362/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 136]</center>
|<center>5 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert X</center>
|A lightheaded magical girl staggers away from the field and receives help from an unknown girl. Who could it be?
|<center>Thread 136</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27601345/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 137]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XI</center>
|An injured magical girl gets patched up, decides to schedule a few lessons in melee combat and receives a phone call.
|<center>Thread 137</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27701305/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 138]</center>
|<center>12 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XII</center>
|A fumbling magical girl reschedules a dinner date and talks to her 'favorite' Super-Idol.
|<center>Thread 138</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27737730/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 139]</center>
|<center>14 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIII</center>
|A slightly agitated magical girl just has to get through one last night with her principal Idol and she will be free.
|<center>Thread 139</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27966838/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 140]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIV</center>
|A sober magical girl gets up early in the morning to see her client off.
|<center>Thread 140</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27985185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 141]</center>
|<center>28 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XV</center>
|A mentally exhausted magical girl tries to do the right thing and gets a double incubator for her trouble.
|<center>Thread 141</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28034746/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 142]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka I</center>
|A sore magical girl finishes her debriefing and learns something unexpected.
|<center>Thread 142</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28050468/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 143]</center>
|<center>1 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka II</center>
|A tactful magical girl has an exchange with her last Culexus while on their way to meet a very broken girl.
|<center>Thread 143</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28082414/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 144]</center>
|<center>3 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka III</center>
|A chivalrous magical girl visits one prophet and gets a bead on another.
|<center>Thread 144</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 145]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka IV</center>
|A nervous magical girl sees flashes of pink and looks at life through a mirror.
|<center>Thread 145</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Haruka]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28192140/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 146]</center>
|<center>9 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka V</center>
|A bloody magical girl gains another enemy and reports her findings.
|<center>Thread 146</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28207906/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 147]</center>
|<center>10 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka VI</center>
|A surprisingly supportive magical girl comforts her boss and finds a goddess sleeping in her bed.
|<center>Thread 147</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28265086/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 148]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal I</center>
|A lone magical badass infiltrates deep in to a shitty, hellhole of a city to save an unlucky rookie, finding an old friend in the process.
|<center>Thread 148</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Wendy]], [[Nicole]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28318411/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 149]</center>
|<center>16 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal II</center>
|A fast going magical biker speeds off on her rescue mission and receives word of another girl in trouble.
|<center>Thread 149</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Enyo]], [[Odette]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28335824/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 150]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal III</center>
|A cautious magical biker meets the professor, reluctantly accepts the deal and receives some shocking news.
|<center>Thread 150</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Odette]], [[Fran]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28356109/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 151]</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal IV</center>
|A sneaky magical biker with awesome powers finds her girl worse off than she initially feared and the situation quickly starts going south.
|<center>Thread 151</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Ekaterina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28430432/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 152]</center>
|<center>22 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal V</center>
|A killer magical biker disposes of a few thugs and needs to decide how to get the hell out of Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 152</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Fran]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28467491/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 153]</center>
|<center>24 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VI</center>
|A plotting and wanted magical biker receives a call while making her escape.
|<center>Thread 153</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 154]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VII</center>
|A Flowery pink magical biker delivers burning death upon her monstrous assailant and ends her business in Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 154</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]], [[Homura]], [[Odette]], [[Souji]], [[Fran]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28576486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 155]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center>Date I</center>
|A troubled magical girl contemplates what she just learned and remembers her date.
|<center>Thread 155</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28595050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 156]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date II</center>
|A nervous magical girl uses paranoia to distract herself and finally makes it to her date.
|<center>Thread 156</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28692270/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 157]</center>
|<center>6 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date III</center>
|A socially awkward magical girl wants to know more about her green haired date but the plan is uncovered!
|<center>Thread 157</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28734812/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 158]</center>
|<center>8 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date IV</center>
|A trembling magical girl experiences something so soft and warm it should be illegal and receives a call.
|<center>Thread 158</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28757355/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 159]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date V</center>
|An oblivious magical girl takes her green haired lady inside to give it to her.
|<center>Thread 159</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28854341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 160]</center>
|<center>14 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VI</center>
|An achy magical girl recovers from an unusually long rest and goes looking for her missing bed warmer.
|<center>Thread 160</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28876489/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 161]</center>
|<center>15 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VII</center>
|An extremely focused magical girl is really particular about the syrup and butter on her pancakes while discussing one of her least favorite felines.
|<center>Thread 161</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28897088/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 162]</center>
|<center>16 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VIII</center>
|A calm magical girl tells green everything she knows about the Prophet and attends a memorial for a girl she barely knew.
|<center>Thread 162</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29056693/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap 2]</center>
|<center>24 December 2013</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS RECAP</center>
|A one eyed, red haired magical girl hosts a Q&A session with various cast members while she recounts what has happened since the last recap.
|<center>Recap Thread 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29127188/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 163]</center>
|<center>28 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO I</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl deals with trust issues and gets trolled by a cat in a cold room.
|<center>Thread 163</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 164]</center>
|<center>29 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO II</center>
|A sharp magical girl unlocks all the diary entries! But wait, there's more!
|<center>Thread 164</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29190493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 165]</center>
|<center>31 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO III</center>
|An angry magical girl finalizes the deal and has to decide which weapon to use for Eversor training.
|<center>Thread 165</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29230052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 166]</center>
|<center>2 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VII</center>
|A (totally not) noodly magical girl provides some entertainment for Blueberry and finds out just how badly in shape she is. "Let me axe you a question."
|<center>Thread 166</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29317541/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 167]</center>
|<center>6 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VIII</center>
|A violent magical girl agrees to 'a little fun', things escalate rapidly.
|<center>Thread 167</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29431539/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 168]</center>
|<center>11 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training IX</center>
|An out cold magical girl watches a part of her world burn and wakes up to pain, cigarettes and Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 168</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29484858/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 169]</center>
|<center>13 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training X</center>
|A battered but healing magical girl finds a bit of common ground between her and Blueberry. She also learns something more sinister?
|<center>Thread 169</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29576190/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 170]</center>
|<center>17 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XI</center>
|"Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse."
|<center>Thread 170</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29625354/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 171]</center>
|<center>19 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XII</center>
|An informed magical girl tells her three new acquaintances about the current world.
|<center>Thread 171</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29650485/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 172]</center>
|<center>20 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo I</center>
|A watch wearing dild- magical girl spends her time running her officio like a true warmaster.
|<center>Thread 172</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Honoka]], [[Setsuna]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29724134/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 173]</center>
|<center>23 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo II</center>
|A decisive magical girl voices her opinion about her best friend leaving to join the Posh Templars.
|<center>Thread 173</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29796676/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 174]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab I</center>
|An eager Magical Girl reads the mission dossier and gets her Shield working again. Somewhat.
|<center>Thread 174</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29823598/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 175]</center>
|<center>27 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab II</center>
|An elucidated magical girl shoves her best friend out the back of an airplane.
|<center>Thread 175</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29918976/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 176]</center>
|<center>31 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab III</center>
|A frantic and angry magical blueberry watches her girlfriend and warmaster get taken, goes sneaking and breaks stuff.
|<center>Thread 176</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Zero]], [[Pawn]], [[Revy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367 Magical Girl Noir Quest 177]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IV</center>
|A faithful magical blueberry dodges a dirty situation and finds out where her objective is, among other things...
|<center>Thread 177</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30273938 Magical Girl Noir Quest 178]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab V</center>
|A maimed magical girl has a short conversation with her interrogator and resolves to beat her to death with her own arms, Professionally.
|<center>Thread 178</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30388422 Magical Girl Noir Quest 179]</center>
|<center>21 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VI</center>
|A nearly untied magical girl tries (and fails) to dissuade an idiot from making terrible life choices and springs in to action.
|<center>Thread 179</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30430809 Magical Girl Noir Quest 180]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VII</center>
|A free magical girl shows her former captor the error of her ways and extends a helping hand to her Fiery comrade.
|<center>Thread 180</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30564306 Magical Girl Noir Quest 181]</center>
|<center>2 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VIII</center>
|A confident magical blueberry teaches an angry robot the rules of nature and calls for reinforcements.
|<center>Thread 181</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30606927 Magical Girl Noir Quest 182]</center>
|<center>3 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IX</center>
|A curious magical blueberry talks to a hallucination, sends her robot off with a gift and breathes a sigh of relief.
|<center>Thread 182</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30689095 Magical Girl Noir Quest 183]</center>
|<center>7 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab X</center>
|A somewhat relaxed magical pilot listens to Blueberry's complaints and asks for advice.
|<center>Thread 183</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30730241 Magical Girl Noir Quest 184]</center>
|<center>9 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XI</center>
|A curious magical girl learns about forbidden love times three and finds out what is in the mystery box.
|<center>Thread 184</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30753469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 185]</center>
|<center>10 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XII</center>
|A shocked magical girl finds out more about the core and about what happened in a different timeline.
|<center>Thread 185</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30848483 Magical Girl Noir Quest 186]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo III</center>
|A pissed off magical girl hates it when her incubator makes sense and has a fit of extreme jealousy.
|<center>Thread 186</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30869118 Magical Girl Noir Quest 187]</center>
|<center>16 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IV</center>
|A much more at ease magical girl decides how to handle the prisoners and talks to her axe about the world's favorite magical girl.
|<center>Thread 187</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30889707 Magical Girl Noir Quest 188]</center>
|<center>17 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo V</center>
|An irritated magical girl checks up on her favorite fist and steps in to a complete bitch's magical realm.
|<center>Thread 188</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Yuu]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30992964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 189]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VI</center>
|A fed up magical girl plans to end the blood vendetta and reaches an agreement with the bitch blade.
|<center>Thread 189</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31014638 Magical Girl Noir Quest 190]</center>
|<center>23 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VII</center>
|A livid magical girl has had it with these cryptic messages and decides to enjoy a nice relaxing shower.
|<center>Thread 190</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31135554 Magical Girl Noir Quest 191]</center>
|<center>29 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VIII</center>
|An uncomfortable magical girl makes her way towards the certification ceremony.
|<center>Thread 191</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Dildoes]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31178338 Magical Girl Noir Quest 192]</center>
|<center>31 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IX</center>
|A fairly competent magical girl continues her work as warmaster and has more social interaction with blueberry.
|<center>Thread 192</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31295879 Magical Girl Noir Quest 193]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo X</center>
|An emotional magical girl does not remember the girls who gave their lives to save hers and delivers a short speech.
|<center>Thread 193</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31426129 Magical Girl Noir Quest 194]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XI</center>
|A spiteful magical girl turns a cat's head into mush and gets into other people's beeswax.
|<center>Thread 194</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31446138 Magical Girl Noir Quest 195]</center>
|<center>13 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XII</center>
|An unsatisfied magical girl looks down upon the filthy peasant cat and realizes something.
|<center>Thread 195</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31536124 Magical Girl Noir Quest 196]</center>
|<center>17 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIII</center>
|An extremely paranoid magical girl forces herself to calm down long enough to deal with the situation.
|<center>Thread 196</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31556336 Magical Girl Noir Quest 197]</center>
|<center>18 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIV</center>
|A talkative magical girl watches green eat her greens and is escorted to bed.
|<center>Thread 197</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31752994 Magical Girl Noir Quest 198]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht I</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears counts down to the end of the world.
|<center>Thread 198</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31777543 Magical Girl Noir Quest 199]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht II</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears sets about the tasks given to her by her rank leader.
|<center>Thread 199</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31800325 Magical Girl Noir Quest 200]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht III</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears tries to process everything she has just learned and makes a decision...
|<center>Thread 200</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31821394 Magical Girl Noir Quest 201]</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IV</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears lives with the consequences of her choices...
|<center>Thread 201</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31843876 Magical Girl Noir Quest 202]</center>
|<center>1 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht V</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears looks for comfort in the arms of a traitor.
|<center>Thread 202</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Haruka]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31931297 Magical Girl Noir Quest 203]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears receives new orders and...
|<center>Thread 203</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31973281 Magical Girl Noir Quest 204]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears confesses for the third time that day.
|<center>Thread 204</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32059165 Magical Girl Noir Quest 205]</center>
|<center>11 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VIII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears arms herself and finally sets off towards certain death.
|<center>Thread 205</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32079236 Magical Girl Noir Quest 206]</center>
|<center>12 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IX</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears loses precious time and finds herself stranded in a bloody nightmare.
|<center>Thread 206</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32218269 Magical Girl Noir Quest 207]</center>
|<center>19 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht X</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears chooses a group, deals with a princess and makes a promise.
|<center>Thread 207</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]], [[Mordred]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32349227 Magical Girl Noir Quest 208]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht XI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears awakens once to find her mentor flashing the universe and a second time to face the grim reality.
|<center>Thread 208</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32502148 Magical Girl Noir Quest 209]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church I</center>
|An unreasonably happy magical girl expects the universe to take everything away from her soon.
|<center>Thread 209</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32525548 Magical Girl Noir Quest 210]</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church II</center>
|A very tired and shaken magical girl shifts in to high gear in a race against time to attend a crash course in melee combat.
|<center>Thread 210</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]r, [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32652222 Magical Girl Noir Quest 211]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church III</center>
|A responsible magical girl tries to say goodbye to her healthy green lover and meets up with a very agitated blueberry.
|<center>Thread 211</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32775053 Magical Girl Noir Quest 212]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl finishes her business with Blueberry and meets up with Mami and the representatives of the sect.
|<center>Thread 212</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32819697 Magical Girl Noir Quest 213]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church V</center>
|A pained magical girl faces a very real 'ghost' from her past and discusses the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 213</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32895699 Magical Girl Noir Quest 214]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VI</center>
|A scheming magical girl continues to exchange information with the sect and temporarily changes scenery.
|<center>Thread 214</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32917770 Magical Girl Noir Quest 215]</center>
|<center>21 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VII</center>
|An all time crazy magical girl explains her plan and talks about love.
|<center>Thread 215</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33040710 Magical Girl Noir Quest 216]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VIII</center>
|An understanding magical girl does not like being deceived but realizes her companions could have chosen a much easier and quicker solution. Some stuff happens...
|<center>Thread 216</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]], [[Omegon]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33182127 Magical Girl Noir Quest 217]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church IX</center>
|A somewhat regretful magical girl needs to make haste to save her littlest sister.
|<center>Thread 217</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33204505 Magical Girl Noir Quest 218]</center>
|<center>5 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church X</center>
|An unprepared magical girl witnesses some drastic redecoration and presses onward!
|<center>Thread 218</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33332251/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 219]</center>
|<center>11 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church XI</center>
|A worried magical girl rains blueberries and death upon her enemies.
|<center>Thread 219</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33489493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 220]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification I</center>
|An excited magical girl watches over her little sister, and fulfills her watch-wearing dildo duties.
|<center>Thread 220</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33512323/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 221]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification II</center>
|A cruel and unusual magical girl discusses rule breaking and punishment with her one-eyed drill sergeant.
|<center>Thread 221</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33646939/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 222]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification III</center>
|A silent magical girl has heard enough and starts dealing with Heartcatch Squad.
|<center>Thread 222</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33671926/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 223]</center>
|<center>26 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IV</center>
|A sisterly magical girl breaks the news to her little arms dealer, escorts her to the iron giant and makes another promise.
|<center>Thread 223</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33816105/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 224]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification V</center>
|A busy magical girl mediates between two weapon enthusiasts, heads back to slay the paperwork monster and more...
|<center>Thread 224</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33981759/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 225]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VI</center>
|An unsuspecting magical girl cooperates closely with the church and has questions.
|<center>Thread 225</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34006797 Magical Girl Noir Quest 226]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VII</center>
|A social magical girl takes a well deserved break together with her Equerry.
|<center>Thread 226</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34154724 Magical Girl Noir Quest 227]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VIII</center>
|A well fed magical girl enjoys a noisy lunch with her best friend and her best Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 227</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34180469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 228]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IX</center>
|A socially stunted magical girl asks about relationships, very intimate relationships.
|<center>Thread 228</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34317475 Magical Girl Noir Quest 229]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification X</center>
|A fully ratified magical Warmaster suffers through part of the celebration and inspects her shield...
|<center>Thread 229</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]] [[Midori]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34340893 Magical Girl Noir Quest 230]</center>
|<center>23 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XI</center>
|A stressed magical girl suffers some more and returns to the party. Time for a show!
|<center>Thread 230</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]], [[Takane]], [[Rea]], [[Vintage]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34645041 Magical Girl Noir Quest 231]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XII</center>
|A less nervous magical girl plays along with the former Warmaster and expresses her undying love of paperwork.
|<center>Thread 231</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34809789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 232]</center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XIII</center>
|An angry looking magical girl tells her lover to get good and attends a super secret meeting.
|<center>Thread 232</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35148894 Magical Girl Noir Quest 233]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations I</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl reviews what she learned the previous night.
|<center>Thread 233</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35170783 Magical Girl Noir Quest 234]</center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to hear what the prisoner has to say and receives a very polite letter.
|<center>Thread 234</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35299452 Magical Girl Noir Quest 235]</center>
|<center>4 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations III</center>
|A careful magical girl interrogates a prisoner.
|<center>Thread 235</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35425406 Magical Girl Noir Quest 236]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl has had it with the demands and honor, so she chooses her own method.
|<center>Thread 236</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35583032 Magical Girl Noir Quest 237]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations V</center>
|A singed magical girl finally has a lead to the location of the prophet! Now she just needs that lead to wake up...
|<center>Thread 237</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35625963 Magical Girl Noir Quest 238]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VI</center>
|A benevolent magical girl finds out what the young Culexus did to her. All of it.
|<center>Thread 238</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35747172 Magical Girl Noir Quest 239]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VII</center>
|A sore magical girl confers with the three Stooges about the upcoming mission and decides who to bring...
|<center>Thread 239</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35870773 Magical Girl Noir Quest 240]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VIII</center>
|A funny magical girl tries to soothe worries with jokes, but it does not go as planned.
|<center>Thread 240</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35891463 Magical Girl Noir Quest 241]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IX</center>
|A socially skilled magical girl does not ask her visitor why she is a robot and deals with inter-officio relations.
|<center>Thread 241</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36035076 Magical Girl Noir Quest 242]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations X</center>
|A very trusting magical girl finds time to relax in ways she never knew, and never wants to stop.
|<center>Thread 242</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36157492 Magical Girl Noir Quest 243]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XI</center>
|An agitated magical girl takes a call from her best friend in the whole world! ...
|<center>Thread 243</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36200835 Magical Girl Noir Quest 244]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XII</center>
|A curious magical girl gets told the wonders of pregnancy and awaits the mission briefing.
|<center>Thread 244</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36303972 Magical Girl Noir Quest 245]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm I</center>
|A commanding magical girl enters the Akashic realm to finally confront the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 245</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36348277 Magical Girl Noir Quest 246]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm II</center>
|An accurate magical girl ponders the offer presented to her while her companion fights for their lives.
|<center>Thread 246</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36463019 Magical Girl Noir Quest 247]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm III</center>
|A cautious magical girl discourages golden weapon use and confronts the strange Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 247</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36719150 Magical Girl Noir Quest 248]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IV</center>
|A reluctant magical girl battles against the Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 248</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36892600 Magical Girl Noir Quest 249]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm V</center>
|A changed magical girl tries to sort through the messy mission as time ticks away for her best friend.
|<center>Thread 249</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]], [[Dildoes]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36969781 Magical Girl Noir Quest MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: The Haloing]</center>
|<center>25 December 2014</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS Recap Again</center>
|A heavenly magical redhead hosts another round of interviews and summarizes recent events.
|<center>Recap Thread 3</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Yuri Satou]], [[Yuma]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37282185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 250]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VI</center>
|A commanding magical girl slaughters her enemies and pushes her boundaries. Thread interrupted by Moon tremors.
|<center>Thread 250</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37413213 Magical Girl Noir Quest 251]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VII</center>
|A bloodthirsty magical girl works with her team to take apart the angry giant.
|<center>Thread 251</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37611246 Magical Girl Noir Quest 252]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VIII</center>
|A fidgeting magical girl negotiates with Ahriman and...
|<center>Thread 252</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37633285 Magical Girl Noir Quest 253]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IX</center>
|A fallen magical girl struggles to regain herself.
|<center>Thread 253</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37770699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 254]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm X</center>
|A transformed magical girl receives word from her Equerry and soars to new heights.
|<center>Thread 254</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37924495/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 255]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XI</center>
|A witchy magical girl fights to separate Ahriman from Oriko.
|<center>Thread 255</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37948915/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 256]</center>
|<center>9 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XII</center>
|A barely standing magical girl stares in the face of her impending demise.
|<center>Thread 256</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38148484/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 257]</center>
|<center>18 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XIII</center>
|A scantily dressed magical girl gets her Equerry back and prepares to extract.
|<center>Thread 257</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Ahriman]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38191475/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 258]</center>
|<center>20 February 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath I</center>
|A shocked magical girl deals with the aftermath of the mission.
|<center>Thread 258</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Haruka]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38557341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 259]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath II</center>
|An amnesiac magical good-for-nothing spirals into insanity and bullies some dolls.
|<center>Thread 259</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38720194 Magical Girl Noir Quest 260]</center>
|<center>15 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath III</center>
|A considerate magical girl learns something about her new companions and gets a visit from her Incubator.
|<center>Thread 260</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38765255 Magical Girl Noir Quest 261]</center>
|<center>17 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IV</center>
|A scary magical girl is debriefed and gains some trust.
|<center>Thread 261</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38825833 Magical Girl Noir Quest 262]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath V</center>
|A Perturbed magical girl stands on the verge of a crisis and receives unexpected help.
|<center>Thread 262</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38928908 Magical Girl Noir Quest 263]</center>
|<center>25 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VI</center>
|A concerned magical girl resigns herself to the silent room, tries to get a new outfit and ... Oh no.
|<center>Thread 263</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Pinky]], [[Ahriman]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39066322 Magical Girl Noir Quest 264]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VII</center>
|A careful magical girl walks a very thing line across the pink abyss.
|<center>Thread 264</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39105800 Magical Girl Noir Quest 265]</center>
|<center>3 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VIII</center>
|An out of breath magical girl did reasonably well.
|<center>Thread 265</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39127811 Magical Girl Noir Quest 266]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IX</center>
|A thirsty magical girl is visited by her Equerry and shares a drink.
|<center>Thread 266</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39137395 Magical Girl Noir Quest 267]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>10000% Canon</center>
|Risa did nothing wrong.
|<center>Thread 267</center>
||<center>[[Risa]], [[Jager]], [[Chiakipuss]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39234964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 268]</center>
|<center>9 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath X</center>
|An inebriated magical girl is reunited with her softest love in this hard world, then stuff happens.
|<center>Thread 268</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39277321 Magical Girl Noir Quest 269]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XI</center>
|A dominant magical girl wants to know about after care and can't seem to catch a break.
|<center>Thread 269</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39504163 Magical Girl Noir Quest 270]</center>
|<center>22 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XII</center>
|An angry magical girl has had enough.
|<center>Thread 270</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39688461 Magical Girl Noir Quest 271]</center>
|<center>1 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai I</center>
|A sleepless, green magical girl wake up to find strange things happening around the girl she loves.
|<center>Thread 271</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39726758 Magical Girl Noir Quest 272]</center>
|<center>3 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai II</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl Stares into the abyss...
|<center>Thread 272</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39868789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 273]</center>
|<center>10 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai III</center>
|A green haired magical girl drags her love rival off to a deserted classroom.
|<center>Thread 273</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40923444 Magical Girl Noir Quest 274]</center>
|<center>30 June 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IV</center>
|A green haired magical girl chases after a doll.
|<center>Thread 274</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41006193 Magical Girl Noir Quest 275]</center>
|<center>4 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai V</center>
|A green haired magical girl is late to class.
|<center>Thread 275</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41153668 Magical Girl Noir Quest 276]</center>
|<center>11 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VI</center>
|A green-haired magical girl conspires with a concerned instructor.
|<center>Thread 276</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Enishi]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41176136/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 277]</center>
|<center>12 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries her hardest to keep it together.
|<center>Thread 277</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41238911/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 278]</center>
|<center>15 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tells an idol her name.
|<center>Thread 278</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41279387 Magical Girl Noir Quest 279]</center>
|<center>17 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IX</center>
|A green haired magical girl soothes her bedridden comrade.
|<center>Thread 279</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41344170 Magical Girl Noir Quest 280]</center>
|<center>20 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai X</center>
|A green haired magical girl reluctantly explores all the options presented to her.
|<center>Thread 280</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41474985 Magical Girl Noir Quest 281]</center>
|<center>26 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XI</center>
|A green haired magical girl has a war-machine in reserve and goes to meet the leader of the church.
|<center>Thread 281</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41541333 Magical Girl Noir Quest 282]</center>
|<center>29 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XII</center>
|A green haired magical girl asks about exorcisms and is tight lipped with handing out information concerning her Warmaster.
|<center>Thread 282</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41666826 Magical Girl Noir Quest 283]</center>
|<center>4 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl is being stalked and changes location again...
|<center>Thread 283</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41767728 Magical Girl Noir Quest 284]</center>
|<center>9 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIV</center>
|A green haired magical girl dreams.
|<center>Thread 284</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41849233 Magical Girl Noir Quest 285]</center>
|<center>13 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XV</center>
|A green haired magical girl compares assets and sets the plan in motion.
|<center>Thread 285</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41908717 Magical Girl Noir Quest 286]</center>
|<center>16 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVI</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger-butt accomplice are going to save their Sempai/Kong.
|<center>Thread 286</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42046987 Magical Girl Noir Quest 287]</center>
|<center>23 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVII</center>
|A green haired magical girl deals with the unexpected and leaps into the abyss.
|<center>Thread 287</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42327352 Magical Girl Noir Quest 288]</center>
|<center>6 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger companion infiltrate camp Homu.
|<center>Thread 288</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42474640 Magical Girl Noir Quest 289]</center>
|<center>13 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIX</center>
|A green haired magical girl finds what she has been looking for?
|<center>Thread 289</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Dildos]], [[Braids]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42621437 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX</center>
|A green haired magical girl is paranoid.
|<center>Thread 290</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42626819 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290 Part 2]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX.5</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries to wrap her head around what she just learned.
|<center>Thread 290 Part 2</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42663936 Magical Girl Noir Quest 291]</center>
|<center>22 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXI</center>
|A green haired magical girl concludes the emotional reunion with her sempai.
|<center>Thread 291</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42867562 Magical Girl Noir Quest 292]</center>
|<center>3 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXII</center>
|A green haired magical girl experiences some slightly unfortunate events...
|<center>Thread 292</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43033083 Magical Girl Noir Quest 293]</center>
|<center>12 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl will not take this lying down...
|<center>Thread 293</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43407079 Magical Girl Noir Quest 294]</center>
|<center>1 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake I</center>
|A tormented magical girl wakes up to dehydration physical pain and...
|<center>Thread 294</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43501196 Magical Girl Noir Quest 295]</center>
|<center>6 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake II</center>
|A near nuclear magical girl wakes up... again.
|<center>Thread 295</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2015
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44335537 Magical Girl Noir Quest 296]</center>
|<center>22 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake III</center>
|A talk with Kharn about religion, and a disturbing revalation
|<center>Thread 296</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44388513 Magical Girl Noir Quest The Recappening]</center>
|<center>27 December 2015</center>
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|A half blind, part robot magical girl hosts the fourth(and last?) recap of the quest so far. With guest appearances!
|<center>Recap 2015</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Hazuki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44485010 Magical Girl Noir Quest 297]</center>
|<center>31 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake IV</center>
|A caring, self destructive magical girl can only wait, and ask questions.
|<center>Thread 297</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44619608 Magical Girl Noir Quest 298]</center>
|<center>7 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake V</center>
|More discussion with Kharn. Dots are connected.
|<center>Thread 298</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44789678 Magical Girl Noir Quest 299]</center>
|<center>15 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VI</center>
|An angry magical girl seeks more answers to questions she doesn't want the answers to.
|<center>Thread 299</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Rea]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44895427 Magical Girl Noir Quest 300]</center>
|<center>20 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VII</center>
|An angry magical girl interrogates her Incubator to the point of angering him.
|<center>Thread 300</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45108800 Magical Girl Noir Quest 301]</center>
|<center>30 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VIII</center>
|A decisive Magical Girl mulls on what to do with her collection.
|<center>Thread 301</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/45252560 Magical Girl Noir Quest 302]</center>
|<center>6 February 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake IX</center>
|A slightly drunk Magical Girl spends the night in her comatose girlfriend's room.
|<center>Thread 302</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/48914283 Magical Girl Noir Quest 303]</center>
|<center>21 August 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake X</center>
|A dreadful magical girl awakens after what feels like MONTHS of sleep, and remembers exactly who she is.
|<center>Thread 303</center>
||<center>[[The Transcendent One]], [[Invidia]], [[Ira]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/49056821 Magical Girl Noir Quest 304]</center>
|<center>29 August 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake XI</center>
|A cold, absolutely sober magical girl prepares for departure to the moon.
|<center>Thread 304</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Smartass]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/606883 Magical Girl Noir Quest 305]</center>
|<center>21 September 2016</center>
|<center>Moon Tourism I</center>
|A cold, absolutely sober magical girl prepares for departure to the moon.
|<center>Thread 305</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Vintage]]</center>

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! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 7%"|Date
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Arc Title
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 43%"|Description
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Wiki Article
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 20%"|Appearing Characters
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19489889/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 1]</center>
|<center>16 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda I</center>
|A previously drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl smokes cigs and witches.
|<center>[[Thread 1]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19554306/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 2]</center>
|<center>20 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda II</center>
|A currently drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets another to smoke and hallucinates.
|<center>[[Thread 2]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19566127/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 3]</center>
|<center>21 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase I</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl crushes the pride of several security men and meets with her principal in a bodyguard gig.
|<center>[[Thread 3]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19579302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 4]</center>
|<center>22 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase II</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl with minty fresh breath secures the room and things go badly from there
|<center>[[Thread 4]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19618989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 5]</center>
|<center>26 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase III</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl wakes up from an illusion and makes some otaku regret their life decisions.
|<center>Thread 5</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19647104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 6]</center>
|<center>27 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase IV</center>
|A thankfully much less sober magical girl gets debriefed, followed by visitors.
|<center>Thread 6</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19671721/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 7]</center>
|<center>29 June 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement I</center>
|A hungover magical girl gets cuddled.
|<center>Thread 7</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19693145/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 8]</center>
|<center>1 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to meet the target at a yakuza bar. A fight ensues.
|<center>Thread 8</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19707604/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 9]</center>
|<center>2 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement III</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl picks up some guns and backup to rescue a friend and retire a former colleague.
|<center>Thread 9</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19721538/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 10]</center>
|<center>3 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement IV</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl retires a fellow magical girl.
|<center>Thread 10</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19746791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 11]</center>
|<center>5 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation I</center>
|A somewhat sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets debriefed and begins to interrogate a competitor.
|<center>Thread 11</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 12]</center>
|<center>6 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation II</center>
|A temporarily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl finishes questioning a drunk magical girl, might have succeeded in flipping her, and gets brand-new smartphone.
|<center>Thread 12</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19789230/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 13]</center>
|<center>8 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation III</center>
|A sober magical girl gets drunk and then sobering things happen.
|<center>Thread 13</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19803303/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 14]</center>
|<center>9 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation IV</center>
|A slightly drunk but very sober magical girl does a little better socially and is given a choice.
|<center>Thread 14</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19842679/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 15]</center>
|<center>12 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill I</center>
|A confusingly sober magical girl gets dressed and picks up the gun once more.
|<center>Thread 15</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19859151/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 16]</center>
|<center>13 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill II</center>
|A maidenly sober magical girl debates the fine line between drink and duty.
|<center>Thread 16</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Chihaya]], [[Takane]], [[Fabiola]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19875084/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 17]</center>
|<center>14 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill III</center>
|An annoyingly sober magical girl discusses work and checks out swag.
|<center>Thread 17</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Fabiola]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Kilgore]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19904854/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 18]</center>
|<center>16 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill IV</center>
|A jelly magical girl resists the urge to kill 2 separate men.
|<center>Thread 18</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19919510/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 19]</center>
|<center>17 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical gets a little red eyed and calls for backup.
|<center>Thread 19</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Kyouko]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19963787/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 20]</center>
|<center>20 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill VI</center>
|A bloodstained and sober magical maid girl takes on a demon with some help of a big friend and avenges a fallen little friend.
|<center>Thread 20</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Kilgore]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19988546/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 21]</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment I</center>
|A bloodstained and not sober for long magical maid recruit a new lickable drinking buddy.
|<center>Thread 21</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20031398/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 22]</center>
|<center>25 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment II</center>
|A heavily buzzed magical girl has girl trouble with a past friend, current roommate, and new coworker.
|<center>Thread 22</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20045550/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 23]</center>
|<center>26 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment III</center>
|A refreshingly sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl goes to say goodbye, and has a conversation with a maid.
|<center>Thread 23</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20056236/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 24]</center>
|<center>27 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment IV</center>
|A sober and slightly unsociable magical girl destroys a stack of pancakes and a young girl's heart.
|<center>Thread 24</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20070632/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 25]</center>
|<center>28 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment V</center>
|A not drunk and slightly sad magical girl pats an arms dealer on the head and bro fists a Terminator.
|<center>Thread 25</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20093863/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 26]</center>
|<center>29 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami I</center>
|A cheery magical girl makes pancakes and gets a heads up from her employer.
|<center>Thread 26</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20100476/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 27]</center>
|<center>30 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami II</center>
|An upbeat but worried magical girl heads into a barrier and finds a wounded comrade.
|<center>Thread 27</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20161365/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 28]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Mami III</center>
|An exhausted but happy magical girl dives headfirst into battle and needs saving of her own.
|<center>Thread 28</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20190993/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 29]</center>
|<center>5 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight I</center>
|A busily drunk magical girl makes a few phone calls and goes gift shopping.
|<center>Thread 29</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20272839/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 30]</center>
|<center>11 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight II</center>
|A somewhat sober and socially awkward magical girl goes gift shopping and stumbles upon an uncomfortable discovery.
|<center>Thread 30</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20301050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 31]</center>
|<center>13 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight III</center>
|A slightly drunk magical girl has a chat with her boss and teary eyed pancake delivery.
|<center>Thread 31</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20329840/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 32]</center>
|<center>15 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight IV</center>
|An in flight magical girl consumes porn and pancakes.
|<center>Thread 32</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20343723/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 33]</center>
|<center>16 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight V</center>
|A sober magical girl patiently watches another spill her heart out.
|<center>Thread 33</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 34]</center>
|<center>17 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight VI</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl gets a visit from an old flame.
|<center>Thread 34</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]],</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20371699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 35]</center>
|<center>19 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer I</center>
|A temporally sober magical girl meet a new old friend in the land of the bears.
|<center>Thread 35</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20423553/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 36]</center>
|<center>22 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer II</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl exploit a kitchen and make a subordinate cry. Again.
|<center>Thread 36</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20437302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 37]</center>
|<center>23 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer III</center>
|A worryingly sober magical girl wakes to find things not as she left them.
|<center>Thread 37</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20475337/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 38]</center>
|<center>26 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt I</center>
|A severely sober magical girl prepares to hunt bears with a pacifist, a terminator, and the bro-est Betrayer.
|<center>Thread 38</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20506252/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 39]</center>
|<center>28 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt II</center>
|A horrendously sober magical girl talk about the past with a old friend but have to cancel the glorious bear hunt.
|<center>Thread 39</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20529095/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 40]</center>
|<center>30 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt III</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl prepare for battle and confront a new opponent. Also bears.
|<center>Thread 40</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20542537/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 41]</center>
|<center>31 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt IV</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl barely keeps the violence in check.
|<center>Thread 41</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Kharn]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20593427/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 42]</center>
|<center>4 September 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical girl returns to base and gets some much needed rest and alcohol in her.
|<center>Thread 42</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20619626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 43]</center>
|<center>6 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn I</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl starts her day someone in her bed and gets interrupted by her underling.
|<center>Thread 43</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Nero]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20645072/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 44]</center>
|<center>8 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn II</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl acquires a trophy and is briefed on a murderous incident.
|<center>Thread 44</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20671486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 45]</center>
|<center>10 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn III</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl learn what happened and makes a judgement.
|<center>Thread 45</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20709419/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 46]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IV</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl annoys her subordinate and then tries to start a war but gets QBblocked.
|<center>Thread 46</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20720158/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 47]</center>
|<center>14 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn V</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl gets information about her new enemy and meets her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 47</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20772373/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 48]</center>
|<center>19 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl ride to destr- meet another Officio. Which is totally not a trap. She also annoys her new subordinate on the way.
|<center>Thread 48</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20809974/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 49]</center>
|<center>22 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl leaves her weapon at the door and stares at a painting.
|<center>Thread 49</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Erebus]], [[Murderface]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20823000/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 50]</center>
|<center>23 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VIII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl engages in fruitful negotiations. Also war.
|<center>Thread 50</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20864527/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 51]</center>
|<center>26 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IX</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her two allies murder one hundred enemy magical girls
|<center>Thread 51</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20891621/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 52]</center>
|<center>28 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn X</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her anti-magical aide have a boss fight.
|<center>Thread 52</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20930586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 53]</center>
|<center>1 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl has very bad luck.
|<center>Thread 53</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20959658/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 54]</center>
|<center>3 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl will protect her dearest friend and her new subordinate, whatever the cost.
|<center>Thread 54</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Faust]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20999517/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 55]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment I</center>
|A not-for-long sober magical girl listened to a story and is making a phone call.
|<center>Thread 55</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21012948/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 56]</center>
|<center>6 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment II</center>
|A still slightly sober magical girl talks on the phone while finishing off a bottle of vodka
|<center>Thread 56</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21068324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 57]</center>
|<center>11 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment III</center>
|A suitably intoxicated Magical girl confuses her incubator and thinks about her relationships.
|<center>Thread 57</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 58]</center>
|<center>19 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment IV</center>
|A sleepily drunk magical girl consult her phone and start exploring the russian secret base.
|<center>Thread 58</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21238483/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 59]</center>
|<center>23 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment V</center>
|An instantaneously sober magical girl faces danger and gold.
|<center>Thread 59</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21285241/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-A]</center>
|<center>26 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey I</center>
|A rather hungry Incubator starts its day and then thread is canceled on account of storm.
|<center>Thread 60-A</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21309791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-B]</center>
|<center>28 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey II</center>
|A stoic Incubator enjoys his meal and decides what to do.
|<center>Thread 60-B</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21385173/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 61]</center>
|<center>1 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey III</center>
|A quite miffed Incubator takes care of business and prepares to form a contract.
|<center>Thread 61</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 62]</center>
|<center>2 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey IV</center>
|A calm Incubator converses with a promising young girl and studies the lawn. So ends the curse of the Kyubey, or does it?
|<center>Thread 62</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21499989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 63]</center>
|<center>9 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training I</center>
|An amnesiac magical girl wakes up from surgery and try to find out who she was.
|<center>Thread 63</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21606507/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 64]</center>
|<center>16 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training II</center>
|A still very amnesiac magical girl eats adequately and still manages to get in to embarrassing situations despite her memory loss.
|<center>Thread 64</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21635951/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 65]</center>
|<center>18 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training III</center>
|An amnesiac Magical girl chooses her weapon and makes a bet.
|<center>Thread 65</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21699881/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 66]</center>
|<center>23 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training IV</center>
|An outmatched and amnesiac magical girl chooses a golden weapon and slanders the wrong person.
|<center>Thread 66</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21713146/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 67]</center>
|<center>24 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training V</center>
|A 'heavily armed' amnesiac magical girl finds herself in trouble and then, throws a punch.
|<center>Thread 67</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21820186/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 68]</center>
|<center>1 December 2012</center>
|<center>Training VI</center>
|An amnesiac Magical Big Sister drinks the clear liquid and prepares for the interrogation.
|<center>Thread 68</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mirai]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 69]</center>
|<center>7 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori I</center>
|An alarmed and green magical girl does her best to handle the situation.
|<center>Thread 69</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21960657/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 70]</center>
|<center>9 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori II</center>
|An apprehensive green haired magical girl talks with an eldritch abomination and begins her rescue mission.
|<center>Thread 70</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22007320/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 71]</center>
|<center>12 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori III</center>
|A nervous, green haired magical girl rides the Pink emotional roller coaster and presses on.
|<center>Thread 71</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 72]</center>
|<center>13 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori IV</center>
|A pretty cool green haired magical girl soothes an emotionally trigger happy god... IT draws near...
|<center>Thread 72</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22037900/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 73]</center>
|<center>14 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori V</center>
|A kind, green haired magical girl helps her companion wake up her beloved friend and has her heart wrenched.
|<center>Thread 73</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Moemura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22099036/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 74]</center>
|<center>18 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori VI</center>
|A desperate, green haired magical girl runs for dear life and explains the situation to her companion.
|<center>Thread 74</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Misaka]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22214092/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1]</center>
|<center>25 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS I</center>
|A fuming mad magical girl makes plans to teach her stupid friends about true holiday cheer and MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22244846/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2]</center>
|<center>27 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS II</center>
|A determined magical girl decides on what presents to buy for her fathead friends and finds out that some things aren't MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS at all.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22263174/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3]</center>
|<center>28 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS III</center>
|An out of breath magical girl continues her mission to bring the Christmas cheer to her Officio while dealing with painful memories and concerned loved ones.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22278963/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4]</center>
|<center>29 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS IV</center>
|A maximized magical girl meets her very own clone while her companion meets her very own... leg? The time for presents is upon us!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Hibiki]], [[Mami]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 75]</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VII</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl continues her rescue mission, but is then forced to flee and hide.
|<center>Thread 75</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22485923/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 76]</center>
|<center>9 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VIII</center>
|An unsure and green haired magical girl hangs around a ramen shop and learns about a few things going on inside the barrier.
|<center>Thread 76</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]], [[Mirai]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 77]</center>
|<center>11 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori IX</center>
|A brave green haired magical girl and her companions attempt to save a tortured fragment of her beloved's soul.
|<center>Thread 77</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]], [[Souji]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22656331/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 78]</center>
|<center>18 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori X</center>
|An enraged green haired magical girl bares her teeth against The Betrayer, then passes out.
|<center>Thread 78</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22750613/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 79]</center>
|<center>23 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XI</center>
|A comforting green haired magical girl reflects on her actions and learns of the Shattered Fragment's past.
|<center>Thread 79</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 80]</center>
|<center>1 February 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XII</center>
|A resolute green haired magical girl decides to aim for all or nothing, and receives a Faustian offer.
|<center>Thread 80</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Malal]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Moemura]], [[Souji]], [[Kharn]], [[Homura]], [[Madoka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23043090/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 81]</center>
|<center>8 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori I</center>
|The bravest magical girl faces the fire.
|<center>Thread 81</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23178841/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 82]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori II</center>
|A fading green haired magical girl gathers the strength to make things right.
|<center>Thread 82</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23334762/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 83]</center>
|<center>23 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori III</center>
|A weakened green haired magical girl loses her close friend and passes judgement on The Betrayer. So ends the Siberia arc.
|<center>Thread 83</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23608199/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap]</center>
|<center>10 March 2013</center>
|<center>Recap</center>
|A pink haired, cheerful eldritch horror hosts a recap of previous threads. With guest appearances and Q&A!
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|<center>[[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23871034/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 84]</center>
|<center>25 March 2013</center>
|<center>Return I</center>
|A complete-again magical girl starts her trip home, but is accosted by presents, cryptic messages, and dreams.
|<center>Thread 84</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23975171/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 85]</center>
|<center>1 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return II</center>
|A well rested and less amnesiac magical girl, has come home.
|<center>Thread 85</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24237412/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 86]</center>
|<center>14 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return III</center>
|A calm magical girl makes a sticky mess on her boss's desk and draws a lot of attention to herself.
|<center>Thread 86</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24375548/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 87]</center>
|<center>21 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return IV</center>
|A stoic magical girl surveys the golden tools of insanity currently in her possession, talks to the magical girl inhabiting one such tool and finds her hand reaching for the phone...
|<center>Thread 87</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24524816/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 88]</center>
|<center>29 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return V</center>
|A slightly awkward magical girl calls up an idol, arranges to meet for some coffee, and talks to another hateful magical girl.
|<center>Thread 88</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24638901/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 89]</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VI</center>
|A peaceful magical girl arrives at her new apartment, to find it quite comfortable. Dreams are had and a new day dawns for the Officio.
|<center>Thread 89</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24781997/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 90]</center>
|<center>12 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VII</center>
|An experimenting magical girl, checks on her green haired friend and learns more about her hat.
|<center>Thread 90</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24917371/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 91]</center>
|<center>19 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster I</center>
|A Frighteningly sober magical girl decides which missions to take and receives a new office.
|<center>Thread 91</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24953554/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 92]</center>
|<center>21 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster II</center>
|An annoyed magical girl finds more trophies and reschedules an appointment.
|<center>Thread 92</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24971957/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 93]</center>
|<center>22 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster III</center>
|An overwhelmed magical girl continues her first day as Warmaster and buys a boxed lunch.
|<center>Thread 93</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24991467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 94]</center>
|<center>23 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IV</center>
|An embarrassed magical girl makes a sweet gesture and drives a girl to tears.
|<center>Thread 94</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25010670/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 95]</center>
|<center>24 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster V</center>
|A frustratingly sober magical girl has coffee and a conversation with an idol.
|<center>Thread 95</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25067720/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 96]</center>
|<center>27 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VI</center>
|A melancholic magical girl continues to struggle with her feelings, and those of a certain Idol.
|<center>Thread 96</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Takane]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25109115/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 97]</center>
|<center>29 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VII</center>
|A desperate magical girl really needs a drink, she heads to her favorite bar.
|<center>Thread 97</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25152871/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 98]</center>
|<center>31 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|An agitated magical girl delivers her gruesome package and makes a dangerous decision.
|<center>Thread 98</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25195380/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 99]</center>
|<center>2 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|A perplexed magical girl has a strange feeling of deja vu and begins an important meeting.
|<center>Thread 99</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25234611/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 100]</center>
|<center>4 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IX</center>
|A slightly paranoid magical girl attends a party to celebrate her promotion and gets her hair done.
|<center>Thread 100</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25338961/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 101]</center>
|<center>9 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster X</center>
|An indifferent magical girl, awakens with a new hair style and brings a certain eldritch horror the gift of pancakes.
|<center>Thread 101</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25374626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 102]</center>
|<center>11 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster XI</center>
|A weary magical girl suppresses various urges and get's ready for her first assignment since returning from Siberia.
|<center>Thread 102</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25467444/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 103]</center>
|<center>16 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima I</center>
|An on edge magical girl takes her hate buddy along on a mission and will never look at her in the same way again.
|<center>Thread 103</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kumatora]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25599634/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 104]</center>
|<center>23 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima II</center>
|A disgruntled magical girl is really, truly sure about giving her ticket away, and sneaks around with an unpopular girl.
|<center>Thread 104</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25618919/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 105]</center>
|<center>24 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima III</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl suffers along side her Eversor companion.
|<center>Thread 105</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Ruri]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25638718/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 106]</center>
|<center>25 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IV</center>
|A suspicious magical girl feels nostalgic as things slowly starts to turn terrible again. Just like how they used to be.
|<center>Thread 106</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25733104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 107]</center>
|<center>30 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima V</center>
|A professional magical girl secures the hotel room and confronts a few uninvited guests.
|<center>Thread 107</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25754449/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 108]</center>
|<center>1 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VI</center>
|An extremely diplomatic magical girl checks in with her boss while an idol cries in the bathroom.
|<center>Thread 108</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25771391/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 109]</center>
|<center>2 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VII</center>
|A strict but fair magical girl listens to the bodyguard's side of the story and inadvertently hurts someone's feelings... again.
|<center>Thread 109</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25831757/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 110]</center>
|<center>5 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VIII</center>
|A stoic magical girl, speaks to the bodyguard again and socializes with a very awkward girl.
|<center>Thread 110</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25868586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 111]</center>
|<center>7 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IX</center>
|A surprised magical girl learn a few new things and scouts the stadium.
|<center>Thread 111</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25907991/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 112]</center>
|<center>9 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima X</center>
|A professional magical girl finishes her phone call and gets ambushed!
|<center>Thread 112</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 113]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XI</center>
|A merciful magical girl has more dealings with Kyousuke and Iori.
|<center>Thread 113</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26025769/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 114]</center>
|<center>15 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XII</center>
|An impressed magical girl gains several cup sizes and a few inches in height.
|<center>Thread 114</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 115]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIII</center>
|An intrigued magical girl learns more about a very special weapon and talks about hair.
|<center>Thread 115</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26148953/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 116]</center>
|<center>21 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIV</center>
|A somewhat sleepy magical girl briefs Vindicare Squad Hiryu on their mission and finds herself at the center of an unexpected family reunion.
|<center>Thread 116</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Squad Hiryu]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26285463/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 117]</center>
|<center>28 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka I</center>
|A very serious magical blueberry escorts the Warmaster's Equerry, along with some less pleasant company.
|<center>Thread 117</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 118]</center>
|<center>29 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka II</center>
|An irritated magical blueberry can't stay away from the strange pink haired girl and reaches her boiling point.
|<center>Thread 118</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26388898/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 119]</center>
|<center>1 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka III</center>
|A trained magical blueberry crushes her opponent and goes for another elevator ride.
|<center>Thread 119</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Amber]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26427722/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 120]</center>
|<center>4 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka IV</center>
|A heavily armored magical blueberry tries to collar an insane plague bearer.
|<center>Thread 120</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Sabrina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26447963/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 121]</center>
|<center>5 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka V</center>
|A decaying magical blueberry is coming apart at the seams and has had enough.
|<center>Thread 121</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Sabrina]], [[Faust]], [[Malal]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26505148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 122]</center>
|<center>8 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XV</center>
|A ticked off magical girl reports her findings to her Incubator and cheers up one of her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 122</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyubey]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 123]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVI</center>
|A sarcastic magical girl finds out she has a long way to go to be on friendlier terms with her blueberry colleague.
|<center>Thread 123</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26578684/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 124]</center>
|<center>12 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVII</center>
|A sleeping magical girl has a very pleasant dream, better that any she has had in weeks!
|<center>Thread 124</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26692324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 125]</center>
|<center>18 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVIII</center>
|A well rested magical girl prepares for the concert and gets thrown off balance by Pinky.
|<center>Thread 125</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26710429/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 126]</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIX</center>
|Codename:Deepthroat is traumatized and plans are finalized.
|<center>Thread 126</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26977768/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 127]</center>
|<center>2 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert I</center>
|A thankful Magical girl continues her thrilling mission while discovering the wonderful world of fan art and encounters something unexpected blocking her path.
|<center>Thread 127</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27059829/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 128]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert II</center>
|A stoic magical girl lights one up while standing guard and sees Kyosuke in a completely new light.
|<center>Thread 128</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Mappi]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27100952/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 129]</center>
|<center>8 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert III</center>
|An appreciative magical girl finishes the conversation with her favorite golden weapon and the concert finally begins!
|<center>Thread 129</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27160052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 130]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IV</center>
|A concerned magical girl watches a young bodyguard go up in flames and plans to deal with the Yakuza and their knees.
|<center>Thread 130</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27361743/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 131]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert V</center>
|A stoic magical girl decides who to interrogate and receives a call from her boss regarding her methods.
|<center>Thread 131</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27397076/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 132]</center>
|<center>24 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VI</center>
|An increasingly angry magical girl is given an ultimatum.
|<center>Thread 132</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27447918/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 133]</center>
|<center>27 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VII</center>
|An enraged magical girl tries to keep her anger in check as she stalls for time while her opponent enjoys her own little monologue.
|<center>Thread 133</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Faust]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27480288/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 134]</center>
|<center>29 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VIII</center>
|A battle ready magical girl uses her superior strength to beat the ever living crap out of her delusional opponent.
|<center>Thread 134</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27515811/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 135]</center>
|<center>1 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IX</center>
|A surprisingly calm magical girl gets used to the feeling of having three spears stuck through her chest and gives her now airborne opponent the finger, all ten of them.
|<center>Thread 135</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kana]], [[Kizuna]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27582362/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 136]</center>
|<center>5 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert X</center>
|A lightheaded magical girl staggers away from the field and receives help from an unknown girl. Who could it be?
|<center>Thread 136</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27601345/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 137]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XI</center>
|An injured magical girl gets patched up, decides to schedule a few lessons in melee combat and receives a phone call.
|<center>Thread 137</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27701305/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 138]</center>
|<center>12 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XII</center>
|A fumbling magical girl reschedules a dinner date and talks to her 'favorite' Super-Idol.
|<center>Thread 138</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27737730/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 139]</center>
|<center>14 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIII</center>
|A slightly agitated magical girl just has to get through one last night with her principal Idol and she will be free.
|<center>Thread 139</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27966838/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 140]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIV</center>
|A sober magical girl gets up early in the morning to see her client off.
|<center>Thread 140</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27985185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 141]</center>
|<center>28 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XV</center>
|A mentally exhausted magical girl tries to do the right thing and gets a double incubator for her trouble.
|<center>Thread 141</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28034746/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 142]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka I</center>
|A sore magical girl finishes her debriefing and learns something unexpected.
|<center>Thread 142</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28050468/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 143]</center>
|<center>1 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka II</center>
|A tactful magical girl has an exchange with her last Culexus while on their way to meet a very broken girl.
|<center>Thread 143</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28082414/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 144]</center>
|<center>3 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka III</center>
|A chivalrous magical girl visits one prophet and gets a bead on another.
|<center>Thread 144</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 145]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka IV</center>
|A nervous magical girl sees flashes of pink and looks at life through a mirror.
|<center>Thread 145</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Haruka]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28192140/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 146]</center>
|<center>9 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka V</center>
|A bloody magical girl gains another enemy and reports her findings.
|<center>Thread 146</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28207906/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 147]</center>
|<center>10 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka VI</center>
|A surprisingly supportive magical girl comforts her boss and finds a goddess sleeping in her bed.
|<center>Thread 147</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28265086/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 148]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal I</center>
|A lone magical badass infiltrates deep in to a shitty, hellhole of a city to save an unlucky rookie, finding an old friend in the process.
|<center>Thread 148</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Wendy]], [[Nicole]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28318411/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 149]</center>
|<center>16 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal II</center>
|A fast going magical biker speeds off on her rescue mission and receives word of another girl in trouble.
|<center>Thread 149</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Enyo]], [[Odette]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28335824/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 150]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal III</center>
|A cautious magical biker meets the professor, reluctantly accepts the deal and receives some shocking news.
|<center>Thread 150</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Odette]], [[Fran]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28356109/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 151]</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal IV</center>
|A sneaky magical biker with awesome powers finds her girl worse off than she initially feared and the situation quickly starts going south.
|<center>Thread 151</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Ekaterina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28430432/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 152]</center>
|<center>22 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal V</center>
|A killer magical biker disposes of a few thugs and needs to decide how to get the hell out of Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 152</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Fran]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28467491/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 153]</center>
|<center>24 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VI</center>
|A plotting and wanted magical biker receives a call while making her escape.
|<center>Thread 153</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 154]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VII</center>
|A Flowery pink magical biker delivers burning death upon her monstrous assailant and ends her business in Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 154</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]], [[Homura]], [[Odette]], [[Souji]], [[Fran]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28576486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 155]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center>Date I</center>
|A troubled magical girl contemplates what she just learned and remembers her date.
|<center>Thread 155</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28595050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 156]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date II</center>
|A nervous magical girl uses paranoia to distract herself and finally makes it to her date.
|<center>Thread 156</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28692270/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 157]</center>
|<center>6 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date III</center>
|A socially awkward magical girl wants to know more about her green haired date but the plan is uncovered!
|<center>Thread 157</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28734812/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 158]</center>
|<center>8 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date IV</center>
|A trembling magical girl experiences something so soft and warm it should be illegal and receives a call.
|<center>Thread 158</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28757355/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 159]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date V</center>
|An oblivious magical girl takes her green haired lady inside to give it to her.
|<center>Thread 159</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28854341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 160]</center>
|<center>14 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VI</center>
|An achy magical girl recovers from an unusually long rest and goes looking for her missing bed warmer.
|<center>Thread 160</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28876489/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 161]</center>
|<center>15 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VII</center>
|An extremely focused magical girl is really particular about the syrup and butter on her pancakes while discussing one of her least favorite felines.
|<center>Thread 161</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28897088/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 162]</center>
|<center>16 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VIII</center>
|A calm magical girl tells green everything she knows about the Prophet and attends a memorial for a girl she barely knew.
|<center>Thread 162</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29056693/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap 2]</center>
|<center>24 December 2013</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS RECAP</center>
|A one eyed, red haired magical girl hosts a Q&A session with various cast members while she recounts what has happened since the last recap.
|<center>Recap Thread 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29127188/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 163]</center>
|<center>28 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO I</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl deals with trust issues and gets trolled by a cat in a cold room.
|<center>Thread 163</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 164]</center>
|<center>29 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO II</center>
|A sharp magical girl unlocks all the diary entries! But wait, there's more!
|<center>Thread 164</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29190493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 165]</center>
|<center>31 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO III</center>
|An angry magical girl finalizes the deal and has to decide which weapon to use for Eversor training.
|<center>Thread 165</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29230052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 166]</center>
|<center>2 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VII</center>
|A (totally not) noodly magical girl provides some entertainment for Blueberry and finds out just how badly in shape she is. "Let me axe you a question."
|<center>Thread 166</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29317541/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 167]</center>
|<center>6 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VIII</center>
|A violent magical girl agrees to 'a little fun', things escalate rapidly.
|<center>Thread 167</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29431539/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 168]</center>
|<center>11 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training IX</center>
|An out cold magical girl watches a part of her world burn and wakes up to pain, cigarettes and Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 168</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29484858/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 169]</center>
|<center>13 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training X</center>
|A battered but healing magical girl finds a bit of common ground between her and Blueberry. She also learns something more sinister?
|<center>Thread 169</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29576190/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 170]</center>
|<center>17 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XI</center>
|"Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse."
|<center>Thread 170</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29625354/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 171]</center>
|<center>19 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XII</center>
|An informed magical girl tells her three new acquaintances about the current world.
|<center>Thread 171</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29650485/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 172]</center>
|<center>20 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo I</center>
|A watch wearing dild- magical girl spends her time running her officio like a true warmaster.
|<center>Thread 172</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Honoka]], [[Setsuna]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29724134/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 173]</center>
|<center>23 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo II</center>
|A decisive magical girl voices her opinion about her best friend leaving to join the Posh Templars.
|<center>Thread 173</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29796676/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 174]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab I</center>
|An eager Magical Girl reads the mission dossier and gets her Shield working again. Somewhat.
|<center>Thread 174</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29823598/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 175]</center>
|<center>27 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab II</center>
|An elucidated magical girl shoves her best friend out the back of an airplane.
|<center>Thread 175</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29918976/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 176]</center>
|<center>31 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab III</center>
|A frantic and angry magical blueberry watches her girlfriend and warmaster get taken, goes sneaking and breaks stuff.
|<center>Thread 176</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Zero]], [[Pawn]], [[Revy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367 Magical Girl Noir Quest 177]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IV</center>
|A faithful magical blueberry dodges a dirty situation and finds out where her objective is, among other things...
|<center>Thread 177</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30273938 Magical Girl Noir Quest 178]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab V</center>
|A maimed magical girl has a short conversation with her interrogator and resolves to beat her to death with her own arms, Professionally.
|<center>Thread 178</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30388422 Magical Girl Noir Quest 179]</center>
|<center>21 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VI</center>
|A nearly untied magical girl tries (and fails) to dissuade an idiot from making terrible life choices and springs in to action.
|<center>Thread 179</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30430809 Magical Girl Noir Quest 180]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VII</center>
|A free magical girl shows her former captor the error of her ways and extends a helping hand to her Fiery comrade.
|<center>Thread 180</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30564306 Magical Girl Noir Quest 181]</center>
|<center>2 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VIII</center>
|A confident magical blueberry teaches an angry robot the rules of nature and calls for reinforcements.
|<center>Thread 181</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30606927 Magical Girl Noir Quest 182]</center>
|<center>3 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IX</center>
|A curious magical blueberry talks to a hallucination, sends her robot off with a gift and breathes a sigh of relief.
|<center>Thread 182</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30689095 Magical Girl Noir Quest 183]</center>
|<center>7 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab X</center>
|A somewhat relaxed magical pilot listens to Blueberry's complaints and asks for advice.
|<center>Thread 183</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30730241 Magical Girl Noir Quest 184]</center>
|<center>9 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XI</center>
|A curious magical girl learns about forbidden love times three and finds out what is in the mystery box.
|<center>Thread 184</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30753469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 185]</center>
|<center>10 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XII</center>
|A shocked magical girl finds out more about the core and about what happened in a different timeline.
|<center>Thread 185</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30848483 Magical Girl Noir Quest 186]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo III</center>
|A pissed off magical girl hates it when her incubator makes sense and has a fit of extreme jealousy.
|<center>Thread 186</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30869118 Magical Girl Noir Quest 187]</center>
|<center>16 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IV</center>
|A much more at ease magical girl decides how to handle the prisoners and talks to her axe about the world's favorite magical girl.
|<center>Thread 187</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30889707 Magical Girl Noir Quest 188]</center>
|<center>17 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo V</center>
|An irritated magical girl checks up on her favorite fist and steps in to a complete bitch's magical realm.
|<center>Thread 188</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Yuu]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30992964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 189]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VI</center>
|A fed up magical girl plans to end the blood vendetta and reaches an agreement with the bitch blade.
|<center>Thread 189</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31014638 Magical Girl Noir Quest 190]</center>
|<center>23 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VII</center>
|A livid magical girl has had it with these cryptic messages and decides to enjoy a nice relaxing shower.
|<center>Thread 190</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31135554 Magical Girl Noir Quest 191]</center>
|<center>29 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VIII</center>
|An uncomfortable magical girl makes her way towards the certification ceremony.
|<center>Thread 191</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Dildoes]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31178338 Magical Girl Noir Quest 192]</center>
|<center>31 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IX</center>
|A fairly competent magical girl continues her work as warmaster and has more social interaction with blueberry.
|<center>Thread 192</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31295879 Magical Girl Noir Quest 193]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo X</center>
|An emotional magical girl does not remember the girls who gave their lives to save hers and delivers a short speech.
|<center>Thread 193</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31426129 Magical Girl Noir Quest 194]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XI</center>
|A spiteful magical girl turns a cat's head into mush and gets into other people's beeswax.
|<center>Thread 194</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31446138 Magical Girl Noir Quest 195]</center>
|<center>13 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XII</center>
|An unsatisfied magical girl looks down upon the filthy peasant cat and realizes something.
|<center>Thread 195</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31536124 Magical Girl Noir Quest 196]</center>
|<center>17 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIII</center>
|An extremely paranoid magical girl forces herself to calm down long enough to deal with the situation.
|<center>Thread 196</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31556336 Magical Girl Noir Quest 197]</center>
|<center>18 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIV</center>
|A talkative magical girl watches green eat her greens and is escorted to bed.
|<center>Thread 197</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31752994 Magical Girl Noir Quest 198]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht I</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears counts down to the end of the world.
|<center>Thread 198</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31777543 Magical Girl Noir Quest 199]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht II</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears sets about the tasks given to her by her rank leader.
|<center>Thread 199</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31800325 Magical Girl Noir Quest 200]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht III</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears tries to process everything she has just learned and makes a decision...
|<center>Thread 200</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31821394 Magical Girl Noir Quest 201]</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IV</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears lives with the consequences of her choices...
|<center>Thread 201</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31843876 Magical Girl Noir Quest 202]</center>
|<center>1 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht V</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears looks for comfort in the arms of a traitor.
|<center>Thread 202</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Haruka]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31931297 Magical Girl Noir Quest 203]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears receives new orders and...
|<center>Thread 203</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31973281 Magical Girl Noir Quest 204]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears confesses for the third time that day.
|<center>Thread 204</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32059165 Magical Girl Noir Quest 205]</center>
|<center>11 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VIII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears arms herself and finally sets off towards certain death.
|<center>Thread 205</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32079236 Magical Girl Noir Quest 206]</center>
|<center>12 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IX</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears loses precious time and finds herself stranded in a bloody nightmare.
|<center>Thread 206</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32218269 Magical Girl Noir Quest 207]</center>
|<center>19 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht X</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears chooses a group, deals with a princess and makes a promise.
|<center>Thread 207</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]], [[Mordred]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32349227 Magical Girl Noir Quest 208]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht XI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears awakens once to find her mentor flashing the universe and a second time to face the grim reality.
|<center>Thread 208</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32502148 Magical Girl Noir Quest 209]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church I</center>
|An unreasonably happy magical girl expects the universe to take everything away from her soon.
|<center>Thread 209</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32525548 Magical Girl Noir Quest 210]</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church II</center>
|A very tired and shaken magical girl shifts in to high gear in a race against time to attend a crash course in melee combat.
|<center>Thread 210</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]r, [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32652222 Magical Girl Noir Quest 211]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church III</center>
|A responsible magical girl tries to say goodbye to her healthy green lover and meets up with a very agitated blueberry.
|<center>Thread 211</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32775053 Magical Girl Noir Quest 212]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl finishes her business with Blueberry and meets up with Mami and the representatives of the sect.
|<center>Thread 212</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32819697 Magical Girl Noir Quest 213]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church V</center>
|A pained magical girl faces a very real 'ghost' from her past and discusses the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 213</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32895699 Magical Girl Noir Quest 214]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VI</center>
|A scheming magical girl continues to exchange information with the sect and temporarily changes scenery.
|<center>Thread 214</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32917770 Magical Girl Noir Quest 215]</center>
|<center>21 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VII</center>
|An all time crazy magical girl explains her plan and talks about love.
|<center>Thread 215</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33040710 Magical Girl Noir Quest 216]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VIII</center>
|An understanding magical girl does not like being deceived but realizes her companions could have chosen a much easier and quicker solution. Some stuff happens...
|<center>Thread 216</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]], [[Omegon]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33182127 Magical Girl Noir Quest 217]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church IX</center>
|A somewhat regretful magical girl needs to make haste to save her littlest sister.
|<center>Thread 217</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33204505 Magical Girl Noir Quest 218]</center>
|<center>5 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church X</center>
|An unprepared magical girl witnesses some drastic redecoration and presses onward!
|<center>Thread 218</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33332251/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 219]</center>
|<center>11 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church XI</center>
|A worried magical girl rains blueberries and death upon her enemies.
|<center>Thread 219</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33489493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 220]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification I</center>
|An excited magical girl watches over her little sister, and fulfills her watch-wearing dildo duties.
|<center>Thread 220</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33512323/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 221]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification II</center>
|A cruel and unusual magical girl discusses rule breaking and punishment with her one-eyed drill sergeant.
|<center>Thread 221</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33646939/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 222]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification III</center>
|A silent magical girl has heard enough and starts dealing with Heartcatch Squad.
|<center>Thread 222</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33671926/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 223]</center>
|<center>26 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IV</center>
|A sisterly magical girl breaks the news to her little arms dealer, escorts her to the iron giant and makes another promise.
|<center>Thread 223</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33816105/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 224]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification V</center>
|A busy magical girl mediates between two weapon enthusiasts, heads back to slay the paperwork monster and more...
|<center>Thread 224</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33981759/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 225]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VI</center>
|An unsuspecting magical girl cooperates closely with the church and has questions.
|<center>Thread 225</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34006797 Magical Girl Noir Quest 226]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VII</center>
|A social magical girl takes a well deserved break together with her Equerry.
|<center>Thread 226</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34154724 Magical Girl Noir Quest 227]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VIII</center>
|A well fed magical girl enjoys a noisy lunch with her best friend and her best Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 227</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34180469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 228]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IX</center>
|A socially stunted magical girl asks about relationships, very intimate relationships.
|<center>Thread 228</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34317475 Magical Girl Noir Quest 229]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification X</center>
|A fully ratified magical Warmaster suffers through part of the celebration and inspects her shield...
|<center>Thread 229</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]] [[Midori]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34340893 Magical Girl Noir Quest 230]</center>
|<center>23 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XI</center>
|A stressed magical girl suffers some more and returns to the party. Time for a show!
|<center>Thread 230</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]], [[Takane]], [[Rea]], [[Vintage]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34645041 Magical Girl Noir Quest 231]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XII</center>
|A less nervous magical girl plays along with the former Warmaster and expresses her undying love of paperwork.
|<center>Thread 231</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34809789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 232]</center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XIII</center>
|An angry looking magical girl tells her lover to get good and attends a super secret meeting.
|<center>Thread 232</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35148894 Magical Girl Noir Quest 233]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations I</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl reviews what she learned the previous night.
|<center>Thread 233</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35170783 Magical Girl Noir Quest 234]</center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to hear what the prisoner has to say and receives a very polite letter.
|<center>Thread 234</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35299452 Magical Girl Noir Quest 235]</center>
|<center>4 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations III</center>
|A careful magical girl interrogates a prisoner.
|<center>Thread 235</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35425406 Magical Girl Noir Quest 236]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl has had it with the demands and honor, so she chooses her own method.
|<center>Thread 236</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35583032 Magical Girl Noir Quest 237]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations V</center>
|A singed magical girl finally has a lead to the location of the prophet! Now she just needs that lead to wake up...
|<center>Thread 237</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35625963 Magical Girl Noir Quest 238]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VI</center>
|A benevolent magical girl finds out what the young Culexus did to her. All of it.
|<center>Thread 238</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35747172 Magical Girl Noir Quest 239]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VII</center>
|A sore magical girl confers with the three Stooges about the upcoming mission and decides who to bring...
|<center>Thread 239</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35870773 Magical Girl Noir Quest 240]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VIII</center>
|A funny magical girl tries to soothe worries with jokes, but it does not go as planned.
|<center>Thread 240</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35891463 Magical Girl Noir Quest 241]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IX</center>
|A socially skilled magical girl does not ask her visitor why she is a robot and deals with inter-officio relations.
|<center>Thread 241</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36035076 Magical Girl Noir Quest 242]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations X</center>
|A very trusting magical girl finds time to relax in ways she never knew, and never wants to stop.
|<center>Thread 242</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36157492 Magical Girl Noir Quest 243]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XI</center>
|An agitated magical girl takes a call from her best friend in the whole world! ...
|<center>Thread 243</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36200835 Magical Girl Noir Quest 244]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XII</center>
|A curious magical girl gets told the wonders of pregnancy and awaits the mission briefing.
|<center>Thread 244</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36303972 Magical Girl Noir Quest 245]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm I</center>
|A commanding magical girl enters the Akashic realm to finally confront the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 245</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36348277 Magical Girl Noir Quest 246]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm II</center>
|An accurate magical girl ponders the offer presented to her while her companion fights for their lives.
|<center>Thread 246</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36463019 Magical Girl Noir Quest 247]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm III</center>
|A cautious magical girl discourages golden weapon use and confronts the strange Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 247</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36719150 Magical Girl Noir Quest 248]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IV</center>
|A reluctant magical girl battles against the Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 248</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36892600 Magical Girl Noir Quest 249]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm V</center>
|A changed magical girl tries to sort through the messy mission as time ticks away for her best friend.
|<center>Thread 249</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]], [[Dildoes]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36969781 Magical Girl Noir Quest MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: The Haloing]</center>
|<center>25 December 2014</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS Recap Again</center>
|A heavenly magical redhead hosts another round of interviews and summarizes recent events.
|<center>Recap Thread 3</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Yuri Satou]], [[Yuma]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37282185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 250]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VI</center>
|A commanding magical girl slaughters her enemies and pushes her boundaries. Thread interrupted by Moon tremors.
|<center>Thread 250</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37413213 Magical Girl Noir Quest 251]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VII</center>
|A bloodthirsty magical girl works with her team to take apart the angry giant.
|<center>Thread 251</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37611246 Magical Girl Noir Quest 252]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VIII</center>
|A fidgeting magical girl negotiates with Ahriman and...
|<center>Thread 252</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37633285 Magical Girl Noir Quest 253]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IX</center>
|A fallen magical girl struggles to regain herself.
|<center>Thread 253</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37770699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 254]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm X</center>
|A transformed magical girl receives word from her Equerry and soars to new heights.
|<center>Thread 254</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37924495/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 255]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XI</center>
|A witchy magical girl fights to separate Ahriman from Oriko.
|<center>Thread 255</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37948915/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 256]</center>
|<center>9 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XII</center>
|A barely standing magical girl stares in the face of her impending demise.
|<center>Thread 256</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38148484/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 257]</center>
|<center>18 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XIII</center>
|A scantily dressed magical girl gets her Equerry back and prepares to extract.
|<center>Thread 257</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Ahriman]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38191475/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 258]</center>
|<center>20 February 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath I</center>
|A shocked magical girl deals with the aftermath of the mission.
|<center>Thread 258</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Haruka]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38557341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 259]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath II</center>
|An amnesiac magical good-for-nothing spirals into insanity and bullies some dolls.
|<center>Thread 259</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38720194 Magical Girl Noir Quest 260]</center>
|<center>15 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath III</center>
|A considerate magical girl learns something about her new companions and gets a visit from her Incubator.
|<center>Thread 260</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38765255 Magical Girl Noir Quest 261]</center>
|<center>17 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IV</center>
|A scary magical girl is debriefed and gains some trust.
|<center>Thread 261</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38825833 Magical Girl Noir Quest 262]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath V</center>
|A Perturbed magical girl stands on the verge of a crisis and receives unexpected help.
|<center>Thread 262</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38928908 Magical Girl Noir Quest 263]</center>
|<center>25 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VI</center>
|A concerned magical girl resigns herself to the silent room, tries to get a new outfit and ... Oh no.
|<center>Thread 263</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Pinky]], [[Ahriman]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39066322 Magical Girl Noir Quest 264]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VII</center>
|A careful magical girl walks a very thing line across the pink abyss.
|<center>Thread 264</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39105800 Magical Girl Noir Quest 265]</center>
|<center>3 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VIII</center>
|An out of breath magical girl did reasonably well.
|<center>Thread 265</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39127811 Magical Girl Noir Quest 266]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IX</center>
|A thirsty magical girl is visited by her Equerry and shares a drink.
|<center>Thread 266</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39137395 Magical Girl Noir Quest 267]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>10000% Canon</center>
|Risa did nothing wrong.
|<center>Thread 267</center>
||<center>[[Risa]], [[Jager]], [[Chiakipuss]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39234964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 268]</center>
|<center>9 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath X</center>
|An inebriated magical girl is reunited with her softest love in this hard world, then stuff happens.
|<center>Thread 268</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39277321 Magical Girl Noir Quest 269]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XI</center>
|A dominant magical girl wants to know about after care and can't seem to catch a break.
|<center>Thread 269</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39504163 Magical Girl Noir Quest 270]</center>
|<center>22 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XII</center>
|An angry magical girl has had enough.
|<center>Thread 270</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39688461 Magical Girl Noir Quest 271]</center>
|<center>1 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai I</center>
|A sleepless, green magical girl wake up to find strange things happening around the girl she loves.
|<center>Thread 271</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39726758 Magical Girl Noir Quest 272]</center>
|<center>3 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai II</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl Stares into the abyss...
|<center>Thread 272</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39868789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 273]</center>
|<center>10 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai III</center>
|A green haired magical girl drags her love rival off to a deserted classroom.
|<center>Thread 273</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40923444 Magical Girl Noir Quest 274]</center>
|<center>30 June 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IV</center>
|A green haired magical girl chases after a doll.
|<center>Thread 274</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41006193 Magical Girl Noir Quest 275]</center>
|<center>4 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai V</center>
|A green haired magical girl is late to class.
|<center>Thread 275</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41153668 Magical Girl Noir Quest 276]</center>
|<center>11 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VI</center>
|A green-haired magical girl conspires with a concerned instructor.
|<center>Thread 276</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Enishi]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41176136/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 277]</center>
|<center>12 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries her hardest to keep it together.
|<center>Thread 277</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41238911/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 278]</center>
|<center>15 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tells an idol her name.
|<center>Thread 278</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41279387 Magical Girl Noir Quest 279]</center>
|<center>17 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IX</center>
|A green haired magical girl soothes her bedridden comrade.
|<center>Thread 279</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41344170 Magical Girl Noir Quest 280]</center>
|<center>20 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai X</center>
|A green haired magical girl reluctantly explores all the options presented to her.
|<center>Thread 280</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41474985 Magical Girl Noir Quest 281]</center>
|<center>26 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XI</center>
|A green haired magical girl has a war-machine in reserve and goes to meet the leader of the church.
|<center>Thread 281</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41541333 Magical Girl Noir Quest 282]</center>
|<center>29 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XII</center>
|A green haired magical girl asks about exorcisms and is tight lipped with handing out information concerning her Warmaster.
|<center>Thread 282</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41666826 Magical Girl Noir Quest 283]</center>
|<center>4 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl is being stalked and changes location again...
|<center>Thread 283</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41767728 Magical Girl Noir Quest 284]</center>
|<center>9 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIV</center>
|A green haired magical girl dreams.
|<center>Thread 284</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41849233 Magical Girl Noir Quest 285]</center>
|<center>13 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XV</center>
|A green haired magical girl compares assets and sets the plan in motion.
|<center>Thread 285</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41908717 Magical Girl Noir Quest 286]</center>
|<center>16 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVI</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger-butt accomplice are going to save their Sempai/Kong.
|<center>Thread 286</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42046987 Magical Girl Noir Quest 287]</center>
|<center>23 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVII</center>
|A green haired magical girl deals with the unexpected and leaps into the abyss.
|<center>Thread 287</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42327352 Magical Girl Noir Quest 288]</center>
|<center>6 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger companion infiltrate camp Homu.
|<center>Thread 288</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42474640 Magical Girl Noir Quest 289]</center>
|<center>13 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIX</center>
|A green haired magical girl finds what she has been looking for?
|<center>Thread 289</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Dildos]], [[Braids]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42621437 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX</center>
|A green haired magical girl is paranoid.
|<center>Thread 290</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42626819 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290 Part 2]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX.5</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries to wrap her head around what she just learned.
|<center>Thread 290 Part 2</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42663936 Magical Girl Noir Quest 291]</center>
|<center>22 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXI</center>
|A green haired magical girl concludes the emotional reunion with her sempai.
|<center>Thread 291</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42867562 Magical Girl Noir Quest 292]</center>
|<center>3 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXII</center>
|A green haired magical girl experiences some slightly unfortunate events...
|<center>Thread 292</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43033083 Magical Girl Noir Quest 293]</center>
|<center>12 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl will not take this lying down...
|<center>Thread 293</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43407079 Magical Girl Noir Quest 294]</center>
|<center>1 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake I</center>
|A tormented magical girl wakes up to dehydration physical pain and...
|<center>Thread 294</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43501196 Magical Girl Noir Quest 295]</center>
|<center>6 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake II</center>
|A near nuclear magical girl wakes up... again.
|<center>Thread 295</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2015
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44335537 Magical Girl Noir Quest 296]</center>
|<center>22 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake III</center>
|A talk with Kharn about religion, and a disturbing revalation
|<center>Thread 296</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44388513 Magical Girl Noir Quest The Recappening]</center>
|<center>27 December 2015</center>
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|A half blind, part robot magical girl hosts the fourth(and last?) recap of the quest so far. With guest appearances!
|<center>Recap 2015</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Hazuki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44485010 Magical Girl Noir Quest 297]</center>
|<center>31 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake IV</center>
|A caring, self destructive magical girl can only wait, and ask questions.
|<center>Thread 297</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44619608 Magical Girl Noir Quest 298]</center>
|<center>7 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake V</center>
|More discussion with Kharn. Dots are connected.
|<center>Thread 298</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44789678 Magical Girl Noir Quest 299]</center>
|<center>15 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VI</center>
|An angry magical girl seeks more answers to questions she doesn't want the answers to.
|<center>Thread 299</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Rea]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44895427 Magical Girl Noir Quest 300]</center>
|<center>20 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VII</center>
|
|<center>Thread 300</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>

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! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 12%"|Thread Number
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 7%"|Date
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Arc Title
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 43%"|Description
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 9%"|Wiki Article
! style="text-align: center; background: #ADADAD; width: 20%"|Appearing Characters
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19489889/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 1]</center>
|<center>16 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda I</center>
|A previously drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl smokes cigs and witches.
|<center>[[Thread 1]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19554306/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 2]</center>
|<center>20 June 2012</center>
|<center>Chiaki Matsuda II</center>
|A currently drunk and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets another to smoke and hallucinates.
|<center>[[Thread 2]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19566127/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 3]</center>
|<center>21 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase I</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl crushes the pride of several security men and meets with her principal in a bodyguard gig.
|<center>[[Thread 3]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19579302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 4]</center>
|<center>22 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase II</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl with minty fresh breath secures the room and things go badly from there
|<center>[[Thread 4]]</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Yayoi]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19618989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 5]</center>
|<center>26 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase III</center>
|A painfully sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl wakes up from an illusion and makes some otaku regret their life decisions.
|<center>Thread 5</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19647104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 6]</center>
|<center>27 June 2012</center>
|<center>Iori Minase IV</center>
|A thankfully much less sober magical girl gets debriefed, followed by visitors.
|<center>Thread 6</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19671721/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 7]</center>
|<center>29 June 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement I</center>
|A hungover magical girl gets cuddled.
|<center>Thread 7</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19693145/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 8]</center>
|<center>1 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to meet the target at a yakuza bar. A fight ensues.
|<center>Thread 8</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19707604/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 9]</center>
|<center>2 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement III</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl picks up some guns and backup to rescue a friend and retire a former colleague.
|<center>Thread 9</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19721538/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 10]</center>
|<center>3 July 2012</center>
|<center>Retirement IV</center>
|An angrily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl retires a fellow magical girl.
|<center>Thread 10</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19746791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 11]</center>
|<center>5 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation I</center>
|A somewhat sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl gets debriefed and begins to interrogate a competitor.
|<center>Thread 11</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19761802/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 12]</center>
|<center>6 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation II</center>
|A temporarily sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl finishes questioning a drunk magical girl, might have succeeded in flipping her, and gets brand-new smartphone.
|<center>Thread 12</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19789230/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 13]</center>
|<center>8 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation III</center>
|A sober magical girl gets drunk and then sobering things happen.
|<center>Thread 13</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19803303/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 14]</center>
|<center>9 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recuperation IV</center>
|A slightly drunk but very sober magical girl does a little better socially and is given a choice.
|<center>Thread 14</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19842679/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 15]</center>
|<center>12 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill I</center>
|A confusingly sober magical girl gets dressed and picks up the gun once more.
|<center>Thread 15</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19859151/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 16]</center>
|<center>13 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill II</center>
|A maidenly sober magical girl debates the fine line between drink and duty.
|<center>Thread 16</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Chihaya]], [[Takane]], [[Fabiola]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19875084/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 17]</center>
|<center>14 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill III</center>
|An annoyingly sober magical girl discusses work and checks out swag.
|<center>Thread 17</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Fabiola]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Iori]], [[Kilgore]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19904854/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 18]</center>
|<center>16 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill IV</center>
|A jelly magical girl resists the urge to kill 2 separate men.
|<center>Thread 18</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19919510/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 19]</center>
|<center>17 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical gets a little red eyed and calls for backup.
|<center>Thread 19</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kilgore]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Kyouko]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19963787/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 20]</center>
|<center>20 July 2012</center>
|<center>Maid to Kill VI</center>
|A bloodstained and sober magical maid girl takes on a demon with some help of a big friend and avenges a fallen little friend.
|<center>Thread 20</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Kilgore]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19988546/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 21]</center>
|<center>22 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment I</center>
|A bloodstained and not sober for long magical maid recruit a new lickable drinking buddy.
|<center>Thread 21</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20031398/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 22]</center>
|<center>25 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment II</center>
|A heavily buzzed magical girl has girl trouble with a past friend, current roommate, and new coworker.
|<center>Thread 22</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20045550/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 23]</center>
|<center>26 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment III</center>
|A refreshingly sober and slightly amnesiac magical girl goes to say goodbye, and has a conversation with a maid.
|<center>Thread 23</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20056236/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 24]</center>
|<center>27 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment IV</center>
|A sober and slightly unsociable magical girl destroys a stack of pancakes and a young girl's heart.
|<center>Thread 24</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Garcia]], [[Iori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20070632/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 25]</center>
|<center>28 July 2012</center>
|<center>Recruitment V</center>
|A not drunk and slightly sad magical girl pats an arms dealer on the head and bro fists a Terminator.
|<center>Thread 25</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20093863/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 26]</center>
|<center>29 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami I</center>
|A cheery magical girl makes pancakes and gets a heads up from her employer.
|<center>Thread 26</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20100476/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 27]</center>
|<center>30 July 2012</center>
|<center>Mami II</center>
|An upbeat but worried magical girl heads into a barrier and finds a wounded comrade.
|<center>Thread 27</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20161365/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 28]</center>
|<center>3 August 2012</center>
|<center>Mami III</center>
|An exhausted but happy magical girl dives headfirst into battle and needs saving of her own.
|<center>Thread 28</center>
|<center>[[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20190993/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 29]</center>
|<center>5 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight I</center>
|A busily drunk magical girl makes a few phone calls and goes gift shopping.
|<center>Thread 29</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20272839/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 30]</center>
|<center>11 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight II</center>
|A somewhat sober and socially awkward magical girl goes gift shopping and stumbles upon an uncomfortable discovery.
|<center>Thread 30</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20301050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 31]</center>
|<center>13 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight III</center>
|A slightly drunk magical girl has a chat with her boss and teary eyed pancake delivery.
|<center>Thread 31</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20329840/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 32]</center>
|<center>15 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight IV</center>
|An in flight magical girl consumes porn and pancakes.
|<center>Thread 32</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20343723/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 33]</center>
|<center>16 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight V</center>
|A sober magical girl patiently watches another spill her heart out.
|<center>Thread 33</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20357148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 34]</center>
|<center>17 August 2012</center>
|<center>Flight VI</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl gets a visit from an old flame.
|<center>Thread 34</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]],</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20371699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 35]</center>
|<center>19 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer I</center>
|A temporally sober magical girl meet a new old friend in the land of the bears.
|<center>Thread 35</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20423553/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 36]</center>
|<center>22 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer II</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl exploit a kitchen and make a subordinate cry. Again.
|<center>Thread 36</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20437302/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 37]</center>
|<center>23 August 2012</center>
|<center>Betrayer III</center>
|A worryingly sober magical girl wakes to find things not as she left them.
|<center>Thread 37</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20475337/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 38]</center>
|<center>26 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt I</center>
|A severely sober magical girl prepares to hunt bears with a pacifist, a terminator, and the bro-est Betrayer.
|<center>Thread 38</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20506252/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 39]</center>
|<center>28 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt II</center>
|A horrendously sober magical girl talk about the past with a old friend but have to cancel the glorious bear hunt.
|<center>Thread 39</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20529095/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 40]</center>
|<center>30 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt III</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl prepare for battle and confront a new opponent. Also bears.
|<center>Thread 40</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20542537/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 41]</center>
|<center>31 August 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt IV</center>
|A coldly sober magical girl barely keeps the violence in check.
|<center>Thread 41</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Kharn]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20593427/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 42]</center>
|<center>4 September 2012</center>
|<center>Hunt V</center>
|A tiredly sober magical girl returns to base and gets some much needed rest and alcohol in her.
|<center>Thread 42</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20619626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 43]</center>
|<center>6 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn I</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl starts her day someone in her bed and gets interrupted by her underling.
|<center>Thread 43</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Nero]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20645072/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 44]</center>
|<center>8 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn II</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl acquires a trophy and is briefed on a murderous incident.
|<center>Thread 44</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20671486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 45]</center>
|<center>10 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn III</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl learn what happened and makes a judgement.
|<center>Thread 45</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20709419/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 46]</center>
|<center>13 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IV</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl annoys her subordinate and then tries to start a war but gets QBblocked.
|<center>Thread 46</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20720158/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 47]</center>
|<center>14 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn V</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl gets information about her new enemy and meets her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 47</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mami]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20772373/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 48]</center>
|<center>19 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl ride to destr- meet another Officio. Which is totally not a trap. She also annoys her new subordinate on the way.
|<center>Thread 48</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20809974/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 49]</center>
|<center>22 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl leaves her weapon at the door and stares at a painting.
|<center>Thread 49</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Erebus]], [[Murderface]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20823000/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 50]</center>
|<center>23 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn VIII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl engages in fruitful negotiations. Also war.
|<center>Thread 50</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20864527/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 51]</center>
|<center>26 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn IX</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her two allies murder one hundred enemy magical girls
|<center>Thread 51</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Murderface]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20891621/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 52]</center>
|<center>28 September 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn X</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl and her anti-magical aide have a boss fight.
|<center>Thread 52</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Ahriman]], [[Erebus]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20930586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 53]</center>
|<center>1 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XI</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl has very bad luck.
|<center>Thread 53</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Erebus]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20959658/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 54]</center>
|<center>3 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kharn XII</center>
|A powerful russian magical girl will protect her dearest friend and her new subordinate, whatever the cost.
|<center>Thread 54</center>
|<center>[[Kharn]], [[Faust]], [[Ahriman]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20999517/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 55]</center>
|<center>5 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment I</center>
|A not-for-long sober magical girl listened to a story and is making a phone call.
|<center>Thread 55</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21012948/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 56]</center>
|<center>6 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment II</center>
|A still slightly sober magical girl talks on the phone while finishing off a bottle of vodka
|<center>Thread 56</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21068324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 57]</center>
|<center>11 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment III</center>
|A suitably intoxicated Magical girl confuses her incubator and thinks about her relationships.
|<center>Thread 57</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21179458/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 58]</center>
|<center>19 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment IV</center>
|A sleepily drunk magical girl consult her phone and start exploring the russian secret base.
|<center>Thread 58</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21238483/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 59]</center>
|<center>23 October 2012</center>
|<center>Treatment V</center>
|An instantaneously sober magical girl faces danger and gold.
|<center>Thread 59</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21285241/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-A]</center>
|<center>26 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey I</center>
|A rather hungry Incubator starts its day and then thread is canceled on account of storm.
|<center>Thread 60-A</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21309791/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 60-B]</center>
|<center>28 October 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey II</center>
|A stoic Incubator enjoys his meal and decides what to do.
|<center>Thread 60-B</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21385173/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 61]</center>
|<center>1 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey III</center>
|A quite miffed Incubator takes care of business and prepares to form a contract.
|<center>Thread 61</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21399465/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 62]</center>
|<center>2 November 2012</center>
|<center>Kyubey IV</center>
|A calm Incubator converses with a promising young girl and studies the lawn. So ends the curse of the Kyubey, or does it?
|<center>Thread 62</center>
|<center>[[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21499989/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 63]</center>
|<center>9 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training I</center>
|An amnesiac magical girl wakes up from surgery and try to find out who she was.
|<center>Thread 63</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Misaka]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21606507/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 64]</center>
|<center>16 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training II</center>
|A still very amnesiac magical girl eats adequately and still manages to get in to embarrassing situations despite her memory loss.
|<center>Thread 64</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21635951/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 65]</center>
|<center>18 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training III</center>
|An amnesiac Magical girl chooses her weapon and makes a bet.
|<center>Thread 65</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21699881/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 66]</center>
|<center>23 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training IV</center>
|An outmatched and amnesiac magical girl chooses a golden weapon and slanders the wrong person.
|<center>Thread 66</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21713146/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 67]</center>
|<center>24 November 2012</center>
|<center>Training V</center>
|A 'heavily armed' amnesiac magical girl finds herself in trouble and then, throws a punch.
|<center>Thread 67</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2012
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21820186/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 68]</center>
|<center>1 December 2012</center>
|<center>Training VI</center>
|An amnesiac Magical Big Sister drinks the clear liquid and prepares for the interrogation.
|<center>Thread 68</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Misaka]], [[Mirai]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21931774/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 69]</center>
|<center>7 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori I</center>
|An alarmed and green magical girl does her best to handle the situation.
|<center>Thread 69</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21960657/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 70]</center>
|<center>9 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori II</center>
|An apprehensive green haired magical girl talks with an eldritch abomination and begins her rescue mission.
|<center>Thread 70</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22007320/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 71]</center>
|<center>12 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori III</center>
|A nervous, green haired magical girl rides the Pink emotional roller coaster and presses on.
|<center>Thread 71</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22022779/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 72]</center>
|<center>13 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori IV</center>
|A pretty cool green haired magical girl soothes an emotionally trigger happy god... IT draws near...
|<center>Thread 72</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22037900/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 73]</center>
|<center>14 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori V</center>
|A kind, green haired magical girl helps her companion wake up her beloved friend and has her heart wrenched.
|<center>Thread 73</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Faust]], [[Moemura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22099036/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 74]</center>
|<center>18 December 2012</center>
|<center>Midori VI</center>
|A desperate, green haired magical girl runs for dear life and explains the situation to her companion.
|<center>Thread 74</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Misaka]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22214092/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1]</center>
|<center>25 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS I</center>
|A fuming mad magical girl makes plans to teach her stupid friends about true holiday cheer and MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 1</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22244846/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2]</center>
|<center>27 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS II</center>
|A determined magical girl decides on what presents to buy for her fathead friends and finds out that some things aren't MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS at all.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22263174/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3]</center>
|<center>28 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS III</center>
|An out of breath magical girl continues her mission to bring the Christmas cheer to her Officio while dealing with painful memories and concerned loved ones.
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 3</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22278963/ MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4]</center>
|<center>29 December 2012</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS IV</center>
|A maximized magical girl meets her very own clone while her companion meets her very own... leg? The time for presents is upon us!
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 4</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Yuma]], [[Hibiki]], [[Mami]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22381994/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 75]</center>
|<center>4 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VII</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl continues her rescue mission, but is then forced to flee and hide.
|<center>Thread 75</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22485923/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 76]</center>
|<center>9 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori VIII</center>
|An unsure and green haired magical girl hangs around a ramen shop and learns about a few things going on inside the barrier.
|<center>Thread 76</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Kharn]], [[Mirai]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22516506/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 77]</center>
|<center>11 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori IX</center>
|A brave green haired magical girl and her companions attempt to save a tortured fragment of her beloved's soul.
|<center>Thread 77</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]], [[Souji]], [[Moemura]], [[Chiaki]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22656331/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 78]</center>
|<center>18 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori X</center>
|An enraged green haired magical girl bares her teeth against The Betrayer, then passes out.
|<center>Thread 78</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22750613/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 79]</center>
|<center>23 January 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XI</center>
|A comforting green haired magical girl reflects on her actions and learns of the Shattered Fragment's past.
|<center>Thread 79</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22905526/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 80]</center>
|<center>1 February 2013</center>
|<center>Midori XII</center>
|A resolute green haired magical girl decides to aim for all or nothing, and receives a Faustian offer.
|<center>Thread 80</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Malal]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mirai]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Moemura]], [[Souji]], [[Kharn]], [[Homura]], [[Madoka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23043090/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 81]</center>
|<center>8 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori I</center>
|The bravest magical girl faces the fire.
|<center>Thread 81</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23178841/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 82]</center>
|<center>16 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori II</center>
|A fading green haired magical girl gathers the strength to make things right.
|<center>Thread 82</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Madoka]], [[Armored Fragment]], [[Chiaki]], [[Malal]], [[Mirai]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23334762/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 83]</center>
|<center>23 February 2013</center>
|<center>Miracle Midori III</center>
|A weakened green haired magical girl loses her close friend and passes judgement on The Betrayer. So ends the Siberia arc.
|<center>Thread 83</center>
|<center>[[Midori]], [[Mirai]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Souji]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23608199/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap]</center>
|<center>10 March 2013</center>
|<center>Recap</center>
|A pink haired, cheerful eldritch horror hosts a recap of previous threads. With guest appearances and Q&A!
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|<center>[[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23871034/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 84]</center>
|<center>25 March 2013</center>
|<center>Return I</center>
|A complete-again magical girl starts her trip home, but is accosted by presents, cryptic messages, and dreams.
|<center>Thread 84</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Faust]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23975171/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 85]</center>
|<center>1 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return II</center>
|A well rested and less amnesiac magical girl, has come home.
|<center>Thread 85</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Fabiola]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24237412/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 86]</center>
|<center>14 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return III</center>
|A calm magical girl makes a sticky mess on her boss's desk and draws a lot of attention to herself.
|<center>Thread 86</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24375548/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 87]</center>
|<center>21 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return IV</center>
|A stoic magical girl surveys the golden tools of insanity currently in her possession, talks to the magical girl inhabiting one such tool and finds her hand reaching for the phone...
|<center>Thread 87</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24524816/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 88]</center>
|<center>29 April 2013</center>
|<center>Return V</center>
|A slightly awkward magical girl calls up an idol, arranges to meet for some coffee, and talks to another hateful magical girl.
|<center>Thread 88</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24638901/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 89]</center>
|<center>6 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VI</center>
|A peaceful magical girl arrives at her new apartment, to find it quite comfortable. Dreams are had and a new day dawns for the Officio.
|<center>Thread 89</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24781997/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 90]</center>
|<center>12 May 2013</center>
|<center>Return VII</center>
|An experimenting magical girl, checks on her green haired friend and learns more about her hat.
|<center>Thread 90</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24917371/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 91]</center>
|<center>19 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster I</center>
|A Frighteningly sober magical girl decides which missions to take and receives a new office.
|<center>Thread 91</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24953554/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 92]</center>
|<center>21 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster II</center>
|An annoyed magical girl finds more trophies and reschedules an appointment.
|<center>Thread 92</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24971957/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 93]</center>
|<center>22 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster III</center>
|An overwhelmed magical girl continues her first day as Warmaster and buys a boxed lunch.
|<center>Thread 93</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24991467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 94]</center>
|<center>23 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IV</center>
|An embarrassed magical girl makes a sweet gesture and drives a girl to tears.
|<center>Thread 94</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25010670/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 95]</center>
|<center>24 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster V</center>
|A frustratingly sober magical girl has coffee and a conversation with an idol.
|<center>Thread 95</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25067720/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 96]</center>
|<center>27 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VI</center>
|A melancholic magical girl continues to struggle with her feelings, and those of a certain Idol.
|<center>Thread 96</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Takane]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25109115/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 97]</center>
|<center>29 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VII</center>
|A desperate magical girl really needs a drink, she heads to her favorite bar.
|<center>Thread 97</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25152871/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 98]</center>
|<center>31 May 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|An agitated magical girl delivers her gruesome package and makes a dangerous decision.
|<center>Thread 98</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25195380/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 99]</center>
|<center>2 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster VIII</center>
|A perplexed magical girl has a strange feeling of deja vu and begins an important meeting.
|<center>Thread 99</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25234611/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 100]</center>
|<center>4 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster IX</center>
|A slightly paranoid magical girl attends a party to celebrate her promotion and gets her hair done.
|<center>Thread 100</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Rea]], [[Yuma]], [[Kumatora]], [[Mami]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25338961/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 101]</center>
|<center>9 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster X</center>
|An indifferent magical girl, awakens with a new hair style and brings a certain eldritch horror the gift of pancakes.
|<center>Thread 101</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25374626/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 102]</center>
|<center>11 June 2013</center>
|<center>Warmaster XI</center>
|A weary magical girl suppresses various urges and get's ready for her first assignment since returning from Siberia.
|<center>Thread 102</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25467444/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 103]</center>
|<center>16 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima I</center>
|An on edge magical girl takes her hate buddy along on a mission and will never look at her in the same way again.
|<center>Thread 103</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Kyouko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kumatora]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25599634/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 104]</center>
|<center>23 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima II</center>
|A disgruntled magical girl is really, truly sure about giving her ticket away, and sneaks around with an unpopular girl.
|<center>Thread 104</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25618919/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 105]</center>
|<center>24 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima III</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl suffers along side her Eversor companion.
|<center>Thread 105</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Ruri]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25638718/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 106]</center>
|<center>25 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IV</center>
|A suspicious magical girl feels nostalgic as things slowly starts to turn terrible again. Just like how they used to be.
|<center>Thread 106</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25733104/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 107]</center>
|<center>30 June 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima V</center>
|A professional magical girl secures the hotel room and confronts a few uninvited guests.
|<center>Thread 107</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25754449/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 108]</center>
|<center>1 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VI</center>
|An extremely diplomatic magical girl checks in with her boss while an idol cries in the bathroom.
|<center>Thread 108</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25771391/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 109]</center>
|<center>2 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VII</center>
|A strict but fair magical girl listens to the bodyguard's side of the story and inadvertently hurts someone's feelings... again.
|<center>Thread 109</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25831757/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 110]</center>
|<center>5 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima VIII</center>
|A stoic magical girl, speaks to the bodyguard again and socializes with a very awkward girl.
|<center>Thread 110</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25868586/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 111]</center>
|<center>7 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima IX</center>
|A surprised magical girl learn a few new things and scouts the stadium.
|<center>Thread 111</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25907991/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 112]</center>
|<center>9 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima X</center>
|A professional magical girl finishes her phone call and gets ambushed!
|<center>Thread 112</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26006907/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 113]</center>
|<center>14 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XI</center>
|A merciful magical girl has more dealings with Kyousuke and Iori.
|<center>Thread 113</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26025769/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 114]</center>
|<center>15 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XII</center>
|An impressed magical girl gains several cup sizes and a few inches in height.
|<center>Thread 114</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Iori]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26067149/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 115]</center>
|<center>17 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIII</center>
|An intrigued magical girl learns more about a very special weapon and talks about hair.
|<center>Thread 115</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26148953/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 116]</center>
|<center>21 July 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIV</center>
|A somewhat sleepy magical girl briefs Vindicare Squad Hiryu on their mission and finds herself at the center of an unexpected family reunion.
|<center>Thread 116</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Squad Hiryu]], [[Noriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26285463/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 117]</center>
|<center>28 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka I</center>
|A very serious magical blueberry escorts the Warmaster's Equerry, along with some less pleasant company.
|<center>Thread 117</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 118]</center>
|<center>29 July 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka II</center>
|An irritated magical blueberry can't stay away from the strange pink haired girl and reaches her boiling point.
|<center>Thread 118</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26388898/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 119]</center>
|<center>1 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka III</center>
|A trained magical blueberry crushes her opponent and goes for another elevator ride.
|<center>Thread 119</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Amber]], [[Malal]], [[Kirika]], [[Mary]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26427722/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 120]</center>
|<center>4 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka IV</center>
|A heavily armored magical blueberry tries to collar an insane plague bearer.
|<center>Thread 120</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Malal]], [[Sabrina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26447963/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 121]</center>
|<center>5 August 2013</center>
|<center>Sayaka V</center>
|A decaying magical blueberry is coming apart at the seams and has had enough.
|<center>Thread 121</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Sabrina]], [[Faust]], [[Malal]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26505148/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 122]</center>
|<center>8 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XV</center>
|A ticked off magical girl reports her findings to her Incubator and cheers up one of her subordinates.
|<center>Thread 122</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyubey]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26541547/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 123]</center>
|<center>10 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVI</center>
|A sarcastic magical girl finds out she has a long way to go to be on friendlier terms with her blueberry colleague.
|<center>Thread 123</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26578684/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 124]</center>
|<center>12 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVII</center>
|A sleeping magical girl has a very pleasant dream, better that any she has had in weeks!
|<center>Thread 124</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26692324/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 125]</center>
|<center>18 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XVIII</center>
|A well rested magical girl prepares for the concert and gets thrown off balance by Pinky.
|<center>Thread 125</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Noriko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26710429/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 126]</center>
|<center>19 August 2013</center>
|<center>Kirishima XIX</center>
|Codename:Deepthroat is traumatized and plans are finalized.
|<center>Thread 126</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26977768/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 127]</center>
|<center>2 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert I</center>
|A thankful Magical girl continues her thrilling mission while discovering the wonderful world of fan art and encounters something unexpected blocking her path.
|<center>Thread 127</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27059829/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 128]</center>
|<center>6 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert II</center>
|A stoic magical girl lights one up while standing guard and sees Kyosuke in a completely new light.
|<center>Thread 128</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Mappi]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27100952/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 129]</center>
|<center>8 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert III</center>
|An appreciative magical girl finishes the conversation with her favorite golden weapon and the concert finally begins!
|<center>Thread 129</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27160052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 130]</center>
|<center>11 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IV</center>
|A concerned magical girl watches a young bodyguard go up in flames and plans to deal with the Yakuza and their knees.
|<center>Thread 130</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27361743/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 131]</center>
|<center>22 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert V</center>
|A stoic magical girl decides who to interrogate and receives a call from her boss regarding her methods.
|<center>Thread 131</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mine Yoshitaka]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27397076/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 132]</center>
|<center>24 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VI</center>
|An increasingly angry magical girl is given an ultimatum.
|<center>Thread 132</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Sayaka]], [[Enishi]], [[Kyousuke]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27447918/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 133]</center>
|<center>27 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VII</center>
|An enraged magical girl tries to keep her anger in check as she stalls for time while her opponent enjoys her own little monologue.
|<center>Thread 133</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Lucius]], [[Yuu]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Faust]], [[Ruri]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27480288/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 134]</center>
|<center>29 September 2013</center>
|<center>Concert VIII</center>
|A battle ready magical girl uses her superior strength to beat the ever living crap out of her delusional opponent.
|<center>Thread 134</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27515811/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 135]</center>
|<center>1 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert IX</center>
|A surprisingly calm magical girl gets used to the feeling of having three spears stuck through her chest and gives her now airborne opponent the finger, all ten of them.
|<center>Thread 135</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuu]], [[Lucius]], [[Enishi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kana]], [[Kizuna]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27582362/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 136]</center>
|<center>5 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert X</center>
|A lightheaded magical girl staggers away from the field and receives help from an unknown girl. Who could it be?
|<center>Thread 136</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Kyousuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27601345/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 137]</center>
|<center>6 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XI</center>
|An injured magical girl gets patched up, decides to schedule a few lessons in melee combat and receives a phone call.
|<center>Thread 137</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27701305/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 138]</center>
|<center>12 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XII</center>
|A fumbling magical girl reschedules a dinner date and talks to her 'favorite' Super-Idol.
|<center>Thread 138</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Iori]], [[Ruri]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27737730/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 139]</center>
|<center>14 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIII</center>
|A slightly agitated magical girl just has to get through one last night with her principal Idol and she will be free.
|<center>Thread 139</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27966838/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 140]</center>
|<center>27 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XIV</center>
|A sober magical girl gets up early in the morning to see her client off.
|<center>Thread 140</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Ruri]], [[Sayaka]], [[Noriko]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27985185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 141]</center>
|<center>28 October 2013</center>
|<center>Concert XV</center>
|A mentally exhausted magical girl tries to do the right thing and gets a double incubator for her trouble.
|<center>Thread 141</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Jyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28034746/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 142]</center>
|<center>31 October 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka I</center>
|A sore magical girl finishes her debriefing and learns something unexpected.
|<center>Thread 142</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Yuma]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28050468/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 143]</center>
|<center>1 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka II</center>
|A tactful magical girl has an exchange with her last Culexus while on their way to meet a very broken girl.
|<center>Thread 143</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28082414/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 144]</center>
|<center>3 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka III</center>
|A chivalrous magical girl visits one prophet and gets a bead on another.
|<center>Thread 144</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28101580/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 145]</center>
|<center>4 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka IV</center>
|A nervous magical girl sees flashes of pink and looks at life through a mirror.
|<center>Thread 145</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Haruka]], [[Yuma]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28192140/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 146]</center>
|<center>9 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka V</center>
|A bloody magical girl gains another enemy and reports her findings.
|<center>Thread 146</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28207906/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 147]</center>
|<center>10 November 2013</center>
|<center>Haruka VI</center>
|A surprisingly supportive magical girl comforts her boss and finds a goddess sleeping in her bed.
|<center>Thread 147</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28265086/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 148]</center>
|<center>13 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal I</center>
|A lone magical badass infiltrates deep in to a shitty, hellhole of a city to save an unlucky rookie, finding an old friend in the process.
|<center>Thread 148</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Wendy]], [[Nicole]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28318411/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 149]</center>
|<center>16 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal II</center>
|A fast going magical biker speeds off on her rescue mission and receives word of another girl in trouble.
|<center>Thread 149</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Enyo]], [[Odette]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28335824/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 150]</center>
|<center>17 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal III</center>
|A cautious magical biker meets the professor, reluctantly accepts the deal and receives some shocking news.
|<center>Thread 150</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Odette]], [[Fran]], [[Xiaomei]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28356109/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 151]</center>
|<center>18 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal IV</center>
|A sneaky magical biker with awesome powers finds her girl worse off than she initially feared and the situation quickly starts going south.
|<center>Thread 151</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Ekaterina]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28430432/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 152]</center>
|<center>22 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal V</center>
|A killer magical biker disposes of a few thugs and needs to decide how to get the hell out of Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 152</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Souji]], [[Xiaomei]], [[Fran]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28467491/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 153]</center>
|<center>24 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VI</center>
|A plotting and wanted magical biker receives a call while making her escape.
|<center>Thread 153</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28487620/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 154]</center>
|<center>25 November 2013</center>
|<center>Malal VII</center>
|A Flowery pink magical biker delivers burning death upon her monstrous assailant and ends her business in Varrigan City.
|<center>Thread 154</center>
|<center>[[Malal]], [[Strauss]], [[Homura]], [[Odette]], [[Souji]], [[Fran]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28576486/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 155]</center>
|<center>30 November 2013</center>
|<center>Date I</center>
|A troubled magical girl contemplates what she just learned and remembers her date.
|<center>Thread 155</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2013
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28595050/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 156]</center>
|<center>1 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date II</center>
|A nervous magical girl uses paranoia to distract herself and finally makes it to her date.
|<center>Thread 156</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28692270/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 157]</center>
|<center>6 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date III</center>
|A socially awkward magical girl wants to know more about her green haired date but the plan is uncovered!
|<center>Thread 157</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28734812/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 158]</center>
|<center>8 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date IV</center>
|A trembling magical girl experiences something so soft and warm it should be illegal and receives a call.
|<center>Thread 158</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28757355/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 159]</center>
|<center>9 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date V</center>
|An oblivious magical girl takes her green haired lady inside to give it to her.
|<center>Thread 159</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kumatora]], [[Kyouko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28854341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 160]</center>
|<center>14 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VI</center>
|An achy magical girl recovers from an unusually long rest and goes looking for her missing bed warmer.
|<center>Thread 160</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28876489/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 161]</center>
|<center>15 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VII</center>
|An extremely focused magical girl is really particular about the syrup and butter on her pancakes while discussing one of her least favorite felines.
|<center>Thread 161</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28897088/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 162]</center>
|<center>16 December 2013</center>
|<center>Date VIII</center>
|A calm magical girl tells green everything she knows about the Prophet and attends a memorial for a girl she barely knew.
|<center>Thread 162</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29056693/ Magical Girl Noir Quest Recap 2]</center>
|<center>24 December 2013</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS RECAP</center>
|A one eyed, red haired magical girl hosts a Q&A session with various cast members while she recounts what has happened since the last recap.
|<center>Recap Thread 2</center>
|<center>[[Kyouko]], [[Misaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Yuu]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29127188/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 163]</center>
|<center>28 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO I</center>
|An increasingly agitated magical girl deals with trust issues and gets trolled by a cat in a cold room.
|<center>Thread 163</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29146467/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 164]</center>
|<center>29 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO II</center>
|A sharp magical girl unlocks all the diary entries! But wait, there's more!
|<center>Thread 164</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29190493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 165]</center>
|<center>31 December 2013</center>
|<center>NECO III</center>
|An angry magical girl finalizes the deal and has to decide which weapon to use for Eversor training.
|<center>Thread 165</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Izumi]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29230052/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 166]</center>
|<center>2 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VII</center>
|A (totally not) noodly magical girl provides some entertainment for Blueberry and finds out just how badly in shape she is. "Let me axe you a question."
|<center>Thread 166</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29317541/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 167]</center>
|<center>6 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training VIII</center>
|A violent magical girl agrees to 'a little fun', things escalate rapidly.
|<center>Thread 167</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29431539/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 168]</center>
|<center>11 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training IX</center>
|An out cold magical girl watches a part of her world burn and wakes up to pain, cigarettes and Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 168</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29484858/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 169]</center>
|<center>13 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training X</center>
|A battered but healing magical girl finds a bit of common ground between her and Blueberry. She also learns something more sinister?
|<center>Thread 169</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29576190/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 170]</center>
|<center>17 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XI</center>
|"Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse."
|<center>Thread 170</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29625354/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 171]</center>
|<center>19 January 2014</center>
|<center>Training XII</center>
|An informed magical girl tells her three new acquaintances about the current world.
|<center>Thread 171</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29650485/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 172]</center>
|<center>20 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo I</center>
|A watch wearing dild- magical girl spends her time running her officio like a true warmaster.
|<center>Thread 172</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Honoka]], [[Setsuna]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29724134/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 173]</center>
|<center>23 January 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-wearing Dildo II</center>
|A decisive magical girl voices her opinion about her best friend leaving to join the Posh Templars.
|<center>Thread 173</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29796676/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 174]</center>
|<center>26 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab I</center>
|An eager Magical Girl reads the mission dossier and gets her Shield working again. Somewhat.
|<center>Thread 174</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29823598/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 175]</center>
|<center>27 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab II</center>
|An elucidated magical girl shoves her best friend out the back of an airplane.
|<center>Thread 175</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Faust]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29918976/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 176]</center>
|<center>31 January 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab III</center>
|A frantic and angry magical blueberry watches her girlfriend and warmaster get taken, goes sneaking and breaks stuff.
|<center>Thread 176</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Zero]], [[Pawn]], [[Revy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29989367 Magical Girl Noir Quest 177]</center>
|<center>3 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IV</center>
|A faithful magical blueberry dodges a dirty situation and finds out where her objective is, among other things...
|<center>Thread 177</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30273938 Magical Girl Noir Quest 178]</center>
|<center>16 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab V</center>
|A maimed magical girl has a short conversation with her interrogator and resolves to beat her to death with her own arms, Professionally.
|<center>Thread 178</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30388422 Magical Girl Noir Quest 179]</center>
|<center>21 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VI</center>
|A nearly untied magical girl tries (and fails) to dissuade an idiot from making terrible life choices and springs in to action.
|<center>Thread 179</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30430809 Magical Girl Noir Quest 180]</center>
|<center>23 February 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VII</center>
|A free magical girl shows her former captor the error of her ways and extends a helping hand to her Fiery comrade.
|<center>Thread 180</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Freon]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30564306 Magical Girl Noir Quest 181]</center>
|<center>2 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab VIII</center>
|A confident magical blueberry teaches an angry robot the rules of nature and calls for reinforcements.
|<center>Thread 181</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30606927 Magical Girl Noir Quest 182]</center>
|<center>3 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab IX</center>
|A curious magical blueberry talks to a hallucination, sends her robot off with a gift and breathes a sigh of relief.
|<center>Thread 182</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Faust]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30689095 Magical Girl Noir Quest 183]</center>
|<center>7 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab X</center>
|A somewhat relaxed magical pilot listens to Blueberry's complaints and asks for advice.
|<center>Thread 183</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30730241 Magical Girl Noir Quest 184]</center>
|<center>9 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XI</center>
|A curious magical girl learns about forbidden love times three and finds out what is in the mystery box.
|<center>Thread 184</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30753469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 185]</center>
|<center>10 March 2014</center>
|<center>Smash-and-grab XII</center>
|A shocked magical girl finds out more about the core and about what happened in a different timeline.
|<center>Thread 185</center>
|<center>[[Sayaka]], [[Chiaki]], [[Kyouko]], [[Kyubey]], [[Braids]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30848483 Magical Girl Noir Quest 186]</center>
|<center>15 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo III</center>
|A pissed off magical girl hates it when her incubator makes sense and has a fit of extreme jealousy.
|<center>Thread 186</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30869118 Magical Girl Noir Quest 187]</center>
|<center>16 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IV</center>
|A much more at ease magical girl decides how to handle the prisoners and talks to her axe about the world's favorite magical girl.
|<center>Thread 187</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30889707 Magical Girl Noir Quest 188]</center>
|<center>17 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo V</center>
|An irritated magical girl checks up on her favorite fist and steps in to a complete bitch's magical realm.
|<center>Thread 188</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Risa]], [[Yuu]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30992964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 189]</center>
|<center>22 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VI</center>
|A fed up magical girl plans to end the blood vendetta and reaches an agreement with the bitch blade.
|<center>Thread 189</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31014638 Magical Girl Noir Quest 190]</center>
|<center>23 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VII</center>
|A livid magical girl has had it with these cryptic messages and decides to enjoy a nice relaxing shower.
|<center>Thread 190</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kirika]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31135554 Magical Girl Noir Quest 191]</center>
|<center>29 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo VIII</center>
|An uncomfortable magical girl makes her way towards the certification ceremony.
|<center>Thread 191</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Dildoes]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31178338 Magical Girl Noir Quest 192]</center>
|<center>31 March 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo IX</center>
|A fairly competent magical girl continues her work as warmaster and has more social interaction with blueberry.
|<center>Thread 192</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31295879 Magical Girl Noir Quest 193]</center>
|<center>6 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo X</center>
|An emotional magical girl does not remember the girls who gave their lives to save hers and delivers a short speech.
|<center>Thread 193</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyubey]], [[Mami]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31426129 Magical Girl Noir Quest 194]</center>
|<center>12 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XI</center>
|A spiteful magical girl turns a cat's head into mush and gets into other people's beeswax.
|<center>Thread 194</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]], [[Enishi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31446138 Magical Girl Noir Quest 195]</center>
|<center>13 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XII</center>
|An unsatisfied magical girl looks down upon the filthy peasant cat and realizes something.
|<center>Thread 195</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Noriko]], [[Izumi]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31536124 Magical Girl Noir Quest 196]</center>
|<center>17 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIII</center>
|An extremely paranoid magical girl forces herself to calm down long enough to deal with the situation.
|<center>Thread 196</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31556336 Magical Girl Noir Quest 197]</center>
|<center>18 April 2014</center>
|<center>Watch-Wearing Dildo XIV</center>
|A talkative magical girl watches green eat her greens and is escorted to bed.
|<center>Thread 197</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31752994 Magical Girl Noir Quest 198]</center>
|<center>27 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht I</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears counts down to the end of the world.
|<center>Thread 198</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31777543 Magical Girl Noir Quest 199]</center>
|<center>28 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht II</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears sets about the tasks given to her by her rank leader.
|<center>Thread 199</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Cavefish]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31800325 Magical Girl Noir Quest 200]</center>
|<center>29 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht III</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears tries to process everything she has just learned and makes a decision...
|<center>Thread 200</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31821394 Magical Girl Noir Quest 201]</center>
|<center>30 April 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IV</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears lives with the consequences of her choices...
|<center>Thread 201</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Girl A]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31843876 Magical Girl Noir Quest 202]</center>
|<center>1 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht V</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears looks for comfort in the arms of a traitor.
|<center>Thread 202</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Haruka]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31931297 Magical Girl Noir Quest 203]</center>
|<center>5 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears receives new orders and...
|<center>Thread 203</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Malal]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/31973281 Magical Girl Noir Quest 204]</center>
|<center>7 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears confesses for the third time that day.
|<center>Thread 204</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32059165 Magical Girl Noir Quest 205]</center>
|<center>11 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht VIII</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears arms herself and finally sets off towards certain death.
|<center>Thread 205</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32079236 Magical Girl Noir Quest 206]</center>
|<center>12 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht IX</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears loses precious time and finds herself stranded in a bloody nightmare.
|<center>Thread 206</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32218269 Magical Girl Noir Quest 207]</center>
|<center>19 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht X</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears chooses a group, deals with a princess and makes a promise.
|<center>Thread 207</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Raleigh]], [[Cavefish]], [[Kharn]], [[Mordred]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32349227 Magical Girl Noir Quest 208]</center>
|<center>25 May 2014</center>
|<center>Walpurgisnacht XI</center>
|A pair of green magical cat ears awakens once to find her mentor flashing the universe and a second time to face the grim reality.
|<center>Thread 208</center>
|<center>[[Yuma]], [[Enyo]], [[Kharn]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32502148 Magical Girl Noir Quest 209]</center>
|<center>1 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church I</center>
|An unreasonably happy magical girl expects the universe to take everything away from her soon.
|<center>Thread 209</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32525548 Magical Girl Noir Quest 210]</center>
|<center>2 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church II</center>
|A very tired and shaken magical girl shifts in to high gear in a race against time to attend a crash course in melee combat.
|<center>Thread 210</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]]r, [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32652222 Magical Girl Noir Quest 211]</center>
|<center>8 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church III</center>
|A responsible magical girl tries to say goodbye to her healthy green lover and meets up with a very agitated blueberry.
|<center>Thread 211</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32775053 Magical Girl Noir Quest 212]</center>
|<center>14 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl finishes her business with Blueberry and meets up with Mami and the representatives of the sect.
|<center>Thread 212</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32819697 Magical Girl Noir Quest 213]</center>
|<center>16 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church V</center>
|A pained magical girl faces a very real 'ghost' from her past and discusses the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 213</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Rea]], [[Kumatora]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32895699 Magical Girl Noir Quest 214]</center>
|<center>20 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VI</center>
|A scheming magical girl continues to exchange information with the sect and temporarily changes scenery.
|<center>Thread 214</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/32917770 Magical Girl Noir Quest 215]</center>
|<center>21 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VII</center>
|An all time crazy magical girl explains her plan and talks about love.
|<center>Thread 215</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33040710 Magical Girl Noir Quest 216]</center>
|<center>27 June 2014</center>
|<center>Church VIII</center>
|An understanding magical girl does not like being deceived but realizes her companions could have chosen a much easier and quicker solution. Some stuff happens...
|<center>Thread 216</center>
|<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]], [[Omegon]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33182127 Magical Girl Noir Quest 217]</center>
|<center>4 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church IX</center>
|A somewhat regretful magical girl needs to make haste to save her littlest sister.
|<center>Thread 217</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyouko]], [[Amber]], [[Jade]], [[Himiko]], [[Yulia]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33204505 Magical Girl Noir Quest 218]</center>
|<center>5 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church X</center>
|An unprepared magical girl witnesses some drastic redecoration and presses onward!
|<center>Thread 218</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33332251/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 219]</center>
|<center>11 July 2014</center>
|<center>Church XI</center>
|A worried magical girl rains blueberries and death upon her enemies.
|<center>Thread 219</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33489493/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 220]</center>
|<center>18 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification I</center>
|An excited magical girl watches over her little sister, and fulfills her watch-wearing dildo duties.
|<center>Thread 220</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33512323/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 221]</center>
|<center>19 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification II</center>
|A cruel and unusual magical girl discusses rule breaking and punishment with her one-eyed drill sergeant.
|<center>Thread 221</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33646939/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 222]</center>
|<center>25 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification III</center>
|A silent magical girl has heard enough and starts dealing with Heartcatch Squad.
|<center>Thread 222</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33671926/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 223]</center>
|<center>26 July 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IV</center>
|A sisterly magical girl breaks the news to her little arms dealer, escorts her to the iron giant and makes another promise.
|<center>Thread 223</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33816105/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 224]</center>
|<center>1 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification V</center>
|A busy magical girl mediates between two weapon enthusiasts, heads back to slay the paperwork monster and more...
|<center>Thread 224</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Rea]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/33981759/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 225]</center>
|<center>8 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VI</center>
|An unsuspecting magical girl cooperates closely with the church and has questions.
|<center>Thread 225</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34006797 Magical Girl Noir Quest 226]</center>
|<center>9 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VII</center>
|A social magical girl takes a well deserved break together with her Equerry.
|<center>Thread 226</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34154724 Magical Girl Noir Quest 227]</center>
|<center>15 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification VIII</center>
|A well fed magical girl enjoys a noisy lunch with her best friend and her best Blueberry.
|<center>Thread 227</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34180469 Magical Girl Noir Quest 228]</center>
|<center>16 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification IX</center>
|A socially stunted magical girl asks about relationships, very intimate relationships.
|<center>Thread 228</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Charles]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34317475 Magical Girl Noir Quest 229]</center>
|<center>22 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification X</center>
|A fully ratified magical Warmaster suffers through part of the celebration and inspects her shield...
|<center>Thread 229</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[Kyubey]] [[Midori]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34340893 Magical Girl Noir Quest 230]</center>
|<center>23 August 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XI</center>
|A stressed magical girl suffers some more and returns to the party. Time for a show!
|<center>Thread 230</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]], [[Takane]], [[Rea]], [[Vintage]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34645041 Magical Girl Noir Quest 231]</center>
|<center>5 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XII</center>
|A less nervous magical girl plays along with the former Warmaster and expresses her undying love of paperwork.
|<center>Thread 231</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/34809789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 232]</center>
|<center>12 September 2014</center>
|<center>Ratification XIII</center>
|An angry looking magical girl tells her lover to get good and attends a super secret meeting.
|<center>Thread 232</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35148894 Magical Girl Noir Quest 233]</center>
|<center>27 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations I</center>
|A painfully sober magical girl reviews what she learned the previous night.
|<center>Thread 233</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Vintage]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35170783 Magical Girl Noir Quest 234]</center>
|<center>28 September 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations II</center>
|A hungover magical girl goes to hear what the prisoner has to say and receives a very polite letter.
|<center>Thread 234</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35299452 Magical Girl Noir Quest 235]</center>
|<center>4 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations III</center>
|A careful magical girl interrogates a prisoner.
|<center>Thread 235</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35425406 Magical Girl Noir Quest 236]</center>
|<center>10 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IV</center>
|A decisive magical girl has had it with the demands and honor, so she chooses her own method.
|<center>Thread 236</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Sayaka]], [[Lucius]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35583032 Magical Girl Noir Quest 237]</center>
|<center>17 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations V</center>
|A singed magical girl finally has a lead to the location of the prophet! Now she just needs that lead to wake up...
|<center>Thread 237</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35625963 Magical Girl Noir Quest 238]</center>
|<center>19 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VI</center>
|A benevolent magical girl finds out what the young Culexus did to her. All of it.
|<center>Thread 238</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyoko]], [[Touno]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35747172 Magical Girl Noir Quest 239]</center>
|<center>25 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VII</center>
|A sore magical girl confers with the three Stooges about the upcoming mission and decides who to bring...
|<center>Thread 239</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Braids]], [[Dildoes]], [[Murderface]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35870773 Magical Girl Noir Quest 240]</center>
|<center>31 October 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations VIII</center>
|A funny magical girl tries to soothe worries with jokes, but it does not go as planned.
|<center>Thread 240</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/35891463 Magical Girl Noir Quest 241]</center>
|<center>1 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations IX</center>
|A socially skilled magical girl does not ask her visitor why she is a robot and deals with inter-officio relations.
|<center>Thread 241</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Misaka]], [[Rea]], [[Barbara]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36035076 Magical Girl Noir Quest 242]</center>
|<center>8 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations X</center>
|A very trusting magical girl finds time to relax in ways she never knew, and never wants to stop.
|<center>Thread 242</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36157492 Magical Girl Noir Quest 243]</center>
|<center>14 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XI</center>
|An agitated magical girl takes a call from her best friend in the whole world! ...
|<center>Thread 243</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36200835 Magical Girl Noir Quest 244]</center>
|<center>16 November 2014</center>
|<center>Preparations XII</center>
|A curious magical girl gets told the wonders of pregnancy and awaits the mission briefing.
|<center>Thread 244</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kharn]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36303972 Magical Girl Noir Quest 245]</center>
|<center>21 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm I</center>
|A commanding magical girl enters the Akashic realm to finally confront the Prophet.
|<center>Thread 245</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Yuma]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Mami]], [[Wendy]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36348277 Magical Girl Noir Quest 246]</center>
|<center>23 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm II</center>
|An accurate magical girl ponders the offer presented to her while her companion fights for their lives.
|<center>Thread 246</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Mami]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36463019 Magical Girl Noir Quest 247]</center>
|<center>29 November 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm III</center>
|A cautious magical girl discourages golden weapon use and confronts the strange Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 247</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2014
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36719150 Magical Girl Noir Quest 248]</center>
|<center>12 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IV</center>
|A reluctant magical girl battles against the Red Culexus.
|<center>Thread 248</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Red Culexus]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36892600 Magical Girl Noir Quest 249]</center>
|<center>21 December 2014</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm V</center>
|A changed magical girl tries to sort through the messy mission as time ticks away for her best friend.
|<center>Thread 249</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kirika]], [[Dildoes]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/36969781 Magical Girl Noir Quest MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: The Haloing]</center>
|<center>25 December 2014</center>
|<center>MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS Recap Again</center>
|A heavenly magical redhead hosts another round of interviews and summarizes recent events.
|<center>Recap Thread 3</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Yuri Satou]], [[Yuma]], [[The Transcendent One]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37282185/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 250]</center>
|<center>10 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VI</center>
|A commanding magical girl slaughters her enemies and pushes her boundaries. Thread interrupted by Moon tremors.
|<center>Thread 250</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37413213 Magical Girl Noir Quest 251]</center>
|<center>16 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VII</center>
|A bloodthirsty magical girl works with her team to take apart the angry giant.
|<center>Thread 251</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37611246 Magical Girl Noir Quest 252]</center>
|<center>25 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm VIII</center>
|A fidgeting magical girl negotiates with Ahriman and...
|<center>Thread 252</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37633285 Magical Girl Noir Quest 253]</center>
|<center>26 January 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm IX</center>
|A fallen magical girl struggles to regain herself.
|<center>Thread 253</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|February 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37770699/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 254]</center>
|<center>1 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm X</center>
|A transformed magical girl receives word from her Equerry and soars to new heights.
|<center>Thread 254</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37924495/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 255]</center>
|<center>8 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XI</center>
|A witchy magical girl fights to separate Ahriman from Oriko.
|<center>Thread 255</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Sayaka]], [[Oriko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/37948915/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 256]</center>
|<center>9 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XII</center>
|A barely standing magical girl stares in the face of her impending demise.
|<center>Thread 256</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38148484/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 257]</center>
|<center>18 February 2015</center>
|<center>Akashic Realm XIII</center>
|A scantily dressed magical girl gets her Equerry back and prepares to extract.
|<center>Thread 257</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Rea]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Wendy]], [[Mami]], [[Oriko]], [[Ahriman]], [[Yuma]], [[Haruka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38191475/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 258]</center>
|<center>20 February 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath I</center>
|A shocked magical girl deals with the aftermath of the mission.
|<center>Thread 258</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Sayaka]], [[Haruka]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|March 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38557341/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 259]</center>
|<center>8 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath II</center>
|An amnesiac magical good-for-nothing spirals into insanity and bullies some dolls.
|<center>Thread 259</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38720194 Magical Girl Noir Quest 260]</center>
|<center>15 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath III</center>
|A considerate magical girl learns something about her new companions and gets a visit from her Incubator.
|<center>Thread 260</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38765255 Magical Girl Noir Quest 261]</center>
|<center>17 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IV</center>
|A scary magical girl is debriefed and gains some trust.
|<center>Thread 261</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38825833 Magical Girl Noir Quest 262]</center>
|<center>20 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath V</center>
|A Perturbed magical girl stands on the verge of a crisis and receives unexpected help.
|<center>Thread 262</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/38928908 Magical Girl Noir Quest 263]</center>
|<center>25 March 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VI</center>
|A concerned magical girl resigns herself to the silent room, tries to get a new outfit and ... Oh no.
|<center>Thread 263</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Kyuubey]], [[Pinky]], [[Ahriman]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|April 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39066322 Magical Girl Noir Quest 264]</center>
|<center>1 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VII</center>
|A careful magical girl walks a very thing line across the pink abyss.
|<center>Thread 264</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39105800 Magical Girl Noir Quest 265]</center>
|<center>3 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath VIII</center>
|An out of breath magical girl did reasonably well.
|<center>Thread 265</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39127811 Magical Girl Noir Quest 266]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath IX</center>
|A thirsty magical girl is visited by her Equerry and shares a drink.
|<center>Thread 266</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39137395 Magical Girl Noir Quest 267]</center>
|<center>4 April 2015</center>
|<center>10000% Canon</center>
|Risa did nothing wrong.
|<center>Thread 267</center>
||<center>[[Risa]], [[Jager]], [[Chiakipuss]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39234964 Magical Girl Noir Quest 268]</center>
|<center>9 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath X</center>
|An inebriated magical girl is reunited with her softest love in this hard world, then stuff happens.
|<center>Thread 268</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Clara Dolls]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39277321 Magical Girl Noir Quest 269]</center>
|<center>12 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XI</center>
|A dominant magical girl wants to know about after care and can't seem to catch a break.
|<center>Thread 269</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39504163 Magical Girl Noir Quest 270]</center>
|<center>22 April 2015</center>
|<center>Aftermath XII</center>
|An angry magical girl has had enough.
|<center>Thread 270</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Wendy]], [[Midori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Akemi Homura]], [[Malal]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|May 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39688461 Magical Girl Noir Quest 271]</center>
|<center>1 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai I</center>
|A sleepless, green magical girl wake up to find strange things happening around the girl she loves.
|<center>Thread 271</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Kyubey]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39726758 Magical Girl Noir Quest 272]</center>
|<center>3 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai II</center>
|A determined green haired magical girl Stares into the abyss...
|<center>Thread 272</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/39868789 Magical Girl Noir Quest 273]</center>
|<center>10 May 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai III</center>
|A green haired magical girl drags her love rival off to a deserted classroom.
|<center>Thread 273</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|June 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/40923444 Magical Girl Noir Quest 274]</center>
|<center>30 June 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IV</center>
|A green haired magical girl chases after a doll.
|<center>Thread 274</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Pinky]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|July 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41006193 Magical Girl Noir Quest 275]</center>
|<center>4 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai V</center>
|A green haired magical girl is late to class.
|<center>Thread 275</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Clara Dolls|Manuke]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41153668 Magical Girl Noir Quest 276]</center>
|<center>11 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VI</center>
|A green-haired magical girl conspires with a concerned instructor.
|<center>Thread 276</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Enishi]], [[Iori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41176136/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 277]</center>
|<center>12 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries her hardest to keep it together.
|<center>Thread 277</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Sayaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41238911/ Magical Girl Noir Quest 278]</center>
|<center>15 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai VIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl tells an idol her name.
|<center>Thread 278</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41279387 Magical Girl Noir Quest 279]</center>
|<center>17 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai IX</center>
|A green haired magical girl soothes her bedridden comrade.
|<center>Thread 279</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Iori]], [[Kyoko]], [[Sayaka]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41344170 Magical Girl Noir Quest 280]</center>
|<center>20 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai X</center>
|A green haired magical girl reluctantly explores all the options presented to her.
|<center>Thread 280</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Misaka]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41474985 Magical Girl Noir Quest 281]</center>
|<center>26 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XI</center>
|A green haired magical girl has a war-machine in reserve and goes to meet the leader of the church.
|<center>Thread 281</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Tiny Pete]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41541333 Magical Girl Noir Quest 282]</center>
|<center>29 July 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XII</center>
|A green haired magical girl asks about exorcisms and is tight lipped with handing out information concerning her Warmaster.
|<center>Thread 282</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Amber]], [[Alice]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|August 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41666826 Magical Girl Noir Quest 283]</center>
|<center>4 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl is being stalked and changes location again...
|<center>Thread 283</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Charles]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41767728 Magical Girl Noir Quest 284]</center>
|<center>9 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIV</center>
|A green haired magical girl dreams.
|<center>Thread 284</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41849233 Magical Girl Noir Quest 285]</center>
|<center>13 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XV</center>
|A green haired magical girl compares assets and sets the plan in motion.
|<center>Thread 285</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/41908717 Magical Girl Noir Quest 286]</center>
|<center>16 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVI</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger-butt accomplice are going to save their Sempai/Kong.
|<center>Thread 286</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Sayaka]], [[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42046987 Magical Girl Noir Quest 287]</center>
|<center>23 August 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVII</center>
|A green haired magical girl deals with the unexpected and leaps into the abyss.
|<center>Thread 287</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Enishi]], [[Kirika]], [[Yuu]], [[Risa]], [[Heartcatch Squad]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|September 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42327352 Magical Girl Noir Quest 288]</center>
|<center>6 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XVIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl and her burger companion infiltrate camp Homu.
|<center>Thread 288</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42474640 Magical Girl Noir Quest 289]</center>
|<center>13 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XIX</center>
|A green haired magical girl finds what she has been looking for?
|<center>Thread 289</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Dildos]], [[Braids]], [[Murderface]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42621437 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX</center>
|A green haired magical girl is paranoid.
|<center>Thread 290</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42626819 Magical Girl Noir Quest 290 Part 2]</center>
|<center>20 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XX.5</center>
|A green haired magical girl tries to wrap her head around what she just learned.
|<center>Thread 290 Part 2</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42663936 Magical Girl Noir Quest 291]</center>
|<center>22 September 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXI</center>
|A green haired magical girl concludes the emotional reunion with her sempai.
|<center>Thread 291</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|October 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/42867562 Magical Girl Noir Quest 292]</center>
|<center>3 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXII</center>
|A green haired magical girl experiences some slightly unfortunate events...
|<center>Thread 292</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Tiny Pete]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43033083 Magical Girl Noir Quest 293]</center>
|<center>12 October 2015</center>
|<center>Shempai XXIII</center>
|A green haired magical girl will not take this lying down...
|<center>Thread 293</center>
||<center>[[Midori]], [[Wendy]], [[Chiaki]], [[Mami]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|November 2015
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43407079 Magical Girl Noir Quest 294]</center>
|<center>1 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake I</center>
|A tormented magical girl wakes up to dehydration physical pain and...
|<center>Thread 294</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
|<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43501196 Magical Girl Noir Quest 295]</center>
|<center>6 November 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake II</center>
|A near nuclear magical girl wakes up... again.
|<center>Thread 295</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]]</center>
|-
| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|December 2015
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44335537 Magical Girl Noir Quest 296]</center>
|<center>22 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake III</center>
|A talk with Kharn about religion, and a disturbing revalation
|<center>Thread 296</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kyoko]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44388513 Magical Girl Noir Quest The Recappening]</center>
|<center>27 December 2015</center>
|<center>Recap Thread</center>
|A half blind, part robot magical girl hosts the fourth(and last?) recap of the quest so far. With guest appearances!
|<center>Recap 2015</center>
||<center>[[Kyoko]], [[Enishi]], [[Hazuki]], [[Pinky]]</center>
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44485010 Magical Girl Noir Quest 297]</center>
|<center>31 December 2015</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake IV</center>
|A caring, self destructive magical girl can only wait, and ask questions.
|<center>Thread 297</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
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| colspan="6" style="text-align: center; background: #D1D1D1;"|January 2016
|-
||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44619608 Magical Girl Noir Quest 298]</center>
|<center>7 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake V</center>
|More discussion with Kharn. Dots are connected.
|<center>Thread 298</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]]</center>
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||<center>[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44789678 Magical Girl Noir Quest 299]</center>
|<center>15 January 2016</center>
|<center>Phantom Pancake VI</center>
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|<center>Thread 299</center>
||<center>[[Chiaki]], [[Kharn]], [[Midori]], [[Rea]], [[Kyuubey]]</center>